#jj’s on the dumb bitch juice

[ironmandeficiency]

bilbo, after thorin’s death: i have decided to give up on love and put all of that energy into tomatoes

[twotailednekomata]

Liveblogged Adventures of the Super Sons Reactions Masterlist

The list will be under the cut. (Part 2)

Prologue

The Temptation

This Dang Cover

Jon Is Holding a Car

Why is Dami Fighting a Bronze Statue of Superman!?

Don't Forget the Hawk

Oh, There's a Mini Story!

Action Detectives, Part One: Bad Guise (ghees, that's a long title):

'Sorry That Took So Long'

Jon Gets to Tease Dami, as a treat

'Stop Stuffing your Damn Face and Help Me!'

The Villain of Today is Found!

Damian is Done with Villain's Bullshit

(Damian) Another Job Well Done

'...That Kid I think Used to Work for Batman!'

The Fun's Now Over

Why Are We on the Dark Side of the Fucking Moon!?

*sarcastic & deadpan* Super-Dead is Verrry Clever

Edgelord, Star-Student Vibes

An End-of-School Pool Fucking Party

Confused About the Timeline

IT’S ADVENTURE TIME, BABY!!!

‘Summer of Super, Summer of Super, Summer of Super, Summer of Su-' 'Please Stop!'

The 'Supplies'

'There's a Monster at the Metropolis Mall' 'You Know What That Means!' '*tt* Please no...'

What Has Damian Been Shot With!?

Jon's Concern for Dami's Wellbeing

Jon Trying to Protect Dami & Damian Getting Covered in Bandages

Jon's and Damian's Relationship (Jon Caring for Dami and Ensuring his Safety)

Let Me Introduce You to My Gang - 'Tarzan'

Correction, it's Rex Luthor

No! Don't Drain One of My Boys!

DON'T HARM HIM!

Action Detectives, Part Two:

The 'Aliens' are Just Make-Up-ed Humans

I Think I've Connected the Cubes

Is The Hypercube Inside Jon?

Damian's Inner Turmoil

Ya! Get Their Asse- Oh Nevermind

Fucked Up Jon-Puppet

Don't Fight or Blammo

Interruption! Extra Jon Panel, as a threat

Terrified Faces

*curious* What's This New Development?

We're At the Fortress of Solitude!

… I Did Connect Shit but At Least I Understand

Jon Breaks Free to Prevent a Shot

Welp. The Puppeteer is Dead

Jon Getting Dragged Away By 'Joker Jr.'

(Damian's Characterising) 'JJ' Approaches his Cell

My Poor Boy, Jon! ˚‧º·(˃̣̣̥o˂̣̣̥)‧º·

Interruption! A Sketch of Me Hugging the Super Sons ｡ﾟ+.(･ω･)ﾟ+.ﾟ

Helping a Drained Bestie Out

Why A Corpse of a Kryptonian!?

'Sorry'

Jon Red & Blue (- o -)

Action Detectives, Part Three:

R.I.P 'Joker Junior'

Now, There Is Two of Them

Break! Soon..

Returned! 'You Faker!' 'Faker? I think you're the fake one around here'

Damian Has to Babysit these Bitches (neutral)

What's that Powder Thing!? & Rex L.'s Comment

Let's Do the OIdest Trick in the Book: Killing a Robin

Geez, 'JJ'! You Jumpscared Me!

Yes! Blue Jon Saved Them! ٩(^ᗜ^*)و

Damian is Sick and Tired of This Twin Jon Shit

Interruption! Just Damian doing Flippy Tricks ฅ ̳͒•ˑ̫• ̳͒ฅ

Break! An Extra Panel for Y'all •⩊•

Returned! Not cool, Rex bro

Burning Facts from one Damian Al Ghul Wayne

'Your Mom's Dumb!' 'She's our Mom!'

Is Push & Pulling a Falling Space Ship a Metaphor Of Some Kind?

'I'm Sorry, Rob, but We Gotta Juice!'

'*deadpan to the point of hilarity* Hay! Are those the kids that stole the ship?'

'We did it! We saved the city!' '*concerned* What do you mean!?'

Damian Does Care for His Companions, even if they are currently split into Red & Blue counterparts that hate each other

BTW, Red Jon is Not Feeling Too Good

Blue Jon... Are you alright?

Oh, Fuck-a-doodle

Haha! The Boys are Saved! (˃ᆺ˂✿)

I'M FINIALLY FINISHED!!!

[clonesandmoans]

ayyyyyeeeee 420 followers blaze it -jj

[reidsnose]

completely and utterly, wholeheartedly and hopelessly (spencer reid x reader)

overview: spencer helps his best friend talk through her emotions

genre: angst? and fluff

warnings: mentions of cheating, bad coping mechanisms, idrk what else reader being upset for a little bit

a/n: this has been sitting in my notes app FOREVER but idk how i feel ab this one im usually strictly fluff so yall lmk :)

masterlist

you hated talking about your feelings. you knew it was unhealthy to keep it bottled and and 'deal with it on your own' but that didn't stop you from doing exactly that.

the worst part about your feelings right now was that you isolate to cope with them. you didn't want to interact with anyone at all because more likely than not you would lash out at them on accident. it just slips out sometimes.

when you trudged into the bullpen with your head down and your hands fidgeting with your zipper, you didn't even notice all eyes on you. you werent your usual happy self. you weren't being loud, you weren't cracking jokes. you were just begrudgingly existing amongst your favorite people and they knew there was something wrong.

"good morning gorgeous, its a paperwork day! that means no traveling!" garcia informed you brightly, trying to lighten my mood.

"oh. cool. thanks." you answered back, flashing her as much of a smile as you could muster after realizing the harshness of your words.

she shot morgan a look, to which he raised an eyebrow.

"hey pretty lady," he began as he walked over to you, "whats going on? did you drink some grumpy juice for breakfast?"

"no. im fine." you replied flatly, making your way to your desk.

"what in the world.." he whispered to garcia, not knowing you could still hear.

or maybe he did know. maybe he was trying to get on your nerves. no. this is the irritability talking. morgan was just being a good friend.

you groaned at your computer, retyping the same password for the 4th time.

this time Prentiss shot you a look.

"is everything ok?" she asked, smiling slightly.

"yeah my computer is being stupid." you rolled your eyes as it finally let you in.

"oh i know the feeling. if you need any help-"

"I'm alright. thanks." you cut her off, eyes glued to the file you were working on.

JJ, who had witnessed the whole interaction unfold, stood with her mouth agape.

"spence, your bestie needs you!" JJ tapped his shoulder and motioned to you.

he watched your jaw rhythmically clench and unclench. your tell. thats what you always did when you were irritated or angry.

"hey y/n," he hummed, sitting lightly on the corner of your desk, crinkling some of your paper work.

"Reid! my files!" you cried, swatting his thigh. he got up and murmured an apology.

"are you ok?" he asked simply, crouching down to meet your height as you sat in your chair.

"why does everyone keep asking me that!"

you knew why. you were being a bitch.

"you just called me Reid." he stated.

"its your name." you replied, not meeting his gaze.

"yeah but you always-" he began.

"I'm not in the mood right now."

he sighed, "if you need someone to talk to-"

"i don't need anyone to talk to because theres nothing to talk about!" you interrupted, causing him to furrow his eyebrows at the tone of my voice.

'i shouldn't be mean to him. why am i acting like this?' you thought to yourself

"ok, ill be over there if you need me," he threw his hands up in surrender.

you mumbled an ok and went back to distracting yourself with work. you were so invested in filing these cases you completely lost track of time and before you knew it, it was just you, Hotch, and Spencer left in the office. you vaguely remembered waving goodbye to your other coworkers but you didn't remember it being nearly 6pm.

"guys go home, you've done a lot today," Hotch said as he crossed the bullpen, making his way towards the glass doors.

"yeah i will i'm almost done," you answered, not looking up from my screen.

"good night, Hotch," Spencer called from the break room.

you stared at your screen, eyes burning. you did enough. you cant escape confronting your feelings much longer. you sighed as you began packing up.

as if on cue, Spencer walked out of the break room with two cups in his hands, steam rising from the both of them. your mood softened just a bit.

"here," he handed you your drink which he had filled with your favorite tea and sweetened just the way you like it.

"you didnt have to." you replied, setting down the warm cup as you finished packing up. he mirrored your movements, resting his satchel across his torso before picking his drink back up.

"i know." he answered simply, a gentle smiling resting on his lips before he took a sip of his own tea.

"im sorry for snapping at you earlier." you apologized, finally meeting his gaze. his eyes were soft and sweet and you felt a pang of guilt in your heart as they looked into your own.

"its ok. do you want to tell me why?" he asked, walking to the elevator with you.

"no. yes? i dont know. its stupid." you replied, looking down at the floor as you recounted your reason for my anger today.

"its not stupid." he spoke softly.

you scoffed lightly, "you dont even know what it is."

"so tell me."

"but its dumb!"

"y/n." he warned.

"my ex boyfriend, Ashton, is getting married to the girl he cheated on me with." you sighed, walking through the parking lot with Spencer.

"ah so Trashton put my favorite ray of sunshine in a bad mood." he joked, breath swirling around the cool air as he spoke

you let out a weary chuckle, "its not like i miss him or anything, i just wish i had someone! not him- i just- i want- ugh i don't know how to word this!" you grew frustrated, furrowing your eyebrows and balling your hands into fists.

you knew exactly how to word it.

you wanted Spencer.

"its ok, take all the time you need." he whispered, leaning on the hood of your car. you joined him, resting as you took a sip of your tea.

"why am i not good enough to be loved." you stated the question rather than asking it, eyes filling with tears.

"you are good enough and i promise you that you are loved more than you know." he affirmed gently, turning to face you.

"do you know why we broke up?" you asked, knowing if you acknowledged his previous comment you wouldn't be able to continue without sobbing.

"because he cheated on you." he answered confidently.

"no." you shook your head, fighting back tears.

"what? he didn't cheat on you?"

"he did. and i was going to forgive him for that."

Spencer started getting riled up, "what! why? you're worth more than that scumbag! you shouldn't ha-"

"Spencer just let me finish!" you cut him off. he went silent, chest rising and falling more rhythmically than it had seconds earlier. "he wanted me to chose. him or you."

"him or me?" he furrowed his eyebrows, voice much quieter now.

"mhm." you hummed not meeting his gaze, your cheeks redder than you'd like to admit.

"i don't understand." he breathed.

"he thought i was cheating on him with you. he had no proof and it w-"

"oh this is all my fault. y/n i'm so sorry!"

"no! spence its not your fault!" you grabbed his arm to reassure him.

"it is! your boyfriend broke up with you because of me! and now you're sad and lonely and its all my fault!" he cried, looking worriedly into your eyes.

"first of all, i broke it off with him, he just gave the ultimatum. secondly, you did me a favor."

"how?"

"by showing me who i was really dating. a cheating, insecure scumbag who was quick to replace me when i left."

"i guess thats true."

"and id pick you over him any day." you admitted, looking back down at the ground. he nudged your shoulder playfully and you cracked a sad smile

"im sorry i made you sad and lonely."

"you didnt. id be sad and lonely anyway."

"why? you would still have a boyfriend if it wasn't for me."

"i don't want a boyfriend if it isn't you."

shit. shit.

the words toppled out of your mouth before you could stop them.

"what?" he asked, wide eyes and looking a little shocked. spencer was sure in that very moment that if he heard you correctly hed simply explode.

"i- no this was a bad idea. i just ruined everything didnt i!" you were speaking more to yourself, exasperated at your own stupidity.

"no," you felt him place a finger to your chin and lift your gaze to meet his, "im glad you said it because now i can admit it."

"admit what?"

"that im completely and utterly, wholeheartedly and hopelessly in love with you."

"spencer dont play with my heart like this. are you being serious?"

"yes. i am." he said with a strange confidence than you had never heard before. hesitant but sure.

"oh thats so lucky because i am completely and utterly, wholeheartedly and hopelessly in love with you too." you admitted, feeling about 100 pounds lighter, like you could fly. he pulled you into a bone crushing hug which you eagerly accepted. "i should talk about my feelings more often."

he chuckled, pressing a soft kiss to the crown of your head, "yes you should."

world littlest taglist:

@mac99martin

[brelione]

When You’re Sick (TBB HC’s)

You knew you were sick when you woke up with a stuffy nose and a sore throat, groaning.You turned on your phone, texting the groupchat to let the boys know that you wouldnt be able to go rock hunting with them.

Eight seconds later you got a call from Kelce

“Bitch-are you dumb or stupid?What do you mean you’re sick?What kind of sick are you?Can you see properly?Did you throw up-oh god, do you have the flu?”He asked quickly. “I have a cold.”You frowned at the sound of your voice, coughing.

Rafe called you while you were in the middle of talking to Kelce. “Hold on-Rafe’s calling.”You coughed, answering Rafe’s call. “I told you to wear hoodies to the beach-I told you!”He exclaimed, getting into his truck.

Kelce got there first with a CVS bag full of cough syrup, cough drops, tissues, gum and some soft towels from his house

“Did you drink anything yet?”He asked, heading into your kitchen. “Coffee.”You rasped, rubbing your nose with your sleeve. “Dont use your sleeve!Theres tissues in that bag!”He exclaimed, pouring you a cup of juice.

Rafe brought a heated blanket, pushing you back on the couch and laying it over you before rushing into the bathroom to find a thermometer.

Topper huffed, a thermos full of ramen in his hands. “Didnt we tell you to wear a jacket at night?Idiot.”He grumbled, kissing your forehead and setting the thermos down, a glass of juice being placed in front of you. “Drink that.”Kelce told you, taking the thermometer from Rafe and putting it under your tongue.

Kelce gives you one of his nice, soft towels for you so you can take a nice shower

Its one of those towels thats more like a blanket because its huge

When you come out of the bathroom you’re wearing Topper’s hoodie and Kelce’s pants, the boys in the kichen making smoothie bowls

“Dont take your vitamins today, I dont know if you can take them with the cold medicine.”Kelce told you, reading the box for the pills. “It doesnt say anything but dont take them just to be safe.”He told you, handing you one of the white pills and another cup of juice.

Topper would brush your hair for you and rub your shoulders

“Three trashbags-how does someone fill three trashbags with tissues?”Rafe asked, tying the bag.

After three days you were feeling a lot better even if it felt like your entire nose was peeling off

“Here, take this.”Rafe told you, handing you a shot glass. “What is it?”You asked, staring down at it. “Fireball, it’ll clear out your nose.You cant get drunk off one shot and theres none of it left.”He told you.

“Dont give her alcohol!”Kelce exclaimed, taking the shot glass from his hand.

“It worked for me when I had the flu!”Rafe defended himself.

Watching Disney Channel Original movies

“Why are there no security cameras in this museum?”Topper asked, rolling his eyes as a guy fell from the ceiling. “Its Disney, Topper.”You replied.

Cuddles X20

“You’re gonna get sick.”You told Kelce as he wrapped his arms around you. “No I wont.”He answered.

Yes he did.

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[snapecanslytherinin]

CM CHARACTERS AS QUOTES FROM MY FRIEND QUOTE BOOK

If you jack off into drying cement do that make is fossils? MORGAN

"ITS DEFINITELY OUT OF HAND BECAUSE ITS IN MY POCKET AND IT'S GREEN BEANS" REID

WELL CLAP MY CHEEKS AND DON'T CALL ME DADDY" ROSSI

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT HORSE GIRL" MORGAN @ GRACIA

Why blind was I" GARCIA

"I need a pillow for my shingles" ROSSI

If you get your hair in my cheesy potatoes I'm suing.-just stab me instead EMILY TO MORGAN

it wasn't even the knee, it was the here! JJ

"I got blankey" GARCIA

"are you on drugs? NO IM IN WINN-DIXIE!!" HOTCH TO REID

"he wants my hip" GARCIA ABOUT MORGAN

"my sciatica!"- HOTCH

"they got spoopy little d00ds!!!!1!1!1"- EMILY MORGAN GARCIA REID

"no I'm potty trained" ROSSI

rub one out and pray the rosary GARCIA

HONLY SHOT- MORGAN

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID I MISS MY NIPPLES!!!" EMILY

I kinda knew she would, just a matter of time till she found a stud and was like I WANT YOUR MALE GENETAILA -MORGAN

"Bad language word" HOTCH

"Did you fuck?" ROSSI

"Chocolate chip on me boob"

"I call it titty dessert" EMILY

NO DONT FUCK NEAR THEM LOL THE FUCK JUICE DOESN'T WASH OFF EASY- HOTCH

"He's over here trying to get sexy and I'm trying to eat my uncrustables" GARCIA

"Egg penises"- EMILY

"I feel PEEPEE™ " GARCIA REID AND MORGAN

"For legal reasons, that is a joke" HOTCH ROSSI

""I always feel like we are going vroom vroom in your car but we are only going grandma speed" GARCIA ABOUT HOTCH

"Why is your intelligence so low" REID @EVERYONE

"I guess can't be Santa Claus because I only see two hoes" MORGAN AND ROSSI

"Like homeschool good"- JJ

"Fuck him in the ass with sriracha sauce" ROSSI

"How many hamsters would you equate for a racoon?" REID

"Nice talk" HOTCH

"YAHH I GOT MY COUCH BACK!" HOTCH

"I give my bitch free roam"GRACIA

"Me pain can't afford"- HOTCH

I always tell myself not to drink while I eat because it will fill me up fast but my dumb monkey brain be like "I THRIST" REID

"All for your frickin McChicken" - ROSSI

"Oh valley of PEENNISS!!" EMILY MORGAN

"I couldn't find the up" REID

"12 and Catholic"EMILY

"Goble goblin" GARCIA

"BOG WATER!" CHANT EMILY REID MORGAN AND GARCIA

"I SPIT EVERWHERE WHILE DOING MY LITTLE SUMMERSAULT" REID

"Perry the plataPUSSY" MORGAN

"Shrek bathes in bong water" REID AND GRACIA

"You looked like you'd be named cheese"GARCIA AT WILL

"Did y'all not know someone named cheese?" GARCIA

"ROBOTS DONT HAVE GENDERS!""are you okay there?" REID AND MORGAN

"You are making me feel fat" and then orders 20 chicken nuggets' ROSSI

"That's very horny of him" EMILY AND MORGAN

"Ankle feet deep" MORGAN

"And Henry's teacher is a fucking bitch" JJ

"This kid fire" GIDEON AT REID

"I hope you enjoy your taco Bell TRAITOR" MORGAN EMILY

"Where's the hole" HOTCH

"If you are possessed and a priest cums in you is that holy water" GRACIA TO HOTCH

"Brain smooth no wrinkle" REID

"Batman cries during sex" DRUNK HOTCH

"FIRST you hit me in the crotch THEN you call me Shrek!" EMILY

"It was not that's mans banana" ROSSI

"Pobodys nerfect" MORGAN

I hope you enjoyed @agenthotchner

[dsmroleplay]

#DSM #SweetTorture #BDB #RP Part 1

Written by @TohrmentNLoss  and @TridentsPen

Bitty: I didn’t know how long I laid on the ground. Mud started to cake against my cheek, clumping in my hair. Eyes swollen and red. Stroking the ground, under my fingers laid the female that is my grandmother. I never met her. She died years ago. Even before I came to my family. Me and mom came out here every year. To lay flowers on her gravestone. After awhile mom stopped. And I just came here. To sit and talk to my grandma. Tell her all the things I was doing. What my life was like. All my problems I could talk to her. Even though I never got anything back. It was our special place. Looking up to the gravestone. 

It felt like it loomed over me. My voice hoarse, “She left me. She..she promised she never would grandma. I don’t understand why. Why grandma, why?” Tears started to fall once again. With a shaking hand, I reached up and touched the cold stone. That gave no comfort. That didn’t tell you everything would be alright. Not life was in this place. And I felt just as dead as those that lay around me. Just a rotting shell of a body. Nothing left to give life. “I want my mom...I want my dad. Even though he walked away. I have no one, no one.” I sobbed into the ground. Not caring about the world around me. Not caring if the sun burned me alive. I had nothing left.

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Lesser: #Flashback -Once upon a time he'd been someone's child, someone's brother but now he'd become an anonymous face in a sea of homeless in Caldwell. Forgotten except for the local police department that had to deal with one Johnny Houston. His street name was JJ, short for Johnny Juice. He was always riding a high and thus "juiced" up. He had a way with the ladies which turned lead to his current project of pimping. High on meth, he'd backhanded the bitch who'd come up short once she'd came back from running her trix's. "You dumb fuckin' bitch! How many times have I told you! You bring the money, /all/ of it to me before you get your cut! I'm not running a charity cunt, I have a reputation to maintain and you are fuckin' with my good name." 

The woman bleeding on the floor was bleeding from her mouth and was trying to scoot away from him as he kicks her with a pair of steel-toed bikers boots. "My son... please he has asthma, I needed to get it right away..." Crying she pleaded with the asshole for mercy but he decided to make an example out of her. "Blah, blah, blah is all I hear you stupid bitch. I'm going to give you a chance to make me believe that you're very sorry for what you've done. If I'm convinced I might not take you for a swim." All the prostitutes knew that was a death sentence so she got up on her knees and began to beg. In the end he had her suck his cock till he came then he pulled a .45 from his pants and blew her brains out like it was nothing.Ruthless and cruel he had the guys drag her sorry ass outside and take her down to the docks and tossed her body into the water with a cement block attached. He'd been arrested countless times but his string of abuse and murders had drawn the Omega's attention. And that night JJ had gone from being a pimp to one of the Omega's lesser's. 

As time went by and he proved to be cunning and ruthless his station had been elevated to one of a forelesser. Unhappy with the way the others in his domain had handled the vampires he took it upon himself to study each one. One in particular caused a lot of trouble when unleashed upon his brothers of the society. Rhage would know pain and loss and he planned to destroy the vampire somehow. When Rhage and Mary had adopted JJ had known this female was the way to go. Time was critical the Beast had taken out a squad of their people and a birdie had witnessed all of it. The young woman who was known as Rhage's daughter had become estranged from family and had been known to frequent her adopted grandmother's headstone. So he had taken a van with several others and went to go see if things had paid off and low and behold they had. Walking up carrying flowers as a rouse for being in the graveyard he saw the beauty laying in the mud sobbing. Leaning down with a fake expression of worry he injected her with a powerful tranquilizer Carfentanil ten times the normal dose for a human just to be sure it would put her to sleep.-

[hxzelres-blog]

{ COURTNEY EATON, 21, CIS-FEMALE } ☾ - BAMBI GRANDER  has been walking around town. Hazelgrove is familiar of the TWENTY-ONE year old HUMAN. SHE is NOT AWARE of the supernaturals residents in town. The people of Hazelgrove can agree that the BARISTA can be COMPASSIONATE yet still be DITZY. Let’s just hope things in town can settle down. + monarch butterflies, pink fuzzy sweaters, and roll on glitter.

okie dokie, finally here is my smol girl who drinks dumb bitch juice instead of coffee in th mornings but we love her anyways

bambi was born near hazelgrove in a tiny ass town in maine, and liked it if she was really being honest

she moved to hazelgrove to go to college and because she thought it would be fun to get out of her parent’s house despite not really understanding how to be an Adult

she pretty quickly figured out she was gonna need a job so she found one being a barista at the dark roast

she’s very easily described as someone with her feet off the ground, off in fairy land, despite excelling in her studies in statistics/logistics at the community college

she really just doesn’t get wtf is going on and it would have to be right in front of her face for her to really get it, so like supernaturals could joke with her about shit and she’d just think they were teasing or being funny/sarcastic

v style over substance with almost everything she does, this is a girl who checks her pinterest notifications even though it’s the same three pictures of lipstick or fairy lights every time

possible plots

theres a wc on the main for her childhood best friend, who i would love. details are on the main, but this would be someone bambi would trust with every secret she’s ever had

someone who’s trying to bring her back down to earth. someone’s gotta show her the harsh realities of the world, why not your muse? either a hunter who thinks her ignorance is going to get her in trouble or someone who just wants to mess with her

people who like messing with her. do it. she’s bookishly intelligent but she has literally no Street Smarts TM jj bittenbinder would be v disappointed

friends! regulars at the dark roast! people who think she’s so dumb she needs protec! all the things

[blackrosesfanfic]

Chapter 175

Cammie

"You think you are perfect. Perfect little Cammie." MiMi says.

"Say it again."

She raises her eyebrows. "What's going to happen?"

"Just do it."

"Cammie you ain't shit." MiMi laughs. "Minnie, Cammie thinks she is special."

I pour myself some juice. "Should have left my baby here. You putting all of that mess in her head. I'm excited. I have a month before we start training for Dancing with the Stars. So I need a partner for choreography. Do you know anybody who has some spare time? Like I don't know anyone at all. Maybe Teyana free for months. No I doubt that."

"Oh bitch. Okay." MiMi laughs.

"Mommy, Lane on the way." JJ says.

She looks at him. "Lane on the way to where?"

He stares at her. "To get me, Mommy."

"How is Lane going to get you? Drive his car?"

"No, Mommy." JJ says like she simple. "Lane get the man then he come get me. Like that."

"JJ take off those clothes."

Trey walks up. "Beautiful."

He presses his pelvis against my ass then starts grinding on me. Shit. My body instantly feels like thousands of bolts of lightning flashing through my skin. Trey rubs his hands over my sides to my breast and stomach. Something hits the table startling us both. I look down. It's my phone. The back door opens. Trey moves back just a little.

"MiMi?" I say picking up the phone.

"Hold on." she says. I hear Minnie crying in the background.

It's Trey's aunt in the kitchen with us. Trey grabs my waistline above my ass. I look back at him. He waits til his aunt is busy looking in the fridge then he moves. He pulls me a little then walk away. I look back at him. We were supposed to be going out but all he wants to do is play with his friends online and fuck. I throw my trash away then walk out of the kitchen. Trey is standing on the wrong side of the house. I walk over to him.

"Aldon, why haven't we left?"

"Lane, JJ, and Mama going somewhere. The mamas."

"MiMi?" I say.

She giggles. "Okay, then JJ. Why are you so silly?"

He laughs close to the phone. "I being serious."

"Okay. What, left cheek? Cammie, I'm waiting on you to officially ask me."

"You know April really is on the way to get JJ."

Trey pulls me into the oversized dining room. I pull against him. There's no fucking door to this room. He tripping. I hang up on MiMi and sit my phone on the table. Trey pulls me away from the table. I smile at him.

"What is your problem?" I snatch away from him.

He yanks my arm toward him as he steps into me. I moan as he kisses my neck and shoulders. He picks me up. In the dining room is this area where we keep the extentions and extra chairs for the table. The perfect secluded place out in the opening. I take my shirt off for Trey to kiss all available skin. He does. His kisses radiated through my body. I push against him getting down. He comes up helping me take my pants off like it took two people. I kneel down to free myself from the pants. He grabs my hips bringing them to his body as he presses is dick inside of my pussy. I leave the fucking pants as they were.

"Shit." Trey hisses.

"Mmh." I say shaking my head.

This is fucking sinful. Shit you shouldn't enjoy dick so much. Each stroke made me want him more and more. I cover my mouth. Just so happen I make a stack of chairs fall. Trey doesn't stop. I needed something to lean on or else I was going to fall from his thrushing. I open my legs wider then lean over putting my hands on the floor. Trey starts fucking me harder. I couldnt cover my mouth. I hope his aunt went back outside.

"Fuck." I yell busting.

"Put your legs up and you do the fucking." Trey says moving my leg.

I haven't been working out so I don't know how the hell that's going to fucking play out. The power of dick makes me try it. When I get my legs up and around his waist Trey grabs me holding me up some. I start moving slowly.

"Shit don't do that." he mumbles.

I continue moving slow because it felt good to me. Trey grabs my ass with both hands moving it faster against my will. I roll my hips in a different motion. He lets go then backs up making my feet fall. I almost hit the floor.

"Why are you being a bitch?" I snap after standing up.

"Calm down."

I hit him across his chest. He not stunting me. I try to kick him. He stretches his upper body. I cross my arms. He had caught me by my waist before my head hit the floor. It was still a fucking risky as move. What if I would have hit the floor? Plus his dumbass bust in the middle of everything. I hit him again. He laughs this time then wraps his arms around me. I bit him. He chuckles about it.

"Get off of me."

"Why you mad?"

He asked in a way that made me feel stupid for being mad. Why the hell am I mad? I try to get out of his arms. He grabs my ass hugging me tighter. I kiss his shoulder then grab his dick. He grunts.

"You are going to kill me." he says holding his head back.

I kiss his Adam's apple. "You don't want me?"

He looks at me then starts kissing me. "Of course I want you."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah." he says lifting my leg.

I bit his lip. He steps back sitting down on a chair. I turn around looking behind us. Oh shit. Chris was standing no more than 5 feet away from us. He had his back turned sitting at the table. How fucking long has he been there? There's no way that he sat down without seeing us. I look at Trey. He had started kissing on me. Stupid ass. I go to stand up. There's no way I'm about to have sex with Chris sitting that close to us. Trey stops me from getting up.

"What the fuck you mean?" Chris says standing up. "We not in a fucking relationship. That's all it is."

Oh say that again. I start fighting with Trey. Who the fuck he talking to? Trey grabs my waist pulling me to him. I cover my mouth. Fuck. I move my hips as he slacks up on his grab. I'm quickly brought back to reality.

"I fucking told you!" Chris snaps. "Miss me with that shit. Fucking bitch. I'm not coming to New York. No. Fuck you too then. Straight dumb."

It got really quiet besides our breathing. Trey grabs my neck then bites me. I gasp.

"Move..." Trey starts.

I cover his mouth. Chris is still in the fucking dining room. He must be too into his phone conversation. Trey moves me hips back and forth. I close my eyes trying to forget that Chris is there. It leaves my mind when I start moving my hips in circles. Trey holds his head back. I cover my mouth with both hands. Fuck. Trey sits up really quick to stop from falling backwards. I cover my mouth to stop from laughing.

"Really bitch." Chris says. Sounds like to himself. "Shit."

"Look all this shit on me." Trey whispers pushing me back off his lap.

I stand up and grab my shirt and panties. I put them back on then take Trey's shorts from the floor. He stays sitting down looking wiped out. I peek out at Chris. He is sitting at the table on his phone. He doesn't even look up. I turn back to Trey then go kiss his chest. He pushes me back from him. I chuckle picking up his clothes and my pants. He slumps down in the chair with his eyes closed. I touch his chest then lay his underwear and shirt out on his lap. I fold my pants in my hand then walk out into the open. Chris still doesn't look up.

  Chris

"Why were you going to New York?"

I jump looking up at Cammie. She was in arms reach of me. I stand up from the table. Shit. What did she hear? Or did she hear that from Sevyn? I put my phone in my pocket feeling guilty as fuck. My response to it was anger.

"Why you want to know?"

"Don't get smart. It was a simple question."

I shrug her little attitude off. "That ain't your business."

"Oh shit. Really, Christopher. Cause what I heard it sounds like it should be my business."

"What did you hear?" I shrug. "If you know why you ask?"

She gives me a blank look. Shit she can see straight through my bullshit. Please leave me the fuck along. I don't feel like the shit right now. She stands there for a few more seconds then she goes to walk away. Tell her make her upset. Not tell her make her upset. Either way, I'm fucked because I should have took a walk. I spin around grabbing her arm.

"Hold up." I say.

"Get off of me." She snaps snatching away from me and walking out of the room.

I sit down then sigh. Shit. I'm fucking up. Been fucking myself up all day. I stare at my phone then turn it completely off. I fucking help myself. I look up all most falling out of the chair.

"Just don't know how to stay out of trouble."

"Man, fuck you."

He laughs. "Fuck me. But I told you. You go and make an enemy when you need a friend. You trying to make another cause I'll be your fucking enemy."

"What the fuck wrong with you and your girl?"

"Meaning?" Trey says sitting down at the table.

"Don't fucking sit with me." I snap.

He chuckles arrogantly. "My wife's table. My wife's house."

I stand up. "Fuck it then I'll leave."

"Bitch, sit down." Trey says pushing me into the chair from where he sat.

"Bruh, I swear."

"Okay, so you were going to New York to meet Karrueche. That shit failed. I'm wondering why you were doing it."

I look behind me. "Nigga, your wife already was sneaking around this bitch."

He reaches across the table grabbing something. He shows me Cammie in the baby's room changing his diaper. I sit back in the chair. I'm fucking defeated.

"I wanted to tell her about the baby."

"Why the fuck does it matter?"

I sit up leaning my head on my hands. "I've hurt her so much already. I didn't want her to find out from everybody but me."

"Stupid."

"That's why I don't talk to your righteous ass. Mr. Perfect Husband."

Trey chuckles. Still being arrogant. "My shit ain't enough to fuck up my home. The thing I want the most. You think I didn't reach out to exes trying to make sure there's no hard feelings. Shit got thrown in my face. Kae ain't shit and you know it. First thing she gonna do is run to the media. Then you stuck explaining to the one holding your shit down why you catering to the ex."

"Please, shut up your rant." I say trying to rub the stress from my mind.

"You being a bitch."

I wanted to hit him I swear. "You really gonna fucking..."

"So you going to tell me what you going to New York for?" Cammie says walking into the dining room.

"I'm tired as fuck." Trey says.

Cammie gives him the baby. "Hmm?"

"Was going to a party. Why you worried about it so?"

"Cause word is you were going to the suites to fuck your ex."

I look at Trey. He couldn't have fucking told her that shit. I look between the two of them then focus on Trey. He slowly turns his attention from the baby to me. Nigga looking like he was waiting on an answer. Man fuck shit.

"People lie."

"Yeah." Cammie shrugs walking towards the door. "I have to use the bathroom. I'll come back for him in a second."

Trey smiles really hard at Caden. He has gotten big really fast. He looks like a normal baby now. Their happy shit is fucking with me right now. Y'all can't be fucking happy as shit like this. Fuck all that. Something going on. Bullshit as life.

"Want advise?"

"No." I snap.

Trey stands up with Caden. "Bruh, worry about the girl you with. You always stuck on the wrong shit. Next time don't walk around the house like you home alone. When you say shit people put shit together. We all know Kae in New York right now. So you being all hot giving your shit away."

"I was thinking you changed your mind and went to New York." Sevyn says walking in the room. She takes Caden from Trey. "Trey, I can see all your shit. Where are your pants?"

"Why you all in my shit?" he says walking out.

I look at him. I didn't realize he didn't have on fucking pants. Walking around in his boxers? I stand up then walk to the window. How the hell Cammie heard my conversation? Trey implied that she heard the whole thing. I look over to my left. I step forward again looking around the corner at the chairs on the floor. I look over my shoulder to see how many doors were in the room. I could see the only door in here the whole time.

"He is so fucking cute." Amber says coming around in front of me. "What's your problem?"

"I'm an ass." I say then sigh.

She shrugs. "Some times."

"Most of the time."

"Christopher Brown, shut up. Why you on a pity trip?"

"Why aren't you mad about this? Don't you feel like it should have been you?"

"No." she says truthfully.

I don't want to tell her about Kae. Oh yeah so i was going to party with Kae and possibly fuck to lighten up the mood to tell her that I cheated on her and I have a baby. But okay shit happens. I talked to you and changed my mind completely. I hug her side then start kissing her neck. I'm so sorry for the things that I put you through. The dumb shit you don't know and I wish you never find out.

"Have all seen... Oh never mind. I got it. Thanks for helping me look for it." Cammie says checking her phone.

"Were you and Trey in here fucking?"

Sevyn sucks her teeth. "Why would you ask that?"

Cammie rolls her eyes. "Exactly like it's his damn business."

"Sorry." I say.

"Brown, chances are they were fucking. They actually fuck a lot." Amber says.

I glance at Cammie. "Why do you know that?"

"Cause she nosey." Cammie snaps.

"How is it okay for you to say that but when I say it..."

Cammie sucks her teeth. "You asked directly. She just guessing."

"I'm not." Sevyn snaps. "Oh before I forget. So your ex texting me your conversation and shit. Anything you want to say?"

"No." I whisper. Im highly pissed.

"Like what the bitch even got to text? I don't understand why there is even an opportunity."

"I don't see why you are in this conversation." I look towards the door at Trey. He raises his eyebrows. "Wife. You needed some place else."

Cammie folds her arms. "I'm needed where?"

Trey waves her to him. "Jay, let them deal with their issues. Come on."

"Fine." Cammie says walking to Trey but talking shit once out of the room.

"Nothing?" Sevyn says walking towards the door.

I stop her. "Just wanted to talk about the baby thing."

"To Kae? And that will do what?"

"I changed my mind. I realized it wasn't necessary. I was really going to party."

"Yeah."

I wanted to get upset but I control it. "Do I get any acknowledgement of the... Shit I don't know. You can hate me."

"Chris, I don't hate you. I will leave before I did that. I don't take second pick very well."

"I canceled it."

She shrugs. "Whatever."

"What the hell that means?"

"I don't own you. It means whatever."

"Yeah, just know you don't play second. Got it."

She turns to walk out again. "I won't be sitting around wondering if you really are where you say you are. I won't."

I let her walk out.

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bilbo: i have the highest standards

thorin: what’s the spanish word for “tortilla”?

bilbo, ripping his clothes off: you absolute dumbass

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pippin: guys we have to be careful, someone here is possessed by an owl

legolas: who?

pippin: that’s the thing, we don’t-

pippin: 👁️ 👁️

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bilbo: he’s so handsome. so thoughtful… i wonder what he’s thinking about

thorin: wednesday? wed-nes-day? whensday?

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pippin: i have a confession. i’m terrified of the backstreet boys

merry: tell me why

pippin: *screams*

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a night or so ago, i mentioned a list of interesting book details from the hobbit that would be good touches to fanfic. i didn’t expect the amount of interaction i got from it, so here it is!

here’s the link!

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i have an obsession with strong broody men wearing flower crowns made by and given to them by their chaos sunshine partner

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fíli: bilbo is choking! i need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

kíli: quick, turn it upside down and use the 6!

fíli: genius!

bilbo: *briefly stops choking* what the fuck?