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pinkykats-place · 2 years
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hybrid x reader
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Disclaimers!
None of these fics are mine.
Some contain mature content.
Puppy Boy Hybrid
Bokuto x Reader
Hinata x Reader
Ushijima x Reader
Yuuji Itadori x Reader
Toji x Reader
Bunny Hybrid
BONUS, HYBRIDS
bunny!oikawa x f!reader
synopsis: you never thought having a bunny would be so...pleasurable.
warnings. hybrids!! + pet play + heat cycles + breeding + dry humping + praising + himbo oikawa?
Bunny Oikawa x Reader
Smut Fic
Misc.
Waiting is a Grizzly Affair
Grizzly-Bear!Futakuchi Kenji x Gender-neutral reader
Synopsis: You accidentally initiated a courtship with your bear-hybrid coworker...and he is more than willing to follow through. [contains smut]
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virtual-bunny · 1 year
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Haikyuu Headcannons I came up with at 2 am
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-tsukki has a bunch of spare glasses because someone always hits him with a ball in his face
-one time hinata dyed his hair black just to see if he would look good. the next day everyone in the team laughed at him all day
-yachi used to get bullied. but now she has a whole team behind her during school making sure she is okay
-Noya has anxiety and the only one who can help him calm down is Daichi
-Yamaguchi hates broccoli
-Tanaka used to eat his boogers till he was 13
-Suga uses a retainer
-Asahi doesn’t know how to say February
-Kageyama always has snacks in his backpack. oh you’re hungry? don’t worry kageyama has a whole mcdonald’s combo in his backpack here you go
-Daichi has condoms in his backpack although he has never gotten laid
-Kiyoko carries and emergency aid kit in her backpack because Tanaka is always getting paper cuts
Bounus:
-Kenma hates Roblox
-Tendou uses eye contacts
-Suna is one of 7 children
-Lev has 6 pets
-Oikawa is afraid of ladybugs
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simping-overload · 8 months
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'𝟐𝟑 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐩
note: All of these can be subjected to change
fandoms: genshin impact, honaki star rail, bungo stray dogs, trigun stampede, modern warfare 2, jujutsu kaisen, obey me,
ヾthis is a multi-fandom blog that is designed for mlm/nbmlm identifying readers! so if you're female or fem please do not follow or interact with my mlm related post!! you will be blocked if you do not heed this warning ゛
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𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝟏 - (𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟏-𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟕)
Day 1 - Zhongchi
including: cock hungry childe, zhongli has 2 dicks, slight overstimulation, begging, using hydro as a lube, happy arranged marriage plot
Day 2 - Dottore
including: bondage, excessive use of vibrators, multiple orgasms, gn reader
Day 3 - Sampard
including: vampire sampo, bitting, blindfolds, edging,
Day 4 - Dazai
including: aphrodisiacs, overstimulation, begging, gn reader
Day 5 - Kavehtham
including: overstimulation, degradation and praise, smei-public sex, fucking in a library
Day 6 - Diluc
including: playboy bunny diluc, body worship, blowjobs, throat fucking, amab reader
Day 7 - Jingrenheng
including: threesome, 2 in 1, bitting, overstimulation, ftm dan heng
𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝟐 - (𝟏𝟎/𝟖-𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟒)
Day 8 - Doppo
including: lingerie (x & x), giving you a show, dick riding, amab reader
Day 9 - Jingren
including: reminiscing, rough to soft sex, kissing,
Day 10 - Simon "Ghost" Riley
includes: soft sex, dacryphilia, simon loses his virginity, marking, amab reader
Day 11 - DanCae
including: vidyadhara dan heng, heats, scent marking, biting, possessive dan heng
Day 12 - Wriothesley
including: werewolf wrio, knotting, breeding kink, cockwarming, gn reader
Day 13 - Vashwood
including: vampire vash, needy vash, feeding, thigh riding
Day 14 - Nanami
including: size kink, praise, breeding, bro has a massive dick, gn reader
𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝟑 - (𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟓-𝟏𝟎/𝟐𝟏)
Day 15 - Suegiku
including: humiliation, degradation, edging, smei-public sex, fucking in a supply closet
Day 16 - Captiano
including: size kink, monster cock capitano, stress fuck, power dynamics, your his subordinate and he's your superior, gn reader
Day 17 - Satosugu
including: praise, let them be happy gays gege, kissing, handjobs
Day 18 - Satan
including: catboy satan, heats, marking, biting, dry humping, amab reader
Day 19 - Jingheng
including: power bottom jing yuan, ftm jing yuan, 2 dicks 1 hole, dan hengs first time
Day 20 - Oikawa
including: first-time anal, slow and soft sex, pretty crier oikawa, amab reader
Day 21 - ThomaTo
including: temperature play, thoma using his pyro, it gets hot and steamy
𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝟒 - (𝟏𝟎/𝟐𝟐-𝟏𝟎/𝟐𝟖)
Day 22 - Pierro
including: cockwarming, stomach bulge, slow + sleepy sex, gn reader
Day 23 - Renheng
including: dacryphilia, like old times but better, biting, kissing, a lil bit of blood
Day 24 - Machabloosm
including: friends w benefits, they act like they're dating tho, possessive karou, jealousy sex, kissing
Day 25 - Dan Heng il
including: praise, overstimulation, dirty talk, 2 in 1. gn reader
Day 26 - Neuvillette
including: public sex, sex in the courtroom, low-key gets kinda rough, gn reader
Day 27 - Dainsleif
including: hasn't had sex in YEARS, bottom + sub dain, cum play, amab reader
Day 28 - Wriolette
including: body worship, neuvillette gets overwhelmed, dragon neuvillettes, crying, comfort
𝟑 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝟏𝟎/𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟎/𝟑𝟏)
Day 29 - Foul Legacy
including: big dick, stomach buldge, eating you out, long ass tounge, biting, gn reader
Day 30 - The Dullahan
including: public sex, sex in the woods, he's rlly pent up, rough sex, stomach bulge, gn reader
Day 31 - Mothman
including: oviposition, breeding, monsterfucking, last minute booty call, gn reader
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cerisesakurainspring · 3 months
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OIKAWA x READER
~~He is someone who calls you pet names~~
"Tooru, you repulsive little male mynx!!"
The chocolatey-eyed lad came running towards the bathroom where you were screaming his name. Worry evident in his alluring features.
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"You are what's wrong! I told you to put the toilet seat down." Waking up on the wrong side of the bed didn't help with the small frustration bubbling inside of you. It was a very simple house rule, and your charming husband seemed to always 'forget' about it.
The pro volleyball player relaxed his shoulder, and a sheepish smile soon replaced his concerned one.
"Sorry, gordita-chan. I'll remember that for next time." He goes closer to you for a kiss on the cheek, but you don't let him; instead, you push him into the bathroom. "I don't want you to remember. I NEED you to actually do it."
Tooru turned around and pouted at you in an attempt to be charming.
"Nope. Not gonna work on me. Clean everything here this instant. Don't forget to scrub the bathtub, too." you ordered, and when it finally registered that he called you your least favourite nickname, you crunched your nose in disgust. "And you need to stop calling me gordita!"
"Noooo," he dragged on and proceeded to squeeze your cheeks, "How can I not bring attention to your cute chubby little cheeks?? You're like a conejita, oh my cute little bunny!" Tooru started sucking at your cheeks playfully. It began to hurt, so you had to bite his wrist to stop him.
"Ouch! Okay, okay. Then, how about mi changuita?"
"What does that mean?"
He waved his pointy finger in the air with a proud expression, "It means 'my beautiful wife!"
His mischievous smile did not go unnoticed, and you lightly kicked his shin, "Liar! It's probably another stupid sweet-nothings. I don't want it."
Tooru did not want to tell you it really meant little monkey. It reminded him of how you would desperately clung onto him like a monkey whenever he leaves for his away-games, and he'll keep calling you that until you find out the true meaning. And when you do, he'll just come up with another cute pet name for you.
"Why can't you just be like a normal husband and call me something like mi amor or mi vida?"
You notice his naughty smile ease into a sincere one, "Tu eres mi precioso tesoro, y siempre estare encantado por ti, mi cielo."
"Do I even want to know what that means?"
Tooru just looks at you lovingly and smiles his signature grin.
"You think you can get away with anything as long as you smile, huh?" You placed your hands on your waist, giving off a sassy look.
Tooru revelled in your beauty, and he couldn't help the sudden flurry of butterflies in his stomach. Though you two have been married for years now, you have never failed to tickle his heart.
"You're supposed to say you love me back. Do you not love me anymore?" The setter pouted.
You rolled your eyes at his question, "You didn't say te amo, so why would I?" You sighed in slight frustration for not understanding the Spanish sentence he uttered earlier on. "I let my love for you be the one to decide to marry you. I didn't consider how much you would drive me nuts."
There was a slight arch on Tooru's brow. "Do I really drive you crazy in every aspect of your life?"
"Very much so." You looked at him accusingly, hoping your stares reached the recesses of his soul.
Tooru leaned his body forward to meet your eyes. A slight smirk danced on his lips. A look that made you shiver in delight. Not that you would ever admit it out loud.
"Then, does that include our nightly sessions?" His voice showed a hint of tease, and you turned beet red at his suggestive question.
In shock and embarrassment, you ran out of the bathroom and closed the door, leaving your husband behind.
Laughter didn't fail to escape Tooru's mouth, and it reverberated through the door.
"You're not leaving until you clean the whole bathroom!!" You screamed in shyness and frustration.
Smile slowly eased unto your lips as you held your hand on your chest, where your heart was beating too fast.
"I'm glad I married you, mi amor." You whispered to yourself.
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Translation:
Tu eres mi precioso tesoro y siempre estare encantado por ti, mi cielo. / You are my precious treasure, and I will always be enchanted by you, my little heaven.
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This is part of a one-shot series and is on AO3 and Wattpad :)
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samuskitchen · 9 months
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under the gentle daylight.
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⇒ various x fem!reader (coming soon!!)
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hello ! i’ve decided to write some fics based off of a few romance animes. some of them may take a little longer based on my recollection of the anime, but also !!! all of these are kinda loosely based off of the source material anyways.
a/n: if you want to be part of the taglist for this please let me know !!
this is the masterlist :
i’m an anti-romantic.
⇒ sakusa kiyoomi x fem!reader (romantic killer!au)
synopsis : after the hottest guy on campus is left with a damaged apartment, you’re forced into close proximity with him. unfortunate circumstances lead to a strange romance between you two.
progress : currently being written!
from me, to you.
⇒ kita shinsuke x fem!reader (kimi ni todoke!au)
synopsis : soft and sweet, kita shinsuke is everything you admire. unfortunately for you, you’re the most feared person in your school.
progress : currently being drafted !
loving kageyama at lvl 999.
⇒ kageyama tobio x fem!reader (yamada-kun to lvl999!au)
synopsis : after an awful break up, you’re determined to prove to your ex that you’re better off without him… with the help of the handsome man in your (in-game) guild!
progress : currently in planning stages !
in my memory, it was our room.
⇒ oikawa tooru x fem!reader (horimiya!au)
synopsis : returning your brother to you, oikawa tooru caught your eyes as you began to realise just how charming he was under the scruffy hair and glasses.
progress : currently exists in my head !
atsumu does not dream of bunny girls!
⇒ miya atsumu x fem!reader (rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai! au)
synopsis : atsumu is sure he’s not dreaming when he sees you, dressed in a bunny girl outfit in the middle of his college library. he makes it his goal to bring you back into existence.
progress : no progress yet !
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nekooru · 1 year
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₊ ☾⋆ bunny kisses ⋆⁺₊⋆
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bokuto. kuroo. oikawa. x reader
synopsis: scenarios of y/n and their captain boyfriend resulting in an bunny kiss attack !
tags: fluff, established lovers, drabbles, soft
wc: 815
a/n: some short drabbles for my special captains to get my creativity going :>
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bokuto
Your head lays on Bokuto's lap as his fingers aggressively jam buttons on his Playstation controller, to the point where you worry if it can take the abuse. He grumbles each time he dies, and excitedly exclaims when he makes a good move.
You turn your head in his lap, peering up at his exaggerated expressions. A quiet chuckle escapes your lips as he purses his lips and arches a brow impossibly high.
Extending your hand, you brush the underside of Bokuto's jawline with the backs of your fingernails. He hums, glancing down at you, and your smile grows wider. In the warm sunlight of your apartment's window, you it difficult to force your eyelids fully open.
"Hey, hey, hey? What's up, babe," he quickly says, switching his attention rapidly between you and his game.
"Attention, please?"
He laughs, tossing the controller aside, and takes your cheeks into his rough hands. Your eyes flutter closed as he leans his face down to yours.
You note how his back popped sporadically during this, and when his flexibility visibly strained.
Your lips were disappointed at the lack of touch against them, but you giggled as your nose rubbed against his while he marginally turned his head back and forth. You took his face in your hands as well, savoring the shape against your palms
A sharp blast sounding from the TV shook your attention, and you turned to see the respawn screen.
"Sorry," you muttered sheepishly, smiling apologetically to Bokuto.
He shook his head and pulled you back towards him with those puppy eyes. "Doesn't matter when the love of my life wants attention," he replied.
kuroo
"Kuroo, did you get the snacks?"
"Yes, lover," he replied, shuffling on his knees into your domain— the blanket fort. You clasped your hands together happily as you confirmed he held true to his word, dumping an assortment of candy and snack foods from his shirt that he had been holding up.
Your eyes shone as you slid the hoard towards yourself, beginning to sort through it in order of what you would eat first, setting aside whatever you disliked for Kuroo to have.
Kuroo laughed at you as he struggled to settle next to you in the fort with his taller form.
"That's rich coming from someone who can barely crawl in here," you said teasingly, moving Kuroo's pile of snacks towards him.
"Leave me and my old man knees alone," he whined.
"Maybe you and your old man knees deserve to get made fun of!"
A toothy, mischievous smile spread across Kuroo's face as he slowly lurched forward, raising his hands. You squealed and tried to gently kick him, while at the same time propelling yourself away, but Kuroo easily grabbed a hold of you and pulled your back against him.
You weakly struggled against him, fully intending to stay in his embrace.
"Hold still," Kuroo said, turning you around by your wrists. "Hold still, hold still."
You laughed and complained, but calmed down your movements enough for Kuroo to lean in and softly nudge your nose with his, and move side to side. After gently tackling him to the ground, Kuroo pretended to have the wind knocked out of him, and you nuzzled closer, continuing your bunny kisses.
oikawa
Each of your hands lay on either side of your desk, moving restlessly. While one hand rhythmically thrummed against the desk, the other tapped your mechanical pencil as if it were a see-saw. Your brow creased in focus.
"Y/N, you look like you're going to pop a vessel," Oikawa said in a sing-song manner. You rolled your eyes at him, despite the small, amused smile gracing your lips.
"Tell me something I dont know," you replied.
Oikawa leisurely walked behind your chair, resting his hands on your shoulders. Instantly aware of the tightness in your muscles, you dropped the pencil and leaned back. Oikawa began to massage your shoulders, although you soon found yourself wincing at the pressure and the roughness; it wasn't his fault, though, since the surface of his hands were so calloused, and probably unfeeling for the most part.
You slowly put your head back, allowing your neck to release tension. Oikawa leaned down and pressed his lips against your forehead. He was gentle with that motion, at least.
You smiled as he pulled back a few inches, lovingly gazing into your eyes. Something about his eyes tended to offer reassurance to you.
Stretching your neck out with great effort and slightly pushing on the balls of your feet, you managed to reach your nose against his, cutely nuzzling down his face.
Surprised at first, Oikawa followed you down and continued to rub nosed with you, chuckling in the process. You giggled and reached up to mess with his fluffy brown hair.
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☾. like/reblog if you enjoyed the story !
masterlist: x
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chaoticevilorange · 2 years
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Haikyuu x reader
Gifts
What kind of gifts he buys for you
For some reason he buys you an unholy amount of stuffed animals, they are really cute and kind of creative, you have a blue lobster plushie, a colorful tarantula, a kawaii bat and your collection grows every month
Oikawa, Matsukawa, Sugawara, Kageyama, Satori, Yaku, Bokuto, Atsumu
He likes to buy you cute pencils, the ones with glitter and sweet smells, they come in different shapes, all of them cuter than the last one, kittens, bunnies, dogs, sometimes they are desserts, he likes when you write him notes
Iwaizumi, Asahi, Yamaguchi, Goshiki, Yamamoto, Akaashi, Aone
Food. He likes to buy you food, yeah, sometimes he likes to share his food with you, maybe steal a bite or two of your plate, but is the kind of boyfriend who likes to buy chocolates and other sweets for his s/o
Tanaka, Hinata, Nishinoya, Semi, Kenma, Osamu, Koganegawa
He is an old fashioned boyfriend, he likes to buy you flowers, he even takes the time to write a letter and hide it somewhere in the bouquet, loves the way your eyes widen and your cheeks grow red, he compliments you right after
Hanamaki, Daichi, Ennoshita, Ushijima, Lev, Kita, Sakusa
This boy knows what you like and what not, bet your ass if you stare an item long enough in certain way it's yours within the next days or week, he's a simple guy, a guy who likes to spoil his s/o, he also asks if you want anything special
Kyotani, Tsukishima, Kuroo, Suna, Aran, Futakuchi
Thanks for reading 🐨✨💖
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nicka-nell · 2 years
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Awkward boyfriend moments
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Pairing: Atsumu x; Bokuto x; Oikawa x; Osamu x; Suna x; Ushijima x reader
Warning: not.sfw-ish, awkward (because well we’re talking about awkward moments)
Note: Part 1 | Part 2
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Atsumu had massaged you because he wanted some sexy time with you.
Usually, after a massage, there was always a happy ending. So he had already taken a shower, shaved and freshened up and asked you if he should massage your back. Since you’ve had back pain lately anyway, you said yes. 
Only with your panties you lie in your bed, while Atsumu’s hands massage you. It feels so good that your eyes are getting heavier. 
Atsumu’s hands wander down to your butt from time to time until he pushes the panties down and kneads your buttocks. 
Since no “Hey stop this” comes from you, he continues. Atsumu notices how his cock gets stiff, and he slips a little further down from you to bend forward and playfully bite you in the butt while he spreads your ass cheeks slightly apart. 
Too bad you fell asleep and farted him in the face. 
“No babee!” are his first words after he pretends to fall dead off the bed. But since you still do not react, he eventually realizes that you have fallen asleep. 
The story is so embarrassing to him that he hasn’t told you until today. 
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You had come home from work earlier and just wanted to lie down on the couch for a moment and then cook something for Bokuto and surprise him. 
But you were so tired that you just fell asleep on the couch and only woke up when you heard Bokuto’s “Ah finally at home” through the hallway.
 Then you came up with the idea that it would actually be funny to scare him and so you have been quiet on the couch. 
But instead of coming into the living room, Bokuto went into the bathroom and because he thought he was alone for the next few hours anyway, he left the door open. 
He had the craziest diarrhea you ever heard in your life and gave the funniest, crying sounds and said again and again that he can really smell the eggs he ate yesterday well. 
When Bokuto came out of the bathroom and wanted to spray the entire apartment with his deodorant, you were already sitting with your mouth open on the couch and looked at him, somehow irritated but also smiling. Bokuto was so embarrassed that he had said as a panic reaction that he’ll move to Akaashi. 
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You were on a trip with your friends for two days, and Oikawa was home alone. He was bored, so he grabbed his phone and looked for new messages on Instagram. 
In his inbox he had a message from Hanamaki in which he tagged him in a picture. Unaware, he opened the picture as he whined at what he saw. Hanamaki tagged him on a picture of a boy group in which the boys wear a bunny costume with the words “You would certainly look so good in it (not)”. 
First, he ignores this comment, but thinks about it too often and stomps into the bedroom to see if he finds anything of your underwear. Because he knows that he looks good in everything. 
Although you do not have a bunny costume, you had once bought such a sexy elf costume as underwear for Christmas. 
After he found it, he put on the lace thong, which was really anything but comfortable around his balls, and just wanted to put on the corset. Only that putting it on is really hard. How you did it back then without help, he can not understand. 
Oikawa still fumbles around with the ribbons of the corsage in front of the mirror, when suddenly the door opens and you stand with your mouth open in the door frame and look at him with big eyes. 
The girls’ trip was canceled earlier because your friend had an emergency in the family and you wanted to surprise Oikawa with your early arrival.
 “Ho, ho, ho, my little elf.” Are your first words after you laugh and grab your phone to take a picture. 
“Hey babe, stop! Oh my god! It’s not what it looks like!” 
You promised to delete the photo and not send it to Hanamaki and Iwaizumi, but now Oikawa has to wipe the floor once a week. That was the deal.
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Osamu is actually always on his feet, because his shop really keeps him busy. Since he had injured his leg, the doctor ordered him to get six weeks of bed rest. 
At first he did not want to understand it and still went to work, but then had to be instructed by Kita and you that this could lead to him being even longer without his oh so beloved shop. 
So he does nothing but lie in bed, watch Netflix and whine about him being bored. Y
ou promised him you’d run the place in the meantime. 
After almost five weeks, however, he has the feeling that his butt itches and somehow feels strange, and instead of typing the question “butt itches and feels like its unfamiliar bodies are on it” in Google, he accidentally wrote it Atsumu. 
Embarrassing enough that his brother still teases him about it today, but now that’s a different story. 
After Atsumu had laughed at him for half an hour, he had told him he might have hemorrhoids, and that he should just look with a mirror how it looks down there between his legs. 
At first Osamu rolls his eyes and is unaffected by his brother’s idea, but he goes into the bathroom and sees if he can somehow use the bathroom mirror to look anyway. But it hangs a bit too high when Osamu notices your little make-up mirror. 
After this exhausting day in the shop, you come home, want to bounce to the toilet, as you open the door to the bathroom and find Osamu there. With one foot on the toilet seat, he squats. He spreads his legs. Naked… And holds your beloved make-up mirror under his swinging balls. 
“Do I really want to know?” 
Osamu would have liked to sink into the ground, but there is no time for that. 
“Well, I can explain, but I have to remove this tick from my butt crack first.” How a tick has come to the inside of his buttock, none of you know, but now it is there. 
And although it may sound strange, at the end of the day Osamu was squatting in front of you, spread his buttocks with his fingers so that you could remove the tick with a pair of tweezers. 
If someone had seen you now, especially Atsumu, he would have laughed all his life at every encounter with you. 
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You work from home and have all conversations with your customers in the office room. 
Since you never actually have your camera on in teams sessions, Suna always comes in, always brings you a fresh coffee when he comes from his training and gives you a kiss on the hairline. 
It’s really super cute. 
Sometimes he just comes in to ask if you still need something or to tell you that he goes out again. These are all things you can only answer with a quick nod or a thumbs up without interrupting your own call. 
One day you had turned on your camera because you had talked to a customer you already work together for years. You both get along well, so you decided that it’s okay. 
You both talked about the business but also about a few private things, when your client suddenly stopped saying anything in the middle of the sentence. 
In your small camera image at the bottom, you could see that something is moving behind you and have turned around just to see Suna standing in front of you. Only in shorts… 
“Babe, I’m gonna take a shower.” He says and drinks a sip of the coffee he wanted to put on your table when you still look at him with big eyes and he grins. 
“Does my girl like what she sees?”
“Rin, I turned my cam on… I’m talking to Duarara-sama right now.”
Instead of being affected by your statement in some way, Suna turns to the camera and drinks a sip of your coffee again, before lifting the cup and says, “Nice to meet you, Duarara-sama. I’ve only heard good things from them. Well then, see you next time with a shirt, I promise.” 
With these words, he kisses you and walks out of the room, leaving you embarrassed while your client finds your honest reaction really sweet.
“That’s a fine guy you got there. No reason to be embarrassed, especially in the home office. Something funny has happened to all of us. The next time we talk, we laugh about it.” 
Since then, you always lock your office door when you talk to customers.
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That Ushijima has communication problems is nothing new. 
Only sometimes it’s really uncomfortable. 
Tendou was once again around your town and visited you two. He wanted to try this new place, which was known for its breathtaking desserts, so you made a reservation for the three of you. 
It is a fancy restaurant, also the prices are anything but cheap but you wanted to do him the favor. 
Once there, the restaurant was already full with people when you got the table in the middle of the room, surrounded by all these pretty dressed up people. 
The food was wonderful and the dessert even better than you expected.
Ushijima just came back from the toilet when Tendou told you that you have to do something like that again. 
Still standing, Ushijima puts his hand on your shoulder and the other hand on Tendou’s shoulder and looks over to both of you. 
“I also think that we should have another threesome soon.” 
The face of Tendou and you freeze, as well as these of the hundreds of other people who sit in the restaurant and look at you. 
Ushijima had once seen in an interview with his team that two young women had said to his teammate that they wanted to have a threesome with him. 
It was a little uncomfortable for him and he had refused. So Ushijima wanted to know what’s so bad about a threesome or what it is. 
His teammate who was still embarrassed, then only told him that this is an interaction of three people who just perform the same act. 
So it seems to be nothing bad, Ushijima thinks and is sure that it was only so unpleasant for his friend because he did not know the two women so well. After all, you do nothing with people you don’t know. 
But since Ushijima loves you, and Tendou is his best friend, he likes to do something with you. 
“Why do you look like that?” 
“Toshi baby, that’s not how a threesome works.” 
While Tendou had at some point rediscovered his old form and now only laughs his ass off, you have explained to Ushijima what a threesome really is and will probably never go back to this restaurant with him. 
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Hi! I was wondering could you make a Yandere! Oikawa x Reader? but in FNAF AU :))
where the Reader would be the new night guard at Freddy Fazbear and she accidentally found a broken animatronic that were actually filled with Oikawa's ghost. (basically Oikawa is William Afton or smth)
*sorry for my bad English, english isn't my first language :(*
The FNAF movie was freaking amazing- my husband watched it twice. I hope this turned out okay, I struggled to find a way to make this work. Some things might be off, since I don’t know everything about the games.
This turned out really long, so I had to rush the end a little.
Title: To Spring a Trap
Pairings: Oikawa Tooru x Reader
WARNINGS: Yandere themes, FNAF AU, implied murder, swearing, Oikawa is literally William Afton
Summary: Your new job at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza attracts someone’s attention.
Part 2: here
spring a trap
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capture someone or something (such as an animal or criminal) with a trap
The pay is awful and the hours are downright terrible, but it’s your only option in such a competitive job market.
You had never pictured yourself as a security guard and, if it weren’t for the hiring manager’s insistence that nothing ever happens at night, you wouldn’t have taken the job. 
“It’s just that teenagers could break in if we leave the place empty,” the manager had explained, “No one’s ever tried to break in when we have a security guard on duty.”
The pizzeria used to be a broken-down mess, until the new owners got ahold of it and reopened it to the public. You had heard all sorts of rumors about why it closed down, but the main theory was that there had been murders many years ago (long before you were born) and the place had shut down because of the tragedy.
You couldn’t tell that the pizzeria had ever been a rotting, crumbling mess. You had taken your niece and nephew to visit several times and the place was always alive with bright colors and noise. The rainbow ball pit was your niece’s favorite and your nephew loved the arcade games. The three of you would eat pizza and watch the four animatronics on their respective stages, singing along to the music blasting from the speakers. Chica the chicken with her “Let’s Eat” bib, Bonnie the bunny with his electric guitar, Foxy the pirate fox (your nephew’s absolute favorite) peeking out from behind his curtains, and, of course, center-stage, Freddy Fazbear with his microphone held up to his smiling mouth.
It was a charming place that you found amusing enough to not check out completely while watching your nephew and niece. Kids sure loved it- there always seemed to be at least one kid celebrating their birthday each time you visited. 
It was completely different at night.
The pizzeria was eerily silent, devoid of laughing children, music, and arcade noises. The stage lights were off, casting unnerving shadows across the animatronics’ faces. Everything felt wrong about this place and you’re not sure you can ever see it the same way. You rubbed the goosebumps on your arms, willing your chills to go away.
An arcade machine turned on suddenly, a whirl of colored lights and loud music, and you jumped about a foot in the air. It turned off again and, clutching your chest, you made your way to the security office.
It’s a cramped room, with only enough room for a chair to pull out between the wall and the desk. TV screens showed the different camera angles from both outside and inside the restaurant. You looked closely at the outdoor cameras, pleased to see no movement on any of them. Taking a seat on the plastic white chair, you pulled yourself up to the desk. It’s a little too tall compared to the chair, and the desk came up nearly to your shoulders because of it.
By 4 am, your eyes were growing heavy. You’re bored out of your mind, even though you know that an uneventful night is a good one. It’s all you could do to keep awake. 
To keep from falling asleep, you decided to stretch your legs. The silent pizzeria was as creepy as it was before, and you found yourself gravitating to the show button, hesitantly pressing it. The stage sprang to life, a song from the ‘80s playing through the speakers. The animatronics swivel around, back and forth, Freddy’s microphone raised as though he’s the singer of the old song.
You amused yourself by watching the animatronics move around on the stage, wishing you knew the lyrics to the song, so you could sing along. Despite your nerves, a warm smile spread across your face. 
It wasn’t long before your attention drifted and you decided to explore. The kitchen was all shiny metal, with one counter clearly having missed cleaning time, bits of sticky dough dried on the silver surface. The next room you checked was a storage closet and you left that one quickly, unable to stand the extra animatronic heads with their empty, eyeless stare.
The last door you got to was locked. You grabbed your skeleton key and turned it in the lock. There’s a click, indicating it had unlocked, but the door remained stuck. Your brow furrowed and you pushed it harder. Before long, you were putting your shoulder into it. You can’t explain why, but you’ were drawn to this room. You needed to see what’s inside.
The door finally opened and you stumbled inside. It’s dark inside and you immediately searched for a light switch. The lone light bulb hanging from the ceiling clicked on, and you found what appears to be another closet. The room was empty, except for one thing.
It’s either an animatronic or one of the old springlock suits. You could barely tell it’s a rabbit in its ripped, rotten form. The fur was matted and off-color, with spots that looked suspiciously like blood around the ribs.
Suddenly, you sensed a presence. As if someone had just walked into the room. You whirled around, but you saw no one, the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end. 
“Hey, cutie!” A playful, masculine voice sounds somewhere near your left ear. You scream- you’re not ready to face vandals or thieves on your first day on the job!
But there’s no one on your left either. 
As soon as you began to think you imagined the voice, it talked to you again, “It’s been a long time since someone came into my room. Who are you?”
Your heart threatens to pound right out of your chest, “Y-you first!”
The voice laughed. It’s a handsome, sweet laugh that sets you at ease. There’s no malice in it.
“My name is Oikawa Tooru, I guess you could say I’m a ghost.”
You had always believed in ghosts, so this wasn’t too much of a shock to you, but it was still frightening to face one in real life. “Can you show yourself?”
“Anything for you, cutie.” Oikawa chuckled. Slowly, a pearly white figure comes into view, standing in front of the broken rabbit suit. He had naturally windswept hair and a sweet, welcoming smile. “Now, your name?”
You tell him your name and he purrs, “A beautiful name for a beautiful girl.”
Heat blossomed in your cheeks and you hoped your embarrassment doesn’t show. He’s charming through and through, but there’s something to him you can’t explain. He seemed lonely, as though he’s been without human interaction for so long.
Your watch beeped, signaling the end of your shift. You jolted a little, brought out of your reverie. “I- I have to go,” you explained, pointing at your watch awkwardly.
“I understand,” Oikawa smiled sadly, “But you’ll visit me tomorrow, won’t you?”
“Of course!” You found yourself saying immediately, and you meant the words. You’d never met a ghost before, especially not one that was such a handsome, charming man. It was embarrassing to admit, but you were quickly developing a crush on this ghost you’d just met, and you scolded yourself for your thoughts.
That crush only grew over the next month or so. You continually visited the storage room with the off-yellow rabbit and Oikawa’s spirit. The two of you talked for hours, and you felt guilty for barely checking the cameras or patrolling.
Maybe that’s the reason your curiosity got the better of you. You decide to look up Oikawa’s name, to see how he died and who he was in life. One quick Google search brought up way more results than you could have ever imagined.
Owner Oikawa Tooru apologizes to families of missing children. 
Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza shut down by owner Oikawa Tooru.
But worst of all: Oikawa Tooru, owner of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, murder suspect of four missing children. 
There were tears in your eyes when you confronted him the next night, “Did you kill those children? Tell me the truth!”
Oikawa’s pearly white face twists in thought, clearly trying to find an answer that you’ll accept. You had already made up your mind, though, and you find yourself yelling at him.
“How could you? You killed four innocent children! And then you apologize to their families for them going missing? They never even got bodies to bury!”
Oikawa let out a little laugh at that, “Yes, that’s one of my more ingenious ideas. No one would think to look where I hid them.”
To hear him confirm it sent a dagger through your heart. Disgusted, you spit out, “I’m glad you’re dead, you evil bastard.”
Oikawa merely smiled back at you, “Careful what you say, cutie.”
You flung the door open, prepared to leave and lock him up for eternity in the damned closet where he belonged, the closet you should have never forced open in the first place. 
You stop dead when you find all four animatronics blocking your path. “What the hell?”
Chica’s arms shot out and grabbed your waist tightly. You let out a scream and tried to squirm out of her grasp, but she easily lifted you into the air.
Oikawa chuckled from behind you and you craned your head to look at him. He gives you a little shrug and malicious grin, “Sorry, cutie, but I got attached to you. Can’t have you leaving quite yet.”
“What are you going to do?” You gasped, kicking out at Chica as she began to carry you away.
“Don’t worry, (Y/n), it’ll be over soon. Death doesn’t hurt much.”
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sassycheesecake · 2 months
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Thank you so much for the tag @animetrashandotheraesthetics ! I honestly teared up when I saw the tag because knowing that people enjoy my writing makes me beyond happy. ❤️ Back to the tag game, I have like currently three things in the oven. 2 Haikyuu things and one Straykids OS… due that I am in physical rehabilitation every day I am way too exhausted to do much else lol. So I am gonna give three quotes from three OS 🩵
"Please share your last sentence; or, if you don't have one, share a plot bunny or idea!"
"Hello everyone, I’m going ta do a -" The young Miya chef starts to speak into a video camera, his black shirt carrying his restaurant logo over his right pec muscle. His black messy hair looks like he just rolled out of bed ten minutes ago, which he secretly did because Atsumu has shown up at seven in the goddamn morning to remind Osamu of the bet that the younger twin has lost only a month ago. (#1 is a quote from a timeskip!Osamu Miya x Reader OS I am working on it’s been in my drafts since about a month now T_T)
You see, one of the men that is on your protection squad had the audacity to steal your heart with his stupid warm chocolate-brown eyes and his ridiculous charms and hot body. (#2 is a yakuza!Oikawa x Reader OS where Tōru is the bodyguard of the daughter of his boss and secretly dates Reader)
“That’s it. I am officially the sex police from now on.” (#3 is my first Straykids OS I am working on, I got into Straykids when I was in the hospital and was trying to kill my boredom by reading some BTS fics and then Straykids popped up and I was intrigued and checked them out, watched videos etc and they deepened my love for Korean men even lol)
Luckily, all three are almost done and I am posting them this weekend! @animetrashandotheraesthetics I hope it will be to your liking! ❤️🩵
I nominate @millenialfanfictionaddiction and @slut4msby because your writings crack me up on my darkest days!❤️🩵
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pinkykats-place · 1 year
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Haikyuu Male Character(s) x Male Reader Inserts Ⅱ
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Note: If you read any of these stories and like them please like, comment and/or reblog the original work!
Art work is NOT mine!
Best Friends Brother
Summary: Bokuto never noticed just how cute his best friend’s little bro was…
A/B/O Story
Alpha!Bokuto x Omega!Male!Reader
Summary: reader is delivering bokuto some honey lemon slices, but it’s huge bomb shell when the volleyball team find out that bokuto has an omega
Akaashi's Nemesis
akaashi x powerbottom! male reader
Suna and his virgin bf
Suna Rintaro x virgin male reader
𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲
Suna Rintaro x Male Reader
cw: top male reader, bottom character, overstimulation
milk madness
farmer! asahi, kuroo and bokuto with male cow reader. the trio are portrayed in the mid 20s, reader is 20 
DILF READER WHOS IN LOVE WITH TEACHER SUGAWARA
Bokuto & Kenma with a boyfriend
ATHLETE BOYFRIENDS
Sakusa Kiyoomi x top!male!Reader
Smut Fic
I'VE LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU THAT HURTS
matsukawa issei x m!reader (pronouns aren't mentioned but the intention is still there)
Oikawa being a soft dom and praising his overstimmed bf
needy
ushijima x male reader
keep up
hybrid au! wolf ushijima w/ bunny top reader
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bunnybabecantwrite · 1 year
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Welcome to Bunny's Story Time! (these are really just some request rules)
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Request Status: closed What I am willing to write: - AFAB reader - yanderes/stalkers/kidnapping ect - non/dubcon - angst/fluff (if you dont want smut go to my other blog @therealteddybear-sry) - smut for characters aged above 15 (the country i'm from has age of consent at 13 but I'll only write 15+) - most kinks - poly relationships (some characters I might not be comfortable with) - one shots - series - head canons What I will not write: (I will make exceptions) - spit, piss, shit kinks - AMAB reader - character x character - anything romantic with people under 13
Animes and Characters: My Hero Academia - Bakugo Katsuki - Denki Kaminari - Kirishima Ejiro - Todoroki Shoto - Mina Ashido - Tsuyu Asui - Ochako Uraraka - Sero Hanta - Jiro Kyoka - Mineta Minoru - Tokoyami Fumikage - Shoji Mezou - Tamaki Amajiki - Hitoshi Shinsou - Dabi - Shigaraki - Toga Himiko - Neito Monoma - Yo Shindo (Theres probably more just request and I'll let you know if I'm comfortable with them!) Demon Slayer - Tanjiro Kamado - Inosuke Hashibira - Zenitsu Agatsuma - All Hashiras except Gyomei - Rui - Enmu - Akaza - Yushiro - Douma - Uzui's Wives - Sabito - Gyutaro Hunter x Hunter - Killua Zoldyck - Alluka Zoldyck - Gon Freecs - Leorio Paradinght - Kurapika - you might be able to convince me to do Hisoka - Milluki Zoldyck Black Butler - Ciel Phantomhive - Alois Trancy - Sebastian Micheals - Mey-Rin - Finnian - Grell Sutcliff - Lau - Doll/Freckle Face - Dagger - Joker - Snake - Beast - Undertaker - Ronald (Theres probably more just request and I'll let you know if I'm comfortable with them!) Sk8 the infinity - Miya Chinen - Reki Kyan - Langa Hasegawa - Cherry - Joe Haikyuu - Kenma Kozume - Shoyo Hinata - Tobio Kageyama - Toru Oikawa - Yu Nishinoya - Kei Tsukishima - Tetsuro Kuroo - Ryunosuke Tanaka Ouran High School Host Club - Kyoya Ootori - Tamaki Souh - Mitsukuni Haninozuka (Honey) - Takashi Morinozuka (Mori) - Kaoru Hitachiin - Hikaru Hitachiin The Disastrous Life of Saiki K - Kusuo Saiki - Aiura Mikoto - Shun Kaido - Reita Toritsuka - Metori Saiko - Hairo Kineshi - Saiki Kusuke
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bunnys-kisses · 2 years
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                                                 U・x・U
hey everyone, your favourite floppy eared writer here! i’ve finally come up with a list of what i’m willing to writing to prompt people to send me ideas (yay!). 
currently i’m open to writing for haikyuu, my hero academia, chainsaw man, jujustu kaisen, demon slayer, and some k-pop. basically this blog is a read at your own risk, read what you like or maybe try something new and always remember, read the tags. 
listed below are the characters/people i’ll write for! the ones in italics i’m especially interested in writing.
haikyuu: daichi sawamura, koshi sugawara, asahi azumane, yu nishinoya, ryūnosuke tanaka, shoyo hinata, tobio kageyama, kei tsukshima, tadashi yamaguchi, tetsuro kuroo, kenma kozume, lev haiba, yaku morisuke, toru oikawa, hajime iwaizumi, kentaro kyotani, issei matsukawa, takahiro hanamaki, takanobu aone, kotaro bokuto, keiji akaashi, wakatoshi ushijima, satori tendo, kiyoomi sakusa, shinsuke kita, aran ojiro, atsumu miya, osamu miya, rintaro suna, shugo meian, keishin ukai
demon slayer: giyu tomioka, kyojuro rengoku, tengen uzui, gyomei himejima
my hero academia: keigo takami (hawks), enji todoroki (endeavor), dabi, shota aizawa (eraserhead), toshinori yagi (all might), taishiro toyomitsu (fat gum), hizashi yamada (present mic)
chainsaw man: aki hayakawa, captain kishibe 
jujustu kaisen: satoru gojo, toji fushiguro, suguru geto, kento nanami, ryomen sukuna
others: hatake kakashi (naruto), roronoa zoro (one piece), kojiro nanjo/joe (sk8)
k-pop: kim seok-jin (jin), min yoongi (suga),jung ho-seok (j-hope), kim namjoon (rm), park jimin (jimin), kim taehyung (v), jeon jungkook (jungkook), lee hoseok (wonho)
i am open to writing smut, fluff, angst, combinations of them. long fics, short fics. i try to focus on one character/person per post, but i am willing to make the same idea work for multiple characters/people. i specialize in daddy kink though, so i will write all the daddy kink you’d ever want. all i ask is nothing with minors, for example all the haikyuu characters are aged up to their present selves, roughly in their mid twenties. 
i write male, female, gender neutral readers, along with readers of colour and plus size readers! i also do polyam relationships. i’m flexible with what you, the reader, want to see. 
so please, send me ideas! i’d love to hear from you so i can write and post more!
that’s all from your local rabbit, i’ll see you in the inbox and on my next post! be safe and stay sexy.
xoxo, bunny
                                                U・x・U
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lilacverses · 2 years
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Welcome to my summer series
♡ Making this series as a way of officially kickoff my blog and to motivate me to write
♡ Each fic is inspired by a song (series' playlist)
♡ Posting schedule: series is ending at the end of the summer season, since I'm behind schedule already, I'm going to try to publish 2-3 fics per week (it's a lot I know but I'm excited to write.
♡ Legend
》》 smut: 🔥
》》 fluff: ☁️
》》 angst: 🌧
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Masterlist
*✧・Twist of fate by Olivia Newton John // Eddie Munson x Reader
*✧・ My tears ricochet by Taylor swift // Hawks (Keigo Takami) x Reader 🌧
*✧・A tu Merced by Bad Bunny // Denki Kaminari x Reader 🔥
*✧・Timido by Flans // Tamaki Amajiki x Reader ☁️
*✧・Safaera by Bad Bunny // KiriBaku x Reader 🔥
*✧・Es por ti by Juanes // Tooru Oikawa x Reader ☁️
*✧・ Vegas by Doja Cat // Satoru Gojo x Reader
*✧・Un verano sin ti by Bad Bunny // Tooru Oikawa x Reader 🌧 (SERIES FINALE)
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hinatastinygiant · 2 years
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Chapter Forty Three
Helicopis Cupido
Pairing: Haikyuu!! x Fem!Reader
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When you turn slightly to see the stranger, he begins to stand up from his seat. "Y/N," Oikawa calls to you quietly. "Do you remember how I said my protégé sent me to jail?"
"Yeah, you told me that today. What about it?"
Oikawa closes his eyes as he takes a moment to gather his thoughts. "He's right behind you. Kageyama."
"I heard you were looking for me," Kageyama responds. "So what do you want, you fucking criminal?"
Oikawa stands up and you move out of the way. Though you know you should break it up before it escalates, you don't want to get in the middle of what could turn into a gunfight.
"I want to know why you did that, you piece of shit! Why the fuck did you turn me in?! I fucking trusted you! I did everything for you, you stupid shit!" Oikawa begins to curse him out.
"Seriously?! You're the one who was keeping the casino funds for yourself. That place went to shit because of you singlehandedly and you know it!" Kageyama continues to shout.
The two of them go back and forth for a few minutes until Oikawa caves. "Fine, you fucking win," he scoffs as he throws both of his hands up in the air. "The fuck do you want, coming after me?"
"Jesus, Tooru, you know what I want," Kageyama sighs as he takes a step back and sits in the same chair as before. "I had no idea what was going on with you. I was worried, okay?"
"Worried?" Oikawa repeats, shocked by what he just heard. "You're the one who fucking turned me in!"
As Oikawa steps towards Kageyama, you intervene and slide right between the two of them, unpurposefully putting yourself chest to chest with Oikawa. He looks at you for a moment, his eyebrows narrowing, before his posture finally softens and he takes a step back.
"I'm confused," you say to Oikawa as he sits back down on the bench. "What's going on?"
"Before the outage, Kageyama and I still talked. Yeah, I hate his fucking guts but the asshole kept on visiting me every goddamn Saturday," he shakes his head. "I told him 'bout the other inmates, the other gangs, and how they were all planning to riot just before the outage happened."
"So he's worried because of what happened before the outage? I still don't get it," you shake your head as you look between the two men.
"Look, what I'm trying to say is that I know who did it. I knew Atsumu back in jail. I know why he killed himself, but damn I never thought he'd actually do it," he tells you as though he was reminding himself of what happened.
"When you say you 'know who did it', are you referring to Tsukishima? Oikawa, I didn't even know you then. Unless it's a direct confession or you happened to be there that night and didn't say anything to me-"
"Look will you just... God, what the fuck am I saying, you need to hear this from start to finish, okay? Can you just sit down and take a deep breath?" he asks you.
You nod quietly as you take a seat behind him, sitting up perfectly straight to keep on your toes for whatever comes next. You look over at Oikawa, ready for him to start his explanation, but it's Kageyama who speaks up first.
"Tooru and I worked together at the casino he owned on the strip downtown-"
"Bunny Slots," Oikawa interrupts, earning a confused look from you and another annoyed look from Kageyama. "It was called Bunny Slots."
"Anyway, Oikawa was Owner and President, and I, his VP of Casino Operations..."
KAGEYAMA'S P.O.V.
"Tobio, come in," he called me into his office one day. When I stepped inside I saw him shuffling a whole bunch of papers into one of the drawers of his desk. "Come in, how can I help you?"
"Were those statements you just put away?" I had foolishly asked him. I should have never inquired. Once I did, not turning him in to the proper authorities meant that I was an accomplice. I couldn't let that happen. I had just gotten into a good place in my relationship with my partner. We were about to buy a house.
"Yeah, you know, Tobio, big changes around here," he chuckles awkwardly.
"Really? I didn't know we made any new additions. If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to look over what I'm missing-"
"Will you just keep your voice down," he groans, putting his hand on his head as he leans back in his chair. "God, I don't know why I keep you around sometimes." He then sits up in his chair and rolls it closer to his desk. "If you really want to know, it's not for any new additions around here. It's for me instead."
"What are you trying to tell me?..."
It was then that he explained his whole method to me. How he was taking the money from his own company. How the co-owner of the casino had no idea about anything that was going on. I was so damn confused at the time because I knew how close the two of them were. But I also knew I had to do what was right. I can't go down for something I'm not doing. I mean, shit, it was either turn him in or work with him and I knew better than to do that.
A few days later the cops came to the casino and read Oikawa his rights. They arrested him right then and there. Even though he had his big fancy lawyer, he had his co-owner and I fighting against him. By the end of the week, he was eating, sleeping, and shitting in prison.
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luza-wayne · 3 months
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riddle.
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oikawa tooru x reader
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gosh i remembered when my classmate hit me with this back in elem days, that guy had the rizz in him since childhood hahaha jk
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“hey, (y/n)-chan,” oikawa called, turning around his body, still sitting on his seat.
you narrowed your eyes first and stared at the guy sitting in front of you before answering.
"what?" you suspiciously asked.
"i have a riddle for you." he said excitedly. he turned his whole body now, facing you. 
"i'm sure it's just some stupid ones." you shrugged and went back to what you were doing, which was reading.
"it's not, it's not." he said and flashed a smile.
you looked at him, one brow raised. he just stared back at you, still grinning. you sighed. you closed your book and put it down. you put your elbow on the table and rested your left cheek on your palms.
"what is it? it better be a real one, i'll slap you if it's not." you passively said.
"of course, it's real. what do you think of me?" he proudly said.
"an idiot." you casually replied.
“you didn't have to answer that!” he said.
“so, what's the riddle?” you questioned.
he extended his arms and asked for your hand. you gave it to him, too focused to answer his riddle. he held your hand above his, he asked you to open it, your palms facing up.
“okay, here goes.” he started. he traced the crease in the middle of your palms. 
“suppose this is a river. it's too deep to walk through, too fast to swim across, too broad to jump over and too long to go around. a bunny stumbled upon the river but managed to pass through. how did the bunny do it?”
you watched him explain the problem and when he finished, you looked up at him with a furrowed brow.
what is that bunny doing there in the first place? you asked yourself.
you closed your eyes to think.
a river.
too deep to walk through.
too fast to swim across.
too broad to jump over.
and too long to go around.
hmm...
when you opened your eyes, you were met by oikawa, seeming to mirror your stance. he also has his cheeks resting on his hand too, but his wide smirk is what differs. you clicked your tongue and recited the riddle once again.
the smirk he had motivates you to solve it and shove it to his face.
i'm sure he knows how competitive i am, sorry i ain't giving up on this yet.
“want me to repeat it?” he asked.
“sure, no prob.” you confidently say.
he fixed his position again and you both placed your attention on your hand that he still holds. this time he tightened his grip.
“listen carefully.” he warned.
what? is there a hint in his demonstration? 
you made sure not to miss anything as he repeated the riddle. watching carefully as he traces the longest lines on your palms again.
“okay, so this is a river. it's too deep to walk through, too fast to swim across, too broad to jump over and too long to go around. a bunny stumbled upon the river but managed to pass through. how did the bunny do it?” he restated.
huh?! what the hell is it?! there's nothing weird in what he's doing nor the question! what is the answer?!
how did the bunny make it to the other side?!
i wanna know!
“ah! the bunny's friend helped him!” you cheerfully answered, confident that it was the right one.
“i'm pretty sure i said 'a bunny', but since you're there, how did they do it?” he checked and you froze.
“they made a ladder that can reach the other side...?” you sheepishly answered, realizing how dumb what you just said.
“as i said, the river's too broad, and if they made a bunny ladder made of themselves, it's impossible not to touch the water, if they touch the water they'll get swept away by the current.” he contrasted.
“they flew?”
“no magic involved.”
you slumped your shoulders.
he sighed.
“okay, listen. this is the last time i'll repeat it. this is a river. it's too deep to walk through, too fast to swim across, too broad to jump over and too long to go around. a bunny stumbled upon the river but managed to pass through. how did the bunny do it?” he recited and did the demonstration on your palm again. you stared at your hand.
why does he keep repeating it?
is the answer hidden in the question itself?
but, there's nothing out of the ordinary in the question.
what's the— 
your thoughts were cut off when you heard the classroom's door open.
“ah, our math teacher's here.” oikawa muttered. he went to his seat properly.
argh! i wasn't able to answer it!
i wanna know the answer!
while the teacher was recalling the topic yesterday, oikawa felt a tap on his back. he looked at you. you're bitter that you weren't able to solve it, but you're eager to know the answer.
“okay, i give up. tell me the answers.” you whispered to him, leaning forward.
oikawa stared at you for a bit then broke a large smile on his lips. you furrowed your brows together.
“well, who knows?” he muttered, smiling.
“what?” you confusedly tilted your head.
“who cares about how the bunny crosses the river? i just wanted to hold your hand, hehe.” he shrugged off, but still with a teasing grin and then looked back at your teacher, who almost noticed him looking behind.
stupid.
did you just use my competitiveness against me?
you thought as you buried your face in your hand, feeling your cheeks getting hot. your seatmate saw you and asked if you were alright, while oikawa just looked ahead with a smile from ear to ear.
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