#but for real tho

[the-darkestminds]

My fellow blogger: *very long and well constructed post about how Elain and Lucien will never be together, including source material, a works cited and a direct quote from the author herself*

Me: Yes but have you considered how sexy Lucien is?

[colesawicn]

“why didn’t they let kuina and ann reunite” do you want kuina to be in the operation room as well,,, also after ann’s revival, she is actually roomed with kuina it’s true it’s true im the nurse

[voltagefangirl19]

K.O verbal knockout, winner: Nodoka!

Sub-story: becoming the perfect family pt 1- Mamoru

[bruxbea]

Ugly crying in the club cos it’s 2024 and X-Men Evolution still doesn’t have an actual ending-

[dc-himbo]

For real tho, today of all days should be the day you write your senator and let them know what you really think and what changes you want to see in the world. Really twist that knife in. 🗡🗡🗡🔪🗡🗡🗡🍴

[clburr03]

They're really just out there doing that in front of us kids over here! 🤭😏😍

[lorikabori]

I’ve really been underestimating Bloodluna’s bulk cuz how is Araquanid’s Liquidation or Tusk’s Close Combat not a guaranteed OHKO

[u5an5]

I just learned that they’re making NICK CAGE (no, I don’t mean character with a face somehow based on him, I mean literal Nicolas Cage, being voiced by The Nicolas Cage) survivor in DBD and I CAN’T.

Not only does he have voicelines that he constantly spouts during the game (making him the only survivor able to speak outside the lobby), not only does he say absolutely wild shit ranging between  "We're gonna stand up, and we're gonna keep going back to the toy store. You can't take them from us!",  “I've been in tougher situations... spelunking!" and "Don't do this to me I'm not a worm." (among others, you can find them on dbd wiki), he also has absolutely wild perks.

With the first one, once you activate it you do a funny knees-high run (yes, this is integral part of the perk, important enough to be mentioned in its description) after which you are sped up and get random effect that ranges between getting a random item, being able to get downed with one hit for a while and straight up screaming (none of which can happen twice in a row).

Second one causes you to scream when you see killer, after which you’re able to see their aura (of killer that you first have to see. And be close enough to most likely be seen. It also notifies the killer of where you are. It’s basically equivalent to tossing a grenade under your own feet to have a momentary wallhack for a person you have to see in the first place) for few seconds with 50% of you screaming again, extending your time slightly more (do you get 50% with second scream? If yes, would it be possible for you to just scream non-stop for a minute?)

Last one is definitely one of the perks I’ve ever seen. It basically allows you to down yourself silently (which doesn’t mean shit cause you always have icons with the current state of all survivors in the corner and seeing someone suddenly dropping when you haven't even seen them yet is pretty ??? ) and while it makes you less detectable, it also let's you get back up by yourself, instantly fully healed with slight speed boost for few seconds. Did I mention that you have to be injured to use it in the first place?

To top it off I need you to realize something:

He’s officially part of this game’s lore.

I repeat if it didn’t sink in yet.

This guy, Nicolas Cage (worldwide known actor and film producer as a character, voiced by Nicolas himself) is CANONICALLY part of Dead By Daylight (game about eldritch-abomination Entity which kidnaps other beings across time and space for it’s eternal spectacle of them killing and being killed, feeding on their emotions) lore now, of which are also deadly sick priestess that lived milenia ago who throws up at you, conjoined twins of which one died decades (yes, it didn't decompose this whole time and yes, the living sibling was walking around with a corpse hanging off of them) before they came back alive, separated themselves from their sibling and ran off, litteral witch (she's a survivor for once), and a k-pop Joker.

[cardboardbox-fly]

I finally got the indie exclusive of Bitb because of the new bookshop in my town!!! I’m so happyyyy

ANDDDD I didn’t see the “signed copy” sticker till i was on the queue so I’m double happy

[missmitchieg]

RIP to the cutest little badass. You were incredible and deserved so much better.

[emopainter-blog]

qwq been a while since we've seen Snuggy on her booba— I mean— - fluffy giant form-

Snugs, don't call them that! Ō-Ō

[gallium-spoon]

The Locked Tomb series is starting to occupy the same space in my brain as Homestuck where I've never read the source material and every post I've seen about it is so buck wild and so completely disconnected from every other post I've seen about it that I'm half convinced y'all are just making things up

[thesnowqueen]

if i had a nickel for every time the best friend duo that was the cornerstone of an entire trilogy got split apart at the end of the 3rd movie, ruining the entire trilogy for me, i'd only have 2 nickels, but it's strange that it's happened twice

[sonnets-and-snowdrops]

Happy Father's Day to Cerrit Agrupnin and Cerrit Agrupnin only

[frannyzooey]

Pedro as a teacher, I’ll never be over it