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gatorgrumbles · 2 months

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Finally drew my favorite sassy bitch

#I loved this line in the dub so much #we said it at the same time when I was watching and I laughed so hard I almost died #chill out bitch I’m going for a road trip don’t kill my vibe #I adore his only fun times attitude so much #my little hottopic trash baby #this guy definitely listens to the edgiest bands #what brand of eyeliner do u use boy #android 17 #android arc #red ribbon army #dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball fanart #my art #drawing #digital art #art

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biboomerangboi · 2 months

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Been thinking about the homoerotic potential of Xianle Quartet again and I think I’ve figured out the best/funniest way for the post canon dynamic to play out: Xie Lian gets his offical harem.

And no I don’t mean Xie Lian just gets to hold hands with everyone. I think Hua Cheng who wants Gege to be happy and give him everything he wants but also genuinely believes he’s better than Feng Xin and Mu Qing starts acting like the Wife and Feng Xin and Mu Qing are Xie Lians concubines.

I think it would start with Hua Cheng giving them strictly solicited times to be with Xie Lian and then later when Xie Lian admits he feels something more about the two of them he would get real into it.

He makes it extremely clear he’s the first and most important wife in this game and they play by his rules. They deal with his times and get to see him give Xie Lian really extravagant gifts to wear when he spend time with them as well as giving him lots of love bites not to mention lots of little digs and because Fengqing are Fengqing they instantly match the energy.

The Harem games begin.

There’s so much side comments and subterfuge and of course fights to see who is the favourite while also convinced that it won’t be them because they start to notice all the beautiful things about their competitors in a really homoerotic way.

They would all start to act nice with each other when they are with of Xie Lian because they notice that he likes that and they have points to win. So there are lots of group spars and meals with a general play nice vibe to them. Until they reluctantly start to like playing nice but are also be thinking fuck these guys. These two guys are the worst people in the world.

Then of course Xie Lian goes away for a few days on a mission and they all lose it . They will literally have no one to perform for and yet they are all still being so petty and in each others business, then each others faces, and then suddenly they are all in each others bed.

Xie Lian naturally comes back to this and is delighted by this development.

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landfilloftrash · 5 months

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seeing ghosts everywhere you go?

are they all in your head or are they here causing that chill in your bones?

#my art #Ace Attorney #Miles Edgeworth #Phoenix Wright #Gregory Edgeworth #Manfred von Karma #i think the concept of him seeing Actual Ghosts is delightful and should be expanded upon because YES. GET HAUNTED BITCH (affectionate)—#however; Metaphorical ones. Things he didn’t expect to see after Gregory was gone #the boy you have raised being like his father in every way you did not expect and it blind siding you every time no matter how you prepare #and the man who finally takes you down from your pedestal of godhood having the same gumption and determination #as the only man who could go against you toe to toe in court and scarred you in more ways than one #Manfred von Karma sees ghosts; it’s just up to your interpretation whether or not they’re real or crafted from his own guilt #rea rambles in the tags #small side note; it is *so* incredibly fun to draw him clutching his shoulder I’m sorry if you notice it a lot from me. ok thats it thank u #rea’s trash

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hanakihan · 8 months

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sometimes I’m sad how SVSSS did Shen Jiu dirty considering he was such a perfect villain bitch that had understandable background but it absolutely didn’t excuse his behavior, truly a man who could’ve looked at life form different angle when given a second chance

and then apparently he gets yeeted out of his own body without any information on whatever the fuck he’s even existing anymore

like yea i like SVSSS but dear god Shen Jiu was a fucking golden mine and the way he oh so conveniently got yeeted out of story makes me fucking sad

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen jiu #I’m so sad over how canon treated him #in a way he just got yeeted #he could’ve had such insanely good enlightenment arc #not truly a redemption because no one expects him to suddenly be all good #but like him looking at life and himself and others from different angle too #still grumpy bitchy dumbass but less malicious #more to neutral bitch scale honestly #him not treating binghe like a trash but also not being nice #shen jiu eventually be like: ‘i literally was neutral to you why you like me you dumbass—‘#honestly if not romance shen jiu and binghe could’ve had a really weird friendship-mutual understanding #*head in hands* god

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born-to-riot · 5 months

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Siri, how do I explain to the universe that I have refused to read QOAAD since it came out all those years ago because of certain spoilers and am waiting until the first book of TWP comes out so I can be spoiled again before reading it? There is a REASON that “if Kitty doesn’t become canon I will SUE” is in my bio, okay?

#tid #tda #tmi #tlh #cassandra clare #twp #qoaad #the shadowhunter chronicles #kitty trash #kit x ty #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #kit and ty #the wicked powers #listen I’m a weak bitch okay

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virianhaven · 6 months

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My little vampire pretties 🧛🏼🧛🏽‍♀️

#varian #violet parr #virian #crossover #crossover shipping #crossover ship #fanart #fan art #vampire au #my art #oh bitch they ate #expressive boyfriend and almost emotionless girlfriend #goth gf goth gf goth gf #I’m so obsessed with this it’s atrocious #rta varian #I’m so TRASH for this au #vampire virian supremacy #tangled #tangled the series

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jasontoddiefor · 7 months

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I’m sorry this novel is how long—

#downloading epubs has screwed with me #anyway since I’m all caught up on the comic #I thought I’d start reading #trash of the count's family #this bitch is HOW many chapters???

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twistedappletree · 16 days

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AINT NO FUCKING WAY

#new girl working for my client asked me for money??#TWICE #then when i didn’t answer she had the nerve to drive to my clients house unannounced #and DEMAND my client to give her money????#she literally just got paid saturday #like she was actually in my client’s house screaming ‘i need money NOW’#what in the FUCK #WHY IS NOBODY EVER JUST FUCKING NORMAL HOLY SHIT #ALSO #how is it my clients fault that you already spent all your fucking money???#how is it MY fault either????#what in the goddamn fuck dude like i’m actually #flabbergasted #and that is NOT okay with me at all #coming into my clients house and treating her that way????#i actually don’t think it’s safe to keep her after this #my client lets her use her credit card and she knows where the cash is kept in her house #like after that i would not put it past this bitch to try and steal #broooo i’m so fucking on edge over this #why are so many people so goddamn manipulative and dishonest and straight up TRASH #i’m so mad i’m so fucking m a d #apple babble 🍎#non fandom

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lavampira · 17 days

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#lol. fatigue is kicking my ass and the fact i haven’t slept well in days isn’t helping.#and i hate feeling so off the rails every month #emotionally and physically both but especially emotionally #like yeah i’ve found something that helps now so it’s not like that stretch of months where my mental health was trashed #but pmdd really is that bitch sabotaging me when i’m. so tired. lmao #anyway sorry 2 whine on main again yk how it is #the life and times

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mypimpademia · 5 months

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Ohhhh and don’t even get me started on the bitches that tried to get famous off this shit like all those TikTok filters and audios that got proven false and were just cash/clout grabs???? None of you deserve to see the light of day.

#pimptalks #and I’m ngl to you I never trusted most of them #I used them because you can never be too sure but finding out that nearly all of them were fake disgusted me #especially that ‘abusin me’ song #bitch you used a genocide to launch your trash ass music career????

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idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes · 2 months

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i would be such a good boyfriend honestly

#I would get her gifts frequently #and have a trash can in my bathroom #ya know for periods and allat #speaking of periods #I would always have a box of pads or tampons under the bathroom sink if she forgets to bring some or whatever #and I would also be EXTRA nice to her and buy her chocolate on her period #and I would make sure to compliment her and tell her how much I love her everyday #like I would always make sure she knows she’s a wonderful fabulous gorgeous talented amazing perfect woman #I would also use a bunch of dumb pick up lines while we’re together #and some of the pickup lines would just be from songs she likes #if she likes Tyler the creator? “They should call you sugar cause you’re just so sweet”#if she likes MCR? “I just wanted you to know that the world is ugly but you’re beautiful to me”#etc #and everything she’s insecure of?#I would try my best to make sure she loves them #she has a bigger belly?#girl don’t be insecure of that it’s fuckin gorgeous and if anyone ever tells you otherwise then just call me up so I can bitch slap their #dumbass #I’m not even lying though #girls with bigger stomachs are so cute istg #or if she thinks she’s too tall?#more hight just means more skirt to twirl sister #but ima cis straight girl so idk

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camgoloud · 6 months

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i simply feel that if you burn shit in your roommate’s skillet you should then feel the obligation to be the one who scrapes it out and cleans up

#sometimes i think about the fact that i’m literally the only person who’s cleaned the kitchen in this place for the entire year and a half #i’ve lived here and i get. a little pissed off #i’ve tried being polite and bringing up the problem without explicitly pointing fingers by leaving cleaning products (which i bought)#out on the counters and sending a text in the group chat like ‘hey! 😊 i got these wipes for us! i think that all of us could #use these a little more often so that the kitchen doesn’t get so gross!’ but it seems that everyone either has no sense of shame or just #genuinely doesn’t mind living in filth for the periods between the marathon cleaning sessions i do every few weekends when i have the time #one of the guys who lives downstairs will just walk right by me cleaning up on his way to the fridge and pretend he can’t see me #which is still better than the other one (the one who just burned shit in my skillet) who once saw me cleaning and asked if he could help #and when i got all pleased and asked if he could maybe take the trash out for me while i was cleaning counters (a small and simple task!#when he’d literally asked me if there was anything he could do!) he visibly deflated. said ‘well i’m not really around here much [so it’s #not my trash in there etc.]’ and wandered off. without doing anything #like. HELLO???? you could have just been like the other guy and pretended you didn’t see me doing all the work if this was how you were #going to be about it #but i guess he wanted to feel good about himself having offered/expected me to just say ‘oh no thanks i love being your housekeeper 😊’#tbh i really need to be more assertive and be like ‘hey guys i’m sick of this’ and maybe. bring up the Sexism of it all. because.#you know. the whole situation feels pretty gendered #was complaining about all this to an irl friend the other day and she said i should start a chore chart but i don’t want to be responsible #for maintaining the chore chart either! take on the mental load of managing the housework and also turning into Resident Bitch for asking #men to do things for me. you know. there is simply no way out here #there is another woman who lives here as well but unfortunately i don’t think she’ll be much help in forcing the issue because. she doesn’t #clean shit either!#actually in the days since she moved in the shower drain in our bathroom has become horrendously clogged which. well. i mean not to point #fingers but one of us has got about two inches of hair and the other has got a foot and a half. so #i also simply feel that if you clog a drain you should be the one to unclog it but i’ll probably do that as well #sorry for the massive tag rant by the way i really shouldn’t make myself out to be some kind of martyr because i’m not particularly neat #myself but…. ooooh god if the bar isn’t all the way down in hell #anyway i just did a whole bunch of dishes but i left that one skillet to soak passive-aggressively overnight #i don’t think the aggression will come across though because i think he genuinely won’t even pay attention to the fact that it’s still #dirty and i’ll end up being the one to clean it tomorrow #caseyposting

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k0n3k0rin · 7 months

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i love the ultimate imposter because his existence means that us fatties can cosplay literally any danganronpa character and it would be canon compliant

#danganronpa #my trash #what’s that? i’m too fat to be junko?#surprise bitch #i’m the ultimate imposter disguised as junko #obligatory cosplay is for everyone bc duh #but still. god bless you ultimate imposter

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theglassesgirl · 10 months

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