#blinking white guy

[unitedfrontvarietyhour]

[rodenka]

blinking phantom lancer

[reactshuns]

[gamesline]

The Bulletin: Giant Bummer

This time on the Bulletin: A lackadaisical release week unfortunately framed by tons of layoffs. Read the full article

[menlove]

constantly shocked and surprised by the amount of christians that wind up on my dash (no hate lmao). so.

*this includes catholic as well & really any other sect/branch/etc. ik many consider there to be a difference but the essential question here is: do you believe in jesus as the son of god and savior of man etc

[valiantstarlights]

Matthew: So what's our next move? 🏃‍♂️

Dream: I'm going in search of my helm. 🐘⛑️ And you are going to the Dreaming. 🏰

Matthew: Or, hear me out 👂 you could take me with you 🧺 and we'll never have to have this conversation ever again. 🗣🐤

Dream: That does sound tempting. 🤔 In fact 😈 where I am going, I may have need of you. 😈

Matthew: Yeah? 😊✨️ Where are we going? 😊✨️

Dream: ...Hell. 🔥

Matthew:

[skyeventide]

this essay: tolkien was too careful about naming so it's not possible he named lotr for sauron.

me: well... that's possible, the lord of the rings may in fact be the ring itself and not sauron

essay: which is why the lord is god and the rings are the circles of the world : )

[percocet]

11.22.2022: #cool guys don't look at explosions

[wildflower-otome]

Elliot March: 'It isn't enough just to have you in front of me. I want you bind you more tightly. To this world, to the Family.....and to me.'

'If someone else is gonna steal you away, or I'm just gonna lose you when you return to your world anyway.....I think it would be better to just kill you.'

A cold voice.

He wasn't threatening me.

He really meant it.

[phantumpenis]

I just learned Mussolini's cause of death while I'm very high and in my parents house for the first time in over a year.

[sea-jello]

i keep imagining spinjitzu brothers wu doing this face and its so fucking funny to me

[butevrythinggoesaway]

So I already headcanon that Benj is pretty much immortal because of the Spider God, and that Marvel Noir actually does have colour it just changes in saturation sometimes, and that Marvel Noir and the Arkhamverse are the same world because pretty much worst case scenario...

AU where Benj finds Jason before Slade can, immediately adopts him without realizing. If I continue drawing for this au, I will post on either my spiderverse and arkham knight blog and reblog to the opposite blog, and switch between that. Either way, it'll end up on both blogs.

[averlym]

a word to the wise sometimes the only true rest is looking beyond what you thought was success

so true! adamandi is full of wise advice such as this, including: "and you'll never feel better if you - fucking die- you stupid ass!"

[cinnamonest]

Spotify is calling me out for being a weeb AND having a unhealthy addiction to listening to music like I knew both of those things but I honestly wasn't expecting it to be this bad. This entire Wrapped felt like a series of consecutive punches with every screen transition

I was gonna take a screenshot from the playlist of top 100 songs but quickly realized there is not a single point on that playlist where I could take a screenshot that didn't contain at least one song that would cast a curse on my lineage

[erikatsu]

me: ill spend one wish what are the odds

the odds:

[statiicstag]

Hey alastor, question , are you in need of a step father, asking for a friend

Pardon?

❝ Not particularly. ❞

❝ Pray tell, is your friend in need of their internal organs? ❞