#biker!theo

[jjsstars]

// scireo biker au! //

|| wip — on my body like a tattoo

|| tags — biker!kira, biker!theo, biker!scott, mechanic!theo, tattoo artist!kira, vet!scott, established relationship

It’s not till Theo rolls to a stop at the bar his partners said they wanted to go to that he realizes he lost them somewhere on the drive over. He winces internally, taking his helmet off while watching how Kira and Scott come pulling in.

“Asshole! What was that?” Kira’s first to whip into the parking space beside Theo, an arched brow and unimpressed face when her helmet gets pulled off.

“Uh—.” There’s nothing Raeken can say, he gets so caught up in his head while riding he often forgets that he has people following him. And he likes speed, a lot of it, unlike Scott who prefers to stay riding at the speed limit. Kira would argue that Scott’s just following the law but Theo finds it rather annoying to stay at such a “slow” pace.

“Babe you really gotta slow down, you swerve around cars like you’re invincible.” Scott’s tone is much softer than Kira’s. Theo almost says that he’d heal if he got hit, and that Scott’s a veterinarian so he’d know how to fix Theo anyways, but he keeps his mouth shut.

“I know, I’m sorry. Wanna go in now?” He flashes the best smile he can and thankfully, Kira and Scott grin back. Hopefully he won’t be stuck sleeping on the couch tonight.

[suugarbabe]

in response to biker Theo - def sons of anarchy biker like oh my lordddddd i need it now

- X

ugh, Theo in any type of possessive scenario i'm weak for. Imagine him in an old white t-shire, leather vest overtop with his bike gangs emblem on the back. Just the best fitting black jeans on his thighs and leather biker books.

you sitting behind him, arms wrapped around his waist, cinched tightly together, he's got one hand on the handlebars, the other holding onto your clasped hands. your cheek pressed against his back, feeling the rumble of the bike roll up his body.

[donotdestroy]

Sons of Anarchy cast interviewed by Russell Brand 2012

[realityescapee01]

That One Time Stiles Decided to be Stupid

One-Shot | Steo | Stiles / Theo

-Do not get in a stranger's car-

One of the many "do-not-do" items on Stiles' list. Because it's stupid to do so. And dangerous. The stranger could be a serial killer.

But here he is, "in a stranger's car" because he's late for his first day at work.

But it was kinda hard to say no because the stranger looks good. Too good.

Stiles struggled with his tie and almost stumbled putting on his leather shoes. He grabbed a sandwich and bolted out his apartment. He ate on his way to the bus stop.

And he watched the bus just leave without him.

"Fuck!!! Fucker! Shit!" -Stiles dropped his sandwich, looked at his watch and the bus that just left.

He debated if he'd chase the bus to the next stop or just wait for the next bus... either way he's late.

But he decided to chase after the bus. And half way in, it proved it wasn't a good idea to do wearing leather shoes.

Stiles was catching his breath and feeling the oncoming blisters on his feet.

"Need a lift?"

A stranger, with muscular arms, a top a cool big bike, asked him.

"W-What?" -Stiles got distracted by the "guns".

"Do you need a ride?"

"Oh."

Me? Getting in a stranger's car? In this case, getting on a stranger's motorbike? Because I'm late? A hot stranger's motorbike? No-

"Y-Yeah." -Stiles just agreed.

"Well, hop on."

Stiles' brain said no no no, but his feet are already walking him towards the helmet, black pants, tank top clad stranger.

Stiles sat behind the stranger and held onto his shoulders.

"Uh-uh. That won't do. My waist is better."

"W-What?" -Stiles got distracted, again, by the stranger's scent this time. He smells so good.

"I said, if you don't want to fall off, hold onto my waist."

"Oh, okay then." -Stiles did. He wrapped his arms around the stranger's waist. And they started to drive off.

"Theo."

"What?"

"My name's Theo."

"Oh, alright. Theo-!!!"

Stiles' screamed as Theo sped off. Leaning down the big bike, making Stiles lean down onto his back too.

They were zipping through lanes and cars and Stiles was starting to regret getting on the bike. No matter how good what his hands were feeling.

Theo's waist is narrow. And he could feel Theo's toned sides and abs through the cottony soft tank top.

They're nearing a traffic stop and Stiles believed Theo would run it, but he didn't. They stopped and Stiles just noticed that he was holding his breath all this time. He came up to catch a breath.

"You okay, back there?" -Theo checked up on him.

"Y-Yeah. I'm good."

Stiles couldn't tell if Theo was laughing or something. The helmet tint is so dark.

"Care to tell me your name?"

"Stiles. I'm Stiles."

"Stiles... cute."

The traffic light is about to change and Stiles felt Theo revving up the big bike.

"Hold on tight, Stiles."

"What are you gonna do?!? Wait! wai-"

As the light turned green, Theo revved up and lifted the front tire. Making Stiles hold onto his chest just to not fall off.

Theo smiled to himself, he got Stiles' hands where he wants them.

He got the front tire down and continued driving. And he was pleased when Stiles didn't move his hands away from his chest.

Stiles felt Theo's pecs. And it was glorious. Stiles love pecs. He dare gave them a little squeeze. Just a teenie tiny very subtle squeeze which he hoped Theo didn't feel.

Theo stopped right in front Stiles work building.

"Here we are."

Stiles hopped off the bike then realized he didn't tell Theo where he's headed.

"How'd you know?"

Theo pointed at Stiles' ID.

"Oh... well, thanks." Stiles looked at his watch and he's just in time. "Gotta go!"

Theo just nodded and waved.

As Stiles boarded the elevator, he kept thinking of Theo.

He's curious what's under the shirt. And the helmet. He's thinking if the face matches the fit body.

The elevator dings and off he goes to his first day at work.

And being distracted is always not good especially in your first day.

"Thinking about that biker guy?"

"W-What?!?" Stiles was pulled out from daydreaming.

He looked up and saw an office mate. A very good-looking office mate.

"You are!" the guy laughed.

"Excuse me, who are you?!?" Stiles blushed.

The guy scoffed and leaned closer to Stiles.

"I felt that... your little squeeze of my chest."

"T-Theo?!?!?"

Theo just smiled. "Do you mind, hold onto this for me." Theo then sat his helmet on Stiles' desk.

Stiles has his mouth gaping. That is Theo.

And the face matches the body.

Stiles took the helmet and set it at the corner of his desk. Then a piece of paper fell out.

His name, a number, and then Theo's name.

Stiles smiled to himself...

He took out his phone, opened notes and crossed off:

-Do not get in/on a stranger's car/motorbike-

And then he scrolled a little more down the list...

-Do not have sex within the first day of meeting-

Stiles grinned at it because he's pretty sure he's gonna cross it off later.

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[imaginedreamwrite]

Will Theo and James ever get a sibling?

I think Theo & James would have two siblings (twins or others wise) and they would be the first to ask

They see some of the other members girlfriends/wives having babies and they ask Curtis & Mousey if they’re gonna have a baby

After the first, they’re completely enamoured and protective of their sibling and when enough time passed they ask them for another

[godblooded]

tag drop onward continuation!

[ashisgreedy]

Theo Nott x F!Reader "Revved"

Modern AU Biker!Theo

Tags: SMUT 18+ MDNI | Established Relationship | Forced Orgasm/Made to Cum | Multi O’s | Overstimulation | F!Penetration | Motorcycle Stimulation/Sex | Outdoor Sex | Oneshot | Chars over 21+ |

A|N: At the end

WC: 3272

Sum: Her Biker boyfriend, Theodore, takes her on a ride on his motorcycle. However, the bike feels a bit too good… making her feel all kinds of pleasure as they race down the winding roads.

She rapidly swipes an extra coat of mascara on her lashes upon hearing a knock on the door. She tosses the tube back in her makeup bag and gives herself a final once-over in the mirror.

A more insistent knock echoes just as she approaches the door.

“I’m coming!” She shouts, checking out the peephole to make sure it’s who she thinks it is.

She recognizes his messy brown waves and his signature sunglasses. Throwing open the door, she pulls him in for a hug. “Hey!”

Theo smiles as he hugs her tight. “Hey, bella.” He holds his motorcycle helmet in one hand and wraps his free arm tight around her waist. “Are you ready to go?” He looks down at her as he rubs her lower back

“Yeah, let me just grab my helmet and we can be off.”

The two share a quick kiss before she reaches for the helmet on the coffee table in her living room. His smile lingers a touch longer than usual, prompting her to narrow her eyes in suspicion.

“You’re earlier than you said you’d be.” Her gaze slides to him after glancing at the clock on the wall.

“No traffic.” Theo returns the look.

Holding her helmet, an exact match to the one Theo is clutching—a gift from him on their last anniversary—she leads him out the door.

“What’s that look on your face?” She tries to see his blue eyes beyond the dark sunglasses. His smirk grew the closer they got to his bike.

“What look? I always look like this.” He chews the gum in his mouth to one side.

She knew him well enough to know something was up. “What’s going on, Theo? What are you up to?”

“Nothing,” He puts on his helmet, hiding the grin he’s sporting. “I can’t be happy to see my girl?”

She narrows her eyes again before putting on her own helmet. Theo climbs onto his bike and waits for her to do the same.

“I suppose…” She's only halfway convinced. Despite that, she decides to let it go for the moment, fully aware that she'll revisit the topic later, perhaps after their first pit stop.

Silently, he waits for her to mount his bike. It's a routine they've repeated a dozen times, exploring the city and venturing into the mountains together. The scenery never fails to amaze her, and the sheer excitement of speeding down the road with the wind in her hair never loses its thrill.

Theo glances back, keeping a watchful eye to ensure she doesn't struggle while swinging her leg over the bike. Earlier, he had suggested she wear a flowy skirt for their evening ride. It was normal for him to request certain clothing items from her. However, as she attempts to arrange the ends of the fabric under her legs on the seat, she's already regretting the choice. The skirt proved to be a bit of a challenge for a motorcycle ride. Mindful of avoiding any unintentional flashing to passers-by, she took her time ensuring every part was neatly tucked in.

Theo was patient and waited for her to tap his shoulder to indicate she was ready since the helmet muffled her voice.

Tonight's plan was to take a ride along the meandering roads leading toward the mountains just as the sun began to set. It had been some time since they last took this route, and she was excited to see the breathtaking views again.

Once satisfied with her modesty, she tapped his shoulder and wrapped her arms around his waist.

Theo braced the bike and the engine roared to life. Nestling her face into his black leather jacket, she inhaled the familiar oaky fragrance that mingled with the metallic scent of the open air, creating a comforting warmth in her chest. With her knees snug against the back of his jean-clad thighs, she readied herself for acceleration.

A thunderous rev echoed as he zoomed down the street, sending her heart racing with adrenaline. She smiled wide from ear to ear as he picked up speed.

In the blink of an eye, her neighborhood vanished, and they found themselves on the expansive open road. The sky painted in hues of blues, oranges, and pinks washed over the landscape. He took a right turn and then they were off on the long stretch toward the mountains where he picked up speed.

She held on to him tight, keeping her weight on the bike's center. Her hands idly rubbed his chest while she enjoyed the surrounding scenery—countless trees and valleys on one side and massive mountains on the other.

At a red light, Theo reached up to his chest, gently intertwining his fingers with hers. Hugging him from behind, she showed her affection through 'I love you' squeezes. He reciprocated, squeezing her hand in return.

They entered the mountain roads, speeding past forests and lesser-known hiking trails, with no car in sight for miles. It was nice getting away from it all, leaving behind the stresses of the week as they sped past streetlights gradually illuminating their path.

Beneath her, the bike hummed pleasantly, the absence of her usual thick denim pants allowing her to feel the vibrations more intimately. Then Theo revved the engine, and the sensation escalated to something pleasurable. The vibrations surged through her like an electric current, causing a blush to creep across her cheeks.

The only thing between her clit and the seat was her cotton panties. She breathed through it and tried to relax against his back.

The engine revved higher and her fingers dug into his chest. She held him in a vice grip and shifted in her seat. The bike wavered and Theo turned his head for a moment to look back at her. He quickly moved his gaze to the road and continued the ride.

The bike seat’s vibration felt even more incredible. She shifted minutely, trying not to make the bike come unbalanced but the assault on her clit was becoming too much.

He sped off down the mountain road, but she wasn’t paying attention to the beautiful scenery anymore.

Her legs were shaking and her stomach muscles clenched as shockwaves rippled through her core. The orgasm hit her like a bus. She gasped and clung to Theo, fighting the urge not to rock her hips for some delicious added friction.

The pleasant release was quickly thwarted when the bike's unrelenting vibrations assaulted her now oversensitive clit.

She couldn’t stop the moans that escaped her as another orgasm was pulled from her. Her thighs clamped down on the bike as her body pulsed. Her cries of pleasure were audible in the wind as one orgasm melted into another and another.

The seat and her panties were soaked from the wetness making it harder to stay on. She felt herself sliding, but the death grip she had on Theodore kept her centered.

She must have been knocking the air out of his lungs with the strength of her grip but there had been no reaction from him at all, even when she screamed in pleasure.

The vibrations changed slightly giving her a break from the strong ones she’d been accosted with, and the orgasms finally stopped. She was sweating and gasping for breath.

She smacked his chest and could feel his body rumble with laughter. She smacked him again and he revved the engine higher and, oh, fuck… he was doing this on purpose.

Her clit throbbed to the point of pain as her body responded to the higher vibrations. She was on the brink of madness as more orgasms piled on top of one another.

She started paying attention to her surroundings again when the bike began to slow, striking gravel. Her panting was more audible without the motorcycle engine and wind whipping past to drown her out. Rapid breaths fogged the visor of her helmet.

The bike came to a stop on the side of the road next to an impressive view of the mountains and forested valley below.

She was limp against his back as the bike came to a halt. Small tremors ran through her body with every breath she took. He cut off the bike but her body hummed with the ghost of the intense vibrations.

Theo waited a moment before carefully peeling her hand off his chest. The kickstand came down and he slid off the bike. Removing his helmet revealed his messy brown waves. He spit out his gum onto the gravel and set the helmet down carefully.

As he walked around to her, he wore a shit-eating grin.

She glared at him, but it wasn’t effective with the helmet on her head. She yanked it off and Theo carefully took it from her, setting it on the ground next to his.

Her hair was a mess sticking to her sweaty forehead, her cheeks sporting a deep red blush, and her lips plump and swollen from biting them.

“You did that on purpose!” She spat, placing her hands in front of her on the seat to hold herself up.

He lifted his brows with a smirk.

“How many times?” Theo asked in a cool tone.

“What!?” She huffed, still glaring at her boyfriend.

"How many times did you cum on my bike? How many?" He took off his sunglasses and hooked them in his back pocket. He wouldn’t need them again tonight as the sun was setting. She could see the spark of excitement in his eyes.

"I…. I don't know.." she adjusted in the seat and felt how slick it was.

She was in a state and wanted him to be just as much of a frazzled mess as she was.

Her legs were like jelly as she tried to stand. She would not be embarrassed by the wetness she left on the seat, she refused.

Before she could get off the bike, Theo crouched down and looked at her at eye level.

His eyes looked almost predatory as his finger slid over her bare thigh. Her skin ignited with his touch as he moved up and up, pushing her skirt the farther he went.

She could feel the slickness all over her thighs and knew her panties were absolutely done for.

“How many?” His tone was serious, sending shivers down her spine.

She held her breath as his fingers reached the soaked fabric. He pushed where her clit was and her body jerked.

“I-I don’t know! …I lost count.” She trembled under his touch and gaze.

He hummed and a small smile tugged at his lips.

“Get off the bike, amore mio.” He raked his hand through his messy hair as he stood and waited for her.

She tried again but her legs were trembling so much it took her a moment. Her skirt was sticking to her thighs and she looked a mess.

Theo helped her, placing his hand on her waist and guiding her off the bike. Her feet slid on the gravel as he pulled her against his body.

“You made a mess of my seat.” His lips twitched in a smirk.

It was very obvious just how much of a mess she’d made thanks to the state of the dehydrated leather.

The world tilted and her chest was pressed down to the wet seat, ass in the air. She braced her hands on the bike to hold herself up.

Theo flipped up her skirt and tugged her panties down to her ankles. Then his mouth was on her and she gasped. He licked her wet slit eagerly, pushing her thighs apart to go deeper, to lick more of her. He latched his lips on her clit and he sucked hard.

She fell apart, legs trembling as she gasped his name. She ached, but the release by his toungue was well worth it.

He lapped at her until she was soaked anew, making her aching cunt quiver. She was a blubbering mess, writhing in the firm grip he had on her thighs. She hissed as he dug his fingers into her leg, pressing harder, keeping her in place. He held her apart and ate her out more lively than she’d ever seen.

Theo moaned against her pussy and she arched her back. His tongue felt like sin and she couldn’t form words.

"The way you taste…" Theo didn't comment further. He just hummed a satisfied sound.

A cool burst of air struck her dripping heat and she groaned at the loss of his mouth.

She faintly heard the sound of a zipper over her own hysterics. Then the thick head of his cock pressed against her wet aching hole and her whimpering became begging.

“Oh! Yes, please!”

“Gods,” He murmured

Theo pressed in and the blunt head of his cock popped inside her tight entry.

He took far too long to press his cock into her. She wanted to be filled, she was begging for it, dammit!

He sucked in a breath and grabbed her hips firmly. He pulled her body, forcing her to take him to the hilt as he stood completely still.

It was a snug fit and he waited a moment, lightly rocking his hips while her body accommodated him. Her feet slid on the gravel trying to find purchase.

Theo angled himself and then struck that one spot that counted. He wasn’t gentle with her, his thrusts were hard and fast as his fingers dug into her hips.

“I have every intention of fucking you until you scream.” His voice was gruff as he slammed home over and over.

She knew what he was capable of. He would absolutely fuck her until nothing else existed but his hand digging into her hips, his cock filling her pussy, and her voice horse from screaming in pleasure.

Thank fuck they were in the middle of nowhere on a lesser-known road. She wasn’t capable of caring a single bit if a van full of camera-caring tourists drove by at this moment and watched. She wasn’t herself and neither was Theo. He fucked her primally, rough and hard.

She had no idea how the strength of his thrusts hadn’t tipped over the bike, she certainly wasn't helping matters. Her walls fluttered with the relentless pleasure and Theo hissed. She could feel it… she was right there yet again.

“Cum,” He growled. He panted as he yanked her hips back in tune with his thrusts.

It was like a switch was flipped and she was flying, screaming, cuming so fucking hard around his cock. Her whole body shook from the force of the orgasm, the bike and Theo’s vice grip being the only things to keep her upright as he continued to fuck her.

His strokes were long and gentle as she rode out the last of her climax. She was almost sobbing, moaning in pleasure, and feeling the pain of just how overworked her poor pelvic muscles were. She was going to be sore for days.

She whimpered, catching her breath, and finally looked up to see the gorgeous view before them. Gods, she wished she cared, she really did, but he was picking up speed again. The wet sounds of skin on skin and her cries echoing were the only noises around.

She pressed her forehead to the seat and hung on for dear life. He pulled her hips to meet his thrusts and she was grateful. Her legs were so weak, there was no possible way she could do it on her own. She lived for the soft grunts that escaped him, his small moans and heavy breaths as he used her body to seek his own pleasure.

He squeezed her hips again, digging his fingers in hard. She couldn’t possibly cum again, but he reached around and started teasing her clit, and… fine! She guessed she could cum again, and, gods, it hurt so fucking good.

Her vision went blurry and her eyes filled with actual tears.

Theo's grasp tightened one final time, his hips meeting hers with a resounding slap. A moan escaped him, and he pressed his chest against her back, his heart racing as he gently rocked his hips.

Tears fell from her eyes and she tried wiping them off on her sleeve. It was too much from the start. All that was left of her mind was a ball of mush.

He panted into her hair as he caught his breath. Her heart pounded against the seat, blood rushing and throbbing behind her eardrums.

Finally, Theo released his bruising grip from her hips and rested his forearms on the seat, caging her in with his arms.

A quiet moment passed over them as they caught their breath. Theo began leaving soft kisses all over the back of her neck. He nipped behind her ear, making her tremble once again.

Wetness started cooling on her thighs as they settled there. She wanted nothing more than to be back at home in her bed with him, curled up and falling asleep in his arms.

Theo exhaled and stood up, pulling out of her more carefully than usual. She nearly fell to her knees but he caught her. He chuckled, pulling her close, his arm wrapping around her waist as he glanced down at her. His chest rose and fell rapidly, a smile playing at the corners of his lips.

She adored the way his brown waves clung to his forehead, and his cheeks displayed a delightful rosy hue. While he wasn't as disheveled as she was, it was still satisfying to see.

“Think you can survive the ride back?” He gently kissed her forehead.

“Do NOT do that thing again!”

He laughed and picked up her helmet off the gravel. “Fine, fine.” He smirked.

“How did you even figure something like that out!?” She took her helmet from him.

“One of the guys mentioned that a bike could rev at just the right frequency for-”

“Okay, okay,” She cut him off. Of course it was his friends. They were always giving him the most insane advice. She glared at him for good measure before putting her helmet back on, making sure it was the last thing he saw.

He threw her a rag from his back pocket for her to clean herself, then picked up her panties from the ground, swiftly tucking them into his jacket pocket.

Theo smiled wider and kissed the forehead portion of her helmet before placing his back on.

“…So romantic,” She said in a monotone voice, taking the rag to her thighs then to the seat.

He observed as she cleaned up, resting his arms on the bike handles before pointing to her inner thigh. “Missed a spot.”

She smacked his arm away. “Start the bike, Asshole!”

His laugh rumbled from under the helmet, then the bike roared to life.

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A|N: I like how the first words she says are the entire theme of the fic. That was a total accident.

Thank you for reading!

If you recognize the story, I wrote this for Seb a while back as well. It’s also inspired by a fic I read 5 years ago.

[monstersandmaw]

what are the Supernatural biker group sexualty?

Ooh! Ok, here's a breakdown for you.

Some things have moved a little away from the original post I did, as the stories have grown and evolved, but not by much.

In the same order as on that post:

Pumpkin (dullahan) - pan

Dad/Hank (older werewolf) - straight(??)

Hot Shot/Theo (werewolf) - bi, demi-romantic

Pixie (banshee) - lesbian

Pickle (half-goblin) - ??? I'm not sure they know either

Barbie (ghost) - bi, more attracted to women though

Coco (succubus) - lesbian, ace

Demon (demon) - pan

Ariel (merman) - gay

Ninja (mimic) - (they belong to @minty-20202 now so I'm not sure)

Țepeș (vampire) - straight (probably???)

Oats (the 'dad-bod' kelpie) - bi/pan

Demon's story is available exclusively to Patreon supporters here (chpts 1-4 published, more to follow)

Oats' Part One is here on Patreon, but free for all to access now

Țepeș x f. character is also free to access here now after having been a Patreon exclusive.

Hope that helps! Thanks for asking :)

[dhr-ao3]

The Name Mix-Up

The Name Mix-Up https://ift.tt/mSdJh47 by slytherin_siren Hermione Granger had aspired to be an author since she was a little girl. That aspiration finally came true, but with the pen name of Emma Jean, only her close friends knew it was her until someone looked her up. She wasn't trying to hide behind the pen name, she just liked the idea of one as a writer. It was all fun and games until a name mix-up got her caught in between two best friends, figuratively and literally. Draco Malfoy, the mysterious tattoo artist who her best friend Ginny introduced her to as Hermione, and Theo Nott, who was sent by her shop neighbor with a bouquet for Emma. Words: 198, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson, Neville Longbottom Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Muggle, Social Media, Texting, Tattooed Draco Malfoy, Tattooed Theodore Nott, Biker Draco Malfoy, Biker Theodore Nott, Tattoo Artist Draco Malfoy, Musician Theodore Nott, Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship, Theodore Nott & Pansy Parkinson Friendship, Pansy Parkinson & Ginny Weasley Friendship, Explicit Sexual Content, Theo is a Little Shit, Writer Hermione Granger, Florist Neville Longbottom, Teacher Harry Potter, Football | Soccer Player Ginny Weasley, Fashion Designer Pansy Parkinson via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/HCIQxmo August 22, 2024 at 11:13PM

[sitp-recs]

Hi! I recently read Here’s Looking At You Kid by MesserMoon and loved it. It was a rarepair I’ve never heard of (George/Blaise), and I wanted to ask: do you have any fav fics featuring rarepairs that are practically unknown/no one talks about them? Thank you!

Hi anon! I’ve heard great things about this fic, was even thinking about reading it on my trip but I ended up taking a break from fandom too 🤣 I’m a bit hesitant to declare this or that ship as popular/non-popular bc perception is often deceiving - my Tumblr bubble talks a lot about some rare pairs that are not necessarily popular on AO3 (like Harry/Teddy, here’s a specific list if anyone’s interested) while other ships are not as popular here but have over 1k fics (like Harry/Pansy). In the end I didn’t want to overthink this so I just went for my favorite fics — there are quite a few het ships and they are not generally long; I like my rare pairs short & smutty like the doctor ordered 👍🏼 lastly, I wanna mention two authors who write a variety of excellent rare pairs: pauraque and AU champion provocative_envy. You can’t go wrong with any of their fics!

Harry's Pots by HenryMercury (G, 1.8k) - Harry/Dean

Dean goes to art school in the States for four years and when he comes back Harry bloody Potter has become a maker and merchant of ceramics.

Between the Houses by @thesleepiesthufflepuff (E, 2k) - Dean/Charlie

He paused on the doormat, taking out the ring that he’d stowed away several hours ago. Its white golden band caught on the amber light coming from the torches that lined the road of houses, and nestled in the middle of the ring was a circular moonstone that had belonged to his great-great-grandmother.

They Bought A Sports Bar by @fw00shy (T, 2.2k) - Ginny/Cho

Ginny buys a sports bar (run-down biker pub, really) and ropes Cho into helping out. They're just business partners, so why does everyone else think they're more?

lace and scars by tryslora (E, 2.2k) - Lavender/Hermione

No one can wear lace like Lavender can.

Up the Road by @ruinsplume (T, 2.6k) - Tonks/Charlie

The best way, Tonks thinks, would be to take the initiative herself. But it has to be a boy she can stand to ask, one who won’t laugh at her, one who might actually agree to what Tonks knows is a preposterous situation, even if she can’t say exactly why.

Hand Check by provocative_envy (T, 2.7k) - Theo/Blaise

“I’m just . . .” Blaise trails off, realizing he probably doesn’t need to explain to Nott why he’s buying lube. Except—he wants to. He wants to explain to Nott why he’s buying lube. In detail. Graphic detail. Exceptional detail. He wants to demonstrate, wants to show off, wants to outline all the ways he’s uniquely qualified to take care of Nott, all the reasons he’s uniquely capable of taking care of Nott. How he can do it better. Do it best. “Yeah.”

Drip, Honey, Drip by tamlane (E, 3k) - Lily Luna/Michael Corner

Lily's boss catches her daydreaming on a Friday afternoon. He thinks there could be a business opportunity in it, and he wants to hear more. Sequel here.

Seasonal by provocative_envy (M, 3.4k) - Narcissa/Charlie

Charlie’s balls-to-the-wall stupid gap year finally sputters to a grinding, inauspicious halt somewhere in the rural Tuscan countryside.

Mothering Sunday by pauraque (T, 3.6k) - Astoria/Narcissa

Narcissa always wanted a little girl of her own, and Astoria never really had a proper Mum. Together they build something that neither of them ever knew was possible.

Boyfriend Dick by fw00shy (E, 3.8k) - Pansy/Percy

Percy was the Parkinson accountant. He had no business babysitting Pansy on her birthday yacht. Pansy was turning twenty-one. She was a bloody adult, and she was going to prove it to everyone by fucking the Weasley nerd.

Her Life in Dreams and Wakefulness by rillalicious (M, 4.2k) - Luna/Gabrielle

The first time she has the dream, Gabrielle is sixteen years old.

Life During Wartime by ruinsplume (E, 4.6k) - Sirius/Charlie

Between worrying about whether his father will recover from the snake bite and being jam-packed into Grimmauld Place with a family that doesn't understand him, Charlie's having a rough time of it. Fortunately for him, Sirius is going to smooth things out.

The Secret Incantation by pauraque (E, 5k) - Sirius/Hermione

This is what she wants. This is what he needs.

Puddlemere’s New Man by mindabbles (E, 6k) - Teddy/Oliver

Teddy is willing to put in the work. He’s willing to practice twice as hard as anyone else, except that no one can out-work Oliver — a fact that Teddy finds he doesn’t mind in the least.

Postscript by provocative_envy (T, 6.5k) - Harry/Pansy

Pansy is getting married for all the wrong reasons, and then she meets Harry.

On the Same Side by rillalicious (M, 7.5k) - Teddy/Charlie

Teddy is heading to Romania to protest a proposed anti-dragon law. He finds an interesting ally there.

testosterone (sounds like a spell) by pauraque (E, 8k) - Justin/Hannah 🏳️‍⚧️

Justin never returned to Hogwarts after the Death Eaters came. He's found that the Muggle world offers other kinds of transfiguration — a body alchemy far more powerful than any magic spell. Sometimes he wonders if anyone even remembers that once, years ago, he was a novice wizard.

Of The Race That Knows Joseph by scoradh (E, 8.4k) - Remus/Regulus

When dead men walk and badgers give you sarcastic looks, it's time to re-evaluate what it means to be a werewolf.

Hopelessly Devoted To You by @writcraft (E, 10k) - Harry/George

Harry and George watch a lot of musicals and accidentally fall in love.

like the lost lyrics of a song suddenly remembered by @lqtraintracks (E, 11k) - Teddy/Bill, Teddy/James

Teddy Lupin, aging rockstar, is making a comeback after his life and career were nearly ruined by an illegal potions habit. Everyone's out to support him tonight. Including the man he's always tried so hard not to love -- as well as the man he's always turned to instead.

Burned Silk, Buckled Leather by ruinsplume (E, 12k) - Draco/Sirius

When Sirius discovers a down-and-out Draco Malfoy lurking around the edges of a Muggle kink club, he thinks he knows just what Draco needs. He isn't expecting to run into some long-buried needs of his own.

The Hollow by @wolfpants (E, 12k) - Draco/Remus

They both drink, and Remus wonders how much longer he can stay here. His eyes are already moving around slowly, looking for an escape. Anything to get away from the eerily familiar slope of Draco’s cheekbones, from the richness of the voice that sounds so much like the ghost inside his own head.

Still the pine-woods scent the moon by @fluxweeed (E, 15k) - Harry/Remus

You’ve learned to ignore the stench of perpetual horniness that Harry—twenty years old and finally free—exudes. That is, until you walk into the kitchen of Grimmauld Place and find him naked, spread over the table, with Draco Malfoy pounding into him from behind.

Rebirth (Coming Home) by @onbeinganangel (T, 16k) - Harry/Regulus

Harry’s decrepit House Elf is dying. If things were normal, that would be a sad but ultimately natural thing. However, he’s Harry Potter and — of bloody course — nothing can ever be normal. Why shouldn’t Kreacher’s death have to involve Draco Malfoy, who Harry hasn’t seen in two years, and Regulus Black, who Harry has thought was dead for over twenty years?

The Werewolf Handbook, Page 147 by Snegurochka (E, 20k) - Teddy/Bill

Everyone knows that when a person with any werewolf blood reaches 21, untamed sexual urges will manifest themselves and require an outlet. It's a fact. No question about it. The Werewolf Handbook says so, right there on page 147.

Mirror, Mirror by @orange-peony (E, 23k) - George/Lee

George feels a wave of relief washing over him at the thought that he still has time, that he can still get his shit together and stop feeling so utterly broken every single moment of the day, and then maybe he will be good enough for Lee.

Within These Walls by sara_holmes (E, 24k) - Draco/Seamus

Torture, rebellion, war and Draco Malfoy. Seamus won't even know where to start telling this story if they all make it out the other side.

Spring Street by rillalicious (T, 25k) - Harry/Pansy

Harry's been undercover for eight years, on a case that's going nowhere fast. Then Pansy Parkinson is kidnapped, and everything changes.

The Sketchbook by Snegurochka (E, 30k) - Teddy/Sirius

Sketching portraits of Sirius Black had been Teddy's way of avoiding life in the present for years. He never expected one of them would come to life, but then, he might have known that interacting with any kind of magical parchment invented by a Marauder would only open up one epic can of worms.

you will burn right now but then you won't regret it by @thistlecatfics (M, 32k) - Tonks/Fleur

Eight years after Voldemort’s defeat, as the illegal potions trade ravages England and the government intensifies lycanthropic restrictions in response, Fleur and Tonks join forces to uncover corruption in the Ministry.

The NottPott Chronicles by @amarillis39 and @missmrah (E, 33k) - Harry/Theo

A series of moments from Theo and Harry’s lives as they learn to navigate their relationship, deal with their demons or just simply revel in each other’s company.

May Contain Nuts by scoradh (E, 32k) - Harry/George

After Voldemort is defeated, the script for Harry's life comes to an end. Unsure of what to do with his life, he does nothing. Only one person is on hand to show Harry that a hero is not the sum of his vanquished enemies, but he's got problems of his own.

The Secretary by PacificRimbaud (E, 46k) - Percy/Pansy

Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.

Play Me Like A Love Song by writcraft (E, 67k) - Minerva/Will

Minerva McGonagall doesn’t believe in love at first sight, which is why her instant attraction to drag king Wilhelmina ("Will") Grubbly-Plank is so unexpected. War tears apart the wizarding world and as one battle ends Minerva and Will must fight once more, this time for the lives of their friends on Little Compton Street.

[macabr3s]

🧛‍♀️  🍷  ╰     davika  hoorne  ,  32  /  100  ,  demi  woman  ,  she/they     𐫱     ›     hey  ,  isn’t  that  THEODORA  "THEO"  SINCHAI  ?  i’ve  heard  that  they’ve  lived  in  bearhold  for  three  years  .  rumor  has  it  that  they  can  be  rather  evasive  and  detatched  ,  but  hey  ,  that’s  just  in  their  nature  as  a  DAYWALKER  VAMPIRE  .  they  totally  make  up  for  it  by  being  charismatic  and  adaptable  .  if  you’re  looking  for  them  ,  you  can  probably  find  them  at  their  work  as  an  OWNER  at  ivory  tea  room  .

[  ✰  ]  PINTEREST.

[  ✰  ]  WANTED  &  ESTABLISHED  CONNECTIONS  (  WIP  ).

penned  by  HECATE  (  she/her  ,  21+  ,  pst  )

001.     ↻     BASICS  .

[  ✰  ]  full  name:  karina  chaiyasit

[  ✰  ]  alias/nickname(s):  theodora  sinchai  (  goes  by  theo  )

[  ✰  ]  age:  32  (  physically  ),  100  (  mentally  )

[  ✰  ]  date  of  birth:  06/10

[  ✰  ]  place  of  birth:  savannah,  ga,  usa

[  ✰  ]  ethnicity:  thai, belgian

[  ✰  ]  nationality:  american

[  ✰  ]  gender:  demi  woman

[  ✰  ]  pronouns:  she/her,  they/them

[  ✰  ]  orientation:  bisexual  /  biromantic

[  ✰  ]  language(s)  spoken:  thai,  english,  dutch,  german

[  ✰  ]  mbti:  ESTP

[  ✰  ]  element:  water

[  ✰  ]  western  zodiac:  gemini

[  ✰  ]  character  inspiration:  georgia  miller  (  ginny  &  georgia  ),  emily  nelson  (  a  simple  favor  ),  selina  kyle  (  dc  comics  ),  asami  sato  (  the  legend  of  korra  ),  ahsoka  tano  (  star wars:  the clone wars  )

002.     ↻     BACKGROUND  .

NOTE:  this  is  a  quick  summary  /  tldr  of  theo's  background  .  for  a  more  detailed  bio  ,  please  CLICK  HERE  !

(  tw:  mentions  of  death  ,  abuse  &  alcoholism  )  born  the  eldest  into  a  privileged  life  in  savannah  ,  georgia  as  karina  chaiyasit  .  her  idyllic  childhood  shatters  with  the  death  of  her  mother  and  sent  her  father  spiraling  into  alcoholism  and  abuse  .  despite  the  chaiyasits’  wealth  and  social  standing  ,  they  had  endured  years  of  neglect  and  violence  behind  closed  doors  before  finally  escaping  at  sixteen  .  she  disappears  with  a  significant  portion  of  her  family’s  fortune  and  reinvents  herself  as  theodora  sinchai  .  always  on  the  run  .  never  looking  back  .  turned  into  a  vampire  sometime  in  the  1920s  where  they  start  to  go  by  different  aliases  to  avoid  suspicion  before  resurfacing  again  as  theodora  sinchai  .  due  to  sheer  coincidence  has  found  themselves  in  the  town  of  bearhold  as  the  enigmatic  owner  of  the  ivory  tea  room  .  a  perfect  place  to  maintain  a  low  profile  and  keep  their  history  hidden  .

003.     ↻     HEADCANONS  .

NOTE:  this  is  a  work  in  progress  so  more  will  be  added  at  a  later  time  !

only  responds  to  theo  and  hardly  ever  goes  by  theodora  .  rarely  will  they  ever  introduce  themselves  by  their  full  name  and  will  more  often  times  than  not  introduce  themselves  as  theo

coming  from  the  south  ,  theo  speaks  with  a  southern  accent  .  and  despite  how  she  could  mask  it  ,  she  opts  not  to  .  it’s  quite  possibly  the  only  connection  she  has  to  her  former  life

(  tw:  weapons  )  owns  a  gun  /  knows  her  way  around  a  gun  and  various  other  weapons  .  always  keeps  a  weapon  of  some  sort  on  her  .  it’s  a  safety  thing  !

classically  trained  in  ballet  and  likely  would’ve  gone  on  to  be  a  professional  had  things  not  gone  badly

a  founding  member  of  one  of  america's  earliest  biker  gangs  .  safe  to  say  they  know  how  to  ride  a  motorcycle  too

obtained  a  degree  in  political  science  from  university  of  pennsylvania  and  other  degrees  from  various  colleges  throughout  the  years

somehow  managed  to  convince  the  previous  owner  of  the  ivory  tea  room  to  sell  to  her  so  here  they  are  !

[suugarbabe]

HI I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

biker Theo??

(1) how dare you

(2) what type of biker are we talking like dirt bike Theo or like sons of anarchy biker Theo because the second one 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[ironpatriot2099]

Bad to the bone

story inspired by the chapter of the same name of power ranger jungle fury.

Today has been a horrible day, first I had to take care of everything in the pizzeria because I don't know how to say no, I faced an attack by a greasy pig monster, then my friends laugh at my good girl attitude and to top it off there was an attack by a porcupine monster that pierced me with many painful thorns, what else can go wrong today.

time later at the base

well lily I think that was the last thorn, do you feel any more they are poisonous you have to remove them all

-I still feel one that RJ didn't remove, but the sensation it causes in my body feels incredible- no that's all I'm fine

relax lily it's only for your health

Don't meddle in what you don't care about little blue balls

wow relax lily that was really rude, I think you owe Theo an apology

you are also with me

giving orders today, I'm tired of your pathetic complaints, well I'm out of here.

It feels good to no longer listen to the moans of those assholes for not behaving like a good idiot, two shoes for a change, what's more, I don't want to be that kind of girl anymore. I like to be bad and I won't change for any bastard, but not seeing me I look like a bad girl in these stupid martial arts pajamas I'm wearing, need to make some style changes.

a theft of a motorcycle and new clothes, later

Lily with her new style went to have fun like a bad girl at a biker bar, after the fifth beer she felt that she was missing something, which she would soon satisfy

This is life, without anyone telling me what to do.

hello baby I saw you here alone drinking and she asked me if you want to join me to have fun.

Lily was going to fuck the subject but when she realized how sexy he was  and the big bundle that she kept in her pants she decided to accept his offer

It will be a pleasure, stud

in less than 5 minutes lily and the biker were fucking loud and rude in the bathroom

ah ah ah, that she feels good, come on, stick it harder, she destroys my pussy with your cock

I had never met a virgin as whore as you

Ah, ah, well I'm not a stupid virgin anymore thanks to you.

They continued like this for a couple of hours, without realizing that her morpher was ringing constantly, after they finished Lily kissed her new fuck friend goodbye and added him to her contacts, only to see all the missed calls from his morpher

apparently the pair of useless can't do anything without me, I think I have to go help them... after buying weed and getting some tattoos and piercings

When Lily arrived at the battlefield, she only found the porcupine monster badly wounded and her two friends dead.

pathetic, well it's time to finish the job these two couldn't, well thorny it's time to have fun pulling out your thorns.

After doing her job and removing their morphers from the corpses of the dis ex-ragers, Lily returned to the base.

Lily, where have you been, I'm very worried, I can't contact the boys, because they're not with you and what happened to you because you look like that, you look like a criminal, answer me

Already fed up with Fran's moans, in one quick movement I nailed one of the monster's thorns.

Don't worry, Fran, it hurts at first, but soon you'll see life like me.

and as lily said, soon fran became a mean biker like her.

After breaking her kiss between them, Lily gave the red morpher to Fran.

ok cutie now you're the red ranger my red ranger it's time to take this world for ourselves and mold it in my image we just have to find whoever is blue and i have the perfect stud for that.

While Lily called the cell phone of the guy who fucked her to recruit him and have a night of wild sex for the three of them, humanity could not imagine the dark fate that lies ahead at the hands of these three.

End

[imaginedreamwrite]

What is Curtis and Mouseys favorite activity to do with Theo and James? Like family activity or something 😊

Theo and James are identical with subtle differences but their personalities are the most identifying about them and that influences what they do as a family

Theo is bolder and more stubborn, he likes being rough and adventurous, a little wild—he’s really into sports and using his hands and enjoys crawling and climbing in everything he can

James is more sensitive and artsy, he’s more emotional and geared toward creativity—he’s into creating art and building with his hands, sculpting or painting

With Theo & James, Curtis & Mousey do different activities geared toward the boys interests and make as much time for each of them as they can

They take Theo climbing and to jumping yards as a family, letting him be wild while James stays close to Mousey

James they take to art studios and science museums that are really hands on, allowing him to expel his creativity and fuel his wonder

[jjsstars]

If anyone needs me I’ll be thinking about biker theo & scott

[ashisgreedy]

Masterlist

Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy Video Game Harry Potter - The Slytherin Guys

PFP Credit || Divider Credit

⚠︎ MDNI

🟢 - SFW

🔞 - Smut 18+

Hogwarts Legacy

-Garreth Weasley-

⋆ ࣪. Smut˖ ࣪⭑

F!MC “My Fire In Your Veins”  Dragon-Shifter AU ✍️

F!MC "Fulfilling a Fantasy" ✍️

F!MC “I Like Men On Their Knees~" ✍️

F!MC "A Potion Of You" Professor Ch. 2✍️

M!MC “I Don’t Want To Be Parted From You"  ✍️♂️

F!MC “I Don’t Want To Be Parted From You.” ✍️

F!MC "Good Boyfriend" Fingering✍️

F!MC "Get A Room!" Foreplay/Feeding ✍️

F!MC "A Punishment Game" Spanking ✍️

F!MC "Everyday Is Kind of the Same~" Stoner!Gar

F!MC "Please Don't Tell..." Bodyguard AU ✍️

⋆ ࣪. Fluff˖ ࣪⭑

F!MC "A Potion Of You" Professor Ch. 1 ✍️

HC F!MC - As Your Boyfriend✍️

F!MC "The Antidote" ✍️

-Richard Jackdaw-

Cannon Lore: Richard Jackdaw: A Timeline of Events.

⋆ ࣪. Smut˖ ࣪⭑

F!MC - "You and Jack" Spectrophilia | Voyeur | "Forbidden" love ✍️

⋆ ࣪. Fluff˖ ࣪⭑

Richard Flirting AUDIO 🔊

Jackdaw & Garreth Make A Deal Part 1 AUDIO 🔊

Jackdaw & Garreth's Deal Part 2 AUDIO 🔊

Richard's Letter To Anne AUDIO 🔊

-Sebastian Sallow-

⋆ ࣪. Smut˖ ࣪⭑

F!MC "Catch-A-Ride" Forced O/Made to Cum✍️ || Biker!Seb Pic Inspo ||

F!MC Ignoring Kink Drabble ✍️

Fluff: Lifeguard!Sebastian Sallow x You ✍️

-Ominis Gaunt-

⋆ ࣪. Smut˖ ࣪⭑

Vampire!Ominis Gaunt x F! You | Biting TW:Blood Kink ✍️

-Imelda Reyes-

⋆ ࣪. Smut˖ ࣪⭑

F!MC “In Her Embrace” ✍️

~Random~

GIF -Garreth Leaning on desk

Scenario Event - You're at A HL House Party Music HC✍️

⋆ ࣪.Music Playlists˖ ࣪⭑

Richard Jackdaw - A Moody Playlist 🎶

⋆ ࣪.OC content for HL ࣪⭑

Introducing: Cole Knight - OC

Introducing Bowbert - OC

Slytherin Guys 🐍

Taking off your bra HC 🔞

Theo Nott

"Camera Shy" Smut 🔞

"Revved" - Biker!AU Smut 🔞

Other Content Types

Sexy Gif 🔞

Perfect Date Night Video interview 🟢

Mattheo Riddle

Mattheo x F!R x Draco - Smut 🔞

Draco Malfoy

Mattheo x F!R x Draco - Smut 🔞

Enzo Berkshire

Taking off your bra - Drabble 🔞

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