#but after that it's beach time babey!!

[foulbearobservation]

Here's hoping you have a good vacation and the gods of fucking nasty bless your keyboard so that the words flow like...other fluids.

🫡🫡 thank u anon

[soft--dogs]

last round of my donut badge comms! thanks so much to everyone who got one, these have been a blast to do ^w^

[hauntingblue]

de la tula

[devilfic]

GMMMMM!!!!! I was hoping you could write a battinson x reader about their wedding? Maybe something just super soft and fluffy, WE LACK BATTINSON WEDDING CONTENT

❝wedding headcanons with bruce wayne❞

pairing: battinson!bruce wayne x gn!reader. cw: fluff, established relationship, marriage, mention of alcohol. words: 2k.

oh ABSOLUTELY

alright, walk with me

I’m imagining that bruce is a bit older if he’s getting married because. let’s be honest. getting this man to settle down right now would be like wrangling a hellhound

not because he doesn’t fantasize about it. trust me, he has, but you really are in a polygamous relationship with gotham during your first few years together LMAO

I think bruce had an idea of what his wedding would be like when he was younger

probably a small, traditional wedding. something that his parents had

but at some point, when bruce becomes conscious of his position in society (and just how many people are gonna wanna come to this thing), he figures out it’s probably gonna be a big deal

bruce... does not like that

I don’t think that he has a problem with a big wedding, but he does know if he has one, he’s going to have to adhere to the social rules of the upper echelon

and that means inviting people he doesn’t particularly Like

again, he does not like that

but the thing abt these social rules is that if you tell him you’re not comfortable, if you tell him you don’t like someone, if you tell him you don’t want someone there, he won’t give a FUCK about their feelings

bruce does not care about the fanfare. this day is for you and him as far as he’s concerned

this is also why I think during the planning stage he’d be the kind of husband to just hand you his wallet and tell you to go ape shit

but he’s not that kind of guy. he isn’t some disinterested husband just pawning off all the hard work onto you because he doesn’t want to do anything

it’s like I said, he only cares about you

if you want to go great gatsby and throw the party of the year? go crazy!

if you want something on an island beach? he’ll bring sunglasses!

if you want to walk up to the courthouse, pay for your marriage license, and take him to bed right after? do you, babey. or him. in this case

I think the only thing bruce would have any strong feelings about is the color scheme

I’m sorry, you know he’s going to want a lot of dark, gothic elements

he will feel so out of place if you guys did anything outside of his color palette LMAO

he’s not afraid of getting fancy, he just needs things to be on Brand

that being said, I think he would really like if you had the wedding in a cathedral

I mean the acoustics with a choir singing as you walk down the aisle would just be heavenly

I’m just picturing the cathedral in the movie with white roses and ivy everywhere!! the sun streaming in through the windows!!! the choir on either side of the altar singing so beautifully while bruce watches you approach that he can’t help but start crying!!! ahhhhH!!!

I also saw a couple do this and thought it was really sweet

so instead of doing the whole not seeing each other before the wedding thing, the couple dressed each other the day of

just imagining the intimacy of slowly waking up the morning of the wedding in bed with bruce, letting him stroke your back as you lay on his chest

you’re both a little nervous but all that comes out in giggles and silly jokes to calm each other down

then taking a shower together, washing bruce’s hair for him, getting distracted because he starts kissing down your back and oh how time flies

sharing breakfast that you both made in your underwear because alfred took dick and left you two the house for the weekend because I’d also like to imagine that at this point, robin is part of the family

(and is enjoying his weekend with grandpa alfred. and definitely hasn’t learned any alarming offensive tactics since he’s been away)

bruce putting on a record and dancing with you in the living room to “practice” for later

helping each other into your clothes, brushing hair out of the way and reminding the other where they left their shoes/earrings/cologne

bruce driving you to the cathedral and only parting ways so that you can hurry in the back door because the front is PACKED with paparazzi

alfred is bruce’s best man and is just smug as a bastard when he notices bruce’s little ticks that he’s starting to get nervous

dick is the ringbearer because of COURSE he is

I just love the idea of little dick grayson whispering “I got your six, batman 😎” when he comes up to the altar and bruce has to cough over him because there are like. several people in the vicinity that do not! know that!

he’s got his hair gelled back to high heaven with a cute little suit on that he definitely wasn’t bribed to wear by alfred that morning

I also don’t think dressing you before the wedding diminishes the impact of seeing you walk down the aisle

I think that your morning together would only solidify just how many mornings you two would have from now on, and it would make him emotional knowing that this is just the beginning?? that he can actually call you his in a whole new way???

bruce’s vows... he’s so emotional about them.

he’s asked for help from literally everyone he knows, especially selina because she has such a way with words

vows are kinda tricky for bruce because to him, he wants to just be saying this to you. he doesn’t want to entertain anyone else

how is he supposed to summarize how deeply you move him—how eternally bound he is to you in body and soul—in a way that doesn’t feel like he’s putting on a show for the audience? he doesn’t care about any of that. all he cares about is you

he keeps falling into the trap of “they know how much I love them, don’t they?”

but one thing selina tells him to do is just try writing for you, then

just sit down and word vomit. even if it’s silly, even if you already know it, even if it’s embarrassing

and one night he finds you asleep in bed with a book on your chest, clearly having fallen asleep on accident with just the lamplight illuminating you

at first, he drops into the chair beside the bed and just sits and watches you for a few moments. your book rising and falling with every breath, your body half snuggled into the sheets, the little noises you make as you dream

but then his eyes start welling up and it’s like. all those words just come flowing out of him

he grabs his journal and is frantically writing everything down, not worried about making sense. he just wants to say what he’s thinking before it escapes him

maybe at some point, you wake up to find him furiously jotting everything down and you ask what he’s writing about

and he kinda panics because he doesn’t want you to see exactly what he’s writing

it’s all a mess! it’s ugly! not pretty or articulate or clean at all

and it’s not like he’s never a mess before you. you’ve seen every part of him: the good, the bad, the ugly. you’ve never turned away before

it’s just that sometimes... he hesitates

but before he can think of an excuse, you smile and slip out of bed

lean over him and kiss his forehead

“must be important, I’ll leave you to it. how ‘bout I make us something warm to drink?”

and the hesitation melts away

he doesn’t end up telling you. he closes his journal and tucks it on the nightstand and knows that you would never look, never break his trust like that, but if you saw what he said... he wouldn’t mind

when you come back, you two crawl into bed with warm tea and fall asleep together this time

I like to think that he once met up with selina on a rooftop so he could run his draft by her askjsdkjf

selina is a BRUTAL editor but she’s really good at it

and eventually she approves of his last draft and he’s like. yippee!! I’m free!! worst fucking experience of my life!!!

he’s fiiiiiine selina’s not that mean

but it was hard!!

and when you’re both at that altar and he admits his vows aren’t very long, it’s not a surprise to anyone that bruce “man of few words” wayne struggled with what to say

but that’s not it

because if they really knew bruce, they’d know that no matter how little he says, he means every word.

and there’s this one line that sort of encompasses a promise he’d made to himself long ago and now is making to you. out loud

“you’re a good thing that I don’t think I deserve, but I want to. so I am and will continue to make sure that I am a man that does. for the rest of our life.”

and all those years of never letting himself enjoy a good thing are unspoken between the two of you, your wedding a testament to his change of heart

it’s also just kind of cemented when he says “our life”. you really aren’t getting rid of him, now

NOW THE RECEPTION

I saw this on pinterest and I just. I think it would be so beautiful

a reception in a greenhouse!! surrounded by plants and candlelight!!

at night!!

this would be the more intimate gathering with just family and friends

if I may. be a Twihard for like TWO seconds

consider: flightless bird, american mouth for your first dance

I think it would be so nice... it’s a really pretty song.... ok moving on

I don’t think bruce would be very interested in. um. certain reception traditions but again, man will do whatever you ask him to

if you happen to be wearing garters and want to do a garter toss. I suppose he will participate.

right after sending out a signal that bricks every phone within a 200 mile radius

BUT TOASTS

man is all red in the face from laughing so hard, you’ve never seen him have this much fun with more than two people in the room

the toast is a lot less put together when it’s his turn, I think bruce is just so full of love and comfort being surrounded by people he knows well that he has an easier go of it

he doesn’t drink since he’s not a fan of alcohol, but you know he’s fuckin up a bottle of sparkling cider

if you choose to drink, he will be happy to escort you throughout the night

can see drunk you asking him to help you into a bathroom stall and he’s just standing there in the doorway making sure you don’t slip and fall into the toilet

at some point though, he WILL replace ur drinks with shirley temples

he’s not trying to cramp ur style but like. alfred will take a picture if you vomit and he will put it in the family photo album and show it every year on your anniversary and if you try to destroy it you will find he has made an infinite number of copies

by the end of the night, you’re both back at home helping each other out of your clothes in the same lazy way as you did the morning of the wedding

brushing your teeth together in the sink, washing each other’s faces, slipping into more comfortable clothes

by the time you both collapse into bed, bruce is so full of. love! and light. he’s still got a smile on his face that he’s had since the beginning of the night and it’s so different

you’ll crawl onto his chest and ask him if he’s happy, if he got everything he could have wanted out of today

he’ll press a kiss to your minty lips, still smiling like a fool, “I got to marry you, didn’t I?”

taglist: @yikes-buddy @alexxavicry @moonlightreader649 @geekyfer @thescarletfang

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

here is alist of my favorite shiny pokemon forms and here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw the first one in the garbage

Alolan Raichu. Someone burnt this pancake!

teddiursa - hes geen

grovyle - i like red/green :)

wurmple - and why he ourmple

Roselia line. The OG. Cannot be topped. Blue/red roses turning purple and black? Perfection. The grace. The color cohesion. The Anthy of it all.

Metagross. This white gold color scheme fuckin' whips ass. Associating it with Steven was awesome. Best choice.

Jirachi - today is tanabata!

Togekiss - most people dont like subtle shinies but I really like the gentle color swap on this one what can i say. if its not broke dont fix it

Yanmega. Cyan and magenta perfect combination since the carboniferous!

Gigalith - fluorite! How clever!

Scolipede. See yanmega above!

sigiliph - another underrated mediocre pokemom after my heart. i like its more desert-y color scheme.

Garbodor - take out your recycling!

Golurk - smth abt its lime green cracks suggests to me a radioactive core

Helioptile line. Sunburnt bifch

Toucannon - woah hes bisexual! i didnt know that!

Vikavolt - i dont even care for vikavolt and i can acknowledge this design is one of the sleekest shinies out there. dudes lookin like a toy from the early 2000s

Minior -

Palossand - black sand beaches :)

komo-o - THAT BITCH IS DRAGON FREAKIN FRUIT BABEY

bruxish - the humble bruxish. very beautiful. very powerful. no one likes it but me but i love a garish little thang and the ronald mcdonald ass color scheme for its shiny rly works for me!

Dhelmise - red algae bloom!!! How cool is that!

Frosmoth - its so cool that kanaya maryam is canon to pokemon

Pawmi line - you are so fusckign pink. you are strawberry hard candy.

rellor - golden orb scarab creative as shit (lol)

hydrapple - all the thought and symbolism about hydrapple in general makes it my second fav pokemon in general but making its shiny the GOLDEN APPLE OF THE HESPEREAN? WHICH THE HYDRA GUARDS? GROUNDBREAKING THOUGHT PROVOKING STELLAR UNPRECEDENTED INSPIRED MAGNIFICENT THANK U FOR UR TIME

[theviridianbunny]

Stuff I liked about the barbie movie!!!! [SPOILERS AHEAD]

OK, so - me and my irl bestie @withoutyouimsaskia went to see Barbie . It was a very lovely night out at the cinema. It was packed, but we still had the best time. Thank you for going with me saskia <3

Long posts about exploring feels and deep analysis are not my jam- so this is literally just a brain dump of just some of the stuff I really in the barbie film - as stated above- spoilers ahead :)

The costume design- especially the cowboy outfits for barbie and Ken.!!! YEHAW BABEY!!!!!!!

The sparkly jumpsuit Barbie wears during the dance montage!!!!. Oh all of barbies looks were so charming and beautiful and I must try to draw them soon.

Ken's fur coat and over the top three watches !!!!! HIS TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES!! - omg I just loved Ken in general and how- his job was just beach <3

The mojo doja casa house!!! How it had at least 5 TV screens all playing the same horse clip!!! Just horses in general... how ken thought the patriarchy was to do with horses XD

The diversity of all the barbies and Kens. The absolute smile it bought to my face, seeing so many awesome characters.

I also loved how sassy the narrator was. She made me smile a lot and giggle a lot as well!!!

<3 THE EMPHASIS ON FRIENDSHIP AND SOLIDARITY BETWEEN WOMEN!!!!!! HOW ROMANCE IS NOT THE BE ALL AND END ALL <3

Loved how ncuti gatwa's ken and emma mackey's barbie were referred to as friends - and they hugged and !!!! *happy British noises* - its also made me smile because of the connection the actors have - having worked together on the Netflix show sex education [which is a very fun watch!!!]

Aah Barbie, as a character,she just felt so much like me. Especially in the scenes where Ken would be lovely and romantic. want to kiss Barbie, and Barbie is just there like, "Oh hi friend!!!!".

Like the scene after the dance where Barbie and ken are outside her dream house- ken is going to smooch Barbie, and she's just smliling at him ahahahahha. YES !!!

The TlDR of that is Barbie is an ace icon. Barbie is for the ace girlies [affectionate] mwah!!

literally, I got out of the cinema, and I just kept on saying. Barbie's just like me. She's just like me!! I was full of so much emotion-!!! but a good emotion!!

The scene where the barbies were collecting their Nobel prizes. And instead of just saying thank you- They would say something like " I deserve this. I worked really hard to get this." ... hearing that - hearing that - it made me feel something...!!! it made me feel like I wanted to have that kind of energy and that confidence in myself!!

DEPRESSION BARBIE. OH MY GOD. DEPRESSION BARBIE!!!! HER WATCHING 1995 BBC PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 7 TIMES- IT .HAD ME IN STICHES OF LAUGHTER. BECAUSE THAT FELT SO- SO REAL.... like I also watch timey wimey period dramas and feel the feels [peaky blinders I'm looking @ you]

The soundtrack slapped so hard I loved it. I loved it. I now listen to dua lipa a lot because of the film <3

[cwritesfiction]

It’s in the Cards Draft 1 is done 🎉

Word count: 55k - short, but several large chunks were summarized rather than written out to account for draft 2 changes. 

Things I learned: Elliott likes spreadsheets, Adrian is a neat freak, Veronica is banned from the boardwalk amusement park, Reggie isn’t a government spy (or is he he’s not.) 

Fun fact: the word “orb” appears 38 times. Good god.

Chapter titles:

1. Elliott lies to some grandmas because that’s business, babey! Also this chapter is set up wrong but it’s cool

2. Don’t touch my cards! Also uh-oh whoopsy, this sounds like chapter 1, time to restructure

3. A lot of orb jokes in this one lads

4. Someone out there is into yellow rubber gloves and this one’s for you

5. We need to get hornier with the nachos next time

6. Just Lads Lovin Chads. Also, this is where the grandmas go

7. Oh no, I hope this doesn’t awaken anything. Also Elliott gets hit with a bean bag

8. Elliott makes a decision that totally won’t have repercussions later and by the way, don’t check their search history

9. Next draft, this is going to be a great bonding moment and point of romantic tension

10. Oops, we went off-outline and now Elliott is crying

11. Go Go Grandma Wedding! (And then go go straight to horny jail)

12. Lasagna Beach Picnic

13. Versatile Lemon

14. Elliott does not light Adrian on fire

15. Anyone who says “just talk to him” needs to remember how hard “just talking” to people is (oops! I only wrote half of this chapter)

16. Death

17. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

18. Regret

19. Looks like love…is in the cards. Ha! You see what I did there.

20. Happily Lemon After

[possibilistfanfiction]

your latest rebloghad me snickering i never have understood the obsession with her. anything youve been listening to lately that you rec for someone looking for something new?

ok before anyone comes for me lmfao i do want to say that i generally find her music mostly fine, sometimes good, occasionally a song will make me absolutely feral for no discernible reason lol. i think she's an eco-terrorist basically but like... her music is fine & ppl being normal fans is... normal lol

what is BEYOND to me is when ppl will literally like... post abt her like she's their friend, or defend her music when like sometimes artists u like make mediocre shit! that's fine! lol like i have two lorde tattoos & i do think overall as a project solar power is beautiful & cool but was it earth-shattering like pure heroine or melodrama? no! which is fine! i don't need it to be! i also have no idea what lorde is doing day to day lol

also i will say i love pop. i love being a fan of pop. i think the world runs on pop music & it should! i named my dog after charli xcx! not everything i listen to (or consume in general) aligns with my personal politic of a free palestine & a free world! my ultimate weakness is drag race! so the level of insanity surrounding taylor swift (& beyonce tbh) by (at least in my community) gay white men (or gay men trying to perform whiteness / gain proximity to it) is just... bonkers! i could go on about this forever but i will not lol. [if u like podcasts tho, a bit fruity did an ep on the political power of taylor swift which is quite interesting. their episode becoming a woman with miss benny also talks abt gayness, femininity, & pop (in an illuminating way!!) -- check them out if u want!!]

ANYWAY SORRY. some stuff i'm currently loving:

tierra whack's new album whack world. super funky, smart, heartfelt, she's the weirdest in the game & we are all better for it

BRAT ERA BABEY aka charli xcx's new singles. my favorite is club classics atm but B2b & von dutch (& the remix w/ addison rae) are summer bops. can't wait to be drunk on the beach listening to them

constantly going back to ethel cain's preacher's daughter, especially when i'm in nature w/ char. it's one of my favorite albums of all time; so fucking beautiful. hymns.

as the world's no1 bangerz apologist, & bc of jojo siwa being absolutely delulu & kind of iconic lately, i've been returning to 2013 miley for a laugh, & bc that album is so good. feels rly sad now? idk. her cover of jolene ate so hard no one will ever come close, sry

random but a cover of breezeblocks by taylor rae

honestly also whatever i loved II MOST WANTED lmao. it's gay. the only reason ppl are saying it's not is bc beyonce is on the track. it's gay i will die on this hill

lastly listening to a lot of lonnie holley

[sllowshow]

jameson and orla :)

how did they meet? it's not incorrect to say through their siblings dating, but they weren't technically introduced by zoë and monty. while maybe it was their being together that had made jameson follow zoë on instagram. it was fate, something bigger than all four of them that compelled him to check his instagram stories while he was waiting in a fortnite lobby, and get his first glimpse of her: a picture of orla and her sisters, at the beach, all tagged. she sat on the edge of their picnic blanket, sunkissed with curls peeking out from beneath her hat. he shut his xbox off after a minute or so of scrolling through her grid. it was simply time to lock in and slide into her dms posthaste. and he's got the game of a man who's too dumb to care if he sounds cringey. the rest was history <3

who is more affectionate in public? in private? probably jameson for both. i think he's kind of touchy and like will not be stopped just because they're in public versus private. within like reason (although i'm sure her parents would disagree. sure they've probably seen more than they'd care to one year after the sun went down at aaron's famous fourth of july party.

who is the bigger romantic openly? secretly? i think orla both. i think jameson claims loverboy status but like. i dont know i feel like his love is very of the moment if that makes sense. but orla's got a more romantic view of like the world at large. like she's got the heart for beautiful spring days and fresh fruit and im maybe too high to be doing this. it's okay.

who is more likely to plan something big for valentine’s day? not to immediately pull a Both but both.... i think they get excited about planning stuff like that together. like orla's researching restaurants they can try and get a seat at, jameson's all excited to take her roller skating or something corny like that. like i think they loveeee a good date night. and trust they're all well documented. these people have the most massive digital footprints.

who is more likely to initiate hand-holding in public? handholding specifically? probably orla. i think that feels sweetie and fun and her style. jameson's more inclined to like arms around the waist or shoulders.

who is more likely to make huge declarations of love in front of other people? i don't think either of them would like particularly struggle with that kind of thing. but i do think jameson is one of those guys who gets wasted and feels the need to give a speech about the girl who changed everything. so do with that what you will.

who developed a crush on the other first? jameson he was simply down bad from square one. because he's been generally stupid and impish in the past, i think they were a pair that raised some brows at first, but she literally held all the power there babey.

who is more likely to send cutesy texts to the other? orla. jameson lacks the reading comprehension. but again i cannot stress enough she is adorable.

who spends time reading their zodiac compatibilities? orla again! mama's in tune with the universe. she's keeping an eye on what the stars have ordained. jameson will proudly claim he is aries, the bull.

who tends to get sick more often? who is better at taking care of the other? jameson gets sick more often which works because orla is better at taking care of him. he's well intentioned but ultimately would need to be like. explicitly told what she needed in the way of care when i imagine she'd already have the perfect soup in mind from the first sniffle.

who believes in soulmates? they both do and i mean it. i think in their own ways they share a very similar philosophy and part of that is having always believed their was someone they were meant to be with, someone that makes them a better version of themself, someone they can share life with. like corny on purpose what they believe. and i think its beautiful that they found each other.

who cooks the dinner, and who washes the dishes? orla cooks ^^ jameson has never eaten this many vegetables before in his life. its overwhelming sometimes. he will wash the dishes tho.

who does the majority of the driving? jameson simply insists that is his job. and she's his darling passenger princess.

whose family do they celebrate more holidays with? orla's. the hanna's have a massive gravitational pull. but for real, i think like the reids are decently close but definitely not as tight knit as the hannas and their web of family friends who all want to celebrate together. i think for a number of holidays, they're happy to invite his parents to join them as well, but i think they've staked the claim on hosting.

do they have any personal holiday traditions together? they're matching christmas pajamas people and they're gonna stay in those pajamas for as long as physically possible whenever they're celebrating. its that, cookies from the hanna family baking sesh, and cartoon christmas movies all day.

if they get married, what was the wedding vibe? summer wedding. ceremony maybe even on the beach. i think she wore some gorgeous drapey gown and he probably didnt wear a jacket or maybe even a tie. twinkle lights at the reception energy. i dont think they really stressed on it much. like i think they were mostly just excited to be doing it and having a party with all the people they loved so the details didn't matter as much.

how did they decide what to name their child(ren)? i think jonas and emmeline were both proposals from orla. i think jonas pretty closely aligns with jameson's sesnsibilities, but he is the culprit behind calling her emmy.

[judasofsuburbia]

15 questions and 15 tags

tagged by @serskets @gothbat99 @greenlikethesea and @flashyysins <333

are you named after anyone?

yes! my grandfather's middle name was 'emil' so my parents added a 'y' and here i am

2. when was the last time you cried?

i think I THINK it was reading chapter 4 of @cheatghost 's show me the place where he inserted the blade with the line "I stayed for you” Steve says. “Wanted you to know where to find me, if you ever came back. I couldn’t leave. You were lost.” LIKE I CAN SHOW U WHERE HE INSERTED THE BLADE BC LOU SHOVED IT RIGHT INTO MY HEART THANKS

3. do you have kids?

i don't and i never will!!! fuck them kids!!

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

all the time.

5. what's the first thing you notice about people?

eyes and teeth/smile

6. what's your eye color?

light blue

7. scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings forever and ever

8. any special talents?

the only ones coming to mind are knowing the dialogue part of britney spears "oops i did it again" and the full choreography to "crusin' for a bruisin'" from teen beach movie lmao

9. where were you born?

....................kansas........................

10. what are your hobbies?

man i'd love some hobbies but uh i guess right now i spend a lot of free time writing and reading?? i def want to watch more movies and be a letterboxd girly this year!

11. do you have any pets?

i sure do!! i have a 10 year old cat named mocha and she is the light of my life

12. have you played/do you play any sports?

HA oh man i fucking tried!! i played soccer for a few years, tried track and field, and i wanted to be a cheerleader so bad. then i took one drama class and said "oh. you know what? enough of that."

13. how tall are you?

5'9" babey! yeah i can reach the top shelf!

14. favorite subject in school?

i was definitely an english and theatre kid. especially when we would study shakespeare like me and hamlet were born in the same womb i think. and romeo is my little meow meow so there's that.

15. dream job?

PEAK dream job would be a company manager or production manager for a shakespeare theatre company in london or general england!! or maybe to be a theatre critic but that pays like -$2 so it would be for funzies. i'd also love to continue writing outside of fandom and maybe publish a book or a play one day!!

no pressure tags: @transmascsteveharrington @gorgeousgreymatter-x @dickytwister @2btheanswertothequestion @figthefruitfaeth @sparklyslug @yournowheregirl

[davekat-sucks]

oh My GOOOOODDDDD tghank you LarsxSadie anon for bringing that up, and davekat-sucks for posting it!!! Seeriously, wtf was that decision for? I can't properly explain to the people who weren't in those fucking trenches, just how LONG they strung that relationship around... Like holy shit dude, waiting during a one/two year long hiatus, only to be greeted by Townie garbage, after an intense story episode... UGH.

You sink all that time and energy into the relationship drama, when you COULD have used it for more gem lore-- something a majority of the fans found faaar more interesting-- and you just...fucking. DO IT ALL OFF SCREEN. AFTER WASTING ALL OUR COLLECTIVE TIME ON BULLSHIT. "it was pwivate steven... :'''c" BITCH. R U FORREAL????

They didn't wanna show a therapy montage for Steven's trauma either, because that was ALSO """"""private""""" BUT! His entire mental breakdown, arguably one of his lowest, most emotionally fragile moments... "Oh, that's kosher babey~ Greenlight that shit! 🤪👍"

Now don't get me wrong, I liked SU: Future a lot! I appreciate that Steven got to have morally grey characterization, and that his traumas were explored! I just don't like how they claimed some things should be private, then immediately go back on their word for something else. The writers and artists could've done something about it, they just weren't interested in exploring it. Be forthright with your intentions, and don't give me the privacy excuse. Like, it's called a show for a reason, so S-H-O-W, y'know? :\

I don't mind certain townie episodes if it can also have more themes like with Peedee of having job since he is growing up or cool kids helping him relax away from Gem stuff. Hell, let Steven also ATTEND SCHOOL with Connie to help him connect more with his human side. I think that's the problem. Sure Steven gets time to do things like go to amusement park and eat, but it makes us question more that once he leaves for good, it's a mystery on how he will survive in the real world. He has no high school degree, not attending college, and is basically out on his own. Hell, we don't know about the state of the outside world that's not Beach City to assume if he will be okay or not after all the shit happened. We go to a new city and see assholes in the highways, but it's not enough to assure us that Steven will be fine as a wanderer that when other strangers go see him, will they give him open arms or hesitant that this hobo is just driving out forever. Part of the blame is on Cartoon Network's side for cutting them short. But I also blame the writers for not not showing enough and just give vague explanations of what happened. If they want people to fill in the blanks of what happens, fine. But the execution of future timeskip feels like rushed. If they are gonna explain in submaterials like art books or spin-offs, that isn't gonna cut it. I'm on the belief that what it is said on the canon material is there. Don't say added information from things like side streams or interviews if you didn't have the balls to say it in your actual work that people watch/read. Everybody is pulling a JK Rowling these days that it's not even funny.

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

❤️

a romantic headcanon, Jake/Ronnie BABEY

I don't know if this is necessarily romantic, but I think it is. After having kids, these two always make sure to take some time away just the two of them to focus on their relationship. It's only like once a year, and they also always make sure to take a family vacation as well. But they don't wanna look up one day after the kids have graduated and moved out to find that they don't know their spouse anymore. So they to go the beach, on ski trips, maybe even to Disney once just the two of them. And honestly, what's more romantic than quality time with the person you love most?

emoji headcanon prompts

[tewwor]

❤ gotta for clar/des !!!!!

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send my character a ❤ and I'll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours. — @womanlives

AFFECTIONATE — Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind ( prefers hugs face 2 face ) | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA ( only if des is okay with it! ) | Spooning ( would ask to be little spoon every so often ) | Shared baths ( if they can find one that fits ) | Whispers | Affectionate texts ( talk about daily affirmations + 1398619365 things he's seen ) | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection | extra: sharing fruit with her, makes her little puzzles, any time he kisses any part of her — he tries to dim the light a little, alternatively — he glows extra bright when he's delighted or swooning, makes her a lil' matching patch, tucks her in, lays his fat his on her lap with🥺eyes

SEX — Shower sex ( he's gonna sound like a dog trying to eat a hose if he's facing the water ) | Wall sex | Neck bites ( just a lil' nibble ) | Oral ( what that mouth do ) | Morning sex | Drunk sex ( can't get too drunk or else his body uh... ) | Public sex ( he's too aware of their surroundings ) | Backseat of car spacecraft ( look he'd do it anywhere if it's private ) | BDSM ( if she's down 2 clown then so is he ) | No sex ( tbh he doesn't need it and is 100% fine just look at her like she's all of the suns combined ) | extra: once the whole.. 'i'm scared i'm going to combust or hurt you because my body's weird' part is handled ( it's possible ) he's gonna be like velcro, he also takes immense pleasure from being a service top or switch lbr.

DATES — Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game ( i think he'd like it! for like 10 minutes, then he'd rather watch / listen to it not in person ) | Hike | Coffee | Museum ( you wanna see him be a nerd in his natural habitat? ) | Club ( not his fav but doable ) | Bar | Beach ( literally every beach episode in one man ) | No dates | extra: does tearing apart scrap count? i think eating out would be big for him — try all sorts of new things, spa maybe?, or tbh any sort of safe body of water he can turn it into a hot spring lbh

Would my character….

Marry them? Yes ( mentally, he's already on one knee ) | No

Have sex on the first date? Yes | No ( he doesn't have the time )

Confess their attraction first? Yes ( absolutely, without a doubt, of course ) | No

Have children/adopt? Yes | No | open to it? ( very afraid of what might happen with genetics though )

Die for your character? Yes ( do they have a ___ days since clar / des died on board? ) | No

Cheat on your character? Yes | No

Lie to them? Yes | No ( he's an open book babey )

Cuddle after sex? Yes ( it's his fav ) | No

[x-v4mp3y3lin3r-x]

long post where i talk about Halloween Horror Nights, rant about Howl-O-Scream, and then also say some good things too lol

safe to say that HHN setting their swamp zombies themed scarezone in Louisiana might be an attempt to disassociate the concept from Vodou? I'm unsure if that's disappointing (a well-created swamp zombie theme set in, oh idk, south florida, based on vodou, would've been interesting IF pulled off correctly?) or if I'm grateful that FL HHN AND both Howl-O-Scream's seem to be managing to pull of their events without any misused Voodoo motifs this year?? all three of them?? oh I'm so proud

2021/2022 HoS Tampa had a Louisiana Voodoo scare zone that was weird. Inaccurate. Very uncomfortable. The whole thing was themed around Voodoo dolls— which aren't even used in Louisiana Voodoo. (And aren't prominent in Haitian Vodou, either.) And some time before that they had a "Voodoo Queen" event icon— which I guess is sort of more accurate than having white people in Spirit Halloween Dr. Facilier costumes walk around (Seriously, the scare zone was bad)— and her house (which ran for like a decade straight, actually) was at least sort-of grounded in Voodoo, it at least referenced the folklore of zombies, but again, featured fucking Voodoo dolls!

And Howl-o-Scream Orlando has been no better, using the same "Witchcraft Bayou" scarezone ALL 3 YEARS SO FAR, with fucking Voodoo dolls as the imagery, and AGAIN the knockoff Dr. Facilier costumes 😭 This year they don't have it listed on the site, though, thank god.

My thing is that, I am BY NO MEANS an expert on Voodoo or Vodou, I just wish that the cultures weren't so heavily demonized by using them exclusively for horror, and misrepresenting them, at that. [Especially here, where people do practice vodou/voodoo, it seems very insensitive] AND NO MORE VOODOO DOLLS! So yeah, I'm so grateful that after a whole fucking decade, that Howl-O-Scream (and hopefully HHN) may actually be letting go of the distasteful Voodoo motif

And of course to end on a lighter note, I'm happy to point out that Tampa is doing a SKUNK APE themed scarezone!!! That's Florida culture right there babey!!! I'm dead set on going to Orlando's HoS this year, which makes me sort of sad to miss skunk ape :[

Orlando also has teased a beach-themed scare zone that hasn't been announced yet, called "Paradise Palms", which I'm so morbidly excited for. The teaser photo is a counter bell, so maybe it's gonna be resort themed, and GOD that's fun!! I'm guessing it's gonna be paired with the unannounced "Water's Edge Wellness Center" haunted house? Which is ALSO something I'm dying to hear about tbh. Orlando has had such interesting themes, and yet they've been pulling them off so well that I've been tripping over myself to go every year lol. They've also yet to announce a scare zone called "Cannibal Harbor" which is also gonna be exciting, I'm sure.

So yeah, mixed feelings galore. Somebody should tell me if there's a word to describe the downright Orientalist view of Voodoo that most people have thanks to it being misrepresented in horror. (Actually, maybe it's JUST Orientalism? note to self, research that more later when my tummy don't hurt)

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Hey guyss

😬 yeahh the cameras :(

:( bc that's just a rough situation

Ahh yeah then you can see all the trauma of that xdd

Oh right and they get real (not real) cameras lol

Hmm okay so he did try to break in

Ope?

LOL his accomplice o.o guess he did need help xD

Guess he doesn't care about being found now? Fair enough

Do you not see they're cops o.o

Ayy we love the commitment xD

Oh no-

Sir o.o

XD

Oh gosh they really hate her o.o

Don't go in too angry bestie be chill xdd

Yeah bestie she knows 😬

C'mon girl you got this 😬

😑 sir

Leave her aloneee

Okay good response good response

GLAD?

Bro I hate this guy 😑

Okay be chill be chill

But also go off girl xd

Honeyy xd 😭

OPE good thing they left those cameras o.o

??

The bandages and such, were there two of them?

Annnd they don't know the island 😭😬

Nope

Oh gross 😭

NOOO sir sorry 😭 poor girlie :((

Bro is crazy o.o

Bailey now is not the time xD

Nolan I don't think that'll work

Nah yeah he's way crazy o.o

I mean it kinda is a whole operation now xD

Nolannn be chill 😭

Guysss 😭😭

Maybe they'll hear the yelling?

UMMM

UH OH UH OH

EXCUSE ME???

Imagine if they killed Bailey right here

Did he shoot John in the leg???

YEAH RUN GUYS GUN

And screaming lol

Ahhh no him

Howw though?

OHH YEAH THE JAM

SLAY NOLAN :D

YOO go off Nolan with the chair

Y'allll 😭😬

Uh ohhh uh oh

OOP go off

Hey guys XD I mean why are they even there lol

Just for funsies xD

Ah for towels clearly 😌

EW

LOL the backup xD slay

ICONIC go off all y'all

XD funny that Nyla and Angela were too late lol but I'm sure the lift out and emotional just, them being there helped!

Ayy slay Celina :DD

Nice compliments Tim :))

Lol nahhh he ain't

Aww hey guys xD

XD yeah she's being going through it lol xd 🤢

Awww besties :'))

I love them sm thank you very much <33

Yeah it'll be back to normal soon :'DD :')

I'm glad we didn't drag that out too long <33

Aww that good night Celina was cute idk why

The way he said it was satisfying/sweet :)

Babeys <33 🥰

OOP detective's list o.o?

Uh ohh

Nah she's gonna see her name farther down but still there hey :)

Good shock?

Uh oh

Okay maybe it's not good shock xd

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ huh??

Oh bc she'll be on it for so long :((?

Aww 17 😭😭 Honey I'm so sorry :(((

Lucyyy 😭😭😭😭😭💔❤️

Poor babey :'(( <3

I thought I saw a bit of a clip that said 17th place and that explains it xdd 😭

Nahh she'll do something that moves her up idk how but she will

I'm glad story wise she didn't do too amazing though :') :'/

XD hey besties lol

You look tired

I mean that's kinda what we expected though isn't it lol

Oogh gosh o.o pieces 😬

Ahh yeah xd makes sense

The getting paranoid lol

I mean they were conducting surveillance lol-

I mean they didn't do much xD

XDD guys

LOL

I mean is it really that pleasant there xD

After all the. yk. murder lol

Awww honey 😭 xd

Okay phew I don't have to see her tell Tim lol

Not that he would've been upset with her or anything, he probably hugged her lol :) but still it would hurt me

I mean is it worse though xD

Awww what is it (this is a tiny bit of the clip I saw, like "prize for 17th" is what I saw)

AWWWWW STOP THAT IS SO CUTE

Did he get that as 1st originally on purpose :'))?

Honey <33

LOL metro xD

AWWWW lovelies 🥰🥰 of course she did :')

If this doesn't prove he supports you doing that idk what does xD

Awww honey :')) :'( you could never disappoint him <3

AWW yeah :') xD

Y'ALLLLL they're so cute <333

Aww it is cute/sweet xD <33 🥰❤️

Ope 👀?

Nahh it's a tv ain't it xD

Yep

Lol good for you guys XD

I bet you got that from the beach though and I just have to say. You do know you live by the beach don't you xD

Awww y'all 🥰 at least you had a good time for a while there lol

Happy Honeymoon for real guys 🥰🥰❤️

Awww lol I love them <33

[necromelli]

OMG my school had a bunch special education paraprofessional and I loved them so much! They literally saved my from failing at least 50 times 😂😂 I wanna do corporate law and it makes me actually wanna throw myself off of a bridge. It's like the best and worst things ever but I did not suffer so much to quit in the last year. At least I get to have 24h study sessions with my library buddies 🤪🤪 and I'm a barista so I get to have unlimited caffeinated items 😍😍

I love little kids tho! even though they scare me. I still remember how years ago this girl in kindergarten kissed my school uniform and had to get dragged off of me since she was hugging me for so long I was gonna be late for class-

AND NOOOO NOT THOSE FLOORS I swear one day when you open the floor up there's gonna be a whole colony of who knows what surviving off the moisture-

- N

YES??? it's gonna be insane when in another 40 years (1974 babey!!) They replace the floors.

I tried working fast food and I had to genuinely quit after 3 hours (it was sonic in Myrtle beach god bless). Granted I had been graduated for a year already, in college, and worked with like, 6 15/16 year olds. I've never gone back. retail for the win (I'm so good at it idky I actually love retail)