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#bowling skills
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year
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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.
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inkskinned · 1 year
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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jaubaius · 2 years
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brasiliangp · 7 months
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Taylor Swift really dropped 1.20 metric tons of carbon in the atmosphere to watch her boyfriend do fuck all at the Super Bowl
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itsfairly · 9 months
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shut tf up, what do you mean nanami likes bowling to the point he has his own bowling ball?
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aurorangen · 10 months
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Bowling but they're just watching Vince fall
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He made a strike and did a dance 😂
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wejustvibing · 6 months
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😭 nah i know what you are
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theadventurek9 · 6 months
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Soon as I release him for his turn with the pivot bowl he offers this. Love how quickly he became magnetized to the pivot bowl.
He is loving the exercises!
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hood-ex · 1 year
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Bruce to Selina: MY PARENTS WERE RICH!!
Jason to Selina like 10 min later: Bruce really rattled you back there, didn't he?
Lmfaooo this is so unserious.
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foxskip · 2 years
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Hello tonight was a fun time. :)
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blondeboyfriend · 4 months
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did you guys know I'm a bad bowler :3
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cloud-ya · 7 months
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Just discovered that Einstein and Bronya (my new Psittacosaurus) both like bell pepers thats a win, but what the lil ones we cant ride do as a helper?
all smol dinos too small to be ridden have "tender" and "discoverer" skills. tender allows them to plant crops for you, as well as harvest and water them. at one point one NPC will have 3 quests for you - in first one he gives you a seed hub, aka bowl in which you can put seeds and to which you can assign little dinos to plant; second quest gives you a basket for dinos to harvest crops and third one is a water bowl that allows the smols to water the crops too. I haven't tried the discoverer skill yet but it's basically taking small dinos on a walk to find things like dreamstones for you
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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sonni-the-silly · 23 days
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Strong PE hater not because I just don’t like the class but because I have no redeeming skills in it and have had people argue with the teacher over being put in my team.
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desastre-gay · 30 days
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just got back from bowling and a meal with some of my family n im sooo tired but! i won the first game of bowling and came second in the next one B)
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sometimes I wish I could have someone that I could just flop onto their lap and stare up at them and have funny conversations while they pet my hair
but like platonically
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