#boy be breaking 4th walls more than Deadpool

[tackletofset]

Proof that Will Kempen knows and chose to hide Anharion's real name from us.

[mlm-writer]

For Kinktober’s Sake (Wade Wilson x M!Reader)

Pairing: Omega!Wade Wilson aka Deadpool x Alpha!Male Reader Rating: Explicit Words: 1545 POV: Second Summary: Since the mutations, Wade cannot go into heat anymore, but that will not stop him from getting rawed by his alpha boyfriend in a rut. Note: For the prompt ‘knotting’.  See my kinktober 2022 masterlist here. Tags: omegaverse, 4th wall breaking, established relationship, if omegas get hot then alphas should get cold I actually do make the rules around here, breeding kink, buttplug, dirty talk, consent and no mention of mpreg

The coffee pot was empty and equally empty mugs sat in the sink. With the late morning sun teasing the tips of your toes, you laid spread out on the sofa, eyes trained on the anime you decided to binge today. It was just any other lazy Sunday, when you felt something change in your body. It was so subtle, at first you thought the eggs you had for breakfast had gone bad. Then, Wade passed behind you and stopped dead in his tracks. “You’re going into a rut,” he stated as a matter of fact. 

“Huh?” You replied very intelligently, as you ripped your thoughts from the storyline. You then realised you were  a little colder than usual and something was itching underneath your skin. “Oh… yeah. I should make arrangements before it hits full force tomorrow. I didn’t know you could still smell ruts.” You paused your anime and sat up to text your boss that you were not going to come in next week.  

“Oh I didn’t say? My nose is fine, it is just my own hormones that got fucked over by all these mutations.”

“Your hormones and your face,” you quipped back, smirking without taking your eyes off your phone. 

“Wow, low blow,” Wade replied, while leaping over the back of the sofa, so he could sit next to you. “So… I know I can’t go into heat anymore, but if I buy a big bottle o’ lube and stretch a lot, will you let me spend your rut with you?” He wrapped his arms around one of yours and pressed his cheek against your bicep. 

You put your phone down and looked at him. “I don’t know, Wade… I can get a little uh… not myself, you know?” You avoided using something like ‘aggressive’ or ‘animalistic’; it would have only turned Wade on and encouraged him. 

Wade let out an annoyed grunt and let go of you. “Please, spare me the cliché shit!” He exclaimed, before putting on a mocking tone. “I don’t wanna hurt you! I am dangerous!” You sighed when Wade climbed into your lap. He did not smell like an omega, but in your pre-rut, the neutral smell was quite welcoming. You wondered if he never had that distinct smell or if he had the mutations to thank for that. “Please, I promise I will be a good boy. Besides, you could tear my whole body in two and I’d still survive. Did I tell you I was just a head once?”

You put your hands on his hips to stop him from grinding into you like a horny little pup. “Babe, I know you’re a glutton for pain, but I am more concerned about you seeing me differently once you have seen me in my rut.” 

You stared your boyfriend down, letting him know that you were serious about this. His expression softened, indicating he was done with joking around for a second or two. “Don’t worry pookie poo. I’m so in love, you can have so many red flags that you could start a business and I will still love you.” 

That was as serious as Wade could get. He started rubbing himself all over you as if he could scent you. “Come on, give in already so we can get to the timeskip and the people get the filthy smut they came here for. It is kinktober, you know?” Wade whined into your neck. 

“Wade… It is September.” 

—

The texture of the thick blanket on top of you was awful, but you were so, so cold. A hunger sat deep within your gut, but it was not time to address it yet. When nuzzling Wade earlier brought you no relief, you had the suspicion that your body might never be satisfied without the omega hormones, so Wade was out making a last minute run. The anticipation of his return only made you feel worse. You wanted him and you wanted him right now.

You shivered and pressed your nose in the blanket. It smelled like Wade, but didn’t calm the rut itching underneath your skin. Your situation was nothing but torture. You smelled Wade coming into the apartment and tossed the blankets towards the other side of the room. You all but ran to the door, having to duck out of the way when your boyfriend opened it. “Oh he…” 

You did not let him finish his greeting. The delectable scent of omega was on his skin and you needed to inhale it. You slammed the door closed and pushed Wade against it. Your ice cold body found relief in Wade’s body heat and the omega hormones he had generously dabbed on his neck. “You’re fucking cold,” Wade complained. If he was an omega in heat, he would have loved your icy skin. 

“Shut up, I need to fucking breed you,” you growled against his skin. You knew your boyfriend was having the time of his life, when you roughly pushed him onto the bed. You took your hoodie and sweatpants off, cock already hard as a rock. Wade matched your urgency and undressed as quickly as he could, before grabbing one of the many huge bottles of lube you bought. 

You put him on hands and knees and put your face between his asscheeks, grabbing the buttplug he had worn while making his errand run with your teeth. “I can’t believe you wore this to the pharmacy,” you groaned, after you tossed the buttplug in the direction of the blankets. When you plunged your fingers inside him, Wade moaned wantonly. His voice entranced you, as you fingered him further open, adding a generous amount of lube on his already slicked up hole. “I can’t wait, babe, I need to fuck you.” 

“Then do it.” Wade said it so casually, but his words were like gasoline on a fire. You rubbed your thick cock over his hole, getting it slick as well. The first thrust inside Wade’s tight hole was so much stimulation all at once, it took everything to hold back from pushing in further and knotting him right off the bat. “Fuck yeah, that’s it. Come on, fuck me like an animal, alpha,” your slutty boyfriend groaned out. 

It was the final push that set the ball rolling off a very steep hill. You wanted to take it slow at first, but the hormones clouded your mind. You put an arm around Wade and pulled his body up so his back was pressed against your chest, while you fucked him deep. His skin got hot so quickly and the heat was an amazing relief to the chill that the rut put you in. There was nothing on your mind, but driving your hard cock deep inside Wade. Your knot pushed at his entrance, but did not yet breach it. 

“Fuck yes, use me. I’m your omega toy,” Wade screamed into the room, his eyes rolled back and his mouth hanging open a little. You needed him. You started thrusting harder, trying to get the knot inside him and pump him full of your seed. “Ah! Fuck! More lube! Ow, more lube!” You groaned in frustration as you needed to let go of Wade to fulfil his request. Wade fell face down onto the bed. You could see him breathing violently, while you grabbed the lube and nearly emptied it over your knot. You pushed Wade down further, until he was lying prone bone on the bed. 

“Lie still, my omega. I’m going to breed you full. You will take my knot.” Wade whimpered under your voice. He was keening, while you pushed your cock inside him up to the knot. You pushed harder and harder, while the sounds coming from your boyfriend indicated he was in the grey area between pleasure and pain. 

“Oh my god, yes!” Wade screamed when your knot popped it. You immediately rutted into him, moving your knot inside him as much as you could. Wade was howling, already coming from the friction with the mattress. You were not done though. “Come on, breed me!” Wade demanded, his face cycling through five different expressions, all of them showing you he was hungry for your load inside him. “The writer doesn’t have forever! Do you have any idea how hard it is to write 31 sex scenes without getting repetitive as fuck?” You had no idea what he was talking about, but something deep inside you told you he was right. However, writing 31 sex scenes without getting repetitive was not the only hard thing right now. 

You pushed as deep as you could inside of your omega. His walls contracted around you and his delectable heat sent you over the edge. You cursed as you bent your body over his. Your entire body shook with the relief of scratching the itch your rut created. You rolled to the side, bringing Wade with you, forced to be the little spoon, while your knot kept you tied together. You let out a sigh, snuggling into his body heat. “Rest, Wade. I’m not done with you.” 

Wade chuckled and patted the arm you had around his waist. “I know, sweetcheeks, but, for the sake of kinktober, the writer definitely is.”

[dyingstarsinyoursky]

Just watched Deadpool and Wolverine. That movie was so much fun.

And fucking hilarious. I laughed so much from start to end

(But Marvel are absolute cowards :D)

[mild spoilers under read more]

Disappointed that they actually didn't use the Stray Kids song in the movie. Even tough it is credited in the credits.

They used so many of the songs in the movies spectacularly well.

Like the opening scene with N'Sync "Bye Bye Bye"? Absolutely fucking great. Honestly my fav scene of the movie. The fight choreography matched to the song, interlaced with Deadpool dancing to it. Chef's kiss.

"Hell's Bells"? Fantastic. Was not expecting that one because it is not in the official soundtrack, but the moment the bells started, I was like "omg is that hell's bells?". It went great with that fight scene!

"Like a Prayer" was used beautifully during the climax! That's my favourite Madonna song, and it's so good and they did it justice!

But god they are cowards. Stray Kids gave them a banger like "Slash", that would have gone amazing with a badass fight scene, and they just didn't use it?!?!? Not even in the credits. COWARDS

There was a fight scene (the one with Elektra, Blade, Gambit), that I noticed that they just used generic instrumental superhero epic music. Compared to the rest of the movie that used bangers that really complimented the scenes, that scene's soundtrack felt so generic. "Slash" would have been greatly used in that scene, I just know it! Specially if they choreographed/edited to it. What a missed opportunity, but they are cowards.

But other than I thoroughly enjoyed that movie. I was entertained from start to end. I was laughing out loud, and having a great time.

Boy did I have fun! It is honestly hilarious.

I could do with less Avengers and MCU universe references, because one thing that I honestly really enjoyed from previous Deadpool movies was that it was separated from the main Marvel universe, and I'd rather it just kept to the X-Men universe like in the previous movies.

Yes a lot of them (not all) were just 4th wall breaking jokes, which were funny, but part of me was like "hmm keep MCU out of deadpool"

[thejacksmit]

First Take: Deadpool and Wolverine - zero Fox given in the long-awaited threequel

Spoiler free as usual. Because the MCU is back.

SYNOPSIS: Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.

Sometimes it takes a full on corporate acquisition - a corpacq, if you will - to speak things into existence. In 2014 the infamous ‘leak’ prompted Fox to greenlight a Deadpool film within the X-Men universe, one which didn’t have his mouth sewn shut. A sequel followed. Then… the void. Covid. The Disney buyout. The downfall of the MCU as the multiverse saga began. But now the self proclaimed Marvel Jesus is back with the happy ending - one which brings the curtain down on a 25 year legacy for certain properties.

Shawn Levy takes the helm of this threequel, following Tim Miller and David Leitch into the universe where breaking the 4th wall doesn’t get you fired for creative differences - and he’s a director who knows Ryan Reynolds’ mind incredibly well having directed The Adam Project and most notably Free Guy. What we get is a 2 hour 8 minute ride that brings the best of the Fox era into the MCU - albeit not as rudely as anticipated… even more rudely. Having co-written the script with Reynolds, veteran Deadpool writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, along with Zeb Wells, Levy’s input on this film shows a classy understanding of what it takes to pull off a 15 certificate Marvel Studios film, and even with elements of the TVA plotline that viewers of Loki will be very familiar with, this is a film that makes it easier for those who don’t follow the Disney+ shows to understand everything, almost like a full reset of Marvel’s storytelling. It’s shot incredibly by George Richmond (of Kingsman fame - one particular sequence gave me ‘church scene’ vibes) and the score from Rob Simonsen just about does the job, with a cracker of a soundtrack album for good measure.

As for the cast, trying to stay spoiler free is easier said than done - so we’ll give it a damn good go. Reynolds provides the fun as ever with all the self-referential jokes you could potentially think of, Hugh Jackman returns, and boy is it fantastic to see him back with the claws in a way which respects the ending of THAT 2017 solo film, and supporting them is Morena Baccarin, Rob Delaney, Leslie Uggams and Karan Soni to represent the Deadpool franchise - with new additions Matthew Mcfadyen and Emma Corrin leading the charge from the old regime into the Feige world. It is worth staying back, as is protocol on these films, as there is a fantastic tribute to the journey which brought us to this major turning point for Marvel’s film output, and ultimately, what could be the last time we see the words 20th Century Fox on a cinema screen. This isn’t just a Deadpool movie, this is the powers that be acknowledging that some storylines backfired big time - and they have heard us. With Comic-Con this weekend, for the first time in a while… I’m excited to see where Marvel Studios will take us.

THE VERDICT

The mad lads did it. A proper Deadpool movie under the constraints of the MCU, and still a lovely 15 certificate. Obviously it does feel a smidge more corporate, but all things considered, it’s the film we all wanted, with a Wolverine we have begged to see on-screen since 2000.

RATING: 4/5

[kitsoa]

KH3 Secret Ending Spoilers/ Theory-Musings

So now that I’ve witnessed the thing myself I have to wonder. Is Kingdom Hearts going to go full Meta-Catastrophe on us?

Cause. uhh that secret ending is cutting it pretty close. 

Lemme clarify a little. A Meta-Catastrophe is the total break down of reality. We write ‘meta’ to discuss the relationship of a reality in a detached manner. A medium can become ‘meta’ by being self referential through said medium. It seems so inconsequential because it’s played for laughs but KH3 got real meta in the Toy Story world because it made a nod to being in a video game-- not the correct video game, but the resulting confusion was enough for all the humor and self referential dialogue to prosper.  

So... the secret ending. 3 details create an air of ... meta-ness?

1. The Setting. The city which is clearly some kind of version of the Shibuya Ward in Tokyo, a real life location in the secret ending of our fantasy game about world hopping anime boys. There’s like... the government building and other land marks that make it shot for shot, if not a little different (’104′ on the building as opposed to ‘109′). But the most striking thing about the city is the... realism of it all. Like everything is rendered in the hyper nuanced detail like any secret ending but there’s a significant lack of stylized design in this fictional version of Tokyo. It’s almost mundane really. 

Before the Reaper Game theories crop up (and they are very possible and formidable) I’d like to emphasize that were Sora in Neku’s Shibuya I would think the world would match the TWEWY character style regardless of the quality of the cut scene. No one fits. Actually the slight shot of the car haunts me the most with this thought. It suggests the god forsaken real world. Or some approximation of that. But it gets more muddled because...

2. Verum Rex’s own Yazora takes the screen. A character... from a video game... within a video game. Lord knows what he’s doing but he’s here too. Is this his home? Is he in the same boat as Sora or Riku? Their status as FFXV expys also weaken the Reaper game argument. Why signify TWEWY world with characters unlike them and reference to something so entirely different than the intent? This is Sora somehow breaching a line of in-universe fiction, therefore proving that the line of fairy tale and reality is non-existent. With KHuX talking about data worlds (aka information aka stories) we are faced with a very loose concept of fact and fiction when matters of the heart are concerned (which is thematically appropriate really). 

3. The cloaked figure. I have no doubt in my mind that the figure at the end of the scene is the Master of Masters and all his quirky mannerisms. We have every reason to believe that the way Sora faded was identical to MoM (which makes you ask what MoM was abusing the power of waking for and also explains how he knew he would fade, like Sora who held on to the last minute before the credits rolled, MoM probably made his big moves with his apprentices after the abuse of power, holding onto his existence in that realm). So with an identical fate, we can presume both characters are in an identical realm. The Master of Masters is joked around by the fandom of being a bit of a ‘Deadpool’ to the series, and as funny as his mannerism are... it’s kind of accurate to what I think could be happening with him. He’s become this 4th wall leaning character that is self referential. 

The big kicker to me is what “MoM” does at the end. He looks up at the moon, and makes a heart out of it with his hands. He turns the moon into a Kingdom Hearts. Not literally, but figuratively. This real world, forced to have the visual symbol of Kingdom Hearts both in universe and within the game symbology. It could simply reference that the KH universe is leaking into other macro realms of thought, or indicate a goal of MoM’s to bring the entity to the ‘real world’ while simultaneously telling us that this is a KH title we are witnessing. 

Conclusion.

If you think about it. This was always going to be the next step of Kingdom Hearts. A series that takes figurative concepts like light and dark and brings them to a tangible power that can be manipulated to make a greater point. There was often a discussion in the series about what it means to have a heart and what a heart really was. When seeing a heart in something was all it takes to make one, when having a heart is the result and cause of creating a friendship or bond... than the next series of Kingdom Hearts will delve into the bonds of literal fiction, with itself as the reflecting mirror for its point. Break down the walls of reality. Make real what isn’t. 

[mooleche]

Hi, hello, can I have the whole list for the latest OTP thing you reblogged? Yeah, the whole damn thing. Thank youuuuu!

THIS IS SO LATE BLS FORGIVE

1. Who tries to start talking conspiracy theories at 3am in bed rather than sleeping?Nina pbppt. After seeing all that Wade/Deadpool can do and seeing him break the 4th wall she ends up staying up late thinking about it which inevitably leads to Colossus being the victim of her 3am rants that only end when he smothers her with his chest in an affectionate method of telling her to s t o p t a l k i n g lmao2. Who puts items on the lowest shelf possible to make the other bend over?Nina. Colossus is too much of a gentleman to make her bend over for his enjoyment, but she on the other hand is a pervert at heart and knows no bounds. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)3. Who has the the other as a background on their phone?Colossus. After Nina sees that he's still got the most basic of phones ("Who needs those metal fists when you have a fricken' Nokia brick to toss at your enemies?") she goes out with him to get a new one and commemorate the moment by taking a cute picture with him as the first photo. Later on she sees that it's his background and melts a lil more over the sweet gesture.4. Who drunkenly tries to fight a bush?Nina. While she's overall fun as hell to be around when drunk, she's also intolerant to bullshit and will not back down if someone tries to have a go at her. Not even a bush. Meanwhile Colossus is a very boisterous flirt and often has to keep Nina tethered so she doesn't wander off and get into trouble.5. Who leaves cute post-it notes for the other?Both! Since their schedules are so different (various missions, college, ect) they tend to rely on these a lot when trying to be sweet on the go. Nina however takes it to the next level and will usually leave raunchy comments in french or russian for Colossus so he's quick to try and find any that she leaves him. His are more romantic and uplifting and she tends to save every one for times when he's away and can't write more.( ´ ∀ ` )6. Who falls asleep on the other?They usually fall asleep on each other, but since Colossus is so much bigger than Nina she's the one to fall asleep on him more. She likes sleeping on him in the summer a lot since his skin is cool on hot nights pbpbpt7. Who sneaks in candy to the movies?Nina for sure. It's the only way to keep Venom from talking during the entire movie, and as much as Colossus frowns upon it they agree that charging $6+ for some chocolate is criminal.8. Who sneaks up behind the other and kisses their neck?Colossus. He doesn't do it often because it turns Nina into putty when he DOES do it, so he saves it for days that he's got time to spare to really make it worth their while. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿9. Who steals the others fries?Nina skdkgsl. Venom likes its fries so it's hard NOT to take a few under the guise of a 'girlfriend symbiote' tax pbpbpt10. Who saves little things from their dates?They both do! Nina usually takes photos on their dates to later add to her corkboard so they can look back on them later whereas Colossus saves little mementos of their dates that he plans to use later if/when he decides to propose to her, kind of like a 'walk through their life together' type thing.11. Who always is always cold?Nina lsdkgsls This isn't necassarily a bad thing though as she usually just steals Colossus' clothes to wear since they're so big on her and keep her warm, much to his sadness because he can never find anything of his hoodies because of it

12. Who gets the most competitive?

It depends on what they're competing for. Colossus is usually the more lax one between them but he can get competitive when it comes to how many people he can take out in a mission compared to Nina as he sees it as a way for her to injure/maim instead of outright kill sglkdgsNina is usually competitive when fighting, mostly because she thinks people worry about hurting her when she's the last person who should be looked down on.13. Who is the first to bring up marriage?Colossus. While they end up getting married on the fly during a mission he still asks Nina her thoughts on it after they have the inevitable talk about his past relationship and where they see things going in their future.14. Who suggests “Netflix and Chill” only to fall asleep before the Chill part?Both of them sgkdls. Since they spend a lot of time around the mansion they often try to have stay-at-home dates on the fly, Netflix and Chill included, but they get so tired from their day life that they usually pass out before they can get to the fun part.15. Who pays for the dates?Colossus. He's pretty old fashioned so he still believes in being the gentleman and paying for the dates, and while Nina doesn't mind she will often try to pay for at least one dinner before he uses his height against her and foots the bill before she can retrieve it.16. Who pulls the other into the closet for a quickie?Nina. They have busy lives so she has to take it when she can get it, and as embarrassed as Colossus is about getting it on the the closet on the risk of getting caught ya boi can't escape Ninas lusty ways.17. Who gets overly invested in reality tv shows?Colossus skgdjgls He doesn't want to admit it but Nina will walk in on him getting emotional as hell over Ellen Degeneres or The Bachelor and usually end up sitting with him and getting pulled in.

"Why did Colton jump the fence for Cassie? That's so stupid!""Love makes you do stupid things.""Yes like binging the entire Bachelor season on our day off...Play the next episode."18. Who fakes being married to get into the other’s hospital room?Nina.This type of thing doesn't happen often so when she hears he's in trouble she'll go to ridiculous lengths to get to see how her partner is doing, even going out to a pawn shop with Wade to choose a cute wedding ring to really seal the deal and photoshopping their heads on a Vegas wedding if that's what it takes.19. Who burnt dinner after having a dance party while cooking?Nina. You better believe this poor dumb bidiot is busting her buns to Lizzo while cooking and almost burns the house down in the process. Colossus is the one to inevitably suggest they do carryout instead to say the night dlgksgsl20. Who makes the coffee in the morning so the other can sleep a bit long?Colossus. He knows all too well that Nina is terrible with mornings so being the morning bird he is  will get up with plenty of time to do his morning routine and make a nice pot of coffee before Nina is even coherent.

[darringauthier]

Deadpool 2(2018)

Genre: Action/Comedy/Super Hero

Who’s In It: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Zazie Beetz, Julian Dennison, JT Miller, Brianna Hildebrand

Who Directed It: David Leitch

Plot:  Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (AKA. Deadpool), brings together a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg, Cable.

Running Time: 119 Minutes 

Why I Watched It: Really?

How I Watched It: iTunes got it when it was on sale.

Rotten Tomatoes Score: Critics 83%   Audience 85%

Random Thoughts: I have a super hero movie pet peeve, I don’t like the fact that some actors have played different comic book characters, I’m looking at Josh Brolin, he’s Thanos, he’s Cable, and don’t forget he was Jonah Hex, he might want to forget that, and let’s remember in the first film Deadpool makes reference that Dolph Lundgren looks like Cable or vice vesa, now does Brolin look like Lundgren, you think they’re up for the same roles a lot, just cast a little harder Hollywood, all I’m saying spread out the wealth.

What I Liked: I loved Deadpool, the first one is one of my favorite films of recent times, I’ve watched it many times and it holds up it has been a breath of fresh air in the stale air that is the super hero movie, neither films play by the rules.  The second is a fun romp and I’ll get it out of the way I don’t think this one is as good, it has more flaws but you know what it doesn’t have to be as good as the first one to be a good movie and this film is pretty good.  The standout is the character he’s not only different but he’s very funny and that’s the thing with Deadpool 1 and 2 they have great action and tons of laughs.  This film good stand alone as a comedy it’s that funny and the character is so fleshed out all his stuff works, just his body language is funny.  Ryan Reynolds has found the role he’d been looking for and he’s great in it.

I do thing this film works better as a comedy than an action film where I thought the first one was a great marriage of both.  I laughed a lot here and the set pieces were fun.  Supporting characters were good the standout for me was Zazie Beetz who knew luck was a super power.  She’s very good here and I except some big things from her.

The Deadpool movies are that rare case of movies that take the piss out of themselves and it works, the thing for me is Deadpool is a great character but you have him not only break the 4th wall but also be an agent of chaos.  It’s rare to have a lead character do that and it works well.

Also as a side not the opening credits are amazing, please pay attention to them.

What I Didn’t Like: Deadpool 2 even though a good movie does suffer from sequelitis.  It’s bigger, louder and has more plot thrown into it and it does hamper some of the fun, there’s a death early on that is tough to get over and some of the stuff is heavy melodrama that should be left to the Avengers, Deadpool doesn’t need this cliched and standard Super Hero tripe but they do it here and yup it doesn’t help the story at all, if anything it makes the story drag and makes it more ordinary.

Josh Brolin is fine here but boring, to be honest there’s too many characters in here and way more plot than we needed, they lost sight a bit on what made people love the first Deadpool, it didn’t need depth.  The Julian Dennison character felt like he was out of Looper and really didn’t fit here, he was fine the character was a plot device.

Final Thoughts: Not perfect but I really liked it, where the first movie I could watch again and again this one I would fast forward to the funny bits.  Worth a watch and it is very funny.  Love the character the story could have been tighter and cleaner.

Rating: 7/10

[vlogwithking]

Top 10 Movie Characters That Should Start A Vlog Channel

Here are some movie characters that could inspire you to something different with your vlog!

Okay, so obviously, it can’t just be any characters. That’s way too broad. Let's narrow down the list to characters who have shown a habit of addressing the audience directly.

So the picks will be based on how consistent and creative they do this. 

Extra points for ideas that could inspire YOUR VLOG today.

Read on for the full transcript or watch the video here.

https://www.facebook.com/vlogwithking/videos/1999817620299356/

If you’re just starting to vlog or want to get better. Consider joining. I make weekly videos about getting better at vlogging through storytelling.

With that said. Let’s get right to it.

10. Jordan Belfort - The Wolf of Wall Street

Ok, he’s a real person I know. So I can’t really put him any higher than this. 

But he’s got legit bad boy rep, he was pleaded guilty to fraud and manipulation of stock market back in the 90s.

Lambos? Check. Recklessness? Check. Big parties? Check. Hungry followers? Check.

And since he wasn’t exactly an honest guy, he probably won’t care about exaggerating any of the things that happen on his vlog.

Lessons Learned:

If you entertain people by being obnoxious, be sure to invite friends to be reckless with you.

Dial everything to an eleven

9. Rob Gordon - High Fidelity

While this one not as well known as the others, it is one of the few movies on this list that's almost completely told in this 1st person perspective.

He owns a record store and is obsessed with making top 5 lists.

Here are a few highlights

Rob's desert island, all time, top five most memorable breakups

Your top five worst things that you have done to your partner, even if – especially if – your partner doesn't know about them

Rob's top five angry songs about women

Since he turns to us throughout the movie telling us his most inner thoughts of his relationships, maybe that’s great idea for a relationship channel? Or, at least, a comically look at what not to do when looking for love?

Lessons Learned:

Make top 5 lists of everything can be fun

Study the way the pieces together his monologues while going about his life.

8. Amélie - Amélie

Speaking of love, she’s probably the most charming French character in search of romance. 

It’s a shame she didn’t speak to the camera enough, but whenever she spoke to us, it’s always a treat.

If you’re looking add a more whimsical perspective in life. She’ll probably be able to show you how to deliver content like little pranks, little delights in small pleasures, and little adventures like returning a lost tin box to a man who hasn’t seen it for 40 years. 

Lessons Learned:

Make the mundane magical.

Find adventures in the world around you

Stay curious

7. Harry Lockhart - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Here’s a more story driven vlog. A guy who is a thief mistaken for an actor, who then gets mistaken to be a killer... or something like that.

You’ve probably haven’t seen this movie.

But he gets extra points for some clever idea in addressing the audience.

First, he doesn’t just tell the whole story with narration, he also speaks directly to the audience directly.

“How ‘bout it filmgoer? Have you solved the case with the dead people in L.A.?”

Secondly, wondering aloud whether a scene should’ve been included or not.

”Ok, I apologize. That was a terrible scene. It’s like, why was that in the movie, geez!”

He also tells people to move over while visualize a memory from the past.

Now, it’s questionable whether all this is sustainable, because it’s not every day you stumbled upon a dead body.

Lessons Learned:

Use narration to add another dimension of your story, revealing either your thoughts that you had, or thoughts that you had while you edit your vlog.

6. Deadpool - Deadpool

This guy can do no wrong. And, you’ve got give it up to his social media campaigns. Being self-aware goes a long way.

We can also learn a thing or two about slowing down, and not take yourself seriously, and no matter the situation.

If all else fails, he can just cut off his arm and he’ll probably get a bajillion views.

But one does have to wonder though, does vlogging kill off the whole 4th wall break that he’s famous for? If speaking to the camera is the norm for vlogging, then there are no 4th walls to break then?

Lessons Learned:

Make jokes about everything.

Remember there’s no need to be stressed when trouble comes your way. In fact, those make the most interesting vlogs.

5. Alvy Singer - Annie Hall

OK, I’ll admit, I didn’t know this one. This is from 1977. I mean I wasn’t even born yet, but it turns out to be pretty good. I guess you don’t win 4 Oscars for nothing.

One thing I know for sure is he’ll have no problem vlogging because this guy just keeps talking non-stop. Quipping about anything and everything on his mind.

Another thing that’s kinda cool is he’ll also re-enact scenes in his story.

Then at any time, he’ll stop his re-enactment to tell us exactly what he’s thinking.

And even bringing real people into the show. Collaboration at its finest.

But, I guess I’m not sure kids these days can relate to a guy from the 70s. 

Lessons Learned:

Re-enact your stories, only to pause everything while you give a monologue

Or, bring in a collaborator during one of these pauses to explain for comedic effect.

4. Tyler Durden - Fight Club

While he doesn’t address the audience enough in the movie nab a top 3 spot.

One thing we know is that Tyler Durden has no problem with creating a following.

While it might be interesting to see the inner workings of their underground boxing club, it doesn’t necessarily promote a good message.

The last thing we want is millions of subs getting an assignment to start fights with strangers.

But expect a lot of pranks, that’s always entertaining.

Expect motivational philosophies

And lastly, expect corporate sponsorship, lots and lots of ads.

But with that said, if he vlogged though, does that mean he’ll figure out his identity twist right away?

Lessons Learned:

Pranks are always fun. Find some pranks you can do to your close friends.

Articulate your worldview. Figure out what is that message you want to get across.

Start incorporating brands into your lifestyle

3. Wayne Campbell - Wayne's World

These guys have an identity crisis.

They’re definitely not shy from being goofy, and they’ve already got the experience of starting their own show.

There’s something to be said about the ability to publish content that’s cringe-worthy, that’s how we get better right?

Not taking themselves seriously enough is what leads to a creative ending where they change endings on the fly.

And if their jokes aren’t landing, at least it’s super easy for to shameless plug sponsorship as a joke. Savvy move.

Lessons Learned:

Don’t take yourself so seriously.

Joke about sponsorships, it’ll be easy to digest.

Keep publishing and challenging your creativity.

2. Ferris Bueller - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

There’s a reason that you’re spoofed and referenced by 2 other movies on this list.

Even though this cult classic character is from 30 years ago, he encapsulates so much of how we understand online video today.

He finds adventure in the tiniest and most boring town.

He shows you how to do “How-to” videos

He does light-hearted pranks

Underneath the rebellious facade is a warm heart that looks out for the well being of his friends.

And if you’ve heard of this movie, you’ve probably heard of the amazing post-credit scene. That’s what you call connecting with your audience.

Lessons Learned:

Talk to your audience, and move around. Connect your shots to keep things interesting.

Take ideas on how you can turn a boring day into a fun one.

Insert random how-to videos.

You don’t have to vlog alone, find a friend!

1. Peter Parker - Spider-Man Homecoming

He’s got a photography background, so you’ll know his vlogs will be pretty.

He can probably get shots that drones can’t

Plus, his commitment to always looking for action, is sure to bring a lot of interesting episodes.

But the most exciting thing about his vlog is probably the message, a daily vlog about him trying to help and save people every day.

And he IS the only on this list that has actually done vlogging.

BUT he only did it as Peter Parker, so let’s hope he figures out what to do with his secret identity, cause he’s got a message every should hear.

Lessons Learned:

Have a positive message

Use your actions on daily basis to convey your message. (No one wants to hear “With great power comes great responsibility” repeatedly. Let your life speak for you)

Instead of walking around, jump around. 

Summary

So there you have it. I hope that you’re inspired with some ideas to try in your vlogs.

Is there any character that should’ve been on this list? Let me know below. 

[bluntzzz]

What do you want for your birthday? I did not want anything, I did not get a lot. I was more than fine with that.

What’s your favorite flavor of tea? Peppermint.

What’s your favorite fall drink? Don't have one.

What’re you going to be for Halloween? Probably nothing.

Do you think you’ve learned a lot and grown a lot in the past year? I suppose. Always growing, always learning.

Are you satisfied with how you’ve spent your year? Eh, not really. I spent a lot of time stress eating. I need to spend this year getting healthy.

What’s something you’ve learned lately? Two dogs is exponentially more difficult than one.

Do you have a lot of friends? Sure.

Do you own a yellow scarf? Nope.

Do you own brown shoes? I do.

Do you own anything leopard print? Nope.

Will you buy a cake for your next birthday? Nope. I didn't even have a cake. Which I am fine with, really.

Are you counting down the days until your birthday right now? No.

Are you excited for something currently? Dinner with my love.

If you could change just one thing about your life right now, what would it be? I would have more money.

What’s your favorite color? Brown.

Have you ever been to a school dance? Yes.

Do you make a list of goals at the beginning of each week? Perhaps I should.

Are you artistic? So people tell me.

When was that last time you drew a picture in a sketchbook? Two nights ago.

Is there a tree right outside your bedroom window? Nope.

Is it windy right now where you are? Uh, I think?

Is it raining? Thankfully no.

What’s something about you that makes you different from everyone else? I cook extravagant meals and bake some sweet goods as a hobby. I am still in my twenties.

Do you dress the same way as your peers? Maybe? I don't know. I just wear jeans, Chucks, and some kind of shirt.

Do you talk the same way as your peers? Kind of, in some ways.

Do you have the same life goals as your friends? My friends and I all differ in terms of what we want.

Are you having a good day? I am tired and cold. I am ay work and I have no work to do. It could be better.

Is your hair red? Nope.

Do you like brownies? I don't dislike them, but I don't go out of my way to eat them.

Have you ever dressed up as a witch on Halloween? Yes. That was my favorite when I was a kid.

What’s one color that you never wear because it doesn’t look good on you? Red.

Have you ever been to a masquerade? No, but how fun would that be?

Do you eat vegetables? Certainly.

Do you wear leggings? Not really, no. Only if I have a long duster or a long sweater. Something has to be covering my ass.

Is there anybody you think is hot over the age of 40? Sure.

Who is the most inappropriate person you know? My fiance.

What year in your life do you think you were the least attractive? Does it really matter if you're attractive under the age of 13? It doesn't fucking matter. So never. I mean, in the moment I used to think I was ugly, when I was an insecure teenager.

Did anything bad happen to you in August? Not that I can recall.

Who in your phone has a heart after their name? No one.

What was the last movie you watched? With who? I know I watched a movie recently with Will... I just can't remember what it was. Oh well.

Anything you’re avoiding? Eh, not really.

If you could have one thing right now what would it be? Money.

If your parents searched your room, would they be angry at what they’d find? They would probably be a bit disgusted at how messy it is. Not that there is a disgusting mess. It's just... clothes everywhere.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you? I am sure of it, and then some.

Have you given somebody more second chances than you can count? Of course.

After breaking up, what’s the worst? Losing a friend.

Do you think your last ex deserves to die? No.

Do any girls like the last guy you kissed? I know they used to. I am not sure anymore.

Are you happier now than you were three months ago? That's hard to say. I measure my happiness by the moment. I am happy now. That is all that matters.

Honestly, are things going the way you planned? Plans are made to be broken. I try not to plan too much.

Have you done anything sexual today? Nope.

Is there something you want to say to someone but can’t or won’t? Not that I can think of.

Do you have a second mom? Nope.

Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nah.

***

Describe your most recent purchase: Coffee, muffin, gasoline.

Did you enjoy the last movie you watched in theatres? Yeah, it was Deadpool. Very awesome.

If you make surveys, where’s the last place you saw a survey made by you on another person’s site? ---

Do you take the subway train often (if your city has one)? No subway.

What shoes did you wear today? Teal Chucks.

Who was the last person to leave you a comment on Facebook? Pfft who fucking knows. I uninstalled that shit.

Does your sibling have a significant other? My brother is married, my sister has a fling of sorts.

When and why is the last time you cried (or at least, shed tears)? Will and I had gotten in an argument.

Have you ever cried at a real wedding? Yeah.

How would you feel if a girl asked your boyfriend out for a drink? Really depends. If it was blatantly a pass, I would not be too happy. Not because I don't trust him, but because there's no point in hanging with someone you know wants in your pants.

Do you use Skype? Used to.

What do your flipflops look like? Strappy black.

Any idea what you want for your next birthday? No.

Describe a poster on your wall. I have a framed Super Smash Bros. poster on the wall of my office. More to come.

Are there any gadgets of yours that need charging right now? Not that I know of.

What do you use to remove makeup? Makeup remover wipes. Or I rub my eyes late at night, get all Alice Cooper.

Do you have articles of clothing that are leopard print? No.

Tilt your head up and look straight ahead. Describe what you see. Off white drop ceiling. Blinding flourescent lights.

Which awards show would you wanna go to the most (e.g Oscars, Grammys etc.)? None. I think I have done this survey before. Wtf. I rarely ever do these anymore...

Any idea what time you’ll be going to bed tonight? With any luck, not for a long time.

Do you think George Clooney is hot? He has his moments where he is being funny and his face doesn't look too round.

Name some models you think are hot. I don't know any models.

Have you ever participated in local magazine cover girl searches? No, but I had a friend who did, and I went with her. It was awkward af.

Have you ever bought a lottery ticket (and even better: won?) I won like $20, ha.

What colour is your keyboard? Black.

Do you keep the plastic/paper/whatever bags after you buy stuff? Enough to fill a small box in my kitchen, then I begin to throw the rest away.

Do you own any high waisted pants? Nope.

What’s the craziest thing you’ll ever do to your hair? Nothing crazy anymore.

Do you know anyone who has two different coloured eyes? Nope.

Does your significant other like the same colour as you do? Yes.

Do you wanna be a pirate or an elf? Elf. Pirates are still human.

Have you ever purchased anything online? NO NEVER HOW DO YOU DO THAT

What’s your favourite classic Disney movie (no, Camp Rock doesn’t count)? I don't know.

Gold or silver accessories? Silver, always.

Would you have minded living in the 18th century? I might not have minded it if I didn't know what the 21st century had to offer. Now that I am here, I can't imagine living anywhere else.

Have you ever been called a skank/slut because of the way you dress? Yeah.

Name all your friends whose name starts with the 4th letter of your first name. Shanna, Shelia, Steve.

What websites do you absolutely have to visit daily (or at least, every time you get to go online)? Nothing. I don't do anything every day.

Have you ever ridden an elephant? Nope.

Where did you get that outfit you’re wearing now? Jeans are from American Eagle, got the tank top from Target, got the duster from Gabe's.

Are you a fan of acrylic nails? No.

***

1. Hey, what’s your name? Kristi.

2. How old were you when you got your first cellphone? 18.

3. Weren’t you just tingling with excitement? No. I did not want a cell phone. I still don't want a cell phone.

4. How many belts do you own? One. I never wear it.

5. If you had to live with one pair of shoes, what would they be? Chuck Taylors. Low top.

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. Lust.

7. How about forevers? Forevers? What does that mean? People who stay together "forever"? Or the concept of forever, like time everlasting?

This raises more questions than it provides answers...

8. What’s your comfort food? Food.

9. What do you use your cellphone for, aside texting and calls? Music, emailing, web browsing, time checking, weather, buying dumb shit on the internet, price checking...

10. Did you ever ride a limo? No.

11. Do you use a lot of hair products? No.

12. Creepiest movie ever? If I think about The Descent too much, or The Ring, it will freak me out.

13. Do you ever wonder what your life looks like to someone else’s eyes? Yeah.

14. Have you ever walked into a crowded room and felt so alone? Sure.

15. Did you ever stay up all night? Yes.

16. Do you like cracking your knuckles? I don't like it, particularly.

17. What colour is your car? Dark silver.

18. Did you ever do something you promised yourself not to? Certainly.

19. Didn’t it feel good? Um, that depends.

20. What’s the ‘craziest’ color you dyed your hair? I have dyed my hair every color. Think of a color. My hair has been that color.

21. Do you like paranormal stuff? Uh sure.

22. Do you believe in those? I don't really fully believe in anything other than my personal experience.

23. Do you have a favorite stuff toy? Nope.

24. What’s the most exciting project you were given? I've had plenty of projects.

25. Are you familiar with Polyvore? These fucking old ass surveys. I checked this website out last time I took this, and it was a booty ass website. You should feel bad for promoting it.

26. If so, do you have an account? ---

27. Did you accomplish your New Years Resolutions last year? No.

28. What are you passionate about? I am passionate about a lot of things, especially smoking and playing video games on my comfortable couch.

29. Are you guilty of internet slang? Occasionally.

30. Would you rather be hurt physically or emotionally? It doesn't matter, they both suck.

31. Were you ever truly and completely happy with yourself? Yes.

32. Is your life balanced right now? Always unbalanced. Shake things up, keep it interesting.

33. If you can’t be with the one you love, will you be with the one who loves you? I do love me, even when I am with my love.

34. What’s your favorite scent? I just really like scents. Olfactory is the best.

35. Are/were you forced to believe something you don’t? No. No one should be able to force you to believe something. Belief is something you hold inside, it's a personal relationship. That subject may have been suggested to you, but you chose to believe it.

If you honestly believe you were forced to believe something, you should re-evaluate your life.

36. Are you very dependent on people? No. I like being away from people. I like space.

37. Do you let small things ruin your day? Nah. I can't stay mad very long.

38. Do you over-analyze things? Eh, I might, but I used to let it get to me. I've learned where to put it.

39. Did you ever wonder what life would be in a stranded island? I mean, I guess. I would die, miserably... so there's that.

40. Do you have a good sense of direction? Yeah. I am constantly surprised how many people don't. My friends are always shocked and amazed by my ability to navigate a city I've only been to once.

41. Are you excited for what the future holds for you? In a sense, yes.

[mlm-writer]

Piss Paladin (Wade Wilson x FtM!Reader)

Pairing: Wade Wilson/Deadpool x FtM Reader For the pride prompt: FtM reader learning to pee standing up, failing miserably, getting anxious and then getting help from their lovely AMAB partner Rating: Mature  Words: 1321 POV: Second Summary: Wade got you an STP and you can now finally pee while standing up. Easier said than doen tho. Notes: Happy Pride! See all works for pride 2022 here. Reader has not undergone bottom surgery, but everything else from HRT to top surgery is up to you. Tags: fluff, hurt/comfort sort of, domestic fluff, established relationship, we all know Wade is a horndog oh and he also breaks the 4th wall

“Babey!” Your boyfriend was as loud as ever, as he barged through the front door. Well, it was technically his apartment, so he was allowed. You looked up from your phone and shifted on the couch, bare legs no longer folded over. You tugged your shorts down, so they were no longer giving you a wedgie. Eyes narrowed at Wade, when he got a glass from the cupboard and filled it with water. “I got you something,” he practically sang, approaching you with the glass and a package held behind his back. You were more confused by the glass of water to be honest. Wade was not one to hydrate voluntarily. “But - and that’s a big butt - you first need to drink this.” 

You let out a scoff and took the glass he held out for you. Wade had weirder antics, so you did not question him. You wished he had picked a smaller glass though. It took you a moment, before you had consumed its entire contents. Wade made in the meantime three jokes about swallowing and being so good at it. One time you laughed accidentally and almost choked, which triggered a choking joke or two. 

When you finally put the empty glass onto the already-full coffee table, he handed you the package. You raised a brow at him and took the package, ripping off the top while looking him dead in the eyes. “This better not be another strap-on, Wade. We already have enough.”

“Well this one you can use for multiple things.” You sighed and pulled the bubble wrap out of the box, then frowned at the hollow strap-on you found inside. It was limp and did not seem good for fucking at all. Then it clicked. You gasped and turned to your boyfriend hanging off the back of the couch. 

“No way!” “Yes way!” “Wade!”

You jumped and hugged him, slapping him in the face with your new dick. “Ho there fella, might want to wait with slapping me in the face with that thing until I’m on my knees.” You were giddy with excitement and took the glass off the table to fill it with more water, chugging it as if you’ve been in the desert. “It is for pack, pee and play, but I guess the first thing you want to do is pee while standing up?” 

You nodded. “Honestly, it is the best part of having a dick if you ask me.” You fished the harness out of the box and started placing your cock inside in various ways, until Wade grabbed the manual and helped you with sticking things in the right hole. 

“Well then let’s get you in this thing, go to the park and find you a nice little tree.” You wiggled out of your pants and underwear. Then tried to put the harness with the STP in it up, only to find out that it was rather tricky. 

“Maybe first try the toilet?” You suggested, as you moved the silicone around until it was comfortable. You then pulled the underwear back over it and your shorts. You wiggled around and reached into your underwear to find a comfortable position for the dick. “Where do you leave the shaft?” You complained. 

“You’re boring,” Wade sighed playfully. He nearly giggled like a schoolgirl as he watched you struggle. “Well I just leave it parallel to my right leg, but you can also do it to the left.” You followed his instructions and then stared at your bulge. “Damn baby boy, you are packing,” Wade exclaimed as he stared at your crotch with you. 

“Is it too obvious?” He shook his head. You read the manual to figure out what else came with the penis, while you waited for mother nature to make her call. When you finally felt it, you jumped up from the couch to go to the bathroom. 

“Go my piss paladin! My golden shower champion! My urine conqueror! My…”  “Shut up, Wade!”  “Hey don’t blame me! We are over 650 words in and the readers still haven’t gotten what they came for!”

You rolled your eyes and then closed the bathroom door behind you without locking it. Excitement coursed through your veins, but as you stood above the toilet, seat up and silicone dick in hand, nothing came out of you. As if your body was saying ‘we need to sit down to piss’. So you stood there a good minute or two… or three… Eventually Wade was knocking on the door. “You know, it is supposed to be quicker,” he called from outside the door. You tried to force something out again, but not even a drip left you.

“Urgh, it won’t work!” You exclaimed, stomping your foot and zipping your pants back up. You heard Wade come in, but did not look at him. “I just… I can’t do it!” You felt Wade approach from behind and then his arms were around you. 

“Yes you can, my piss paladin. Come on, let’s zip those pants down.” Wade pushed everything down to your ankles. “You’re just having a mental block so let’s try this a bit more like you’re used to. Bend the knees, rest that pretty butt on me, yes just like that.” You were sort of leaned forward with your butt on Wade’s knees slash thighs. Wade had his hands on your hips, steadying you. “Ok now close your eyes and breathe. Once you let go, everything will just flow.” 

It took you a good minute more, but with Wade keeping you calm and reminding you that one step at a time was fine, you eventually succeeded. When the dam finally overflowed, it was a relief like nothing else. The sound of piss landing in the toilet water had never before triggered so much relief and happiness. You and Wade were cheering like you just won the jackpot. 

However, victory did not last long, as you felt a warm stream trickling down your leg. “Oh shit,” you exclaimed as you tried to stop yourself from filling the overflowing penis even more. The idea was great, but the execution was not as smooth as you had envisioned. 

“Keep calm, king, this is fine,” you heard Wade say behind you, but piss was trickling down your leg and you could not really stop yourself mid-way. It felt like it was just coming and coming. By the time the STP was empty, you just stared down at it with absolute horror, trying to wrap your head around what just happened. 

“Oh my god, I am so sorry, baby, I pissed all over you. Oh my god this is so embarrassing.” You felt like crying. The entire vicinity was stinking and covered in yellow fluid. You heard Wade talking, but you were frozen in place and your ears had stopped working. 

Wade turned you around roughly, but you closed your eyes, unable to look at him. You pissed on him for fuck’s sake. “Hey, my handsome piss paladin, look at me. Come on, open those beautiful eyes… there you go. It’s all right.”

He smiled at you reassuringly, but you had tears pricking in your eyes and you could feel the distress everywhere in your body. “It’s not all right, Wade, I pissed on you.” 

“And I don’t care! Really! Look! Look here!” You followed his pointed finger to where you saw the stain on his pants and… a boner. Seeing it made you chuckle. 

“Really, dipshit? A piss kink?” He chuckled with you and reached past you to grab the roll of toilet paper. 

“Don’t blame me, you’re the one who is hot no matter what… just like your pee.” He whispered the last part, making you laugh again. Wade handed you some TP, but you refused, telling him a shower was going to be a better idea. He agreed and then joined you under another warm stream.