#bilbo is moronsexual

[ironmandeficiency]

bilbo: i have the highest standards

thorin: what’s the spanish word for “tortilla”?

bilbo, ripping his clothes off: you absolute dumbass

[vilchenwrites]

bilbo, slightly tipsy at a tavern in bree: i am proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses exclusively. a guy asked me if he could borrow some apples for a pie while pointing at a bowl of cherries and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

✨ten years later ✨

thorin: this place is impossible to find. i lost my way twice è.é

dwalin: dude. you have a map?? and there are so many signs??? 

bilbo:

bilbo: is it getting a little hot in here

[mizimeluh]

Sometimes I can‘t deal with the fact if Thorin was wearing some actual fucking armor, he might have lived. That is, if he had stopped being fucking idiot.

[thotinshield]

I thought more on himbo Thorin and...

Dude got lost in a place with 2 roads.

2.

And the others followed him anyway.

Conclusion: himbos

you're right, they're himbos or in Bilbo's case, moronsexual LMAO

[ironmandeficiency]

bilbo: he’s so handsome. so thoughtful… i wonder what he’s thinking about

thorin: wednesday? wed-nes-day? whensday?