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A sketch dumpy, a whole lotta junk in the trunk.
#matchart#doodles#sorry for being inactive#but also i’m not#but also I’m dumb#but also#butts#butter bread#butterfly#aight imma head out
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this keeps happening to me someone help
#I’m at the point where I’m like whatever Skybound sucks but when it’s fun it’s so fun so I’m gonna focus on that and the fandom content#BUT THEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE OH SO YOU LIKE IT#AND IM LIKE NO LISTEN-#featuring my friends who I don’t feel like tagging hiiiii guys#also kind of featuring hat and mondo given that I ✨blame them entirely for my fixation✨#I’m joking#but also I’m not#anyways#spinjitsu doodles#spinjitsu screams#jay#jay walker#Skybound
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Finished college so I can write fanfiction
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[blank] would be a great character if they weren’t a cop
#this was unironically about judy hopps#judy hopps#zootopia#zootropolis#but also#winston bishop#and#jake peralta#juliet o'hara#emily prentiss#technically fbi not police but same difference#doris thatcher#yasmin khan#there’s probably more#nick wilde#acab#fuck 12#copaganda#give me more examples#you know who else#ralph wiggum#we’ve seen in future episodes he takes over his dads job#cop and nepotism#why’d they do that to my man#smh 😔😔😔#ok i’m done#but also i’m not#PC Plum was always my least favourite Balamory
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*tw* My best friend keeps being like ‘summer body’ ‘Barcelona body’ and it’s TRIGGERING ME LOLLLLL
#I’m v proud of her for going gym (bc it scares me) and for her feeling more confident#but I wish she’d stop posting about ‘summer body incoming’ bc i hate it sm lol#it makes me feel like I need to rush to lose the weight I want to when it’s actually something I am and should be doing at a normal fucking#rate#like bruv when it’s summer I’m gonna look like what I look like I don’t have a goal for a certain date and it makes me feel like I should 😭#I’m insecure can u tell#but also I’m not#lol#the whole ‘summer body’ thing is just crap
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wait y’all have partners who will act out scenes in your fanfics to help you better describe it?
so we aren’t all just staring at a wall and maladaptive daydreaming until the scenes feel real?
#gonna start hooking up with hinge men just to act out my smut scenes#me halfway through the hookup: actually could you do [insert oddly specific action]#i’m just joking around#but also i’m not#i want a partner like that sigh
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“I definitely have a plan” I tell my family while having nightly panic attacks about how I have no idea what to do with my life
#I want to do college#but I also can’t afford it#and also can’t do it not in person#but also I want to move away#but I can’t go to college if I move away#but I need to move away#but I also don’t want to go to college#but I also do#but I’m also too old to be a freshman in college#but also I’m not#I just wanted to be normal! and I’m not! love taht!!!!!#I hate everything
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got bullied in the tour truck today :(
-tay
#im so sorry you have to see this#but also i’m not#please add a photo of ur toe thumb if you have one too#toe thumb solidarity
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
#misc#I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped#it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially#the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm#which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water#as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun#it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here#I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances#also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential#so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export#but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image
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white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:
#climate change#im TIRED#and i’m saying this as someone who also lives in the US.#im glad that none of you have to worry about your family and friends in other countries dying because of the heat#but this idea that “oh we have to stop it before we reach the extreme” is SO STUPID#because it’s already reached the extreme in some places!!#people are dying in south asia. people are dying in southeast asia. people are dying in africa. people are dying in central america.#people are dying in south america. people are dying in island nations.#what will it take you to care about these people#or will you not care until it’s people who look like you who are dying.
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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you
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#.txt#chocolate guy#unreality#edit: deleted the other tags they were too harsh#generally though it is a little annoying to have a thing i wrote on my own#based on something entirely different#[ie chocolate guys videos]#constantly compared to a piece of media i’ve never interacted with#just because they apparently share a similar formula#does not mean it’s inspired by/a reference to it#and i’d prefer if this was just taken as the shitpost that it is lol#i know this is the fandom website but also like. it’s my post i’m allowed to be a little peeved
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
#grey art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel comic#Oh I am DONE coloring stuff for a while! it’s so boring!#I mean it looks great but I haaaaaate spending time on it!#get used to grayscale stuff for a while#also coloring multiple characters is stupid! no no no.#angel dust#husker#sir pentious#alastor#charlie morningstar#hazbin husker#hazbin alastor#god I’m glad to be done with this one
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Was forced to get a new phone today
#Bluetooth earbuds are the bane of my fucking existence and I hate them so fucking bad#I NEED those wired buds to fiddle with my hands when I’m anxious#I also like not having to fucking CHARGE the things I’m listening to stuff with#I hate this future this sucks bootyass#prince rambles in this chilies tonight
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Disclaimer these are just a small sampling of some possible writer traits I’ve noticed either in myself or in fics I read. Also consider a rb for sample size !
#I literally do all of these but mostly abuse of metaphor and specific descriptors and run on dialogue with no staging#writing#writers on tumblr#polls#I chose abuse of a metaphor you like because I think that’s probably my biggest#but also literally ‘you guys are getting beta readers?’ because I’ve NEVER ONCE had someone beta read for me#I like. proofread. sometimes#if you’re lucky#lol#but I’m curious what you guys do lol
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