#britian countryhumans

[toasty-draws-stuff]

Uk chilling CH

Hope you guys like this!

(Srry 4 not Posting so much ☹️)

[chaoticprussia]

this can only go poorly…

[bro0klyn3]

Russia: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Amercia : Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Amercia : *closes a cabinet* *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* Britain: What was that? Amercia : The sound of someone else's problem.

Amercia : Britain told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.

New York: Are you drinking enough water? Amercia : Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

Russia: So, I've been thinking Amercia - Amercia : That's dangerous.

Taiwan: What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold? China: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

*Que China chasing Taiwan*

[k1ng0k]

Did America and Britain/England dress up in dresses like their soldiers during WW2? Absolutely curious.

Because America joined near the end of WW2, he didn’t spend much time wearing any military uniforms but instead more business, fashionable clothing (1930/40’s). Unlike UK/ Britain who wore military uniforms (majority Sergeant) since the start and end of WW2.

[isimplyadoreyou]

13 COLONIES DRAWING X3

[caramelakaramel]

"Country-humans?"

According to the Oxford dictionary, a country is defined as "a nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory." But what happens when countries are humanized by a bunch of ignorant preteens who failed world history?

Some of the countries are supposed to be the children of their colonizers. I guess that means the countryhumans reproduce with each other like real humans, which prompts too many logistical errors.

The fandom headcannons that the United States is the child of Britain and France, because those are the two countries who played the largest role in colonizing the US. New Netherland, founded by the Dutch, later became New York after the British assumed control in 1664. Spain didn't cede Florida until the Adams-Onis treaty of 1819. So, did Britian have an affair with Spain and the Netherlands or some shit? And then France discovered he was keeping side hoes and that's what started the French and Indian war, or something?

What about the territory the United States acquired from Mexico in the Mexican-American war? I guess the US just forcefully amputated one of Mexico's limbs. Russia sold his arm (Alaska) in 1867. Or maybe, since "state-humans" also exist, it was human (anthropomorphic state??) trafficking.

What's the deal with countries splitting? Czechoslovakia ripped himself (herself? itself?? No idea how they decide the genders.) in half to form Czechia and Slovakia?

What happens when one country isn't universally recognized because of land disputes? Ex. Israel considers itself a country. Some other countries consider Israel a country. Some countries don't. Does Israel just not exist to some of the countryhumans? Do they give him the silent treatment?

Why do people treat the Third Reich and Germany like two separate countries when they're just Germany in different time periods under different systems of government? Same thing with the Soviet Union and Russia. Did all the former Soviet satellite states morph into Russia during Soviet occupation?

The Red Cross is an international aid organization. Not a country. NATO is an alliance. Not a country. The European Union is a... European Union. Not a country. Why do they have sentience?

Then there are the ships. Lord God Almighty, have mercy on our souls. Ukraine x Russia. Israel x the Third Reich. The Third Reich x Poland x the Soviet Union. Enemies to lovers should not include a country who has fallen victim to crimes against humanity at the other's hands.

This is my life now. Stating things that should be obvious in Tumblr posts. Yesterday, it was "adults who engage in sexually inappropriate behavior around children are bad." Today, it is to not ship the victims of the Holocaust with Nazi Germany.

[inkthemandrake]

This was a redraw of this wales drawing

I made a few tweeks like clothing wise but im hecking proud of it!

[draculas-fem-aro-husbando]

I finished it :)I hope you guys like it.By the way happy Canada Day:)

[stellawolfe30]

COUNTRYHUMANS TIIIIMMEE

britian isnt americas real mom

only adopted 

north america and spain

cause like spain helped columbus when britian wouldnt

[toasty-draws-stuff]

British Empire :)

I hope yall like It

[incorrect-countryhumans]

russia: god, this place is awful.

russia: am i in hell...?

great britain: if you were in hell, you'd be on a throne and the devil himself would be packing his fucking bags.

[sh3llysh00]

Can we please get some domestic married chimerica headcanons? I can't get enough of these two

There was also an anonymous ask that asked for the same, so I'll just combine them here. Apologies to the anon if you're no longer following, but I'm combining the asks here ^^

This will be specifically chimerica headcanons alone, if anyone wants hetalia headcanons or some big three headcanons, you can also ask for those, but yeah, we're doing primarily Countryhumans chimerica headcanons :] (I don't ship the hetalia China and ame XP)

- Since I like irony, they got married during the trade wars (somewhere between 2018-present), I'm very smart and funny /j

- Their honeymoon consisted of taking eachother to their Countries and giving them a tour to authentic and historical sights that are typically not well known, I think it'd be a good opportunity to get to know eachother's history and bring eachother to restraunts or stores they love :)

- I've said this before, but they both love to cook, although China is definitely the professional. Ame more does it as a hobby and love language, while China takes it very seriously.

- I haven't mentioned it in any other headcanons but uhhh human names, Ame is Adrian Franklin and China is Lin Cheng

- Even when Ame has already gone through plenty of surgery and therapy, gender dysphoria, as well as the very prominent transphobia in the US, still gets to them. But China will always be there to comfort her. He knew Ame before she started transitioning, and was one of the first Countries to accept her, even before Britian, her own sister.

- Yeah Britian was transphobic for a while and still called her a man for years, big lose, fuck her >:(

- They love eachother so much it's disgusting 🙄 they cuddle and give eachother smooches it's nasty

- They love sharing their own history and culture with eachother, down to every detail and aspect of it. They'll talk and laugh about it with eachother for hours

- That doesn't mean they don't fight tho. They made a promise to keep politics out of it, but one of them (most of the time Ame) will slip up and it'll end up in an argument

- Ame struggles with admitting her own faults, it really depends on what mood she's in. Remember, they have bipolar depression, so sometimes they can have episodes where everyone else is wrong and should listen to her, or episodes where everything is her fault and she's the worst Country in the world.

- Ame will do or say the stupidest shit, and China will fall in love all over again. He's moransexual.

- Ame, drinking strawberry milk: "Y'know sometimes I wonder where strawberry cows come from, especially since brown cows make chocolate milk, right?? So where do strawberry cows come from?" China, serious and genuine: "God, I'm so glad I married you."

- They love playing family nintendo games together :] They own a wii

- Cenria is their daughter, I think I've mentioned them before, I could make another post about her as well. She's changed a lot since her last design, haha. But she's very rebellious, but well-meaning. Very gen-z.

- I can't think of anything else, I'm tired :(

[k1ng0k]

[inkthemandrake]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 - Maen Ddrwg Gen I... Lloegr // "I am so sorry... England."

Wales has been doing their first marches for independence in years and I dont think the larger country will take this very well..

[iichiigoo]

I havent done making countryhumans for a very long time so heres UK or great britian ^o^ . . . . . . #countryhumans #countryhuman #countryhumanuk #countryhumangreatbritain #countryhumanbritain #watercolor_art #watercolor https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Gzr7EBS6E/?igshid=1d354pce8o7x

[inkthemandrake]

Dumb comic time about the smallest country ever and his dad older friends next door.

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