#brmmmmm.....

[flowerfreya]

A lowlevel mafia man took my baby!

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This is really just for fun lol. CW:Kidnapping Reader is in debt to a mafia boss (not Price) and when the low level mafia men come in with Price's baby , the reader makes a decision

“You took who?”, you exclaim.

“James Puck”, the dumbasses say. They look over at you like you’re the one being annoying. They are holding what looks to be a three year old boy, dressed in a mini-suit, like they just took him from church service. He is the calmest baby you have ever seen. He’s just looking around, observing everything, and soon he’s going to figure out that his father is not here. And he’s going to throw a fit. 

“Why?” , you ask. Like who’s dumbass idea was this. Taking a mob boss's son in the middle of the day is not the smartest idea. At.all. 

“What the boss wanted”, they shrug. God you hate it here. 

You got dopped into being across this empire by accident and maybe by desperation. You really needed money,so you signed your life away. At least only for three years. You’ve been doing odd jobs at the house for the past two years, just cleaning up and picking up groceries. You haven’t been paid since you were because according to your “boss”, you’re paying off your debt, you know it’s bullshit but the way your credit was looking you wouldn’t have gotten a loan for the amount you needed. 

The baby starts crying an hour later , dumb and dumbass look flustered. The are holding it like they don’t know what to do with him. 

They look over to you, “you're a woman, you know what to do”, handing you the child, and then walking out.

You automatically feel that his diaper is wet and probably has been for a long time and he’s probably hungry too. Inside the kitchen , you look in the pantry to see if there is anything that he can eat , that hopefully won’t cause any allergic reaction if he has any. 

“Here comes the airplane”, the spoon coming from up high and a brmmmmm making James giggle. 

You’ve been trying to distract James for the past three hours and nothing is working. You’ve tried to hold in sitting on the couch, walking around with him, even giving him some warm milk. Nothing is working. 

From upstairs you hear your boss yell, “shut him up!”. 

You roll your eyes, “Oh, I’ll shut him up alright”. Then you come up with another idea. Maybe you could just return him.

~

Muttering to yourself as you try to sneak out of the compound is a bit of an issue. The kid won’t stop crying and it’s going to alert them if you can’t shut him up. 

You're not really a mothering type. You're probably holding the baby wrong and the diaper is on backwards. 

“What do I need to do for you to be quiet”, you say to the baby. Like it will talk to you when it cries in an answer, you nod to the baby, “I should have known that”. 

You just start moving as quickly as possible thinking …maybe if you move fast enough people will think it's an animal crossing in the night. 

Finally getting past the gate and getting on the main road , you start just walking along the road, hoping that the 141 gang is just driving around looking for the mob boss's baby. Hearing a car coming fast down the road and skrrrting next to you. 

“Oi!!”, you look over and see a man with a skull mask holding a gun and of course it's pointed at you. You mean you're not surprised, since you're the one walking around with James Puck Price. 

“Hi”, you lower yourself so you can see through the window and do a small wave, ”I think I have what your baby”, and then you lift up the baby, so he can see him. 

“Get in the fucking car”, he growls at you. 

“Yeah , of course”, you slide into the back of the car. Looking around, “Do you have a car seat or anything”, pointing to the child, “we do have a baby in here”. 

Looking at you through the rearview mirror, “that is the least of your worries” ,he says.

[thuganomxcs]

text prompts / accepting / @theothervonkarmagirl​ : [text] I will not hesitate to strangle you *followed by an angry rabbit sticker*

"I swore if I didn't make a promise that I wouldn't mess yo guys up I'd-" BRRMMMM BRMMMMM. The sound of his cellphne vibrating within his pockets interupts his statement before kicking the bully down onto his back, then stomping onto the boy's chest to keep him stationary and maybe jst a LITTLE in pain as he reads the message. "Wonder what I did this time."

[Thumbelina] - I will not hesitate to strangle you ／( ≧ x ≦ )＼

[Me] - Now before we get into 4play [Me] - What'd I do?.

[athenepromachos]

Beardyman or Superbeard........😍

[mousegirl-cheerleader]

Is there anything better than sitting in the car with the radio on and the bass boost on max

[squigglebug]

Don't be shy, follow the blog

[pepapepi72]

Brmmmmm brmmmmm 🛵🛵

[wickedlehane]

//ooc; i was totes gonna do replies tonight but then i had an alcohol and my brain went brmmmmm

but I literally have NOTHING scheduled for the whole weekend so i’ll get back to that tomorrow! <3 <3

[nenoteo]

cada vez ke entraba a tumblr de mi celular la musica se paraba y sonaba brmmmmm. busque si habia opciones de silenciar los anuncios y salia GO AD FREE 5.45€ al mes . automaticamente pense CHAU BYE . prefiero soportar eso indefinidamente antes ke pagarle a tumblr. pero luego pense POR QUE prefiero eso? si estuviese en la calle y viese una cosa por 5 euros la compraria tranquilamente pero como es pagarle a una pagina web me cierro? acaso no vale mi tranquilidad mas que 5 euros? acaso importa mas 5 euros que poder usar mi tumblr de manera contenta y entretenida? y la verdad tambien pense: estoy muy agradecida con tumblr por todo lo que me ha regalado todo lo que he aprendido vivido todo lo que me ha inspirado y reconfortado. mi gratitud es mucho mayor que 5 euros entonces se los regalo con cariño

[fourbulliesandacookie]

Brmmmm brmmmmm vrmmmmm. I’m sporting my biker shirt today. #imamotorcycle #brmmmm #bikerdeuce #likefatherlikeson #deucethediapeydog #fourbulliesandacookie #englishbulldog #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CVnfa5Xrobp/?utm_medium=tumblr

[smonkweeds]

Brmmmmmm brmmmmm

[flowerfreya]

Return Him

Just trying gauge if the people will like this, I saw a tiktok of peaky blinder and the edit of when the charlie went missing and how that effects them , but like where did they take him and that where reader comes in.

lmk if yall like it

“You took who?”, you exclaim.

“James Puck”, the dumbasses say. They look over at you like you’re the one being annoying. They are holding what looks to be a three year old boy, dressed in a mini-suit, like they just took him from church service. He is the calmest baby you have ever seen. He’s just looking around, observing everything, and soon he’s going to figure out that his father is not here. And he’s going to throw a fit. 

“Why?” , you ask. Like who’s dumbass idea was this. Taking a mob boss's son in the middle of the day is not the smartest idea. At.all. 

“What the boss wanted”, they shrug. God you hate it here. 

You got dopped into being across this empire by accident and maybe by desperation. You really needed money,so you signed your life away. At least only for three years. You’ve been doing odd jobs at the house for the past two years, just cleaning up and picking up groceries. You haven’t been paid since you were because according to your “boss”, you’re paying off your debt, you know it’s bullshit but the way your credit was looking you wouldn’t have gotten a loan for the amount you needed. 

The baby starts crying an hour later , dumb and dumbass look flustered. The are holding it like they don’t know what to do with him. 

They look over to you, “you're a woman, you know what to do”, handing you the child, and then walking out.

You automatically feel that his diaper is wet and probably has been for a long time and he’s probably hungry too. Inside the kitchen , you look in the pantry to see if there is anything that he can eat , that hopefully won’t cause any allergic reaction if he has any. 

“Here comes the airplane”, the spoon coming from up high and a brmmmmm making James giggle. 

You’ve been trying to distract James for the past three hours and nothing is working. You’ve tried to hold in sitting on the couch, walking around with him, even giving him some warm milk. Nothing is working. 

From upstairs you hear your boss yell, “shut him up!”. You roll eyes, “Oh, I’ll shut him up alright”. Then you come up with another idea. Maybe you could just return him.

[seoulky0]

Brmmmmmm brmmmmm

[athenepromachos]

Brmmmmm...... this is mine

And also..... 😉😉

[legendarynotary]

Brmmmmmm brmmmmm

[traditionally-nihilistic]

Brmmmmmm brmmmmm

[impossiblydarkgardener]

Brmmmmmm brmmmmm