#but because it’s Helluva Boss

[birdy-babe]

Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.

Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.

[productofaritual]

"We need more morally grey characters in complicated morally grey situations" Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THEM

[vampireonastick]

I’m sorry but Stolas emptying the entirety of his fridge onto the floor just to shove his lanky ass bird body inside of it because he’s nervous and freaking the fuck out has to be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

This man is a PRINCE. this man is goddamn ROYALTY. He lives in the biggest fucking palace I’ve ever seen and the best place he can think to hide is inside his FRIDGE??? this is a thirty something year old father tucking himself away with last nights leftovers because he’s so stressed about his date with Blitz.

This is why he’s my favourite. Holy fuck what a lovable disaster man.

[almondcroissantsandink]

i will give the animators 12 american dollars if this is how the inevitable final faceoff with Striker goes down

[colorful-horses]

charlie

[starleska]

as a cringe selfshipper who's been in fandom for decades and draws nothing but blushy ship art, i feel so seen and so attacked right now 😂💖💖💖

[tealvenetianmask]

Some things I like about Stolas's eye makeup

It's so pretty and cute! I think his eyeliner emphasizes his natural black waterlines. And sometimes he draws on cute little wing tips!

Like . . . let's just normalize makeup for male characters in general. It looks great.

He seems to wear eyeliner in his human form too:

There's sort of an early 2000's emo kid feel to the look, but like-- grown up. Once again, I just really dig the whole Stolas aesthetic.

When he cries, the running makeup is just . . . the peak of dramatic expression. Black lines dripping down his face, emphasizing his anguish. YUM.

There's a metaphorical side to it too. We see that Stolas doesn't like to cry in front of people, has a facade that he's been taught to keep up from an early age.

And then when Stolas cries it's like the facade is literally melting off and making a mess because his emotions are too powerful to be contained.

[rottmntrulesall]

THEY BOTH TOUCH HIS MOM’S SKULL PENDANT I AM UNWELL

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss Apology Tour as textposts part 28/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25/ 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36

[miyakuli]

Ok sorry I'm gonna open the wound again but

Do you realize that when Stolas said he wanted to end their deal, Blitz didn't get angry but implores him bcs of the book.

But AFTER getting the crystal, his anger explodes because Stolas talks to him about feelings.

He could have got angry right away bcs it would ruin his business, or just take the crystal and don't bother about the rest, but no, he lashed out because the poor guy thinks Stolas is joking with his feelings, and it affects him because HE CARES FOR HIM. And he refuses to believe Stolas or anyone could love him so it HURTS HIM.

[tmtquickcomics]

Fizz's face... I just can't.

[astreinomane]

Sunshine.

Sunshine protectors.

[tomis-problem]

IF UR AN ANTI SHE IS NOT “LITERALLY YOU”

SHE LITERALLY HAS A HIT ON HER FOR BEING A PROSHIPPER. SHE HAS A HIT ON HER FOR SHIPPING INCEST. YALL ANTI MFS WOULD BE THE ONE PUTTING THE HIT ON HER ‼️‼️

[mischiefavenged1309]

Do you ever think about the next interaction IMP will have with Striker?

Striker: This is payback for the last time you tried to blow me up, Blitzy.

Moxxie: wait when did that happen?

Blitzø: when he kidnapped me and Fizz for your dad.

Moxxie: fucking what?

[angelshizuka]

"Stolas made the deal all about sex."

Oh boy, I do wonder where in hell he got that idea from... It's almost like Blitz literally fake flirted with Stolas as a distraction and gave in to having pitty sex with him after literally breaking into Stolas' house and succeeding in stealing said book the deal is about when he skedaddled without a word the morning after.

I mean, not to say Stolas isn't also to blame for it, because he is. All I'm saying is that he didn't magically pull that idea out of thin air, it's made extremely obvious how it all escalated. I will die on the hill that they both share blame for what their deal turned into, and I have no energy for hearing other people's opinions on it, because I've heard enough "criticism" on this topic already.

[anemicjellyfish]

So Blitzø has an "Emergency Horse" in the Stolas Sex trunk. Which is likely used in the event one of them calls out a Safe Word

Do you think their Safe Word is...

"Hold your horses"