aziraphale is so fucking silly he makes me wanna bash my head in with a rock everything he says is absolute bullshit wtf is 'jiggery-pokery' ??? bitch im gonna kiss you on the mouth
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the book trend that needs to be left in the dust for the new year is greek mythology retellings. i am so sick and tired of "retellings" of greek (or roman, but mainly greek) mythology from authors that clearly have a very surface level pop cultural understanding of the myth(s) they're adapting and the culture(s) they're depicting. especially the many that market themselves as "feminist retellings" where the "feminism" is basically just "men bad sometimes", and especially when they're "feminist retellings" that take some of the few mythological women who get happy endings and take it away from them for the sake of saying "men bad sometimes". it's all so shallow and they exploded this year and i'm sick of it.
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thinking about the last time my dad and I hung out to play Genshin. he was playing through act 2 of the Liyue archon quest and I was doing Kaveh's hangout again.
then that scene in the House of Daena where Alhaitham randomly shows up and teases the hell out of Kaveh happened. my dad paused his game just to watch. and at the end of it, you wanna know what he said? in an overly dramatic Cyno impression, "these two need to get over themselves and go on a date already"
my dad doesn't even know who Alhaitham and Kaveh are and he still ships them. pack it up fellas we won 🫡
on a side note, did anyone else notice how Alhaitham has this tiny little smile on his face when he's talking about how Kaveh used to annotate every book he read during their Akademiya days? also the fact that he knew exactly where to find the books Kaveh annotated in the library even after they were moved out of sight by some old geezer. not to mention the architecture book Kaveh found that Alhaitham read and wrote in at some point despite not caring about architecture. this man is down bad istg
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strong urge to write an Obey Me fic where MC figured out really fast human fascinate demons for many reasons and gets a Devilhub account. they're really popular on it really fast. but the thing is
they're just doing normal shit and chatting about what life is like in the human realm
and demons go wild for it
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been thinking about that nihilistic dan 'love is not real souls aren't real' speech all while literally sitting next to your soulmate of 15 years in the house you bought and designed together with that person
yeah dan absolutely please stop making us feel lonely and jealous of what you have (you lucky bastard)
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bangs pots and pans
raph was never any less suited to leadership than leo
raph was never any less suited to leadership than leo
raph was N E V E R any less suited to leadership than leo
idk how many times i can say it before it sinks in that in rise there was never once any point where that was the point being made
if you just like leo’s character better than you like raph’s, that’s fine! if you just like it better when leo is leader, that’s fine! i have no issue!
but we need to stop trying to circle that leadership change back to somehow being about better or worse or ~more cut out for it~ because it sucks to throw the great job raph did through the series under the bus in order to prop up leo’s good qualities.
they’re both great leaders. they both have strong suits and weak suits in the role, they both have growth and development when they’re in that role. they BOTH make on-screen mistakes in that role and aren’t very good at it at first! not getting a more in-depth explanation about it in the movie or series stinks and it’s very interesting to explore, but seriously.
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not to be like “ugh aos crew” again but ugh aos crew again spock really got accepted into the most prestigious university on vulcan and was like “haha fuck you <3″ bc they insulted the fact that he’s mixed-race jim banged his forehead in the shuttle within the first 30 seconds he was on board leonard was hiding in the bathroom of said shuttle because he hates flying sulu couldn’t get the ship to warp for the first 3 minutes of his first-ever flight on the enterprise uhura is mostly okay still except she’s also got a thing going with her former professor so maybe that raises some eyebrows (ha) scotty is literally in a butt-fuck middle of nowhere outpost on a death ice planet chekov is. seventeen. i don’t really have much more to add to that except guys your ensign is seventeen years old
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