#brb eating my fist

[moominsuki]

really fond of the fact that bakugou is really confident about himself as a hero and a man - he’s at his prime of 24-27 and his body is jacked, like he’s an adonis of a man and he’s objectively hot, all that jazz. bakugou doesn’t really think of his body in that regard: he works out but it’s for the job and he likes the general aesthetics of his body and thinks his scars are kinda cool. and they are!! very cool!! his friends think it makes him look scary (adds to his scary character which they like though :})but he likes the edgy look. a shrewd reporter once tried to insinuate that his scars were boorish and large and he shrugged them off with a snarl and the weight of his body. so yeah, he’s not insecure. not really.

it’s not until he’s interested in you does he start second guessing his physical appearance; the scar across his face looks larger, his hands suddenly feel more rough despite his quirk and he swears the blotchy cicatrix on his chest looks way worse than it did. you’ve even got him flexing in his bathroom mirror, ignoring the highlights of his muscles and fixating on what he’d now call ‘disfigurements.’

the crazy thing is, you don’t even care about any of the blemishes!! and not even getting into the fact that he’s practically blind to the way you salivate over him (that’s a whole other bridge to cross) but one day he unknowingly brings up how big the scar is across his nose, chastising it while you’re both talking by the photocopier, “if i knew the fuckin’ guy was gonna get me across the face, i woulda jumped out the damn way.”

you look at him slightly confused by his tone, eyes wide. “well, i like the scar. makes you look tough.”

“tough.” bakugou repeats, and you double down, nodding.

“nothing wrong with tough. girls - well i like tough. i mean, it’s not a bad thing! it’s kinda sexy on guys. also because you’re a pro hero. it tells a story, y’know?… it makes your face, you.”

bakugou nods slowly at that, touching his face again, your words resonating with him throughout the day. and the next. and the day after the next. and he thinks it’s so silly how worked up he gets over your off handed comment but what you think matters (much to his heart’s chagrin).

he’s so shy and so gruff at the same time. terrible romantic which is why he needs you to tell him how gorgeous he is: even though he appreciates his good looks and even though what people think shouldn’t matter but it’s different with you.

just imagining a shy, gruff twenty-something bakugou blushing at your not-so compliments is soooo incredibly heart wrenching. just imagining.

[wakatshi]

ok so i couldn’t find their original post but this is the artists twitter !!!! anyways — here is a gift from me to u ,, lover <33

GIRL &/&:&:$:$$: this is literally one of the first fanarts that got me into wakatoshi when i knew NOTHING abt him………… i need it tattooed on my forehead

[elfgremlin]

alistair x warden is one of my all time favorite ships especially if the warden is just as awkward and nervous and inexperienced as alistair

[dameronscopilot]

Though I will firmly campaign for more SSKK Club (trademark pending) content at all times, I am here at 2:30 AM to politely ask for more pussy drunk/and or desperate Santi thoughts. Does the man beg. How whiny does he get? Would he let himself be lowkey manhandled into behaving? Thoughts on the matter, please (also would love to hear similar on Poe, tbh) 🎤

(Brb ordering the SSKK Club t-shirts ✨. Thanks for breaking my brain with this, I hope my internal spiral has produced results to your liking 😂)

(DESPERATE POE DAMERON, BB? That deserves it's own post. Consider the request bookmarked and noted.)

Desperate Santiago Garcia

Santiago "Pope" Garcia x f!reader

Dating Santiago Garcia entails quite a busy sex life, because unsurprisingly, he can't get enough of you. But occasionally, the jobs he takes on at work can see him gone for weeks on end, so your extracurricular activities may sometimes be off the table for far longer than either of you would like.

And well...that's when Santi starts to get a bit desperate.

Content: NSFW 18+, smut, unprotected p in v, creampie, cockwarming, mutual masturbation, cum eating, edging, restraints

It's times like these that you take advantage of the sexual frustration that you can feel emanating off of him in waves, because while you'd love nothing more than for Santi to fuck you right into your mattress the moment you're alone...you also like to make him wait. It's just so fucking hot to see the dominant side of him crumble, to see him on his knees for you—so desperate, begging, cock throbbing, lips plush and swollen from the way he's bitten them repeatedly in frustration. You've lost count of the amount of times he's spilled into his boxers, unable to hold back the clenching of his balls any longer while you dangle a promise—the tight suck of your warm, wet cunt on his shaft—over him like an unattainable prize.

When he's away, you like to send him teasing photos—your breasts on full display for him, your vibrator nestled in your hot core, your fingers sticky with your release as you slip them past your lips. In return, Santi calls you, and he's a mess begging you to fuck yourself on his fingers for him—to let him hear the lewd, wet sounds of you plunging in and out of your pussy—as he wraps a tight fist around his leaking cock on the other end of the phone.

Sometimes, when you pick him up at the airport, you toss the keys to him and let him drive home solely so you can slide up the hem of your dress and tease him by running two fingers through your folds as he white-knuckles the steering wheel and palms at his tented pants. (And when he erratically pulls off at a deserted rest stop, you still take your time as you maneuver your way into his lap. Pinning his arms down at his sides, you rock your hips, your wet core brushing against the denim of his jeans, and a strangled sound leaves his mouth as he bucks up into you. "You fucking love teasing me, don't you?")

Is it terrible that other times, you invite all of the boys over for dinner the night you know Santi's coming home? Probably. But in return, you get Santi sneaking out of the living room far more often than necessary to check on you while you're cooking in the kitchen. And as the sounds of a football game blare from the television, Santi's hands grasp your waist, lips brushing your ear as he groans, "Please, baby. I'm gonna fucking lose my mind. We can be quick. Please let me fuck you," as his erection presses into your backside.

(And even as you playfully bat his hands away from when they're sliding up your dress, he's already moaning into your ear as he starts to grind against your ass—he can't fucking help himself, he's whining about how goddamn hard you make him. After shooting a quick glance behind you to make sure the coast is clear, you discreetly slide down the straps of your dress, letting your breasts spill out. Santi's arms wrap around you from behind to caress them as he's choking out, "Jesus fucking Christ," and then his hips stutter as he cums hard in his pants.)

Because you can't let him off that easily, once everyone finally leaves for the night, you take your time doing the dishes and cleaning up, which is punctuated throughout with Santi's pleading that he'll do it all the next morning if you'll just please come to bed.

When you do finally get there, you turn the tables, waving around the strip of cloth that he typically uses to restrain you. Santi lets you tie his wrists to the bedposts behind his head, because he can never deny you of anything, but his cock is already a leaking mess by the time you slide his boxers off.

And once you take off your own clothes, you edge him slow and dirty until he's begging you profusely, desperate and borderline feral. He's so pussy drunk he whines for you to sit on his face first before anything else, to suffocate him while he sloppily licks his way into your dripping hole.

By the time you slide your soaked folds along his thick length, he's nearly trembling with the strength it takes not to plunge inside of you. "Let me feel you, baby, please."

When you finally untie his wrists, he hardly has the wherewithal to do anything other than wrap his arms tightly around you, whimpering when you finally sink down onto his shaft. And after he's finishing dumping what feels like a seemingly endless load of cum deep inside of you, Santi leaves his cock nestled in your tight, sensitive channel (...and you glance up to notice a fresh crack running down the bedpost that he was tied to).

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[voxofthevoid]

Hello Vox! Is me, werewolf anon!! Hope you're doing good on this fine day/evening/whatever the time of day it is for you!

I have to admit that you being happy to see my ask is 100% reciprocated by me when you answer them. I too, wave my fist in the air!

I haven't read more of your JJK fics but I re-read some of your Stucky ones because they are my comfort fics and I needed a pick-me-up. BUT THAT BEING SAID I DO HAVE THE JJK MANGA OPEN IN MY TABS and hopefully soon it will open up the rest of your fics for me! Oh how exciting!

As for Mappa and Nanami, the absolute WHIPLASH of him baring his forearms/hair pulling/quiet and yet explosive rage/Daddy Daddy DADDY to THAT scene of him before Mahito takes him out...I was on my knees I tell ya. I honestly don't know how the animators didn't go feral as they drew those panels.

And ahhhhh don't get me started on Yuji this week. Omfg that precious bean leveled up. *cough cough* I made a silly Yuji edit but sadly I don't know how to share it with you because Tumblr won't let me add images to anon asks. 😭

Wish me luck on my manga binge! I'll try to remember to eat and sleep but I can't guarantee anything! 😂 And I hope you enjoy your extremely well earned break from writing! I'm sure all the fans are frothing for updates from you but you deserve down time just like anyone. Take care!

Welcome back!!

Won't lie, it's very lovely to hear that my stucky fics are comfort stories for you. That's high praise, seriously.

And I really hope you enjoy the manga! It's still trying to give me a heart attack on a weekly basis, and it's always a pleasure to drag more people into this particular hell 😌

I'm cracking up at your description, but it's accurate for sure. If it helps, Nanami continues to make me fucking insane. His death scene is still my favorite, and while I prefer the manga's handling of it over the anime, they did a beautiful job with his final smile as well as Yuuji's later remembrance.

I shouldn't get started on the Yuuji scene because I will not be coherent (if you hear howling in the wind, it's me), but that scene drove me insane in the manga, and the anime went above and fucking beyond. I keep saying it's orgasmic, and know what, I mean it. Yuuji's expression, the insanely good voice acting, the hunting sequence—fuck me, that's art.

(Brb eating glass.)

Ah, damn :/ I think you could upload it somewhere and send a link on anon, if you'd like to. I used to have submissions turned on, but after Tumblr made it impossible to send anon asks without a blog, some charming fellows started trying to use the submission feature to send me bullshit while circumventing anon block. And now it stays off.

Good luck, and stay hydrated! Or binge like a demon and emerge on the other side sleep-deprived and vaguely feral. I really can't judge because that's exactly what I did 😂 But the upcoming arc should give you plenty of natural break points; it's pretty different from the storyline so far.

And thank you, hon 💗

[honeybeewhereartthee]

Crystal Hearts

Prequel PT3: you and me

➽──PRE───CH18───NEXT───❥

The three of you walk in the corridor, you look at the pretty garden under the moonlight. Pausing for a moment as you heard your phone ringing.

"Oh. Excuse me." You quickly told the two, kohaku stared at your phone with wide eyes.

(Ya.. have a phone?)

(Ye...? Obviously.)

He suddenly cannot believe he don't see you use one at all! He never see you use one! How! If! He! Knew! He! Could! Contact! You!

"Sure~ sure~ it's probably your family isn't it?" The head of Oukawa let you be with your call.

"Yee. Thanks for that! Brb!" You wave your hand to form a circle and a bubble that won't let your convention be heard appear around you. But pause when you remember something. You pop the Bubble. You put the call on hold since it's just Ei.

"I forget! since your kohaku's father. Here. I Have packs of sweets for you and your family." You give them a pack of sweets. " Those are pudding and rice cake. Hopefully it would be enough. Since kohaku always said the sweets run out the next day. You guys eat a lot." You added. Thinking it's the whole family who eat all the sweets

"..." The father look at his son who won't dare meet his eyes. "Why, thank you!"

Through the past sweets are eaten by this addicted son of mine. He won't even let his poor old man have a single bite without stinging me! ' he wanna complain to his future in law but he saw his cute son pouting and poofing in anger as if seeing the look of sly of his father eyes that wanna tell his secret!

'dad better not tell! I will tell you off to main family for what your trying to do, trying to go to the other world while being drunk ass! ' he glare at him with eyes saying those.

'oh my... My own son, bullying me cause you don't want your fae to learn about you being too addicted to their sweets? Ahaha how cute. '

"Anyway. This is for Kohaku." You take out something from your space and clenching your right hand into a fist as you reach to measure kohaku fingers size and wrist with your left hand, he blush at what your doing.

" Okii. Here you go!" You unclench you right hand as you manage to perfect it. "Space ring connected to mine. Eheh." You giggle " so you can have All sweets freshly baked and made. " You carefully put the three rings. On his thumb, middle and pinky finger.

" M-MC! " His eyes widen at the sight of the rings.

" Your so silly it's just space ring. " You pat his head. " Snap your fingers and you'll get something. " You instructed.

"... Ok. " He cover his face with his other hand as he snap his finger like you instructed, a pack of sweet appear on his hand.

" That's noice! Eheh. I guess using the allowance for this whole month is worth it. Eheh. " You giggle with glee as it manage to work out

"Oh my... How sweet. Did you say yes. Kohaku-chan?" His father tease him causing kohaku to turn bloody red and glare at his father.

"W-what?!" He cannot believe his father gonna do this to him!

"Hmm? Oh... Is this about the human traditions thing? Rings are symbol of union, yes? " You obviously know that. You read many shoujo manga after all!

" Humans have odd tradition. Rings can be broken like vows of unfaithful wedded or not wedded couples.. " You pointed out. " In tradition of faes. One cannot broke it or else both of you will die... Love till death like they say~ ahaha" You casually says. "anyway, Ei is calling me." You turn around to put yourself in a Buble again.

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"... Your taste for people is very spicy, my dear son." The older Oukawa quickly says as he take a bite of the sweets, his eyes widen as he thought of something.

" Ah. That child. Really thinks this old man cannot defeat em... " He chuckle darkly as he gaze at your direction who's Rolling ya eyes because Ei just said, he won't sent allowance for what you did in the arcade and buying space rings connectors.

" What.? "

" Your fae our some Blanc on this sweets. Clearly... They think I'm quite too old to fight young people. "

"it taste normal. Through. " Kohaku pointed out. After taking one from the box you give from his dad.

"That's because your special one. You won't be effected by such buff that easily. Through I wonder where they manage to get Blanc powder. Those are rare since angels won't purify those noirs without risk of being poisoned. " his father takes another bite as his enjoying his gift from his future in law. Another plus points for being generous and ready to gift in laws!

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" Hope you accidentally sip salted tea!ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ" you curse eichi as you ended the call with him laughing like an evil Satan he is.. He just told you, your little video have gain 1 million views after he learn you trying to save someone from their fated doom ( Yua's mom)

Which is a Few hours ago, which mean in the world of fae. That damn ei posted it a second ago and it become a viral! He showed on live television! How hateful!!!

"Sowwy! I was called out by a bitch." You pop the Buble as you Return to the father and son dou.

"Oh, is it your boss? Ahaha." The older Oukawa guess.

"Idk. Probably? He orders me around cause if I don't. His gonna torment my best friend. His an angel. His probably Lucifer through." You causally says. " Stupid emperor is being annoying and pushing."

"Angel... You say... There's only one angel who's a big guy in the world of fae..." as he thinks about it, he look at you closely, his eyes widen. Suddenly thought of something and takes out stone and put it to your hand, you raise a brow. At what's his doing.

"Oh... My goodness... Kohaku-chan! You don't tell me your friend is the sleeping beauty!" He gasp in shock.

"... What?"

" His talking about core faes." You rolled your eyes as you realize, his father discovered your identity.

"Ahaha are you going to give up now, since you discovered I have unfair advantage over the fight, oukawa-san?(ʃƪ＾3＾）" You taunt him.

"No. Obviously this makes it more comedy gold in my eyes! Ahaha. How fate work in such odd way!"

He chuckle. He cannot believe his child liked another core fae! The core fae called sleeping beauty at that!

"... Your dad is a weirdo." You whisper to kohaku. "Sorry. I apologize for his oddness." Kohaku quickly says.

"Ahaha. I cannot let you win."

"sorry I'm addicted to Victory. You have to pass on trying to win against me." You pointed out.

" Kohaku-chan! Why is your taste in people such problematic?"

"Your calling me shit in front of my face? Damn." You cannot believe this old guy. "Why does his taste have to be do with me? " You rolled your eyes.

" Well, of course, my child likes you." He honestly says as he look at his pitiful son.

"DAD!!???" Kohaku gasp, he cannot believe his father would tell him off! How hateful!

" Oh?" You pause to process what he said. You look at kohaku. " You like me?" You smile, awaiting for his answers.

" No." He shakes his head.

"What a liar you are, old man!" You glare at the older Oukawa.

(You cannot have your hopes up at all! You always get rejected! How hateful! Maybe your not meant for a couple thing! How cruel fate is.)

"I don't know what I felt!" Kohaku quickly hold your hand. You look at him. "but I'm willing to see you defeat my dad in a fight! "

" What? How does that connect to, liking me. " You wonder if they have weird fetish to see their older generation gotten beaten up, before they are sure they like the person.

Weird traditions... But you cannot judge, culture and traditions of humans.

"Oh my, you don't tell them about what happened." The old man chuckle very amuse that his son left such important details when he bring you home. Maybe that's why your up to fighting him since you don't know about it.

"What?" You tilt you head on confusion.

"You defeated my child. And if you defeated me. You will be married to my son." The older man can feel his son hateful glare causing him to laugh even more.

"... That's some ...one of a kind traditions." You complimented. " Why would you want to marry someone you just meet months ago? " You ask kohaku through there's a happy smile slowly appear on your face and your eyes sparkling in glee.

"I don't k-know! I just do." He can't even meet your eyes. He become a bashful mess by how much your staring at him.

"I see!!" You nodded in understanding. "Do I knock you out cold now?" You ask the older Oukawa as you raise you fist.

"M-MC...?∑(//°∀°// )" Kohaku eyes widen as he look at you on surprised, He cannot believe your still willing to fight his father!

"Oh my, are you that into romance?" He chuckle in amusement.

"Kohaku and I are the only core fae in the two worlds... No. By default. I am the ONLY one. Kohaku is a dark fae, not core fae like me." You corrected yourself.

Kohaku's dad look bewailed at you who will cover his son real identity through a lie, you'll keep the facade till someone will find out on their own and not from yourself.

"As someone with fate as I. I wanna experience all type of love! If someone wanna romance me and ask me to marry them especially if they are cutie like kohaku then I'll say yes! Eheh!" You shamelessly says.

" Love and surprised! Life is full of surprise! Lovelife have love! In it! Love have many kinds! It's beautiful?" You were raise by someone who love, surprised and the idea of love.

"Oh my... " He was quite taken back by your oddball personality but it's a welcome one. His son really have an odd taste with people he fallen in love with.

"Do I fight you now?" You excitedly raise your fist again. "Ahaha. My. You and I would fight tommorow. It's quite late now don't you think so too? " He pets your head, your such a silly child.

"Aww. (´ε｀ ) " You pout. "Should I go back tomorrow?" You look at the two of them and the night sky. It is indeed pretty late now.

"Ah. Don't worry. There's a free room in front of my son's. You can sleep there." The older one says as he look at you before looking at his little boy who start to fidget and still have a burning red face.

" You should assist your fae, now carry on now." He says as he shhh you all off.

" Thank you sir! Ahaha. Night night!" You wave to the older Oukawa as kohaku held your hands, dragging you away from his dad before his dad would say more stuff he hides! Ah that hateful father! (`ー´)

"Night night to you dear." The older Oukawa wave you two off. He can't help but tear up. His son is growing too fast! Already brought love to be introduced to the whole family! Ah young love.

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[dulcewrites]

haven't interacted with your works in a hot minute to be perfectly honest (or any hotd stuff really) but dil part 3 reminded me just how Insanely good your works are holy shit

She understands the beauty and ugliness of a reputation that speaks for itself. It keeps away those not worthy and welcomes the warmly curious.

She smells of lavender and smoke. Best stay away.

“Too much good has come from being here.”

Alys heard a coo, and smiles."

brb eating my fist

Alys leans down to her stomach and kisses it. “Be nice to your mother. We will be stuck with her for a while.”

Elysa rolls her eyes.

“Mama is so pretty, isn’t she,” Alys picks up Aenor and rocks him. Elysa gives a halfhearted smile

<= made me smile so fucking wide 🥹 as a wlw myself there's just something so magical in getting to read about women in love living domestic bliss despite whatever hardships they have to deal with.

i loved the conversations between aemond&alys (the war metaphor goes Crazy) and aemond&elysa (it was really interesting to take a peek at the adjustment period of their relationship!). speaking of women in love, omg that rhaenicent mention and alys feeling connected to alicent through the queer experience 😭😭😭 people DIED. also im so happy that baby alicent is officially here💖

elysa is hilarious, her calling the midwife 'lady cunt' caught me so off guard jfjfjjhfj. thinking about how fate presented alys with two loves of her life who are so similar to each other makes me melt. alys and her stubborn haughty and withdrawn but nevertheless kind and gentle husband and wife 🥰

pls never apologize for how long it takes you to put out new chapters, each one wholeheartedly makes my day and i think i won't be the only one here to say that the wait will always be worth it💕

This completely making a morning/afternoon 🫶🏽😭💓

“speaking of women in love, omg that rhaenicent mention and alys feeling connected to alicent through the queer experience 😭😭😭 people DIED. also im so happy that baby alicent is officially here”

“made me smile so fucking wide 🥹 as a wlw myself there's just something so magical in getting to read about women in love living domestic bliss despite whatever hardships they have to deal with.”

I’m so happy people are liking alys Elysa my babies. I was kind of worried about it bc I personally am not a huge fan of the whole one guy, two wives/gfs in media. Bc almost always in popular media, it is playing to most common denominator (straight men’s fantasies). It is very important for me to show that all of them, once they worked out the hiccups, were all equals. And that Elysa and Alys still love each other very much without a man there.

Just the idea of Aemond, who I would like to believe would love his mom no matter what, gaining a better understanding of everything Alicent has been dealing with ironically through two women that are the farthest from how Alicent is. Alys and Elysa, feeling even more a connection to Alicent bc of their queerness. Aemond and their identities being ties between them :(

[darklordofthesimp]

also I'm so sorry this is so late but like tom hardy is so fuckin fine istg like pls I had a venom hyperfixation and those dumbasses bullied me relentlessly for it 😔💀 like I would bring venom and eddie up all the fuckin time and they were forced to listen to my embarrassing ranting about them but like BROOOOOOO COME ONNNNN THEYRE SO BABYGIRL same problem happens with könig, colossus from deadpool1&2, darth maul, etc etc they wont leave me alone with the bulling 😔 pls its not my fault that I copy their voicelines n say them over and over to the point where we all go insane and its not mY FAULT WHEN I get flustered and say their name loudly multiple times whenever they show up on screen c'mon guys please- yeah I think they're all pretty bUT ATLEAST I DONT BITE INTO STRING CHEESE YOU DEGENERATE FUCKS (okay but they also send me stuff they see of those characters because hehe they know I like those characters so it's even but still goddamnit shaking my fists in mock anger like a cartoon character fr just hawkeye pierce doing the weird wHHHYYYY I OUTTA with his fists istg)

I feel very strongly about string cheese (not really)

the only exception to biting down on da string cheese is 1) if you're in a hurry and cant take the time to eat the cheese how it was intended or 2) if you don't wanna get your hands dirty (I literally don't care I just find it amusing to complain about this one topic lmfao do whatever the hecc you want lmfao who cares how you eat ur cheese lol) I also find it amusing to be that one guy whos sitting on the bed watching something my friends put on and just eating string cheese while my friends talk about something I am entertained so easily istg oHMYGOD THT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING IM SO SORRY FOR GOING ON LIKE THIS SKDJK BUT THIS FUCKER-

THIS FUCKER WAS LIKE OKAY SO ILL BE BACK IN 30 MINUTES_ (WE WERE TALKING ON DISCORD HE WAS LIKE BRB) HERES SOMETHING FOR YOU TO WATCH AND THIS FUCKER PUTS ON A THIRTY MINUTE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE ABOUT GOD KNOWS WHAT I DONT EVEN FUCKING REMEMBER AND I JUST WATCH IN AMAZEMENT AND THEN HE COMES BACK AND IM LIKE YEHA THAT WAS A GOOD VIDEO BUT THEN I REALIZE HE PUT IT ON BECAUSE HE KNOWS

HE KNOWS ILL FUKING WATCH IT HE PUT IT ON TO ENTERTAIN ME LIKE A LITTLE KID AND IT WORKED IT FUCKING WORKED GODDAMNIT I WAS ENTHRALLE FOR THE THIRFY MINTUES HE WAS GONE THESE FUCKERS KNOW ME TOO WELL

YOU GOT FUCKING BAMBOOZLED. YOU GOT DAZZLED LIKE A FUCKING MOTH TO A LIGHT AND IM FUCKING SCREAMING HE PROPER JUST SAT YOU DOWN AND SAID HERE WATCH THIS LIKE A FUCKING KID

[perexcri]

Yelling screaming hitting my computer devours this chapter whole. Flowers for Mike!! As he deserves !! And glowing flowers for you back💕💐💐💐💐, and also 🥰🥰🥰 for making me think of them as their reincarnated selves am screaming and also I am settling that firmly as canon in my brain.

““I know how Wheeler is. Make sure you surface for air every now and then.”

And as Will walks in a daze out of their house, as he turns on the Pinto and shifts it into gear, he decides that, while seeing Jim Hopper in his disheveled pajama state isn’t entirely too odd, Jim Hopper telling him to not let Mike Wheeler make out with him for too long definitely makes the top ten.

Possibly above that one time he coughed up a slug.”

Leah. Leah, When I tell you I Cackled, rndjwxisid. Love supportive dads in this house making their kids weirded out by their support. Hopper is probably just like, yep that kid is gonna be my son-in-law

Was about to give Ted Wheeler some props for the same thing (nejxieduejd Love that he’s just like. Okay Byler is happening, I am Okay w this), but I can and Will fist fight him into the next century over him making Mike feel bad about his hair.

Also!!!! That whole bit where Will’s imagining the far off future of 2009. Good shit good shit am eating it up like a tasty treat. (God,,,,,2009, I was like 10 or 11, and Mike and Will would be,,like almost forty. I simultaneously feel weirdly young and also Old bc 2009 was 14 years ago holy shit lol)

I just. Adore that both of their families are happy/cool w them dating . Bc they Deserve their happiness atp.

“he sees a harsh crease form between Holly’s eyes, and she looks like she’s close to aiming a forceful kick somewhere below his gut” cackling dhdidisf Holly Wheeler is amazing and also my daughter now. Drawings as gifts is so!! This family!!! dbdjciwxiwxissd brb sobbing

“Against his pale skin and dark blue flannel, the flowers almost seem to pulse with light, shining from the warmth of the sun in crackling scarlets and oranges, soothing purples, crisp whites.” Screams and screams and screams and scr— 💐

Sobs into my hands, they’re so in love and they’re on their first date🥹🥹

(Writing fic at work is Such a mood. Also are you enjoying your new job? :D am very happy for u)

Vee i knew you would understand 😌 if it means anything, as far as i'm concerned, i'm considering this fic to be them reincarnated. idk this fic has been enjoyable and fun to write, but i think i only like it? but i love aftry, so thinking about this Mike and Will as being the aftry Mike and Will reincarnated makes me more excited about this fic. is that mean to say? idk. i guess you can't love everything you make all in the same way, and i know i definitely have stronger feelings for aftry than this one. it's still been fun to write, though!!

HAHAHAH i'm glad the Hopper comment could make you laugh. it and the Ted scene were fun to write for me just because of my own experience with friends' dads? i've been in a single-mother household for most of my life, so sometimes it makes it awkward to interact with other people's dads, just because it's like i don't know how to act around them and they don't know how to act around me. it was just fun to sprinkle my own experience in with all of this, especially because Jonathan and Will are my ultimate st projection characters

yeah writing Ted as being passive about the whole Byler thing 😩 he's like "yeah sure whatever. just as long as you aren't eating all of our food idc." Ted seems too uninvolved to have the energy to be actively homophobic (at least through a comedic lens). i think through a more serious lens he definitely could be/is. idk. this fic's lighter, so i made it in the universe where there isn't a lot of homophobic rhetoric to deal with :')

oh believe me - writing Will imagining 2009 put me in a bit of my own crisis 🙃 i'm one of those people who still thinks the 80s was only 20 years ago, so having a character in the 80s imagine life in the 2000s being written by somebody in the 2020s made my brain hurt

ahh yeah Holly!! i don't think i've ever really written with her before. idk!! i thought it was fun!! i'm an older sister, so idk how younger sisters are "supposed" to act, but i figured the brother/sister dynamic would largely remain the same, and my brother and i definitely used to get into kicking/hitting fights with each other a lot lol. it was also just fun to imagine them being brats to each other, because while siblings do have their sweet moments, i feel like a lot of the time there are more moments Like That. or maybe that's just how i was raised idk (my family's love language is sarcasm, in case you were wondering 😩)

AHHH thanks for asking about the job!! yeah it's going good so far!! i think it'll be a nice change of pace for me, and i'm really excited about it :D

thanks as always for your lovely words Vee i am biting them (affectionate) 💜💜💜

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brb gonna start worshiping a giant stick insect

[Image description: The first image is a screenshot of dialogue from the video game Disco Elysium, transcribed below.

You - Where does this come from? All this? Around us? The world?

Insulindian Phasmid - Not even the birds know that. Not even the water lilies.

You - Then all we can do is beat our fists against it? Day after day. With no answer.

Insulindian Phasmid - You can also eat it. If it’s a leaf you can put it in your mouth. Yum yum. Or a reed.

The second image is a screenshot from the game, showing Kim and Harry standing in front of the Insulinidian phasmid. The phasmid is an enormous reed-like stick insect. It blends in with the reeds in the image and is hard to see. End ID.]

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[hospitalterrorizer]

diary43

10/20-21/2023

friday - saturday

wrote a good chunk today, a whole section put into draft, chunks added to prior parts, and a whole earlier lost bit retrieved, good day for writing.

i also did my piece for the new collaborative poem, surprisingly, i did that last today, funny how things work out. it's good i just jumped right into writing my main thing i guess. i also didn't add at the start there about how i also got a good start on the section after, it's still difficult, i have where it begins roughly, and i have a huge mid-section of it written, but there's an interrupt where i need to change the narrator's focus, i don't know how to get there totally (i have a half idea, about focusing on the people they're with/ what it's like to watch people dispassionately, maybe that's it, i like that, brb) okay so i wrote more now, that's good, that's the big concern of today taken care of, but writing is a lot less anxiety inducing than music, i think because i know with words i trust myself more, and if i focus and think about it, focus and thought are the most important parts, i can make things happen. with music it's like, a lot more intuition, and i guess i want to sound like something in my head, or a conception, a confluence of sounds/words/images that i need to be exact. it's also newer to me i guess. i've been making music since sophomore year of hs, i've been writing / speaking english for 10 years before that, even more i guess, but writing for sure began at 5, most likely like, 4 though, i suppose.

that's not to say i'm like super great or whatever either it's just true that i'm more familiar with that terrain.

listening to die kreuzen's first album, trying to think about how to write weirder hardcore riffs and stuff, i wanna pick up my guitar soon but it's the weekend so my gf is home all the time. sad. i should probably not write more songs but idk, i made a new guitar sound, i like it, i think i can use it for some new things and some old things too. tomorrow i think i will listen to a bunch of my songs and see what needs work/what doesn't again. thinking on it now, i wanna do it now. but i should not, it's very late, i'll get really weird about it i bet.

so i'll just listen to dropdead.

also my stomach hurts cuz i did not eat a lot today, i should have eaten more, but i drank coffee which tanked my appetite, i did cook but it wasn't a ton, and i didn't eat after really. let's see, it was 4 granola bars, two-four fistfuls of pretzels, apple, banana, dinner, which was pan fried chicken in gochujang butter + steamed vegetables. no wonder i am starving now. seeing it listed here it's not as much as i felt like it was.

tomorrow i can also write some riffs too probably, see what i feel like i guess. this new sound is kind of good for really annoying high stuff but also the low end stuff too, it's weird, it's also the kind of sound where i think it's one of the ones i might tweak a lot depending on the song and what register i leave it in, i can crank one of the effects to help give it more annoying trebly chiming stuff.

and oh my lanta it is 6am now wtf.

i was looking at fashionpress.net today, at the newest jennyfax photoshoot, and i think i want to make a guitar sound that kind of gets at what monibelle does in some of the photography i've seen her do. i don't know what that means exactly, and my interpretation of that is obviously leaning into the harshness/ weirdness more than any more harmonious features.

but the trashy/sharp and jagged thing cut into something sort of colorful (not here necessarily but in the earlier photoshoots it's something more present).

some kind of noisefreak thing, justin pearson's bass sound comes to mind as kind of getting at this kinda frayed digital thing, but i dunno, i want something sharper/clinkier. i don't think i can get a guitar to get all that out emotionally, so it's i guess a reference point for where i'm writing songs from, but it's weird to think like that maybe, it is in the back of my head though, it has been since starting this whole ordeal.

maybe this kinda gets there, as a whole song, but i also love this guy's guitar sound, it's so good and so scritchy scratchy.

trying to balance all that with my <3<3<3 of pv and other fast grindy shit is hard, or not totally, other bands managed, but i think some particularities of wanting it all to be there/felt is what makes me feel kind of insane.

and there's a new song where i should work on synth sounds, like proper synthy sounds. i think what i'll do is use one of my chiptune synths that's never in tune and pair that with either another one that is in tune, or something like a free and more complicated synth that can do more modulation stuff, maybe surge i dunno. it'll just be simple squarewave stuff i think, but i wanna make it chirp and flutter kinda.

making some of the synths stick out more in the mix is hard but as long as they're evidently there that's all that matters to me, i think they kind of add a glue to the songs, them and the obv synth basses are cool to me.

anyways look at these perfume bottles (i am the one with the spiky circle lashes) and gosh the time, like uhhhhhhh,

byebye!!!!!

[heesulovebot]

THERE'S THIS ONE PUPPY SILLY ENOUGH TO WAIT FOR YOU RIGHT HERE, THOUGH

[khaoray]

[kayvsworld]

@ work tryna b a professional after being Emotionally Eviscerated by the french dub

[leaving-grapefruitss]

Headcannons where you ask the OBM characters to buy you pads! Gender-Neutral, AFAB Reader

Mentions of non-platonic content, so no Luke again

Lucifer: 

>> Could you buy me pads?

Read at 15:30

>> Pls :’V I ran out

Read at 15:31

[Deleted] >> Do you really wanna be catching blood with your bare hands because if you do you’ll be catching these fists 🥰 

[Lucifer] > I’m in a student council meeting 

>> That’s not what I asked for 

[Lucifer] > I’m out now. What size do you want?

Wings? Do you need liners? 

>> yes 

Mammon:

>> can u buy me pads

[Mammon] > what

>> pads? I’m on my period

[Mammon] > why can’t u go buy them tho

>> bc blood and chunks of meat are being squeezed out of me like I’m a mcfucking ketchup packet. 

[Mammon] > lmao calm down treasure, I’m at the store. 

> Which kind do u want? They have extra absorbent

> And anti-itching 

> There are ones without straps wtf? How do they 

stay on?

>> babes ur looking at diapers 💀 😭 

Leviathan:

>> can you buy me pads?

[Levi] > …o///o

>> boi-

[Levi] > MC I’M A NO-GOOD SHUT-IN OTAKU WITH

RAGING SOCIAL ANXIETY > WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN GO OUT INTO THE PAD AISLE AND BUY U SUM

>> akuzon

>> use akuzon

[Levi] > oh shit ur right

> ^w^ <3 kk ordering them

Satan:

[Satan] > I’ll buy you pads don’t worry

>> HOW DID U KNOW FHJDJNJE <33

[Satan] > You were having cramps so I thought you 

might need them <3 I’ll get you some cake on the 

way back ;)

>> ILY AHHH <3

[Satan] > ily2 <3

Asmodeus:

>> Can you buy me pads?

[Asmo] > OFC <333 pull up imma get sum sheet masks

while im at it

[Asmo] > OOH I RAN INTO SOLOMON~~ ^w^ GIRLS SKINCARE NIGHT. U DOWN?

>> ye ^w^ did u get the pads tho

[Asmo] > oopsie

Beelzebub:

>> Can you buy me pads?

[Beel] > sure what flavor

>> ??? [Beel] > they have bubblegum and blue raspberry

>> pads, baby. like for periods. tf r u looking at?

[Beel] > oh

> ok wait nvm lemme get them for u

> im buying the gum as well tho

> which one do u want

Belphegor:

>> can u buy me pads

[Belphie] > no

>> fuck u

[Belphie] > I already do that

>> my uterus is yeeting itself out of existence. 

[Belphie] > wish that could be me 

>> that can be arranged

[Belphie] > r u calling Lucifer 

>> I will if u don’t buy me pads

[Belphie] > haha sure he can buy them for u instead

Diavolo: 

>> Diaaa can you buy me pads

[Diavolo] > Of course baby <3 Did you need anything else?

Heating pads, maybe? Are you having cramps? Do you want

food or snacks?

>> 😭 💕 ilysm <3 yes pls :’D to the food I mean

[Diavolo] > I’ll get Barb to make us some tea <3

> I love you too, angel <3

>> 😭 <333

Barbatos: 

>> Can you buy me pads pls ;w;

[Barbatos] > Sure, which brand did you want again? 

>> Wait, actually?

[Barbatos] > You asked me to get them for you, did you not?

>> Yea but I thought you’d be busy so I didn’t wanna bother you

[Barbatos] > Nonsense, you don’t bother me. 

Now you wanted the one in the blue package 

with wings right?

>> ily :’D also yes pls. Wait, how did you know?

[Barbatos] > I saw an empty package in your bin when I 

visited the HoL yesterday. And I love you too. 

>> ✨👄✨  💕  

Simeon: 

[Simeon] > Little lamb, open your door~ I brought you 

some pads and baked some cookies ^w^ 

>> FDHJENDJ HOW-

[Simeon] > You were due for it and I recalled that you

ran out after your previous one <3

>> marry me 💍 ✨ 

[Simeon] > hey! I’m going to be the one proposing to you >:[

> now open the door :333

Raphael:

>> Can you get me pads?

[Raphael] > what?

>> Pads? I’m on my period?

[Raphael] > no. 

>> bitch why not 😭 

[Raphael] > why

>> ???

Mephistopheles:

>> can u buy me pads

[Mephisto] > yea but I won’t lol

>> fuck u why not 💀 

[Mephisto] > k firstly fuck u more

> secondly i don’t want to lmfao 

> suck it

>> imma tell Lucifer you edited him onto a stock image of the Grinch twerking

[Mephisto] > k

Thirteen:

>> can u get me pads 🥺  

[Thirteen] > sure ^w^ which kind :D 

> I’ll get a few extra packs to keep you stocked 

> brb I’m getting us slices of cake on the way back

>> UR <333 SO <33 FJEKJ

[Thirteen] > imma sneak in thru ur window lmao I don’t want

that knockoff dilf seein me 

> his Ed Sheeran lookin ass brother’s gonna eat the cake if I 

enter normally

>> firstly <3 ur the best

>> secondly 😭 ED SHEERAN 😭 YOU DID NOT JUST DO BEEL DIRTY LIKE THAT

[Thirteen] > and I’d do it again

>> NO 💀 

Not me attempting to give Mephisto and Raphael personalities lmfao

I’m on my period rn so the period content is going 📈 whee

btw “>>” is MC

for anyone who’s confused i mean ;w;

[sunnyjae]

maybe im just biased bc i was the one who requested it but what abt after school pt 2 where its like enemies to fuck buddies and they do it in every secluded place in school that they can find? hoon filling the reader up with his babies 😩😩 breeding kink go brrrrrrr its such a good combo with the daddy kink and exhibitionism

BUT ANW I MISSED U ROWAN HOW R U DOING

— 💥

OMLLLLL 💥 ANONNNN

I FEEL LIKE ITS BEEN YEARS ISTG

LEMME JUST DO THAT - MAKE HOON PARK HIS BIG MAC TRUCK RIGHT IN THAT LITTLE GARAGE 😔🚚🏦 (lmao bank)

AND HOON SUBTLY SHOWING THE READER OFF TO EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE THEY'RE HIS ♡♡

eating my fist brb

- rowansnsnsnsnsnsn