#brocedes...

[isacksteban]

any time i remember this i consider jumping out of my window

[breadofsalvation]

men have one homoerotic rivalry and make it everyones problem for the rest of their life

[finifugue]

'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate

[anetherealpoetess]

brocedes lore is crazy. what do you mean nico interviewed alain prost on his podcast. they talk, they laugh, and then, when nico is wrapping the discussion up, as if it's nothing, prost says he hopes nico and lewis can make amends. the world goes on for everyone but nico. he is half-dead on the battlefield, struck through the heart, vision curling around the edges.

he chokes down the shock. he manages to say--oh, yeah, i'd be open to that, casually, as if he isn't split in two, as if the wound is not still fresh. then he begs the wizened old champion to tell him how does someone make amends with their former rival. 'doesn't someone need to apologise first?' his voice caught between bone-deep anxiety and yearning, between the need to keep his composure and the desperate hope that maybe it isn't too late for him to reconcile with lewis.

[irdkbutdontask]

My biggest fear is probably my parents finding out about my obsession with gay ships of any kind

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[twolanguages]

i decided to draw brocedes because i love suffering

[syzygyofeureka]

Can somebody write an ff abt it... a full-on divorce family drama...toxic family...nonchalant Kimi...brocedes arguing in court.😭😭

[classof2013-mitski]

a child of divorce that goes to the team when both parents left

[catboykratos]

[ddaelie]

[after 1644 photo drop. in the Rosbergs' living room. 4am]

Nico: *crying noises*

Nico: what are you doing in my house? *sob* what are you doing in my house?

Max: first of all, you need to become my teamma-...

[mistyrubis]

"i don't know how much you like each other but kimi and myself, we get along."

My roman empire: seb calling brocedes out on their bullshit drama. Seb, you little menace.

[blorbocedes]

nico: "every dream needs a team" i would've preferred reading 'every team needs a hero' or something cause we're celebrating lewis here, rather than every dream needs a team crofty: (blah blah explains why you can't win without the team) nico: ...ok. 😶 no i just think it's kinda about lewis this weekend.

nico rosberg, Abu Dhabi 24, lewis hamilton's final race with mercedes

[britney-rosberg06]

[parc-the-ferme]

nico rosberg really is the best f1 commentator currently because not only does he actually know what he's talking about but he's not afraid to make bitchy little comments and wax poetic about lewis hamilton like what more do you want