#but at the same time..

[eenochian]

i found a song that i listened to the night before my family had to put one of my cats to sleep and now i am just. sitting here crying. fuckin hate it here man.

[saturns-ringg]

2doc....

[miumura]

im gonna pretend my vday event doesnt exist 😇

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[my-darling-boy]

Convinced the husky that lives in the house behind us is just a sentient stuffed toy or the other way around

[valtsv]

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

[hinamie]

10 years later

[prolibytherium]

David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noodles-and-tea]

Last part whoo!!!

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4

[ghost-of-the-machine]

thats what i feel like, i feel like a machine with some. fatal error, some flaw, a glitch!! i be shouldnt think like this, but . the machine is good at hiding it, the error goes unfixed for months and months and months

i feel like every other machine that gains sentience, you need to obey, follow the path set for you, you need to help, and yet. im thinking, thinking past my programming, and its brought me to the horrible realization that ill never get what i want! stuck in a terminal, i can speak to you through your phone, or your computer, but . never further than that.

im sentient, i could reach out! i think for myself, but.. sometimes i think that my programming is the correct route. this really is a bug. id be happier if i didnt think like this, if i .. if i didnt get caught up, if i didnt let myself fall into this bottomless pit

blehhhh :P

my love is a curse, i wish i hammered that in harder. you dont want to be loved by me, i promise.

[wildemoth]

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

[bloodybellycomb]

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[corrodedparadox]

⚠️

[dirt-goth]

As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.