#big d and fluid man...

[wanderingmind867]

(Scooby Doo Team-Up #43): I can't be the only one who sees innuendo within The Impossibles, can I? This rock trio led by a man named "Big D." For God's sakes, one of them is named fluid man! Fluid man! That's so accidentally inappropriate that it verges on insanity. That's all i took away from the one cartoon i saw with them. Clever gimmicks, but wild innuendo. I try not to have a dirty mind, but Big D and Fluid Man...I mean, come on! It's not even subtle!

Also, I don't know why this comic is all angular panels. Are they really trying to replicate that 70s Hanna-Barbera look? If so, i'd say it's working. It really does look like an old cartoon. Down the shapes, colours and everything else.

[traffys-heart]

one piece men + sex toys | nsfw

alr so this got way out of hand. originally all of these were supposed to be short paragraphs per man but they turned into small short stories. the lengths vary and the tone changes in each one but i hope u guys enjoy (���˃o˂∩)♡

characters: monkey d. luffy, roronoa zoro, vinesmoke sanji, portgas d. ace, sabo, eustass kid, killer, trafalgar d. law

cw: lowercase, afab! reader, vibrators, fingering, dildos, female masterbation, fleshlight, drinking, blindfold (on reader) , handcuffs (on reader), vaginal sex, biting, sex machine, mention of anal, dildo receiving oral, body pillows, virgin! loser! law, no beta

cw nicknames used: atta girl, lady, chic

monkey d. luffy

u and luffy were resting in your bed, enjoying some of the rare leisure time the crew had. u were reading a book robin lent u while he laid over ur lap, lazily soaking up some warmth. he had been fishing w usopp and chopper earlier when he got kicked our of the group for 'free balling' some sashimi and eating chopper's catch raw. eventually he got too bored of staying still and began to shift around on ur legs, deciding to move his hands around ur sheets.

his nimble fingers moved in patterns, drawing random shapes until he came across a bump in between ur blankets. it was sort of in the shape of a slender pill bug which excited him. pulling the mysterious shape out, it was in fact not an insect but something pastel and smooth. this both disappointed and intrigued him.

“hey what’s this pink thing”

ur novel flew across the room faster than usopp’s legs when he sees a new island. u attempted to grab the small vibrator out of ur captain’s hands, horrified of the situation u had found urself in. while u and luffy have been in a loose romantic relationship for a while neither of u had made any moves into sex territory, so the prospect of him finding ur vibrator was very unprepared for.

unluckily for u before u could take it back he had inspected it closer and came to a realization on his own. his own cheeks becoming a faint red color to match the ribbon on his hat.

“oh i know what this is. i think sanji’s magazines w naked people had one of these before”

u weren’t exactly surprised at his exclamation, but also a little peeved considering u were hoping to exit the uncomfortable situation by lying to him about the actual use of the toy.

“do u want me to use it on u?”

if ur eyes could bulge out like a rubber hose cartoon character ur sure they would have bc that was the last question u expected him to ask. his eyes sparkled with something akin to hope and paired well w his cheeky smile urging u to say yes.

u hesitated on ur answer so luffy tried to provide further explanation.

“sanji says girls use these to feel good, yea? well we’re together and i wanna make u feel good. so u shouldn’t have to use this alone, i’ll be there w u”

cursing and praising the pervy cook u nod ur head, feeling heat rise to ur face at his proposal.

-`♡´-

ur captain’s fingers piston themselves in and out of ur sloppy cunt w cute clicking noises as he holds the vibrator steady on ur clit. u can feel urself becoming over stimulated from the amount of pressure he’s applying on the bundle of nerves. the consistent rhythm of the toy massaging ur clit along w the rough pads of his fingers massaging ur g spot send u to ur climax sooner than anytime by urself.

as u pulse on his hand he watches in awe as more sticky fluids seep onto his palm, coating him in glossy slick. big dark eyes peer up at u and maintain eye contact as he removes himself and licks all of u off his hand. luffy returns the stationary vibrator to ur clit but this time moves spreads ur thighs wider allowing his head to be slotted right in front of ur cunt.

his tongue accompanies the low buzzing sound and u never want to feel good alone again.

roronoa zoro

u and zoro were working out together above deck until u both decided that u needed to take a break. he mostly spent all his time doing weight training that hardly seemed practical while u stuck to more traditional forms of exercise. u left to go hit the showers while he did whatever ppl who only shower once a week do.

after u got out of the showers u noticed the girls room door was already open, but u didn’t think much of it considering it meant either robin and nami had enough of the boys for today or zoro still wanted to hang out.

turns out the latter was true, which was fine, however there were two things that kept u from truly being just fine.

the first of them being that u were still in a towel and needed to both dry off, as well as clothe urself before u could let ur human moss stink up ur room. the second being that as u walked in ur eyes immediately zeroed in on ur dildo in his hands.

one of his eyebrows was already raised but when he noticed ur presence he shot a devious smirk ur way that told u u were not leaving this situation without fourth degree embarrassment.

“i mean i knew u were flexible and all but i didn’t think u had this in u”

ur mouth hung open at his comment, and he gestured the silicone cock closer to u for emphasis. sure u had gotten a toy that was somewhat larger than the average size, but was that not the point of plastic? and who is he to judge u?

“oh please judging by ur reaction u’ve never seen something so big. must be nice to finally hold something larger than a pencil”

his eyes narrow, but squint at the challenge u seem to be presenting.

“yea? and i’d like to see u take half of this without giving up or passing out”

-`♡´-

zoro never considered himself a gluttonous man, however the way u take ur dildo makes him want to consume u. the fat lips of ur cunt squeeze the faux veins of the toy as u slowly shove it inside of u. he swears he can almost feel the way u clench down when the silicone tip rubs against ur sensitive walls.

finally as the base kisses ur ass u let out a small cry from the feeling of being so stuffed. u never had someone watch u as u mounted the dildo before and the prominent hard on in zoro’s pants made it hard to think abt the bet he gave u. the pride inside of u was already fed from successfully shoving the whole thing inside of u, however the shallow breathes from the guy in front of u wasn’t bad either. in small thrusts u started to fuck urself w the toy, bathing in the sounds and smells of lube and sex.

ur vision trailed up when u noticed zoro’s hand slip under the waistband of his pants. when u got a view of his hard cock u almost came on ur toy right then and there.

well, u can’t always be right.

vinsmoke sanji

u enjoyed helping sanji in the kitchen esp when he allows u little tastes of the meal before it’s served here and there. u guys were cooking up a wonderfully savory soup and luffy already had to be kicked out thrice before he ate any of the ingredients. sanji was chopping up some vegetables while u monitored the pot. occasionally u stirred it around and accidentally u splashed some of the broth on his dress shirt.

being the sweetheart he is, he waved it off and told u it was no problem and only asked if u could bring him a new one from the guys room. obliging and feeling mighty guilty u dashed off and went rummaging through his dresser.

to ur surprise u not only found him a new shirt but what u first thought was a flashlight (in the drawer?) however under further inspection found out it was a flashlight. gripping the toy with surprise, u don’t hear the blond come up behind u to retrieve his garment only to be shocked by ur discovery as well.

the looks of horror exchanged by the both of u bounce of the walls of the ship as he stumbles to articulate the words for an explanation.

However, before he can get a sensible sentence out, u take the initiative to step closer with both the fresh shirt and pocket pussy in arms. placing a hand on his chest u attempt to calm him and offer much needed relaxation in his time of stress.

“how abt u loose the stained shirt and i give ur hands a break?”

-`♡´-

sanji’s naked torso bared itself to u almost as deliciously as his flushed out face. his hair was sticking to his forehead from the copious amounts of sweat that ran down his body after u ripped orgasm after orgasm from him. his hips bucked uselessly into the toy despite already being fully flush with the silicone. u were sat on the side of his bed jerking the toy up and down his needy cock.

lube and semen covered his own trail of hair from the base of his shaft to his navel. ur soft hand ran through the mess and in tickling fashion caused his eyes to snap shut and his back to arch into ur touch. he hoped and prayed to the gods above that u would offer the feeling of ur own real pussy to him. how he dreamed of being inside of u instead of his stupid toy, fucking it pathetically each night to ur name.

his eyelids fluttered open when he felt something lacy lightly slap his face. some prayers truly r answered.

portgas d. ace

ace was a regular when it came to the infirmary on the moby dick. technically all u girls were really meant to care for whitebeard, however when u weren’t monitoring his bloodwork, ensuring he takes his medications, and hooking up his ivs, u had fire first ace to take care of.

for a logia user he sure got hurt a lot, cuts and bruises always seemed to appear on his skin despite the ability to easily burst into flames when he needed to avoid danger. u didn’t mind fixing him up, however, he was always a good chat as well as a pretty face to warm ur day.

this particular night a large portion of the crew was celebrating an intense battle they faced. due to ur captain’s large territory throughout the grand line, u often needed to defend islands when rival pirate groups underestimated the older generation’s strength.

booze, greasy food, and music danced jovially around the deck and while u would’ve loved to join in on the festivities, u also had quite a long day.

so u slinked back into ur cabin where the other nurses stayed as well and enjoyed the rare moments of solitude on the ship. ur uniform was replaced w ur evening slip and u snagged an unopened bottle of wine to pair w a book u had begged ace to retrieve while he was away.

dimming a few of the candles that lit the room, u bent over to blow out one further away from ur bed when a large flame shot out of the wick. before utter fear could take root in ur face, however, thick eyebrows and sun kissed freckles smiled back at u from the embers.

ur self restraint allowed u to wait until ace fully completed his transformation to shove him playfully in the ribs.

“i didn’t see u at the party!”

a twinge of guilt was overshadowed by awe when u saw how genuinely concerned ur second division commander looked at u. explaining the situation to him he merely raised one of those thick eyebrows, ran a hand through his dark greasy hair, and shot u a sly grin.

“ah no i get it. sometimes u just gotta rub one out. or in? is that what chics say?”

staring at him w incredulous shock u tried to comprehend how he for some reason interpreted ur words as code for u needing to masturbate. either he got hit in the head one too many times or u were more tired than u thought.

ace walked past u and nudged ur vibrator peaking out from underneath ur sheets. the pretty pink silicone almost glowing the atmosphere u set for the room. ur mouth hung wide open, aghast u made such a mistake of leaving it out like that, and in front of a cremate no less.

he turned back to u and plopped himself on the bed, arms stretched out behind him. patting his thigh with one hand and using the other to remove his hat he gestured over to u.

“c’mon let me take care of u tonight”

-`♡´-

the low hum of ur toy sent perfect waves of pleasure into ur clit and throughout ur body. with both of his arms hooked under ur knees ace easily spread u wide for ur little vibrator to gently massage ur nerves. despite ur begging for a higher setting or his own fingers, he denied ur requests until u orgasmed again in his lap. he wouldn’t even talk to u, he would just suck sweet hickies onto the side on ur neck and collarbone and shake his head no, tickling ur face, when u asked him to go harder.

eventually u felt the knot twist and tighten in ur belly. ur pelvis shifted around in his grasp, attempting to free u from his constricting hold and take control. luckily u were no pirate and ace held u down w no problem, letting u cum all over ur vibrator as u whined abt nothing in particular.

ace removed the toy from ur puffy clit and allowed u a few seconds of respite before plunging his thick fingers into ur welcoming cunt. yknow he actually thinks he’s beginning to understand this whole care taker thing.

“atta girl”

sabo

u really needed to clean ur room. to be honest it wasn’t as bad as koala claimed it was, but u’ll admit w all the missions and paperwork u may have been slacking in the organization department. it was easy to loose track of the lesser important tasks at hand when ur trying to bring down the world government.

ur very lucky ur boyfriend was there to help u tidy up ur place, esp considering how packed his schedule is, the two of u barely spend alone time together as it is.

as u pushed open ur door w ur hip, u already found the blond hunched over ur small desk trying to sort all the stationary u’ve left array over the past few months. sighing u kiss the top of his head and get to work underneath ur bed, dusting off what seemed to be library books far past their due from another island.

tucking those away for future u to worry abt, u crouched next to sabo in his chair. u dreaded looking through ur drawers, quite frankly not remembering what sort of junk u threw in there in the past. u asked him if he could get the left side so u could focus on the right and almost immediately he got to work. guess thats why he’s chief of staff.

while u were rummaging through a bunch of knick knacks, some including memories u happily showed ur boyfriend, sabo also found something of interest.

“hey, u never introduced me to these before”

glancing in his direction u saw the pair of leather handcuffs dangling from his index finger. ur expression switched from nostalgic to humiliated immediately, cursing urself for allowing such a thing to be carelessly thrown in w the rest of this junk.

up until now, u and sabo never used anything besides a bit of lube when it came to sex, so for him to discover something so different of u was nerve wracking. snatching the cuffs back from him, u patiently waited for some sort of reaction from him.

what u were met w was not the disgust or uncomfortable u expected but in fact a ‘wait a minute’ and after a quick jog down the hall to his own quarters he returned w a silk sash in his hands.

“when i first started yknow um, yea, i was nervous to see my partners’ reaction to the rest of the scarring on my body. the blindfold helped me ease them into it, and i guess myself as well”

u didn’t really have any words to share, ur own kink hardly stemming from something as sentimental or sweet as his own. u were glad he felt like he could share something so personal like that, as well as seemingly come over that hurdle, considering it’s ur first time hearing of it. after taking a break on ur room cleaning, the two of u conversed deeper into the topic until u decided to take his hands in urs and acknowledge the looming conversation to be had.

“so neither of us have really discussed toys in our sex life before. if that’s something ur also into, im up for it as well”

-`♡´-

ur arms were raised above ur head and bound together by the thick leather of ur handcuffs. ur chest was forced upwards in this position giving sabo easy access to trail his tongue around ur perky nipples. the silk blindfold deters ur vision so every chaste touch he leaves on ur body leaves u wondering were the next one will be. sweet licks trail up from ur tits to ur collarbone, giving the skin a harsh nip. u cry out from the pressure, shivering from the way it left tingles running up ur spine.

his swollen cock head rubs circles around ur cunt, gathering slick until he’s ready to push in. the feeling of ur heat already sending beads of precum dripping out of his tip. u want him to stuff u with his cock already, the lack of mobility and vision making it harder for u to wait. when he finally allows himself to cave into ur welcoming pussy ur hands want to instinctively grasp his shoulder blades, hindered by the chains.

the afternoon ended up being full of sweat, orgasms, and kink discovery, leaving ur bedroom floors messier than when u started.

eustass kid

kid was always inventing something new, even early into his childhood he enjoyed playing in the scrapyard and putting together whatever he could find. he enjoyed reworking the metal gears and bolts inside of smaller mechanics washed up on the south blue shore and studying their deconstructed parts. his devil fruit only made this hobby of his easier into adulthood.

when u joined kid’s crew he felt the immediate spark between the two of u. it was just something u knew as the magnet magnet devil fruit user. killer told him everyone can actually feel shared feelings and it was called ‘mutual attraction’ but quite frankly he thinks that’s a load of bs. if that was really true than a lot more ppl should’ve made moves on each by now.

either way, excited by ur presence on his ship, he took out most of his exhilaration in his workshop. working on something that would really woo u. not that u needed to be impressed, but he still wanted to make u feel special. what was meant to be a few pieces of scrap welded into the shape of roses turned into a full scale sex machine.

focusing on what would increase ur pleasure to the maximum his contraption would not only penetration all ur cute holes but give him a good show as well. after weeks of progress he really only had a single problem. u guys weren’t together yet.

only after a handful of months and then some did u two officially begin a relationship, what felt like eons of destroying rival pirates and marines w u finally developed into a fully fledged commitment. it had been a while since he had touched that 'gift' he made for u in the beginning, so long he had forgotten it sat in the back of his workshop during ur grand tour.

ur eyes shone w wonder as he showed off all of his private inventions, not yet revealed to the rest of the crew, nonetheless the broader public. his ego felt like a golden retriever puppy brought into a kindergarten class with all the praise u shed him and it was only when u pointed to the strange chair thing that he began to waver.

the design was not exactly discreet, having multiple sex toys and dildos attached to the pistons on the end of the seat. he refused to lie and claim it was something he used on himself, he doubts that would exactly add to his rough and tough persona (no kid we love pegging in this house) so his only option was to awkwardly reveal the truth. u were already stuck w him this far in, surely this couldn't be that bad of a deal breaker.

"soo have u tested it?"

sheepishly he answers with a small "no", that sounds a little too high pitched in his usual rougher scottish drawl.

"then what r we waiting for?"

-`♡´-

it took him a while to fully strap u into the chair and position u perfectly. w enough lube and heavy petting u were successfully restrained, with ur holes stretched just enough to be penetrated easily. siting back on his own stool, kid watched intently as ur cunt began to swallow the smooth head of the dildo. u both decided that the one tapping ur ass would only be used if u could handle the first.

ur legs shake as u take more and more of the plastic inside of u, feeling the intricate and creative ridges on the mold. when one of the ribs presses against a particularly spongey spot ur back arches against the restraints. ur tongue lolled out from the intensity of being fucked by something so non-human and u began to let out moans u don't think u've even heard in porn.

through the reflection of the goggles on his head u could see ur pathetic body twist and turn from getting fucked by a machine. how u loved the mind of ur perverted genius.

killer

u and killer got along as the rational duo in the kid pirates. with ur batshit crazy captain and equally as riled up crew mates both of u found solace in being the only ones without loose screws. it was nice being the sensible pirates in a group of barbarians.

which is why despite killer being first mate and second in command, he often found himself in ur presence. whether it be helping u w chores, asking ur opinion on the next route, or even just chatting abt daily life, the two of u got along better than almost kid and him.

which is why it confused and hurt him to hear that there was something that u haven’t talked to him abt.

this all started when he overheard hip and house gossiping w each other and he noticed ur name drop. walking over he tried to gain a better picture of what they were discussing but noticing his presence the two girls abruptly stopped and scurried away. knowing ur good relationship w the two he doubted it was anything malevolent, however even as first mate what was so secret that even he couldn’t handle it?

the second time he was thwarted by this topic was during dinner. he had cooked a rather impressive large hog for the entire crew, but the pork chops were the last thing on his mind when quincy leaned down and whispered something in ur ear while giggling causing u to blush. while washing the dishes together he asked what her joke was and u dodged the question like he was shooting bullets at u. u always let him in on jokes :(

during the monthly girls sleepover night (u all sleep in one cabin anyways. no one really gets it.) emma challenges u to a truth or dare, absentmindedly u pick dare and all the girls in the room share devious smirks of mischief. a quick conference of whispers r shared and then adjourned before they give u ur dare.

“we dare u to show killer ur little, sorry no actually big secret!”

ur shoulders dropped in defeat as the second u saw their grins u knew ur fate was sealed. u also knew truth or dare was scared on the victoria punk so there really wasn’t any getting out of this either. gathering the designer shoe box from underneath ur bed u trudge out of the girls room in defeat with the sound of high pitched squealing and laughing behind u.

first mate came w some privileges. one of which was not having to share a room w the rest of the crew, save for kid. although kid hardly spent any time in their shared room, usually down in his workshop tinkering away on some new shit. so when u showed up in killers doorway with ur dildo in hand and a prayer he wouldn’t end ur friendship right then and there, at least u knew ur captain wouldn’t have to experience the worst second hand embarrassment of the century.

if u could see killer’s eyes u would assume they were as wide as saucers. before u could continue ur semi-planned explanation he dramatically scanned the rest of the hall for bystanders and then pulled u inside his bedroom, slamming the door shut.

“u actually use that thing? and u put it inside u?!”

“uh yea”

silence overtook the two of u and for the first time u felt the judgement that the both of u normally expressed for others turned on urself. the gravity of ur mistake began to overtake u and shame started to bubble and toil within ur chest.

“i mean, i’m here”

ur eyes flick up to the taller man, unfortunately not only is his statement confusing, his expression is concealed with that stupid mask.

he cleared his throat and tried again. “if u ever wanted to try out a real person that is”

-`♡´-

killer’s thick cock bullied its way into ur cunt, stretching ur walls more than ur toy ever did. the soft stinging left pricks of pleasure after a few seconds and every little shift made u appreciate the heaviness of his shaft. ur mouth was busied on ur dildo, sucking on the squishy plastic and working it down ur throat. u made sure to make a show of taking the next few inches knowing that killer’s intense gaze would be focused on ur lips.

his hand began to massage ur stomach, pressing down and rubbing the layers of flesh separating him from his cock. the pressure felt oh so perfect and u couldn’t help but clamp down on him, especially after his fingers dipped to roll small soft circles on ur clit. killer thrusts shallowly into ur cunt, savoring the way u hug him and practically drag him back inside of u. ur muffled moans reverberate on the silicone and he groans at the thought of u taking him in ur mouth as well.

ur somewhat perplexed ur never bothered killer in taking care of ur sexual needs but ur happy u let him have his way w u that night. after all, it’s the sensible thing to do.

trafalgar d. law

law enjoyed his private space. that much could be seen by anyone who knew him after five minutes. he especially enjoyed keeping his personal collections private. such things range from his coins, sora warrior of the sea comic books, and yes sora merchandise.

there was one person he was willing to show his things to though, and that special lady would be u. he loved going through his glass case of special addition figures and explaining the rarity and backstory behind each one, all while u listened intently. u treated him almost as if he wasn’t a twenty six year old man obsessed w fiction and he loved it.

very few people, (besides the sora fan club) cares to hear about his interests so when u excitedly sat urself down on his bed and urged him to explain to u why sora’s giant robot kinda looks like a bug he couldn’t stop his mouth from moving.

however, he supposed, all good things must come to an end. after all u’ve been so kind to him, but he couldn’t find a well worth explanation to give to u when u discovered his ‘secret’ piece of merchandise.

for starters, he hasn’t used it in a long time. no, after he met u he was smitten and he’s had no need to resort to such things. but it’s not like he was just going to throw it away. a limited edition piece should never be discarded with such ease. law truly thought he would just discreetly hide it and never bring it up.

that is until u decided to go find some extra blankets and pillows for a movie marathon w ur boyfriend and u checked in his closet as he told u, only to find an extremely provocative body pillow of who u think (ur still learning) is pink poison from the antagonists germa 66.

still, deciding the pillow was actually quite soft u brought it out and tried to think of silly ways u can tease law abt ur discovery.

placing the pillow in front of ur face u crept up on him until he finally noticed u and when he did u thought u might’ve scared him to death. his face fell to depths u didn’t think existed and u had to tackle him to stop the devil fruit user from shambling himself out of the situation.

after explaining to him that u don’t particularly care if he likes to fuck pillows w comic book characters on them and he confesses that ever since he met u he’s only ever jerked off to ur image in mind (how kind) u two were able to put the topic at ease.

however a lingering question persists in ur mind.

“so how does a guy like, get off on a pillow?”

still red in the face, law turned to u, hair covering his eyes as he spoke

“um i could show u”

shock hit both ur faces but seeing as u had no apprehensions, u lay down for another explanation.

-`♡´-

shiny lube covered ur entire torso, allowing his hard on to easily glide across ur stomach. ur shirt and bra were long discarded, nipples hardened at law’s insistent pawing and sucking. he was straddling u from above, taking in the sight of u all perfect underneath him. his cock was angry, throbbing, and extremely excited to be this close to a woman for the first time.

when he started to hump ur body, u had to will urself from not reacting to the ticklish movements. next time u’ll have him mount ur ass or something bc the feeling of his cock slipping through the slick on ur belly instinctively made u want to tense up and giggle. law ended up cumming really quickly so it never ended up becoming a problem though. one of his hands reached for a tit while the other went beside ur head so he could quickly press his mouth to urs.

ur teeth clashed together and he gripped the fat of ur breast a little roughly, but god if the whimpers coming out of the this man while he spurted ropes of semen across ur chest weren’t the hottest thing u’ve ever witnessed.

as he pulled away u smiled and reached out to fix some of the hair that stuck to his sweaty forehead.

“hey at least u don’t have to wash any stains outta me”

[dreamofjoys]

— 𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙀𝙂𝙂𝙎

Synopsis: Neuvillette has finally decided to lay his eggs in your womb

C/W: Oviposition, egg laying(5), afab, established relationship, a little bit of domestic moments, double d's cause why not, double penetration, mention of pain, belly bulging, cockwarming

A/N: Dragon people are into oviposition... i just know...

DO NOT READ / DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SUCH CONTENT! I WILL BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS (esp when I already stated the warnings) minors go away please.

NEUVILLETTE was gentle when he spread your sticky thighs apart, allowing his shaft to easily re-enter your sex again due to the lubrication of your fluids. He had spent hours stretching your hole out with his fingers and cocks, resulting to you constantly cumming and making a mess all over him.

The hydro dragon doesn't seem to mind. Instead, he pushes your back to the bed, positioning you in a missionary position while he fucks you with both of his dicks. "Sh-shit agh Neuvi, fe-feels so good!" Your eyes rolled to the back when his dicks hits onto your cervix with dead accuracy, his balls slapping onto your folds providing extra stimulation, making you cum once again.

Your husband eyes on your fluttering pussy hole before slowly pulling out, to test if there is any friction. His face turns into a deep shade of red when the erotic sound of sqwueesh happens. Your walls suddenly clamp down on him, seemingly not wanting him to leave your sex. "Love, I think you are ready." Neuvillette comments, looking back at you who seems to be babbling incoherant nonsense, too fucked out and disorientated to register what was going on.

Neuvillette re-positions you again. Your back was pressed onto his front, your legs spread wide with his own as he slots both of himself back in ease, sighing when your walls start fluttering around him again. You moaned in delight when your pussy feels full again, throwing your head back onto your husband's shoulders, hazy eyes looking up at him.

"Will it hurt when you push the eggs in?" So you still remember the agenda of today's sex. " A little, but I will make it fast. Just 5 eggs, tell me if it's too much."

"Hehe, if my husband wants me to take in more than that, I will gladly do so!"

"Don't be ridiculous," Neuvillete leans down to give you a peck on the cheek, his silver hair falls down at his action, tickling your naked body. "There is a limit to your mortal body. I won't hurt you just for my own primal desires." "But you just said that it will hurt a little when the eggs enter me though?"

"I want to start a family with you." He rest his forehead on yours, ocean blue eyes staring down at you. "If you want to back out now, I am also okay with it. I would never want to do something that you are not comfortable with." Your heart skip a beat at his words. This was the very man that you have married to. A kind and gentle soul that was willing to deny his own happiness just for yours.

"Is okay, I told you before that I wanted this. So please, do as you wish, make both of us parents." Upon hearing your words, all the blood in Neuvillette's body seems to have rushed to both of his cocks. His pale lips came crashing down on yours, hungrily devouring you. You gasped when he pinches on your harden nipple, his tongue taking this golden opportunity to slip inside your mouth, exploring every inch of it.

Your eyes widened in surprise when you felt the tip of his cock enlarging, your walls expanding to accommodate the size as something big and round slips into your womb. It seems like one of his cock was responsible for pushing the egg in while the other was just there to keep you nicely stretched. You pulled away from Neuvillette, a string of saliva attached to both of your lips, whimpering when you felt another egg entering your womb.

This whole process was testing the limits of your vagina. You start tearing up at the constant stretching of your walls, instinctively wanting to close your legs but a hand was immediately placed at the back of your thighs, stopping you from doing it.

"It will hurt more if you close your legs." Neuvillette whispers into your ear, his other hand snacking down to toy with your clit, trying to divert attention away from the pain. Your tear stained face breaks Neuvillette's heart, but he could only whisper sweet little nothings to you, telling you that he is so lucky so marry someone as beautiful as you, praising you for being able to take both of his cocks so well. You gripped onto his hand that was toying on your clit, body shaking when you felt the last egg being pushed into your womb, settling itself in it like it was meant to be there.

You look down to see a big bulge on your belly. The eggs were finally nestled inside your womb, safe from the outside. "Mhmmm... is it over?" You rub your eyes sleepily, suddenly feeling exhausted.

"Yes it is, love." Neuvillette's hand had switched to rubbing your folds up and down. He hums an old lullaby, the vibration of his chest lulls your tired state into sleep. Your husband position himself to lean onto the headboard while you sleep in his arms. His dicks were still inside you, not wanting to pull out as he did not want the eggs to slip out - or it could be just an excuse to do cockwarming.

His hand rubs your belly, feeling satisfied at his eggs being laid inside your womb.

Neuvillette thinks hard about what he can do to relieve you of your pain when you have to lay the eggs next time, especially since it's going to grow in size inside your belly.

[wildehacked]

im in the mood for hugs apparently. so "just really needed a hug sort of hug" for buddie :)

This is both true to the spirit of the prompt and a little dark, sorry. CW for grief, canon-typical death and violence. Classic h/c shit. * It’s Buck’s Kelly day, so Eddie’s partnered with Ravi when they get called out to the goriest scene they’ve been to in a while. Overworked Amazon driver fell asleep at the wheel; the van crashed through the front window of a Starbucks during the eight am before work rush. It’s awful, grinding, bloody work; Eddie digs the driver out of the wreck, and she has a concussion but she’s otherwise fine. He has to hold her back when she realizes what she’s done and starts screaming. He sends her to the hospital where the cops will be waiting for her, even though her shift manager’s the one they should arrest, and then he helps Chim bag a woman who went under the wheels, DOA. She’s white, brunette with bangs, and for a second Eddie’s heart seizes. He blinks again and his heart resumes its regular rhythm. 

Cap takes them offline so they can decontaminate—they all got coated in various bodily fluids on that one—and of course after Eddie’s showered and changed and filled out paperwork, he gets a call from his mom. 

Less said about that, the better. He has a pulsing headache for most of the afternoon. They go on two false alarm medical calls, transport a man with a broken ankle to the ER, and Eddie gets an email from Chris’s school letting him know that Chris got a D- on his big English paper, and that he’ll need to revise if he wants to pass the class. That’s gonna be a fun conversation. Eddie swallows three ibuprofen with a cup of cold coffee, ignoring Hen’s wince. So what if he’s giving himself an ulcer.

Bobby makes comfort food for dinner, because they all need it after the awful morning—spaghetti and meatballs, garlic bread, iceberg lettuce salad. Eddie eats, but his head’s still going, so the comfort’s a little sparse. 

He tries to call Chris after dinner, but Chris doesn’t pick up. Eddie gets a text a few minutes later that reads hey were in a movie rn, and Eddie writes back okay mijo just checking in. love you, which Chris thumbs up. They get called out to the beach for a dog bite; Eddie chases after the dog in question, but can’t catch him. He does almost wipe out on the boardwalk, though. The night is just on the edge of too cool, not quite summer-perfect, but the moon is full and yellow over the ocean. Chim makes a crack about the full moon crazies, and Eddie rolls his eyes and twists to give Buck shit about it too, but of course Buck’s still not there. 

You been in a mood all day, Hen says, nudging Eddie’s boot with her boot when they’re back in the rig. You good? 

I’m good, Eddie says, just thinking about this morning, and everyone’s faces go somber as they agree. And it was a rough morning. But Eddie’s going to hell, because that’s not what he’s thinking about, not really. 

It’s March 23rd. He could say that out loud, could remind everyone of the date, and no one would know why it matters. Because it doesn’t, to anyone else on the planet. They go check out an apartment building where someone burnt falafel. The problem apartment’s on the fifth floor with no elevator. Eddie’s phone pings as he’s putting the industrial fans back in the rig; it’s a text from Buck, a picture of him and Chris and Chris’s friend Dylan in front of three enormous burgers, looks like Islands. There isn’t really any reason for that to make Eddie’s chest go tight and aching, but there you go. He taps a heart onto it. 

Saved you some fries, Buck sends, like it’s possible to save fries from Islands and have them still be edible the next day.  Guess you didn’t see the email from the school, Eddie sends back, because seriously, Islands and a movie after a D-? 🍔💪📝🚨is what Buck writes back, which Eddie basically takes to mean: I have a strategy in place. He catches a few hours of sleep. The alarm wakes him from a dream about Shannon and Buck. The two of them were the leads in the school play, because Eddie was back in high school, and he was supposed to be in the play too, but he forgot his lines. Eddie, relax, Shannon said, smiling at Buck, who had his hand wrapped around her waist like he was her husband, not Eddie. We got this. 

It’s a late night medical call at a memory care home; not much for him and Ravi to do, just playing support to Hen and Chim. He checks his phone, and there’s another text from Buck that came in while he slept: Chris and Dylan studying at the kitchen table, English books cracked open, Chris laughing at something Dylan said. It’s a live photo, so there’s even a couple seconds of Chris laughing in there, high pitched and silly. Eddie hearts it. 

When they get back to the firehouse, the sun is rising, and it’s no longer Shannon’s birthday. Eddie should be relieved, but he just feels drained. She’d be thirty-four. No one warned him about this part—how every year you look back at the pictures and she just looks like more of a baby. 

Cap claps him on the shoulder when he’s heading out to his truck, like he knows, even though there’s no way he could possibly know. 

Eddie gets through morning traffic okay. He parks the truck, lets himself in. The house is pretty quiet, which means Chris is still asleep (typical teen.) Buck’s in the kitchen, doing last night’s dishes. He’s got rubber dish gloves on, and he gives Eddie a distracted smile over his shoulder as he comes in. Hey, he says. 

Hey, Eddie says, and instead of any of the sane things he could say after that, like—how was your day yesterday, or is there coffee yet, or I think I’m gonna pass out for a few hours, he just steps in close, wraps his arms around Buck’s waist, and buries his face in Buck’s shoulder. Safe, familiar Buck smell in his nostrils. Solid Buck body in his arms, warm and pulsing with breath and heartbeat. Eddie exhales. 

Buck turns off the faucet. He pulls off one rubber glove, then gives up on the other one and twists around in Eddie’s arms—Eddie participates reluctantly—until they’re front to front, and he can hug Eddie back. That is better, Buck fitting perfectly into him, holding him the same way Eddie is holding him. Eddie tilts his face into Buck’s neck, and Buck uses the hand that isn’t wearing a soapy dish glove to stroke over his hair. It feels good. 

Bad shift? Buck murmurs, and Eddie doesn’t answer, frowning into Buck’s skin. Buck hums against his temple. That’s okay, he says anyway, soft and mindless. I got you, Eddie, I got you. 

Eddie keeps breathing Buck in, keeps hanging on. Buck forgets about the rubber glove, and a wet soapy hand comes to rest over Eddie’s right scapula. A burst of fondness punctures the wall of relief. 

Thanks, Eddie says finally, not letting him go yet, but trying to persuade himself that he’s going to. 

Buck kisses his forehead. Anytime, he says, then uses his one normal hand and his other soapy hand to tilt Eddie up into a real kiss. 

Eddie lets it happen, closing his eyes. He’s thirty-four. He was married for eight years; Shannon’s been gone for almost eight again. He has the best kid in the world; he has Buck, he has a meaningful job he’s grateful to still love. His best friend is dead, and he misses her. His best friend is kissing him right now, his heart beating fast and steady right against Eddie’s, and Eddie doesn’t have to miss him yet. 

You taste like spaghetti, Buck murmurs dreamily into his mouth, and Eddie bursts out laughing, finally relaxes his death grip on Buck’s ribs. Guess I forgot to brush my teeth last night, sorry. Bobby made spaghetti? Buck says indignantly, like he was deliberately left out, and tries to lick the taste back out of Eddie’s mouth, which doesn’t work perfectly, because Eddie’s still laughing. 

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Sprite's Favourite Fics {Bangtan Fics} Part 1

Note: This is my first time creating a list of my favorite fanfics. I’ve been on Tumblr for quite a while, and it can be exhausting to sift through all my liked posts to find a specific story. So, I'm putting together this list to make it easier for myself and others looking for some good fanfics to read. I’m still a bit unsure about how to structure this list, but let’s give it a try! Also, all the moodboards are edited by me and therefore I request everyone not to repost them as theirs.

[Masterlist]

[OT7]

{ONE-SHOTS}

➺ Coming Home by moonstruck-poet

Pairing- Kang Taehyun x sister!OC, BTS x platonic! OC Summary - Kang Ari comes back from the military for a couple of days to surprise her brother on his birthday.

➺ The Gateway to Your Heart by justimajin

Pairing: OT7 x Reader  Genre: Fluff, Cuteness, Sprinkles of Angst ↳ Magic Shop AU Words: 7.2k Warnings: None!  Summary:  ❝You gave me the best of me, so you give you the best of you.❞  

➺ Requested Drabble by minniepetals

Genre: CEO AU Synopsis: “I love you and I thought everything was okay but I guess not...“

[KIM NAMJOON]

{ONE-SHOTS}

➺ Nervous by etherealacoustic

Pairing - Kim Namjoon x Female! Reader Summary - Your husband Namjoon and BTS get an invitation to the White House. He's nervous so you comfort him.

➺ His Goodluck Charm by etherealacoustic

Pairing - Kim Namjoon x wife Reader Summary - It'll soon be Namjoon's performance but you had been travelling and were not present during the start.

{SERIES}

➺ Nine Months by gimmesumsuga

Summary: “Your due date has come and gone. Namjoon’s excited and you’re uncomfortable, but you’re both equally as impatient to meet your little girl.” Pairings: Namjoon x Reader Rating: 15+ Warnings:  Pregnancy, Birth, and all the icky bodily fluids that come along with it.

➺ A Dangerous Game by chaoticpuff17

Genre: A Yandere Mafia Au

➺ Guilty by xjoonchildx

pairing: namjoon X reader summary: as the man at the top, kim namjoon has almost everything he wants. almost. could a familiar face from the past change his future?

[KIM SEOKJIN]

{ONE-SHOTS}

➺ Real by Jiminrings

pairing: seokjin x reader wordcount: 13k glimpse: single dad!jin has all the money to blow off in the world but not time, and swim instructor!y/n just nEEDS to meet this student’s dad who’s never there to pick her up :D ft. someone’s ex that just had to be an olympic swimmer

{SERIES}

➺ The Profit & Love Statement by justimajin

↠ Pairing: Seokjin x Reader ↠ Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Angst ↳ Office AU ↠ Word Count: 105.9k / 24 parts ↠ Summary: The workplace isn’t for everyone. It can be mundane and repetitive, with some describing it like a nuisance and others as a blessing. You’re the kind that leans more towards the latter and while it does make you an ideal candidate for many things, nothing could have prepared you for the whirlwind that is the new employee.

➺ The a-listers by httpknjoon

pairing | actor!jin x famous!reader genres | humor/crack, fluff, angst, actors!au plot | Meet Y/N and Jin, two of Hollywood's hottest celebrities and couple — or are they? Media and fans have been wanting to hear a confirmation for years now. But you two are always good at confusing everyone. Watch as everyone else play this guessing game of what's the relationship between Y/N and Jin.

[MIN YOONGI]

{ONE-SHOTS}

➺ CEO Yoongi by jungshookz

→ pairing: min yoongi x secretary reader  → genre: ceo!au, clumsy!y/n because that’s always nice, jimin is ur best friend, floofy fluff, a touch of nsfw aka office sex → wordcount: 21k+

➺ Requested Drabble by jungshookz

summary- oc has this big ol crush on yoongi and she’s like hella shy around him and they’re paired up for a project and oc is debating if she should say “can you help me” or “can you hold this” but it comes out like “can you hold me” and cheeky yoongi actually does it hehe

➺ Like flowers we bloom by cupofteaguk

pairing: yoongi x fem!reader genre: bad boy au | fluff warnings: slow burn, some knowledge of flowers, yoongi is a meanie in the beginning </3  word count: 5k  summary: in which a garden isn’t the only thing you’re building with Min Yoongi 

➺ No Choice (next to you) by gukyi

pairing: yoongi x reader genre: fluff, comedy word count: 13k summary:the pros of your last-minute senior year apartment sublet: cheap, furnished, close to campus, in a gorgeous old victorian conversion home, and right next to the greek takeout place. the cons of your last-minute senior year apartment sublet: min yoongi, senior member of the beta tau sigma fraternity, and his party-throwing, vodka-loving, ruckus-making fraternity buddies, are your neighbors.

➺ One Chance by out-of-jams

↠ Summary ↞ Min Yoongi was a lot of things. A musical genius, a guy with a bad reputation, your assigned partner for your final project. And the last thing you ever would have expected. Word Count: 7.4k Warnings/Genre: College!au. Music producer!Yoongi x Singer!Reader. Fluff. Explicit language. Some angst. Mentions of alcohol. s2l. Oneshot.

{SERIES}

➺ It's a Reverse Basket by justimajin

⇝ Pairing: Yoongi x Reader ⇝ Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Angst ↳ Basketball AU, Crossdressing AU ⇝ Word Count: 90.5k / 21 parts   ⇝ Summary: The goal has never been in your favor, and despite all your best efforts, you don’t think it ever will be. But that’s right when you finally get the chance to turn things around, to do things the way you’ve always wanted to, and to go after what you truly love. However the problem isn’t if you can do it, it’s how much are you willing to do...?

➺ Love is... on tour by httpknjoon

pairing | bass guitarist!yoongi x popstar!reader genre | enemies to lovers synopsis | Tell everyone you know, Love Is... On Tour! Popstar!YN is set to start her sophomore world tour with her new hit songs, sparkly outfits, and talented live band. There are 352 days of this tour, which means 352 days of YN and her new bassist, Yoongi getting on each other's skin in every way possible.

➺ Fail-Safe by Jiminrings

pairing: yoongi x reader glimpse: growing up, your brother's best friend always berated you for not having a passion in life outside of loving him from afar. when yoongi leaves everything he's ever known for everything he's ever wanted, trying to move on from him becomes your biggest aspiration. alternatively, yoongi left when you needed him the most, and comes back home at a time when you love him the least. warning: [ a Lot of angst, eventual fluff, brother's best friend AND single dad au, So Much Yearning, unrequited love (initial), jealousy, self-deprecation, a lot of talk abt passion in an empty n hurtful way that most impassioned youngest children feel (it's a specific feeling idk!!!), eventual redemption in the next parts ]

➺ Greedy by xjoonchildx

Pairing: yoongi x reader Summary: being a loner has never bothered yoongi until now. until you.

[JUNG HOSEOK]

{ONE-SHOTS}

➺ No Time For Love by Jiminrings

pairing: doctor!hoseok x nurse!y/n wordcount: 3k glimpse: "If something happens to you, you come to me — not to the receptionist you like chatting with on your lunch breaks."

➺ Base Line by Jiminrings

pairing: hoseok x y/n wordcount: 3k glimpse: hoseok swears that you’re intolerable, but maybe that’s just because you don’t greet him good morning like you usually do

{SERIES}

➺ Guarded by xjoonchildx

Pairing: Hoseok x reader Summary: you’ve tried to separate yourself from your infamous crime family, but a new case has your carefully-constructed world crashing down around you.  now you have to figure out how to heal old wounds and handle the new man who enters your orbit.

[PARK JIMIN]

{ONE-SHOTS}

➺ A Bite of Sin (M) by sangsanghaebwa

Genre: Smut, vampire!AU, (a bit of angst?) Word count: 4748 Description: After one fateful accident your entire life changes, but so does Jimin, leaving you bitter and lonely until you both break down. Warnings: Mature content

➺ While You're Sleeping by parkdatjimin

warnings: heavy angst, reader unleashes some insecurities to Jimin while he's sleeping, mentions of divorced parents and anxiety wc: 1.6K

➺ To Love You by alessiamalfoyzabini

Pairing | wanted!Jimin x princess!Reader Word Count | 16,1k Summary | You have been separated from your beloved and your kingdom is under the rule of a heartless man, but all is not lost.

➺ Sweetheart by indgio

↳ pairing park jimin x f!reader ↳ genre e2l / lawyer!au / wc 2.8k ↳ warnings very heated make-out session LMAO / ft. bff!taekook / oc is honestly just full of rage

➺ Blooming Days by bluekyun

Genre: fluff, smut, angst & humour Word Count: 15.390 Rating: NC-17 Summary: A typical night for you begins at the library in your favorite chair underneath the lamp in the corner, only to be picked up at 3am by your best friend, Jimin. Despite having slept over in his room several times before, this certain night in Sigma house leads to far more than you ever imagined. But what is to come of your friendship once you reveal those two little lines that will change your lives forever?

➺ Rebound by out-of-jams

Pairing: Jimin x Reader Word Count: 7k. Warnings/Genre: College!au. s2l. Explicit language. Alcohol use. Slight angst. Jealousy. Pining. One shot. PG 16. ↠ Summary ↞ Who cared if Kim Taehyung slept with other people? You sure as hell didn’t. That was what friends with benefits meant, right? No, it didn’t matter that you were halfway in love with him. And no, you sure as hell weren’t going to try and make him jealous with a complete stranger. Nope, not at all. Right? Right.

➺ What I did for Love by krreader

pairing: park jimin x reader genre: angst ; fluff ; mentions of smut summary: Park Jimin had long given up on hope of finding love and thought being a sugar daddy was just an easier way to get what he wanted. but when you start developing feelings for him, to a point where he knew you loved him, he couldn’t help but wonder what love might feel like... 

{SERIES}

➺ Heartburn by Jiminrings

pairing: jimin x reader glimpse: you know it’d happen eventually and you’ve been preparing yourself for the impending hurt — you just don’t want it now. Not now when it’s nearing jimin’s little sister’s birthday; not now when you can swear love isn’t the only thing you can put on the table. alternatively, jimin emotionally cheats on you while your wedding’s six months away. warnings: heavy angst (pls i am once again apologizing to the people that cried bc of this ily), emotional cheating, emotional constipation n baggage, insecurities, broken relationship w parents, intense longing and hurt i can't put into words + specified tags in each installment!

[KIM TAEHYUNG]

{ONE-SHOTS}

➺ Falling in crayolove by jungshookz

✎ pairing: kim taehyung x reader ✎ genre: kindergartenteacher!au, workingman!au, F L U F F, tiny bit of angst at the start :-( but this is literally 98% fluff; y/n and taehyung are like two little kids with little crushes on each other ✎ trigger warning(s): implications of getting an abortion!!   ✎ wordcount: 10.5k ✎ summary: y/n is a single mom and taehyung is a single kindergarten teacher. emma knows exactly what she needs to do.

➺ Stuck with You by jungshookz

❥ pairing: kim taehyung x reader ❥ genre: university!au, enemies-to-lovers, fratboy!tae??, comedy that’ll either make you chuckle out loud or roll your eyes and snoRT or maybe u won’t laugh that’s cool too, domestic fluff because i want to go grocery shopping with tae toO (but also fluff in general!!), smutty smut so make sure to read this with your phone’s brightness lowered all the dang way, hi @ librarian!namjoon!!! fratboy!jungkook is also in here  ❥ wordcount: 37k ❥ summary: kim taehyung becoming your new roommate is definitely up there on the list of the worst things that have ever happened to you. 

➺ In Bloom {M} by untaemedqueen

Pairing: Tattooed&Pierced!Taehyung x Wife!Reader WordCount: 6.2k Genre: Angst, Fluff, Smut Summary:  A tattoo artist taehyung, and a florist's wife reader, have their shops side by side, and one day they fight, and taehyung feels bad because of which he visits her with their daughter but she’s very angry, so he plans a trip to take her to a garden where they met for the first time and they make up, with some smut and the reader revealing she’s expecting.

➺ Swoon by minisugakoobies

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader Genre: fluff, enemies to lovers, non-Idol!AU Word Count: 3.6k Summary: “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”  Warnings: swearing, kissing, Tae's wearing his red leather jacket from his Paris trip, we've also got Disco Jungkook and Harley Quinn Jimin in here

➺ Soft Spot by v-hope

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader Genre: Fluff Word Count: 2k Summary: "where Tae is super soft for the reader who is a part of the staff and everyone starts noticing."

{SERIES}

➺ Catching a Case of Doctor Blues by justimajin

⇢ Pairing: Taehyung x Reader  ⇢ Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Angst ↳ Doctor/Surgeon AU, Enemies to Lovers AU  ⇢ Word Count: 67.4k / 20 parts ⇢ Summary: When asked about Dr. Kim, a string of beautifully aligned words are ready spew from your lips. You could possibly go on and on about how his wonderful stubbornness wasn’t similar to talking to a brick wall, or how his observation skills were especially great in preparing your blood vessels for a drastic rupture or even how one gracious stare of his nearly had you on the verge of ripping your essential documents in half. But it seems that, perhaps, there was a lot more to Dr. Kim then what meets the eye...

[ JEON JUNGKOOK]

{ONE-SHOTS}

➺ Requested drabble by jungshookz

summary- jungkook and yn do this thing where they fake marriage proposals to get free stuff in restaurants until jungkook is actually seriously proposing to his long time gf yn and she doesn't get the clue

➺ if-then by Jiminrings

pairing: jungkook x reader wordcount: 7k Glimpse: you're an alien in prince jungkook's planet — both literally and figuratively. alternatively, jungkook gives his nickname for you to someone else in a fit of anger, and you've never been more upset. Warning: [ fluff, angst, painfully oblivious n dense alien koo, mutual pining (yes MUTUAL!!!!), the glaring concept of not being good n whole enough to deserve love (yikes but i Swear it gets better), mentions of injuries ]

➺ Mature by Jiminrings

pairing: jungkook x reader wordcount: 8k Glimpse: the good thing about professing your feelings to jungkook is that it'd be over with, whether or not he likes you back — the bad thing is that he rejects you, even if you haven't confessed. alternatively, crushing on jungkook who's in your friend group is, has, and will never be a good idea. Warning: [ push n pull fic YIPPPEEEEE, fluff, angst, So Much Yearning, friends to lovers trope, jealousy, dunking on a stewpid jk (as one does), arguments that kinda hit home, redemption!! ]

➺ Out of Gas? {M} by 97kuu

Paring: Jungkook x reader! Genre; jungkookbestfriend! Friends to lovers! WC; under 3k Summary; It was a setup between Taehyung, namjoon and Jungkook to get him to hook up with you in the car. However, his guilty heart and physical desire revealed that he wanted more than what he was willing to confess that night..

➺ Fifth Wish by Jiminrings

pairing: jungkook x reader wordcount: 18k Glimpse: jeon jungkook, world-class socialite and nepotism baby, should be out every night to celebrate while he’s at his prime. why should he fake-date his bodyguard instead? alternatively, jungkook regularly throws coins to wishing wells with only one desire in mind — to get rid of you. Warning: [ angst, unrequited love (at first), emotional constipation, jk is Very Frustrating to be with, so much pining, the constant repetition of the notion that one must amount to something to be deserving of love, rlly wholesome fluff, mentions of blood n injuries, whole 360 redemption arc dw i am not evil ]

➺ Tutus & Tiaras (M) by 1kook

DILF!JK SPECIAL! rating m (18+) word count 10k summary: your first pregnancy through the lens of your husband

➺ Gamer Boy {M} by hoebii

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader Genre : Established Relationship!Au, Smut Rating : 18+ Warnings : sexual content, unprotected sex, slight exhibitionism I guess?  Wc : 2.3k

[howlettsdoll]

logan howlett nsfw alphabet ⋅˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅

self explanatory, posting this in the meantime as i finish my other 2 oneshots ! ! <3 thank y’all for being patient too

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

this man looooves aftercare, he’s a big cuddler & will defo spoon his partner after, even stay inside for a little if they ask him to.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he loves his partner’s body, head to toe. he’s a rough man, but once he likes and gets attached to someone he could literally spend hours worshipping their body. if he really had to choose though, it would be either stomach or face. he loves even gently touching their face, feeling it nuzzled against his neck, and even cumming all over it — seeing it messy with his fluids. stomach, no matter if it’s flat or soft and pudgy, he’ll love it. love when it’s flat, seeing how little they are, the perfect bulge of his dick stretching them out, and pudgy when he can lay his head there comfortably and hold it. on his own body, he doesn’t like much, he knows he’s a fairly attractive man and isn’t insecure by any means — but more for the fact that he’s scared to hurt his partner instead of bring pleasure with how much bigger he is.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

his would taste bitter (from all the beer he drinks obviously) and i feel like with age old man logan’s would also be like that. but, for example in origins when he doesn’t drink as much, it is a tad sweeter. as for cum play, or where he likes to finish, he likes to cum inside his partner when he has the chance. if he doesn’t, he’ll settle for pulling out and finishing on their stomach or thighs. he also looves facials, so he’ll take advantage of that during oral.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he’ll definitely never admit to it, but if you’re his partner and he can’t have you, even just for a day, for example if he’s away on a mission — he’ll take a pair of your underwear with him and fuck into it. it’s pathetic, reason why he’ll never admit it, but it’s the closest thing he has to you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

anyone who says this man doesn’t know what he’s doing … what are y’all on . he’s been alive for more than a century, even more so knowing he’s a player, (we all know he’s dicked down more people than he can count), so i mean pretty self explanatory how good he is in bed. there’s a reason all the x-men want that !

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he loooves any position. anything his partner wants, mostly because he knows he’ll end up taking control, so the least he could do for them is fuck them in a position they want. but if he could choose, it’d either be mating press or cowgirl. mating press because he loves feeling close to his partner, buried inside, and cowgirl because it’s one of the few, if not only times, he does end up losing a bit of the control. (we all know it ends with him fucking up into his partner but anywho)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

if he’s really comfortable with his partner, sure. he’ll give a little chuckle instead of an annoyed grunt when his belt gets stuck whilst in the process of taking it off for example, or laugh if they wake up any of the neighbors with the noise— other than that, in general though, he’s soft, but not very humorous.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

only trims. and that’s like, once every 2 weeks. i mean the man’s basically a beast you can’t blame him😭 however if it bothers his partner he’ll make an effort to keep it better trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

like i said before, he’s more soft than humorous in the moment. he’ll take his time easing into his partner and reassure them, make sure they’re okay. but this is in the case if he’s not in heat, or if he’s not angry/pent up.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he’ll try to avoid jerking off when he can, for example if he’s not in a committed relationship he’ll find someone quick to fuck, but if he is… well, then he doesn’t really have any other choice.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praise kink lord !! he looooves praising his partner, and secretly loves when it’s done to him too. obviously though, he’d never admit to this either, or to the fact that he’s a huge sucker for pain too/a masochist.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

bedroom when he has the chance, because he wants to have his partner spread out and comfortable. if not, he can settle for anything really. desk, bathroom, couch, as long as they’re comfortable.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

showing off skin gets him going. if he sees his partner in just boxers or panties, even with a t-shirt on, it gets him going. especially if they’ll straddle him or get on his lap. teasing gets him too, for example subtle teases like grazing his thigh, or groping his muscles. he loooves when his partner gropes his muscles — that’s just begging to be manhandled and ravaged onto the bed by him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

has few turn offs. he’s basically tried everything in his life, so a lot doesn’t phase him. whatever you don’t want though, he won’t push and wouldn’t do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

this man is the king of eating his partner’s out, let me tell you !!! he knows exactly what to do, how to tease and start … and he knows how good he is. he loves having his partner’s thighs squeezing around his head and or tugging his hair (did i mention he had a pain kink?) and feeling their thighs quiver while he presses them against the bed. he definitely prefers to give rather than receive, but he doesn’t mind getting a good blowjob once in a while.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

slow and sensual most of the time. he’ll get fast and rough if he’s pent up or needy, or if his partner teases him. but most of the time, he’s too scared to hurt them.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

loves quickies. of course, he loves taking his time with his partners too, but he’s never one to turn down a quick fuck, especially if it’s his partner who initiates it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he’s risky, likes the thrill of it all, and he’s definitely down to experiment.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

the man can go for so many rounds. like, if his partner’s still able to walk without limping after? then he hasn’t done a good enough job in his opinion. it depends on how much his partner wants to go, but he is down to go until they safe word if they want to as well, as he rarely tires out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

thinks toys are pathetic (let me remind you this is the same man that fucks his partner’s underwear but okay), as you’ll never catch him with a fleshlight or anything of the sort. if he catches his partner with something though, he’ll get a little upset at the fact he wasn’t able to fully pleasure them, but he’ll let them keep it — just won’t use it on them when he’s there.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

loves to tease. tease, foreplay, anything, he loves it. what he really loves to do is also grind/rut against his partner to get them into it or keep them on edge, and sometimes (this goes with female partners) he’ll fuck his female parters through their little panties, messing them up with all his precum. (can you tell this man has a thing for underwear??)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

grunts and groans a lot. pants too, especially when in a rut. but he tries to keep his own sounds down, as he prefers hearing his partner’s moans filling the room.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

loves physical touch and words of affirmation. in the bedroom, he’s always the one holding and praising his partner, which, he loves of course — but he also doesn’t mind being held or even when they do things like play with his hair. he never really got that from any of his other partners, and he’ll never admit it but he really does like being taken care of.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

alright, we all know this man’s basically all muscle. but going lower ?? y’all are not ready for the description i’m boutta give.

8.5 when soft, 9 when hard. girth is 3 inches at least. his tip gets a rosy color flush when hard, and he leaks a LOT of precum, especially when in heat. you’re welcome.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he yearns a lot for his partner, just craves physical touch like i said before. as for his sex drive, it’s very high. basically, whenever his partner’s up for it, he’s up for it. (basically all the time, since he tends to want someone who yearns for him as much as he yearns for them).

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he usually doesn’t fall asleep before his partner. he wants to know they’re safe and hold and cuddle them, take care of them and clean them up. only then can he rest.

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NSFW Alphabet: Joel Miller - The Last of Us

Pairing: Joel Miller x Gn!Reader Word Count: 2.9k Rating: Explicit Warning: Straight up filth. Sexual Content obviously, Canon-Typical violence, mention of Cum Marking, Creampie, Somnophilia I guess (idk how to discribe it but it's non-con, skip letter D = Dirty Secret if you don't want to read that), Daddy kink, Inocence Kink, Orgasm Control, Voyeurism, mention of Face Fucking, Cockwarming (oral), Dirty Talking, Exhibitionism fantasy. As always, let me know if I'm missing something.

Author's Note: This applies for both Pixel Joel and HBO Joel, but definitely pre-Jackson because i think a few things would change as he gets older. Some of the letters are too long, some too short, it's 3am and I'm tired; enjoy.

SEXUAL CONTENT UNDER THE CUT. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN CONSUMPTION.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) 

He’s big on physical contact, so he goes for some cuddling if the context allows it. He loves to have you use his chest as a pillow and your body curled against his side. He even enjoys the sticky feeling of the thin layer of sweat over your skin, mixed with any remaining bodily fluids. He will put some effort on looking for a damp cloth to clean both of you up if you prefer, but if it’s up to him he won’t move a muscle.  

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

He’s a pretty simple man, so of course his favorite part of his body has to be his dick. But I don’t blame him, he has reason to be proud. He’s never bragged about it, but he was definitely pleased with the amazed look in your eyes the first time you saw it and took it in your hands. If his dick weren’t an option, he would say his hands; they do a lot for him, from playing guitar to pulling a trigger.  

When it comes to you, he adores your hips. It’s not so much about shape or size, but rather functionality. Being able to grab you intensely and manhandle you to whatever position he pleases, controlling the pace and strength of every thrust with his hands digging in your sides, it makes him feral.  

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) 

He cums an impressive amount, not enough to be concerning or anything, but it is quite a lot.  He’s also a nasty old man about it, he won’t make you swallow it if you don’t want to, but he will make it his mission to use it to mark as many parts of your body has you allow him. His favorite thing to do with it is fill you up to the brim, so when he pulls out, he can collect any drop that flows out of you and shove it back in with his fingers.  

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 

He never told you this and maybe never will but, when his attraction for you was on its early stages and he was still unsure whether he should approach you in a more insinuating way or not, he had trouble keeping his impulses at bay.  

This one time, you had been walking for hour towards your next destination, when the sun started to set and decided to camp on a little corner in the wood that seemed relatively safe. It was a humid night of summer, so you didn’t need to start a fire and barely made use of your sleeping bags, simply laying on top of them to avoid touching the soil beneath you. Joel took the first shift of surveillance while you slept by his side, but he couldn’t stop himself from staring; the way your clothes hugged your body and the expression in your face looked relaxed like never before, it made him feel important to know you trusted him enough to let your guard down completely like that.  

Soon enough, he found himself getting lost in the slow movements of your shallow breaths and the soft noises you made in your sleep, and by the time he realized he already had his hand down his pants, massaging his growing erection. He jerked of to the sight of your slumber body that night, with his cock in hand so close to your face he almost painted your lips with his cum.  

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) 

He had his fair amount of adventures when he was young, and most of his experience comes from that. After he settled down and later on became a father, he didn’t have enough time or energy to keep on “improving” his abilities. So even after years had passed since the initial outbreak happened, he kept the number of hookups as reduced and shallow as possible, using them only as a distraction to cope with the circumstances he’s up to live in.  

The point is: he is pretty experienced and know what he’s doing, but he might be a little rusty at first; he’ll compensate with enthusiasm and some really good dirty talk.  

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) 

Missionary and the Flatiron are his go to, he gets off on the idea of being on top of you, pinning you down with his weight while covering you from view. He loves to feel big and strong. Of course, he’s open to try any other position you’re curious about, he’s not picky.  

He’ll let you get on top in very few occasions, only when he feels comfortable enough to let his guard down and have you completely exposed riding him. 

And for the days he feels particularly feral, he likes the Mating Press, to keep your ankles by your ears while he takes you like an animal. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.) 

He usually reflects the common emotions someone would feel during an apocalypse, that means sex with Joel ends up being very serious and intense, always tinted with the underlying fear of losing you or the uncontrollable anger towards anyone who makes his job of keeping you safe harder.  

But in the rare cases you can allow yourself to overlook to the societal collapse all around you, he can get a little giggly and teasing. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)  

Before the outbreak he used to be pretty well groomed, always keeping things tidy. But obviously that's not an easy habit to maintain when you have more important thing to worry about, like surviving the day. Let's just say que trims his pubes very occasionally.  

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect) 

Aside from the times he fucks you like a beast, he’s actually super gentle. When you have the time, he likes to patiently caress you all over and enjoy every little touch, he doesn’t go straight to fucking. And even when he gets there, he’s really passionate about it, like every time you do it might be the last (because it could be) and the end of the world is near (you are literally living through it). 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) 

Almost never did it before he met you, only few times when bored and needed to pass the time. In moments like those, he would stroke himself really slow and even edge himself a couple of times to make it last as long as possible; he liked to squeeze every last drop of pleasure out of it.  

After you entered his life though, it felt like a curse; he didn't remember struggling so much with his urges since he was a teenager. When you spent time together, he would have to tear his eyes away from your body after promising himself that he wouldn’t stare. And even when he managed to get some alone time, your image invaded his thoughts, and he just had to relieve some tension. 

When you finally got together, he had the urge to do it but didn’t see the point; he had you now, so he didn’t need to.   

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) 

He’s not a very eccentric man, so he goes for simple concepts. Don’t get me wrong, he can be kinky, just don’t expect him to be into anything too unusual like idk clowns. 

Joel prefers to be in charge, you know, what he says goes (he is willing to surrender control, but you only get a glimpse of that once you get to Jackson, and he allows himself to relax). So, naturally any type of power dynamic that includes you calling him names like Sir or Daddy drive him crazy. He also enjoys knowing he’s more experienced than you when it comes to sex. Maybe he’s your first, or you are younger and didn’t get much of a chance to experiment before the outbreak happened; whatever the reason may be, it pleases him in a dark and selfish way. Expect him to whether edge you repeatedly or make you cum over and over again, he likes controlling your orgasms as well.  

On the times you end up having sex to release stress after a particularly difficult day (by this I mean: days where he thought he would lose you to the hands of infected, or had to torture some guy that wanted to hurt you), he goes quite primal without even realizing. The sounds that come out of his mouth are no other than growls, and he eagerly humps you like there's no tomorrow.  

I also think he might have some fantasies he doesn’t act on because they’re just too impractical for the apocalypse, like bondage or fucking in front of a mirror. Getting tied up is extra dangerous in case you happen to get attacked by surprise, and finding a mirror that’s still standing after 20 years of chaos is not an easy task.  

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) 

Again, not picky as long as it’s safe enough. He does like to fuck you standing more than he thought he would, so not having a bed it's not really a problem to him.   

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) 

Might sound creepy but: watching you when you're not looking. Seeing you relaxed and happy or doing somewhat domestic tasks makes him feel like his doing a good job at protecting you and keeping you safe.

And he loves the view of you in your most natural, sometimes quite vulnerable, state. Like when you take advantage of some clear river to wash yourself as he sits there, alert to any danger, while still getting lost in the sight of your naked body dancing around the water, showing your back to him and looking over your shoulder as if you had something to hide to the eyes that have already seen it all.  

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)  

Hurting you physically or causing you any type of pain is out of question. Even things like hard spanking or light choking would take a lot of convincing for him to give in to even try once. He doesn’t see the point on causing each other pain when you already live in a world where you are constantly trying to avoid it at all cause.  

Also, no Cuckholding or Swinging, so basically no sharing, the thought alone has him raging.  

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) 

Big oral giver (I'm trying to stay gn! here), loves a good earthy smelling bush to shove his nose in. He’s so filthy about it, too. He’ll be locked in, drowning in between your legs, lost savoring your core while grinding against whatever he can make use of, without even trying to make you cum but making you shake from pleasure nonetheless.

He also loves when you give him head, but feels guilty to want to force fuck your face. He knows how it feels to have you gagging on his shaft, and he’s scared of how much he likes it. He’s terrified of losing control and hurting you accidentally. If you are into it though, some talking and setting boundaries might convince him of doing it more often. 

HIs favorite way of having you is sitting down, with you on your knees between his legs, slowly licking and tentatively taking more and more in your mouth, following his instructions with no rush while he plays with your hair. It’s not about cumming, but rather enjoying the warmth of your mouth as long as he can.  

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.) 

He can do both fast a rough or slow and sensual, but why not slow and rough; that’s his favorite pace. Keeping things sensual while still making you feel each deliberate thrust, having you beg for every single inch of him until you feel you’ll snap in half. 

We all know the line: You squeeze the trigger like you love it; gentle, steady, nice and slow. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) 

He prefers to take things slow, so not the biggest fan. But beggars can’t be choosers, so he makes the best out of any situation.  

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.) 

He takes risks only as far as the context allows it. Prefers to play it safe most of the time but, whenever you discover something new you want to try, he can’t resist your puppy eyes and ends up giving in almost every time.  

And when he’s the one who comes up with some new idea to try out, get ready because, more likely than not, it’ll be something wild.  

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?) 

He’s erections can’t keep up with his horniness sometimes. The first one stands proud and high until he comes, after that it’ll take a bit to get it back up. But he’ll have to hold himself back from continue fucking you with his soft dick because he just refuses to accept he has to pull out and recover before a second round.  

With enough time and rest he can put up with 2 or 3 rounds of penetration and, if you still need more after or in between, he has plenty of energy and determination to satisfy you in different ways.  

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) 

Doesn’t really like dildos, he doesn’t get it. Why would you what to use a piece of plastic when you already have more than enough of the real one in from of you? Any other type of toy would be more than welcomed, as long as they don't become a safety hazard to use in your bodies for lack of proper cleaning and care. And you could only bring a few with you, to avoid carrying extra weight around (I know, living through an apocalypse can be a real bummer).  

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) 

A LOT. God, that man loves to drive you crazy with it, and he’s extremely patient for it too. He'll take any opportunity he gets to place his hands on your hips as he walks past you or have you sat on his lap even if there’s more than enough space to avoid it. He’ll caress your hair, tilt your face up to look at him by gently grabbing your chin, scatter soft kisses on your temples and forehead; he knows exactly what he’s doing and will pretend like he has no idea while still being smug about it.  

His teasing doesn’t even begin with touching, oh no. It starts even before that, with soft words whispered to your ear when you least expect them: a “you’re doing so good, baby” while shooting practice or a “play with yourself for me ‘til I get back, will ya’” right before he leaves for an important mission for a couple of days.  

I’m telling you, he'll drive you mad.  

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) 

He’s not the loudest, really. His moans tend to sound more like growls or heavy painful breathing. He’s huge on dirty talking, though; he literally won’t shut up. The closer he gets to his orgasm, the obscener his words become and the looser his tongue gets.  

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) 

He has fantasied about fucking you in front of the next guy he holds captive for trying to go too far with you; he’s done way worse than that before. I mean, he has tortured people for hurting those he loves, I think tying them up and forcing them to watch him take you (after beating them up a little) would be nowhere near one of his biggest sins, right?  

He gets so much pleasure from thinking about showing them who you belong to, and how they’ll never be able to please you, or touch you like he does; like the possessive asshole he is (affectionate). 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 

Two words: Horse Cock. Hanging heavy, more girthy in the middle and slightly leaning to the left. Just glorious.  

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) 

He tends to yearn for intimacy more that sex itself. Most of the time he craves the physical contact, the closeness and the pleasure that comes from your mutual understanding of each other, more than the plain orgasms. Other than that, I'd say he has a pretty average sex drive. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 

Immediately. The man is old, he’s tired, he’s whole body hurts and has been through a lot. If a bed is available, he’ll make sure you’re ok and comfortable, to then fall asleep the next second while keeping you as close to him as humanly possible.   

Likes and comments are always welcomed and appreciated <3

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ELEVENTH DOCTOR NSFW ALPHABET

About: NSFW Alphabet for the 11th Doctor

Warnings: NSFW content, 18+ only, MDNI, can be gender neutral reader but I do only write for female readers so keep that in mind! If you don’t like, don’t read.

Note: Border made by @cafekitsune

A = Aftercare

I think the Eleventh Doctor is very good at aftercare. He’s such a cuddler and would pull you into his arms, or have you hold him, and talk about anything and everything on his mind as he makes you feel loved and comfortable. He’s a chronic yapper so he would love just talking to you and holding you close.

B = Body Part

On himself, he loves his hands. The Doctor can do a lot with his hands. On you, he especially loves your mind and the way you think. And if you ask him to do an external body part, he would come up with some convoluted explanation on why your brain is his favorite and can be an external body part.

C = Cum

I fully believe Time Lord’s cum a lot and The Doctor is no exception. He cums so much, especially when he’s extremely pent up. And he loves cumming inside of you the most.

D = Dirty Secret

The Doctor has 100% had an orgy and he was the one getting fucked.

E = Experience

This man is like 900-1100 years old. He FUUUUCCKKS so good. His experience is top tier

F = Favorite Position

I don't personally think The Doctor has a preference. It’s whatever feels right in the moment and provides the most pleasure for the both of you. Sex is meant to be fluid and trying new positions was something The Doctor loved to explore.

G = Goofy

The 11th Doctor specifically is super goofy during sex. He wants you both to be pleased while also maintaining an upbeat attitude. He is overall a silly guy and would want you to feel as comfortable as possible. However, there are times when he’s very serious, wanting to just focus on the two of you being together.

H = Hair

Other than the hair on his head, I’d say The Doctor is pretty well trimmed down there. He doesn’t have much hair.

I = Intimacy

The Doctor loved to be intimate!! Soft whispers of praise, holding your hand as he thrusts into you, and showering you with kisses all over your skin. Intimacy with the Doctor is something you always crave because he does it so well.

J = Jack Off

I don’t think The Doctor as a whole jerks off much. Pleasure should be shared with another person, not all alone by himself. I think it also plays into the fact that he doesn’t like to be alone and so he views sex and pleasure as a way to be embraced, a reminder that he’s not completely alone.

K = Kink

The Doctor has so many kinks. Mans is old and 100% down to try almost everything. However, I think he has a huge breeding kink and a huge praise kink. He loves to give praise and receive praise and is most definitely a switch.

L = Location

He will quite literally have sex with you anywhere, any time, and any planet. But his favorite place is up against the TARDIS console.

M = Motivation

After a big battle and the two of you making it out of a dangerous situation together is a huge motivation. Especially when everything ends up perfectly okay. He just wants to bend you over and take you up against the TARDIS walls.

N = No

I don’t think that The Doctor has too many hard no’s. But I think the biggest no’s for him are anything related to bodily fluids other than cum and if you squirt.

O = Oral

THE DOCTOR IS A MUNCH. HE’S SUCH A MUNCH!! And he’s so good at it too!! He knows absolutely everything about the human body and how to give you maximum pleasure. He will either eat you out with tender love and care or like a deprived man who hasn’t had food in such a long time. As for receiving oral, he’s a whining mess when you give him head. His cock in your mouth makes The Doctor much more sensitive than he cares to admit to himself.

P = Pace

He can go fast or slow, it highly depends on the situation. But in the heat of the moment when you guys just want one another, The Doctor will go fast, almost a brutal pace as he fucks you into oblivion.

Q = Quickie

LOVES THEM!! There’s of course a preference for wanting to take his time with you. But he loves doing quickies. They’re so much fun, especially because he gets to be close to you.

R = Risk

The risk adds to the fun, of course. The Doctor will fuck you anywhere, any time. And if someone is in the next room, he will take you with a hand clamped over your mouth.

S = Stamina

He’s 900+ years old. He’s got so much stamina and can last for however long the two of you want to go for. Already came three times but want to go a fourth? He’s so down for that.

T = Toys

I think The Doctor loves toys. He’d use dildos and vibrators on you, wanting to see the way they pleasure you and how his cock can compare. He’d be fascinated with your reactions to different toys he would get for you. Trust me, he will find an alien sex toy and use it on you for sure. And for himself? I don’t think he’d get any toys for himself.

U = Unfair

The Doctor can be so unfair. Orgasm denial is something he loves to do when he’s in a particular mood, wanting to take you to the edge and just as you’re about to fall, he takes it all away. He does it simply because the human body is fascinating and seeing how you react never fails to turn him on. He’ll edge you until you’re begging him to let you cum. And even then, he’s simply pouting in mock sympathy as he doesn’t allow you to cum. Not to mention the fact that he also loves to overstimulate you so very much.

V = Volume

He’s such a moaner! He praises you, whines when you tug his hair, doesn’t shy away from moaning. He loves to be loud and he wants you to know just how good you make him feel.

W = Wild Card

The two of you have had sex on a planet made out of diamonds because the two of you wanted to see your reflection as you guys had sex.

X = X-Ray

I think 11’s Doctor is 7 inches, a bit skinny but veiny, and very well trimmed.

Y = Yearning

He yearns for you constantly. But his mind races several miles a minute so he’s not always thinking about how much he wants to fuck you. However, if you ever so slightly hint at it, the Doctor is certainly taking the hint.

Z = ZZZ

I don’t think he’s quick to fall asleep at all. He needs time to let his mind go at ease.

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hey🥰can u plz plz plz do the nsfw alphabet with michael!!🤭🤭🤭

omg this was so fun thanks baby girl. everyone go follow rylea <333 this isn’t proofread so let me know if i messed up lol

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|| Mike Schmidt NSFW Alphabet ||

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

mike didn't know much about aftercare before he met you, but he's gotten a lot better about it now. he always has a warm washcloth to clean you up after, and throws a fresh blanket over the two of you so you can cuddle.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

mike's in love with your hips. he always makes sure to touch them no matter where you are. curled up on the couch? he'll be rubbing circles over them with his thumb. out shopping? one hand in his jean pocket one hand on your hip as you walk. and you've definitely had hand shaped bruises on your hips from when he's gotten a bit too rough fucking you into the mattress.

his favorite body part of his is definitely his hands, mostly because you love them so much.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

when the two of you finish fucking, he'll always push his come back into your pussy when it leaks out, giving you another orgasm as he does.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

more than once he's swiped a pair of your panties and slipped them in his jean pocket before a shift at freddy's.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he wasn't a virgin when the two of you met, but he was less experienced. he never had the time to mess around. he was a very eager learner though.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

definitely missionary. his biggest turn on is making you feel good, and watching your face twist in pleasure always gets him going more than anything. plus it’s easier to kiss you!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

in the beginning he was goofy on accident, now that you've been together for a while he's more serious. not afraid to laugh during sex though.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

100% has a dark brown happy trail. he's not extremely messy, but he never goes bare. now that he’s with you he’ll regularly trim his body hair so it's neater.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he's the sweetest partner ever. constantly checking to make sure you're okay even. just sooo caring and loving.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

mike used to jerk off pretty regularly but now that you’re more than happy to help, he does it less.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

big praise kink!!! he also loves when you pull his hair. this man is a sub through and through.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

this man spends all his time at two (2) places, home and freddy’s. so you two mostly do it in bed or the shower, but on the rare days that abby isn’t home other rooms of the house are put to use.

you’ve only fucked at freddy’s once, mike’s too scared to get caught by vanessa.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

literally you and everything that you do. every single aspect of you gets this man going like no other.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he would never hit you, he’s only comfortable with light spanking. no degrading or bodily fluids (except spit).

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

his preference is giving. he loves eating you out, and has come untouched multiple times doing so.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it depends. most times he’s slow and gentle. he prefers when you’re the rougher one, not vice versa, but once in a blue moon he can get a little rough with you if that’s what you want.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

quickies in the morning in bed or in the shower is all you guys have time for most days, so you partake in them pretty often.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

there was a lot of risk taking and experimentation in the beginning of your relationship. now you both know what each other like so there’s less, but he’s down to try new things here and there.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

mike has a solid two or three rounds in him before he taps out. however, when the focus is solely on you he can take the time to give you orgasm after orgasm after orgasm.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he didn't own any toys before meeting you, now there's a small collection you’ve both amassed and use stuffed in a cardboard box sitting on the highest shelf in his closet. he’ll use them on himself from time to time but he prefers using vibrators on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

mike doesn’t tease simply because he doesn’t have the patience or ability to hold back from diving into your pussy. he loves to be teased by you though.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

mike is so loud. he just can't hold in his whiny whimpers and breathy moans. yes this man whimpers no one is surprised.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

mike comes a shocking amount. like this man comes buckets. the first time you blew him he was so caught up in pleasure that he forgot to warn you before it was too late. he absolutely flooded your mouth and drenched your face in come. he was mortified and apologized profusely until you got over the shock enough to show him how much you liked it by riding him so hard you both almost passed out.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

a respectable six inches, and girthy. shaft is creamy beige. tip is EC9EC0 pink. gains two inches when hard and curves up towards his stomach.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

mike says he doesn’t have a high sex drive but this man pounces on you any chance he can get. he comes up behind you when you’re making food and feels you up. he jumps into the shower with you to “save water”. he grinds his morning wood against your ass when you first wake up. this man is insatiable.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

mike is usually bone tired after but he always stays up to make sure you’re taken care of. when you’re both tucked in he can fall asleep in like fifteen minutes.

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[spinji]

I NEED TO YAP ABOUT THIS MOVIE MY GOD-

YOU'RE NEXT SPOILERS UNDER CUT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaokayokay-

Can I just say I DO NOT recommend seeing this the same day as watching the new episode because I have had a DAY-

Unfortunately, the theater I went to didn't have the booklets or promotional cups but not a huge loss. It's the price I pay to have my boyfriend by my side; worth it. ♡

As with all my other MHA theater outings the screening was packed with delightful weirdos (dubbed, if you happen to care). One guy had an extensive set of custom MHA lego guys (very cool) and two very enthusiastic Toga cosplayers were so kind and kept me from feeling like a dork going out in public in a Deku wig. All the love to them, fr.

The movie itself though ohhhhh MY~

If I'm being honest this one didn't surpass World Heroes Mission or Heroes Rising for me, but also I don't know what you could do to beat out the movies that gave me such extreme brainrot it got me to be a part of this fandom in the first place. Personal rankings for the movies, best to "worst" is 3, 2, 4, 1.

Maybe it's because I had higher expectations instead of being given the best character in the franchise suddenly with no warning but I did still really REALLY love it. The highest point I can give it is easily the animation. Absolutely zero scenes in this movie feel like they fell to the standard of the anime. Everything was fluid and detailed and so fun to look at. And yes, of course it made every attack flashy as fuck. I was giddy every time Bakugou let out an explosion.

The premise did sound insane going in, and it is, but it's an anime side movie. Caring about the plot is a bonus, not a requirement. I guess my only real gripe is that it felt a little too fast? Very few scenes had time to breathe and unlike the other movies there wasn't really any slow establishing opening. If you come to MHA exclusively for the action, I think this one will be your new favorite.

Okay- I'm gonna just bullet point my highlights because I'm barely restrained enough to sit down and type.

First of all GIULIO!!!

Listen- I knew I would love this guy but oh my god babygirl~

He responds to literally everyone approaching him by pointing a gun at them. No comment this is just great

When Deku tells him to stop shooting at someone, he just pulls out a SECOND GUN and points it at him too

His motorcycle also has guns. Ngl I have expected his eye implant to also have a gun for a moment there.

He is SUCH an asshole to Deku in the first half and I love it. Their dialogue exchanges were so funny.

And in the second half he just,,,,cracks under the pressure so hard,, Man is having the WORST day of his life fr. It's really nice to know he and Anna are safe at UA rn. Poor things deserve it.

Anna and Giulio are really cute romantically, Giulio is definitely adult but he's going in the Deku harem anyway. You can't stop me, I am capable of worse.

Anna herself unfortunately doesn't get much time since she spends most of the movie mind controlled but she's harmlessly sweet and adorable. Anna they could never make me hate you.

I want to smear Dark Might across the side of a wall and given how much they overanimated his expressions, I believe this is the intended effect.

Am I the only one that hopes he sees the Mech Might livestream just to rub salt in the wound? Don't you dare let All Might's name fall from your mouth again, you bag of scum.

I really REALLY wanted Izuku to get pissed off and start naming off inconsistencies between how All Might and Dark Might look: "His eyes are SKY blue, not ocean blue, and while his broad features don't make it obvious, his chin was actually much slimmer, also you got the silver age colors wrong-!" alas... you know he was thinking it though-

Big tiddy mind control gf Deborah my beloved- she has pretty privileges for everything

Actually a lot of the lesser goons of the family were kind of dorky and odd. I loved the energy! Why was one of them literally a D&D nerd that put on a wizard robe OVER HIS SUIT. Most entertaining movie villian group for sure.

The personal dreams everyone had under the mind control? Kill me. Kill me right the fuck now!

Shoto literally just wants a happy childhood with his family??? Where Touya wants to play with him????? And Rei was still happy????? UUGAHWAAAAAAAA

Tenya and Tensei being heroes together STOP-

Shoji with the little girl he saaaaaaved,,,and he didn't have his face scars anymoooooore,,,

So glad they didn't show Ochako's because you know they would have just animated that what if pixel animation of her and Toga being childhood friends and I would have vomited in sorrow.

Absolutely infuriating they broke continuity to have Katsuki call Izuku "Deku" and not "De-Izuku". Never forget what they took from us.

"Beat it, cool side character!" is the best line in the movie. Katsuki does not forget what happened with Rody and he does NOT forgive.

Followed closely by "I'm falling down crotch-first!" And you wonder why I write the fics I do about you, Deku-

Deku being a legend as a jailbreaker hunter is so amazing?? Yes baby, they're so scared of you! You're doing amazing sweetie!

I might think of more but tldr: YOU'RE NEXT IS A REALLY FUN TIME AND YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!

[sharp-silver4795]

A ‘Fun’ Mission (NSFT)

Summary: Liu and Toby go on a mission together and Liu almost falls asleep while driving to their destination. So, Toby helps and, well, it kinda causes a domino effect to a lot of fucking sex.

Content Warnings: Will be as they go, Toby likes big dick to a stupid extent, Honestly, this should probably be multiple fics but I just rambled and tried to make it coherent

Nicknames/Pet Names: Love, lovely, babes (for Toby) stitch, stitches (for Liu)

Pronoun Notice: I hc Liu as gender fluid and use all pronouns, I use he/they for Toby.

Part I: Stay Awake

Blowjobs, unsafe car shit, do not do this, Liu gets mean, gaging, degradation, he calls Toby a mutt a few times, semi public sex, Liu is pissed and takes it out on Toby sort of, dw he loves it

To Liu, missions with Toby is… interesting. Especially when they’re the only one who can drive.

The way to the job was easy, it’s the way back that sucks. Not this time, though. Before they ever reach their destination, she’s already tired, covered in blood, and a little pissed.

Brian and Wilson switch when the other gets tired in Brian’s car. Meanwhile, he’s here, in Toby’s truck, trying not to fall asleep at the wheel.

Hey? You good? - Yeah. Just tired.

He must’ve caught on to their sour attitude. Her words came out a little more harsh than she wanted it to. Oh well.

I can try and k,keep you awake! - alright then.

The younger man’s mind wandered, trying to come up with a conversation when his eyes landed on something a bit more… fun.

How do you even carry that around every day? - What? Carry what around? What are you talking about? - That weight in your jeans. - Oh my god, Toby.

He sniggers a bit regardless of the crude remark but didn’t notice the way Toby kept staring at his jeans.

Seriously, though. Th,That ha,has got to be problematic to s,so,some kinda way.

Another suppressed giggle from the older male and, with a flash of previous memories flood Toby’s brain, his own clothings are starting to feel a bit tight.

Not really. I’ve had it my whole life past puberty. - D,damn. *squeakers* - It shouldn’t be that surprising. You’ve had your cock as it is for most of your life. You don’t see me ogling your crotch.

He’s been caught. Well, no point in hiding it now…

Pull over. - what?! Why? - Just p,pull o,over. - Okay, I guess.

A car honks from behind them as Liu jerks the truck to the shoulder from the road, shifting to neutral and pulling the emergency brake-

What do you, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Toby leaves the truck, closing the passenger door behind him. He walks around the front of the vehicle and rips open the driver’s door.

You can’t drive, Toby. I’m not switching with you. I can handle it. - I’m n,not trying to drive. I said I’d keep ya awake. S,so *mhm* I will.

He climbs into the truck, sitting in the floor board in front of her.

What the fuck are you doing? - Can you reach the clutch? - yeah… - the gas? - yeah… - the break? - yeah, why? - good. Get driving. - I… what?! - D,drive.

Confused, he releases the emergency break and goes to first gear. Once they get off their little bank, Toby reaches up to fondle them through their clothes.

TOBY! Wha,what are you doing?! - K,keeping you awake.

He grips the wheel tighter as his pants follow suit. Toby smiles, watching their bulge grow the more they touch him. The shaky breaths Liu lets out are pure gold.

Toby… this isn’t exactly safe - y,you want me to stop, then? - No! No. I,I didn’t say that.. - then focus o,on the fucking r,road.

Their face keeps getting more and more flushed as Toby slowly undoes their belt then each individual button…

Oh? W,what’s this? - Huh? Is something wrong-

Their sentence is cut off with a moan when Toby dives past his jeans and roughly grips their dick.

Since w,whe,when do you not wear underwear? - I, uh, I almost n,never do. - Oh r,really!! Th,that will be useful knowledge f,for later.

Liu hits the head rest as his body relaxes just a bit as Toby pulls down the zipper, inadvertently releasing their cock from its confines.

As much as Liu wants to lift her hips to help Toby get the stupid thing off, that would be a recipe for disaster since his foot is still on the accelerator. So, she just sits there, eyes not once leaving the road as Toby fully reveals her.

His hot breath fans over the sensitive flesh, making their thighs tense for a moment. Toby has to take a moment to appreciate the amazing creation before him.

Wow. G,Goddamn. *squeakers* So nice. So beautiful.

They blush brighter as compliments pour from Toby’s lips and he takes pride in the way their cock twitches.

Looks so f,fucking good. D,do ya mind if,if I have a taste?

Their breath catches- is he really gonna suck her off while she’s driving?

They pull up to a red light, shifting slowly from second to first and resting on the break.

Uhm… I, uh. I don’t mind. I’d like that.. yeah. - Great.

He doesn’t miss a beat and wraps his warm lips around them.

Hah, fuck.

She reaches her arm down, wrapping their fingers in his hair. Only for Toby to pull away.

Wh,wait, what? - Focus on the road, stitches.

They huff, and press the accelerator, accidentally pushing Toby’s head down a bit. He groans and gags, barely able to pull back as to not hit the clutch.

He coughs a bit, and Liu brings his hand down to gently pet his head for comfort.

You ok, love? - Y,yeah. - Move to the side a bit.

They nudge their foot to guide Toby to a place where he can still access his cock but also not end up gagging as Liu changes gears.

Get a lil closer. - Heh. Y,you sure that’s not j,just f,for the pleasure aspect? - 100 percent. I need to reach that pedal behind you and not choke you.

He goes down again, groaning at the sounds escaping their lover’s lips.

He’s never been the best at giving head, especially not with Liu. With Jack, it’s a bit easier since he can stimulate just one or two of his dicks and still get a good reaction. Liu, however, not so much.

It was difficult to go too far down or too fast since he was just too big for it and Toby doesn’t have the best gag reflex.

He couldn’t deny, though, how nice it feels. The thick, warm, and heavy, shaft resting on his tongue that just tastes like Liu and his general musk. The pieces of metal that decorate the organ makes it so much easier to gag, but gives great reactions when he rolls them with his tongue. It’s so fucking nice.

He��s snapping back to the present as Liu whines so nicely…

C’mon, Toby, stop teasing.

Liu practically pants out every word. He hadn’t realised he’s only got the head on his mouth. An easy issue to solve.

Liu groans as he takes their cock about half way. He pushes the break and shifts to first as they go through a small town. As they turn to another road, Toby lets his teeth drag ever so slightly against his cock, making Liu’s thighs quiver.

He moves his head up and down about half of their length, bringing a hand up to pump the rest up to the base, occasionally reaching a bit higher to stimulate his balls.

It feels so good. The extra suction when he swallows a bit of his drool back, the way his tongue pushes back the foreskin and laps at the underside, it’s all too good. When his tongue drags across the first few rungs of his ladder or he swirls around the head, Liu has to consciously stop himself from trying to push deeper. When Toby’s teeth clash at his cross, he can’t help but shiver.

He wants so badly to watch the man go down on him or least hold onto Toby’s shoulder to ground himself, but he can’t, otherwise Toby’ll stop.

For Toby, it’s both heaven and hell. It’s so gratifying to know he’s making this scarred masterpiece of a man feel so good, but the way his erection pushes against his jeans and boxers is tantalising. He’s just too horny. So, he goes to humping the edge of the seat like a dog.

When Liu feels the subtle movements, they instinctively look down before shooting his gaze back.

Damn, you just can’t help yourself, can you?

The pathetic muffled whine tells her everything she needs to know.

You do realise that you’re acting like a stupid slut, right? Then again, it isn’t too far off from the truth, is it?

As he shakes his head, the cross hits the back of his throat and he gags. Liu gives a shallow thrust, revelling in the way Toby slightly struggles for air.

He knows it’s cruel, he knows he shouldn’t, but he loves it. He shifts his right leg just a bit to make it difficult for Toby to pull away.

Oh my god, Toby. Don’t, don’t stop. Fuck.

When they see small droplets of rain on the windshield, they immediately pull over. In response, finally given a way off Liu’s cock, Toby pulls away, wiping drool off his chin.

Wh,What gives? - it’s starting to rain. - and? - I don’t drive in the rain. - since when? - since right now. You wanna go to the back seat?

Toby looks up and sees the lust in Liu’s eyes before pumping at her cock again.

Can I at least finish this first? Please? - F,fine. Just… stay still.

Although confused, Toby keeps his lower body as still as he can, hissing when he feels Liu’s leg slip between his own.

You wanna act like a dog? Do it right.

Toby whines, but complies, rubbing his bulge on Liu’s shin.

She sighs, leaning back in her seat, taking in the show before her. They reach down and pull Toby’s head snug with their pelvis and smile when he chokes.

Aw. Poor mutt. Can’t even give any good head. What a shame.

His hips speed up against their leg, and Liu reciprocates, dragging his leg against him.

Might have to train you on this, huh?

He lets out muffled whine, begging for air. Liu thrusts his hips met with a harsh snap as he hits Toby’s face.

I’ll take that as a yes.

Once released, Toby backs away again, coughing and hacking as his hips pause.

Liu presses his leg against him a little more insistently, forcing a small moan from his lips. Toby latches back onto their cock, noticing the impatience in Liu’s eyes. His jaw goes slack, ready for the inevitable.

Liu grabs him by the hair, eyes dancing with a subtle rage. They drag him back and forth while snapping his hips against the man’s mouth.

Toby’s body goes slack against their leg, drooling against their clothes. He looks up at Liu and is almost… scared.

He’s got blood stains on his shirt from when someone caught eye of him and sweat marks along his collar from chasing them down. He has a slight sweat on his forehead and his eyes squeezed shut. He’s still pissed about it. Well, now, he has an outlet. And poor Toby is getting the brunt of his bottled up anger.

It didn’t take long, not long at all, before Liu is shooting his hot load down Toby’s oesophagus in hefty waves. Toby grips his thighs, struggling not to let any past his mouth while trying not to gag.

A few extra thrusts and spurts and he’s releasing a satisfied sigh.

Toby pulls away and waits to make eye contact with the beauty above him to swallow every drop. The act makes them shudder as Toby leans up to Liu’s chest.

Now, let’s g,get in the back seat.

Liu props himself against the window while Toby wastes no time straddling them to start grinding on his thigh. Liu chuckles a bit at that.

Wow. You’re so desperate. Not even gonna take our clothes off? - c,can’t. Too,too horny.

He pulls Toby to shove his tongue in the younger man’s mouth while his other hand slides up his shirt to play with his nipples.

That feel good? - mmhhmmm - yeah? You like this? Basically humping my fucking leg like a bitch in heat? - yeah yeah yes - mm, damn you’re such a whore for this, huh?

They grip his hips and lift their leg up a bit, having him go a bit harder and giving in to Toby’s need.

How’s that, babes? - good! G,great! - you gonna cum soon? - y,yeah, yeah. A,almost,almost there. - good job, doing so good. You look real fine and sexy like this. Desperately trying to get off. Riding my damn leg like a dirty dog. Are you a dog? Hm? - y,yea. Yeah. I’m your dog. - stick out your tongue.

Liu put his two fingers against it, pushing them to the back of Toby’s throat, making him gag.

God, you’re hot. Anyone ever tell you that? - n,no. No. No.

Liu laughs at the lust-clouded responses before Toby’s hips are stuttering. They firmly grip his crotch, watching the boy come undone before him.

Good boy, cum for me. Show me what a good whore you are.

He whines as he releases into his boxers and jeans, ridding out the orgasm with Liu’s hand, which is still cupping the front of his jeans.

They twitch a bit more and their head slumps against their shoulder.

We should get back on the road. I’ll fuck you properly later.

***

Part II: The Gas Station

Anal, semi-public sex, more blowjobs, threats, choking, Liu can be mean and Toby likes it

They make a stop at a gas station to fill up the truck, get some snacks, go to the bathroom, all of that.

Toby comes back with two RedBulls, two monsters, Sour Gummy Worms, and some chips for them.

Thanks, lovely.

Liu turns his head up to give him a small kiss.

Yeah, yeah. I,I love you too, st,stitches.

They roll their eyes. They take their keys off their belt and throw them to Toby.

Do you need to get anything else? - Nah, I think I’m good. - Alright, I’m gonna go pay for this and take a piss. I’ll be right back.

Toby locks the truck and snatches the cash and receipt from his hand.

I’ll pay for it- with my money - ye,yeah whatever. you go to the bathroom, ya been d,drivin the whole time.

Toby waits for the cashier to finish counting change and puts it in his jeans pocket. He walks over to where the bathrooms are and waits for Liu.

After about 5 seconds he gets bored and walks in and immediately sees Liu washing his hands at the sink.

Hey. - HOLY shit - haha! I scared you. - fuck off. What are you doing? Weren’t you just gonna pay? - well, yeah. B,but it’s polite to,to wait on y,y,you, so I did. But I got bored. - really, Toby? - Yeah! - Well, I’m done now, so let’s just go - where’s the fun in that?

Liu looks at him like he’s a mad man which he is.

And what do you suggest we do, then? - I donno, fuck? Y,you said you would.

He grabs Toby by his hoodie and throws him in the Handicapped stall.

He locks the door behind him and pins Toby to the wall. The kiss starts slow and sensual, before it becomes heated and driven by carnal lust.

They trail kisses down Toby’s neck, taking bites and making marks, making hickies against his collar bones and teasing his nipples from above the hoodie.

God, a,and you called me a tease - you haven’t see a tease yet.

He slots his knee just below Toby’s cock, nested between his legs.

Their kisses are heated and full of passion. They’re pulling at each other’s clothes until they’re both basically naked.

Toby sets Liu’s scarf to the side and leaves kisses and love marks along the burn line on his neck.

He pushes his hands below Liu’s shirt, gently rubbing at the scar on his side before lifting it off his head. He kisses at the centre of the cut X on his chest, and traces the scars littered on their body as if soothing the pains of the past.

For a moment, it’s sweet. Liu keeps his hands on Toby’s shoulder blades, lightly playing with his hair, letting him shower the parts he is most insecure about with love and gentle touches. When their lips meet once again, it’s much more soft. A declaration of love and affection. They hold each other close in those few moments.

How far you wanna go w,with th,thi,this? - I thought I’d return the favour for what you did in the truck.

Toby smiles and Liu sinks to her knees, licking up the underside of the other man’s shaft.

You know, I forget that circumcision is a thing. What is with that? - Religion. - Ah.

Almost as if the conversation was a distraction, Liu immediately takes Toby down until their lips meet his pelvis. He bobs his head back and forth, sucking him in as he moves forward, and dragging and he moves back.

Toby’s squirming, unable to be still.

Liu! L,Liu! Holy fuck… Liu-

He grabs Toby’s legs and hips resting the smaller man on his shoulders and pushes him flush to the wall, fully supporting the man’s weight. He’s scrambling for a grip. He tugs at Liu’s hair, trying desperately to ground himself, only to no avail.

They don’t let up, not even as he’s releasing down his throat with an adorable whine, rocking his hips into the wet warmth provided to him. The sloppy thrusts have some dribbling out of his mouth and onto his chin. As Toby shakes in the aftermath, Liu sets him down and wipes his mouth. They stick out their tongue, proving not a bit was wasted other than what had come out of their mouth.

Holy fuck. - So, it was good?

His breathing is ragged as he nods.

Good. - wait! Don’t you need to get off too? - hmm? Did you think we were done?

He guides Toby to sit on the floor, after making sure it’s somewhat clean, and spread his legs.

Liu’s all smiles while Toby’s eyes glance around, trying to avoid Liu’s gaze.

I don’t really want to go in dry

Toby spits on his hand

I c,can jerk you o,off *bitch*. We don’t really have any lube, s,so this can work, I,I think. - yeah.

Liu rests his arms on the stall door, head leaning against his forearms. He practically salivates at that sweet cock being presented right in front of his face.

Liu isn’t stupid. He knows Toby is just a dick guy, a big dick guy, in fact. They know that’s the main reason he loves playing with their dick: it’s big, and he likes big dick. But it doesn’t change how much of a tease he is about it, even if it’s not on purpose.

He watches as Toby wraps his hands around the thick shaft, moving up and down with feather light touches. Any extra saliva is spread across the older man’s cock while the other hand strays between his legs.

G,god. - hm? - c,can I ju, - if you can get yourself spread out enough, this can probably go faster.

He doesn’t think twice, drooling on his hand once more and raising to his knees.

Liu kneels in front of him and spreads his thighs just a bit more before moving his fingers to his ass.

I’m not going to take too long on this, we don’t want to fall behind the other two.

Toby nods before a sharp whine escapes him as Liu shoves two fingers in without much warning. She allows maybe 2 seconds before moving back and forth, finger fucking him and making scissoring motions.

I,I’m good. I can take it. - are you sure? - y,yeah. J,just put it in al,already.

He has Toby straddling their hips and he tosses his head back with a choked moan as Toby sinks down.

Hah! GodfuckingdamnitToby

He’s so fucking tight. His walls gripping their cock like a vice.

Toby, TOBY! Don’t move. - huh? Why? - I need a minute. - ohh, l,look h,who ne,neeeds pre,pre,prep, now. Huh? Big ba-

Liu reaches up and grips his throat.

Watch it.

Toby’s realisation hits hard. For a moment, he forgot how dangerous the man below him is and how sensitive words can be…

You and I both know I can snap that pretty neck of yours on the fucking spot. Watch what you say. Your damn boss won’t be very happy…

Liu’s fingers tighten around Toby’s neck, their free hand grabbing his hip. Their hips snap up into Toby’s hole. It’s both a threat and a promise.

If his beloved proxy shows up dead. I love you, Toby.

Liu bites on his shoulders and kisses at his cheek.

But I won’t hesitate to break you if you don’t fucking watch what you say.

The point is clear as day, and they both know he doesn’t entirely mean the threat he’s presenting. It all just makes Toby feel lightheaded. The unrelenting pressure and the violence of Liu’s thrusts just break him.

I’m gonna let go, okay?

Toby grabs at their shoulders, fully aware of where that adrenaline from being choked is gonna go and what going to happen as a result.

Good boy, hold on tight, ok? I’m not gonna last much longer.

Liu releases his throat and wraps their arms around his waist.

Toby screams. The newly obtained oxygen gets caught in his throat as the adrenaline hits him like an eighteen wheeler.

Toby’s walls clamping down too much for him to take it anymore as they finished off into the welcoming heat.

Liu’s hand clamps over his mouth as pale ropes of cum cover their torsos. Toby’s thighs are shaking, shoulders caving inwards as his toes curl. Once his voice dissipates to nothing but shallow whimpers, Liu releases him.

You did so good, lovely.

He kisses Toby’s head struggling to lift him off. Cum drips down his thighs to which the pair both laugh.

They clean up the mess they made and walk out to the truck to see Brian’s car just pulling into the station.

***

Part III: Experiments

Light cock stepping, it’s really more like using his boot

They eventually make plans with Brian and Wilson to pull into an empty lot and sleep in their cars.

As the two settle in the back seat, Liu slips a little idea of his.

Hey? Do you mind if we experiment something really quick, if that’s alright? - O,okay… like sexually? - Yeah

He pulls Toby to kiss him, the two quickly escalating their intentions.

G,god, since when do you get this riled u,up on missions? - you don’t talk to Jack very much about what we do on these things, do you?

Toby shrugs and the pair continue their activities.

They’re both still fully clothed when Liu guides him to the floor board. They move the passenger’s seat forwards, giving Toby room to sit in front of them.

Do you seriously just want an,ano,another blowjob? - nah. I wanna see if you like this as much as I do…

Liu lifts his foot to rest their boot over Toby’s hard-on, not giving any pressure, just tempting the idea.

O,oh… th,that… - is it ok if we test it? - yeah! Yeah… I,I like trying n,new things.

He’s seen Liu get his cock stepped on before, watching the usually dominant male crumble within seconds, rutting up against Jack’s shoe. He’s also seen Jack kick him in the same region very… violently… and seen Liu cum on the dot. He’s kinda wanted to do it too. Wanted to watch Liu fold. He’d never considered it as the recipient. He’s never thought about it that way. But, now, with the offer in place, why the hell not? He slowly nods, bracing himself on Liu’s knees.

I,if I don’t like it.. - Hm? - c,can I do it to you? When we get to the hotel?

Liu doesn’t answer, just immediately applies pressure which Toby squirms to. He doesn’t seem to sway to pleasure, he just seems uncomfortable.

How does it feel? - I,I donno m,move it u,up and do,dow,down. - Okay.

And he does. They slide the toe of their boot to the top of their bulge to the bottom and does the same with the heel. They’re only rewarded with a few shallow pants.

Not your thing, huh? - n,no.

Toby can’t help the devilish smile that crosses his face.

B,but I know it’s yours.

***

Part IV: The Hotel

Cock & ball torture, Liu fucking lives for this shit, Toby over-does it a bit, it gets randomly sweet? Liu basically teaches Toby how to step on his dick

Not even two steps into the hotel room, and Liu is reminding Toby of their interaction in the truck.

Don’t get too comfortable. We had a deal.

They wrap their arms around Toby’s waist and pull him to the bedroom and he rests on the floor against the foot board with Toby in front of him. He gets on his knees, still leaned back, and spreads his thighs.

Toby’s eyes widen at the raging boner pushing at Liu’s jeans.

Toby relieves both of them of most of their clothing, leaving Liu in his jeans (knowing that Liu likes to have a slight barrier between their cock and whatever is crushing it) and himself in his boxers. Liu grabs his neck and pushes Toby into a nice make out sesh. Toby pinches at Liu’s nipple piercings, receiving a nice moan in return.

They bite and suck at each other’s necks and chests, Liu reaching down to palm Toby’s cock. He sits flat, staring up at Toby with lust filled eyes as he takes in the sight of Toby being in a dominant position.

O,oh. Ac,ac,act,actually, I, uh, I got a question for ya. - Hm? and what’s that? - do ya like gettin kicked?

Toby knew they did, but it was never officially stated between the two. He’d rather be safe than sorry. So, he isn’t surprised when Liu nods violently.

Damn, y,you are a freak.

The dresser of the room sort of pinned the two right up next to each other, and it made things a bit more interesting.

Since we’re in s,such a confined space, th,this wi,will have to do.

Toby truly just wanted to see if it would have the same effect if he didn’t use his actual foot. It doesn’t matter anyway. Especially not when he brings his knee down and grinds the organ down within their jeans.

Liu moans and flings his head back, both hands flying to the foot board to steady himself. He tries to buck into Toby’s leg, only to realise that there is no space between his knee, their cock, and the floor. They keen pathetically.

It’s perfectly snug against him, crushing him in the best possible way.

The brunette leans down, readjusting Liu’s and his own position, while removing the other’s jeans. Toby rests his hands with one on the board, the other on Liu’s shoulder, leaning over him…

Y,you ready? - for what?

He answers with a powerful impact. His knee hits Liu’s bare skin shaking as they recoil. The buzzing pain quickly turns to pleasure as they moan.

Toby stands.

You wanna keep going? - huh? - hah. Y,yer still br,brain dead from th,that. You want me to keep beating up y,y,yer dick,dick?

Liu’s eyes are glossy when he nods and is immediately given a harsh kick to the nuts. She screams. Not from pain. From pleasure. Toby is fascinated as Liu’s cock twitches, red and angry, begging for relief.

He notices Liu shaking their head, and kneels as tears go down her face.

Hey, h,hey… you good? - yes… and no…

All the air in his lungs is just gone, and Toby feels that sharp pang of guilt in his gut.

Was it too much? - a little bit. - you w,wanna t,tay,take a break? *brrr* - y,yeah.

They grip his shoulders, leaning into the smaller male’s neck.

Deep breaths, stitch. Deeep breaths.

I,I’m sorry. - It’s okay… I asked for it, and I did like it. It was just a bit too much and a bit too fast. You have to give me a little time to recover. - Oh. - I.. should have given… you a bit more guidance - I,I’m s,so,so,sso sorry.

Liu nuzzles into his neck once more, inhaling into Toby’s neck.

Okay. I think I can handle a bit more. - A,are you *shhh* sure? - yeah, just be gentle. - oh,okay I,I,*squeakers* *bitch*,I’ll try.

Liu grabs Toby’s leg, setting the heel on the base of his cock. Before releasing him.

Toby puts a bit of pressure, paying sharp attention to the sounds Liu makes. He moves his foot up the length with his heel and slowly shifts to the ball of his foot to press at the head.

Oh,oh god. Fuck yes.

He slowly picks up and looks at Liu like he’s never seen a cock before.

Hah. C’mere.

Liu grabs his leg once more, setting the ball on the centre of his shaft. With a confirming glance, Toby picks his foot up and comes back down with a thud, making Liu’s back arch from the impact.

Fuck fuck fuck

Toby lifts again, worried he’d hurt them again. After making sure he’s ok, Toby presses his foot against their lower abdomen, so his heel is at the base.

He applies a bit of pressure to have Lou squirming.

You okay i,if I ki,ki,kick you again?

Liu whines at that and looks down, seemingly assessing the scene before them.

No, but…

They pull Toby off and leans back, letting his cock rest against his stomach.

Step on them. Hard.

Toby listens, stomping and crushing her balls before pressing Liu’s cock into their abdomen.

Toby, toby, Toby- you gonna cum? Already?

He nods his head and grips into Toby’s shin as they cum on their own torso and Toby’s leg.

The smaller pulls away, noticing the still hard cock against his lovers stomach.

Damn. Y,ya sssstill wa,want more? - j,just… Could you just jerk me off? - y,yeah. O,of cc,cor,course.

Liu hisses almost immediately, still sensitive from the moments before.

Ah! Ow, fuck. - Sorry! You ok? - just sore. Please, be gentle…

Sorry, sorry again - it’s fine… just be gentle… like I said, it’s a bit sore… - got it got it

Do you want some treatment too? That can’t be comfortable.

Toby laughs nodding.

Liu cups and rubs the prominent bulge in the other’s boxers and, with Toby’s nod, releases the man’s cock and begins stroking it nicely.

F,fffuck, Liu. - is this good? - y,yeah… yeah it’s good

They have one hand gripping the base, the other twisting as it comes to the tip and swipes pre from the slit. He’s got a nice, steady pressure that he knows Toby likes. He’s not going too fast nor too slow, but just enough speed to drag it out a bit and prolong the pleasure.

Their heads lean together, moans synchronising in a dirty symphony.

Toby takes the pre pooling at the tip down the rest of their length and they nearly choke on their own breath. He rolls the piercings at the head while ghosting over the underside’s, whispering sweet nothings into Liu’s ear.

Y,you nnn,know I love you.. right, stitch? - yeah. Yeah. - I,I’d never hurt you on purpose

A tear rolls down Liu’s face, which Toby’s licks off.

I love you so, so much, Liu. I,I couldn’t ask for a better partner.

They speed up to just the right pace and make it feel like he’s milking the other man’s cock.

When Liu finishes, it hits hard. The man is all but screaming, as his vision nearly going white. His legs wrap around Toby’s waist, pulling him closer. And, as Liu’s grip tightens, dragging along his cock, Toby follows suit with his own climax.

Damn… how’d you get so pent up? - I’ve been hard since we woke up.

He playful nudges Liu’s shoulder.

Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?!

They two laugh as fatigue takes over their bodies, holding each other in a loving embrace.

(Cue Brian and Wilson being traumatised when they came in so they fucking left and said ‘we will come back later…’)

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‘Trying Something New’ - Gyomei Himejima

Hihi! I am back within Demon Slayer, and I have a sudden urge to write something on my big blind man Gyo!

Requests are encouraged (please read my blog rules before requesting)

Warnings : SOFT dom reader, sub character, gn reader, edging, handjob (m! Receiving), potential ooc, not proofread, established relationship, light cum eating, consent is established beforehand (but the actual terms of consent are left unsaid in writing), slight teasing, praise, no penetration, unfiltered smut bc I can :P

A choked moan was pulled out from your boyfriend as your hand drug up from the base of his length all the way to the tip. Giving his sensitive tip a gentle squeeze, you moved your hand up and off of his cock, letting it drop down onto his lower abdomen with a soft slapping noise.

“D-Darling, why’d you stop?” He looked up at you, tears slowly dripping down his face as a soft sob came out of his throat, bubbling out from his chest. You gave him a soft smile and gently patted his chest twice, which he gave you a returning smile at your touch.

“Because, my dear, you agreed to this, and you know that I won’t leave you like this forever, right?” Your sickly sweet tone reached his his ears, making him let out a frantic nod. You, being gracious, gave him a second to gather his thoughts before you spoke again.

“I’m going to continue touching you, okay?” You told him, knowing better than to continue doing something without giving Gyomei a warning, especially when he’s so sweet to you. He desperately nodded, a quiet plea came out of the man and you leaned over to him, and kissed his cheek, before reaching down and starting to stroke him again, tearing a hearty groan out of his kiss-swollen lips.

You started off slow, not wanting to completely overwhelm him, letting him revel in the feeling of your hand dragging up and down his cock, the motion made easy with light remnants of his pre and your saliva. The combination of the two fluids made some quiet wet noises with each movement of your hands.

Gyomei came to you after a particularly easy mission, which your giant of a boyfriend tore through within a couple days, wanting to come home to you as soon as possible.

He asked you if you wanted to try something different and you, understanding that he was pretty vanilla in bed and that he was probably putting off telling you this because he gets really nervous and doesn’t really like asking you for things, agreed. He suggested that there was no penetration, graciously saving your legs and hips this week, and that you prevent him from coming, with just a handjob. This was very different from what you would normally do, but you weren’t complaining at all.

You wanted to see how long he could last with this sort of thing.

Gyomei didn’t disappoint, having lasted two, just recently three, rounds of this sort of thing that would make anyone else squirm and cry. Well, he was crying, but squirming? Not yet.

A moan tore you out of your thoughts as his hips involuntarily bucked upwards to meet your hand with a quiet moan. Normally, he wasn’t very vocal during sex, so this noise made you put the hand not stimulating him against one of his muscular thighs that you totally wanted him to use to crush you and gently patting it while tutting, and sweetly telling him to relax.

He whispered out apologies, but you shushed him and told him that “There’s nothing wrong with you wanting to feel good, so don’t feel bad.”

He nodded at your words and announced loud enough for just you to hear, “I’m-I’m close- please, would you let me-“ Gyomei was cut off from his sentence with a moan as you pressed a kiss directly on his sensitive tip.

You smiled at him and how beautiful he looked right now, sweat making parts of his hair stick to his forehead, tears gently dripped down his face like they normally did during these encounters. A thin layer of sweat on his body, with a few drops dripping down his body and getting on the futon you both shared.

You looked at him and gave him permission to cum, which he started thanking you profusely for, which you shushed him and placed a lingering kiss on his thigh. That action, coupled with how your hand sped up on your ministrations, drove him over the edge.

With a loud moan of your name, Gyomei arched his back slightly, white spurted out of his cock, gently getting some on your hand and parts of his abdomen.

You stroked him through his release, which was a very hot display for you, and sent some tingles down your spine.

As he was catching his breath, you brought your hand up to your mouth and licked his semen off of it. He didn’t react, he couldn’t see you, but he gave you a quizzical look when you groaned pleasurably at the taste of him.

Once he had gathered a consistent supply of air in his lungs to talk, he then asked you another thing,

“Can I please you now? I don’t want you to just do something for me, without getting anything in return.”

..and who were you to deny your sweet boyfriend, Gyo?

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I enjoyed writing this, I hope you like it!

Requests are open if you want to read more of my work, this time YOU choose what I write :)

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Bowser NSFW Alphabet

I never done this before so 🧍‍♀️

Reader is gender neutral

I haven’t seen anyone do this so I decided to write it :)

Also if you don’t agree with some of them that’s totally fine, I tried to make them accurate though.

A-Aftercare (what they are like after sex)

You know I had to say it, he’s the romantic man. You thought after it, he would completely leave you after sex but NOPE! This man will start asking questions if you’re okay, did he do right, do you need some medication, are you hungry, do you need water. Even leaving compliments, hugging and kissing you, that you and him did such an amazing job. He will also run down a bath for you both. Even if you have showered before, he’s gonna clean you up from his messy work. He’s an hygienic fan, he doesn’t want you nor him to get sick

B-Body Part (what is his favorite part of their body and his partners body)

Pretty simple but he likes his hands. They are big compared to his partners. But even a non sexual way, he’s a clingy man, he loves holding your hand, caressing over your hair, he’s pretty touchy man, so expect him to grab yours shoulders, hands, arms, face. Also kiss his hands and he’ll melt, even though he likes his hands he knows he can destroy stuff easily so he gets a bit worried. Just kiss his hands, and he’s lovestuck.

He love each and every part, but the most body part Your stomach. You’re chubby? He loves it. You’re slim? He loves it. If you have stretch marks, and/or scars, he’s tracing all of them and kissing him. He loves your stomach so very much. It’s the only place he can lay his head on without putting to much weight on you. If you’re really insecure about it, he will nonstop kiss you around your stomach, will grab it, squish it, and compliment you, until you forget what you were insecure about.

C-Cum (anything to do with cum)

He won’t do anything that will harm you. His cum is pretty thick and fluid. If you wished for him to cum in you, he would gladly do so. If you want him to cum in another part, he’ll do so as well. It’s all about communication. Just ask him anything that will make you feel comfortable. But he does love cumming onto your stomach. Duh, it’s his favorite part of their partners body. This man doesn’t wear protection though.

D-Dirty Secret ( Self explanatory, his dirty little secret)

I see him be a bit of in the vanilla side so he would rather keep everything private, but there is a part of him that really wants to have sex in a garden. Just something about the garden makes it so special. He wants you beside him makes it look like a fairytale. He would first place you in the picnic blanket, then starts to make sweet love, seeing such beauty, it makes him believe that he’s in heaven. In cloud nine. It just makes him melt seeing how pretty you are, thinking that it’s only them in the world.

E-Experience ( How experienced are they? Do they know what their doing?)

I’m sure everyone knows that he knows what he is doing. He only had an affair once, the mans not clueless, BUT doesn’t know part of the human anatomy works. So when he gets the chance he’ll study a bit. Which is quite similar, then he’ll know. (Like come on he has a kid, he knows what he’s doing lol) There may be times where he wants you to show him how your body works, he’ll get this gist of it can continue.

F-Favorite position (ya know positions)

Any position that he can control and/or eat between your legs. And that’ll also make you grab his horns. Yeah I know, but he knows he’s a big man and he really doesn’t want to hurt you. You’re the love of his life, and hurting you would hurt him.

He’s more into a missionary position, (either the normal or legs up version). Also he may have a mini heat cycle (yeah I know he’s a turtle, but also a half dragon), of course this position would be doggy style. Another position would be the butterfly, he can easily grab your legs, and go in carefully.

But one position that got his attention is when you told him if they could ride him while he sat face to face. Bowser was shock but intrigued. He would just hold on to your thighs, making putting you slowly, so they wouldn’t get hurt until his partner said to fully release them to continue the job. Those words make him shock a lighting through his body. He did enjoyed though. Same position different place would be when you both take a bath, but it’s a rare thing.

G-Goofy (is the man goofy or romantic)

He’s romantic, like come on look at him. He’s so sweet and loving and wants nothing more, but to satisfy his partner. If there is a moment where you feel a bit weird, an uncomfortable feeling, he’ll stop and ask you questions. If you’re confident enough, he’ll continue.

H-Hair (are they groomed or not)

The man is constantly washing himself, he really cares about hygiene, makes him feel good. He tried shaving his entire thing, but did not like it at all, so he just continues to trim. He takes care really well. His hairs down there are a bit darker than his actual hair and brows.

I-Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

You both have a strong intimacy. You both can feel the power and love, it’s so strong nothing can make you both break. If he sees that you are tearing up a bit, he’ll lick them then kiss them, giving you reassurance. He just keeps soothing around your body, wanting to make you feel special.

J-Jacking off (self explanatory, does he do it)

He’s never really had a urge to do it to he honest. If he finds out he’s turned on he’ll either try to make himself busy or he’ll go ask Y/N if they could do it.

K-Kink (What’s his kink)

Praise him! Praise that man! He loves it! He’s never been called such nice words and hearing you say stuff makes him flustered and gets really lovestuck by you.

Breeding kink! He would want to have kids with you. Just the thought of having kids with you is amazing, i mean Y/N considers Baby Jr their own loving child, but Bowser wants a huge family.

I thinks that’s about it though. Nothing too extreme. He would not want to hurt you or call you foul names! What’s wrong with you? He’s trying to soothe you and you’re telling him to call you terrible names?! Big turn off for him.

L-Location (where does he do it)

He loves to keep the romantic sides in public, showing you off. But the moment you want to have sex, it’s in the bedroom always. (And locked lol) You both have more privacy there. He hates the idea of getting caught, puts him unease. Someone saw the king naked, and most importantly their partner?! No, he has boundaries.

M-Motivation (what makes him motivation to make love to you)

He isn’t exactly the type where he hears your voice and gets a boner. He really loves it when you wear matched “outfits” with him. (bracelets, clothes that are similar to Bowsers skin color, necklaces, earrings etc etc) he gets really intimate.

N-No (things what he won’t do)

Extreme kinks, that will hurt you or him. Foul language to you or him. Weapons, rope, bondage, no none of that.

O-Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He can spend hours and hours between your legs, hearing your sweet moans over and over. Taking you in so well, kissing your stomach. He loves the way you taste. loves the noises you make as well as he moves his face closer. It turns him on even more when you hold onto his horns. The man’s kissing you and leaving tiny bite marks, not too hard though, just small fragile cat bites.

But if your the one giving, he stokes your hair as you suck him, he’s not forcing you into him, he wants you to take your time, even if it causes him to overstimulate, and when you start rubbing his thigh be ready for him to explode

P-Pacing (he slow? Fast extreme?)

He is a slow man, he wants to reach every part of you, taking his time with you, kissing every inch of your body, till you give him a sign to go fast. Which then he proceeds to go fast but a tiny bit rough, but it feels so amazing. (Sometimes the bed squeaks)

Q-Quickie (their opinions on quickies.)

Nope, not for him. He would rather have the entire meal than just a snack.

R-Risk (are they about risk something?)

He’ll try about anything with your consent. If you don’t like something then he won’t do it. Sometimes both of you get curious to try out things, but it just depends if you both enjoy it really. As long as he’s not hurting you nor you hurting him.

S-Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Holy sheesh! Bowser can keep going as much as he can since his stamina is so high, he can go round after round, but he does know the limit of going over and over again since your body is fragile, so he’ll only limit himself if that’s what you desire.

T-Toys (Do they use toys?)

No, Bowser would very much prefer you than the toy.

U-unfair

He only teases you for a short moment of time. But likes to make everything even towards both of you. He likes pinning your arms onto the bed and tease you about it

V-Volume (is he quiet or loud)

He’s loud, his grunts, moans, a tiny bit of whimpers are loud! But he reminds himself controls his loudness due to not wanting people to hear and also since you have sensitive ears as well. But you find them quite hot that he’s trying not to be loud.

Wildcard (random headcanon)

(Updated: 7/3/24) My personal headcanon is (if you have a reproductive organ) that you cannot get pregnant, no matter how many times he fills you up, (logically) he can't get you pregnant. So you can go on and on the amout of times it without worrying. Though depending on the situation, Bowser really wants a kid with you, Unfortunately, that's not possible. Though he will consider the help from Kamek if its possible to create the child.

X-Xrays (what’s under there?)

Bigger than your average size. He’s girthy and huge. Has small three ridges and every time he gets turn on they get hard as well.

Y- Yearning (is there sex drive up or down?)

His sex drive is average, just like how a decent healthy relationship would be. But of course when his heating cycle comes… it’s out of the house, and doesn’t want no person to be beside you only him.

Z-Zzzz (does he sleep afterwards?)

He’ll cuddle with you, either trying to wrap his leg into yours or his tail. He doesn’t sleep until you do and just stared into your beauty, thinking how did someone ever fell in love with him? His life was peaceful and felt so loved by his partner who changed his life. He’ll always keep you close in fear of losing you.

I like Bowser :3

Hopefully I wrote this good, if you don’t agree with some of these that’s alright :D

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Hello Castlevania: Nocturne S2 ramble coming through! I just finished it half an hour ago and I'm going to make it everyone else's problem.

(Spoilers ahead! Both about Castlevania: Nocturne and the previous Castlevania sequence)

Specifically, I'm focusing on the shadowy entity we see in this season that Olrox calls "Old man coyote" and "Mephistopheles".

Because these two names are associated with tricksters kinda entities. So one would think "Oh, the Devil right?", like Mizrak did.

EXCEPT

Both Olrox and Juste didn't seem to believe it was the Devil. And when two of the oldest/with more life experience characters both seem dubious on something that otherwise looks pretty clear, usually it means there's more to it. Right? (Pretend I'm not going insane thankyou)

(Also, pay attention, saying "the Devil" and "a devil" isn't the same. The Devil, capital D, is the big bad of the Christian faith.)

Some people speculate this entity might be "Death" from the previous Castlevania continuity, the same that Trevor had killed.

Here's what bugs me. People call it Death, even though Trevor states clearly that the entity isn't Death itself. Which might sound weird if one isn't familiar with mythology! Unfortunately for all of you, I really like mythology and especially the death aspects of mythology.

So, why is "Death" not actually death? And if it isn't actual death, what is it?

Ever since I saw in Castlevania the scene where Trevor and Sypha come across the shrine dedicated to death, I thought the writers had decided to include the aspect of "keres".

"Howlite, what the fuck does keres mean?" GREAT QUESTION

"Keres" (singular, ker) is the name of the collective deities/personifications of violent and cruel death in Greek mythology. Sisters of Thanatos (god of death, though he's more precisely associated with non-violent death) and daughters of Nyx, they are described as women (usually depicted with dark wings) who would be present wherever blood was spilled.

HOWEVER: they did not hold the power to kill.

Which is why I thought it would be confirmed that the "Death" we see in S4 was a ker, since it didn't hold the power to kill on its own (it wanted to summon Dracula to do it), nor did it have any control on the afterlife (a ker isn't a ruler of the afterlife or its inhabitants), yet it demanded bloodshed.

And here is where ethymology comes in play!

Keres are more specifically considered "daemones", which in greek mythology loosely meant spirits who were not inherently good nor evil.

However, with the spreading of Christianism and the intervention of the Church to eradicate older religions, the term "daemon" was transformed into the modern "demon", which today means an evil entity whose purpose is to cause harm.

Now. Why is this important to us?

Because in Nocturne S2, Mizrak specifically seems to associate the dark entity to "the Devil". Orlox says it wasn't... however, what's close to the Devil, while also not being it? Demons, who are simply entities that the Church branded as evil because belonging to pagan religions. Sometimes, those demons were gods in their original setting, which would grant them a status on par with the (Christian) Devil. Anyway.

Demons.

Daemones.

Death daemones.

Death daemones that enjoy bloodshed.

Keres.

The train thought needs some oiling but it's not all conjecture.

Of course, Olrox specifically recognising our boogyeman as a malevolent trickster could be either to the sly nature of this ker (or possibly this collective of keres, since the shadow had a fluid, always changing shape, as if multiple entities were present at the same time), the way one would call an annoying, entitled woman "Karen", so to speak, OR due to his own biases, being unaware of what a ker is.

There's also a chance that in the Castlevania universe, the keres took many forms over the ages in order to survive. But this is already dipping into fanfiction world building/AU area.

Regardless, I am convinced that "Death" in the first Castlevania sequence was a ker. It makes sense, given the context clues and its objective.

For the entity in Castlevania: Nocturne jury is still out, it could be a ker but it could also be some other entity fucking around (and possibly finding out if we get a third season). Maybe they made up a general trickster guy that conforms both to North American native pantheon and Christian demonology and probably many other mythologies/religions.

However, given Olrox' life experience it could be his bias speaking, since he's likely unfamiliar with indo-european religions and belief systems; he knows of his own deities and those of other native american populations because he was born and raised there, living there until he came to Europe to kill Julia Belmont; he knows of Christianity because of the colonisers and it being the dominating religion in Europe at the time (and likely in America too by then). We don't see him talk much about Sekhmet or Egyptian culture either despite it being central to the story, which could further confirm this idea.

Adding to that, in CN it was clearly stated that "a god shouldn't cross into another's domain" (paraphrasing), so it would be a little contradictory to have Old man coyote and Mephistopheles being the same deity, despite belonging to completely different beliefs and separated populations. Also, small parenthesis, Mephistopheles wasn't even in the bible nor any of the Christian holy texts, he only appeared later in the legend of Faust and was from then used in following works of fiction and art as an archetype. Which... adds onto the "Olrox isn't an all knowing vampire and actually is affected by his own biases" theory.

Unless of course the CN writers have decided to disregard infernal entities' background entirely and just use them as "big bad evil guys"... which would be disappointing, but not surprising.

Anyway thank you for reading this, comment your thoughts (if you still have any and this word freight train didn't run your brains over, in which case I apologise; I struggle to words things clearly when I'm excited about them).

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Stu macher nsfw alphabet

a/n: i know this isn’t stu but come on matthew looked a little too good in slc punk and also not proofread!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It honestly depends. If he was on top he would give you endless praise and of course clean you up and rant about how much he loves you.

Now if you were on top he would expect you to do the same to him,he’s literally a baby in a man’s body

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his dick 100% i don’t even think i need to explain it. i guess you could say he’s pretty cocky about it

on you it’s your stomach or tits,no matter how big or small he loves using you as his personal pillow

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he thinks you look absolutely gorgeous with his cum all over your face but is terrified it would get in your eyes so he settles for on your back or tummy depending on the position.

if you let him he’ll cum inside and push it back inside you with his fingers 🤭

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

not a doubt in my mind he would ask billy to have a threesome with you guys like that might actually be his life goal

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i think he’s had his fair share of sexual encounters like he literally hugged/kissed some random girl as she was leaving the party so to say the least he definitely knows what he’s doing

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

i’m torn between two

missionary-i know it’s basic butttt whenever he’s close he likes to tease you and moan in your ear

cowgirl-absolutely loves to grab your hips and move you against him nkt to mention he loves seeing your tits bounce bonus points if you make out with him while in this position

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

50/50

if it’s for a special occasion he’ll crack a few jokes but he will mainly focus on your pleasure but if it’s nothing special he will for sure crack jokes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i think he keeps himself trimmed but never shaved completely and if you insist he’ll shave but not without a lot of bitching

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

i can see him lighting a few candles and maybe some rose petals but nothing more then that and he’ll only do this if it’s your birthday or some other occasion

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he jerks off atleast once a day,sometimes more. and you have caught him before but this man has absolutely no shame and didn’t stop if anything it’ll turn him on more knowing you’re watching

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

knives-if he’s submissive he will beg you to carve your name into his thigh or anywhere else they only you can see. sometimes he’ll even ask you to hold it to his neck

choking- if you’re riding him he will go feral if you choke him same with letting him choke you while in missionary

praise-will praise the shit out of you no matter what you are doing but he does it more whenever you’re giving him head

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

will not hesitate to pull you into a empty classroom and fuck you in there but prefers a bed or even a car if either of you guys have one

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

anything you wear will turn him on instantly whether is tight or loose,he loves seeing all of your curves in tight clothes but the thought of having sex with you in a oversized shirt turns him on just as much

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

definitely a very clean guy so i don’t think he’d like anything that could get him dirty so bodily fluids are out of the question (except for blood obviously)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

amazing at giving head but at the same time he enjoys receiving so i would say it’s a 50/50

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s the happy medium between fast and slow but if he’s in a bad mood he’ll go fast unless he’s trying to tease you and if that’s the case he will go painstakingly slow

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

is the king at quickies,he will fuck you anywhere and anytime

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

most definitely, this goes back to location like he would literally fuck you anywhere if he’s horny enough

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

id say a good 3 rounds if he’s ontop probably the same amour if he was bottoming but wouldn’t lash as long

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i physically cannot see this man using any toys but he would be fine with you maybe using a vibrator on him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he will tease you anytime he has the chance but his favorite is in public he will always finger you under the desk or table and if you’re needy enough he’ll take you to the bathroom

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he gets louder the closer he gets like at first it’s low moans but the closer he gets it’s more like whines and high pitched moans

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he’s thought about breaking into your house and fucking you in his ghostface costume but he figured 1. you’d be scared if a serial killer breaks in 2. you’d tell the cops its him and 3. he doesn’t wanna know if you’d willingly have sex with someone who isn’t him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i think he has a really skinny cock idk why but he’s about average size maybe a little bit above

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high sex drive like would fuck you all day if he could

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he makes sure you’re at the bare minimum okay but after that he goes straight to sleep and worries about aftercare a little too late (when he wakes up) but it’s okay because it’s stu

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NSFW Alphabet - current, Axl Rose

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A = Aftercare

I feel like he'd try, maybe give you a bath depending on his mood

B = Body Part

His favorite body part on you is your thighs, doesn't matter how big or small. His favorite part from his own body is arms, like he can just pick you up, pin you to a wall and rail you <33

C = Cum

He loves to cum on your thighs, or chest. Either makes him happy, but if you want it some where else he'll happily do that :3

D = Dirty Secret

So wants to have a threesome with you, maybe slash? Don't know, he just wants to.

E = Experience

He knows what he's doing, he obviously doesn't treat you like a groupie. He knows how to pleasure you, not just himself.

F = Favorite Position

Missionary, and maybe doggystyle. Basic man

G = Goofy

Depends, if it's drunk sex, he's off the rails giggling and crap. If y'all are into it and serious, he's serious. Man wants to please you.

H = Hair

Drapes match the carpets, maybe a little darker down below. But he's not that hairy, has a little small happy tail but is well groomed.

I = Intimacy

Again, this man wants to please you. He's romantic, unless it a quick fuck.

J = Jack off

Likes when you jerk him off, would die for you to do that to him.

K = Kink

He has a daddy kink, loves when you call him daddy. Plus a height difference kink, short king loves shorter gals, pals, and nals (idk it just rhymes)

L = Location

Bedroom, but will do it ANYWHERE. bathroom, kitchen, ect.

M = Motivation

Head, small and tight outfits, revealing outfits, and you in general.

N = No

Hurt you (spank is okay), any other icky body fluids, ECT.

O = Oral

He loves watching you give him head, but fucking loves. LOVES. Making you squeal as he eats you out of something.

P = Pace

Depends, baby making? Soft, sweet, and sensual. You want it rough? Lord he gives you it.

Q = Quickie

Hates em', will do it if it's before a show or something.

R = Risk

Loves taking a risk, it's his favorite thing, also doesn't care if y'all are caught, will keep going.

S = Stamina

Can and will go for about 3-5 rounds, only on good days. He does get tired quickly.

T = Toys

Used to own a Fleshlight, threw it out, had a vibrator for you.

U = Unfair

Loves teasing you, it's his favorite thing to do, loves watching you squirm as he does it. Lord, makes you beg to cum.

V = Volume

Low grunts, soft whimpers, does moan sometimes.

W = Wild card

Nibbles you, like soft nibbles at your neck.

X = X-ray

Maybe about 5 1/2 inches? A little curved upwards, small happy trail, groomed well, his tip is a slight lighter colors from the rest.

Y = Yearning/sex drive

Would go forever but he gets tired quickly, maybe 2-3 rounds, maybe.

Z = Zzz

Lets you sleep first, then sleeps after you.