#bowsareach

[felis-rach]

Ok you know what. I'm 100% loyal for mareach but I've ALSO come to the conclusion that this ot3 ROCKS and deserves more content.

(And I know in the original photo the woman is giving the finger but I couldn't do it man mario characters are too rated E for me sorry😞😞)

[thescrump]

fuck "peach cheating on mario with bowser" i want no i NEED more "mario peach and bowser in a poly relationship" NOW

[istadris]

Bowsareach AU where :

Peach can't become a queen unless she marries a prince

Bowser has to marry whoever beat him in a ritual duel (and until then could do as he pleased and thus wanted to marry Peach)

Mario is not a prince

HOWEVER

Mario beating Bowser in his conquest/kidnapping plans count as ritual duels

Mario has to marry Bowser, thus become a prince by law, thus is allowed legally to marry Peach

Bonus if by some weird legal loophole Mario counts as consort for both of them and he's basically a reverse harem

[throuple-or-triangle-poll]

Peach, Mario, and Bowser (Nintendo)

[nickiemoot]

ok so the way im imagining darklands culture being Might Is Right, and bowser being king because hes the biggest meanest mfer around? theres a scene in my head of what happens when he announces hes marrying peach AND mario, and diplomatically allying with the mushroom kingdom instead of taking it over.

like, i imagine theres a lot of mixed opinions. i bet people straight up are shouting about it at the announcement. the guy who's been enemy number one for years is suddenly becoming king consort? no way!

and bowser just goes "if you got a problem with it, you can take it up with mario! come on, who's first?" since challenging someone is a very legit move in their laws. and of course, the dissenters shut the hell up because mario has single handedly kicked the entire army's ass. (maybe one especially stupid and hotheaded troopa tries it and mario is a little ??? about it but kicks their ass and that ends any further issues)

i should add this in to the fic im writing lmao

[pocketlad]

At this hour I'm thinking of OT3 fluff

I think Mario and Peach would shower Bowser with affection at the same time to overwhelm him with happiness

[sparkerinparadise]

ik im a bowsareach truther but mareach is so fucking real actually

[superpridebros]

I dunno if you do ships, but bi Luigi w/ bi bowser would be amazing,,!!

So due to the image sizes, I can’t really do ship icons, but I did try to make semi-matching icons for them.

[felis-rach]

This world needs more bowsareach! So here's a little something I wrote for them! (It was part of a bigger fic I didn't finish, but it doesn't need context)

Mario was starting to think that all the “hero” thing made him forgot how to deal with mundane challenges.

He realized that when he saw himself using the cat-bell to climb up the wall and get a book from the top of the shelf. And when he tried to explain the claw marks to Peach, saying, “but what ELSE could I have done?” Her answer was silently pointing to a chair.

Bowser thought this was all hilarious, of course. And Mario had to remind him of who breathed fire into the oven when it wouldn’t turn on. And the reason they had to eat microwaved food for a week.

It was just a simple memory of some random day, but it made Mario feel so nostalgic. Their little home, hidden in a hill on the edge of the kingdom and accessible through a warp pipe they built, was no less than a dream come true.

After all, dating two monarchs meant that the three of them couldn’t simply rent an apartment together. Peach had to stay at her castle, and Bowser, at his, and when they eventually arranged the marriage that would unite the two kingdoms, it would be time to live together and Mario would come along.

But for now, the three of them settled in getting a little house to be the place they could run away to when Peach and Bowser got a moment of peace. It was great, especially when they managed to spend a whole weekend there.

Mario had the time of his life watching The Royals get used to the cottage. Peach, as a regent who always placed herself at the same level of her people and hated to be perceived as superior, gave her best to act naturally, so Mario tried to hide his laughter when they sat down to eat and her face just read “Oh, indeed, this table has but four chairs and doesn’t occupy the whole room.” He could see her dying inside a bit when all the plates and cups got too cramped up.

Bowser, on the other hand, being made of ego as he was, absolutely made sure he was seen as superior by his subjects (which never prevented him from being a caring ruler, going personally to a civilian’s house if they had any trouble, and screw his schedule). So he didn’t even pretend to be comfortable there. It was such an ordeal to prevent him from turning the house into a second palace. The most that Mario and Peach gave in was to make a living room big enough to fit a grand piano. Even so, he complained at every possible time about the house’s size.

“Pff. The fifty-second heir to the mighty koopa empire, living on an ant’s house like this… Of course, we left it to Mario to lead the project. He measured the house based on his own size.”

And Mario simply answered by sitting on the table in front of him. “Truly, I am so very small.” He placed Bowser’s hand on his back. “Look, I even fit on this huge and scary koopa’s hand. Oh, my stars! I sure do hope he doesn’t take advantage of all this size to grab me and kidnap me to some dark castle. Poor me!”

His voice was casually innocent, and Bowser’s face was on fire since he was still a mess whenever Mario and Peach gave him attention like that (and the two of them abused the heck out of it).

“Don’t you tempt me, plumber.” Bowser warned, holding his breath.

“Your hand is still around me.”

“…”

“Oh, no! That terrible monster is kidnapping my Mario!” Peach entered the room, and Mario fondly smiled with the “my”, dumb as their playing was. “Will I have to rescue him? But what if he kidnaps me, too?” She threw herself at Bowser with a hand dramatically at her forehead.

“STOP THAT!” Bowser jumped out of the chair, like Mario and Peach were contagious. “You two, you’re… you’re unfair, that’s what you are!”

“Weeeeeee?” They got closer, blinking innocently at the koopa, who got all the more red.

“…Dddddon’t you blame me when I actually kidnap you.” He turned to leave, visibly wanting to die in some corner and regain his dignity before he could even think about flirting back. And hit the doorframe with his shoulder. “STUPID small house! That’s YOUR fault, Mario!” They heard, as he ran to the room. And just laughed together.

“I definitely won’t mind if he goes through with this threat.” Mario smirked. “What about you, Peaches?”

“Not at all.” She agreed, before placing herself in front of her boyfriend, pinning him to the table with both arms. “Just beware, or I might take you first, sweetie.”

And she kissed his nose. Yeah, he’d definitely not mind that too.

[felis-rach]

I wish you could see yourself the same way I see you.

Some people asked where's Luigi on my bowsareach post. He's with his prince bean boyfriend, of course!

[sparkerinparadise]

oomf is posting bowsario propaganda and as a bowsareach enjoyer i am fucking HERE for it. can i get an amen