#brother zenith

[papa-emeritus-il-secondo]

*Zenith walked into the room, holding Tristan who was wearing a frog bucket hat, zenith looking ready to pass out.*

Little man wants to go shopping.

- @prime-mover-zenith

... Right. We'll go shopping while you get your rest.

[ask-omega-ghoul]

Hello Omega~

~ @brother-zenith

howdy.

[prime-mover-zenith]

Ah! Mi bello there you are, can you come by my office later evening? Cardinal left it a mess and I need an extra pair of hands, if you would be so kind, si?

-@papa-emeritus-terzo

//check pin post ✌️

Of course, Papa. Shall I bring anything else with me?

[menhir-ghoul]

Menhir! Hey. I need these tattooed.

*He smiled. Pointing to his neck that was absolutely covered in bite marks.*

- @cardinal-zenith

ya expect me to tattoo wounds?

[muwitch]

bhaalspawn to bhaalspawn communication @feniksido

[levisofa]

Green eyed stare

Oc on the left is @feniksido ‘s

[starry-skies-116]

Transformers Reboot Incorrect Quotes (but it's chaos™):

Samuel: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Bumblebee, via his speakers: Okay, but what is updog?

Heidi: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Mikaela: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Katya: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Jesse: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Samuel: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Mikaela: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Heidi: No, that's an updraft.An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Bumblebee, also via his speakers: What's a henway??

Samuel: Oh, about five pounds.

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Samuel: On a scale from ‘damn Daniel’ to ‘fre-sha-vaca-do’, how would you say you are feeling right now?

Mikaela: Ooh, that’s a tough one. I’d say I’m feeling in between ‘it’s an avocado, thanks’ and ‘how do you defeat Captain America’. Oh, but as a solid answer, I would say ‘I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger’. How about you, Heidi?

Heidi: Oh, me? Uhh… probably ‘road work ahead’. Bumblebee, communicating via text to Samuel’s phone: I speak many human languages, and this is none of them.

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Jesse, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Mikaela, pulling out an Uno Card: Plus four.

Heidi, pulling out a Pokemon Card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Samuel, pulling out a Yu-Gi-Oh Card: Blue eyes, white dragon!

Bumblebee, utterly perplexed, sending a text message to Samuel’s phone once more: Guys, what are we even playing anymore…? Katya, nonchalantly: Go-Fish.

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Samuel: My girlfriend’s too tall for me to kiss her on the lips… what do I do, guys? Ironhide: Punch her in the stomach. Then when she doubles over in pain, kiss her. Jazz: Tackle her!

Arcee: Grab her clothes and pull her down.

Wheeljack: Kick her in the shins!

Mikaela: Wh- oye, no to all of those! Just ask me to lean down, what is wrong with you people!

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Squad’s reactions to being told ‘I love you’:

Bumblebee via his radio: Thanks, fam!

Samuel: *crying and blushing* I love you too~!

Heidi: Sounds fake, but aight.

Mikaela: Oh, I know you do, cariño. After all, who wouldn’t~?

Katya: *An extremely flustered mess*

Jesse: Can I get a refund?

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Samuel: Bye Mikaela! Bye Heidi! Bye Katya! Bye Bumblebee! Bye Jesse! Bye Mikaela!

Jesse: You said 'bye Mikaela' twice.

Samuel: Because I love my goddess of a girlfriend.

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Samuel: Christmas lights?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Katya: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Mikaela: Santa suits?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Jesse: Shovel?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Heidi: Alibi and bail money?

Bumblebee, frantically beeping and doing a double take: Check - wait, WHAT?!

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Samuel: Time for plan G.

Mikaela: Don’t you mean plan B?

Samuel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Heidi: What about plan D?

Samuel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Katya: What about plan E?

Samuel: I’m hoping not to use it. Simmons has to be used as bait in plan E.

Bumblebee, chittering in pleasure and vibrating with excitement: I like plan E.

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Samuel: Heyooo~!  

Bumblebee, via radio, waving cheerily: Hiii~!  

Jesse: Greetings, Humans. 

Katya: Three kinds of people.  

Mikaela: I want pudding.  

Katya: Four kinds of people.  

Heidi: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?!

Katya: Five kinds of people.

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Mikaela: We need to distract these guys…

Samuel: Leave it to me!

Samuel: Centaurs have six limbs, and are therefore insects. Discuss.

The Agents: *Immediately begin arguing* 

Bumblebee, watching in horror, sending a text to Samuel’s phone: Oh, I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Mikaela: Samuel and I don’t use pet names.  

Heidi: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Mikaela: Honey?  

Samuel: Yes, love?  

Mikaela:  

Heidi: Do me a favor and don’t lie about these kinds of things again, heh.

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Samuel: Heidi, Mikaela and I were crossing the street, and some car drove by and honked at us. 

Optimus: *Sighing* What did Heidi do?  

Samuel: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...  

Heidi, nervously chuckling: Whooo wants a steering wheel~?

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Mikaela: Yo, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? Samuel: Oh, don’t endanger yourself like that, please.

 Bumblebee: You’re a hazard to society.

Heidi: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Samuel: Believe it or not, I was quite the nerd in school~! Jesse, rolling his eyes: I am pretty sure that is a surprise to absolutely no one.

Samuel, making a drinking tea gesture with a pinky sticking out: Whoop, there it is!

((Reference from Sanders Sides)) ______________________________________________________________

Ratchet, talking about human culture: I mean, seriously, who would want to live in a cartoon world, as a cartoon? Mikaela: OHHHH, MY GOODNESS~ THAT WOULD BE THE MOST EPIC THING~!!!

Ratchet, deadpan: Oh. Question answered.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: Oh, well. We tried, we failed, let’s go to sleep.

Ironhide: It’s literally 2 PM.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: People tell me I have a rather unique way of lighting up the room~! Arcee, sighing and pinching where the bridge of her nose would be: Human, it’s called ‘arson’ and those ‘people’ are Decepticons, a meager percentage of whom you’ve left as witnesses.

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Starscream: It’s a white flag, human, and you might as well start waving it~

Heidi, wild-eyed at the top of their lungs: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING COMRADES!

Samuel:

Mikaela:

Bumblebee:

The entirety of both the Autobots and the Decepticons:

Optimus: Good lord…

______________________________________________________________ ((That one episode be like)): Bumblebee: Hey, Prime, what would you say if I came home with, like… let’s say, three humans? Optimus: What’s in your cabin? Bumblebee:

Optimus, more calmly this time: What’s in your cabin, Bumblebee? Bumblebee: …I think you know.

______________________________________________________________ Sam, parking the car outside of a restaurant: Hey- Mikaela, Heidi, can you get us a table? Mikaela and Heidi in unison: Oh, sure thing!

[A few minutes later]

Mikaela and Heidi sprinting out of the restaurant, Mikaela carrying a table and law enforcement tailing close behind: BUMBLEBEE! START THE ENGINES!

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Barricade, negotiating with the Autobots: We have Heidi. Give us the boy and they will be returned unharmed. Optimus: Don’t do anything to them!

Barricade: I won’t, as long as you comply with our-

Optimus: No, I’m serious this time. Don’t do anything to them, Heidi!

Heidi, glaring at Barricade with a mischevious smile, already having freed themselves from their restraints: No promises~

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Samuel: No, no- c’mon, guys… he regrets his mistakes, so why not hear out whatever information he wants to give to us? Arcee: That… CANNOT be where the bar is!

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: Just you and me, big guy- two tickets to surprise city! I call dibs on window seat, by the way~

((Reference from Sanders Sides)) ______________________________________________________________

Mikaela, panicking: Help me, please, I beg of you- I told Samuel I’d cook dinner for all of us tonight but I can’t cook!

Jesse, pouring wine directly into the cereal bag: And, let me get this straight- you thought I, of all people, could help?

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Jesse: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Mikaela: You think I of all people know how to do that? Samuel: But I’m not… wearing a watch right now.

Heidi: Time is a construct created by us mortals to process the chaos of the world easier.

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Samuel, trying to ask Mikaela, his longtime best friend since childhood and his next-door neighbor, out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Samuel’s mother, Hualín from the back: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

((Reference from Mulan 1998))

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Starscream: Top ten reasons why the fleshling is coming with me! Number five will surprise you!

Heidi, already lugging out an oversized plasma rifle: Top ten anime deaths. Number one. YOUR SORRY ASS RIGHT NOW.

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Jazz, pulling out one of his flashcards on modern 2000’s human slang: D-W-I.

Heidi, with zero hesitation: Driving whilst intoxicated.

Jazz: N-No, ‘Deal with it’! What is wrong with you humans these days…!?

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Jesse, excited and surprised: Wait, the city’s theatre director’s in this!? Katya: Oh, no, his understudy’s going on tonight.

Jazz: And… who’s his understudy?

Katya, twirling gracefully and smiling: Meee~!

Bulkhead, sighing: Of course.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

______________________________________________________________ Heidi, smiling: Well, this all went spectacularly according to plan!

Optimus, raising a brow: Surely it didn’t.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Bumblebee: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘mad’ and ‘sad’? Jesse: Disgruntled, desolated, disappointed- Heidi, with a short pause to punctuate: Smad.

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Mikaela: Hey, Ratchet? Ratchet: Yes…? Mikaela: Can a human breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Ratchet:Ratchet: …Where’s Heidi?

Mikaela: *nervous whistling*

**gurgling and gasping noises being drowned out by the sound of the washing machine heard faintly in the distance**

Ratchet: …Mikaela, where is Heidi?

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Zenith (Decepticon Original Character): Are you sure this is the right way? Knockout: Certainly! I’m as sure as I am honest!

Shockwave: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

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((How one S1 EP1 moment would pan out))

Bumblebee: I really like this whole ‘good cop bad cop’ thing you have going on!

Mikaela: It’s not really an act, y’know. It’s just that I’m mean and Samuel isn’t.

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Samuel, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Mikaela: Hey.

Heidi: Wassup?

Jesse: Hello. Katya: Hi. Bumblebee: Hi~!

Samuel, facepalming: I gave you the keys to my place for emergencies only, what the dickens is all of this!? Katya: We were out of ice cream.

Samuel, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: You're lucky that you're my friends and I love you. ______________________________________________________________

Jesse: Nothing in life is free. 

Katya: Love is free! 

Mikaela: Adventure is free. 

Samuel: Knowledge is free. 

Heidi: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Samuel: Hey, what does ‘take-out’ mean…?

Katya: Food!

Mikaela: Dating. Jesse: Murder. Heidi: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward.

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Heidi: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Katya: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Jesse: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Mikaela: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Samuel: I was dragged into joining in on the dumb stuff.

Bumblebee: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Heidi: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses!

Mikaela: This knife is actually a magic wand. 

Katya: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. 

Jesse: *cocks gun* Magic missile. 

Samuel: …I’m calling our group therapist again.

Bumblebee: I don't know if I should be laughing or disappointed in you humans.

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Bumblebee: Okay, but imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Samuel: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! 

Jesse: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you so much for finding this, I must say!

Mikaela: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! 

Katya: My moral code, is that you? 

Heidi: Oh my gosh, mental stability, my old friend!

Bumblebee: 

Bumblebee: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk that Ratchet left me but do you guys need a hug? ___________________________________________________________

Samuel: Good morning! Jesse: Good morning. Bumblebee: Good morning. Mikaela: Damn, you all sound so depressed, try spicing it up a bit!

Heidi and Katya together, in perfect synchronization: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Samuel: Why don’t we bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one?

Mikaela: Tubular AF! 

Heidi: Mood to the max! 

Jesse, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. 

Katya, joining in: If she breathes, she’s a square!

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Samuel: Uh, guys, Jesse’s not moving. Is he sleeping or dead? 

Mikaela: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. 

Heidi: Yeah, so did I. 

Jesse: Okay first of all, fuck you guys-

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((During that one episode where the three get arrested)):

Jesse, filling out legal paperwork: Okay, so… when you three were born, were you assigned AMAB or AFAB?

Mikaela: Uh, bold of you to assume I’ve been born at all. Samuel: Given just how strange my body and constitution is compared to the average human, I wouldn’t be surprised if I was created in a lab. Heidi: I just straight up spawned, I guess.

((all of them are trans af and share a single braincell lol))

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Ratchet, bursting into the room, faceplates snapping into an expression of pure panic with his optics flickering like a strobelight: “Optimus! You need to see this, the situation’s really-” Optimus, cradling Samuel, Mikaela, Heidi, Jesse and Katya all together in his arms: “Shh… the humans are sleeping.” Ratchet, lowering his voice down to a whisper: “Oh. Sorry.” Optimus, also whispering: “It’s alright, Ratchet, worry not. What did you want to tell me?” Ratchet, still whispering calmly: “The Antimatter Engine caught fire during testing.”

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Samuel, Heidi and Mikaela sitting down on a bench together: 

Jesse, walking by: Why do you children look so sad? Heidi: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Jesse sits down, only to hear a wet and quiet squelch*

Mikaela: The bench is freshly painted.

___________________________________________________________Heidi: I don’t get when people ask me if I identify as nonbinary. I am nonbinary.

Heidi: If anything, I identify as a threat to my enemies. ___________________________________________________________

[ask-the-celestial-family]

Be careful when you finally apologize to everyone, Zenith. Sun can hold a hell of a grudge. He is fully capable of killing if he’s angry enough and thinks they deserve it. So, if you apologize to Sun, do not go alone.

I will apologize once I have righted myself to this little one and my son. -Zenith💛

[artekai]

AHHH THANK YOU FOR YOUR TAGS ABT THE DOODLE I MADE!!!! I use they or he interchangeably but u can do w/e u want lol.

OF COURSE, THANK YOU AGAIN, IT MADE ME SUPER HAPPY TO SEE!!!! :D You deserve the appreciation! ^^ You definitely opened my eyes to all the possibilities, hehe. I think he/they Beta is a very based take :D

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sentences from what i'm working on writing right now that make me feel totally normal and not at all like a guy with big Sibling Issues:

“Caibos is seventeen,” the Sith hissed. “Eighteen, actually,” Caibos said. He knew what Callie would want. She’d want to hear that Vyme had come back for them. Caibos knew better than to believe it. “Do you remember begging me not to go?" “Thirteen years and you’ve hated me all this time?” “Jedi don’t hate,” Caibos said automatically. “Ah,” Vyme said. “Then it must be the Sith blood in you.” Come with me, he wasn’t brave enough to say.

[confier-boyfriend]

Not to be “woe is me” but why do I always get the terrible gifts for every single occasion. Like great I get an ugly necklace I’ll never wear and a bouncy ball while they got candles and nice items. Makes me feel wonderful.

[papa-emeritus-il-secondo]

Secondo..~

-@cardinal-zenith

Yes, amore?

[ask-omega-ghoul]

Omega! Omega I- I need your help.

- @brother-zenith

what's up?

[prime-mover-zenith]

Okay but does your man's look like this?

No. I didn't think so.

[menhir-ghoul]

Menhir! Nice to meet you.

So sorry to cut immediately into business, but I need a tattoo done.

- @brother-zenith

'sup, zenny boy. you've got a design on hand?

[eldritch-horror-from-the-void]

Ey'vis, who just watched Brother Viscus walk by: Well, hello there~

Zenith, standing beside her: Careful, at this rate, you're gonna be dating the whole family.

Ey'vis who doesn't know that Viscus is in the Opress family: What?-