#boomer shit

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SO true

[epilepticsaints]

[dichotomoustessellations]

Did you know television is making kids fucking gay nowadays?? guy role playing his own ultimate version of misogynistic effeminate weakness by being controlled and under rule when he makes millions of decisions every day that shape his life woke made my wife leave me!!!

[i-bring-crack]

I feel like the author actively tried to make the anatgonist more psychotic so that Jin Woo could have the higher moral ground.

-Hwang Dong Su tries to take revenge for his brother despite being a bad person? oh no later it is revealed he just like killing people.

-Kang Tae Shik is out there killing criminals who abuse the power of being hunters by sexually assulting someone? next line yeah he is also just doing this for fun and becasue killing people is better than monsters.

-Thomas Andre is a person who wants to protect his guildmates at all costs and will fight anyone who tries to hurt them?

A smile broke out on Thomas Andre’s face as he licked his lips. That fool Hwang Dong-Su no longer mattered in this fight. There was only one way to restore his damaged pride. And that would be to… ‘….Kill that impudent b*stard….’ - chapter 191

well... i guess that doesnt matter as much.

There is also not mentioning the fact that every other antagonist is just:

Serial Killer (Dong Suk and lizards)

A monster who wants to kill (even though that "no choice except fight" mana crystal could have been explored)

The one that just likes killing for fun (Monarchs, Ant King, albeit Beru did get explored more but thats becuase he is a shadow :)

And Goto Ryuji

[tattoorue]

[cornsword]

Am I going to have to stop using Tumblr until the tshirts featuring hateful boomery slogans and guns go away? If I wanted to see intermittent fasting shit and far right fashions I’d be on Facebook. I get why the robots might think I’m the demo for this stuff but I am here for cartoons and puppets sir.

[shortforisland]

re: green bean giant

@mazekingdom so its the green bean giant (green, white loincloth), eating a mango (3 months,agender, peru), and the mango is eating bird seed (ace hardware mixed seed)

[futureofthemasses]

In case you were wondering just how out of touch the Boomer generation is, I was at a meeting today where I was the only one who knew you pay rent monthly

[radioactivememe]

Boomers & Gen X: hnrg social media bad

Everyone: Wow! Amazing! Brilliant! How Insightful

Gen Z: hey our government is pretty fucked up and capitalism is killing us

Everyone: shhh. ur just a silly kid go back to the crayon corner

Gen Z: I’m 18?

Everyone: *no longer listening* kids these days I swear

[where-r-the-chickennuggies]

Okay, okay, ya'll this is breaking news.

I was chatting with my mom about Pokémon, talking about birthday gifts and somehow got on the topic explaining how Deoxys got his ass beat by Rayquaza.

My mom just said this:

"His arms look like Twislers! You're the fizzle my twizzle. Fo shizzle!"

I'm sobbing rn😭💀

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[owsthetic]

says the generation that fucked everything so hard kids can barely play in public parks let alone their yards, the generation that paid 5 cents for a can of soda is the same generation that made it so we pay 3.50, fuck off.

[hazelbutterflies]

in what world…..are millennials middle aged…no

[elbowreveal]

Been thinking about how dsmp characters absolutely popped the fuck off. What do you MEAN two characters already knew each other hundreds of years ago because they are both exempt from death in opposite ways and used to be friends? What do you MEAN the goddess of death can Summon An Enchanted Forest to grow out of thin air? What do you MEAN a guy can pick up unobtainable shreds of the fabric of reality and put them in his pocket?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOTEM OF DEATH RETIRED TO A LIFE OF CREATION INSTEAD OF KILLING EVEN THOUGH HIS PAST HAUNTS HIM.

[waitineedaname]

divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks

divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!

divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason

[aloftmelevar]

2023 has been, without a doubt, the most depressing, dire, enraging year for the internet. youtube is blocking adblockers. twitter is a racist homophobic NFT bro incel's paradise. tumblr is shoving their dumbass live service in our faces (yet it's still the most habitable social media right now). reddit had that whole API disaster thing. instagram killed hashtags and now it's basically impossible to grow an account on there...and horrific everything-phobic comments are allowed, and if you report them or call them out, YOU'RE the one who gets banned.

at the beginning of 2023, most of these websites were still themselves for the most part, but for some reason it was this year when they all decided to burst into flames. the internet is literally uninhabitable. we live in a world that's suffering from inflation, where the average neurodivergent youtube junkie like me isn't able to afford 15 dollars a month to remove ads. there are too many streaming services. everything is too much. it's too overstimulating.