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shan-yee · 5 months

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𝗦𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲

𝗩𝗦 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗸 1

(Couldn’t stop thinking about that 🧍🏻‍♀️

Bro wasn’t joking-)

#i lost my blog #i’m a shit #x reader #smut #mortal kombat #mk1 #mk1 2023 #mk smoke #tomas vrbada #tomas vrbada x reader #mortal kombat 1 #madam bo #bro wasn’t joking #smoke x reader #smoke x you #smoke fanfic #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat memes

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kairithemang0 · 1 month

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April 26th will forever be spy day, a spies are forever holiday where we appreciate gay spies. mark next years calendars and also give us some god damn amazing fanart/fics/any piece of media

#spies are forever #Deadass gonna forget I posted this next year #Gonna put a reminder in my phone about it anyways tho #for the funnies #tin can bros #tin can brothers #tcb spies are forever #this is partially a joke #but also like it would be neat if it wasn’t and this became an actual thing

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kavehater · 2 months

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I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”

#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isn’t implied because #if you actually look into our culture they’re being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means they’re 💅#in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him #is the most Arab thing I’ve ever seen #heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldn’t be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house ☠️#goddamn #“if you look in the internet you can see how they’re implied!🤓☝️”#maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when I’m handing this to you for free you wouldn’t be your mistake #your mums greatest mistake 🤗🤗🤗*#dora daily #if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to #observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place 🙀#let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( I’m so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing #basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life don’t do that to my pookies ☹️#( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively )#guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasn’t ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap #LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable #anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu they’re the most canon things I’ve ever seen in my life #<- this is a joke btw it’s an ironic ship I saw on tiktok ☠️

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rainymoodlet · 10 months

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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Ep. Twelve] Good Eats!

[henry, over the walkies] why am I hearing so much radio chatter? [camerman #1] (static) dan turned off his microphone! [henry] what!? [cameraman #1] i don't know!! i heard something about a llama, then they went outside and he turned his mic off!!! is he allowed to do that!?

The night was going smoothly (but for some hiccups with a few jokes that didn't land), right up until Ezra - in an effort for keeping up with his string of humor - implied that Daniel's mother was a llama. In-game, Dan cursed and stood up from the table - here, we see the exact moment that the smile dropped from his face.

The minute they got outside, Dan clicked his microphone off. Though we can't hear what exactly he explained to Ezra about why the joke bothered him, clearly it was enough to bring a Sincere Apology out of our poor aspiring star.

@kawaiishitty they didn't end on a poor note!! But Ezra's jokes definitely did a number to their bars. 🥺

[ Part 2/2 ] 🌹

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #ezra ruiz by kawaiishitty #||#HOOOO MAN. 🙏 ezra’s literally like ‘bro easy it was just a joke’#but if dan has One Topic you don’t approach - it’s his mother #even the simplest yo mama joke thrown at a bar will have his hand around your throat i’m not kidding fjdhfjd #when i saw the ‘listen to joke’ in dan’s queue and clicked on ezra and saw IMPLY MOTHER IS A LLAMA #i just… i bout collapsed #so daniel did turn off his mic which was my excuse not to write but #he didn’t explain many things In Detail but he did explain #that he was sorry for his reaction but he had to hear his father ridicule his mother for his entire life and #the blank space he has before they (his mom and siblings) left his dad still bothers him #things were said he wasn’t there to protect her from or stand up for her against #so he’s Very Sensitive even though he rarely talks abt his family #he apologized and ezra was horrified by what vague info he got #and he did Sincerely Apologize in-game it was precious #but wahhhh big emotional bias here but watching daniel hug someone bc they feel bad for how they hurt him #and comfort them instead of receive comfort (even though that is what ezra intends here which AIGHHH) is just heartbreakin to me #look at his eye in that last post this man has SEEN AND LOST THINGS…#but bwuh bless you ezra you genuine and precious sweetheart #it’s not your fault baby!!! :’(((#I REALLY EXPECTED THEM TO KISS I’M STILL. FCKING THROWN BY THIS

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camifornilla · 10 months

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Uhhhh I watched My Adventures With Superman and

Honestly, to summarize:

Additionally,

#for legal purposes this is a joke #I’m gonna have to add this addendum to all of my posts so I don’t get more bullshit in my DMs #white haired anime boiz are my KRYPTONITE #(pun intended)#If you thought I wasn’t gonna go cuckoo bananas over this man y’all were WRONF #slutty Slutty hoe behavior in the Camille realm rn #I’ve spent like 3 episodes on my phone looking for Slade Wilson content #(from this show)#(grown ass child molesting slade can stay 40 feet away from me)#comic bros plz stay away from my post do not talk to me #I will report you for harassment so fuckin quick #Slade Wilson #Deathstroke #DC Comics #my adventures with superman #Superman

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mainenorth · 6 months

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thinking about the fact that my fan continuity is a little bit too much like the bible

#yknow i wasn’t joking abt sixshot’s cain and abel thing #jacks thoughts from the moon #transformers #macadam #macadams #how many fucking c’s are in macadam??#maccadam #maccadams #religious imagery #raised christian #i can’t get the church out of my veins no matter how hard i try #womp womp #honestly #fan continuity #if i’m gonna keep talking about it then i need to give it an actual tag bro #cause it’s getting kinda crazy and i want to talk about it #religious themes

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badolmen · 11 months

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Despite never explicitly coming out as transgender/making any indication that I used other pronouns my brother has started to they/them me and it’s a beautiful thing.

#ra speaks #personal #I am explicitly an Any Pronouns kinda person bc. multigender too difficult to explain to ppl. so new pronouns from ppl I’ve known are fun.#on one hand I know he was in a toxic Conservative Podcast Guys phase a few years ago #but tbh???? since his shitty gf dumped him+he finally could make friends at school without her badgering him he’s seemed more well adjusted #like we drove together a few years back and had a long convo abt transgenderism #and while I wasn’t fully accepting of myself then/we didn’t but heads in any kind of ‘oh we are on completely different sides’#he tended toward a more conservative/transmed/‘pronouns are pronouns (transphobic)’ kinda vibe #so for him to be they/theming me? even in private convos/jokes? that’s a very comforting sign from the bro who I had a convo w a few years #ago. :’] I hope I’m not reading too into things and he really is growing as a person

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merriclo · 10 months

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went to see the barbie movie a few days ago and hm. weird

#spoilers for the tags and also a slight little rant #for a movie all about girls and woman it sure was all about men #and made a pregnant woman the butt of the joke just bc she was pregnant #and there’s a whole segment at the beginning where a barbie is all ‘my emotions make me stronger =)’ and then later barbie just gives up #and sobs on the ground #a character calls barbie ‘white savior barbie’ after she did literally nothing to be called a white savior #and later that same character goes ‘that’s cultural appropriation’ when her DAD tries to learn spanish bc her MOTHER SPEAKS SPANISH.#their whole patriarchy plot was weird and dumb and preachy and poorly executed #and overall he plot was just.. messy ig?? idk it was a weird experience #it also felt like mattel giving themselves a pat on the back for diversity that they (to my knowledge) do not have #and everything with the kens was odd and weird and unnecessary #it was so preachy and then it turned around and did the exact opposite thing #i thought this movie was going to be about how barbie is an intergenerational experience for so many woman #and that she brings together so many woman no matter their differences #and it was almost that. esp at the beginning #and then it turned into a weird hypocritical messy story that really had no memorable message or theme #and bro ken was so badly written. everything was badly written but especially ken.#anyways there was a wonderful scene where barbie told an old lady that she was beautiful and she replied with ‘i know’#which would be lovely if the main reason Barbie was on her quest wasn’t because she was getting cellulite and on the path to becoming ‘ugly’#uhhhshfjks yeah bad movie. lots of weird messy things.#this is more than a slight little rant oopsies #my bad i’m opinionated #this isn’t even the half of it too lmao #negativity #rant #ranting #allan and weird barbie were great tho #and the acting costumes set effects cinematography etc. were outstanding #it’s just the writing that was Fucked #there were absolutely good things but so much of it was just. hm. idk i can’t rlly explain in just he tumblr tags that well lmaoo

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poppyseed799 · 11 months

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Confession that will get me cancelled: I will sometimes reference super mario logan videos cuz I used to watch some. and they were honestly really funny if you ignored the problematic bits.

#I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE. but some of those jokes have stuck with me for years.#UNIRONICALLY THE EPISODES HAD A REALLY GOOD FORMULA. LIKE WTF.#I’m not getting over the episode where they were gonna fail the test but Cody let them copy his test #and then the teacher said ‘you did really great Cody!’ he said ‘I got an A?’ the teacher said ‘yeah on all 3 of them!’#‘YOU IDIOTS COPIED MY N A M E TOO?????’ bro that was hilarious 😭😭😭#also the episode where Junior believed the Sun was a planet. bro. the plot twist that they sent him to the sun not because they believed him #but because they thought a kid stupid enough to believe you could land on the sun deserved to be sent to it 😭😭😭 WTFF #there are some episodes I remembered really liking but I don’t remember why #and as much as I’d like to rewatch them I… don’t think I can……..#I think if I went to rewatch old SML videos I’d be shot #also the journey to find the specific episodes would probably be a disaster #anyways that is my confession. I do not support SML or the problematic things in the episodes I liked.#it was just genuinely really funny and clever sometimes. unfortunately. I only watched it cuz my siblings did. side note all the special ed #kids in highschool loved it and I was confused cuz I was also a special ed kid who had seen it like. how did this ableist bs gain such an #autistic following. I’m telling you it’s because the episode formulas were actually really good. this sucks. I wish it wasn’t so problematic

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dennistakesamentalhealthday · 1 year

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not going to write out the essay forming in my head but it’s so crazy to me like i know my vision of dennis is not universal and is mostly influenced by me thinking it’s fun to woobify him with fellow tumblrinas but it’s like…..how are people watching the whole show and thinking he is actually cold hearted angry and calculated and a genius potentially a secret serial killer and that this extends to his relationship with the gang…like idk it’s just funny to me…..there is so much in the show that goes against that

#like I get how he has been characterised across certain seasons but bro glenn himself disagrees…..#also even when the show does play w that it’s like…..#my brain isn’t working bc I might have covid btw #but like. to me all the jokes that allude to those things are more complex than just oh he’s this and that #or oh he might be!!! we never know!!#and at the end of the day there’s so much characterisation that tells us he’s ultimately not those things/could not be those things #he’s a dumbass!! he’s insecure!!!#there are thoughts in my brain rn about this that I can’t articulate on account of the possible covid #like I know the dennis in my head is not the canon dennis. I like to get silly with it #but his vulnerability and his insecurity and dumbassery and his masking as THERE and not exactly subtle!!!#ultimately people can read him however they want but ultimately this is abt how insane it is to me #that ppl actually thought he wanted mac to die from the nuts and was disappointed that he wasn’t….like BRO #I think this + the idea that the gang cannot change AT ALL is like….actually let’s unpack this #need to take a nap or smth #and then make tumblr essays about the piss and shit show #also btw when I say this I’m not like. disregarding the times he HAS been violent and dangerous #I’m just saying this particular reading is funny to me bc girl it’s more complicated than that #anyways. nap time

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bbunnyboyy · 7 months

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Pav made a joke that he was polyamorous today and when I tell you I almost when batshit 😭

#he keeps doing these things that make me go insane when he knows I like him 😭#started calling me hun and shit what is bro doing #I hope on everything that it wasn’t actually a joke (it is he loves his wife more than life)#pls pls pls pls pls be polyamorous Plssss #teacher crush #tc community #teacher attachment

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nocturna1sea · 7 months

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My Halloween morning

#art #drawing #my art #my drawing #draw #digital drawing #digital illustration #ibispaint #animation #halloween #so me and my brother take the bus to school #when we came there was no one dressed up but us and one girl #we felt cringe and embarrassed especially when it was like an anime costume (nothing wrong w jjk/anime but no one is going to know who we r)#so my brother was just repeating the same thing spreading negativity to me but bc they were kind of like jokes I just laughed it off #so I didn’t feel to uncomfortable but at least there were more dressed people on the next stop #plus bc we dressed up w his friends: bro his friend did not look like Gojo💀 he looked like a grandpa it was the jujutsu shorts when Gojo #says he’s teaching Megumi twinkle twinkle little star #also one of them bought a wig that he didn’t even used (thing is he spent $80 for the entire costume when it wasn’t necessary)#anyway my Halloween was fun except those parts where I felt a bit uncomfortable #btw if u couldn’t tell I was Maki and my brother Yuji #off topic: wtf it was Drake Bell this entire time in the Mexican version of the Masked Singer?#i know he moved to Mexico but it was just unexpected but kind of funny at the same time #anyway bye cuz idk what else to say also gn💀#for some reason I just want to spam this 💀 emoji after each sentence (well at least from the previous two)#ok bye this time

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worstloki · 2 years

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New favourite genre it’s called Thor pining for his younger brother for like a full bunch of centuries only for him to confess and Loki to be standing there having no clue like what

#Loki: wait WHAT #Thor: I like you. I’ve liked you for a while.#Loki: [literally zoning out rn. he thinks Thor is perfect so something like this doesn’t make any sense]#Thor: 🥺😭😭#love me some Thor feeling guilty about it on top of not having the perfect image he’s expected to #Thor: I know you’re my brother and I wouldn’t ever risk losing that but it’s the truth #Loki: (asexual and still thinks attraction is a joke) ok ok this is fine we can manage this #Thor: DONT TELL MOTHER #Loki: DO I LOOK LIKE IM GOING TO TELL ANYONE #thorki #Thor/Loki #huge fan of Loki being horrified bc he’s got bro feelings only but thinking bout it romantically and being like hmm maybe it wouldn’t be bad #anyway these bros are need to talk more #Loki: never doubt that I love you #Thor: (dying inside trying to no homo their relationship so hard) thanks.#Thor like I can’t tell him why the mourning hit me way harder than everyone else bc it would have anyway. *says we all mourned you*#Thor like wowoww my crush of 850 years came back from the death looking murderous... kinda hot tho #living the life tbh #if only it wasn’t his brother ya know #which becomes even funnier if he’s told they’re not brothers because it’s like.#wait so if you fools hadn’t adopted him we could’ve #Thor blaming Odin and Frigga for his failing love life is hilarious #Thor not being able to reject Loki as his brother even if they don’t share blood vs not wanting to be brothers bc that means he’s not wrong #Loki will be looking at Thor like he’s everything to him and Thor is there sweating like haha brother y doth Thou tempt me like this #loki: *literally oblivious. wonders why Thor is growing so mean over the centuries. feels like there’s a distance between them. sad.*#thor: WE ARE GOING HUNTING AND HAVE TO SHARE A TENT I AM NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THIS AGAIN #loki: why won’t he snuggle anymore :(#Thor will be like I have no choice in this situation but to speak the truth and confess and Loki is like YOU LIKE MEN?????????

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monster42069 · 1 year

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Lmao that made me realize how most of my friendships in school seriously started because I came across as bold and eccentric while also being known as one of the academic and artistic talents of our grades and therefore someone Safe that they could go to about problems with authority and other kids. Someone would have drama, and I’d be like oh well I’ll say something then. Someone was having problems at home and I was like ok well I’ll go home with you and pretend to have naive confusion about your fathers verbal abuse whichll make him uncomfortable, and you can spend time at my place to get away from it. Someone was threatened, so I showed up with them. Someone was scared, ok I’ll go with you or do it for you. Someone was kind of not the brightest with self preservation and making decisions that’d keep them out of trouble, ok hold my hand so I won’t let you get caught again. Someone had family with a lot of problems and emergencies, and I was seen as a reliable third party to reach out to. Honestly, it was wild because I felt like a mixture of a lot of other kid’s bigger brother/father figure but many of them had crushes on me or idolized me for helping them

#…#ahhahahahaha mid school friends called me big bro as a joke but. it wasn’t much of a joke #my phone would ring or ting and I’d stop reading and sigh like a mother who knows her child is causing problems again #and every time it was a friend who was way too dependent on me

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cafffine · 1 year

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just finished Gideon the Ninth .

#UMMMMMMM………………………………..#I wasn’t even done mourning palomedes and THEN!!????????#BRO AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE THE BODY IS THIS ISNT FUNNY THIS IS NOT A JOKE #’I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it.’ I genuinly wish I was dead #WAIT AND CAMILLA???? I HATE THIS!!!!!#I have no thoughts atm give me a min #tlt #double shot

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urleoo · 1 year

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look if ur a midget who’s tryna pick fights with me u can’t get mad when I spit in ur mouth

#Like I wasn’t joking when I said I’d make u my bitch bro #at least now u can use that mouth of urs for smth useful #anyways that’s how I get me a bf btw 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

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