#brazilian witch aesthetic

[vicoelhosblog]

777🕯️🥀

IG:@vi.coelhoo

[astrearte]

Dancing in the moon

[maxwell-grant]

Hello! While speaking with my friend about a concept for a silly little vampire story a question naturally arose; "Why do vampires, of all monsters, lend themselves so well towards humor?"

Hope you have a wonderfully spooky October!

Well hope you have a wonderful October as well!

Honestly I think all monsters lend themselves to humor in ways that haven't been fully tapped into, but I think vampires have that extra edge mainly because the main things that define them (needs to feed on others for sustenance, can't go out in the sunlight, immortal but can be killed in specific ways) are Rules. Rules and structure and consistency are things that you need to build a set-up, because you can't have a punchline without a set-up. Other monsters are more loosely defined, or have only a couple of rules that can usually be ignored, but you can't ignore the basic specifics of vampirism the same way. You can have a werewolf who doesn't turn on a full moon or due to weird birth circumstances related to the number 7, but you need to address the feeding aspect, or you don't have a vampire.

And the counterpoint to that is that vampires, while obviously they have aesthetic signifiers and tropes and Dracula-isms that people go to in defining them, are nowhere near as bound to their aesthetic traits as other kinds of monsters, so you can make anything and everything a vampire so long as you establish that parasitic aspect and the rules. If want to make your characters specific kinds of monsters you generally have to include the aesthetic signifiers that define them: Frankensteins generally need to be some kind of stitched-up corpse and/or giant, mummies need to have the wrappings or the lore, zombies need to cadaverous undead, werewolves need to be some kind of horrible animal (not necessarilly a wolf - Brazilian werewolves are commonly said to be more akin to pigs and boars, for example), but vampires?

If it's a parasitic monster that needs to feed on something otherwise it dies, and that something isn't just regular food, pretty much anything you do with them is fair game. The more out there you go with it, usually the better.

And because they're among the most popular unambiguous kind of monster (skeletons, witches, ghosts and aliens are there still but all sorta morphed into their own things overtime, vampires you still find at the forefront of every Halloween pack), everyone is familiar with what those rules are on the baseline, which means you have a much, much easier time doing jokes about the specifics of vampires than with any other kind of monster, and so it becomes more necessary to focus on specifics of the vampire's personality to make them stand out. Generally speaking, a Frankenstein is a type of character, a werewolf is half of a character when not in frenzied bloodlust, a ghost can be one or several characters, a zombie used to be a character, but a vampire needs to be a character, if you're not doing a Dracula pastiche (and even then) you can't bank on the shorthand as easily. It's a very competitive field.

Everybody knows the specifics of how vampires work, and so you get to play them straight or subvert them for comedy, and even make up new kinds of vampires out of twisting the premise around. A lot of what makes Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows so funny is that, placed opposite a cast of fairly traditional vampires as somehow the most mundane personality as well as the weirdest freak among them, they can and do just constantly make up new shit about the way his existence and powers and biology works and get away with it, and constantly set you up for surprises more so than with the others. And they even still kinda do that for the others. All vampire media needs to place it's characters across a spectrum of possibilities.

Doesn't show up in mirrors, can't cross running water, needs to be invited into places, needs to stop and count marbles, needs to sleep in coffins, needs ancestral soil within said coffins to sleep in, etc. Needs to feed their blood to victims to reproduce, or actually doesn't need to do that. Can go centuries without a sip, or needs to kill a person every day to not die, or can just feed on cattle / the color red / other fluids. Can walk in the sun but weakened, can walk in the sun unbothered, can walk in the sun with careful skincare routines made from human sweat, instantly desintegrates if they play the desert level in a videogame, and so on.

Once you get past the baseline, you actually can get a lot more out of just piling up both weird new powers you never have to explain, as well as bullshit rules and specifics atop each other, because that's just how Vampire Lore works, and naturally each and everyone of those can be squeezed for comedy as well as horror. It's that old adage about how horror is comedy without the punchline and both need a dramatic investment into the set-up of how it works, before it can be torn down dramatically or comedically.

To be clear, I think this is something you can and should do more or less with all kinds of monster characters, but the thing is that, most of the others you do need you to go the extra mile and define them, what defines them, what if any are the rules and standards and limitations they live with. With ghosts and mummies and bugbears you do need to tug a bit at the concept and ask questions and walk your audience through some of those questions to get somewhere more than surface/aesthetic-based gags with them, where as with vampires, you can kinda skip a lot of that and just get to work pulling comedy out of the basic set-up and then subverting that.

Because yes, vampires live by codes and structures and rules, but there's also nothing we like more than telling those to get stuffed so we can do whatever we want. You need something to rebel against in order to rebel at all.

[cinnamonspicevanilla]

im seeing a lot of n*zi propaganda in coquette spaces those days, and one thing thats very curious is that a lot of those spaces are filled with pro-ana girls. there was (idk if still is because i dropped everything that could trigger my ed) a gc in brazilian edtwt who called themselves the "auschwitz it girls" and it was just thin white girls who posted a lot about having "the good genes" and almost all of them had very stereotipically coquettish accounts (using pfps of lux lisbon, daisy randone, lily rose depp, nothing against those girls tho) and now on tiktok i have seeing a lot of "looksmaxx" accounts (that have a lot of vs model adriana lima aesthetic) with posts about people who have symmetrical faces, angel skull vs. witch skull, masculine faces (using pictures of women with thick and dark eyebrows, darker features, big noses and ethnic features) vs ultra-fem faces (larger eyes, features like extremely thin nose), THAT patrick batemans phrase about looking thinner, keep in mind, those accounts try to use poc as tokens to dismiss their racist content, but always post about lighter eyes being prettier, straight hair being better. START GETTING AWARE AT THE DOG WHISTLES, THOSE PEOPLE ARE SPREADING NAZI PROPAGANDA ON OUR FACES and a lot of people are falling for it. if you see this kind of content just block and report, do not engage with hate because this makes the video more popular.

[anne-the-historian-ish]

'*•.¸♡ Name is Anne (안네), she/her, 20 yo.  ♡¸.•*'

Brazilian (portuguese is my first language and i will use it sometimes here, if you are br dm me to chat sometime!) and Bisexual, Witch in the making (still studying ~ the craft ~).

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Side blogs:

۪۫ੈ♡‧₊˚ Witchcarft:@anne-the-witch-ish

ੈ♡‧₊˚ Korean learning:@anne-the-student-ish

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ I love writing and crochet and getting into all the fanodms (collecting those like pokemon cards)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Favorite books: The handmaid's tale by Margaret Attwod; Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen; and some monster fucker one i can't share here because

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Favorite movies/documentaries: The mario bros movie (yes the cartoon fight me); the 2005 pride and prejudice; the first twilight movie (cringe culture is dead);don't fuck with cats; woman at war;

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Interests: History (especially fashion history), language learning (especially Korean and french), lost media and 90's to early 2000 internet, internet aesthetics (yes i might be clinically online); crochet and embroidery; dark academia and cute shite (sanraio <3)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥major fandoms: MCYT (technoblade and Brazilian QSMP especially); redacted audio; the Stanley parable; the sims; halo; assassin's creed; bioshock (RIP will miss you bestie😭) THT; (slowly crawling into the twiling and the least of us fandoms)

✴︎Terfs ARE NOT WELCOME HERE; Bigots ARE NOT WELCOME HERE✴︎. I'm all fun and games until your actions harm people irl. Don't like what i post? block me because i will block any terf and bigot in sight. Also, if you are part of the very specific "mystical" crowd that don't believe in vaccines, i live in your walls and i will find you (allegedly).

As my old fixed said (sorry don't remeber where i rblg this from):

Just a reminder my blog is trans inclusive. It’s bi inclusive. It is pan inclusive. It is intersex inclusive. It is ace/asexual inclusive. It is aro/aromantic inclusive. It is queer inclusive. I don’t support terfs or exclusionists. If you came here looking for an ally in your bigotry you came to the wrong blog. Go away. You are not welcome here.

(TW:FLASHING)Now a bunch onf blinks cuz i love them:

[violetsforplath]

࿐*:･ﾟthings about me ₊˚.༄ ♡

hi, my name is alice. she/her. brazilian.

my moon's in leo, my gemini is sun. i'm istp and ravenclaw too. ₊˚.♡

◞♡ i'm obsessed with beach aesthetics and my fav colors are orange and light blue.

i love listening to: lana del rey, taylor swift, stray kids, fiona apple, mitski, txt, ethel cain, skank and cage the elephant. ₊˚.♡

◞♡ i love to watch: gone girl, the witch, ready or not, la la land, marriage story, but i'm a cheerleader, midsommar and half of it.

sometimes i get things off my chest in here, aesthetic post too :)

my twitter, spotify and letterboxd links ♡

https://twitter.com/violetsforplath?t=42uRZnIAlu6OwZd50DjPKg&s=09

[mellow-aesthetics]

Brazilian Witch Aesthetic; requested by anon

Request more here

[mamapriest]

Volusia & Others Dance The Macumba

Brazilian dancer Eros Volusia (1914 - 2004) (center), with unidentified others, performs the Macumba, an African so-called 'witch dance,' 1941. (Photo by Hart Preston/The LIFE Picture Collection via Getty Images)

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[iapsa]

Daughter of the susnset, owner of her fate Don’t ever regret, never bow, never break

[lunamidt]

s o u l e s s  c r e a t u r e

[srtasteffani]

Good night 🍺

[vicoelhosblog]

Light skin Dianus ritual 🕊️☀️🪷👁️❤️‍🔥

[btrzznn]

Com seu manto azul perolado, cubra a minha vida de alegrias e todos aqueles que me estão ao redor e aos que pensam ser meus inimigos, essa mãe soberana, mude-lhe os pensamentos para que se tornem dignos e lhes tire o ódio do coração. Ajude a resolver o que me aflige e me acompanhe nesta jornada para que males não me alcancem. Ó soberana mãe Iemanjá, desde já lhe agradeço, pois tenho fé que estarás comigo.

February 2nd, Day of Iemanjá | 2 de Fevereiro, Dia de Iemanjá, Orixá Mãe Poderosa e Rainha do Mar. 

[hellroots]

『 MOBILE FRIENDLY RULES 』

— here you will find my rules or can also find them on my gdocs as well once i’m done with it. please like this if you read it, but otherwise don’t interact with this post, thank you. rest assured that i always read my moots rules before following and that i fully expect the same courtesy. i tried not to let them get too long but feel free to ask me anything you wanna know about them if it’s not clear ok?

 『 THE MUN』

NOXTROMUN, THEY/THEM, 21+, BRAZILIAN

shy but friendly ! i don't follow for follow, if i follow you that means i've read your rules and want to write with you. i have no triggers nor squicks of my own except drama in the dash, for that reason i do not engage in callouts/witch hunts and if you do it on a constant basis i might have to hard block you for my own peace of mind. although i may come off too strong/harsh, i am always up to talking things out privately. as long as you are civil, so am i. any form of hate will be deleted and blocked -  sometimes mocked, if i’m feeling cocky…

『 THE BLOG』

HELLROOTS, INDIE ( POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING AND NOT MINOR FRIENDLY ), HIGHLY SELECTIVE & PRIVATE MULTIFANDOM MULTIMUSE

primarily run on a low activity \ effort and with a slow speed.. my muselist changes a lot, depends a lot on what i’m watching lately so bear with me please. this is a drama free zone, therefore do realise that mun ≠ muses and (obviously) writing ≠ condoning !! as a quick note, do keep in mind that my blog is my safe space, just as your blog is yours - you are responsible for your own internet experience just as i am responsible for mine. should anything in my blog annoy/trigger/squick you, i strongly encourage you to block me & not write with me - your mental health is far more important ( for me, and hopefully for you as well ) than rp. on that note, please do not softblock me - that’s annoying, just hardblock please.

『 THE TRIGGERS』

TRIGGER HEAVY, PROPERLY TAGGED AND TAKING NO CRAP

i  usually  tend to write for trigger heavy fandoms (such as asoiaf, kingdom and others) and may incorporate some of it into my writing, muses' backgrounds and overall characterization. if you're bothered \ squicked \ triggered by that, i kindly encourage you to reconsider and not follow me. no amount of rp fun is worth your mental health.  i try to tag everything accordingly and i fully expect the same courtesy for our followers' sakes. be aware that there may be mentions of death, gore, violence, consanguinamory \ endogamy (especially when it comes to the lannisters and kekkei genkai clans), rape ( kingdom, though it will only be mentioned on the character’s backstory ) and cannibalism ( hannibal and kingdom ) , as well as unhealthy relationships and dynamics alongside with powerplay, and otherwise bad behaviours.  for all that is sacred, please, do note that i, the mun, do not approve, support or condone any of these actions or behaviours !!  i simply am capable of separating fiction from reality. as long as everything is properly tagged, with mutual consent and there are no minors involved (muse and especially not muns), . i support the right of a consenting adult to explore these awful dark topics in a safe fictional environment with other like minded consenting adults, people shouldn’t have to share their traumas to strangers on the internet to explain why they write what they write, be considerate. if that notion bothers you perhaps you might not want to interact with me, for both of ours sakes. fair warning, most of my graphics and aesthetics might trigger those who have xylophobia/hylophobia (phobia of trees or wooded areas), and considering it is a main theme here i will not be tagging it, i'm sorry. but its too many. however, if you want me to create a special tag for you, there's no issue! it will be either "[your mun name] don't look!" or "[your url] don't look!", whichever you prefer. QUICK EDIT/ADDITION: i do not believe that aging up fictional characters is inherently a bad thing - from what i understand, the whole appeal of aging up a character is that while you like their personality but you do not want them to be kids (for whatever reason) but insteasd adults. if you are one of those who think that aging up a character is automatically something bad (without even knowing why it was done in the first place) don’t bother following me because i do think that opinion is quite silly.

『 THE INTERACTIONS』

OC, DUPLICATE, MULTIMUSE AND CANON DIVERGENT FRIENDLY

my tagging system is simple, i tag triggers as "tw; x" and . images that may be sensitive or triggering as "cw; x". you can further see how my tags work by taking a look at my tag dump post, just search ‘tag dump’ on my blog and you will find the most recent one i’m using.    i shitpost and talk oocly on the dash constantly but you can easily blacklist my tag if it bothers you.  here's something you should know about me:  when i'm doing drafts i usually don't feel like chatting much, so please do not spam me because i won't be able to reply, i love to talk with my moots but sometimes it overwhelms me.  on that note, please don't pester me for replies ic or ooc, i am slow and chances are that if you try to guilt trip me or just nag me about it i'll leave as the ones i'll get to in the later end on purpose, just out of spite. yes, i be like that.   please be patient - i’ll never pressure you and expect the same in return.  plotting wise: i prefer to just wing it with just a faint idea of where to take the thread but honestly i'm cool with anything. please be considerate when formatting your replies, i have a bad eyesight & if i can't read it, i won't bother with it.   my own formatting is simple and clean.   on a smaller note, please bear with me and my muses as my muses ramble a lot but you don't have to match the length, just give me something to work with. if we write together, the chances of me making edits/tagging you in stuff are really big, just lmk if you don’t like that though !

『 THE FLEET』

MOSTLY BI/PAN MUSES, MULTISHIP AND MULTIVERSE, SMUT FRIENDLY

i love shipping but i like my ships to be devices to move the plot/dynamics/muses forward, every once in a while though i partake in some much loved self indulgent shipping. just because i ship a certain pairing don't presume that my characters are approaching yours with second intentions, please.   most of the time i like to reblog those relationship memes, so if you’re interested in a ship the best way (other than  sending me a message ofc) to let me know is by sending ones. there will be some triggering ships here ( like the lannisters, both cersei x jaime and joanna x tywin are my otps, and potential inter clan ships, like with the hyugas - i mean how the hell you think they keep the byakugan in their family?? ) that may either be played with trusted friends or be mentioned/reblogged sometimes, all properly tagged so you can easily blocklist/avoid it.  most of my muses are either bi or pan, those who are not will be specified. don't be afraid to reach out to me for shipping right off the bat - i'd rather have you to be open and honest with me about the interactions you want than lying to me, just know that there will be needed some plotting and threading first to see if your muses match. as an adult, my blog is smut friendly, i partake in sexual sunday a lot because some of my muses are very lewd in nature, you can blacklist my tag if that bothers you as well.

『 THE FINAL NOTES』

GENERAL RP ETIQUETTE APPLIES, CREDITS, THANK YOU FOR READING MY RULES

lastly but not least, general rp etiquette applies on my blog: no godmodding, forced ships, etc. there’s only ONE thing that truly makes me go apeshit crazy, and it’s when people don’t read my rules. i ALWAYS find out and it’s not pretty; i block it like it’s hot, ♪ ♫ ♬ block it like it’s hot ♪ ♫ ♬.   i strongly assure you that i always read your rules before both following you and also before sending memes, just in case. on a much smaller note, i’m not so hot on single shipping and i really feel weirded out about people forcing me to pic who i’m going to interact with due to theirs DNI’s. while i get DNI’s when it comes to actual predators, when it’s something seemingly random chances are that i’ll softblock you because it weirds me out how volatile some can be when it comes to a hobby. i have some trigger heavy hcs ( for example, the one about jiraiya’s hypersexuality being rooted in trauma that he suffered at a young age ) that i share with only a few muns that are closer with me, so i’ll be mentioning them every once in a while but won’t share them, please don’t insist.  i don’t really like most of the main characters of the franchises i write for, and when it comes to certain characters  i reserve the right to decline an rp for my own comfort. for further info on what i use to make my graphics please check my “CREDITS.” tag.  most of my stuff is made by me, i’ve got a lowkey rph in case you wanna check it out it’s @brazucahelps, however if you want a custom content i can see if i get a free time to come up with something :D

 IF YOU READ THIS FAR, THANK YOU SO MUCH — JUST ONE LAST THING, COULD YOU PLS LIKE THIS SO I KNOW YOU’VE READ IT? <3 THANKS!

[clouds-of-wings]

Vikings this and vikings that, but tbh if we’re talking about the Germanic peoples, we in the south should be seen as much more badass. Yeah, wow, the Scandinavians terrorized some unarmed monks for a couple of centuries, robbed a couple of cities and fought against that hippie King Alfred before becoming mercenaries and fashion jewelry producers. I’m SO impressed.

They didn’t have to put up with the Roman Empire. You know why? Because the Germans, more precisely the Germans from what is now Westphalia (in other words, where I’m from) and Lower Saxony stopped the empire in its tracks with successful anti-imperialist guerilla warfare. And then there was this whole story with the Goths, who likely came from eastern Germany, Hungary and Poland but were mistakenly believed to be Scandinavians for a time, probably because it fit the Viking stereotype so well. I’d say what they did was a fair bit more impressive than raiding monasteries, which, let’s be honest, anyone can do. Monks (in the West, anyway) are nerds who are good at making alcohol and occasionally whipping themselves. They are NOT comparable to the Roman army.

And Christianization wasn’t a huge bloodbath in Scandinavia either! The Icelanders basically agreed voluntarily to become Christians. Very different story in Germany. Charlemagne killed 4500 Saxons once because they refused to convert, and that was only one of his asshole actions. Witch burnings? Another huge blood bath in Germany (where the Malleus Maleficarum comes from), another fail in Scandinavia. They didn’t even get the misogyny memo and mainly killed men for witchcraft. So lame. One time they walked a Swedish “witch” up on a cliff and had her jump down onto the pyre so she’d get a quick death before they burned her. Seriously, wtf, were you even trying? Very half-hearted. Also, according to 16th century doctrine, that witch is in hell now because her soul left before the fire could cleanse it. Well done, you short-sighted softies!

To sum up, all those pagan metal tropes about Scandinavian history (Courageous battle! Conquering shit! Christian oppression!) are actually way more true about German history and I need some 18yo Scandinavian men and Brazilians of all ages to start calling themselves Herrmann Widukind Wolfs... uh, Wolfsbär on FB because clearly, that’s the truly epic warrior name, none of this mid-tier Ragnar Kvelduv Månekam stuff. Germans are the real historic embattled pagan badasses. Scandinavians just look better and had a cooler aesthetic.

Style. That’s what people remember.

[hpaesthetic]

updated masterlist!!!

i put this in order by house (kind of) and ship aesthetics/character aesthetics have their own category too!

RAVENCLAW

ravenclaw (1)

ravenclaw (2)

introverted ravenclaw

rebellious ravenclaw

cozy/artsy ravenclaw

dark ravenclaw

indian ravenclaw girl

photographer ravenclaw

girly ravenclaw

punk/grunge ravenclaw

author ravenclaw

soft ravenclaw

SLYTHERIN

slytherin (1)

slytherin (2)

slytherin fall

kind slytherin

angry / vengeful slytherin

introverted slytherin

chill slytherin

runaway slytherin

punk slytherin

dark slytherin

soft slytherin

artsy slytherin

HUFFLEPUFF

hufflepuff (1)

hufflepuff (2)

fall hufflepuff

winter hufflepuff

angry hufflepuff

dark hufflepuff

author hufflepuff

rebel hufflepuff

indian hufflepuff 

introverted hufflepuff

hufflepuff order of phoenix member

hufflepuff before a fight

punk hufflepuff

ballet hufflepuff

GRYFFINDOR

gryffindor (1)

gryffindor (2)

introverted gryffindor

geeky gryffindor

anxious gryffindor

brazilian gryffindor

girly gryffindor

social justice gryffindor 

grunge gryffindor

soft gryffindor

edgy gryffindor

MULTIPLE HOUSES

gryffinclaw

slytherdor

slytherpuff

CHARACTERS

minerva mcgonagall

ginny weasley

fred and george weasley

luna lovegood

sirius black

hermione granger

remus lupin

lily potter (neé evans)

james potter

severus snape

regulas black

pansy parkinson

nymphadora tonks

rubeus hagrid

albus dumbledore

fem! sirius black

neville longbottom

sybill trelawney

pastel neville longbottom

wolfstar

lucius malfoy

theodore nott

fleur delacour

PLACES

malfoy manor Aesthetic

forbidden forrest

beauxbatons

salem institute for witches

the potter’s cottage

hogsmeade and the three broomsticks

hogwarts common rooms during finals week

great lake