#bruiser woods

[and-then-she-said]

This just in. Percy Jackson and Elle Woods are the same character in different fonts:

Totally obsession with one (1) color

Are only the best at what they do because of trial and error throughout their story

Have a mischievous pet they treat like a friend

The pet’s name starts with B

They both fight to protect the innocent

Realize that no one is going to be their hero so they become their own

Everyone underestimates them

Deadpan sense of humor (“what, like it’s hard?” and “you dropped this” vibes)

Both have a fantastic support group and great friends

Have a musical based on their story

Please add on as you think of more.

[pajama-sam420]

Happy pride to the most important queer rep of our generation

[saltysunflowersugar]

Today I bring you Legally Blonde Sbubbies (is that the plural of sbubby?) Tomorrow? Who knows

[baldselene]

leguhlayy blondeeee

[kissandships]

“Your dogs are gay!!”

Cut to Bruiser in bejeweled leather

[hyperfixateonthis]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This was home.

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[tertain-the-original]

I had to. Here’s to another smart, unapologetically feminine movie (hopefully). Also I’m sorry I couldn’t fit Bruiser in there.

[bowlofworms]

Elle Woods, the patron God of lawyers, fashion, sororities, ambition, those wronged by their love. She is the Voice of those (animals) who cannot speak. Her dutiful partner, Bruiser, patron of gay animals, victims of animal testing, and the Old Valley Mill.

[genericlitwtcsideblog]

My little brother's started saying "you're cruising for a bruising, pal" whenever someone annoys him and every time he says it the first few notes of Front Street play in my head

[notquitesurewhoiam]

anyone ever wonder what Bruiser says in Legally Blonde the Musical opening song Omigod You Guys?

1 bark = Elle doesn't have an engagement dress, she's totally freaking out, she's trapped in the old valley mall

they're full sentences, not like one word. so when he says:

"bark bark" and she responds "*nervous laughter* oh sorry the old valley MALL" -

he must've said at least two sentences since "MALL not MILL" would've definitely fit into one bark. but it's not so long that it's three barks. it's short and snappy and gets the point across but also makes her get super nervous about it. i'm willing to bet he has an insane insult that he throws at her before correcting her.

i want to know exactly what it is. it sounds effective.

[weltato]

Am I a daughter of Delta Nu? No.

Soon to be a fiancée?? Definitely not.

Has a man chosen me? Nope.

Can my life begin today? Absolutely! (If I put my mind to it)

Make a happy home? I can sure try!

Not waste hard earned wage? Well, my 0 hours contract job don't put me in very often and I'm literally only on for 2&½ hours next week so :/ I don't like spending big amounts of money, that shit is scary. My dad's bank account is safe :)

Strive not to look my age? I already look like a 12 year old with my hair tied up, I think I'm fine.

[saltysunflowersugar]

Legally Strawberry Blonde

[fabraies-archive]

my cat got seriously injured and now he’s in a clinic and he’s gonna have to go through surgery on monday :(

[scoobynatral]

— ✿ tag dump. › elle woods.

— ✿ i’m never going to be good enough for you am i. › elle's main verse.

— ✿ i don’t need backups i’m going to harvard. › elle's harvard law verse.

— ✿ trust me i can handle anything. › elle's ucla verse.

— ✿ what like it's hard. › elle's supernatural verse.

— ✿ elle woods. › in character.

— ✿ you must always have faith in people and most importantly you must always have faith in yourself. › elle's appearance.

— ✿ i’m elle woods and this is bruiser woods and we’re both gemini vegetarians. › elle's headcanons.

— ✿ whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. › elle's aesthetics.