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They leave when they are done

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

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Clef this, Gears that. My question is:

What is your favorite obscure character?

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Failed captcha over 10 times in a row cause they can't decide where the bus ends or how big stairs have to be to count in "choose every picture with stairs"

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Theory: The Clone X was not Cody like some people think or even Fives (I know he's been dead for a very long time but so was Boba Fett and look where we are. Plus, Echo was supposed to be certainly dead too; making him Winter Soldier-esque storyline wouldn't be that surprising) or not even Slick.

((Also, now that we've seen his face devoid of any tattoos or scars I think first two takes are definitely not applicable anymore; they wouldn't put that much effort to make him unrecognizable))

Back to the point: In my opinion, The Clone X was none other than...

Fox.

Now let me explain.

Who else, other than X, was loyal to the law and justice dictated by it over any moral or ethic code?

Fox.

Who else was portrayed with such single-minded focus on hunting down traitors of the government he served, regardless of what it was?

Fox.

Who else could know not only Coruscant so well but also identify Rex like they knew each other?

He already was a remarkably successful tracker of traitors, why not make him more efficient by pointing them out for him?

Good soldiers follow orders, after all.

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only on tumblr will you have fanart of a thing that looks like cross between a skinned ostrich and a hermit crab with pile of garbage and skulls instead of its shell and vagina full of teath instead of its beak or an eyeless (they are gouged out) thing that looks like it's skin was taken from misfigured week-old dead body after it was ran over and repeatedly experienced bungee jumping with a rope around its neck that has bloated stomach and is at least three sizes too big and was strung up onto skeleton of some kind of quadraped animal that was also ran over, that was trying to behave like a human and not only will it be appearance-wise almost exactly what I just described, but also see multiple people making them wear maid outfit or say that they def would whimper and are their babygirl and be pretty sure they are not joking

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i have this thing where when i get myself into fandom its either five years after anything major happened and it was relevant to anyone outside diehard established fanbase or two days before all shit starts to hit the fan but i don't know it until week later. theres no middle ground

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Adam would't exist if he didn't replace Adam but then Adam would. But he wouldn't be Adam cause he wouldn't live trough what made Adam Adam. Adam is the way he is because he is what he is and he isn't anyone but himself. But Adam wasn't anything else than Adam and never really got to be Adam because Adam became him. Adam was a one memory Adam had and he based his whole life around it because he never had a reason to assume that it was anything but his own.

What makes Adam less Adam than Adam if Adam never got to be Adam in the first place?

Why grieve a person that doesn't exist anymore when they're still alive?

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I think Needles would be a reverse pufferfish. A big guy that deflates to show his prickly ends.

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Art by Feifei Wang

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what do you MEAN that when he says he Knows someone he doesn't have their entire backstory and motives in his head but just that they know each other???

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me trying to act like i didn't steal shit when going out of the shop without buying anything (I actually didn't steal anything):

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The Pending - (also Limbo, The Waiting Game):

anticipation without conclusio

smile. they won't take the photo if you don't. but when you do they don't look

one more week. one more day. they promised to call you soon. just one more day

you feel… it, prowling around. searching. you've seen what it done to others

the light flickers again. wonder when it will go out? you hope it won't

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A, weakly: Hey...

B: Yes?

A: If we make it back, can we get a bur- ber king, please?

B: If I'll have anything to say about it, you won't make it back. See ya!

*[A] fucking dies*

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A: I’ve got a funny- What the fuck are these things called again? B: You should hit him with that, uhh, big fuckin’ stick that has lotta- A: You don’t know what it’s called either??? It’s called… It’s called, like, a “goop”? Or- C, in the background: IT’S CALLED A HAMMER, DIPSHIT!!

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A: What, are you gonna kill me? You're gonna do it in a way that matters? B: Yeah, we're- we're gonna be rude to you now. C, nodding: The ultimate rudeness: manslaughter.

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funniest thing is that the only thing stopping him from becoming US president isn't even being an alien

it's being a fucking tube baby

It him