#boop!

[salternateunreality2]

Boop Wars

From the @strayheartless archives <3

Sephiroth learns what booping is from Zack one day and gently starts booping everyone he cares about. Cloud takes it personally and starts booping him back. Well, Cloud *tries* to boop him back, but Seph's so LONG. Doesn’t matter, Cloud’s a crafty, sneaky boopster and darts around like a silent, vengeful chocobo with a big foam finger to make up for the height difference.

So to keep the fun alive, Genesis and Zack appear out of nowhere and attach bells to both Cloud and Sephiroth to reduce their sneak abilities. So now the entire tower is jingling and giggling and Sephy is having the time of his LIFE. This is speaking to some inner instinct of his, but in a fun way for the first time outside of sparring.

Kunsel is glad he wears a helmet by default, because the number of times jingling grows louder rapidly, he gets booped, and giggles fade into the distance is too dang high. Kunsel's one of their few friends, so he's getting the brunt of this, along with Angeal, Genesis, and Zack.

Aerith, daughter of chaos, sneaks in and everyone thinks she's either Cloud or Sephiroth because who else could it be? They’re too fast to catch in the act, and those two goofballs are the only ones truly going at it.

Genesis, on a conference call: HEY! Sorry, one of them got me.

Angeal: HEY! ‘Scuse me, same here.

Zack: YO! Wait, how were the two of them in three places at once?!?!?!

Aerith: *giggles in the vents*

Lazard allows it, but subtly hints that they be careful who they do it to and definitely don't provoke anyone they shouldn't, because he's only going to help them get out of trouble if he himself is not too annoyed. Unfortunately for their victims, this gives them ~ideas~

Cloud pounces on Hojo and rips a chunk of skin and hair out, kicks him in the nuts, and screams BOOP. Then spends an hour in the bathroom aggressively grooming whatever part of himself touched The Horror.

Genesis decides to smack Scarlet for suggesting they use citizens as test dummies, calmly saying "Boop". Scarlet absolutely takes the bait and now it's a petty slap fight between them.

Angeal has his head in his hands. Is it embarrassment? Is it to hide his laughter? Only he knows…

Rufus shoots President Shinra and says "boop".

Somewhere in the chaos, Hojo's head falls on the floor with a dull thud and a deep, purring voice says “boop”.

[shurinpat]

boops you

[liatorii]

PvP enabled? On my website?

[jun-hug]

boop!

[almightaylor]

HENRY SHOVED BOOPED ME!!!

[sencheep5]

sketched something real quick for boop day! BOOP!

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

GET BOOPED!

[gemeenteurk]

I am the april fool in question

[nocek]

the all out boop war reminded me I actually had this in my wips that I forgot about XD

[octobertomarch]

Inspired by none other than the Tumblr Boop Fest

Was it SUPER BOOP or EVIL BOOP?

[powdermelonkeg]

Did you know you get two cats if you max out your boop-o-meter?

[official-williewoo]

Boop him?

He might come over to nap with you instead!

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles to Derek: Boop!

Derek, jumping backwards into a fighting stance: What the hell?!

Stiles: It's a boop, babe!

Derek: It's a what now?

Stiles: Oh my God, Der. A boop! Please don't tell me you've never been booped before! Are you——wow, Derek Hale, are you, like, a boop virgin?

Derek:

Stiles: *slowly going in for another boop*

Derek: *tackling Stiles to the ground and landing on top of him*

Stiles: *gasps*

Derek: Wow, Stiles Stilinski, are you, like, a virgin-virgin?

Stiles: What? Pfft, Der, you absolutely know I'm not. *flicks eyebrows lewdly*

Stiles: I, just, uh...

Stiles: Meow!

Derek: *instantly confused, loses his advantage*

Stiles: *speed boops Derek approximately 2,437 times*

Stiles: Ha!

Derek: *recovers like a ninja and retaliates by pinning Stiles and kissing him senseless*

Stiles and Derek: *kissing*

Stiles and Derek: *more kissing*

Stiles and Derek: *still kissing*

Scott, walking in on them: *gasps*

Scott: Oh, okay, very funny, I get it; April Fools, right? Jokes on me.

Stiles and Derek: *breaking off from the kiss*

Stiles: Um, no, bro we're, uh...

Derek: In love.

Stiles: *tears up*

Scott: *also tears up, but for very different reasons*

Derek: *gets up and pulls Stiles up with him, grabbing him by the hand*

Derek: *walks up to scott, dragging Stiles beside him*

Derek: *boops Scott*

Derek: *in a completely monotone voice* Boop.

Derek: *throws Stiles over his shoulder firefighter-style and walks off*

Stiles: *shouting from around the corner* HE'S THE ANAKIN TO MY PALPATINE, SCOTTY! I BROUGHT HIM OVER TO THE BOOPSIDE!!

Scott: *has a nervous breakdown*

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for @greyhavenisback, to hopefully make you smile...

and A VERY APRIL BOOP DAY TO ALL YOU STEREK LOVE-FOOLS OUT THERE! <333 (may the boop be with you! lol)

[cassandrattpd]

you're still booped and that's final

[lady-phasma]

BOOP

[animecatoftheday]

Happy April Fool’s day tumblr!