#bottom us papyrus

[the-meme-monarch]

my delatrune 3&4 live-blogging And Also expanding on thoughts Here bc I tried to keep it vague there

so spoilers ofc

img 1 i was reacting to ciblesGD’s stream of chapter 3, img 2 i was watching someone from the server streaming chapter 3(plasticscentedoppossums but I’m not sure she’d want me to tag her), and img 3 i was again watching ciblesGD’s stream, of chapter 4 this time :]

susie’s talk about how even if ralsei’s not real their friendship still Is and she’ll never forget him and That’s Real. guy who just came back from friendship test hmmm im getting friendship test vibes from this

also what ralsei was talking about with finally wanting to discover who he is outside of the prophecy. getting to figure out who he is as a person outside of his servitude to the lightners and the legend. this is literally what capsei is built on btw

also sorry but I still like my tenna design more. i just think what i came up with is more clever. my big butch rabbit centaur lady could kick that giant twink’s ass. I’m sure I’ll learn to like canon tenna’s design, i already like his personality ! also idk if there’s any dialogue disproving this but i think it’d be fun if spamton and tenna were brothers :’] with how they already look so physically similar and honestly act similar, and then also their hatred of each other. also i want more darkners who are family. still literally only chapter 1 has given us canon Related characters, being spades king and lancer as father and son and clover as sisters

also sorry but I’m a little disappointed that chairiel wasn’t a Character. it was just toriel’s throne. you literally Named this chair and then it didn’t get to be a Person. it wasn’t even alive like he couch was. chairiel couldve been like. working for tenna as a Guard for toriel as she slept or something. and then toriel and undyne were There but barely did anything. I don’t think I liked chapter 3 that much. ☝️I still like it A Lot but it is at the bottom of the list for favorite chapters I think. besides those nitpicks it also just kinda felt like it was dragging on with the game show, which I think was Purposeful, but still

⬆️the guys. the streamer did not talk to them so I don’t know what they say and my heart hurts over it but they’re here. look at the,m it’s the sweet capn cakes

DONT THINK I DIDNT FUCKINB SEE THAT? DONT THINK I DIDNT FUCKING SEE THAT KRIS IN THE CLOSET? DONT THINK I DDINT SEE HOW YOU COVERED IT WITH THE HEART PILLOWS? if there ends up being an innocent explanation for this my guess is it’s just a dummy of kris that they made and used to scare noelle and dess Confiscated it. but hmmm awfully suspicious they hid it under the heart pillows so we couldn’t get a proper look at it.

also I’m absolutely adoring how kris is getting more of their own Voice and actions through, putting the stickers on susie, pouring the fruit juice in her mouth and her theirs, them lawnmower holding her by the legs to eat the snacks off the tray. and their dialogue choices seem to be loosening up more, to be more specific in what they will be saying, like the way you (can) tell ralsei “I want you to be yourself dude”, to father alvin ���awesome sermon my man” again to raslei “park your butt mister” how they get you to relinquish control to play the piano, how they finally hug(?) ralsei of their own volition (it might not have been a hug actually, I didn’t get a screenshot and I haven’t gone back to look, so maybe they just crouched down to put a hand on his shoulder, idr)

and the playing as the SOUL segment was so fun. noelle and susie getting to actually spend time together, kris in the kitchen making chocolate milk i think. kris Beating the SOUL back to keep it from the guitar.

Carol.

ALSO knight chara theory might as well be dead Oh Wells I didn’t really expect to be right anyway i just thought it’d be neat. sorry knight papyrus and knight alvin fans except the ones of you who were mean to me about knight chara. upon seeing the roaring knight I did think it was dess, it still very well could be but I began thinking it was carol, with kris being on the phone talking smth about ‘the next fountain’ and then saying susie got the guitar and the voice saying “I’ll be right there” and then carol showing up even though noelle said she’d still be at work for a while. the knight and the voice on the phone who is probably definitely carol could be different people but idk that was just my leap in logic

ALSO GERSON. FUCK. i was So hoping to know how a dust covered burial object would work in the dark world and im so happy it was answered, i figured it might be but I didn’t think it’d be In The Church, I thought it’d be like a ‘too many fountains were opened and now the Outside is becoming a dark world (and therefore the objects in the graveyard)’ situation. also no I don’t believe ralsei is an object with asriel’s dust. when he’s downed it calls him “a pile of fluff”, no mention of dust. however I think this debunks red horn headband and green crayon theory. my funny joke theory: ralsei is a clump of asriel’s fur from a hairbrush

⬆️this was fucked

⬆️this was also fucked

anyway this is literally how these chapters left me (positive)

i did literally have to take two headache medicines at different points while watching these chapters

[veinsfullofstars]

Maybe you can love your friends too much…

(ID: Undertale fanart of Papyrus, Undyne, & Sans. In the top panel, they are standing side-by-side and posing confidently - Pap on our left with a wink and smile, his chest puffed out, one hand on his scarf and the other on his hip; Undyne in the middle grinning with a mouthful of sharp teeth and flexing her muscles; and Sans on the right doing a lazy finger gun with one hand, the other in his hoodie pocket. In the bottom panel, Undyne has scooped them both into a headlock - Pap bug-eyed and bent backward, Sans shrunk-eyed and lifted right off the ground - choking the life out of them with affection. END ID.)

I had this one sitting in the WIP folder for almost a year before I had the will to tackle it again - the woes of losing old files and redoing them from scratch, y'know. Also experimented with a messier shading style than I’m used to. I really like how soft and textured it is, but it takes forever with the brush I use, so it’s hard to say if I’ll keep doing it for other pieces. All in all, I kinda love how this turned out. Man, I miss these little guys.

Started 11/17/22, finished 08/12/23, updated for color correction 11/02/24. NOTE: This was originally posted on my deleted account on 08/13/23.

[skeletwinsauaskbox]

Welcome To The Skeletwins AU Ask Box!

Snowdin Adventures With The Skeletwins is a fanfiction AU-ish thing revolving around my two favourite comfort characters, Sans and Papyrus! Why is it an AU? Well, the only significant difference (as of right now) is that they're twins! As of right now, there's just the one main story, but there's also a few side stories you can check out here!

I've been inspired by other ask blogs to create my own based on this series! So here, you can ask the twins pretty much anything! Well... almost anything...

(Event: Sans and Papyrus have swapped fonts! Hooray! [Ends 1st July])

No explicit NSFW, please. Both brothers, as well as myself, are part of the asexual spectrum, but they're more on the sex-repulsed side of things. Dirty jokes that can go over kids' heads, however, are okay! But no advances, please! Let's keep this place lighthearted, yeah?

You are allowed to submit your own art of the brothers or Undertale in general, and the brothers will react to it! But like the rule above, please no NSFW art. That would be very much appreciated.

Submit as many questions as you'd like, but please be patient! You can DM me for a private chat if you want (some of you have already done that lol), but I won't always have time to answer.

I don't do ships unless it's a canon ship like Alphyne. But if you want to mention them, that's okay! Just try to steer clear of the more... problematic ones. You know which ships they are. If anything regarding those ships are submitted, neither me nor the brothers will answer it. Sorry!

To any minors that might come across here, don't worry, I will try to make this blog as safe as possible for you! But if anything involving stuff like references to alcohol or stuff like bad mental health or even the kill kill murder route in Undertale comes up, then those questions will be answered. Just a little warning there for you, that's all.

You're allowed to swear since I'm hoping there's no actual kids on Tumblr and teenagers swear all the time haha. Just please don't use any derogatory or offensive language. Let's keep this place as friendly as possible, ok? Oh, and the characters will be censored when they swear because funny. There are a few exceptions though.

A︎n︎y︎ a︎n︎s︎w︎e︎r︎s︎ i︎n︎v︎o︎l︎v︎i︎n︎g︎ Sans' project and the brothers' past will be deliberately left vague.︎ S︎o︎r︎r︎y︎ i︎f︎ y︎o︎u︎ d︎o︎n︎'︎t︎ l︎i︎ke︎ t︎h︎a︎t︎,︎ b︎u︎t︎ I︎ d︎o︎n︎'︎t︎ w︎a︎n︎t︎ t︎o︎ s︎p︎o︎i︎l︎ a︎n︎y︎t︎h︎i︎n︎g︎ t︎o︎o︎ s︎o︎o︎n︎.︎

Please try not to spam. I assure you, your questions do go through, I'll get to it eventually! I go from bottom to top usually, so please be patient. :)

Please do not try to cause events. An event will happen when I feel like doing one. Truth be told, while they're fun, they can be a little stressful sometimes, especially where there's a plot involved. So please don't try to cause one.

If you want to ask questions as an OC, that's okay! Anything to make you comfortable, after all. But as of right now, I'm not accepting any new roleplays whatsoever. There are some ongoing ones, but once those are finished, absolutely no roleplays. This is an ask blog, after all.

If you want to put the twins in your comics or stories, you can! Fanart is great too! But I would like it if you tag me if you decide to upload it to Tumblr, not only as credit, but so I can see your art too (and subsequently fangirl over them lol). If you want a guide, then you can take a look here!

Please read what characters are available for asks before submitting your questions. Check out the link to the guide in rule 11 to get a grasp of when the AU takes place. I should probably put out an information sheet, honestly. I might do that.

If you want to follow up on an ask that's already been answered, please provide a link to the previous message so I can know the context.

Have fun and be kind! :)

Anyway, now that's done, here are the list of characters you can ask!

Sans and Papyrus (of course!)

Alphys

Undyne

Mettaton

Napstablook

Grillby

Muffet

The K-9 Unit

Asgore

Any Snowdin Resident (yes, including Jerry [and Monster Kid!])

Characters you can leave questions for but they'll be answered later:

Characters you can't ask right now:

Flowey (he doesn't exist yet)

Toriel (Sans hasn't found the door yet)

Frisk (waaaaay too early for them)

Chara and Asriel (...)

If you don't want to read the fic, check here for their current situation!

Also make sure to check out @felletwinsauaskbox if you want to meet their Underfell counterparts (updates every Wednesday and Sunday)!

Anyway, here you go. Ask away!

[pleasestayawayidonotlikeyou]

SKELIES MASTERLIST

Hey there traveler! Heard you like some... Certain skeletons huh? Well if yes, this is your lucky day!

(Rules to request are on the bottom btw.)

Female Angel reader x sans hcs

Sans talking about reader, and then reader appears right behind him

Sans realizing he has feelings for reader hcs

Would they survive No-Nut November?

Sans taking care of sick reader hcs

Sans and Cash think reader cheated because she's pregnant, a year later they find her with a babybones.

Mal and Mutt think reader cheated because she's pregnant, a year later they find her w a babybones.

Sans husband hcs

Cross, Fresh, Ink and Sans w reader booping them and running away

Red x male reader

Energetic group w reader who internalized that being noisy around others is bad.

Swap bros x vampire reader

Honey trying to quit smoking and failing

Papyruses w reader asking for a kiss

Younger brother group catching reader dancing and singing while cleaning

SWAPFELL SANS AND FELLSWAP SANS X READER HEADCANNONS (Separate

Rus meeting reader

Fellswap Gold bros x kind reader headcannos

Fellswap Gold bros x blind reader

Cross, Epic, Fresh and Wine w reader asking for a kiss

The cool trio romantic headcannos

Cross x reader smut

Poly relationship headcannons (Killer, Dust and Ted x reader)

Dust with best friend reader headcannons

Murder time trio with Hemophobic reader poly headcannos

Murder time trio + Nightmare with Goth reader

Nightmare x reader headcannons

Too late (Dream and Nighmare x reader).

Cross, Dream and Nightmare x singer reader

Poly relationship headcannons (Killer, Dust and Ted x reader)

Killer x insecure reader

Ink platonic headcannos

Star sanses x Godzilla reader

The cool trio romantic headcannos

Fresh w introvert reader

Epic with reader who's serious w everyone except him

Reader comforting Epic after a nightmare

Cross and Epic x tsundere reader

Epic w Jessica rabbit reader

Younger brother group w reader having a fatphobic family

Star sanses accidentally kissing reader on first meeting

US, UF and FSG bros x shy reader.

Bad sanses + Dream x Regina George Reader

US and FSG bros finding out reader has a chronic illness

Ink w affectionate reader

Murder time Trio w reader who stalked them way before they met

Sans w reader who loves echo flowers

Some Lucky NSFW writing

Nightmare x fallen angel reader

Would mafia boys tell reader about their job?

Killer w reader who has body dysmorphia

Fresh platonic hcs

Fresh kissing reader randomly

Yandere Cross x Werewolf reader

Cool trio + killer w artist reader

Murder time trio w singer reader

HALLOWEEN Specials:

Halloween special 🎃: Yandere Cash x reader

Halloween special 🎃: Yandere Dust x reader

Halloween special 🎃: Yandere Error x reader

Halloween special 🎃: Yandere Solaris x reader

CHRISTMAS Specials:

Nightmare x Christmas Elf reader ❄️

Sky, Red, Mutt and Coffee being under the mistletoe with reader ❄️

Younger brother group when reader makes ugly matching Christmas sweaters for them ❄️

(NSFW) Nightmare, Killer, Ted and Dust w reader wanting to wrap them like a gift for Christmas ❄️

(NSFW) Bad sanses w reader wearing a provocative Mrs Claus costume❄️

Nightmare w peré fouettard reader❄️

Bad sanses + Dream w reader who loves Christmas❄️

Younger brother group (minus Coffee and Mutt) under the mistletoe ❄️

Cross w reindeer hybrid reader

Series:

Once in a Nightmare |part 1|

Lamias:

Lamia Cross in mating season w owner reader ( a bit NSFW)

Lamia Dust in mating season w male owner reader (NSFW)

Hypersexual reader:

Killer w hypersexual reader

Fresh, Epic and Reaper w hypersexual reader

Honey w hypersexual reader

Explanations:

Who's Ted and Axe?

Skelies available for requests:

Undertale(Sans,Papyrus)

Underfell (Red, Edge)

Underswap (Sky, Honey)

Swapfell (Berry, Cash)

Fellswap (Mal, Mutt)

Fellswap Red (Rasp, Rus)

Fellswap Gold (Wine, Coffee)

HorrorTale (Axe, Willow)

HorrorFell (Hound, Noir)

HorrorSwap (Rot, Butcher)

OuterTale (Comet, Cosmo)

OuterFell (Venus, Mars)

OuterSwap (Star, Meteor)

MafiaTale (Smoke, Spade)

MafiaFell (Butch, Boss)

MafiaSwap (Lucky, Bee)

EpicTale (Epic)

Bad sanses (Nightmare,Killer, Dust, Ted, Error, Cross)

Star sanses (Blue, Ink, Dream)

Multiverse sanses (Geno, Reaper, Cino, Fresh)

Now what you need to know to request!!

I'll write almost everything except for:

Ped0philia

R@pe

Incest

Extreme Gore

When you request, please specify these things:

The Skelies you want me to write

Platonic or romantic relationship

Reader's gender (I'll just write for gender neutral if there's no specific gender)

Specific skelie Groups for you to request :

The main skelies (Sans, Papyrus, Red, Edge, Sky, Honey, Berry, Cash, Rasp, Rus, Mal, Mutt, Wine and Coffee)

The original trio (Sans, Red and Sky)

The lazy six (Sans, Red, Honey, Cash, Mutt and Rus)

The energetic six (Papyrus,Edge, Sky, Berry, Mal and Rasp)

The swaped group (Sky, Honey, Berry, Cash, Mal, Mutt, Rasp, Rus, Wine and Coffee)

The Older Brother group (Sans, Red, Sky, Berry, Rasp, Mal and Wine)

The Younger Brother group (Papyrus, Edge, Honey, Cash, Rus, Mutt and Coffee)

Horror gang (Axe, Willow, Hound, Noir, Rot and Butch)

Space gang (Comet, Cosmo, Star, Meteor, Venus and Mars)

Mafia gang (Smoke, Spade, Hit, Boss, Lucky and Bee)

The Bad Sanses (Killer, Dust, Ted, Nightmare, Cross and Error)

Murder time trio (Killer, Dust and Ted)

The star Sanses (Dream, Ink and Blue)

The cool Sanses (Fresh, Epic and Cross)

The God Trio (Nightmare, Reaper and Error)

The omega timeline trio (Cino, Geno and Fresh)

Yes you can request a mix of skeletons who aren't in a specific group and yes you can request nsfw.

When requesting, keep in mind that if the group is big (6 or more) you can only request that group, if the group is small (3 or 4) you can request two groups. Now if you want to request a mix of random skeletons, the max for them is 8.

Yet I'm not writing any NSFW of the characters that I consider asexual (Willow, Spade).

If you'd like you can be a type of anon/traveler, by example 💀anon or 🔥anon!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's it! I hope you stay and request something traveler!!

_____

Please do not repost any content from my blog.

[peasofgreeniguess]

Ello!!!! I have another request, which by the way, loved what you did with my other request. <3

So, in this, undertale bros, underfell, and horrortale and they have a rule "no more pets" since they all already have a lot of pets or dont want pets.

So reader walks into their house, trying to be sneaky with the box at like 2am. Very late, dident tell the brothers at all where they where, and they have a box that is making 'mew' noises (kittens.) And they come face to face with the brothers. (Separate) and they just stare at eachother. After a bit, reader just says, "Please?"

They are also in a relationship with them.

Thank you for reading this and hear is somthing sweet for you!

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

IM GOING TO PRETEND I DIDNT DISSAPEAR TO WRITE MY LONGFORM FANFIC (go read doe eyed on ao3- more info at bottom of post)

classic papyrus.

you freeze in the hallway as suddenly papyrus flicks on the light. "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?" He asks, knowing already you have done something you probably shouldn't have. 

Slowly you turn your head, revealing the small box in your hands as a little "mew" comes from said box. Papyrus stares at you, his face giving, "Oh my god, my mate is insane."

“Please?” 

Defeatedly, he sighs, stepping over and looking into the box. "HAVE YOU NAMED IT YET?”

you nod.    "DAMNIT!" He knows there's no chance your getting rid of it now.

Classic sans

Sans looks up from his desk at the quiet click of a door; he glances at the clock and notices the time. What are you doing getting home at this time?

Sans shortcuts right behind you in the hall just before you enter your room. He laughs at the small surprise noise you made. You whip around to look at him angrily, holding a small brown box. Oh no… 

Sans looks down at the box. “Whats this?” 

“Nothing…” 

Silently, sans takes the box from you, opening the top. 

“Y/N…” 

“Please???” you say, batting your eyelashes at him. 

Sans looks down at the box again, then back to you. 

"Fineeee” he could never say no to you. 

Underfell sans- 

Sans sits on the sofa in the living room waiting for you. He couldn't sleep, not knowing when you would be home; he needed to make sure you were okay and got back safe. 

Finally, hours later, he hears the front door unlock, and you walk in carrying a shoe box.

“Did ya’ bring dinner?” He asks, and you jump in surprise, not expecting him there. 

“No… just… shoes” you say hesitantly. Immediately he knows you are lying, but he can play along. 

“At two in tha’ mornin?” he asks, getting up from the chair. You nod your head. 

“Then ya’ won't mind me seein’ what you got. Doll,” he growls. Taking the box from you, one his eyes land on the creature in the box, his fears are realized.

“Please-” sans holds his hand up, “ya’ know paps is already done with tha’ animals.” 

“But sansss,” you whine, using the voice you know makes him weak in the knees. 

“... keep it on the down low. OK”

His brother was right; he's gone soft. 

Underfell papyrus -

Papyrus slaps open your bedroom door, his face already in a scowl. 

“WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING OUT SO LATE? ITS DANGEROUS YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT- WHAT IS THAT?” he asks, noticing the small box you were currently hunched over.

"Puzzles,” you reply, hiding the box from his view. With two large steps, he moves right behind you, squinting his eyes. 

“SHOW. ME,” he demands, knowing his mate well—he already has an idea of what's really in the box. 

You look up at him with a sickly sweet smile, hoping to distract your mate.

It doesn't work, firm, but gently he pulls the box out from under you, seeing the animal you brought with you this time. 

“WE CANNOT KEEP IT." “But papy!!” you plead. 

“NO!” he says, walking out the door. Quickly,  you chase after him. 

“I named him doomfanger... He reminded me of you!” 

Papyrus stops in his tracks, quietly growling. He look back into the box as his shoulders drop in defeat. 

“THIS IS THE LAST!” 

Horror sans

Sans has always liked the animals you bring home, and they seem to all like him as well. You two joke that he is the modern-day Snow White at this point, so hes not surprised when you bring home another animal. Only this time their landlord had warned them to not bring home any more or else they face eviction. 

"Lamb… we cant." “But sans pleaseee- its hurt!” 

Sans looks down at the small box turtle with a hole in its shell; it looks to have been run over by a car… he whines in distress; he didnt want  to turn down his mate and the poor little turtle. but someone had to be responsible. 

“We… cant.” 

Tears brim at the corner of your eyes, causing Sans to panic; he hates seeing you sad! 

He looks to his garden, then back to the turtle. 

“Mabe… it could stay… in the garden…” You smile. 

“Only until… it heals… at least…” 

Horrortale papyrus. 

Contrary to what you would think... Papyrus is the one who brings home creatures; i mean, you both do—Papyrus enables you most of the time. 

But this… 

"BIRDY, WE CANNOT KEEP A BEAR IN OUR BACKYARD” 

“Why not!” 

“ITS A BEAR?” He says there are many things Papyrus will do for you, but keeping a dangerous animal in his backyard? No. 

“BECAUSE HE WILL EAT YOU! ITS A BEAR!” even though the bear is hurt doesnt mean they can keep it… 

You puff out your cheeks and cross your arms, turning away from him. 

“AH- DONT CRY! PLEASE…” he begs; he despises you being upset, especially when its his fault…

“MABE WE CAN CALL ANIMAL CONTROL? THEY CAN HELP” 

You sigh. 

“Fine” ok guess- note at the bottom because posts that aren't asks don't get reach lmao... so yeah sorry i died. i was busy! i got a job and started a fanfic, and now i'm more in the groove i'm back!! i'm actually also starting two more fanfics and i have a discord server! so if you want extra content, skeleton art, and more fanfic conversations please join! its 18+ ONLY and we do verify age, ty for reading! discord here

[syltheanti]

Oh STFU, mind your business 🙄

I sent those asks on that bitch Toadstool's end because she is a rabid anti that of course hasn't shut the fuck up about Addiction Verse!

It was pretty hilarious to watch her get mad that I called her a cumrag since she really acts like one...

Tf is weird about me stating she is an addiction???

She sure has no life, when she shoulda worry more about real people!

Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.

The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.

Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.

People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.

Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:

"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)

[noir-bug]

Sam and Max My Little Pony AU!

I got some lore and a looooong list of names under the cut.

Sample Space got his cutie mark for magical engineering, the invention and upkeep of any machine in the pony world that runs off magic. (Think Flim and Flam's cider squeezer or Tank's helicopter) He later decided he wanted a different talent, so he changed his name to Ace Shamus and founded the freelance police. He created the Desoto, a magic-powered speed wagon.

Maximum Damage got his cutie mark for random destruction and violence. He followed Ace in becoming freelance police so he could continue his streak of mayhem.

Sample and Maximum call each other Sam and Max. They are the only ones allowed to use those nicknames.

Names Main Sam- Ace Shamus, Unicorn (Real name, Sample Space) Max- Maximum Damage, Earth Pony

Cartoon Geek- Tech Savvy, Unicorn Granny Ruth- Iron Maiden, Unicorn Lorne- Page-Turner, Earth Pony John- Bite Force, Griffon

S1 Sybil- Patchwork, Unicorn, Talent is being a jack of all trades Bosco- Circuit Breaker, Unicorn Jimmy Two-Teeth- Rat Bastard Shady Sales, Earth Pony Specs- Specs, Pegasus (Real name, Owl Feather) Whizzer- Whizzer, Pegasus (Real name, Duck Feather) Peepers- Peepers, Pegasus (Real name, Peacock Feather) Brady Culture- Culture Shock, Earth Pony Myra- Hot Gossip, Earth Pony The Director- Spotlight, Pegasus Philo Pennyworth- Mr. Featherly, Pegasus Leonard Steakcharmer- Card Shark, Earth Pony Harry Moleman- Rock Bottom, goes by Rocky, Earth Pony Agent Superball- Superball, Earth Pony (Real name, Ingress) Abraham Lincoln- Railsplitter, Earth Pony The C.O.P.S.- Dial Tone, Big Blast, Floppy Disk, Chiptune, All Unicorns Hugh Bliss- True Bliss, "Earth" Pony

S2 Flint Paper- Rough & Tumble, Earth Pony Girl Stinky- Mare Stinky, Earth Pony (Secretly Sea Pony) (Real Name, Shifty Current) Grandpa Stinky- Grandpa Stinky, Earth Pony (No Known Real Name) Momma Bosco- Momma Breaker, Unicorn Santa- Santa, Alicorn Jurgen- Nightwing, Bat Pony (Real name, Dusty Tome) T.H.E.M.- Merry Band, Unicorn Timmy Two-Teeth- Ankle Biter, Earth Pony Satan- Satan, Alicorn

S3 Skun-ka'pe- Skun-ka'pe, "Earth" Pony Sameth- Sample Size, Unicorn Maximus- Maximum Impact, Earth Pony Anton Papierwaite- Papyrus Scroll, Unicorn Sammun-Mak- Sovereign Crown, Pegasus Sal- Sous Chef, Unicorn Sam Jr.- Sample Jr., Unicorn

[gaylordscooter]

Masterpost (wow finally) for my fics

(some of the following fics were written out of order but i'm ordering them properly here)

Also including fanart other people have done for my fics, as well as my designs for these guys

The Bad Sanses Fics:

Say Goodbye to Your Name

i just wanted some fucking clothes why is there a parasite manning the cash register

Can You Really Call This An Icebreaker We Already Know Each Other Because We're All The Same Person (not actually)

Our Landlord that we Pay in Fear (collect my pages)

Nightmare('s) Blunt Rotation [unnamed drabble related to it]

I'll Catch You When You Hit Rock Bottom

Don't Bring a Papyrus to the Castle are you Insane

Direct Hit Through the Soul

One Year of This So-Called Hell [Star Sanses Interlude: Tipping the Balance]

Where Fate Leads Us

Getting Lost in Yourself

You're at the Party

Oizys

In Too Deep

Cut Off

Moving In

Returned Taken and Missing

Fleeting Memories

Mirrored Delusions

Star Sanses Fics:

The Ghost Pointed at Me

Note This Down So I Don't Forget

Blue's (totally not diary) log:

[A pile of carefully torn-out pages sit stacked neatly inside a drawer]

Error (Page 1)

ENTRY HELP

Cross and XChara

Hearts

Murder Trio

Blue

Ink

Nightmare

Dream

entry number ???

Blazar

Error (Page 2)

Fresh

Notes on Dream

Misc Fics:

Unnamed Ficlet where Error finds out about Ink's soullessness

Fridge (fanart drawn by other people for my fics. my own art can be found in the #utmv tag):

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/744215905551220737?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/745315444096892928?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/747692369150967808?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/748239802511572992/yayyyy-thank-youu?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/782411847845527552/screaming-in-joy-this-is-wonderful-thank-you-so

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/783659205103140864

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/783724130327511040/killer-in-your-art-style-is-wonderful-i-know-you?source=share

Additional thang (refs for my designs that I write in mind of):

Blue: 1 2 3

Ink: 1

Cross: 1

Fresh: 1

Nightmare and Dream: 1 2 3

Murder Time Trio: 1 2 3 Post-Where Fate Leads Us outfits

[sociopathicartist]

Hiii, could you maybe write a oneshot about the exact moment (UT) Sans fell in love with the reader? Idk if youve done something like this before, so feel free to ignore this if you have :)

Love your writing btw!!! The way you write Sans feels pretty spot on to me in a lot of aspects and its so refreshing to see

hey, of course, i can. thank you for the compliment on my writing, i put a lot of effort into understanding his canon personality. i wanted to do a chapter from SANS pov, i haven't done that in a while. hope you enjoy, my lovelies.

i’m trying to journal my thoughts again, like you’ve egged me into doing.

sometimes when i laugh i hear your laugh in mine and i think of you.

i didn’t notice i was doing that, it’s funny to me to think about how we’ve spent so much time together that i’m slowly becoming like you, similar to how you’re becoming like me. it’s true, though. i laugh and in my voice, i hear the way you laugh- just like how you have been around me countless times- and i think of you. it makes me a bit sad. that’s weird, i guess. or… weird for me to admit it out loud? i’ve become a lot more attached to you than i’d like to admit. is that weird too?

there’s no point in trying to not miss you either. you’ve left your trace all over my house. paps is cleaning the kitchen and sees the mug you always used, still imprinted with your chapstick around the rim with an unfinished drink at the bottom. i’m making my bed for once and i find your shirt that you left on my mattress that got left to be wrapped up in my pillows in blankets. it still smells like you, and maybe this is weird too, but i can’t bring myself to bring it back to you right away.

you also left your hairbrush in my bathroom. how’d you know i needed that? anddd, you left behind a box of advil for those headaches you get all the time. it’s halfway full, you’re probably looking for it in your bedroom.

i can’t help but leave some of the stuff you leave to just sit there right where it was until you return. it’s not me being lazy (for once), but it’s almost like if i just look at the mug resting on my nightstand that you abandoned when you left in a hurry, i can gaslight myself that you’re just in the other room tidying yourself up before you come back to lay with me.

sometimes at night, i hear the hum of my fan whirring in the background when i lay my head down on the pillow. this is another weird thing to add to your mental list, but i’ve begun to listen to the fan whirring and pretend like it’s the quiet hum of your soul that i hear when we’re tied up with each other. it’s a bit difficult to sleep without the faux noise now.

it’s embarrassing to admit, and as much as i blabber onto you about weird shit, i don’t think i’ll ever be able to bring myself to tell you that one. maybe one day when we’re both older and i’ve memorized every nook and cranny on you i’ll confess these weird things to you in a whisper during the night.

there was this time i recall now actually, it was a few months back. you were hanging out with the friend group at our annual new year’s party. you had on this outfit that caught my short gaze, which i discovered later that night that you purposefully wore to get my attention. you know me so well, don’t you?

anyways. it was probably an hour or two after the countdown. alphys was asleep on tor’s couch while undyne watched the ongoing anime on the TV with paps. you were sitting next to papyrus, and i was being a bit of a creep and took upon the task of watching you sit there beautifully from the other side of the room. i don’t know why i do that, i’m your boyfriend and have full privileges of wallering on you, but i just can’t help myself to enjoy watching you when you’re unaware that you’re being looked at. you look amazing when you laugh, by the way.

you had sat down on the couch next to papyrus a bit too quickly, and your drink splashed a bit and hit papyrus’ cheekbone. you laughed about it and brushed your thumb up along his face to wipe away the punch, and… i don’t know. seeing you just getting along with my brother, smiling, looking content and happy… it was like the air around me weirdly felt like the same air i breathed in to ventilate my magic. i just knew.

not that i didn’t love you before that moment. i loved you long before it was romantic, you were my best friend for god knows how long (two years and twenty-four days before you confessed, i definitely know). i guess that was when i just sort of realized, ‘wow, i actually really want to tell you i love you before you leave to go back to your house tomorrow.’

i don’t think i told you for a few weeks after that. i couldn’t keep in my feelings long enough, i’m usually shut off but you’ve worn me into a good habit of talking about my day and my feelings for so long that it’s become hard to keep stuff from you.

every night that i hung up the phone after calling with you all day, every time you fell asleep in my arms, every time i watched you leave my house, i wanted to tell you.

i don’t know why i didn’t do it sooner, to be honest. i always knew you loved me, i can tell just from looking into your eyes and seeing the enamorment you have from watching me just exist. not that i’m judging, i’m no better than you are. if it wouldn’t bust my kneecaps into pieces i’d be falling to my knees just from the sight of you… probably.

saying ‘i love you’ was well rewarded, a bit of a buff up to our relationship if i say so, but i guess i thought it would complete that longing feeling i had every time you had to leave. ending things with a sweet ‘i love you’ when you leave the room or my house feels complete, but it doesn’t make me feel any better when i still see the traces of you left everywhere.

my slippers that have basically become yours with how much you’ve worn them around my house, conveniently kicked off by the front door.

some food you made for paps and me when you came over yesterday, packed away in a tupperware container resting on a shelf in the fridge.

your footprints on my rug from when you shuffled over to my bed and hid yourself under the blankets so that i wouldn’t try to grab and tickle at you anymore.

a tube of cherry-flavored chapstick that you left on my nightstand that never fails to make kissing you taste yummy.

is it weird i find you in everything, even when you’re not here?

i don’t know. i know that i miss you. i love you. i’ll see you tomorrow.

goodnight.

- sans

[dark-ocean-blue]

hi tyre! hope u have a nice week :)

can i request a drabble with swap papyrus in a romantic relationship with a g/n reader that is slightly insecure because of the relationship? like they've always seen how relationships fail and it's their first relationship too. you can make this yandere or not, it's up to you :D

Hello !! I hope you had a nice week too ❤️

I decided to just leave this as a normal one rather than yandere (just this once 😅)

⋆˚꩜｡Underswap Papyrus!relationship Drabble⋆˚꩜｡

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You fidget with your sleeve, your mind spun around as you glanced over at Slim. His usual energy is slightly subdued today(as if he wasn’t already lazy enough), but still, his iconic lazy grin never seemed to fade. However, here you are, feeling like an imposter in your own relationship. It’s not like he was doing anything wrong! No- he’s been great, amazing even. It’s been a few months since you and Slim had started dating, but you still can’t shake the nagging feeling that it could all go wrong. You’ve watched so many relationships fail, heard all the stories about love falling apart, the horror of it and the lost years, it had kept you up at night sometimes, wondering if it was just an inevitable part of your life. After all, you never thought you’d be in a relationship in the first place! It was all so new to you. Can’t deny.. but you were kind of clueless on where to start, the vulnerability, the closeness, the tenderness. You weren’t used to relying on someone else, giving your love so freely and openly. The fear that you might let him down left a nasty pit at the bottom of your stomach. Papyrus notices your unease, he always does. It’s one of the things that made you fall for him in the first place- the way he payed such close attention, not to mention he was usually just so chill about it too, never wanting to push to hard, even if it made him anxious, after all he doesn’t want to let you down either… you mean so much to him. The skeleton’s lazy and uninterested eyes soften whenever you’re unsure of yourself, bringing his full attention to you.

“Hey, you’ve been awfully quiet, you good?” He spoke slightly concerned. “What’s wrong? You’re not gonna tell me I’ve lost my charm already, are you?” His joke is meant to lighten the mood, but you can only manage a small, hesitant smile in response. You open your mouth, but words don’t come. You’ve been down this road before, trying to explain your insecurities only feels like opening a floodgate. What if he thinks it’s silly? What if he doesn’t understand?

Papyrus tilts his head, eyes narrowing just slightly. He leaned back, resting his hands gently on his lap. “I can tell something’s on your mind. I know I might not have the best advice, but uh, you can always talk to me”

You want to say something, anything to make this feeling go away. “I… I don’t want to mess this up,” you finally murmur, eyes darting away. “I’m just… scared.”

Slim tilted his head. His grin loosens. He scoots a little closer, close enough that his presence feels like a blanket wrapping around you.

“I get it,” he says, his voice gentle “Relationships are... complicated. Buy, hey, You shouldn’t have to be afraid of making mistakes. I’m not going anywhere.” Your chest tightens, and you bite your lip. “But what if I mess up? I’ve never done this before… and I’ve seen so many relationships fail. It’s just... it’s hard for me to believe this one will work.”

Slim places a hand on your shoulder, his touch warm. “Listen honeybee, from what I’ve learned- You don’t need to be perfect. No one is.” He pauses, as if weighing his words carefully, and then continues, “I’m here for you, I promise. I’m not going anywhere” He tries to offer up a smile, the edges of his skull lighting up in a familiar warmth. He reaches out, gently tilting your chin so you meet his gaze. “Just be you. That’s all I want.” Your heart skips a beat, and for the first time today, you feel the weight in your chest lift, just a little. His smile is so genuine, so warm, that it feels like a quiet promise. No matter your fears or insecurities, he’ll be there.

You take a deep breath, and something in you starts to unclench. “I don’t want to mess it up,” you repeat softly, the words coming easier now.

He chuckled, the sound light and soothing. “I know, but, we’ll figure things out together.”

You rest your head on his shoulder, feeling the reassuring warmth of his presence. Maybe relationships didn’t have to be so scary after all.

Thank you for the ask! \(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)/ ♡

I’m open to criticism and grammar corrections

[fyodorsushankaaa]

Remove dazai from your pfp you pathetic ugly bitch

Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.

The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.

Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).

Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves). Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.

Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.

People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.

Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.

[whencyclopedia]

Jobs in Ancient Egypt

In ancient Egypt, the people sustained the government and the government reciprocated. Egypt had no cash economy until the coming of the Persians in 525 BCE. The people worked the land, the government collected the bounty and then distributed it back to the people according to their need and merit. Although there were many more glamorous jobs than farming, farmers were the backbone of the Egyptian economy and sustained everyone else. These farmers knew how to enjoy themselves, greeting the day as another opportunity to make the earth yield food, but looked forward to relaxation time at festivals because they worked so hard, so long, every day; but, in ancient Egypt, so did everyone else.

Egypt operated on a barter system up until the Persian invasion of 525 BCE and the economy was based on agriculture. The monetary unit of ancient Egypt was the deben which, according to historian James C. Thompson, "functioned much as the dollar does in North America today to let customers know the price of things, except that there was no deben coin" (Egyptian Economy, 1). A deben was "approximately 90 grams of copper; very expensive items could also be priced in debens of silver or gold with proportionate changes in value" (ibid). Thompson continues:

Since seventy-five litters of wheat cost one deben and a pair of sandals also cost one deben, it made perfect sense to the Egyptians that a pair of sandals could be purchased with a bag of wheat as easily as with a chunk of copper. Even if the sandal maker had more than enough wheat, she would happily accept it in payment because it could easily be exchanged for something else. The most common items used to make purchases were wheat, barley, and cooking or lamp oil, but in theory almost anything would do. (1)

Laborers were often paid in bread and beer, the staples of the Egyptian diet. If they wanted something else, they needed to be able to offer a skill or some product of value, as Thompson points out. Fortunately for the people, there were many needs which had to be met.

The Satire of the Trades

The commonplace items taken for granted today - a brush, a bowl, a cup - had to be made by hand. In order to have paper to write on, papyrus plants had to be harvested, processed, and distributed, laundry had to be washed by hand, clothing sewn, sandals made, and each of these jobs had their own rewards but also difficulties. Simply doing laundry could mean risking one's life. Laundry was washed by the banks of the Nile River which was home to crocodiles, snakes, and the occasional hippopotamus. The reed cutter, who harvested papyrus plants along the Nile, also had to face these same hazards daily.

These jobs were all held by those at the bottom of the Egyptian social hierarchy and are described in withering detail in a famous literary work from the Middle Kingdom of Egypt (2040-1782 BCE) known as The Satire of the Trades. This piece (also known as The Instructions of Dua-Khety) is a monologue in which a father, bringing his son to school, describes for the boy all of the difficult and nasty jobs which people have to do every day and compares these to the comfortable and rewarding life of the scribe. Although the piece is obviously satirical in its exaggerated depictions, the description of jobs and their difficulty is accurate.

The father characterizes the life of the carpenter as "miserable" and how the field hand on farms "cries out forever" while the weaver is "wretched" (Simpson, 434). The arrow maker wears himself out trying to gather raw materials and the merchant has to leave home with no guarantee of returning and finding his family intact. The washerman "launders at the riverbank in the vicinity of the crocodile" and his children want nothing to do with him because he is always covered in other people's filth. The fisherman is "more miserable than any other profession" because he must count on his good catch in a day to make a living and must also contend with the dangers in the water which often catch him unawares as "no one told him that a crocodile was standing there" and he is swiftly taken (Simpson, 435). All of these jobs are described in great detail in order to impress on the boy that he should embrace the life of the scribe, the greatest job one could have, as he tells his son:

It is to writings that you must set your mind. See for yourself, it saves one from work. Behold, there is nothing that surpasses writings!...I do not see an office to be compared with it, to which this maxim could relate: I shall make you love books more than your mother and I shall place their excellence before you. It is indeed greater than any office. There is nothing like it on earth. (Simpson, 432-433)

The writer of the Satire, obviously a scribe himself, may have exaggerated somewhat for effect but his argument is basically sound: the occupation of scribe was among the most comfortable in ancient Egypt and certainly compared favorably with most jobs.

Continue reading...

[blinddreams24]

Monster Under the Bed

Night 1. Dust

Inspired by @starzeah123

(Mention of possible drug use)

(Next)

You weren’t a troubled child growing up. Monsters were a mere fantasy to you until they came out of the mountain and definitely not what you’d expected. The fairy tales you were told were of scary beasts that hunted disobedient children and ate them.

But…

These monsters looked nothing like you’d imagined.

Sure, their king was a little intimidating. But he always had such a sad smile on his face that your eight year old self couldn’t find it in you to be scared. You’d hugged him when you met him and he’d cried.

The others weren’t so scary either.

The big fish lady acted scary but when Papyrus was nearby, she just roughhoused him and made you laugh.

It was fun growing up in the generation that got to meet the monsters first.

Back on topic, the idea of a “monster under your bed” had never really scared you. You even started leaving pillows under the bed as cushions.

You still kept that habit. Even though now, you lived in your own apartment. Your bed was further off the ground than normal. It was almost a bunk bed without the bottom bunk. Though it might as well be.

It was a very spacious area where you piled spare pillows, blankets, and the occasional plushy if you managed to get your hands on one. You had a tendency to lounge on the cushions in your free time, scrolling on your phone, reading, or drawing.

Nothing ever happened at night. You never expected anything to.

However.

Tonight was very different.

A thud that shook the bed and a curse woke you up. There was a moment of silence and then angry mumbling.

“Shuddup. Let me think.” Growled a gruff voice from under you.

You froze. Was there a robber in your room? Was he talking to you or did he have a buddy? Oh stars. Your baseball bat was on the floor next to your bed. There was no way you could reach it in time to ward off the intruder.

“Papyrus… please…”

Papy? Papyrus?

Suddenly your fear was forgotten. Maybe Papyrus’s brother had teleported the wrong way again and got stuck in your room instead of his actual destination.

You could offer your help.

“Excuse me?” You started, carefully peeking over the railing of your bed.

The room went silent.

Two glowing dots stared up at you, blue and red.

Ah, maybe Papy’s brother was high or something. Could monsters get intoxicated? He sure looked high.

“Uh, you kinda teleported the wrong way, I think?” You smiled. “I can help you get home if you’d like.”

The eyes only stared at you, unresponsive, for several minutes. He didn’t move a muscle, or, well, bone? He didn’t move an inch as he stared and you slowly got more and more uncomfortable.

What kind of crack was this guy on? Did he even see you?

“…Hello? Are you okay?”

He narrowed his eyes at you. “…You’re not even startled.”

“Well… kinda. You did really scare me for a second. But you’re Pap’s brother, right?”

He flinched and glanced off to the side, like he was looking at something. You couldn’t figure out what. “What’s it to you?”

“Well, everyone knows Papyrus.” You dragged yourself out of bed. “And he’s always talking about his brother and his “lazy” ability to teleport. If you accidentally, I don’t know, teleported the wrong way, I can help you find your way back. Also, I’m awake now anyways so would you like anything? Water? Coffee?”

“……water’s fine.”

“Perfect. You can follow if you want.” You open the door to the living room and walked into the kitchen. “Make yourself at home.”

“……” He didn’t respond. Just stared at you.

Okay…

Turning on the light so you could see, you reached into the cabinet and pulled out the only cup inside. “I hope you don’t mind, I only have one cup. I can wash it again if you want?”

“…s’fine.” Oh stars, when did he get behind you?

You filled the glass at the sink and offered it to him. He looked at you. Then the glass. Then back at you.

A little nervous, you gently pushed it an inch closer.

He finally took the cup and immediately drank all of it. He did that satisfied gasp thing and started staring at you again.

“…When’s the last time you drank something, sir?” You asked.

He looked like he was calculating something. “……few days. Didn’t think ‘bout it.” He handed the glass back to you.

In the sink it went. “…Are you okay?”

Finally ending the staring contest, he looked away. “M’fine.” His hand found its way to his hoodie and the dusty red scarf underneath.

Aw! Did Papryus give him his old scarf?

You smiled fondly and looked away. That was definitely something Papy would do. “Well. You seem a little… out of it right now. I recommend resting before you head out. If you want, feel free to crash on the couch. There’s also… where you came in. If you don’t mind sharing the room. Or I can take the couch. Just… let me know what you’re okay with.”

He started staring again. “………You’ll just let a stranger take your room? Got a death wish, kid?” A wicked grin split his face and his eyelights flashed.

You blinked the spots out of your eyes. “Not a death wish. I just want to help. If you have somewhere else you can go, I won’t keep you.” You gestured at the door.

Eyes narrowed, he glanced between you and the front door, back and forth, until he finally turned and walked back into your room.

. . .

Okay then.

Well, you have a guest now. Time to… be a host, I guess.

You followed him into your room and waved away his threatening glare. “I’m not staying. I’m just grabbing my bedding. I’ll be on the couch if you need me.” You pulled your blanket and pillow off the bed and headed back towards the door. “Sleep well, sir.” The door hid those red and blue eyes with a click. You sighed quietly. His staring was intense. He must really be out of it.

The couch wasn’t as comfortable as your bed as you curled up on it but it worked as intended and you started dozing quickly. You set an alarm to make breakfast hopefully before your guest woke up and then let yourself pass out.

You could deal with getting him home tomorrow.

. . .

Something felt… off.

You slowly woke up and groaned, not ready to start the day. There was something different today wasn’t there? You couldn’t remember.

Rubbing your face, you opened your eyes and froze.

Oh yeah.

You had a guest.

And he was staring at you.

Again.

You blinked at the two eyelights above you in the darkness. What time was it? “…Hey.”

No response. Just intense staring.

“……Can’t sleep?”

“……”

“…Uh… Are you hungry? I can whip somethin’ together real quick…”

He didn’t seem to hear you, as if he was listening to something else. Or someone else. You noticed him mumbling words under his breath that you couldn’t quite hear.

“Sir?”

He blinked at you and his eyes seemed to focus on you. He didn’t answer and the staring was back.

“……Is there something I can help you with?”

“…No.”

It was your turn to blink at him. “…Are you having trouble sleeping? You seemed pretty out of it…”

“…………sleep walk…”

“Oh.” That made sense but he seemed suspicious with the way he answered that.

“…”

“…” You glanced away. “Uh, since we’re both up, would you like to eat something? I have some leftover spaghetti.” You offered.

His eyelights flickered for a moment. “……sure.”

You pulled yourself off the couch and stretched before walking into the kitchen. Checking your phone, it was 5am. At least you didn’t have work today. You pulled the spaghetti out of the fridge, put it in a bowl, and popped it in the microwave. You rubbed the sleep out of your eyes as it spun.

“……You really aren’t scared.” Came the voice of your guest behind you. “What if I’m a murderer?”

You yawn. “I’d figure it out… besides, you’re pretty chill all things considered.”

“………You’re crazy.”

“So I’ve been told. I’m not crazy though. People my age just aren’t as relaxed as I am. I don’t see a reason to freak out over something so simple. You’re a guest. I’m a host. Simple as that.”

The only sound was the microwave “vrrr”ing until it finally reached 0:01. You popped it open before it could beep and offered the bowl and a fork to your guest.

He looked at it and then back at you. “……You’re not eating?”

Sigh. “I’m not hungry right now, it’s too early. And I only have one fork. So unless you’re up for sharing-”

He took the spaghetti and fork out of your hands and sat at the small table. His arms curled around the spaghetti as if he expected you to take it from him. Unfortunately, you couldn’t muster up enough energy to laugh but you still thought it was funny so you smirked. “You act like your brother steals your food.”

He glanced to the side and then back at you. “……Kind of.”

Sounded interesting. You sat at the table with a sigh. It seemed out of character for Papyrus to steal food. Especially from family. “How is Papyrus doing?”

“……” He glanced to the side again as if something caught his attention. “…He’s fine.”

You frowned. Odd. He almost sounded… sad. “…Did something happen?”

He shook his head and sat back, pushing the empty bowl away. “Nothing. Don’t ask about it.”

You watched him stand. “…Okay. I won’t push.” You picked up his dish and started washing it. “Feel free to do whatever until morning. Unless you want me to drive you home now? I’m okay with that if you-…” You turned around and he wasn’t there.

Maybe he’d gone back to bed.

You check your room and it’s empty. He’d vanished as if her was never there. The only proof you had were the dishes in your sink.

You rubbed at your eyes. It wasn’t worth stressing about. He probably teleported away while your back was turned. You went back to bed and slept in. Answers could wait until tomorrow.

[peasofgreeniguess]

its that time again, the time i remember tumblr exists

this ask is from Zatheon on discord! they ask : a male reader who's usually really shy just kind of breaking out of that shyness because his boy is getting harassed. Like full on tone goes cold and cruel on the person who's just generally annoying one of the skellies. But as soon as they leave he's just back to being a soft man vvv

Undertale Sans: You and sans were walking down the street, shopping bags in hand. You two had just finished shopping for dinner and were about to meet papyrus back home to start cooking! As you two walk you notice a small group of people shouting at you, you don't pay any mind until a empty water bottle hits the back of Sans's head. Sans is shocked at how quickly your mood shifts, your face morphing into a scowl as you whip around and start yelling at the rowdy humans. Your normally quiet demeanor replaced by loud protectiveness that causes Sans's soul to flutter in his chest, evoking a feeling he never felt before- The teens eventually run off as you barrage them with insults and curses only a sailor would know, as they do you turn back to sans, retuning to normal. You ask him if he is ok as you point out his face is fully blue. (TLDR: sans realizes that he's a bottom)

Undertale papyrus: Papyrus is used to being harassed on occasion, it comes with the job of "Mascot of all monsters" Afterall. But he's never had you with him when it happens. Papyrus is standing with you in a grocery store when a human woman starts talking very loudly about how monsters shouldn't be allowed in this "fine establishment". Papyrus is embarrassed but you two ignore her, until she rams into papyrus with her cart "on accident". Papyrus was about to just apologize and walk away when you step in, calling out the woman's poor behavior and defending him, he's really surprised at your sudden courage, normally you could barely ask for extra ketchup! his soul warms at the fact you care so much about him that you would yell at a lady in the middle of a grocery store for him. Finally a store associate comes by and escorts the woman away. papyrus places a hand on your shoulder, placing a kiss on top of your head and whispering a thank you.

UnderFell Sans: You two are usually two opposite sides of the same coin, sans being loud, rowdy, and rude, where you are quiet, shy, and polite. He didn't mind, he thought you were cute and sans enjoys being protective over his mans. Until one day he was at Gilby's with you, he had had probably one too many drinks and wasn't paying attention when a random dude threw something at him, knocking is HP down to 0.5. He growls about to rock this random dudes shit before you stepped in front of him, swinging and hitting the human square in the face, oh but you weren't done. while he was down you start yelling at this man for hurting him, saying threats he thought only people in the underground would say. He's so fucking proud of you! the human man runs off and you sit back in your stool, sans stares at you with hearts in his eyes. meeowwww!

UnderFell Papyrus: Papyrus can handle himself, you both know this, he was captain of the royal guard Afterall. But that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy sometimes being the one protected, instead of protecting. So when some random lady rear ended him and started blaming papyrus for the accident and you stepped in… well, even on his death bed he wouldn't say it but he found it incredibly attractive. His once quiet and shy boyfriend now defending him, stepping face to face with this rabid Karen, hell if you directed that look you had on to him he would be shaking in his boots. You are much stronger and brave than he imagined, finally the Karen concedes and you get to go home, insurance all taken care off. the moment you stepped back into the car you were back to your normal self. Papyrus keeps glancing at you in the passenger seat, when you ask why Papyrus just shrugs, not wanting to admit he would like to see that side of you again.

UnderSwap sans: Believe it or not but sans doesn't really like confrontation, has not as anxious as his brother but he definitely avoids it. so usually he just keeps walking when people harass him, and if its more than that has usually able to defuse it, like he was attempting to now. You and him were in a coffee shop when some bigot starts bugging you two, it was fine until they called blue a name, that's when you stepped in. Your face turned cold and collected, it sent shivers down his spine in a way that… wasn't all bad. you scared the shit out of the bigot though, he practically ran away with their metaphorical tail between their legs. Sans smirks at you, bumping his hip into yours with a teasing smile as you flush, realizing what you did. He laughs at your reaction and nuzzles your neck.

UnderSwap Papyrus: You two are like peas in a pod, both shy and quiet most of the time, at any point when papyrus gets in trouble or harassed he just shortcuts away. and he was going to do the same this time, you two were in a restaurant when the manager comes by and explains very rudely that monsters are not allowed in their store, but before he could hold your hand to leave your normal shy attitude makes a complete 180. You kick your chair out from under you and start ripping them a new one, papyrus is shocked at your bravery and flattered by your protectiveness, all he can really do is watch you with wide eyes. You grab his hand and pull him out of the shop with a huff, saying something like "we are too good for them anyways". He trails along behind you like a puppy, before taking you in his arms and shortcutting home. you deserve cuddles and some tea after that!

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[howlsofbloodhounds]

CARING:

stuff from the caring animation short that i noticed.

(So I was rewatching Othertale: Before the Hack (part 1) a few days ago and posting about it, which you can find here, and I was making & taking notes on Othertale Undyne.

I’ll make a post about that soon when I get around to rewatching the Experiment short, so notes from that short and BtH (pt.1) will be in one post.

I may also make separate posts for Othertale Papyrus & Alphys if I can find the motivation. But for now, here’s the notes on the Caring animation short for anyone who is interested.)

1. First off, Core’s piece of advice for Color stood out to me.

“Some care but they lose it by time, and others care but it’ll be dangerous over time. Are you either of them?”

What is that supposed to mean kiddo.

2. Just how long were they standing there before Color noticed? They had to call out bro by name just to snap him out of his dissociative state.

Is that just what he did when Gaster wasn’t around? Just sit there and stare at nothing and escape into his mind.

3. He says while pointing the rainbow beam at them. (Im assuming this is because Core still looks like a Frisk.)

(I also noticed that this is something Color and Ivory have in common. When Ivory was confronted by Gaster after being led into the Void, she summons her weapon and states her intentions clearly—something like “if you come near me/take another step, I will hurt you”—and kept her eye and weapon on her perceived enemy.

Color seems to be doing the same. Before this scene Core tells Color to please but the rainbow beam away because “you will hurt yourself,” to which Color responds that he won’t hurt them.

Seems possibly taken a few ways. One being that Color seems to have developed a very concerning lack of concern for himself while in the Void—not only was it implied that he almost killed himself and shattered trying to escape before (and only survived because of Gaster), but it seems that he’s willing to use one of his most powerful weapons to protect Gaster even if it harms himself, with his fragile body.

The other could be that Gaster kinda made it a habit to point out how fragile Color’s body is, in comparison to his power, and now Color instinctively feels the need to assert that it doesn’t make him helpless or incapable. Or in the case of a possible enemy, any less of a threat—someone to be taken seriously.

Another could just be that he is stating his intentions—that he won’t and doesn’t want to hurt Core—while still being wary.

And of course, it could be a mixture of all three or something else entirely. Keeping in mind his possible state of mind during this encounter, first interaction he’s had outside of Gaster in years and he was just dissociating heavily a moment before.)

4. His angry/wary expression is very pretty.

His face is very cute but sad in the bottom one.

5. Frisk why are you gaslighting this man 🗣️ 🗣️. You are gonna make him think he’s hallucinating bro!!

(Also that’s a wide stance, my guy.)

[skeletwinsauaskbox]

Little Fun Facts and Trivia about Lento and Presto for Absolutely No Reason Other Than I Want To :)

In my fic, I deliberately wrote the twins to be autistic. They don't know this, they weren't properly diagnosed like they should've been, and it doesn't come up at any point in the story nor is it a plot point. They're just like that because I can't think of either of them as neurotypical.

Papyrus is a pickier eater than Sans, and he's actually allergic to a few things. His allergies aren't bad enough to give him anaphylaxis or anything, but being allergic to something isn't very pleasant at all.

Sans is four minutes older than Papyrus. Yes, he's a big tease about it, but only when Papyrus is acting childish.

Papyrus has actually collected a lot of things in his life. As a kid, he collected puzzle toys and loved showing them off. At one point, he collected comics. Nowadays, he collects action figures.

Sans has the ability to freeze time. He mainly uses it when he's overwhelmed and needs space to let out his pent up emotions, but other times, he just uses it for dramatic effect.

Papyrus is the clumsier of the two brothers, and falls down the stairs at least twice per week. Sans isn't much better.

Papyrus cries very easily. He was especially sensitive as a kid. Nowadays, he has a better handle on it, but he still tears up easily during movie night.

Sans was an extremely cuddly kid who often crawled into Papyrus' bed in the middle of the night just to snuggle him. As an adult, he still really loves to snuggle and can get quite antsy if he doesn't get his snuggles from time to time.

Neither of the twins were told about the birds and the bees. They had to learn that themselves. Sans knows more about it than Papyrus does.

Related to the above, the brothers weren't informed much about puberty either and had to learn about it from him. And even then, it wasn't until AFTER they already hit puberty that he told them (in his defence, he didn't know the twins very well, so he just assumed their parents told them until proven otherwise). Their parents sucked.

Sans didn't complete his first sentence until he was 5-6 years old. Until then, Papyrus spoke for him.

Sans used to do Papyrus' homework for him, but it's not for the reasons you think. Or maybe it is, I dunno.

To this day, the twins still believe in Santa Claus. Papyrus still has the typical childlike belief, while Sans literally goes full conspiracy mode whenever Santa is brought up.

Papyrus has a bit of a temper, but he manages it really well. He's also secretly nervous about most of his social interactions because he's used to rejection from his peers. The only person he doesn't get nervous around or tries to impress is Sans, who's impressed by his existence anyway.

I've stated this before, but Sans is extremely ticklish. Funnily enough, he actually likes being tickled, at least by his close friends and family. To him, it's just another form of affection that makes him laugh.

Back when the twins were kids, they often left the house on their own to go on wacky adventures, mainly because their parents either left them home alone or did not keep a good eye on them.

Out of the two, Papyrus has better table manners than Sans, while Sans has a larger appetite.

Papyrus often forgets to take off his boots before going in the shower. Yes, this is pre-battle body. Yes, he did pull his bottoms off over his boots. He's a maniac.

Papyrus loves it when he gets head scratches. Meanwhile, Sans loves having his spine traced.

Neither of them can really function well without the other. Under normal circumstances, if they're separated for too long, Papyrus turns into an anxious mess while Sans shuts down.

The more you know!