here's the thing alright wyll is perfect for a single parent romance novel. like him and lily aurora ravengard are absolutely destroying at the daddy daughter dance. he's showing up to the pta bake sale with the best brownies in town. they're having tea parties together with all of her stuffed animals. it's great they're adorable. the problem is absolutely fucking nobody else in this party is ready to be not the stepparent but the parent who stepped up. karlach? would love being a cool auntie. astarion? weird uncle. shadowheart? rediscovering life post shar. lae'zel? maybe if she was raising xan but also she's busy doing hot girl shit like killing vlaakith. gale? malewifing it up but ultimately just happy to be here. halsin? cool uncle. minthara? double income no kids bisexual aunt who shows up on candlenights to unleash the gift reckoning. do you see my fucking problem. how am i supposed to romance novel in these conditions.
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proposing this thought exercise to the friends at the table fandom: describe your gender using friends at the table characters (feel free to elaborate at your leisure)
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just checked in on 2026 and babey...let's just say cryosleep is about to get very popular
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the thing about 814 "size difference" is that yes the illusion is enhanced by proportions & posture & camera angles yes oscar is just slightly taller and bigger than lando and yet the funniest part 2 Me is that for some reason they both approach it from completely diametric extremes............. i.e. lando is obsessed with constantly mentioning how much taller oscar has gotten and pointing out the size of his arms etc. etc. while oscar shies away from any self-perception and is genuinely convinced he and lando are still the same size. like the true difference lies somewhere in the middle hope this helps 🧡
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biggest curse in fandom is when you have deep rooted personal beef with someone the fandom has decided is cool. and u can't escape seeing their fucking name wherever you go
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In this theoretical scenario you postured a while ago, would Bill help with the transition?
(above screenshot from this post.)
I'm gonna be frank with you I have no idea how a triangle would help a human transition into a hexagon.
Would you know how to help a rhombus transition into a female-in-a-human-way? I'm assuming that a rhombus who wants human-female gender isn't asking to become human species. Species and gender are totally separate.
So, what are our options. The rhombus doesn't wear clothing or makeup. Her biology is completely incompatible with human hormones, estrogen included. Can't even help her learn to walk more femininely, she floats everywhere. Her voice is at a weird pitch that doesn't come across to humans quite so much "androgynous" as it does "somehow outside what humans think gendered voices sound like," so like, I guess you could maybe help her find some vocal training? But since she's an alien that might be a moot point??
What kind of a transition CAN you help with except using her new pronouns and helping her pick a new name?
It's just as impossible the other way around. I'm assuming that Ford deciding he's shape-hexagon gender doesn't mean he's asking to become shape species, so Bill can't even like,, magically poof him into a shape. What's he gonna do for Ford besides maybe help him pick out a name that human vocal cords can't even pronounce.
Having said all that: friendly reminder that the post quoted above was a joke, Ford's gender is not hexagon, and this will never happen.
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its incredible what 1 (one) fictional character can do for your mental health
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sixteenth-century comedy called the l word except instead of lesbians it's lutherans
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sorry guys i need to be a freak rn
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eric bogosian i know what you are
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We have all established that Cas fucks! But you know what...Dean fucks as well.
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I have developed that same specific brand of hatred that makes homophobes call every gay relationship in media toxic and underdeveloped and forced but for straight relationships instead I'm fighting the war on toxicity on the side of toxicity if the hets are anything less than exceptional i'm gonna be a hater and i'm gonna be docking points in my reviews based on the inanity of that heterosexuality
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