#but also hes so babygirl and hes so blorbo and hes so . ... himbo

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

Quick Brain dump what’s been going through your 1800’s looking brain

literally nothing but NATM

im gonna add a barrier if you dont wanna see the weirdest thought train ever

im gonna explain in words how my brain was like 4 seconds ago

NATM NATM Teddy NATM Him him him him NATM NATM Robin Willaims NATM TEDDY TEDDY NATM his knees ATTILA oh my god oh my god im gonna cry NATM Teddy Teddy Teddy Owen Wilson NATM Teddy

i can give you context but also i wont

and then when i read 1800's my brain instantly went

The Alienist. ...Teddy-

and i had to stop that train of thought because the next word was deranged in matter of speaking

but anyways out of wondering how my brain works rn i thought 'Teddy's so babygirl' and honestly yeah i agree with my brain. NATM Teddy is so babygworl

more in tags

[whoishotteranimepolls]

Fandom Observation Nicknames and Funny Tags: Part Jujutsu Kaisen

To add to my fandom behaviors and trends series. I thought it would share some of the funny or slutty nicknames some of the fandoms have given to their characters because trust me some had me laugh out loud and deserve more attention due to the creativity. Not just the nicknames. The tags have also been something to behold. But just in case that's not your thing, I did put a break in the post so expand at your own risk

Now let me make myself perfectly clear this is not meant to shame or call anyone out. I am genuinely impressed with the creativity and you guys made me laugh. So again in my opinion these were too good just to be lost in the tags or in the anonymous messages, several you sent me.

So, let's start with Jujutsu Kaisen because that fandom is the best when it comes to nicknames and absolutely hilarious tags. So here are some of my favorites and they have at least one for every character

Kento Nanami: The Linkedin Daddy, The eldest daughter's dream man, " When you're tired of trying to fix him and now want a man that can fix you", The malewife, "The smutty wolf of Wall Street," "A man that could make a housewife out of anyone", Nanami 'i break walls with creeps and kneel for women' Kento," & Corporate Bae.

Gojo: "The unstable himbo", Everything the youngest child has ever dreamed of, The I could fix him (no one can fix him), A little freak affectionate

Geto: The "mentally ill genocidal pookie", "a DILF that fathered so hard he mothered", The middle child's dream man, & Precious baby girl who has done nothing wrong in their entire life (has literally committed terrorism and murder), "my princess with disorders."

Toji Fushiguro: "A horrible father that just happens to be unreasonably hot", Darling dirtbag, Extra wide blorbo, Precious beef cake, it would be worth the STD, hear me out the worm offers some interesting possibilities, my precious darling deadbeat, babygirl, The things I would let him do to me,

Choso: "His sunken eyes and depressed swag have captivated me", my little emo boy, "he is a beautiful angel and i want to sit on his face until he drowns in my p**** juice", pookie, big handsome kitty, baby daddy, mr. rideable nose, 150 y/o virgin.

Mahito: A "beloved princess with a disorder", "When you just want to freak who's objectively a monster"

Sukuna: "When you're down for atrocities", I might not survive but it would be worth it & Four armed daddy,

Yuki Tsukumo: "My tall and buff queen", & dommy mommy with a motorcycle.

I think everyone can tell the fandom favorites and if I see any more in the future I will add them. But I hope at least someone gets a laugh out of these and thank you to the people who put these nicknames or phrases in the comments, tags and multiple anonymous messages received.

And just in case you're feeling called out JJK fandom this is just part 1 of a series. I have multiple other fandoms posts started in the draft box

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

what are the core ingredients of a Tumblr Sexyman

Now you see THIS is an interesting question because in it lies a cultural shift in hotness that we can observe in real time.

You see, in an earlier era one could easily describe a tumblr sexyman as a character with the following traits:

-White/White Presenting in the fandoms eyes should the character be humanized in fanon only as was the case for characters like Bill Cipher

-Tall and Thin: tumblr girlies love looking different while not being different and therefore the average tumblrite would reject the “hunk” archetype for the slimmer figure, though having no regard for chubby or fat body types.

-Morally Dubious Characterization. Now this could range anywhere from a “fall from grace” in which a true good character finds themselves becoming the villain, to just straight up being a genocidal maniac but they were nice that one time to another conventionally attractive character (likely a protagonist). The point is to have a villain without the baggage of them being true evil.

-Tragic Backstories. From lost friends to corrupting outside forces to abusive daddies to abusive daddies to abusive daddies (there’s a lot of abusive daddies), you want your characters morally questionable choices to be blamable on anybody but themselves.

-Expensive Aesthetic. Suits, waistcoats, vests, even white button-up undershirts all portray someone as having money (regardless of their wealth status), while showing off that slim figure.

-“Charming”. Now what a tumblr girlie would call charming was often as dubious as the characters moral standings and it tended to come in two flavors: Coy and smarmy, which has a man who feels on top of the world, always has a quick retort, and can often be seen making half-lidded eyes at the protagonist with a sly grin on their face. They have not a care because they’ve already won. Conversely, they could be “Awkward”. Dorky and soft, tripping over sentences and their own feet, but they’re just sooooo cute about it. These tend to be the types to have meltdowns where they could be seen breaking things in a room and shouting while tears roll down their face because they’re “so emotionally available”.

AND THEN SUDDENLY SANS

Sans became something of a base-breaker as Sans broke many of these conventions. He dresses down, his body type-while being literal bones-is still fat presenting, his only “moral pitfall” doesn’t actually exist as he only attacks if you prove yourself to be actively genocidal, and he’s a short king. By all means, Papyrus SHOULD’VE been the TSM, if not Mettaton (who was near made for the role). And yet, Sans. Why?

Well, a shift was coming. Body positivity was on the rise and genuinely likeable characters were in shorter supply than ever before because too many pieces of fandom media were pandering to the TSM tastes, and if there’s one thing a counter culture fella loves it’s jumping to the next counter cultural movement when counter culture becomes the culture.

This means that Sans actually heralds in a new era, as different sizes, demeanors, and aesthetics started to break the base (see also: Alex Brightman’s Beetlejuice). However, there are some principles that still remain

-Coy charms and awkward charms alike are still pervasive in the TSM arsenal and a tragic backstory still has hooks in the audience, even if nowadays it may not necessarily apply to a morally dubious sort. Also they’re still like, all white. Because fandoms at large have a racism problem.

As one might note the TSM isn’t often an applied term these days, and that’s because as the TSM scope broadened new terms were being used to describe subsets before the umbrella term was dropped all together. Girlypop, babygirl, himbo, blorbo, glup shitto, etc. are all in their own way just a branch off the gnarled root of the TSM.

[rhine-gold-archive]

Do you have titles for other characters or is it only babygirl for Kazuha?

Kaeya - my one and only, main genshin blorbo. Hits all of my preferences. he has mistplitter while Ayaka is on blackliff, I got 5 his cons from standard without whaling while Lisa and Amber are both C1, bc what we have is special

Ningguang – my self-projection, I think she's hot, sure, but I mostly sympathize with her. Ofc, I’m not rich, but I also started from selling fast food to managing position. And she’s misunderstood as being too cold and menacing when she’s actually well-meaning. She also loves thinking up systems, is a tabletop nerd and regularly tells ppl to submit.

Kazuha - babygirl. the cutest, an absolute sunshine, deserves the world. my only limited 5 star with C2. i'm thinking of getting him freedom sworn, but tbh it highkey clashes with him and he's a weapon of mass destruction on 4 star swords rn, so idk

Beidou - gurrrrrrrrl women want her aquatic monsters fear her, who doesn't think Beidou is hot

Itto - babyboy. Sweet baby angel. should be the next geo archon.

Candace - wife material

Ayato - spoiled brat (affectionate)

Dehya - I'm getting this buff butch catgirl on release even if she's bad lmao

Thoma - best malewife, despite being fucked over by hoyo and underappreciated by fandom

Xiao - poorest littlest mew mew and the angry bird

Signora - Queen. Deserved better. They couldn't redeem her, because she was right, so they had to kill her. At least she went out proud and unbroken, untouched by woobification

Heizou - kitten. eager, hyperactive, needy and affectionate, playful and mischievous, can be a little awkward and exhausting sometimes, but he's too cute to actually get mad at him

Zhongli - I only think Zhongli is hot as a young himbo dragon lmao

Jean has like v interesting blend of dualities that isn’t loud or immediately obvious, she is the lady AND the knight, she is perfectly poised AND a little socially awkward, she’s elegant and fresh like a breeze AND perpetually tired, and so on. i like kind characters who might be quiet, but complex in unexpected ways

Albedo - little prince

Dainsleif - angsty, stoic and repressed are usually not my type, but he's very hot in "doomed by the narrative from the start" way. And also all Khaenri'ah men just have certain je ne sais quoi about them, that country only made hot ppl.

Enjou - unhinged librarian. masochist and is into dark arts, what's not to love. His and Lumine's rivalry is doing it for me in a way Childe can't

honorary mentions for people I'm not attracted to, but very fond of:

Yanfei - best girl

Hu Tao - girlboss gatekeep gaslight, best troll

Nahida - my sweet rogue AI child. deserves to go apeshit and possess ppl a lil bit. as a treat.

[ants-personal]

for the fandom ask: its always sunny :)

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Ohhh def charlie he just makes me laugh the most and his latest arc in ireland hit a little true close to home. Plus charlie day is just a gift.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Mac Mac MAC Donald. Buff or Fat he just so babygirl. My gay himbo i love him. Season 1 mac with his hair to pretty.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Artemis she is just to powerful to be on the show often and shes overlook way to much. Girl got in the bed with frank and lived amazing. Not everyone can say this also shes so confident love her.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Country Mac honestly. Him being the physical representation of every mac insecurity is just chef kiss. Also he was so funny even in death

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Dennis. He is the just the definition of stuck up, dramatic, petty rich bitch. And i love him for it. He had all the making of being popular in school and successful in life but hes too offputting and social awkward hes just like me for real.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Cricket but hed probably like it to much... but itd be fun at least.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Any of the mcpoyles. I dislike so much they gross me out smsmmse They are always so like greasy, sweating, and licking their lips I can't. (Tho the wedding episode was one of my faves)

Send me a fandom and I'll tell you

[yearning-and-arson]

ur opinions r so real & so is your music taste . since i dont know what else to say obligatory blorbo infodump section here -an orange (real) :D

Omg thanks!! I have a hard time articulating words about my blorbos so I will some blorbo bingos but with characters of my choosing :) I’ll do Steve Harrington (the blorbo ever) and another Nancy Wheeler because I love her so so much, and then my two favorite Riverdale characters because they’ve been on my mind 24/7 and I gotta rant about them, this post is rather long :D

Steve Harrington (THE blorbo):

He’s just simply the guy ever, silly dude with the most gender, he’s my babygirl, girlfriend material, they get all the bitches, she should be allowed to wear a skirt, need I say more? (Sadly no bingo for Steve)

Nancy Wheeler (I love her I love her I love her I love her I lo-):

Got a bingo for Nance! *pats her head* this girl can hold so much angst, she has the brain cell, she should be allowed to go insane, someone (Robin) save her from that awful love triangle, she deserves the world, i want to put her in a blender and watch her bounce around in there, I simply don’t understand how people hate her, like I respect their opinions but they’re just wrong

Now onto my Riverdale blorbos, this show is insanely unhinged but I simply can’t get enough, and for the love of god I wish they would stop traumatizing my beloveds (also I’m going to school in Jughead cosplay today because he’s simply so gender even though I do not care for him as a character)

Archie Andrews (my son):

He is but a boy, he’s a golden retriever, he’s an absolute idiot, like so incredibly stupid and unhealthily selfless (Archie son listen to me Hiram murdering all those people IS NOT YOUR FAULT), he needs sooooo much therapy, he needs to stop finding every excuse to take his shirt off (sir your father was just shot please put your tits away), i wish his relationship with Veronica was more than just them having a short conversation then fucking (it’s seriously so annoying I have to skip through so many sex scenes, they could be so cute but they don’t do anything except for that and it pisses me off), I love him <3, He simply doesn’t know how to human, he’s trying his best, I want to hug him so fucking badly, got a bingo for my boy

Betty Cooper (the love of my life):

GET THIS GIRL SOME FUCKING THERAPY!!! REAL THERAPY NOT JUST REFILLING HER ADDERAL! This bitch is so fucked up it’s not even funny, her dad’s a serial killer, she got sent to a corrupt nunnery and drugged, all of her tuition money was given to the cult her fucking mom’s in, she is held to wayyyy too high of expectations and definitely has body issues, internalized homophobia and heteronormativity has this girl in such a tight grip (she’s lesbian and asexual), like the whole first episode of the show is her forcing herself to be in love with Archie and then she has her sexual awakening via Veronica Lodge (don’t even get me started on how gay those two are for each other), I really wish her and Jughead were just besties because I simply do not like them romantically (they are mlm/wlw solidarity and in a qpr), she is on my mind always, I really just want to hug her like she is so fucked up, I am so incredibly gay for her like I would not mind if she held a stake to my throat and threatened to murder me, her in the midnights club episode of season three is like one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen she is just so pretty

Alright that’s the end of my rant, I’m sure there’s some more thoughts up in my brain, but this is it for now! I noticed that my blorbos from both these shows are a bisexual himbo and a badass traumatized asexual lesbian who date at some point in the show but I don’t like them together. Interesting.

[wrenhyperfixates]

HELSPJS MAMMON WAS MY FIRST FAVE HES ADORABLE!!! AND STILL SITS IN MY TOP 3 HES JUST GREAT and hell yes, let me rank my obey me faves from 1-7 with reasons because I don't have a life.

1. Levi - He's so funny, he's so skrunkly, he's such a mood. I kinda kin him and have a giant crush on him at the same time. i'll cosplay as ruri-chan for you anyday bbg 10/10 man

2. Belphie - he's hot now but he was a red flag at the start (thankfully im a sucker for villain redemption arcs, no wonder im a scara simp). Anyways belphie = scara they are the same person.

3. Mammon - MY FIRST FAVE, MY FIRST HUSBANDO!!!!! i love him sm you have no idea he's so precious he's so blorbo he's so !!!! i still simp for him but i find myself in the Levi/Belphie tags more often so I can say that he has officially been dethroned now 💔

4. Beel - LITERAL BABIE !!!! i wouldn't say im a simp??? idk he just reminds me of a giant puppy that needs to be protected at all costs and he's so precious 🥹 but those arms are literally criminal WHY. anyways, he is the definition of himbo and one of my favorite characters in the game

5. Lucifer - he's fine ig, i don't hate him but i don't understand all the simpery 😭😭 he's hot tho

6. Asmo - he's kinda annoying 🤡 like i get that him only loving himself is his entire shtick but CMON???? GIVE HIM SOME PERSONALITY PLS???

7. Satan - I literally don't know anything about this guy wth

Ooooo ok a very respectable list!!!! I shall now share mine 😌

1. Mammon: he’s hot and very openly simps for mc (tho he tries to hide it sometimes he doesn’t do it well lmao) he’s adorable 😫 I feel like the game low-key wants you to like him the most sometimes asdfghjkl I really do love how soft he is for mc and he’s pretty funny and yea he’s my little tsun tsun 💖

2. Belphie: yea he’s a red flag but red’s my favorite color. But fr once he works through his stuff he’s very sweet and very baby. he is my babygirl I love him I want to cuddle him while we nap pls

3. Levi: LETS BE OTAKUS TOGETHER MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SHUT IN BOY ❤️ skrunkly is exactly the word for him. Would love to do some gaming and anime watching with me. Probably very close to my ideal bf ngl-

4. Beel: YES HES SUCH A HIMBO AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT. also don’t necessarily simp for him but he’s so sweet and caring 🥺 probably gives the best hugs and is the most thoughtful out of all the brothers imo

5. Satan: interchangeable with Lucifer depending on the day but I would love to read and look at cat videos with him 😍 those may be his only two character traits but that’s enough for me lmaooo. Also he low-key has daddy issues. There’s something abt the way he interacts with mc that I just find hot tbh 😳

6. Lucifer: like I said, interchangeable with Satan. Probably the hottest of the brothers if we’re being honest 🥵 I feel like I don’t actually know much abt him but um yea hot. And he’s a good big brother… most of the time lol

7. Asmo: we would be great friends but I don’t simp him at all 😭 I’ve read some analyses abt his character so I think he has more depth than the game rlly showcases

Are you up to do the side characters?? 👀

[josukkes]

hello hello once again !! (・∀・)ノ ooo, placements whoa !! is this for school, and i'm assuming they've wrapped up by now then?? and don't worry, the answers are more than good !! omg yess i was so happy they finally confessed in kaguya sama, and yess mp100 is such a good show, i also love reigen and mob's dynamic!! he's such a good mentor to him! ;v; for this week's question, who are some of your favorite characters and why?? ( ´ ▿ ` ) ~ your animanga secret santa 🎅

Hi there! Hope you've had a good day, cause I STILL HAVE A WEEK AND A HALF OF PLACEMENTS (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Oh, alright this will be a doozy. Here's a list of favorite characters

jotaro and josuke from jjba

1. he's so cool (autistic swag) and that's all I can tell you. He scratches the brain just right. He's most likely TRAUMATIZED from Egypt and he's an EPIC DIVORCE MAN. He is So. That's it 2. I adore characters with a heart of gold that are just a little bit bastards, just a tad. He's just a silly little guy. This part is most like slice of life and I LOVE slice of life and also mundane power usage! tldr I like him in an auntie type way that makes me want to give him 20 euro while nobody's looking. I hope that makes sense

kunikida from bsd

I can relate to his ideals of "the world fucking SUCKS yet I'll still fight for my ideals". Basically my favorite trope is optimistic yet not naive. It's why I like characters like Tanjiro and Yuuji a lot as well, fighting despite adversity is so big brained. Also Hot, something is wrong with my brain and blond meganes make me froth.

Arataki itto from genshin impact

HIMBO KING! DUMBASS KING! He plays ygo and loses 500 times in a row! Sometimes you just want a pathetic goof

Reigen from mp100

Speaking of pathetic, just look at him. Milf dilf twink babygirl hottest anime woman and tumblr sexyman runnerup. I love the juxtaposition between the fandom making him hot and him being, like, Canonically bitchless. Jokes aside, I also like how despite being a fraud essentially, he cares for mob so much

Nanami and Yuuji from jjk

1. Same reasons as kunikida, guy who knows the world sucks yet is still fighting on, and also Blond Meganes make me froth. Actually any megane in a suit makes me froth, but my point still stands 2. He's a little Blorbo! Also read the optimism part from above

Noe from vnc

BLORBO. He's so, I want to hold him gently like hamburger

Yato and bishamon from noragami

1. He's pathetic in a hot kinda way :). His character design is so cool, black hair with light eyes ALSO gets me. Also something something his story of being an abuse survivor is touching 2. HOT. Also cool

I hope those have been good answers and not at all devolved into BLORBO and Horny grip. TL;DR if a character's an optimist, I like them :)

Have a good evening (￣▽￣)!

[chryza]

Masterpost of what I think about you based on who you simp for in FFXIV I’m going to try and include as many characters I’ve vibe checked as possible but if yours isn’t here comment them and I’ll give you a custom roast for free. If I forgot someone, please refrain from saying “How could you forget x” I have three different memory disorders okay I did my best 😭

The Scions

Minfilia-You think a woman’s tits can redeem anything bad about her and you’re right.

Lyse-You’re a lesbian with a hard-on for destroying capitalism to the point where your friends ask you to maybe tone it down a little

Papalymo-Ur into dads. Not dilfs. Just dads.

Thancred-You like your men ROGUEISH and BLOODIED and BEATEN and BABYGIRLED

Urianger-You have autism or you are currently in an irl relationship with someone who has autism. Thank you for your service

Y’Shtola-okay little sun. (You enjoy being verbally degraded, so this is for you, a compliment)

Tataru-I love you. You want someone who can cook for you and tease you and who in turn you will shower with affection which is the only currency you have to offer

Estinien-I’m gonna be honest the only thing I can offer here is that you like brooding men who are idiots. Don’t go for a joint bank account.

G’raha-If you like GRAHA then you desire strongly a partner you can cuddle like a stuffed animal if you like THE EXARCH then you are a bottom and you like the dark academia aesthetic

Krile-You need a partner that will fill the emotional void left by your mommy issues

Moenbryda-You have autism but you kin urianger instead of crushing on him. Or ur just really into chicks who can crush you with their thighs and you’re mad that people turned it into a meme

ARR

Kan-E-Senna-I don’t believe you. You’ll have to defend yourself to me in a trial by combat

Merlwyb-Your perfect first date is dying side by side with the person you love as you fight for your lives but you’ll probably end up getting a coffee or something

Nanamo-you are SO into the princess and knight aesthetic thing, you LOVE fairytales so much.

Raubahn-You like men with an “I can fix him” flair but who have already been fixed. You’re also touch starved

Lahabrea-The line between annoyance and attraction is a tightrope you walk every day but by god you’re walking it

Cid-GOD you love himbos it’s not even a “haha I love stupid men” thing to you it’s a REQUIREMENT, the men you date need a HIMBO RESUME

Gaius-Your devotion is impressive. No one can tell you what to do with your life. I think you’re a Jane Austen protagonist.

Nero-SCRUNGLY SKRUNKLY MAN HAG BLORBO HEHEHHEHE EVIL SCIENCE

Heavensward

Haurchefant-I’m so sorry. I’m so, so sorry. Why don’t you wrap yourself in a blanket and pretend like he’s the one holding you.

Aymeric-Objectively the most stable main character in this godforsaken game, you take your husband material seriously.

Lucia-You’re a lesbian who mains warrior, I shan’t elaborate

Edmont-pathological dilf/gilf enjoyer to the point where you need help and/or jesus

Artoirel-your dream is to become one half of the most powerful power couple to ever power

Emmanellain-You’re gay in a hipster filter flower crowns cavetown kind of way

Ysayle- You were chronically disappointed by stormblood. You say everyone is out of your league but chin up champ, ysayle wanted to fuck a dragon and probably did so you can’t be that bad

Hraesvelgr- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Igeyorhm-What does it matter if a female character is developed, you are horny in the here and now and that’s more important. You probably think femdom is hot too 👀

Stormblood (god help me)

To preface-if any character from stormblood is your simp of choice you automatically get a sticker that says WEEB slapped on your forehead.

Yugiri-I feel like you listen to metal and keep neat pets like tarantulas or snakes. I cannot explain why.

Gosetsu-For want of a proper bushido character you settled on him but then when the Tsuyu plotline happened you genuinely fell in love with him. Kind of a DILF, reblog.

Hien-himbo connoisseur. You own a sword.

Sadu-WOMEN. BIG FAN OF W O M E N. That’s your only personality trait rn but that’s okay, life’s hard.

Zenos-you are a godless degenerate who is unironically into BDSM (it’s okay me too)

Yotsuyu- You know she’s a femme fatale. You know there’s no way that’s going to end well. But you are so allured by her viciousness and tragic backstory what does it matter that you’ll end up dead on the floor. “I can fix her” yeah keep telling yourself that bud.

Fordola-you are genuinely one of the sweetest people in the world and I think you COULD fix her actually.

Asahi-Liar, you’re a fandaniel simp

Shadowbringers

Lyna-you believe drinking your respect women juice is not only an obligation but an honor and you still avert your eyes from the Victoria’s Secret posters in the mall

Kai-Shirr-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Runar- I feel like I can’t even call you a furry in bad faith. You just love nice men that much. Who cares if he’s a lion.

Feo Ul-Trans. You definitely have an au where the WoL took them up on their offer to become King Titania.

Ran’jit-I…don’t believe you? You’ll have to explain to me why you like him

Ardbert-So soft. So nice. Hnnnn oh yeah we were talking about you. You’re not a himbo enjoyer because you do prefer men who have some brain cells but you DO like em sad and you DO like em muscley

Emet-Selch- He is the character who in the entire game the story tries its hardest to make us simp for. It worked. The only thing I can do is quote another video on this same subject: You are DISEASED.

Elidibus-Someone hits u with the 🥺 and you melt like butter. Your favorite activity is peace and quiet.

Endwalker

Fandaniel-You self-identify as a goblin. You were a theatre kid. You love that he’s sad and insane but you don’t want to fix him. That would ruin the appeal.

Ameliance-“Bro I said I wanted to fuck Ameliance as a joke but bro….I don’t think it’s a joke anymore”

Nidhana-You’re correct. About everything. You’ve never been wrong. You own booty shorts that say “I love women in STEM” on the ass

Vrtra- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jullus-for you, enemies to lovers isn’t just a trope, it’s a lifestyle

Venat-📸 hmm? Oh sorry that was just me taking a picture of you admitting you desperately crave someone to take care of you. Mommy issues. NEXT!

Hermes-you adamantly differentiate between Hermes and Fandaniel, but at what point must the line be drawn for your “I can fix him” complex to kick in hmm??

Hythlodaeus-You have a praise kink. (You also should come be my friend. We can simp for him together ☺️)

[bellamuertes]

sorry to be a nuisance to your inbox tell me for scrimblos and blorbos and such from FDTD ?

omg you're not a nuisance, shhhh 💖

blorbo/scrunkly: seth, surprising literally no one. he's my babygirl, he's my himbo, he's an idiot, he's a genius, he's a dweeb, he's the coolest guy in the room, he's a bastard, he's my bestie, he needs a 3 day nap, he needs SO much therapy. his s2 mexico look was THEE look of all time.

scrimblo bimblo: carlos, what a goddamn legend. he steals every scene he's in. can never get enough of that dude.

glup shitto: ximena, i loved her so much, she deserved so much better. also rafa, he too deserved better and i liked his relationship with kate.

poor little meow meow: probably richie, it's not his fault he murdered a few people, he just needs a horchata and a forehead smooch.

horse plinko: hmm, this one's hard because they all get thrown through the ringer and need a break... maybe sonya or dakota because they were both so annoying lmao.

eeby deeby: sex machine, be gone with you. he definitely overstayed his welcome for me.