#borhap hc

[deakydeaky]

Having a baby with Ben

(A/N: Omg hi!! I’ve missed you all so much, and it’s been so long since I’ve written so I thought why not some Ben stuff? I want to thank @cardboardbenmazzello for bringing me out of retirement, your comments really got me going again. I also want to thank all of you for still following me and liking my stuff and what not, it means a lot. And please forgive me for not writing for a minute now, I’ve been super busy and my mental health was going down but I’m back and writing again! Sorry if there are typos, I was really excited to write again. Anyways, please enjoy and I love you, cutie🥰)

Finding out:

You and Ben had a good three months of dating because before that you guys were semi friends

Thanks to Gwil you two saw that you were kind of good together. They was also flirting between you two and you always felt comfortable together

You guys haven’t had the talk about kids or marriage or anything serious

He had also been filming a lot, so dates weren’t really a thing. He was filming or at the gym or something important so time together was amazing

When he came back you guys knew how to fill up time if you know what I mean (Stevie Wonder starts to play)

After that he was back and away at filming. Then, one day, you started to notice things were off

Small things like your boobs hurt or you wanted things that you hated or the smell of everything. You thought, at first, that it was just you’re period. Then, you noticed you were late

You knew right away that it was a possibility. Sometimes things get so wrapped up that you guys don’t think about protection

You couldn’t believe you were so stupid. You called your best friend immediately for them to pick you up a test, if you went the press could be all over you

When they got there you had drunken so much water you thought you would explode. You took the test and you both waited. You went around and around about if you were or not and what would happen but you ended up picking up that positive stick and knew what you had to do

Telling:

You were of course nervous. Kids never came up in any sort of conversation. Maybe when you saw a fan with a kid and you commented on how cute it was but you never talked about your kids.

You wanted to have it all planned out but when he came home it was a complete surprise. You had no idea he was planning on it either.

He came in really late at night but thankfully you were still up, watching your tv show and eating, while in his pajamas. You looked to see your door being open to just see him

You jumped up out of bed and ran into his arms before he could put his bags down. He hugged you hella tightly as you started to cry. You didn’t mean to, you had kissed him so much and you were scared to tell him because you thought you had more time. As he hugged you tighter you thought you would choke

“Don’t crush us.” You said as you broke apart because you realized what you had said. He folded his eyebrows at you before laughed a little. You smiled widely and then coughed.” Us.” You said as you put your hand on your stomach.

“Are you- are you kidding?” You shook your head as you felt sick.” I’m going to be a dad?” You nodded again.” A dad? I’m a dad!” He hugged you again.

“You’re not mad?” You asked him as you started to cry again.” No I’m not mad. Hey don’t cry.” He said as he put his hands on your cheeks.” I love you, I love you guys.”

The pregnancy/labor:

He was doing a lot of press tours but he was there as much as he could be, along with the others. You told him not to stress because it wasn’t a big deal. You both agreed that the last month and a half he had to be there no matter what and it seemed like a really good deal.

When he wasn’t there the first few months it was always Gwil or Joe. Simply because Joe had basically moved in and Gwil was there Incase you killed him. The others were visit but weren’t there as much as those two

Everyone kept you comfortable and safe. They made sure you ate right, took your vitamins, hold back your hair and always had someone there to cuddle with.

When Ben was there he did those things but better? You liked him there better because he always helped by talking about how excited he was to be a dad and all of those dad things

Joe tried but the second he got on baby names you thought you would lose your mind

“We’re not naming the baby after you!” You would yell from the kitchen. “Why not?” Joe would yell back at her. “Joe please.” Gwil would try to help. “Do it coward!” Joe would yell at you as you came in. You would look at Gwil as Joe kept yelling as to why the baby should be named after him. “We’re going to fight.”

Being pregnant was actually kind of fun for you. You didn’t have to do anything and it was great, sometimes you hated how much you did nothing but you got use to it because you knew the next eighteen years weren’t going to be like this

You were eating a lot of foods that you use to hate as well that made Ben laugh. You were eating his food, the food you made fun of him for. “It’s a boy, I just know it.” You would tell him as you ate his food. “Or it likes to be healthy.” You gasped. “Our baby is already weird.”

You also loved when you saw Ben get so protective of you two. He was always on something. Making sure you were laying right, not letting you do some things because of the baby, little things to. “Ben I can drive a car.” “You two are fine right there.” You nodded. “Is the three pillows necessary?” “Yes.”

You two got a dog because you would cry if someone wasn’t by you most of the time, you had no idea why but it was just what happened.

The baby kicks were amazing because Ben could feel them when they first happened, until Joe made his way when he heard you guys. “Coming through! What is Joe doing?” You both sighed. “The baby is kicking.” Joe put his hand on your stomach to feel. “It’s a sign he wants to be named Joe.” The baby then kicked, making Joe’s eyes light up. “I think it means he wants you to go away.” You would tell him. “Nope that’s just you, it’s kicking more, oh my god, I love you.”

One day it was you and Joe because Ben has went out for groceries, and by that you mean what you were craving when you felt a pain. You gasped and sat up as Joe was napping next to you. After a few seconds it happened okay. You hit Joe, working him up. “What? What?” He would say groggy. You just let out a groan. “I think I peed myself.” Joe laughed. “Your water broke! It’s go time people! We’ll call Ben from the car, let’s go, I’ve been waiting for this moment!”

Joe stayed with you until Ben could come. And when he did it was like the baby knew it’s dad was there because he started to come out, and fast.

How the gang is with the baby/parenting:

They all love it, very much. The baby makes one single coo and they all lose their minds. They’re over a lot to see the baby too.

They play with it so much, feed it when it needs a bottle, kisses it all over it’s face, the whole thing.

Rami is scared that he’ll break the baby everytime he picks it up. Gwil thinks there is nothing in the world is more pure than that baby. Lucy thinks she would break through walls for that baby. And Joe....

Well Joe thinks that baby is just as much his and the others. He is the most excited about being an uncle, he thinks the baby is cuter than a puppy, he loves this baby.

“Joe... my kid please.” You would say as you had a bottle warmed up. “Sleeping again but we’ll get back to you when we’re ready to eat.” You would shake your head before giving him to bottle.

“Is that a cute baby? Is that a cute baby? Yes it is! Yes it is!” Lucy would say as it was laying on the floor and crawling to her. “Look at them go, see come on baby, you got this.” Gwil would tell it

Rami says he feels like he could break it but when that baby is in his arms they lay there for hours upon hours. Everyone could be doing anything and that baby and him would just be chillin.

Joe lets the baby lay in his chest when it can’t sleep. Or just whenever it wants because that baby is crazy spoiled by him.

Having a hell of a lot of help because of how much they care about this baby. The baby is set for years when it comes to clothes and toys. They all love to see it’s face light up when it plays with a new toy.

You and Ben also love being a parent. You love to see them do the smallest thing because it’s crazy that they can. Their little baby hand holds anything and you two lose your mind

Ben loves being a dad more than anything. They do everything together too. He shops with them, goes to the mall with them, watching learning stuff with them, it was crazy

When the baby slept between you two it was the cutest thing to wake up to Ben cooing it back to sleep or hit him holding it and asleep

Ben would try to sing it songs to fall asleep but it likes it better when their other uncles do it.

“Ben it’s not going to choke on anything in its crib.” You would try to tell him as you found him over the crib again at night. “But what if it starts to eating the blanket.” “No baby would do that.” “But what if ours does?”

You always telling him how good of a dad he is and how much you love your little family.

Bonus! Growing up:

It’s been years later. Another kid and a marriage later to be exact.

It was the kids fifth birthday and everyone was coming over for the party. As more people came in the kid came shooting down the stairs.

“Uncle Joe!” The kid would jump into his arms, making him smile. “They kiddo, happy birthday.” Joe would kiss the top of its head.” Can you show me how old again?” Your kid would put up fix fingers with a smile.

“Growing up fast.” Lucy would say as she hugged you. “I remember their first steps.” You would say back. “Or when they started to crawl.” Gwil said as he hugged you.

“The party’s here!” Ben would yell as everyone got there. He would come over to you.” Roger got the cake, everyone brought a gift and the party is set. You did it, mom.” He said before he kissed you.” When do I get my superpowers?” He asked

“When you push out a kid.” You laughed before you kissed him again.” You’re already the best dad, what more could a kid want.” You both kissed yet again.

“Ew!” Both the kids and Joe would say as they walked in. A kid in one arm as he held the others hand. “Really?” Ben would say before running after them. Joe let them both go and to run off. “Save yourselves!” You smiled to yourself before walking into the living room to Ben grabbing both kids.

“You should have ten more.” Gwil said to you. “Yeah Y/N you two make pretty kids.” Lucy told you. “Agreed.” Rami would say. “Don’t we?” Joe agreed as he put his arm around you, making you all laugh. “I wouldn’t mind another one.” Ben spoke. Roger said back. “Yeah we’re getting old Y/N, they make us young.”

Ben and you both looked at each other. He looked at the kids with a smile before offering a birthday soda. “Not too much before dinner.” You reminded him and he just moved his head back and fourth. “Let’s go before we get anymore rules.” Ben told them both.

“You two are great parents.” You smiled.

“I’m glad you all feel that way because your wishes have already been granted.”

[cupboardzllo]

being a babie with mazzello | hc

a/n : HIIII welcome back to my writing! I miss all of ya so much :-] the other day i was hit with this thought of just being ababie arpund joe so here's a hc about that. Also, i wanna thank y'all for sticking with me when i was unactive several days ago...it means a lot to me!

also, i'm Chloe! Figured i will reveal my name after a while. People call me coco or cookie sometimes, so...let's be friend, i guess?

anyway, enjoy this hc!! ♡

•••

so we all know about the virus, honestly i think i'm the latest person to write about this

but joe freaking mazzello 'course cannot stay sane that long without you, his 24/7 childhood best friend

so he asked you to move in with him when the whole quarantine thingy started

"Come on!!! You will have the world-famous, fanfastic dino-shaped pancakes by Chef La Mazzello every morning, (Y/N)."

that was his effort to persuade you

of course you said yes

"Fine, but it's only because of the pancakes."

no (Y/N) we ALL know it's because you're head over heels for him!!!

moving-in day

it's not the first time you've stayed at his house

but you were pretty nervous with the idea of living with him, everyday, him seeing you without any makeup, or anything

ESPECIALLY your habits of cleaning products...you tend to use baby shampoo and soaps

when you put your johnson baby wash in his bathroom, Joe frowned

"Whose baby is staying here?."

you stuttered, "uhh...it's weird, but, it's mine...dONT LAUGH OKAY JOE-"

too late

joe's dying on the floor

(((((bathroom floor))))

"(Y/N) yOU'RE AN ADULT."

you tickled him as an escape of your embarassment, feeling shy

"OKAY STOP STOP I'M SORRY!," he laughed

then ruffled your hair

"Even if you use dog shampoo, i'd still.."

you freezed

what's he going to say?!

joe took a moment before finishing his sentence

"....m-make yOU DINO-SHAPED PANCAKES! come on, (Y/L/N)! let's unpack your clothes after this."

then he went out of the bathroom

leaving you

red

and possibly close to having a sheer heart attack

grocery shopping with joe

on some days, joe (and you) is waAY to lazy to make efforts to eat

but at the same time you guys are hella hungry

so you guys order the classic chinese take-outs, or pizza maybe

but also in some days, you will go out grocery shopping with him and buy ingredients for dinner (with masks of course, wear your masks everyone!!!)

joe will grab cooking ingredients and other products

like milk

dairy-free milk because we all don't want joe screaming

anyways

Joe also grabs some chips

and snacks

then there's you grabbing baby snacks

gerber

happy baby

teethers cookies

all the good stuff

"Why..are you???????"

"Stop shaming my snacking behaviour!!! It's good okay,,," you said then running into another aisle

leaving mazzello

grinning

like that joe smile we all love

"Gosh, such a cutie..." he mumbled, then pushing the cart, following you

also he paid for the groceries even though you insisted to pay

ugh i love him

dinner time with joe

joe's not actually the worst italian chef

but he does need constant guiding and sometimes can be sloppy

you guys were cooking baked spaghetti that night, and thankfully it went okay

joe almost spilled the whole sauce from the pan but luckily you were there to stop him

so while waiting for the food to cook

joe decided to play some music off of his phone

and guess what he played

nope

not queen songs

BABY SHARK

the first verse came and you were laughing out loud

"Joe what the fuck???? What is thiiiis?."

joe is already bopping his head and throwing some dance moves

drop it like it's hoooooot-

"Aw come on baby (Y/L/N), bABY SHARK DOO DOO DO DO-"

so you joined him

AND YOU KNOW THE DANCE MOVES

yeah the clapping hands thingy

you guys were dancing so hard you both were sweating

Joe picked you up with his arms

you were a laughing mess and tried to get out of his grip when you both fell into his couch

you on top of him

and him under you

"....joe?"

for a moment you thought joe is going to kiss you

and he reached you cheek

DING!

the oven dings

joe shuffled and you quickly stood up

"I'll check it!," you said while running to the kitchen

SIS your heart was POUNDING because was he going to kiss you????

joe was also a blushing mess

"mazzello you dumb...," he whispered while rubbing his face

then chased you into the kitchen

dinner went a bit awkward

because you both are dumb dorks

but it went over and you guys washes dishes together then got ready for bed

bedtime!!!!

Joe does have a guest room in his house

but he said that the room is currently unavailable

under the following reasons of

"it's messy," and "it has a lot of stuff in it!." "my room's more spacious."

he really just want to have you with him in his bed (Y/N) come on!!!!

so you agreed to sleep with him

because of course you also can't wait to cuddle with him

ehm okay moving on so

you changed into your pajama

and it has gudetama patterns

joe chuckled when he saw you after changing your clothes

"I swear (Y/N), you're a baby trapped in an adult's body."

you pull out your tongue playfully then joined him

joe was scrolling his instagram, and you were checking out your emails

joe then pulled you closer to him

"You're cold, you need more warmth from me," he said, as an excuse

you smiled and rested your head on his shoulder

you did not realize it, but you were feeling sleepy and slowly you lulled off on his chest

joe waS SO hAPPY AND IS A BLUSHING MESS I TELL YOU

because this is exactly the thing he loved the most about you

the domestic side of you, your bare face and your sleepy figure

he turned off the lights as careful as possible

he don't want his baby to wake up

he cuddled you closer and realized

this is what he wanted to see before he's off to the clouds

so let's all hope the man will gain the courage to ask you out

because he can't wait to give you

his baby

more warmth every night :-)

[missborhap]

Going to a food truck festival with Joe would include...

Your boy LOVES food

Once he hears there is a food truck festival near, he would be dragging you to go to it with him

He basically knows which food truck is good and which one is bad

He would literally buy you anything you want

Like, if he knows your favorite food/food truck, and it’s there at the food truck festival, he’d buy as much as you want

Your boy spoils you with food

You hungry? food!

He sees your favorite snack at the store? He buys too much of it.

Favorite food truck? He’ll buy every item off the menu.

Most of the time, you’d have to stop him from getting too much food

Cause you know he’d be too stuffed to move

Joe loves it when you come to food trucks with him

He’d actually take you on food truck dates earlier in your relationship, then you two practically live at food truck festivals when he comes home/are going some where together

The two of you even thought about starting a food truck business

The world may never know

[imaginesandideas]

Dating Roger and wearing glasses would include

here’s me writing a headcannon nobody asked for

you’re surprised when he hits on you

he’s totally not the kind of guy you’d expect to meet at a café, but that’s where you actually do meet

and he starts flirting with you, which is also a unexpected thing to happen

but he’s charming and intimidating, so you let him convince you to set up a date

you have no idea who he is until you notice how people react when you two go out together

like, you’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a meal, and at some point group of girls asks for an autograph

and he’s all cheeky and proud, cause he likes to impress you

but you feel like shit, because you don’t think like you match the picture

you try and don’t let him notice that though

when you two start dating, he also takes you on band rehearsals

and you’re out of words, cause they’re Queen, and you obviously love their music, and they also turn out to be great people

Freddie actually compliments your glasses even before you’re properly introduced, and it’s only then when Roger notices the way they frame your eyes

and they do so - beautifully

it’s not like you two normally talk about it

and it’s not like he doesn’t look at you, he’s just too focused on what’s underneath them

he loves your eyes and lashes

what’s around them isn’t that important to him

Roger accepts them as a part of you, so there’s no further conversation

nevertheless, once you’re in his life, you note all the pretty girls hanging around the band

and how they don’t wear glasses

Roger sees that and one night you have a talk about how you truly feel

he’s shocked that you’d even consider yourself something less just because of your glasses, because he thinks they’re the coolest thing

you’re given John Lennon as an example, and you roll your eyes cause of course he would use a Beatle to prove you a point

“If I’m Lennon then who you are?”

“Yoko obviously. Great hair, interesting outfits. Only, my singing is better.”

also he adds how sexy you look like wearing them, and safe to say you finish the conversation the next day 👀

later he admits that his eyesight’s gotten worse over the years, so you force him to get it checked

ever since then, you always leave your flat hand in hand, with glasses on your noses

and Roger is grinning wide as ever, cause you’re the coolest couple to walk the Earth

sometimes you dare to borrow Rog’s prescription sunnies

he loves it

when he forgets his glasses you substitute them (because you never forget yours)

you know he uses it as a reason to be plastered to your back or side the entire evening, but you don’t really mind

“Is it me or John is wearing a hat?”

“Rog that’s his hair. You’re not THAT blind.”

either way it doesn’t matter how poor both your eyesights are, because you only have eyes for each other

unironically

~~~~~

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[rossmccallsqueen]

HC: Fall activities with Gwilym 🎃✨

He would totally be all over doing cute fall things with you

The first day of fall he was already getting our the Halloween decorations

Honestly you knew you loved this man for a reason

He even went to the store and got pumpkins for the two of you to paint

You chose to paint the pumpkins because who wants rotting pumpkins so fast after they’re carved? No one that’s who 🎃

Gwilym painted a ghost and you chose to paint a black cat!

You thought Gwilyms was better but he said yours was

Sadly with the coming of fall also means seasonal depression yayyyy

And Gwilym knew you weren’t feeling the best lately

Not only was work exhausting you but the seasonal depression did not help one bit

It was a Friday afternoon when you came home from work and dropped all your stuff at the door because you didn’t have the energy to carry it all the way upstairs

“Babe is that you???” You heard him yell from the kitchen

“Yeah it’s me!” You yelled back, your voice even sounded tired

He came around the corner with a kitchen towel over his shoulder, a sight you were used to seeing. His arms were already out stretched waiting for you

Gwilym was actually a great cook tbh

“Bad day today?” He asked and you nodded against his chest

“Well turn that frown upside down because we have a nice fall night planned!”

“Oh really?” You raised an eyebrow. You hadn’t had date night in awhile

“I have dinner on the stove, an apple pie in the oven, and cider in the fridge. Hocus pocus is ready to go on our tv upstairs and these arms are primed for cuddling!”

The man really had thought of everything ❤️😭

Like for real the night was already perfect

“How about we get you some dinner and warm cider?”

“You really are the best aren’t you?” You asked, giving him another hug

“I mean maybe..!” He leaned down and gave you a kiss, and for dinner for the two of you

After you finished eating you took your cider and pie upstairs because you were too excited to get cuddling

It had been a really hard week and this was exactly what you needed

The room was all lit up with candles and the Hocus Pocus main screen was on. You could even smell your favorite fall candle

“Gwil you didn’t have to do all this” you could almost cry

“I wanted to. I want to give you the best, because you deserve the best.”

You got all settled in and ate your pie, of course with Gwilym’s arms around you

You felt a sense of peace and home and you honestly couldn’t get more comfortable

“It’s not all hocus pocus is it babe?” He asked and you nodded. You definitely felt better now ❤️

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Masterlist Masterpost

[thosequeenboys]

Joe Mazzello Tells You How He Plans to Pleasure You HC

A/N:  Since writing a male version of Joe ‘step-by-step dirty talking’ for my series, Love is Love is Love, I’ve wanted to write a female version. I was motivated of late by recent Joe news and photos (and watching The Pacific-finally!). Bonus: He sings! He dances! He romances!

This fic is dedicated to my dear friend, Kate, aka @warriorteam1924 - my bestie, my confidant, ‘my rhythm and blues,’ sharer of my Joe-lovemaking-aesthetic.  A lovely and talented contributor to the fandom, she is currently on hiatus, but remains in my heart. Tagging some esteemed members, er, wives, of the JM Appreciation Squad, who have provided inspiration as well: @brinteylovesaliens @jd-johndeacon-or-jackdaniels @importantpersonllama @spunky-town @johndeaconshands @supernaturalee @crazylittlethingcalledobsession @fairestkillerqueenofall @johndeaconshands @amethyst-serenade @hellysthings @lapofthemusicgods and @hey-holtzy @joemazzhello @marianaletosnape @queensilveryrog @oniriquex @watercolouredreams

Warnings: Some cursing; smut below the cut!

Joe and you are attending your childhood friend’s wedding.

You’re having a great time: tasting the delectable food, sipping the couple’s ‘signature cocktail,’ joking with friends and enjoying festive touches: Couples Bingo and “Spunky Sparks” match box favors with a photo of the couple’s cat.

You touch each other affectionately all night: his long graceful fingers graze your bare arm; your manicured nails outline his scruffy jaw, followed by his kiss into your hand.

While chatting with others, your hand rests on his shoulder and his arm wraps around your waist; he brings you into his long torso, a perfect fit.

The dance floor provides another opportunity for fun and closeness.  You let loose to upbeat tunes (including Don’t Stop Me Now and Another One Bites the Dust!), Motown classics and romantic ballads.

As the evening winds down, Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra plays.

Joe firmly and gracefully leads you to the dance floor after you put down your drinks. He holds you closely as he meanders you both skillfully between other couples, taking you around the entire dance floor.

You feel all eyes upon you and your debonair and hot af boyfriend.

As you move together, he sings softly along to the song, invoking the sultry, passionate intonations of Old Blue Eyes: “Fill my heart with song, and let me sing for ever more. You are all I long for, all I worship and adore. In other words, please be true. In other words, I love you.”

“Baby,” Joe whispers, “I can’t wait to make love to you. Let me tell you how.”

Joe slows the dance, leading you in small circles, intensely looking into your eyes. He kisses your earlobe and rests his cheek against yours before continuing. “When we get home, I’ll dance you backwards to the bedroom as we kiss passionately. We’ll kick off our shoes as I nibble the side of your neck just where you like it.”

He spins you slowly, raising your arm.  He pulls you to him and whispers, “I’ll take you out of this gorgeous, slinky gown, just leaving your panties.”

“I’ll lean you back on the bed, and shift my knee side-to-side to pry your legs open to get you ready for me.  Then I’ll straddle you, hovering over you.  I’ll open my belt buckle and take off my pants and shirt. Real slowly.  I’ll bring your hand to my chest and then, to stroke me. You’ll get me harder with every touch.  I’ll lean forward and massage your breasts.”

You swear you feel Little Joe pressing against you, doing his own dance.

Joe dips you before he shares, “I’ll sit back on my knees and take in your beauty, thinking of how lovely and strong you are, how I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you.”

You swoon, and fortunately his strong arms hold you upright.  “Oh, Joe...”

Joe’s mouth forms a slight crooked grin, and he plants another kiss on your neck, leaning into your ear:  “I won’t be able to wait any longer. I’ll move your silk panties to the side and slip my index finger in you, feeling you coat and clench around me. Your moans will tell me you want more. I’ll add another finger, and curve them as you thrust.”

Joe releases you again with a twirl and brings you in to continue.  

“Then, I’ll ease you up on the bed and slither down between your legs, my fingers still moving gently in your hot pussy.  I’ll dive to your clit, tonguing you in slow circles, my nose resting on your soft mound.”

“You’ll be getting close and tell me you want all of me.”

“I’ll ease my fingers out of you and lick them. Then I’ll put my hand on your hip and motion you to turn - so I can take you from behind. It’s been awhile, hasn’t it?  Love seeing your shapely ass. Want to see you so open, just for me. Feel you eager and wanting, just for me.”

You say, “Yes, Joe, only you.” as you instinctively grind into him gently.

Ed Sheeran’s Perfect plays as the last dance, and you both rock in place from foot to foot.  Joe kisses your forehead and leans into your other ear.

“I’ll get our underwear off and you’ll move onto all fours. You’re fucking gorgeous and I’m throbbing.  I’ll kiss down your back and leave a mark on your hip.  My rock-hard cock will spread your parted lips and feel you gush. You’ll raise your ass, and I’ll press into you slowly while draping over you, leaning on my arm. We’ll moan as my cock climbs into you.”

“With my other hand, I’ll circle your clit with different fingers, different pressure, matching my deepening thrusts. The anticipation of not knowing what the pressure will be will make you crazy, moaning with desire.”

“You’ll shift your hips back to meet me, over and over - controlled but graceful-just like here on the dance floor and I’ll grunt, feels so good.”

“You’ll moan my name over and over. God, I fucking love that. Love to hear you fucking saying my name...We’ll both be close.”

“I’ll tell you to come for me. And you will, screaming my name, and I’ll follow right after you, riding it out, my heart pounding.”

“We’ll collapse into the bed, releasing a final chorus of moans.”

The song ends. Applause erupts as the newlyweds yell a final thank you!

You and Joe separate. Your chests are heaving.  He grabs your hand and quickly leads you out the door. You know your friends will understand your hasty departure without goodbyes when you tell them that Joe dirty talked you and got you in such a state.

Joe takes the curves of the road confidently -  just as he’ll take yours soon. He pulls into the driveway and jumps out of the car.

He opens your door, takes your hands and helps you out.

Gazing at you, he sings from Perfect, “Darling, just hold my hand. Be my girl.  I’ll be your man. I see my future in your eyes.”

Joe turns you and his backwards dance of you begins.

[walking-true-to-style]

Queen On Their Wedding Day || Head Canon

Freddie Mercury (platonic)

He always said he’d have a grand wedding

But honestly it was probably just for show

He never really did officially marry Jim, but he still referred to him as his husband

He always said that you’d be his guest of honor if he ever did have a big white wedding

Honestly you were surprised the honor didn’t go to Mary, but goodness you were so over the moon when he said it

Of course you’d be there for your best friend’s wedding!

You two would sit around planning if they ever did have a big white wedding

Honestly, he just wanted it to be him, Jim, you, Mary, the boys, and family

That sounded perfect in your opinion.

Seeing how in love Freddie was with Jim.... it really made you hope you’d find someone like that for yourself.

Freddie always told you you deserved that kinda love- whether it came from a friend or a lover. Unconditional. Unending.

You loved those two just like that anyway. And they loved you too.

John Deacon

You married quite young actually.

He already knew you were the one for him the second he layed eyes on you

He’s never been one for wanting to be in the public eye, so you both agreed on an intimite wedding.

On that day he was INCREDIBLY nervous. But it was a good nervous. Excited to be able to call you his spouse.

Of course he wanted things to go right, but he honestly was just enthralled by you that he knew anything would be nothing less than perfect.

The day came when he saw you coming down the isle.... his heart nearly stopped.

Your vows to one another will heartfelt and sweet.

He nearly cried when you read yours. How you promised to continue being his best friend. After all, you had to live up to the song he wrote for you.

Which he played and (nervously) sang at the reception with the help of the boys

Truly that day was the happiest he’d been in such a long time, and he got to spend it all with you- the love of his life

Brian May

You two had been dating for a very long while before he proposed.

On the wedding day he was jittery but kept his cool generally

He was so happy to be surrounded by friends and family and to show them how much he loved you

When you came down the isle, he had to contain his excitment and not run down to hug and kiss you.

You were just so breathtaking to him...

Your vows included inside jokes and loving promises to one another that made each other melt.

Honestly he almost forgot to say “I do” because he was too busy making goo goo eyes at you and just taking you in completely.

When he was able to kiss you, he immediately envaloped you in his arms and placed a very sweet and passionate kiss onto your lips

This was followed by an incredibly tender hug as he whispered “I love you” to you.

He was so excited to start this journey with you at his side!

Roger Taylor

Your wedding was just a tad more formal

But damn did your man clean up well for you

He was ABSOLUTELY terrified. He wanted everything to be right

You told him everything would be fine, but he wanted to make sure this was something you both would look back on and be proud, yknow?

Whenever people asked him if he was okay he would kinda just yell “I’m FINE” but try to keep his cool

Ran his hands through his freshly cut hair a lot as a nervous tick

He was so rigid on thr alter but when you came down the isle, he felt like every worry went away.

He was immediately back to normal and just so in love with you as if he was falling in love all over again

Your vows were silly and full of jokes that had everyone chuckling

He said waffly wedded instead of lawfully and you absolutely lost it

Of course he played off it which made you lose it even more

Hearing you laugh put him even more at ease that he forgot anyone else was there

When he kissed you at the end it was the most passionate he’s ever done it, sending you both spinning after.

You came off the alter giggling and staying connected at the hip.

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@littlemisscaptainfandom @jiswoogannon @brianharoldmaysguitar @deakysgurl

[ai-suru-hito-yo]

Sleeping with the Boys HCs

What would it be like sharing a bed with each of the BoRhap boys?

Ben

Sleeps mostly on his back.

Is an absolute furnace. You never have to worry about being cold at night because he alone keeps the whole room noticeably warmer than the rest of the house.

You love to fall asleep with your head on Ben's chest and legs tangled up with his, but often have to fight Frankie for this position.

But it's totally okay because she's the cutest and sweetest pup and you can't stay mad at her.

You love being able hear Ben's heartbeat in this position, it's your personal lullaby.

And your head is at the right place for Ben to tilt his head down and brush his lips over your forehead and bury his nose in your hair as you drift off.

Most mornings you are kissed awake, but not by Ben. Frankie knows when breakfast is, and so, when she's feeling hungry, she'll take turns licking everyone's face until somebody caves and goes to fill her bowl with kibble.

Gwilym

Also very warm.

Sleeps with a fan on in nothing but his boxer-briefs every night, be it summer or winter.

Loves to be your big spoon. There's nothing he loves more than holding you close. You use his outstretched arm as a pillow more often than your actual pillow.

You love the feeling of Gwil's arms wrapped around you, keeping you warm and secure.

You sometimes drift away in the night, but always manage to come back together in the quiet hour or two before you have to wake up.

This position allows him to easily bury his nose in your hair, which to him, smells amazing. He often ends up waking with it in his mouth, but it's totally worth it.

In the morning, he'll wake you with kisses all over the back of your head and neck.

If he's feeling particularly frisky, he'll lean over you and trail kisses across your jaw and down your neck. This always pulls you quickly from your slumber.

Rami

Not particularly an all night cuddler.

You two usually start off facing each other, sharing soft kisses and talking about your day.

Once you let out the third yawn in as many minutes, he knows it's time to switch off the lights and settle in.

He needs space while he sleeps, but still loves to be in contact with you, so often he will raise your hand to his lips, leaving a kiss and a whispered, "Good night, my love," on your skin before either intertwining your fingers or dropping your hand on his chest and covering it with his own.

Sometimes, though, after a particularly difficult day on set, he craves that closeness. On these days, he likes to be the little spoon. He needs that security, and so he will flip over and press his back to you, silently asking for comfort.

He still drifts away slightly on these nights, and you tend to wake up with him facing you and your hand pressed lightly over his neck. By then he almost always feels better, and will greet you with a smile and a kiss.

Joe

Absolute clingiest person you've ever shared a bed with. But who's surprised?

Definitely an all night cuddler.

You are a tummy sleeper, though, and this poses a little bit of a problem at first.

Until Joe finds a solution in his sleep. You wake up one morning with him almost totally on top of you, his head resting on the back of your shoulder.

At first you think he's messing with you and had climbed on top of you to wake you up, but you realize he's most definitely asleep as you can hear his light little snores.

You're surprised to find you love feeling his weight and presence on top of you. The pressure and warmth are instantly relaxing and reassuring. You lay there for another 20 minutes until he wakes up.

Joe snuffles awake and as soon as he becomes aware, he's instantly rolling off you and spilling apologies. "Oh my god are you okay?!" "Y/N I was totally crushing you!" "Why are you laughing?"

You assure him you love it, and every time it happens after that, you let it, even laying in bed for a little longer just to feel him.

And if you sometimes wake him by wiggling your ass against a noticeable hardness pressed against you, perhaps that makes it even better.

EDIT: I'll eventually be doing a Queen one. Let me know if you'd like to be tagged in it!

[cliodevotus]

i need a photo of Joe Mazzello shirtless

no questions allowed

[rogerina-yee-haw]

dating ben hardy (and being younger than him) would include...

request: “I read your Joe one so can you do a dating Ben Hardy and your younger? Like 19?“ “can you please do a Ben dating a younger girl like you did for Joe? I loved it 💓💓”

tagging @chicagoblackhawkslover96 as promised <3

get on with it, babes xx

warnings: some implied smut (cause I’m always horny yikes) (18+ only pls), fluff, virgin!reader cause I feel like it; also the reader is 19; some language, typos (as always lmao), slight (???) angst

a/n: Ben Hardy’s amazing personality stealing my uwus?? it’s most likely to be happening right now, I love this man with my whole ass heart

this is Ben, and this is the reader

it’s bad I’m sorry!!!!

I’ve read somewhere that Ben is on dating apps

let it be tinder here lmao

so you two met through it

you didn’t believe it was really him before you met

and you were really self-conscious because you had no idea why Ben Hardy would swipe you right and invite you to go somewhere

because you were just a basic university student

but your best friend/roommate practically pushed you out of your dorm room and said, “go get this dick, you dumb bitch!”

she agreed to go with you in case it was a catfish

but it wasn’t

it was Ben Hardy in the flesh

your friend gave you a “thumbs up” and a grin when you approached him

Ben was nice since the very first second you met

you’ve talked the entire time

his soft and soothing voice was like a beautiful song that took you to another dimension

you could sit and listen to him for hours

and you did

throughout the night he couldn’t stop complimenting you at literally anything

“that’s a great choice of biscuits, y/n”, “yeah, it’s amazing that we both hate fish”, “I really like your coat” (the last one is a direct reference to BoRhap, yes)

you could tell you were falling in love with him

and it wasn’t just a simple celebrity crush anymore, you were falling hard for this incredible man

he was admiring you every chance he got, because, besides being crazily beautiful, you were really smart, funny and just amazing

so when it was time to say goodbye, ben gave you the tightest hug you had ever had in your life

your hands went around his neck, pressing your body to his and feeling his warmth

when you pulled away, he whispered, “I really want to see you again, y/n”

and you had to restrain yourself from screaming

so when he texted you, “Are you free tomorrow night?” twenty minutes later, nothing stopped you from hollering and getting multiple complaints from the neighbors in your dorm

that’s how your relationship started

you decided to keep it on the low because neither of you craved the attention from the media

you only craved each other

your first kiss happened a week after your first date

you were hanging out at Ben’s place, binge-watching some Netflix show after a hard day at uni

your legs were across his lap and he was absentmindedly drawing circles on your ankles with his fingers

at one moment, Frankie decided it was a good idea to jump right on your stomach and start licking your face

you laughed and started petting her as she continued her shenanigans

Ben watched the two of you in awe and with the biggest smile on his face

he loved his two favorite girls interacting

so when Frankie chased the stuffed animal you threw away just for her

Ben stroked you cheek gently before kissing you

and it was perfect

before you knew it, the kiss turned into a heated make-out session

Ben was hovering over you, one of his hands under your shirt, cupping your breasts through your bra, and the other one on your face, caressing your cheek

you could feel yourself grow wetter when he started leaving open-mouthed kisses alongside you neck

and when he sucked on that sweet spot right under your earlobe, you let out the most tremendous moan Ben had ever heard

it suddenly became tighter in his pants than before

he took off his shirt and helped you remove yours

“God, you’re beautiful”

you could feel his bulge through your jeans, and you rocked your hips against him to create some friction

he whined into the kiss

“You keep doing this and I won’t last long, baby”

his words worked as a stop sign for you

not that you didn’t want to have sex with him, you just didn’t feel like you were ready to do it just after a week of knowing each other

Ben understood you completely

“I’ll wait as long as you want. I won’t pressure you into anything”

if you didn’t know you loved this man before, now you certainly did

so at this moment, you’ve been in a relationship for four months

and it was amazing

you spent Christmas together, watching movies and cuddling on the couch with Frankie

your dates are always filled with blissful and delightful moments

you may go to the park and just walk while talking and laughing at each other’s jokes

or you can spend the day at his place, watching TV and cuddling and making-out

you keep forgetting that he is eight years older than you

because it seems like he’s actually eighty-five

as he always grumbles about the silliest things

like

“stupid kids and their stupid ball”

“it barely touched you, Ben”

“well, it could hit me on the head!”

or

“this dog came straight up to Frankie and started barking! So I had a little backchat with her”

“what did you say to that dog?”

“I told her to back off and not to bother my daughter ever again”

“so you were basically screaming at the barking dog in the middle of the park at six in the morning”

“she was being rude to Frankie, y/n!”

such incidents happen all the time

but you don’t mind

you’re already too in love with each other

so once your birthday comes, you decide it’s the time to get rid of your virginity

you don’t really know what’s been holding you back since you two were sinning on a regular basis

like you’ve been practicing your blowjob skills

after you went down on Ben for the first time, he just lied in bed for a while and then said, “That was so fucking good, baby”

and you suddenly became really shy and flattered

and when he went down on you

oOF

you were a whining and trembling mess and he had to hold your hips firmly because you were squirming under him

you couldn’t walk properly after it for a couple of days

so now you are ready for another big step

and you know it should happen on your birthday

so you get prepared: you buy really pretty lingerie and put on the perfume that drives Ben crazy

as you have lectures at university and it’s just a regular weekday, you delay your twentieth birthday party to Friday

but it doesn’t mean you and Ben can’t have fun

so you drop at his place after uni

you also ran some errands before it, hung out with your family and came to him at about seven pm

when he opens the door, he pulls you into the most heated kiss you’ve ever experienced

“happy birthday, baby”

the dim lights and the candles all over his flat make your heart skip a beat

turns out he’s made you dinner, cooked your favorite meal and bought your fav cake

“it’s not everything you’re getting tonight”

and you know your panties are soaked through thanks to only the sound of his voice

you eat the dinner, talking about your day, and just smiling at each other

once you’re finished you decide it’s time

so you get up and come across the table, where Ben sits

and you sit down on his lap, your hands around his neck

he’s completely taken aback

“what are you doing, love?”, he asks in between kisses

he’s already a mess while you kiss his neck and run your hand through his hair

“I want you”

and you’re both breathing heavily as you look into each other’s eyes

“are you sure? We don’t have to do it now, you should-“

but you cut him off with a kiss“

I want it, Ben. I want you. I want to have sex with you”, you state firmly

he gulps and draws his lower lip between his teeth

his green eyes are now dark with lust and love

“you want it?” he whispers, kissing alongside your jaw. “Want me to make you feel good?”

and you just sigh and nod, cause you can’t speak already

so Ben picks you up bridal style and carries you to his bedroom

and – oh God – he makes you feel good indeed

you go in for two rounds before you fall asleep

you’re really happy Ben is your first

because he’s been really gentle and loving with you, asking if you were okay all the time, looking at you so tenderly that you almost started crying about how much you love him

so when you two lie in bed next to each other, panting and sweating

Ben takes a small gift bag out of his drawer

“here’s the actual gift for you”

he got you exactly what you wanted and also a necklace with the letter “F” on it

“stands for Frankie”, he explains, “thought giving the necklace with yours or my initials was boring. And now you’ll always carry our daughter with you”

you melt at “our daughter” and kiss him fondly

“thank you, Ben. I love it. I love you”

and it’s the first time you confess your feelings

his whole face brightens and he beams before kissing you

“I love you too, y/n. So much”

after that, you two start fucking like rabbits

you do it at every place, on every surface, in every position that’s possible

you also decide it’s a good time to take your relationship to a new level

which leads for both of you meeting each other’s families

Ben’s family is everything you could ever ask for

his mum is this amazing woman, who greets you with the most heartwarming smile 

you talk with his siblings about everything

and by the end of the night, you’re already in love with all of them as they’re with you

your family is on the opposite side of it, as your parents don’t approve of you dating an actor who’s eight years older than you

“y/n, he’s going to play with you and then ditch you for some pretty model!” you father says while you’re helping your mum to prepare dinner several hours before Ben’s about to come

“so you think I’m not pretty enough to date him?” you furrow your brows. “As if I already didn’t have issues with self-esteem, dad”

“darling, that’s not what your father means”, your mum chimes into the conversation. “He just thinks that Ben isn’t good enough for you because he’s an actor. He’ll always be away filming, and God knows how many women would be around him-“

“so you think just cause he’ll be away surrounded by other girls he’d want to cheat on me? That’s quite an opinion of someone whom you haven’t met”

“what we mean is that he has different things in mind”, your father continues. “He’ll be thirty in two years, he probably wants to settle down already. And you’re so young for it! You’ve got your whole life before you! Why would you want to waste it on someone who’s likely to break up with you when he realizes he doesn’t want to be with someone like you?”

your father’s last words are really hurtful

because you feel like he’s right, as you've got these thoughts floating in your mind the second Ben’s lips fell on yours several months ago

as your parents are clearly unhappy to see Ben you leave their house in the worst mood

they’re not actually against canceling the meeting with Ben because they don’t like him already

so you go to his place

and it breaks your heart when he opens the door, almost dressed up and excited to meet your parents

“hey, y/n! I’ve been actually thinking to call you. What tie should I-“

you push him away and come into his flat

“baby, is everything alright?” he comes up to you and cups your cheeks in his hands

as you lose the ability to fight the urge to cry, you shake your head and tears start running down your cheeks

“just hold me. Please”

later that night when you cuddle on the couch, you’re wearing one of his shirts and he’s caressing your sides gently

and Frankie’s sleeping in the armchair near you

Ben can’t stop whispering sweet, reassuring things into your ear

“I love you. I love you so much. No matter what happens, I’ll always love you. You’re my soulmate, my love, my everything. I love you. I won’t ever leave you. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted”

you don’t bring up the topic of meeting Ben to your parents after this

they can’t actually stop you from dating Ben

and they cannot do anything when he asks you to move in with him

and you happily agree

you become even more inseparable since you start living together

you also go official on social media

Ben posts a pic of you playing with Frankie with a heart-emoji in the caption

and everyone goes wild

especially your groupmates from uni, who bombard you with questions on a daily basis

your best friend brushes them all off and you’re incredibly thankful to her

some people on social media are rude to you, but you ignore them because the rest of Ben’s fans are really nice and sweet

they somehow found your tumblr and tagged you in one smutty fic about you and Ben someone has written

Ben and you recreate it later

everything goes just perfect

you’re both crazily in love with each other

and you can’t wait to spend the rest of your lives together

[deakydeaky]

HC: Going to the lake with Joe and the BoRhap Boys

(A/N; I put Lucy in it too bc I’m that bitch xx)

Going;

Joe and you wanted a small vacation out together to clear your minds

It would have been a first away for you

So as you are with Joe and Ben, Joe tells Joe that he was planning a vacation out to the lake

“Alright mate I can see when the others are free.”

Because you and Joe love Ben and the others you decided not to say anything

You knew the trip wouldn’t be ruined or anything but you did kind of want time away from everyone with Joe

Needless to say two weeks later you were checking into a cabin with the others

You all shared a cabin with three rooms and one bathroom, and that was not ideal but you could make it work

The joke was funny at the time that Ben and Joe would book a small cabin but now it wasn’t

You and Joe of course shared a room but the problem was Gwil and Ben shared a room right next to yours

And not like a wall away, no no, like there was a window you could open to see the other room

So every minute or so Ben would open the window and say something like “it’s almost like we are sharing a room.”

First day out;

Rami had rented a boat for the whole week

As him and Joe got the boat ready, you and Ben packed the cooler

Lucy and Gwil were trying stuff onto the boat to do, like tubing

You all got into to the boat, ready for a day out of the lake

You thinking it’ll be peaceful and full of tanning and drinking but not really

It was loud. Music blared, everyone drank, there was jumping and pushing off off of the boat

You were a bit sour because water also got on you as you tried to tan

To get you out of this bad mood, Ben threw you in the water

“I’m going to kill you!” You yelled as him and Joe laughed

“Babe it’s funny and have some fun.” He told you helping you back onto the boat. You grabbed your towel and smiled at him as he turned to you before you pushed him off of the water

“You’re right babe! It is fun!”

“Did we ruin your vacation with Joe?” Lucy asked you as you sat next to her and Rami

“There will be other vacations with ones that don’t involve children. Besides this is kind of better with you guys.”

“I’ll hold that to you.” Rain told you as he got into the water

“You better not do anything stupid since I told you that!”

“Stupid? That’s what we can here to be!” Joe told you

“Rather than any other day?”

“So brave when not in the water!” He then splashed water onto you

“You’re dead Mazzello.”

Other things you all do on the trip;

Fight over who drives the boat

Tubing

Playing cards

Seeing who can chug beer the fastest

Taking a lot of pictures

Tanning with Joe and Gwil

Water fights, which also include getting on someone’s shoulders and fighting the other

Going to the store everyday because all the snacks on the boat get eaten

Trying to get the cabin free with Joe whenever

Going out to dinners

Dancing on the boat

Seeing who can push people off the boat the most and whoever does it the most wins

Only one person isn’t aloud to get drunk so they can drive the boat

Jumping off the boat drunk once because why not

Floating in the water and Joe flips you over

Floating with Joe

Taking cute picture of him with him wearing your hat

Him showing you off when someone is taking a picture

Joe getting really bad sunburn the second day out but that doesn’t stop him from being on the boat

Seeing who can hold their breath under water the longest

Getting super tan

Inside jokes getting made

Gwil and Ben making fun of you and Joe whenever you do something cute

Lucy and you posting best friend pics on insta

Never wanting to leave

Getting hella good sleep at night bc sleep hits different after a day on the lake

Dying Ben’s hair when down there

Then everyone else joined in

Staying for longer than planned

A road trip back filled with a lot of sleeping and saying “remember when..”

[r-ahh-mi]

Nice To Meet You

Pairing: (sorta) Dom!Rami Malek x fem!Reader

Warnings: Sexual content (slight sub/dom references and masturbation) & swearing.

A/N: Had to google what omegele was but heeyyyyy (for those of you who also don’t know what it is, based on my google skills I think it’s like a chatroom, but with webcams???). Hope you enjoy xx

Permanent Tag List: @lovelymalekk @mezzomercury @sherlollydramoine @rami-malek-trash@amcquivey @malek-lover @rogers-wristbands @deacytits

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Being a stylist for the wealthy was a job you adored both because of the pay and because of all the clients you have got to work with thus far. On the other hand when the down time came about that’s when you really felt the quiet and stillness. For a portion of your day you were able to listen in on these conversations about lives that were much more elaborate and more noteworthy than your own; it was easy for you to lose yourself in the client's lives. That is until you headed home to your modest one bedroom apartment filled with silence which really only served as a bitter reminder of how different you would like your life to be.

It wasn’t that you were a total recluse, it was merely a matter of you and your friends being in different stages in your individual lives. Of course, now that you and your friends were in the age group of everyone getting married and starting families, it was difficult to pick up the phone and have a spontaneous night out with a friend, especially when those friends were busy with children and romantic partners... Thankfully, a few years ago you remembered hearing about this website that one of your college roommates would frequent when they were seeking some entertainment so you decided to give it a try. Fast forward to today, this website has become your Sunday night ritual as you comfortably situated yourself on your couch with a glass of white wine and your body covered up with a soft throw blanket. You were only slightly embarrassed that you had resorted to a webcam chatroom as a way to seek out some sort of socialization, but at least it was an outlet for you to not feel the loneliness at such a high intensity, plus, you would much rather be spending your time like this than at some sleazy bar filled with rowdy people.

After a couple (failed) attempts at conversation with a random stranger, your finger anxiously tapped on the side of your laptop as the website prompted you that it would shortly be connecting you with another random user. In the meantime, you worked to fix up your appearance as you  tried to maintain some stability out of your messy, tangled hair and face that was only adorned in a coat of mascara. However, before you could finish your primping, a tan face that was mainly covered up by shadows looked back at you from the screen. You realized you’d been caught fixing yourself up as the stranger gently chuckled a light hearted laugh, instantly making your cheeks grow a rosier shade.

For a minute you both just looked at your screens, studying the other and the background of whatever room or location either of you had set ourselves up in. Your eyes moved with the stranger as he moved to flick on a nearby lamp, instantly illuminating his face as you took in the beautiful man in front of you..well virtually in front of you. You were self conscious, so terribly self conscious and hoping that this man wanted nothing more than to hit the ‘end chat�� button so you wouldn’t have to revel in the embarrassment with this gorgeous creature.

“So I guess i’m going to get the first word in, huh?”

His voice was much deeper than you had imagined, but seeing as you had only known the guy for ten seconds, you weren’t even able to make a proper judgement of him, or at least not a fair one. Nevertheless, his voice only added to the natural smolder of his eyes and defined bones set in his cheeks - Who is this guy? He can’t be real.

“Not much of a talker? This may not be a good way for you to meet people then.” You thought his voice was deep, but the chuckle he added on to his last sentence was much, much deeper, but there wasn’t much time to analyze the depth of his vocal chords. You needed to severely get on top of scolding yourself for simply staring and thinking of him rather than actually speaking words to him and getting to know the friendly stranger who was clearly much better than you when it came to talking to people.

“Sorry..” Your voice drifted and you knew you sounded like a timid child which was odd for you. You weren’t the most confident person, but usually you had no issues talking to people, but there was just something about this man. Maybe it was his unexpected good looks; who knows.

“You’re fine. I can ask some questions if that’ll make you feel more comfortable.” You paired a nod with a friendly smile as you attempted to try to save this conversation that was already going down hill before it ever really began.

“Alright”, the stranger started, “What do you do for a living? Oh! and if anything is too personal, feel free to decline or leave the conversation all together. I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.”

You nodded and smiled again, even though you were sure words would’ve done much, much better, but your tongue seemed to forget it’s muscular purpose at that very moment.

“I’m a stylist.” Your voice was croaked as you cleared your throat in a nervous fashion.

“She speaks!” 

He was funny; of fucking course he was funny. Does anyone need to be that equally good looking and funny? Seems so unnecessary, but maybe you’re just bitter to be meeting such a rare creature, like himself, while, in your mind, you looked like a two on a one to ten scale

“So a stylist, yeah? Who do you dress..like celebrities?”

“Exactly”, you nodded. “I dress all the rich people on TV.”

He nodded and smiled with the smallest bit of hesitancy. “Who's the best and worst clients you’ve ever worked with?”

Of course you could list the two people off the top of your head, but this job was much too high profile for you to be throwing names around and not expect to end up in you losing a client, or worse, your job.

“Now I would tell you..”

“Yes, yes. Go on”, He was anxiously awaiting my answer in a very boyish manor - god he’s cute.

“...but if I did, then I could be out of a job so that will have to stay with me.”

He quirked his eyebrow, “I guess that’s fair.”

“Your turn!” you said almost sporadically, surprising even yourself at your moment of sheer boldness. This stranger was barely working to make me feel comfortable and here you were feeling, ashamedly, very comfy and willing to socialize with this person.

“My turn?”

“Yeah, your turn. Tell me what you do for a living.”

His rather large eyes seemed to bug out even more as he nervously licked his lips before tucking the bottom pout behind his teeth.

“Uhm..”

“Oh, don’t tell me. You’re a porn star aren’t you?”

He clasped his hands together as he threw his head back in a massive fit of laughter. “How’d you know?!”

You shrugged, “I'm an A+ guesser.”

“Are you now? Actually, you’re not too far off-”

“Oh god. You ARE a porn star aren’t you?”

The stranger was mid sip of water as he waved his hand in front of the camera, “No, no - I'm an actor and before you ask, not an adult film star, just your regular, average, plain, old actor.”

“Damn it. I was really hoping you were a porn star.” Although your tone was joking, you were extremely intrigued by this man's career choice and couldn’t help but want to hear more about it. However, the stranger interrupted your train of thought before you could ask any serious questions about his line of work.

“Why do you say that?”

“Say what?”

“Why do you wish I was a porn star? Are you like everyone else on this site?”

You couldn’t help but attempt to hide the blush of your cheeks behind your palms as you pressed them firmly against the skin of your face. “You mean a horn ball dying to get off? Sadly, it’s only partially true.”

“Partially?” He quirked his eyebrow in a very playful yet curious expression.

“Oh please.” You teased as you took a quick sip of your wine, almost knocking it over as you sat it back down onto the coffee table.

“Playing shy now?”

You shrugged your shoulders shyly, moving your eyes away from the screen as they now rested on your hands that were sat relaxed on top of the keyboard.

“Can I ask you another question?”

“I don’t know, can you?” You pressed further, loving the way his facial features contorted just as he was about to break out into soft laughter.

“May I?”

“May you what?” 

He huffed, this time breaking out into a tiny fit of giggles as he let the palms of his hands run down his cheeks until they landed in front of him, one crossing over the other as he rested his chin on his arms.

“Alright, alright. Ask me whatever you want.”

“Thank you,'' he replied softly as he brought his head back up again so he sat with proper posture. 

“So, what brings you here tonight?”

You nibbled your lip nervously, “I suppose I just needed something to fill the void.”

You knew your eyes  had drifted away from the screen and flown to the nearest item you could let your focus remain on, a nervous habit that has always stuck with you in situations that tested your comfort zone.

“I’m going to assume you are here for the same reason?”

He bounced his eyes back and forth to match his moving head as his tousle of curls followed his movements. “Something like that.”

You paused and looked at him quizzically. His words were mysterious, yet obviously hinting that he wasn’t here simply to just chat, but then what was he here to do?

“Can I be honest with you?”

You nearly jumped out of your comfy pajamas at his shift in tone of voice which was much more serious now. “Of course you can. I’m--uh--all ears.”

His eyes remained glued to yours as if there wasn’t a laptop computer and who even knows how many miles stood between the both of you. The eeriest part was his stare. It wasn’t much like the ones you had both exchanged before. This one was much darker; there was something there that you couldn’t quite pinpoint no matter how much you squint your own eyes to attempt to figure that out.

“I came here looking for someone to have some... fun with.”

Your lungs felt as though they plummeted towards your stomach as you tried to take in one full breath, but the sound of his words were making that part a little difficult. You couldn’t help but question his words.

“...and by fun you mean?”

He smiled hesitantly then sunk his teeth into his bottom lip, “I think you know what I'm talking about.”

You did. You one-hundred percent, very well knew exactly what he was hinting at..just like anyone else on this sight, he wasn’t merely looking for someone to chat with, he was looking for something that was a little less innocent than that.

“So..what does that have to do with me then?”

He shook his head and playfully rolled his eyes, “I mean I would like your consent to...”, his mouth formed into a cocky smile as the tip of his tongue poked through his cheek, “...have fun with you. If that sounds like something you’d be in to.”

His words hit you like a strong gust of wind, nearly knocking the wind out of you as you sat there, mouth agape with both amusing and confusing thoughts running through your head. You were finding it hard to believe that someone like him was really interested in doing what you were sure he was talking about, but you also didn’t want to assume that he wanted to well, to put it bluntly, fuck over webcam

“Of course I would be!” You voice was exuding over excitement, making you slightly cower back.

He chuckled a few minutes before his hands reached for the hem of his shirt, pulling it effortlessly over his head as he now sat with his tan chest naked for your eyes to devour. You couldn’t help but wonder how he would feel underneath your palms as you racked them up and down the smooth indents from his pectoral muscles. How he’d flinch as your hands dragged lower and lower until they were at the top of his jeans.

“Your turn.”

You were nervous as you began to lift your shirt over my head, hesitating slightly as you began to second guess yourself. Your body was less than colossal and you didn’t want to disappoint this person who was very, very attractive and clearly worthy of seeing a body that was up to his level of “hotness”.  As if reading your mind, he moved his face closer to his computer, propping his chin up on his knuckles as he watched you in an almost hypnotic state.

“Let me see you sweetheart.” His voice was husky and smooth as he encouraged you to lift the fabric up and over my head. 

Your hair seemed to get messy from the movements as you attempted to smooth the hairs back down, causing the handsome stranger to laugh slightly, but still keep his eyes focused on you.

“Is it okay if I tell you what to do?”

You couldn’t nod fast enough, which caused him to grin yet again with those pearly whites as he nibbled on his bottom lip.

“Show me those panties.”

You felt your stomach flex solely from his words as you quickly stood up from your seated position, leaving your waist completely at his eye level. You pulled the thin shorts down your legs, making the stranger let out a faint ‘mmm’ of a hum as he took in the newly visible red lace that covered your pubic area, leaving just enough to the imagination for the stranger to take in and appreciate.

“Turn around for me sweetie.” His voice was much deeper as he started leaning his entire body backwards into the chair while I slowly began spinning my body around until I was no longer facing him.

“Fuck, you have a beautiful ass.”

I turned back around, checking that this in fact was not a dream or some sort of sick joke and the eyeful I got was enough to confirm to me that he was indeed completely serious and deeply aroused by me. The stranger had moved his palm to his groin area as he gently palmed his visible bulge all the while keeping his eyes on me.

“Tell me if I make you uncomfortable okay? I want you to enjoy this just as much as me.”

“Trust me”, I paused briefly to admire the way he was pleasuring himself, “I’m comfortable with a lot of things.” 

He smirked, watching me as I turned back around so I was facing him, letting my elbows rest near where my laptop was resting, giving the stranger a good eyeful of my cleavage which I may or may not have done purposefully.

“Good...now, take off that bra of yours please.”

I blushed as I smiled timidly while lifting my hands slowly to my back until they came in contact with the cold metal as. Quickly. My fingers worked to unhook the hooks as I felt the material that was previously wrapped snugly around my chest begin to loosen, but not totally fall from my body just yet.

“Are we being shy?” I shrugged teasingly, keeping my eyes away from my computer screen as one of my bra straps started to drift further and further down my arm, unbeknownst to me, showing off the very top of my breast.

“Or are we being a tease?” His eyes were squinted with arousal as I answered him with yet another shrug while his hand subtly slipped underneath the fabric of his boxer briefs.

I watched on as he began slowly toying with himself, making my mouth naturally fall slightly open as I watched him, quite entranced.

“I can be a bit of a tease sometimes.” My tone of voice had shifted completely, making me slightly shocked how my body naturally went from it’s normal tone to one that was higher pitched and almost sounding like the soft, but erotic voices of those female actresses from old movies.

“I do like a good tease, but right now I want to see those tits baby.”

Without hesitation, I let my arms fall to my sides, allowing the straps to completely fall off of my arms and down onto the floor as I let my bare chest hit the cold air of my apartment.

The stranger licked his lips as his eyes glanced down to my chest.  “Can you touch them for me?”

I allowed my palm to fully grasp my breasts in each of my hands as I began kneading them gently, making my head roll back and my eyes close as I began to indulge in the pleasure I was bringing upon myself.

“If I were with you right now, I’d have my mouth all over them. Licking, sucking, biting, making your body wiggle with pleasure. Would you like that?”

My headed nodded quickly as I let out a small whine while I continued massaging my chest until eventually my fingers grazed down to pinch one of my nipples, making me bite my lip and exhale loudly through my nose.

“Does that feel good?” 

I nodded, but that reply didn’t seem good enough for him.

“Use your words dear. Tell me, does that feel good?”

I began to nod again, just before catching myself. “Yes, yes that feels really good.”

The stranger chuckled, “You catch on quick just like the good girl I knew you were.”

Suddenly, I became aware of just how aroused I was as the wetness between my legs began to seep through my panties, making me physically feel my arousal as it kissed my thighs.

“Do I get to see more of you?”

The stranger immediately ceased his hand movement as he pulled his veiny looking arm away from underneath the black material of his briefs. “Is that what you want?”

“Of course it’s what I want, that’s why I asked.”

He pursed his lips, “Sassy, huh?”

“My reply wouldn’t have to be sassy if you wouldn’t ask such stupid questions.”

Suddenly his face began to shift as his cheeks began to heat up to a reddish hue and his nostrils flaring ever so slightly as he huffed deep breaths.  “Fine, I'll get my cock out, just like my little slut wants.”

A shiver passed through my body at his harsh and much less friendly tone as I watched him stand up to, letting me fully be able to appreciate his shirtless physique as my eyes traced down the veins and marks and muscles and the v shaped indents of his hip bones; god I could go on and bore you with copious more details.

My attention drew back to his hands as he hooked his thick thumbs under the waistband of his underwear, moving the fabric down until his hard, thick cock sprung out from under the draped material. My mouth watered just thinking of how beautiful his shaft looked as it swelled with arousal as drops of precum made his tip especially shiny looking.

“Is this what you want?,” He smirked, noticing my loss for words as my mind wandered to how good he would taste was I able to properly please him with my mouth.

I playfully shrugged, “Not bad.”

“Not bad? That’s it?”

I giggled, noticing how much he genuinely took my teasing words to heart. “You’re gorgeous, now calm down Mr. big shot actor.”

“Oh, I see how it is.” The stranger took a seat back in his chair, legs spread, cock still glistening with his own arousal, and a smirk on his face. He looked terribly cocky like he knew exactly how much I wanted him right now and how appetizing I truly thought he was.

“Now I showed you what I look like naked..think it’s only fair if I get to see you now, don’t you think?”

My mind fell into a slight panic for a reason I wasn’t too sure of. I’d already stripped myself down to just my knickers, why should I be afraid to discard the last remaining piece of thin material from my body? This stranger was kind enough and was clearly aroused by what he had seen so far, plus, it wasn’t as if he was being a total creep, in fact he was being anything but.

To assist me in my moment of courage, I took the last sip of my glass of wine, earning a small laugh from the other end of my computer. “You’re beautiful, please don’t be nervous.”

The reassuring words from the stranger definitely eased my nerves, and made me blush profusely as I gave him a weak smile and moved the lace fabric down my hips until they reached my ankles where I kicked them to who knows where.

“Jesus.” His words came out breathless as he watched my every move as I teetered my body weight, shifting nervously from my left to my right. 

“Now what?”

“Eager are we? I just got you naked and you’re already eager to move on; let me enjoy the sight of you for a second please.”

He smirked as he rested his hands on the tops of his thighs, his cock had deflated ever so slightly, but it was still visible that he was turned on. “How about you touch yourself for me.”

Quickly, I let my hand fall to my thighs as I slowly started parting them. 

“You really are eager aren’t you?”

“Huh?” I asked, stopping my hands movements.

“How about you tease yourself first. Think you can do that for me?”

I moved my hands back so they rested on either side of my body, feeling the soft material of the couch on my fingertips. “I can definitely do that.”

He smirked, “Close your eyes and listen to my words, okay?”

“Okay”, I nodded.

The stranger took a deep breath as he gave his first round of instructions. “Start with your hands caressing your collarbones. Gently gliding those fingertips over the skin, feeling the softness as you slowly move your fingers down towards your breasts. Touch them, I know you want to.”

I obeyed his every word, moving my hands from my collar to my bare breasts, feeling my skin tingle with every word and movement he told me to make. With my eyes shut, I could almost picture it was his larger hands giving me such intimate touches and caresses, making goosebumps appear all over my arms as my hands began once again kneading at each of my breasts.

“Does that feel nice?”

I hummed a ‘mmhmm’ as my eyes instinctively closed while I allowed the pleasure to fully take over my actions.

The slickness between my legs was growing by the minute (or rather by each word he spoke) as my fingers danced there way to each of my breasts, letting the much stronger electric feeling take over my body in complete pleasure as I let my fingers pinch at my nipples, giving the pink velvety soft knubs twist and turns that made me writhe and moan.

“That’s it, just like that--how about you move your hand down towards your stomach now.”

Keeping my eyes closed, I obeyed him immediately as my fingers waltzed down my ribs until they reached my belly button. Soon his soothing yet stern voice was in my ear again.

“Imagine my hands are on you, moving along the curve of your body and gently squeezing your middle--fuck, you have no idea how much I wish I was touching you right now.”

I peered my eyes open as my hands loved on my curves, catching a glimpse of the lustful eyes of the man opposite me on my laptop screen as he kept his hands on either side of him, gripping the leather fabric of the chair tightly as if he was holding himself back from touching himself. He smiled so slightly as his eyes moved away from my direct contact so he could, I assume, continue watching my hands as they moved across my naked body for him. 

“Now, move down to your thighs. Let’s do the tops of them first; squeeze them in your hands roughly, but not too rough for me baby.”

I don’t hesitate or second guess, in fact i’m more so overjoyed that I'm finally getting some friction in the general area of where I want it the most. Slightly, I spread my legs apart which draws a deep moan from the stranger on the other end of my laptop, I smile as I am very, very aware of why that noise must’ve come out of his lips as I dip my hands down my body to my thighs, giving one of them a gentle squeeze while I caress the other gently.

“Wish I could taste you right now.” The strangers voice was just barely over a whisper.

“Do you now... and what do you think I taste like.” 

I watched as the man's hands twitched beside him just before he rested his palm on his lower stomach where i’m sure it was waiting in agony to give in and touch the skin of his flaming red tip that was standing at complete attention.

“Sweet, so fucking sweet like a freshly picked fruit.” My hands continued loving on the dainty skin of my thighs as the stranger hummed a few more ‘mmm’ sounds while I smiled and reveled in the confidence he was making me gain.

“You’re making me so wet,” I boldly whined out while giving my inner thighs a squeeze--true, I hadn’t been told yet to touch myself there, but with a mouth like him full of vulgar words and phrases, I don’t think the aching in my belly would allow me to not seek out some sort of friction or relief.

“Show me.”

Suddenly my prior bashful ways were beginning to disintegrate with every reaction the stranger gave me anytime I touched myself or said anything remotely provocative and, in a moment of confidence, in the most unladylike way possible, I parted my legs fully and gave him the view he requested.

He sucked in a loud harsh breathe and he bit down incredibly hard onto his blood, surely tasting the small amount of blood that he had drawn in the process. “God damn you’re soaked.”

“Told you so.” I bit my lip and rested the back of my neck against the couch, still keeping up the raking of my fingernails against my thighs.

“Can I touch myself yet?”

The man smirked, “Eager?”

“Of course I am. You’ve been making me tease myself for forever.”

He let out a chuckle as his eyes seemed to zone out for a millisecond as he thought about my request.

“Think you deserve it?” He raised his eyebrow in a cocky manor as his jaw seemed to tense up, making his bone structure that much more prominent.

“Of course I do; I've been obeying your every word haven’t I? Besides, I know you want to watch me do it.” I gave one last squeeze to my thighs before I boldly moved my hand to the lower lips set between my legs, letting my pointer finger trace my slit as my arousal began to coat my finger as I begged the man. “Please.”

He remained silent, switching glances between my hand movements and my eyes as I continued to coax him. “I’m sure the aching in your cock could use some tending to as well. I just want to help you with it.”

He scoffed, “Oh, is that all you want? Could’ve fooled me. You seem like a girl who's just dying to get herself off in front of me.”

“So what if I am?,” I shrugged, allowing my finger to dip slightly between my folds, making me draw in a sharp hissing breath as I watched the stranger mumble some incoherent words under his breath.

“Fine,” he groaned, his eyes now completely trained on the still hand rested between my legs.

Not a second after I was granted permission, I fully plunged my finger between my folds, allowing my eyes to close and feeling how truly wet I was for the first time.

“Don’t touch your clit--not yet.”

I whined, but obeyed him as I dragged my finger down to my opening, allowing one of my fingers to sink into me as a loud moan rolled off my tongue. I heard the stranger groan, making me open my eyes to see him slowly moving his hand around his shaft which looked hot to the touch. His eyes bore eagerly into mine.

“Feel good?,” I questioned even though just by the look of him I knew he was already feeling better than good.

“Mmm--mhm,” he mumbled as I smiled, letting the confidence fill me up knowing that I was making him feel so good just by pleasuring myself.

“Can I add ano--another finger?”

He nodded and I didn’t skip a beat before plunging the two digits inside of myself, letting out a low groan in the process as my hips rolled into my touch.

“You like that huh? Your two fingers buried deep inside you as you think about me.”

I nodded eagerly, but before I could agree too much the stranger began to further assault me with his words.

“My cock would feel so much better baby--filling you up and stretching that tight pussy out. You’d like that wouldn’t you?” His teeth were harshly biting down against his top and bottom row as he began taking long strokes of his cock, but making sure not to pump too quickly in fear that he’d cum much too soon.

My hand soon found one of my breasts as I began to squeeze it while still moving my fingers inside of myself at a nice rhythm. The stranger seemed to match my pace as he began stroking his cock at the same speed. I could almost feel his hot shaft in me as my fingers curled upwards while my thumb came to my clit, putting just enough pressure on it for my legs to jolt slightly from the sensitive nerves being stimulated.

“Think you can do one more finger for me?” The strangers request was breathy and nearly moaned out as I plunged another digit inside of me, feeling the stretch and pleasure in my walls.

“Now fuck yourself for me babe. Show me how bad you want my cock.” As he clenched out the words from between his lips, his hand began pumping his cock at a faster rate and he never took his eyes off of me. I matched his pace again and stared as he began to give into the pleasure; his facial expressions making that clear while his brow furrowed and the pigment on his face becoming increasingly more red tinted.

I switched between imagining that his hand was my hand pumping his girth up and down and occasionally swirling my tongue around his tip so I could taste him properly. On the other hand, I was also imagining that my fingers were his cock that was slicking out of me and then slamming right back in. My hand would be reaching up to the headboard to steady my body as he fucked me relentlessly with one of my legs thrown over his shoulder. His eyes would be boring into mine with intensity, just as he was doing on my computer screen right now.

“Tell me what you’re thinking about”

“I’m thinking about you--you inside m--me.” At this point I could feel the bubbling in my belly as the pleasure was beginning to become stronger and stronger.

“Mhmm, and how does it feel baby?”

“Good--mmmm--so fucking good. Fuck, i’m close.”

My words were soft and whiny as the stranger let out a throaty moan, “Yeah baby, cum for me. Pretend i’m fucking you just as fast as those pretty fingers are pumping inside of you.”

It didn’t take long for my orgasm to rush over me, making my pulse thump roughly throughout my entire body as the massive wave of pleasure coursed through me like an electric shock. Just as I was beginning to come down from my high, I heard the strangled moans of the stranger on the screen opposite me as he pumped his cock as fast as he could while small spurts of cum splashed onto his happy trail. Just the sight of it could make me want to go for another round as I watched him till his hand stilled and he let out a loud, happy sigh as his body relaxed completely back into the chair he was sitting in.

I laughed and stuck my three fingers in my mouth, swirling my tongue around them and being sure to clean them off completely.

He laughed as he ran a hand through his hair with his eyes watching me intently. “God, that’s enough to get me hard again.” 

“I mean I'm up for it if you are,” I joked as we both started laughing together as the silence began to creep into our conversation.

I knew that this was usually the part when people said their goodbyes, but for some reason I didn’t want to and I was dreading for him to say his parting words. Although we hadn’t known each other for more than an hour, he was comforting and he made me feel good, not just physically, but mentally. He made me feel beautiful.

Just then the man let out a loud yawn as he moved his hand in front of his mouth.

“As much as I don’t want to let you go,” He let out another yawn mixed with a laugh, “I think I should probably head to bed. I have a busy day tomorrow.”

I nodded solemnly as I glanced at the clock, now seeing that we had been talking to each other for around three hours now which meant it was far, far into the evening, or technically the wee hours of the morning.

“Thank you for the good time. I really enjoyed talking to you.”

“Oh just the talking part right? I’m sure that was your favorite,” I joked as the stranger broke out into a tired, small laugh just before pursing his lips into a genuine and content smile. 

“Yeah seeing you naked was an exceptional bonus, but I still genuinely loved getting to meet you.”

“I did too,'' I said quietly, resting my chin on my knuckles as I watched his tired, puppy dog eyes blink slowly.

“Goodnight, uh…”

“Y/N.”

“Y/N. I like that,” his speech was beginning to get raspier and raspier as the exhaustion from his day began taking a toll on him.

“Goodnight..”

“Rami.”

“Rami. Goodnight Rami.”

And just before our computer screens went black, the stranger waved a small hand at me as he whispered ‘goodnight’ yet again. I could still feel the heat from my cheeks as I scampered off to bed that night with my body sprawled out along the covers.

-

“Your client will be in shortly Y/N.”

 I nodded slowly out of pure annoyance. Not that it was irregular for my clients to show up late, it was just that I was incredibly exhausted from last night's “activities” with a handsome stranger that had kept me up for far too long, so any little thing was setting off my less than patient attitude today.

Only a few minutes later and I could hear a couple voices as they instructed someone on the agenda and why exactly they were here today. I could only assume it was my client and their entourage.

Quickly, I began to wrap up the email I was typing out on my phone just before a deep voice cleared their throat, making me look up at them and insist they give me a short minute or two to finish a work email. However, the figure I saw standing before me was enough to make me drop my phone out of my hands. 

It was him. The guy from last night who was previously only an image on my computer screen and now here he was, in the flesh, standing a couple feet away from me.

He had a confident smirk on his face while I, on the other hand, probably had a jaw dropping to the floor as I grazed my eyes over this human being that was somehow even more attractive in person.

“Hi, I’m Rami”, the stranger--er Rami-- extended their hand out for me to shake which I took willingly.

Our hands stay clenched together for a few seconds longer than what would've been normal for me and a new client to engage in, however this wasn’t just any client. He did say he was an actor, but I had just assumed he was an ‘actor in progress’ and working his way up, not that he was an actor who I was preparing to dress for the Academy Awards.

“Nice to meet you Rami.”

[missborhap]

Joe having a stretch mark kink would include...

Let me tell you...this man loves you, no matter what size you are!!!!!!!

The first time he gets his hands on the bare skin of your thighs and feels your stretch marks, this man goes BALLISTIC

He loves to feel them and kiss them and be able to rub them

If you’re self cautious about them, he would love on you

Joe might even go down on you rub your stretch marks

He would PRAISE them

Stretch marks on your thighs? Oh GOD, this man goes CRAZY!

Stretch marks on your boobs(if you have boobs)? He goes CRAZY!!

Stretch marks emdmdmdmdijd, this man CAN NOT help himself!

Like, a night would start off with you two eating dinner, him eyeing you down the whole time

Like a usual stay at home date night, the two of you would watch a movie, giggle at each other

His arm would make his way around your waist, pulling you closer towards him

Joe would leave kisses along your neck, then lead you towards the bed room

Once he sees your stretch marks, you can tell he gets crazy, biting his lip

He is VISIBLY hard as his hands wander over your stretch marks

Joe does admit it and it’s clear he gets over the top while thinking about your stretch marks

[whatmarisays]

Me, outside of tumblr, talking about /seeing a picture of Joe Mazzello, Gwilym Lee, Ben Hardy, Rami Malek, and Queen:

Me, on tumblr, talking about /seeing a picture of either Joe Mazzello, Gwilym Lee, Ben Hardy, Rami Malek, and Queen:

[bohemian-napsodyy]

Going camping with Rami and the BoRhap Boys would include... (hc)

fighting over who gets to play music in the car on the drive there

Joe literally suggests you settle the argument with a rousing battle of Rock Paper Scissors

Ben is all for it

and Gwil’s honestly just trying to k e e p h i s e y e s o n t h e r o a d , d a m m i t

at first you and Rami look at them like -__- no

but then the arguing just increases

and finally Rami just caves and thrusts his fist out and almost punches Gwil in the face while doing so

“fine, best 2 out of 3″

Joe ends up winning 

and also ends up singing yelling along to every. single. song.

meanwhile Ben is still demanding a rematch

and you’re just like

“I am surrounded by children”

the boys totally poking fun at you and Rami

like he’d place his hand on your thigh and you’d lean over and kiss his cheek 

only to be interrupted by Ben being like 

“whOA keep it PG-13 there, lovebirds!” 

and honestly even though the drive to the campsite is less than two hours away it feels like you’re never going to make it out of here alive

Gwil takes a wrong turn along the way

and everyone is like ??? Gwilym Lee wtf did you do

because now there’s no service in the mountains and Google Maps isn’t working and none of you know where the hell you are

Gwil blames Joe for singing too loud and distracting him

Joe blames Ben for “yelling the whole time”, because he “couldn’t hear himself singing over all the racket”

Ben blames you and Rami because he was stuck in the back with “an hour and a half of these two making out”

that was not true

you only made out for 5 minutes

luckily not long after, a nice couple sees you all bickering like little old ladies and they give you directions to the campsite

you manage to make it there in one piece

but then there’s the tent

oh boy

Ben claims he has everything under control

but suddenly it becomes like building IKEA furniture because while you’re unpacking all your food and backpacks from the car, Ben starts swearing like a trucker because he can’t figure out why the hell the tent won’t raise

Gwil fixes it in a matter of seconds

bonding time while you all pitch in to make dinner

it’s one thing to cook in a kitchen, and another story entirely when you have to make tacos using nothing but a small camping gas burner

your heart swells as you all take turns telling goofy childhood stories

Joe may or may not start a food fight

Rami goes from 0 to 100 in milliseconds the moment Joe chucks a pepper chunk at him

he just straight up grabs a handful of lettuce from the bag and just 

yeets it at Joe

lots of shrieking

“Rami, stop, yoU’RE GOING TO GET LETTUCE IN THE BURNER!” 

Gwil sprinkling cheese crumbs on you, a stupid smirk on his face the entire time

“oh, that’s it-”

you retaliate by throwing a taco shell at him like a frisbee

and it just kinda

bonks Gwil on the face

complete silence for five seconds and then 

*cue hysterical laughter*

after dinner you guys all gather around the fire together

Ben brought his guitar so you all start a Campfire Singalong

all of you belting out Crazy Little Thing Called Love

and Rami grabs your hand suddenly and gazes at you with the most adoring look in his eyes

you just feel so at home

the boys egging the two of you on to try singing City of Stars

and you’re both Mortified

but Joe and Gwil won’t let you hear the end of it

and Ben will protest that he spent “three bLOODY HOURS learning this song just for you two!”

so you cave

and it’s embarrassing

and cheesy

but you can’t stop smiling as you both end up butchering some of the lyrics and singing in the wrong spots

Joe films it and puts a clip on his Insta story with the caption “#getaroom”

Rami gives you the tightest hug (A SNUG HUG) afterwards 

Gwil makes hot chocolate for everyone

and then the Deep Questions start

you end up talking about conspiracy theories, and ancient civilizations, and whether plants have feelings and honestly

you’re loving every second of it

when you finally decide to pack up for the night, as soon as you get in your tent Rami kisses you so hard

you didn’t realize how long he’d been waiting to do that

but just as things start to escalate and clothes are being flung to the other side of the 3m x 3m tent you’re rudely interrupted by a yell

“IF YOU TWO ARE GOING TO FUCK, AT LEAST DO IT QUIETLY”

and if that wasn’t bad enough

“I DON’T KNOW IF IT OCCURRED TO YOU BUT THESE WALLS ARE PAPER THIN, I DON’T REALLY WANT TO BE IMAGINING WHATEVER IT IS YOU’VE GOT GOING ON, THANKS”

you don’t know who yelled that

probably Joe and Ben honestly

but that left the two of you in giggle fits, ultimately killing the mood

“goodnIGHT LOVEBIRDS”

okay that was definitely Ben

you end up just falling asleep, cuddled extremely close together despite enough room for the two of you to sleep comfortably

but you were with Rami so anything was comfortable

and just before you fell asleep you realized you loved these people with all your heart

(Rami especially)

they were like your family.

A little nutty, weird, and crazy, but absolutely lovable nonetheless. 

You couldn’t have imagined a better getaway trip.