Rainy Days, Part 4
Here it is! Hope you enjoy!
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So it was that he returned to the village at Mr Clumsy’s suggestion to learn about this “smurfball” game. Smurfball was… Nice. It was very fun. The other smurfs seemed to be acting more careful around him now, probably not wanting to drive him away once more. No one mentioned the ship incident. They laughed and they played and had fun and it took his mind off things. It was nice.
But from some of the looks he was getting, it was easy to tell that in their eyes, his very existence was cast in the insurmountable shadow of another.
When the games of smurfball ceased, most returned to set tasks that they had to do. Curiously, Mr Hefty and Mr Jokey appeared to have gathered outside the house that used to belong to Brainy. Miss Smurfette was there too, Mr Clumsy trailing by her side. Though he felt perhaps it would be wiser to stay away, he couldn’t help but be a little curious about what they were up to.
“We’re having a smurf over some of Brainy’s old books,” Mr Hefty explained. “I was never capable of reading them before, couldn’t bring myself to smurf past the first page or so, but now… it’s way easier. They’re not actually as bad as I thought they’d be, though they could use a little work.”
Mr Jokey nodded. “They’re not very funny, I can tell you that much. Didn’t he know scattering one’s work with a good sense of humour’s a great way to keep one’s audience captivated? His writing can be so dry!”
Miss Smurfette stepped up to the conversation now. “As for the part of his book here detailing information about flowers… Some kind of an effort was made, but it’s full of so many errors! So I humbly and most graciously took it upon myself to add in some corrections, see? With my genius contribution drawing upon my wealth of knowledge, Brainy’s so-so works become elevated to a whole new level!”
“Smurfette, Smurfette, Smurfette!” Mr Jokey began crossly, “it’s not very smurfy to just go ahead and smurf edits to the book like that! Think of all the jokes and humorous commentary I could’ve been adding into their margins– but I didn’t!”
“Oh, don’t be such a worrysmurf. I only edited this one small section due to its factual errors. I’m sure he’d thank me for it.”
“Yeah, but it’s not like you have permission to do that. I thought we agreed to keep Brainy’s books just the way they are until…” Mr Hefty trailed off suddenly and they all looked over at Rainy awkwardly.
“Umm…” Rainy simply shrugged. “I don’t mind. It’s nothing to do with me. You can go ahead and set fire to those books for all I care. But my permission doesn’t exactly mean anything either way.”
Mr Hefty shook his head. “There’s some things to be gleaned from them, no use setting them on fire… But wait, I believe I’ve smurfed up a rather smurfy idea. Instead of adding in corrections by hand, I could smurf a new edition of the book with the necessary corrections and adjustments added in. A Hefty Smurf edition. Genius!”
Miss Smurfette was still reading over the part of the book she was holding with her additions scribbled into it. “Oh, Clumsy. That reminds me. There are certain flowers that will be blooming this time of year and I want to show them to you and tell you about their actual properties. Based on what’s written in here, you’d get a completely wrongful impression!”
“Golly, sounds good, Smurfette! You always have the smurfiest things to say about the flowers, they’re already so pretty to look at but knowin’ all that stuff always puts ‘em in a whole new light…”
Mr Jokey didn’t take note of the two smurfs departing together, addressing his next words to Mr Hefty. “Naturally, I’m sure you’ll be wanting to consult with me for my expert advice when making your corrections to Brainy’s book. As I always say, two smurfs are better than one!”
“Miss Smurfette and Mr Clumsy sure spend a lot of time together…” Rainy observed out loud. Those two had walked some distance away now, out of earshot and holding hands.
“Well, obviously,” Mr Hefty said breezily with a touch of condescension as he turned to leave with Mr Jokey. “They’re together.”
“Together…?” Rainy repeated slowly, letting it sink in. “…Hoo, boy.”
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Mr Mildrew would probably be wondering where he was, but he could afford to stay for a little while longer. Against his better judgement, he was with Mr Hefty and Mr Jokey in Mr Hefty’s house as the two smurfs bickered over making adjustments to one of Brainy’s books. After Mr Clumsy’s words from earlier, he was trying to pick out any of the endearing qualities that had been alluded to, but ultimately none seemed to be forthcoming. He found himself almost drifting off a couple of times as Mr Hefty and Mr Jokey’s verbose debating was just so boring.
“-Rainy?” Mr Hefty said sharply.
“Wha? Huh??” Rainy was startled back into awareness.
“Hefty can’t accept my superior phrasing choices and that the version he wants to go with is clearly wrong and misguided…” Mr Jokey was pushing a piece of paper towards Rainy.
“Why don’t you just admit that your prose pales dramatically in comparison to my own? I have sufficient flair that I don’t need to prop up my works with tedious jokes! The point of the text is to be informative, not funny. If the reader wants to smurf something funny they can go to other sources for that specific purpose!” Mr Hefty was pushing another piece of paper towards Rainy as he spoke, and then turned to address him directly. “I tried telling him, but oh no, he simply wouldn’t listen at all!”
“Maybe you can help settle this debate,” Mr Jokey grumbled, “And tell him that my version is better.”
“Uh…” Rainy scanned over the pages laid out before him. “I’m not much for reading, but…”
Mr Hefty and Mr Jokey waited for him to continue.
Rainy gestured to the pages, expression blank. “…This is absolutely terrible. It’s like you’re just trying to sound smart, but anyone could easily tell that neither of you have a single clue what you’re on about when they read this.”
“Well!” Mr Hefty huffed. “No need to be rude just because you’re not capable of understanding true greatness.”
“Is that so…?” Rainy grimaced and stood up. “I really don’t believe I’m the one being rude here. Sounds like you’re just putting others down just because you can’t take a little criticism. Claiming I’m not ‘capable of understanding’ and implying you’re smarter and know better than I do, I think that’s what’s rude.”
“Some smurfs just can’t smurf at the higher levels of knowledge,” Mr Jokey interjected, waving a dismissive hand. “You can go ahead and leave if our writing is really that confusing to you. We don’t mind.”
Rainy looked over the two darker blue smurfs in all their haughtiness and crossed his arms. “Hah… The two of you are always so critical of everyone else and think you know better and can do better at the things they’re good at… When you’re not even good at the things you yourselves claim to be good at. How pitiful when the overzealous critic can’t stand to be criticised himself! And furthermore-”
The door was opened and Rainy went sailing through the air outside, landing on the very outskirts of the village.
Well. Mr Hefty was indeed very strong to have cast him such a distance, that much was true.
He sat in the grass for a little while then, the sun shining down from high above, the wind rustling the leaves, plants and trees about.
“Rainy, there you are,” said a familiar voice. “Now what are you doing just sitting there like that, you strange creature? Are you staying, or are you coming back with me, or what? Well?”
Mr Mildrew came to a stop. He seemed to have been walking along with Mr Papa, and Rainy found it something of a small miracle that the two of them didn’t seem to be bickering.
Rainy remained seated. “Oh, dear… Mr Mildrew, I should have checked in with you sooner, I apologise for the trouble.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Mr Mildrew intoned. “You wanted to see the village again, and here you are. I think I’ve given you more than enough time to wander around this happy-go-lucky trivial little nonsensical place. If you really are intent on staying here, then just say the word and be done with it already, I’ve already wasted enough time as it is. Regardless of whether you’re coming back or not, the floors aren’t going to scrub themselves, now are they?”
“Yes, Sir, you’re right… But… I’m afraid I still don’t know…” It seemed that for the most part, the others still weren’t going to accept him on his own terms for who he was. At least Mr Mildrew understood that he was his own, distinct individual.
Mr Papa cleared his throat nervously. “Rainy, about the essence-”
“I won’t do it!” Rainy snapped. “I won’t have anything to do with that unbecoming essence! It’s nothing to do with me! Those other smurfs have already got it! You can’t force me to do anything!”
“You’re right. I can’t force you to do anything,” Mr Papa said gently, sitting down beside him. Reluctantly, and with some accompanying complaints about ‘not being as young as he used to be’, Mr Mildrew sat down as well.
“Maybe it’s best I do go back with you, Mr Mildrew. Earlier, some of those other smurfs… they tricked me. They took me out on a ship and when I got seasick, they compared me to Brainy… Using that one coincidence to try to invalidate who I was.”
Mr Mildrew hummed thoughtfully. “It’s up to you, Aqua. Though if you ask me… In truth, I don’t think something like that was a coincidence. However!” he added this last part quickly when Rainy had turned abruptly to stare at him, “However, I need you to understand that it doesn’t need to be a coincidence for you to still be your own self, as far as I’m concerned. You probably have more in common with Brainy than you might think – for example, I have a hypothesis that the two of you would share any of the same allergies as well, and who knows what else? - but that still wouldn’t make you any less you. There’s a lot of different theories that exist on the nature of identity and the self. We still don’t really know much about how the whole essence removal business works exactly, but that’s not going to stop me theorising about its function. I wouldn’t have been nearly as okay with you staying at my residence if I didn’t find pondering the nature of this entire situation so philosophically fascinating to begin with, and for that you are fortunate.”
Mr Mildrew grabbed a nearby stick and began to draw in the dirt. “Think of it this way…” he drew a circle connected to a very simplistically-styled plant growing up out of it. “Before you, there was Brainy. Then Brainy’s ‘essence’ was removed…” he swiftly crossed out the plant, tapping at the circle beneath, “Leaving behind… Well, that’s the question, isn’t it? But what it comes down to is that you were left behind. And…”
Mr Mildrew drew another, separate plant that was also connected back to the original circle. “You became your own self. But one could argue that the starting point may have been the same, though it’s unclear how much you were tabula rasa and how much not. Maybe a lot of things about you would, or could have been the same for Brainy, were entirely within his reach, had he wished or had the circumstances been different.” He drew some more leaves on the plant, “And maybe not. Papa Smurf tells me that Brainy had no particular interest in marine life and bodies of water in the way that you do, for example. So that might be something that you’ve developed of your own accord, something that belongs to you and you alone. It’s hard to say. Nature versus nurture, you know?”
“Rainy, I want to tell you something. But I’d appreciate it if you don’t repeat it,” Mr Papa began now, a pained expression on his face.
“Um, okay… You can go ahead, Mr Papa,” Rainy said simply, unsure what to expect.
“Nat, Snappy and Slouchy… They used to be adults. They’d already grown up, once. And then, there was an accident… They got turned back into smurflings. They don’t have any of their memories of growing up, being adults… It’s all lost to them. And we don’t have any way of reversing what happened to them. None of us know how to tell them… Because how do you tell a smurfling something like that? So we decided it was best that we… didn’t.” Mr Papa was looking at the ground. “We care about them all the same, but we also miss the old them, to think of all of those memories that they no longer have…”
He could hear Mr Nat’s voice in his mind. “If I’d lost more than a hundred years of my life… I’d sure want ‘em back again, you know? I’d want to remember. Who knows what important things I might’ve forgotten about…?”
Rainy frowned. “Are you saying that’s a similar situation to mine…? Are they not identical to how they were the first time they grew up?”
“…No. It’s interesting, isn’t it? You’d think so, and yet… Now that they’re smurflings again… There’s so many things that they’re doing differently this time around, like coming up with new kinds of music they never had before, wearing different clothes…” Mr Papa trailed off.
“Huh… So in a way, they’re kinda their own smurfs too? If there was a way to turn them back into adults again… That would be kind of like erasing the versions of them that exist right now and not giving them a chance to grow up their own way.”
Mr Papa shrugged. “Maybe… Though the fact is that we don’t have a way to reverse it. The smurflings don’t have that option to begin with. So the original adult Slouchy, the original adult Snappy… The original Natural Smurf… They’re gone.”
“But I don’t think I’m really like them at all… I’m more like Mr Nav. He’s entirely his own smurf, even though his voice happens to sound just like another smurf’s. And just like him, just like anyone, I’m my own self. So that essence is nothing to do with me and I don’t have any obligations towards it.”
“The trouble with that is, Rainy… You don’t have any of Brainy’s memories, and neither does anyone else. Which means that Brainy’s gone – right now, it seems he doesn’t exist at all. The difference between you and Nav is… Nav’s existence didn’t start as a result of another smurf’s existence stopping.”
“…That’s not my fault.”
“I know it isn’t,” Mr Papa nodded. “It’s just… You’re the one who is most closely connected back to Brainy. Mildrew and I suspect that only if we were to transfer Brainy’s essence to you will his memories return.”
Rainy picked up the discarded stick Mr Mildrew had used to draw with earlier and stabbed it into the ground. “That’s hardly fair, is it? This shouldn’t be my responsibility! I just wanted… I just wanted to be me! Aren’t I allowed to live my life however I want to? Don’t I have the freedom to exist just as anyone else does?”
“Yes, you do,” Mr Papa replied. “You’re right. If you wish to stay as you are for the rest of your life… we can’t stop you.” He looked away as he finished speaking.
“Mr Papa Smurf, Sir… I’m sorry, really I am, but I don’t want that essence. Hopefully you can understand that. Besides, if I really did have more in common with Brainy… Even if I was just ‘another version’ of him… Then by that logic, maybe this is precisely what he would want too, and respecting my wishes would be respecting his in turn.”
Mr Papa shook his head. “The Brainy I know wouldn’t want to just disappear forever. But we couldn’t ask him right now to check what he’d want even if we tried.” Mr Papa sighed. “Brainy has the right to exist too. But we can’t force you to do anything.”
Rainy slowly got to his feet. “I don’t care about Brainy. Mr Mildrew, I’m ready to go back with you now.”
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Going back to the village had been a mistake. Rainy had already had a life he was perfectly content with. He knew his place and it had been foolish to ever consider desiring more or thinking about anything else. He resumed cleaning for Mr Mildrew and Madam Misty on the daily without complaint, running errands and tending to chores.
He’d always given the other two’s magical experiments and conjurations a wide berth, so finding himself caught in the near vicinity of one of Madam Misty’s potions gone awry was troublesome indeed. It was not the first time one of the other’s magic had gone wrong and left a terrible mess in its wake that he would inevitably need to clean up after, but he’d never been so close to one of the explosions before. One moment he was walking along the hallway on his way to sweep the kitchen, the next there was a deafening bang and some sort of grey slime splattered forth from the laboratory door that Madam Misty must have neglected to close. The slime continued to ooze forth and move along the walls and- move up the walls?! As the seconds passed the movement continued and it almost seemed to be crawling about… Acting almost as if it were alive… The stuff was on him and he tried brushing it off rapidly with a single dismayed, “Oh, dear…”
He heard Madam Misty’s laughter coming from within the lab. When he looked over, there was not a single sign of the strange slime on her. She must have magicked it off herself, but she stood and watched him struggling in discomfort to remove bits of the slime from his arms and had nothing to offer but a slight snickering.
“Grab a Meadowstalk Mixture for me, will you?” she said finally. “Before this stuff starts to solidify.”
“Meadowstalk…? I’m terribly sorry, I don’t know what that might be.”
“Seriously? What use are you, even? You expect me to step through this stuff to get over to it?” she scowled. “Whatever… If you’re not even going to bother trying to read labels… Hmm… Well, I think this should do the trick instead,” she picked up a nearby beaker and held it up. “Nasty stuff, this. One splash and the excruciating torment would last until it successfully erodes your existence, leaving not a speck of you behind. Not many worse ways to go. I think this should get rid of all this awful goo stuff real fast, don’t you? I’ll let you do the honour of using this to get rid of it, Rainy, but be careful with it. Here – catch!”
Before Rainy could stop her, the beaker was flung towards him at high speed and Rainy panicked and gave a startled cry. The beaker landed in his hands precariously, the contents splashing over him and in his state of confusion it fell free of his hold and smashed to the ground in front of him, the glass of the beaker shattering into pieces on the floor around him. It was too late, the stuff had already gotten on him and he stood there for a moment, stricken.
And then Madam Misty laughed and laughed and laughed. “Water. It was water. What’s the matter, Rainy? I thought you liked water, thought it was your whole thing! Why, I didn’t mean to rain on your parade, ahaha! Ah, what fun. You’re so pathetic, Rainy. I’ll let you clean this up the old-fashioned way if you want to so bad.” She made her way out of the lab, deliberately kicking up the slime all the while and making sure to track it further through the hallway.
Madam Misty had always been a little rude to him, but any ill intent had always been easy for him to ignore. She had always just about ignored him and left him alone. Nothing so severe of this nature had ever occurred before now.
When he thought back to each and every subtle insult, the ways that she had looked down on him… Thinking back, though he had carried on as usual, it had made him feel… Bad.
He needed to get started on cleaning up this mess.
The glass was cleared up safely first, the strange slime still edging its way all about all the while. He prepared the mop and started working away, but the effort seemed to be for nought. Parts of the slime had hardened and stopped moving and the parts that had not were merely being pushed around by the mop, refusing to be soaked up, and slowly but surely climbing its way back out of the mop bucket whenever he managed to get any of it into there.
As he was moving over to a different part of the lab to see if he would have any better luck with the slime in a different section, he caught sight of a small jar sitting on one of the shelves, a prominent label displayed on it.
Meadowstalk Mixture.
He doubted that Madam Misty’s earlier mention of Meadowstalk Mixture had been intended to bait him into any sort of trap. This was surely a solution to the slow-moving slime oozing everywhere… The problem was, he didn’t know the first thing about magic or what one was expected to do with the mixture to make the slime go away… And it was far too dangerous to dare testing it. If he made a wrong move, it could result in even greater disaster. Safe and steady with the mop was the only option available to him, even if it wasn’t proving very successful. There was no way he was capable of effectively wielding some strange, magical mixture, so there was no point trying. The spellbooks lining the shelves on the lab’s walls… All that stuff was an entirely foreign realm that he was quite happy to steer clear of.
He tried mopping up the mess for another twenty minutes, but in that time the vast majority of the slime had crusted and solidified, becoming stuck hard to the floor, the walls, the benches, its movement ceasing altogether.
“Heavens above!” he heard Mr Mildrew’s irritable cry from down the hallway, announcing his return from the forest. Rainy carefully propped the mop up against the wall and left the room to see him. The wizard was stepping carefully over the bits of now-crustified slime tracked along the floor.
“Mr Mildrew, Sir-”
“What the devil is this?”
“There was an accident in the lab, Mr Mildrew, I’ve just been trying to clean up.”
“Yes, Misty told me as much, though she conveniently failed to mention details…” Mr Mildrew muttered in annoyance, then suddenly his eyes widened. “If you’ve been trying to clean it up, then why…? Gaah!”
Mr Mildrew rushed into the lab at high speed, narrowly avoiding tripping himself up on the crustified slime spread all about the floor. “My lab!” he cried in dismay. He grabbed at the mop Rainy had placed against the wall and whirled around, jabbing the handle in his direction accusingly. “And what on earth do you think you’re doing trying to clean up with this? And with soapy water, no less! Do you not know that such a thing only makes an issue of this nature worse? Did it not become immediately apparent that the mop was doing no good, you foolish creature?!”
“I’m sorry, Sir, I didn’t know… I didn’t know what else to do.”
“Meadowstalk Mixture, Rainy! Meadowstalk Mixture’s the thing! Did Misty not make any mention of it at all? She told me that you’d been informed!”
“Well, yes, but-”
“Then why?” Mr Mildrew cried loudly. “The mixture is right there, is it not? How difficult can it be to enlist its application?!”
“Madam Misty didn’t tell me how-”
“So you didn’t even try? You instead allowed this wretched slime to dry and made the problem even worse?”
Rainy stayed silent, as trying to object while Mr Mildrew was so upset would probably not be wise. He knew fully well when to remain quiet. Mr Mildrew picked up the jar of Meadowstalk Mixture, a flat expression on his face. “If you had a single ounce of resourcefulness within you, Rainy, perhaps you may have consulted the vast body of literature that surrounds you for mention of Meadowstalk Mixture and its application, such as the book conveniently just beside the jar. There is, in fact, very little that can go wrong when there is only one single thing that needed to be done here: simply sprinkle the mixture over the affected areas. I doubt even you could mess that up. If you had bothered to try it even a little, even without consulting the book first, you would have quickly discovered just how EASY it is! Instead, you have allowed it to dry, so now I must whip up an entire new potion to get rid of it!”
“It would be dangerous to-”
“Yes, yes, I suppose I shouldn’t have expected anything better from you, you’ve no confidence to ever do anything at all… Truly useless. So completely devoid of initiative you are… I suppose if you were in a sinking ship and needed to jump to safety to avoid the sharks, you would focus only on the dangers of jumping and wait calmly for the sharks to devour you? Misty should have known better than this and she will be dealt with accordingly, but you can also be such a pest! Away with you, I have a potion to work on.”
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It was the next day and he was cleaning the windows when Mr Mildrew approached.
“Mr Mildrew, how is the lab? I apologise again for-”
Mr Mildrew held up an impatient hand. “The matter has been attended to, so pay it no mind. There is only one further thing I wish to clarify. Is it true that you broke my favourite beaker?”
“Oh… Erm, I did drop it. But Madam Misty threw it to me quite suddenly, so I was unable to catch it properly…”
“I see. So it wasn’t intentional or due to your own fault. I suppose that cannot be helped. Well, that will be all.” Mr Mildrew turned to leave once more, but Rainy had now been reminded of the specific manner of events that had led to the beaker shattering.
“A-actually, Mr Mildew, if you wouldn’t mind sparing me a moment…”
Mr Mildrew turned back around. “What is it?”
“About… About Madam Misty… Well, it’s just… She is rather mean to me.”
“Misty? She can be quite the character, but you’ve never seemed to have had any problem with her before now. This is the first I’m hearing of it.”
Did he have any problem with her before now? Maybe not… But the more he thought about it, the more he realised that he’d always taken issue. But he’d simply… Pretended nothing was wrong, and it had made things seem okay, kept things going smoothly.
“It’s… I always do try my best, and it makes things difficult when she-”
“Rainy, I’m sorry, but I really don’t have time for this. I have important things to attend to. I have given you more than enough freedom. You know that you can move out if indeed you wish to do so. You can even leave and stay at the Smurf Village if you want, and I have explicitly given you that choice just recently. But this matter is trivial and I really do not care. Do not get the wrong idea - we are not here to be friends. You are guaranteed good accommodation and meals while here and in return, you have been maintaining the upkeep of this household. I was under the impression that you were perfectly aware of this arrangement and perfectly satisfied with it.”
Mr Mildrew was right. He was wrong to question and to think about more, and he had been satisfied all this time, hadn’t he? Though… “I apologise for bothering you. You’re right, normally it’s really no problem at all, it’s just that the incident with the lab… Was a little difficult to ignore.”
“It sounds like a once-off instance to me. If such a thing happens again then perhaps you can let me know, but I doubt it will repeat. Misty usually keeps to herself.”
Right, right. Mr Mildrew was right, of course. This matter was trifling and he was wrong to make a fuss about it, as it only caused needless waves in an otherwise peaceful and nice life and existence. It was true that this was the first time Madam Misty had ever been so openly harsh towards him and she likely would not do so in such an overt manner again, so there was nothing at all to worry about.
Her standard coldness towards him wasn’t that bad, was it? He had a nice life here and he’d always been quite happy with it. Her attitude – Mr Mildrew’s brusqueness – any ‘setbacks’, really, needn’t bother him at all. He had his afternoon once a week to himself at the lake and that was more than enough, more than he could ask for. More than he should ask for.
He could maintain a happy existence. He could simply take all of his negative thoughts and feelings… And bury them away deep inside, where no one could ever find them. He could scrub them all from his very being like he always scrubbed any hint of grime from the floors so that none of it could get in the way of him enjoying his life.
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He was fine. He was content.
Breakfast was nice. He was enjoying it. His thoughts drifted once more to pondering yesterday’s exchange of words with Mr Mildrew during his window-cleaning session.
He should really focus more on improving himself instead of turning his attention outwards to others. There’s no point at all being critical of others when you have no influence over their actions. All one could really do was be critical of oneself and embark on the endless journey of self-improvement to focus on the flaws that you were capable of fixing.
Questioning Madam Misty’s behaviour towards him had been nothing but folly, and really, he was not one to be critical at all, never had been, except for whenever he made a mistake and reprimanded himself in the spirit of not repeating such mistakes again…
Why, the only instances where he’d really been critical of others had been in the case of Mr Hefty and Mr Jokey…
He frowned.
…And Miss Smurfette. She was not exempt either, but she simply hadn’t been present, hadn’t presented him with some sort of awful tripe to read like the other two had. But that was only the criticism he’d truly voiced, wasn’t it? It wasn’t counting any criticism he held towards them that he’d left unvoiced.
Those three… he held nothing but criticism and contempt for them.
He’d never dare to have the confidence to criticise Madam Misty like that. He never had and he never would, and he didn’t know quite how to feel about that. Wasn’t that a good thing, to be able to refrain from such harsh condemnation? But… wasn’t it a bad thing if he was unable to even if he wanted to?
His breakfast was finished now. Another day’s work lay ahead. Madam Misty’s shelf of trophies was first on the agenda – they needed a polish.
Too much confidence and you start to think you know everything, you start to grow complacent. That’s why it was better simply to focus on one’s own flaws - self-criticism in the spirit of self-improvement. And yet… it didn’t really feel like he was improving at all. The more attention that was turned to the faults and shortcomings of himself, the more he felt… Bad. Highlighting flaws only made it seem like he wasn’t improving at all, but instead getting worse.
Maybe too much self-criticism was bad. Was that not, itself, a… flaw? And if he was trying to minimise flaws, would it not stand to reason that he should be a little less harsh on himself?
As it was, he couldn’t find it in himself to be truly confident in anything he did, he was all-too-aware that he wasn’t very good at things at all and liable to mess up and-
Maybe polishing the trophies could wait.
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He hadn’t been to Brainy’s house since all that time ago when his skin had still been pale, when Mr Clumsy had guided him there to show him some of what had been written in the books in an attempt to make him ‘remember’. Why he thought he might have any better chance of making any sense of the gobbledegook contained within the bound volumes now, he couldn’t say. In truth, he was sure the words would be as gibberish as ever, but he found himself making his way into the house filled with all those worthless books anyway.
It was a little dusty. The house’s original owner hadn’t lived here for a long time, after all. But the smurfs had not left anything to needlessly rot. There was evidence of some attempts at upkeep… betraying hints of the hope that the missing Brainy would come back to them someday.
He picked up a nearby book, one of the ones titled “Quotations of Brainy Smurf”. There was a smiling face on the cover, an image of a self-assured sense of superiority. His own face, except it was not truly his face, it was the face of Brainy Smurf. The arrogance, the boldness to plaster one’s own face all over these things when the contents were so devoid of merit… It was practically a demand for attention.
A quick survey of some of these works made it immediately clear that Brainy Smurf sought to write about himself wherever possible. Even in the books that weren’t filled with his quotations, but claimed to be about unrelated topics, he always sought to draw some connection to himself in a flattering and bolstering manner, no matter how tangential it came across when it came to the supposed topic at hand.
These books contained an overwhelming confidence of self-expression, a self-image and an ego that towered impossibly high above anything else, the seeming ability to write even the most barefaced lies into reality from quill being placed to paper.
It all came across as rather delusional, almost like a desperate plea to anyone who would listen to indulge in the fantasy of the so-called all-importance of Brainy Smurf. With a proclaimed greatness so immense that it would eclipse anything and everything in its path, it was a marvel that a smurf like that could ever hope to live up to the image being projected. What a crash it would be if an egoistic tower like that were ever to fall. No choice but to build it ever higher, make it stronger, reinforce it, take preventative measures against the risks of such a thing.
And for the very first time, he finally felt like he truly understood.
Oh, Brainy...
You wanted greatness. You wanted to live up to the level of genius that you always strived for. You wanted to live up to your name.
You wanted to be better. Better than everyone. You wanted it all.
And when you couldn't have that... You couldn't take it. You couldn't stand to see yourself coming up short of what you wanted. The tantalising gap between your aspirations and your reality.
If your reality couldn't measure up, you would simply change that reality to suit yourself. If you couldn't win the respect and admiration of all the other smurfs... You could simply respect and admire yourself in their place.
You couldn't face the way that falling short of your own expectations made you feel, the potential self-hatred that could be born from it. The ego of the self can be such a fragile thing. So you simply... didn't face it.
An act of self-preservation. You refused to indulge in self-loathing of any kind, as you knew such a thing would be of no ultimate benefit to you and your goals in life. Better to just be confident, it makes everything so much easier.
And besides, if not even you could like yourself... Then who would?
You needed someone in your corner, and that someone had to be you.
You took all of your doubts...
All of your insecurities...
And buried them away deep inside, where no one would ever find them.
Not even you.
(Especially not you.)
You scrubbed it all from your very essence as much as you possibly could so none of it would get in your way.
And I guess that's part of where I spawned from, huh?
The self-criticism that you neglected to nurture, but in a sense had always been there nonetheless, on some level of awareness, deeply locked away in the recesses of your mind.
Each and every time the smurfs refused to go along with the world you created for yourself, instead trying to take it apart, to topple it - criticising you, calling out your incompetence, making cutting remarks, expressing contempt… Maybe all of it had been hitting home after all. But it was all just more things that you had to ignore, more things you couldn’t allow to get in your way, more things to be dismissed and buried… It was easier and more convenient that way.
“Rainy?”
“Ah… Miss Smurfette. Mr Clumsy. Sorry, I didn’t notice…”
Miss Smurfette looked him over. “You know, it’s so strange seeing you… here. Holding one of his books. It’s hard not to… You look just like him.”
“Miss Smurfette… Why do you still carry his essence?” Rainy asked. It wasn’t asked with the same underlying judgement that would have been there before - it was a genuine question. He no longer doubted there were pertinent reasons, but he wanted to hear them directly from her.
“Huh? Well… I don’t have much choice. Papa Smurf hasn’t been able to find another solution,” came her initial reply. “But even if I could get rid of it right now… I wouldn’t, and neither would Hefty or Jokey, I’m sure. After all… In a way, it’s the last thing we have left of Brainy right now. We’re not just going to throw it away.”
“But why doesn’t it seem to bother you, not being able to be you?” Rainy pressed.
Miss Smurfette sat down beside him on the floor. “I never stopped being me.”
Mr Clumsy tripped, falling just short of colliding with the two of them directly. “Ahah, yep! Smurfette’s still Smurfette all the way through. I knew Brainy an’ I knew Smurfette before, and Smurfette right now is not Brainy at all, even with the essence she’s still just Smurfette!”
Miss Smurfette nodded. “I’m different, yet I’m still me. A little bit like another version of Smurfette perhaps… But still Smurfette all the same.”
“And it doesn’t bother you at all?”
“Not really. I don’t mind the way I am, I just mind the different treatment the other smurfs give me now. If you ask me, it’s really highlighted some spectacular double-standards that I am endeavouring to bring to everysmurf’s attention. But there’s pros and cons to the whole situation. For one thing, in some ways I’m a lot more confident now. I feel capable of so many things that I never thought about before.”
Yes, there were some things that could be said about Brainy Smurf. He tended not to hesitate when it came to his own abilities. He was self-assured and he spoke his mind and he was loathe to be needlessly pushed around. If Miss Smurfette, Mr Hefty and Mr Jokey were anything to judge by, he was the one who tended to prefer doing the pushing around, in fact.
If Miss Smurfette really had managed to keep being herself in spite of everything… If she claimed there were pros as well as cons, if she claimed that the situation brought more confidence with it… Wasn’t he at least just a little curious about what he could become, of what his own potential might be if he decided to…
He could easily go the rest of his life carrying on just as he was. There was nothing stopping him. He was himself, his own self, and that was undeniable.
But did he want to turn his back on all that had happened before, all that had come before him? What might he have been missing or missing out on, what might he be able to develop into that he couldn’t reach just as he was right now?
He could see it, now. The reflection in the water, the hint of the foreign world that could be beyond the surface… and the part he played in it all. He was not Brainy, but part of him seems to have originated from parts of himself that Brainy had refused to acknowledge, and he, too, had refused to acknowledge any connection to Brainy in turn. They’d even fallen into making some very similar mistakes, but in opposite directions in a sense. When you move away from a reflection, the reflection moves away from you in turn, drawing you both further and further apart. And yet, every move is copied all the same.
If I’m partly the things you refused to acknowledge, then no wonder I refused to acknowledge that I might have any overlap with you.
Rainy liked to think that he, unlike Brainy, would not indulge in delusional thinking. He always endeavoured to be honest not only with others, but also with himself. While it was true that he was very honest with himself about many things, the idea that he would be happy continuing as he was upkeeping Mr Mildrew’s household… That was all just a fabrication he’d been telling himself, wasn’t it?
When he hadn’t liked the circumstances he’d been faced with, he’d simply chosen to distort his view of the circumstances until they did resemble something he wanted. Is that something that might have been passed on to him from Brainy, too? How much else might he and Brainy have in common that he’d refused to consider?
In a way, Brainy was like a strange, distorted refraction of himself, and vice versa. They were so very different, and yet you could find that overlap all the same.
There was surely a history attached to this house of Brainy’s and all of the possessions within. A history that Rainy couldn’t begin to guess at, and one that he had no connection to at all. None of Brainy’s life was truly his own history, but he could choose to make it part of his history.
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“We don’t want to force you to do anything you don’t want to do, Rainy, so I want to make sure once more that this is what you really want,” Mr Papa told him.
“Yes, it is.”
Mr Papa nodded. “Whenever you’re ready.”
He was ready. He was a little nervous, but he was ready all the same.
“You’ll still be you, remember,” Mr Clumsy said by his side.
“Just… a different version of me,” Rainy finished.
Mr Jokey, Mr Hefty and Miss Smurfette had already linked arms; they were just waiting for him now. All the smurfs had gathered around in anticipation. He turned to look back at Mr Clumsy once more and received a reassuring smile. He smiled back at him in turn and with that, he went over and joined the circle.
The spell was cast and everyone’s shade of blue changed. Three smurfs’ skin lightened to the standard smurf colour and the fourth’s darkened considerably, and then all four of them collectively fell about on the ground, groaning heavily.
“Ouughhhhh…” He clutched at his head. One long, unbroken line of memories all falling into place. He’d been Brainy Smurf all the way up until his ‘essence’ had been taken away, and then he’d been Rainy Smurf. And now… Well, he supposed the name “Brainy” was not a particularly apt one. But he’d been known as Brainy Smurf far, far longer than he’d been known as Rainy Smurf… He supposed he could still make the original name work, because it did have more than a hundred years of history attached to it that he remembered now, and he couldn’t just ignore that. Instead of the title being an assertion, it would simply serve to be more of… an aspiration. A mark of what he was always working towards, not what he had managed to achieve.
He’d always stood out a fair bit in the village thanks to his glasses, but now his skin was the deepest blue that anysmurf’s had ever been, and he was the only one with the different shade now. Two different essences coexisting, but from every angle he looked at it, he was no one but himself, just as it should be. A different version of himself. But entirely himself.
He was still lying on the ground groaning – Smurfette, Hefty and Jokey had already managed to get back on their feet. The smurfs crowded around him and Clumsy pulled him into a hug.
“I still remember all of it,” Hefty sighed. “I still remember everything from when I had Brainy’s essence… It was just like ‘another me’. Different. It was okay at the time, but I’m glad to be back to the me that I was before all this happened.”
Papa Smurf nodded. “That is to be expected. You retain those memories, and they don’t transfer across with the return of the essence, it seems.”
“Did the memories from before this all happened return?” Clumsy asked him just by his ear as he continued to hug him, excited.
“Clumsy…” he suddenly became aware of the fact that it had been a long, long time since he had said that name without prefacing it with a “Mr”. He smiled as he continued to speak. “…As much as I like you, you do ask the silliest questions sometimes.”
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The End
(To be followed by a brief epilogue)
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