#but fr ive had this scene in my head for a while i needed to get it out

[cringefail-clown]

guilt

[makigorogoro]

disorganized thoughts on fionna and cake eps 5 and 6

(Spoilers!!)

ok ive only seen the eps once each and im going off of memory so a lot of this is probably gonna be paraphrased and mixed up but whatever . also this post is really fucking long lol sorry

-OK FIRST OFF THESE WERE SO GOOD RAAAAAH

-obviously we are in the farmworld, not surprised but very happy!!!

-also not very surprised fionna and cake immediately went along with simon’s plan

-the whole time they were talking about where to find a crown i was like lol. simon don’t look behind you

-cake bringing fionna a dead rat was really funny

-the versucci gag or whatever was also really good

-but what made me die was fionna talking abt how she’s played a lot of post apocalyptic rpgs and then it pans over to “man who has actually lived through the apocalypse”

-was really cool to see how the farmworld has developed after what happened with ice finn, i think it’s interesting how they’re more technologically advanced since the first time an ice age happened in this world they pretty much reverted to medieval times (does that make sense. you know what i mean)

-i was SO convinced jay was farmworld finn’s little sibling so when he said dad my heart stopped

-the name jay didn’t immediately click until bonnie was revealed to be one of his other kid’s name and i was like HOLY SHIT PUHOY???

-veeeery interesting since assumingely golb destroyed/erased the pillow world

-i guess you could just chalk it up to finn would have named his kids the same thing in any universe?

-but i mean speaking of his kids GOD he got busy with huntress wizard

-i mean it has to be huntress wizard. one of them looks just like human hunter wizard

-sucks that she died though

-simon’s ship of theseus thing was so fucking funny oh my god he’s just like me fr (i started talking about the ship of theseus in one of my assignments a few days ago and i was like. is this too nerdy.)

-i haven’t really talked about farmworld finn yet. a little sad he turned out so cold (pun not intended oops 😭) because of what happened to him when he was younger

-good on him for saying simon was a damn fool or whatever for wanting to put the crown on lol

-i wish they actually had a talk though

-cake saying fionna should kiss him while knowing he’s just an alternate version of her??????? girl

-also farmworld jake still being alive was crazy

-so it did turn out the crown was destroyed in this world, i honestly wasn’t sure since the crown from the main world survived direct contact with a comet lol

-the romeo and juliet style romance going on between finn’s kid and big destiny’s kid was really good

-finn showing up with bartram lmao!!!!!

-dude i love bartram, the bit in finn the human where finn’s mom says that they have to sell the mule and then bartram’s head peaks out from the bed in the corner is unironically one of my favorite jokes in adventure time

-i kinda forgot what happens between here and the end

-so did farmworld finn fucking die????

-idk what happened there i sure hope not

-i really don’t know if we’re going to revisit these worlds in any capacity considering the amount of time left but i hope we do now!! i feel like we need to see what happens lmao

-now for ep 6

-wasn’t really expecting it to open on “fionna world” as they started calling it

-i was wondering how they were gonna balance gumball and marshall yaoi with what’s going on with the main trio

-they did it really well though i think

-i also wasn’t really expecting to be introduced to winter king right away once we got back to the main plot

-he definitely gave me weird vibes right from the start im gonna be honest lol

-blaah i don’t really remember what happens between that and the winter wonder world sequence

-so ill just talk about that. holy fuck

-every review i read before the show came out was really hyping this scene up and i get why now

-was really cool to see the beyond the grotto animation again and the song was so good it’s still stuck in my head

-but the moment the winter king said he overcame the crown with sheer will i was like. um. im calling bs

-i was just thinking however it did happen though i have a bad feeling about! felt really bad for simon and when he said that he sucked i was like. oh no ☹️ dude

-the moment i saw little ice marcy pretty much cemented it for me i was like oh no something fucked up is happening here. tbh i still can’t really figure out what happened with that but given what the winter king said about making an ice betty. uhhhhhhhhhh

-OH YEAH cake once again saying simon and the winter king should kiss . GIRL WHAT ARE YOU ON

-i looooved crazy pb

-i remember when people were saying she was a marcy pb child lmao.

-simon saying that he wanted to “fix her” while the winter king just wanted to kill her was really interesting. im trying to figure out what it means lol. like we know that simon wants to be the ice king again but also now knowing he would want to fix and save someone from that madness…idk

-her song was really good

-her playing those ominous notes on her keyboard made me laugh

-i haven’t really talked about gumball (im not calling him gary im sorry) and marshall. i thought they were really cute!!! could definitely see marcy and pb meeting in a similar way

-the juxtaposition between gumball talking about his creations to fionna fighting the fucked up versions of them was really cool

-i hope gumball doesn’t take what the lemoncarbs said to heart . they’re just like that

-ok so. I was honestly more shocked that fionna kissed (a version of) simon than him disintegrating seconds after lmaooooo

-i have to wonder why he immediately died here when in betty (the episode) he was dying relatively slowly without the crown’s magic

-ive been writing down a bunch of crack theories and the first thing ive gotten right was the winter king transferring his craziness to pb lol lets goooo

-i was thinking that simon might’ve transferred it himself but then i was like nooo he wouldn’t do that….apparently he would do that

-idk despite how he seemed i think the winter king was still a little insane in the membrane.

-maybe the crown was still influencing him in some way? and that’s the message here? idk

-i can’t believe bi fionna is real

-back to gumball and marshall. gumball describing slumber party panic……oh my jod 🥺🥺🥺

-the baby world was so cute

-“and i’ll be cursed the right way” simon do you fucking hear yourself

Ok that’s definitely not all i have to say but this post is long enough lmao ,, god this show is SO GOOD i can’t believe it’s real. ok that’s all

[legobatjoker]

btw omg okay dont wanna say remembered bc its not smth i forgor abt ofc but last night i did suddenly have a moment of omg world aint ready. bc omg world aint ready !! actually one thing tht made me remember is that i never listened to shake the sheets fr bc i wanted it to be the thing of u imagine ur fave song in tht scene like u said so didnt listen to it when i first read the fic and then i forgor to right after so i listened to it just now and it is a p good song id say !! altho one thing abt me is that i was nott imagining any song i liked as the song mentioned throught the fic 😭 part of it is tht the authors notes did set it was set aroubd 2005/2006and ik they also said u can imagine it being set later if you wnat but i allso literally cldnt do that even when i was trying to so yk my songs releaased before 2006 knowledge is not that great also its kinda funny that the fics like imagine ur fave song here !! but then it is nott vauge enough with its descriptions that u can do that FGHGDHD also . not that there would rly be one that wld fit the descriptions of the song in the fic . esp one (esp since ithink there are actually none released before two months before prom in 2006) that was released early enough . but if you give me an empty space and say put ur fave little belvoedest song here . im going to pick a taylor song. and the tihng abt that is that i literallyyy cant do that i cannot do that. and not bc its embarrassing even or w/e (its actually sm worse than just being normal embarrassed) its like. okay this insane but one thing abt me which is so bad and need to work on but one thing abt me is until proven otherwise i feel like literally every person ever wants to/will wnat to push into active traffic for liking taylor swift. and i literally wasnt even thinking it wld be that bad with a fucking fanfiction becuase its a fucking fanfiction before i got ot that point like i thought i was gonna be able to relate a taylor song to it and yet it appears this complex does also appy to literal characters in a fanfic so i was reading the fic and trying to put any song that i like (ignoring or trying to the like songs being released when it was set issue even) and that would fit for the song in the fic but i was trying to like thing of songs i liked including taylor songs but whenever i thought of some any taylor song first of they wldnt fit lol but also id feel so like. omg the characters l would want to push me into traffic if they knew i was associating a taylor swift song here. the author also probably. everyone else reading this fic also aswell (other than u !!) even tho i ltierally wld not judge anyone else at all for associating a taylor song there infact id think that was soso slay i was so in my head abt the very like. fabric of the fanfic judging me abt it i cldnt do it and gave up associating a song there while also not even knowing the author was thinking of 👍🏽 but also !! idk if iv asked u but i am curious abt what song you like had in mind reading the fic love? :0 bc i do think it is rly cool in theory to have a fic where u imagine a song u rly like as the song the character love but unfortunatly i am too insane for that both in not having a song that fits the specifc standards in mind and also just having smth wrong with me. but i rly do wanna hear the song u associated with it !!!

the war song of all time is<3 well it is miss americana<3

[bonesandthebees]

WAAHHHHHHH

I love the stars epilogue sm.

WILBUR FINDING NIKI!!!!! ADDRESSING NIKI'S TRAUMA!!!!! JACK AND NIKI MEETING!!!!!! EVERYONE BEING SO EXCITED TO SEE / MEET NIKI!!!!!!

NIKI!!!!!!

I am so happy to see her again and to see how much she's changed and how the invasion affected her. Everyone was so focused on the trauma the boys went through and fixated on the idea of Niki coming to save the day that they forgot that Niki is the same age as Wilbur!!! She went through shit as well other than just being left by the two of them!!! She had to find a way off the planet by herself and find a place to go!!! She was not going to be teaming up with the people that imprisoned her and tried to kill two of the people closest to her.

I'm just rlly glad that everything she went through was acknowledged and that she and Wilbur are repairing their relationship.

Tommy being so happy to see her again was so heartwarming. Their relationship isn't as focused on in this but it's so lovely.

I love how everyone she meets from AE is like "Oh my god it's you!!!! I've heard so mucn about you!!!! You're so cool!!!!" This is the Niki appreciation that we need.

WILBUR CALLING PHIL DAD!!!! All of their interactions during this were all I have ever needed.

Techno trying to get Wilbur to bring more guards since he's terrible at fighting and Wilbur changing the subject immediately was great lmao. You just know this is something they keep arguing about.

THE ENTIRE CORONATION!!

I'll go more in depth into that in another ask but IT IS SO AKBSKABSKSBJSVAJSVGSH

The beginning of a new era of prosperity with Tommy as the head the planet :'))

Every noble who used to look down on Wilbur now bowing to him as he's surrounded by friends and family, the people who love him and him now being in a higher position of power than Tommy (I believe ??).

This is such a perfect end to a fantastic story that brought me to tears so many times. I had so much fun analysing this and you did fucking amazing with this Bee.

Can't wait to see how glass divine (which I will harass you w my thoughts abt later) and your future works go :]

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NIKI YES MY BELOVED!! thank you for getting it oh my god. while of course I understand why a lot of readers might've thought niki would be a deus ex machina who swoops in to save the day or possibly was going to be a plot twist where she turns on them, that was never what i was going for. because niki and wilbur are the same age. she grew up on a foreign planet with the closest thing to a family she had being wilbur and tommy. and suddenly, she's ripped away from them both. she doesn't know if they're alive or dead, and she doesn't know if she's going to be killed herself. she used her Voice to kill soldiers during the invasion, and that was something that stuck with her too.

I wanted the reunion scene to emphasize that niki had her own shit to work through just like wilbur. in a lot of ways, she had it worse, because even when things got bad wilbur had tommy by his side, and later phil. he had people for comfort. niki didn't. niki was entirely alone and had to process her trauma without any outside support. so yeah, I'm really glad you got what I meant with their reunion. she and wilbur are repairing their relationship and now she's finally in a place where she can properly heal.

tommy and niki underrated duo fr

literally wilbur and tommy have told everyone in the damn palace about how great niki is. niki is like, famous in the zephys iv palace just through word of mouth. poor girl has no idea how much her boys have talked about her.

wilbur calling phil dad made me so happy to write :)

oh yeah techno and wilbur are in a constant argument about how many guards wilbur needs with him at all times

new era for eldingvegr!! tommy as the head!!

all the nobility having to bow to wilbur was so satisfying to write like fuck you guys look where the bastard kid is now. and yes, wilbur is technically in a higher position of power than tommy since eldingvegr belongs to the antarctic empire.

so glad you enjoyed ty so much for your asks shark anon

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

WITH YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER.

PAIRING: Dick Winters x Reader

GENRE: Tooth-rotting fluff. Cavity-inducing even.

SUMMARY: Aimless Austria sweetness featuring shirtless Dick Winters because I am a simple woman with simple needs. Yes I was in fact listening to Older by 5SOS when writing this.

DEDICATIONS: @liebgotts-lovergirl because you can bet your ass this is me projecting all of the love I have for Major Winters into a ficlet after that cute prompt you sent me

he is literally so fine fr okay um moving right along ( and no this isn’t proofread )—

See the full post

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#4

Ive found it, the best part of fierce valor.

Im literally sitting here laughing at the visual of Ronald Speirs beet-red from embarrassment

61 notes - Posted October 6, 2022

#3

In light of everything I just cranked out in a five hour period

66 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

#2

that scene where Nixon almost smacks Speirs with a jeep , turns around, glares at him, and all the while Speirs is deadass standing in the street with his loot like “🧍🏽” will never NOT proceed to take me out

72 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I think about pretty buzzed Ronald Charles Speirs and Lewis Nixon III at least once a day thanks for asking

sliding down the wall … screaming … crying … 2/3 of my husbands in the same frame … real facts true …

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[cmterygrl]

miguel o'hara nsfw hcs

a/n: ive fallen into his trap. i cant get him out of my mind LWAVE ME ALONE !!!!!!! also im formatting this the same as my cod ones

general thoughts:

- i've debated on how experienced he is for longer than i should, and the ultimate answer i decided on was: he has experience — of course he does, but he probably hasnt gotten much action in a while, considering the stress of his job and how busy he is and everything else wrong w him (affectionately). that being said, once he knows what his partners needs are.. he takes that shit seriously and will not settle with anything lower than giving you pleasure.

- i believe in the miguel dom leaning switch agenda ! most of the time hes a dom, not strictly hard or soft it just depends on the day and his mood. but also, sometimes he just wants you to take control and hes not like super subby but he does like giving up control every now and then.

- eye contact. this is so obvious but he holds eye contact at all times, outside of the bedroom and inside. if eye contact makes you nervous he uses that to his advantage to make you shy 🤭. sometimes he holds your jaw and forces you to look at him in the eyes when you're not listening, that or he moves in the direction your head does to maintain eye contact. (LIKE THAT ONE SCENE ON THE TRAIN IK U GUYS KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT)

kinks + positions:

- breeding kink. does this need elaboration? he gets off on it, everything about it. the sight of his cum spilling out of you, the thought of filling you up to the brim with his seed makes him hard in seconds.

- size kink. again, this is self explanatory me thinks... but i'll elaborate anyway 🤭 i think we've all agreed hes like 6'9 and hes big and strong and muscular so a size kink is just written in the stars for him. he uses his size to his advantage and its always such a turn on to see just how different the two of you are in size — you can be tall but most likely arent as tall as him and thats still enough for him to want to ruin you.

- marking. he has fangs.... and you dont think he wont want to leave some marks behind ??? obviously with the fangs out, he wont press hard enough to break skin but definitely bites down enough to leave a mark. also loves leaving hickies anywhere he can; preferably places less visible but occasionally leaves a small one in plain sight. really likes teasing you by giving hickies to the inside of your thighs when hes going down on you.

- mating press. this ties into the breeding kink... also self explanatory. he wants to be Deep in you and will take you in any position that allows that.

- standing/against a wall. sometimes he gets home and is just too impatient to get to your bedroom, he just has to feel you around him as soon as he can. he pushes you up against the wall and his pace is relentless, large hand's gripping on the soft flesh of your thighs and mouth on your neck; marking whatever spot he can.

xtra:

- big. i know his dick is big i just know it !! if i had to give a number i'd say no less than like 6 inches, but also not like ridiculously big like be fr. but that man is thick too ! hes got it all, length and width plus the right ways to use it. maybe im biased but i believe his stroke game is top tier 🤷‍♂️

- well groomed. likes to keep himself trimmed whenever he can. hes mexican so i would say he has a fair amount of body hair? but when it comes to it he prefers to be trimmed, not clean shaven though — he just doesn't want it to be unkempt. also definitely has a happy trail.

[yeonola]

MALE Y/N x MALE HYBRID

Pure

Yall I just wanna say i am so sorry for this but there isnt any other character who would do this specific thing, M SORRY.

warnings: pee (STOP I ALR KNOW ITS BAD IM SORRY just give it a chance, just wait.😭😭), consensual non-consent, innocent, corruption, cock warming, dacryphilia and edging.

Once again i fr do apologise for one scene like js hear me out i beg, ive been rly wanting to write this scene for a while JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE😕 It wont be that bad😁

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It had been a while ever since I took in this hybrid, a month to be exact, he gets along with all of my friends and they all love him too. He is extremely clingy and his favourite question that he somehow picked up from our english lessons is, ‘When are you coming home?’.

Trust me, I never taught him that.

I finished folding mine and his clothes as he was peacefully taking a nap on the sofa.

He looked like an angel as he slept. But we all know that its cliche for him to turn out to be a hot mess in bed. Not exactly.

Along with the talking lessons, I also give him what he calls his ‘special lessons’.

I introduced him to a few things that he wanted to be let in on at the dinner we were having with my friends.

During his ‘special lessons’ he would often be open to trying new things out, but on the occasion he would be slightly scared. He knows his safe words and what his limits are so far.

One day he asked me if it was normal to do ‘stuff’ in his slumbers. I said no but as long as he gives consent then its usually okay. He nodded happily and said he would want to try that out.

Well its definitely a thing…to do something with consent but make it seem like there is no consent included. I did think about it for quite a while, contemplating if its actually a thing thats okay to do.

Before bed he always says goodnight and slips in ‘you can do it!’ then cheekily runs away.

Maybe I just might try this out now. I walked over to the lounge and peered over the sofa that he slept on for his daily naps.

His faced was scrunched in what seemed like discomfort. Like he was having a bad dream, I was tempted to wake him but it would end up failing. He hates being woken in his sleep and will sometimes purposely ignore you just to get that extra but of sleep he needs.

I walked around the comforter and sat in front of him. He must be having some thoughts, that most definitely explained the visible print that shown through his pyjama pants.

I lifted up his shirt as he looked a little bloated. A small pouch just near his hips.

Thats why he looks so uncomfortable. He needs to pee but I assume he’s too deep in his sleep for that… What should I do?

I laid my head and arm on his stomach. I closed my eyes and got a little more comfortable on his stomach.

That was until I felt a warm liquid slowly pool around his crotch.

My eyes widened, I wont lie, I was pretty mesmerised. This is very weird though, he should be awake by the wet feeling…

I decided to be daring and pressed down on his stomach even harder. He whined and groaned lazily in his sleep.

Pulling down his boxers and pyjama pants, his leaking cock stood proud, his piss continuing to dribble out of him.

I wrapped my hand around his length, his dick twitching in response. Slowly but surely I began to stroke him as my other hand laid on his lower stomach and continued to press down.

Every now and then he would let out small but needy moans.

His eyes were fluttering after awhile, almost as if he wanted to come out of his slumber just to feed into you.

I flicked my wrist and rubbed over his tip with my thumb, he was starting to shake, nearing to his orgasm.

I removed my hand from his dick, “Please, carry on..I liked it.” his eyes were open and his cheeks were extremely flushed.

“Why am I wet?” I smiled as he sat up.

“You had an accident. Come sit, ill finish you off,” I sat beside him and watched him place himself on my lap.

Maybe I should edge him today…I grabbed his cock and he flinched slightly. As i stroked him, he was beginning to grind on my lap, causing me to become hard as well.

He moaned as he tried to get himself off on my clothed thigh as well as using my hand. “Lift up.” he whined and hovered over my thigh whilst I unbuttoned my pants and took out my dick.

I put two fingers in his mouth and used that to lube his ass so he wouldn’t be going through much pain.

I guided his hips down onto my cock so that he could just sit there.

He got quite restless just sitting there and not having any movement, he moaned and whined each time i flicked over his sore pink nipples.

“Y/n I need more, please move!” he whinged and began trying to move himself up and down but I steadied him with placing my hands on his hips.

“I will allow you to move when you learn to be patient to get your pleasure.” he has already came a few times and he was pretty worn out.

He moved around a little and there he came again.

I heard sniffling from him as i couldnt see the front of him. I continued to rub his dick until he truly couldn’t take it anymore.

“Y/n p-please its too much, help me!” he sobbed and whined. It was getting a bit much for me too so i decided to do something about it.

I got him on his knees with his hands dug into the comforter. I thrusted into him slowly, each one easily making him cry even harder.

Soon enough I was pounding into him, hitting his g-spot making him basically scream.

I felt my upcoming release as the sound of his cries, moans and our skin slapping together echoed through our walls. His insides squeezing around me making my climax come even further.

Clear cum was pooling out of him, obvious that he was finished and fully ‘emptied’ out.

I squeezed my eyes shut as I came inside of him. Pulling out of him and watching the small trail of cum that it left behind after pulling out. He collapsed onto the sofa and sniffed.

Coming down after all of that…he certainly wasn’t as pure as before.

ONCE AGAIN I AM SO SORRY. (My motivation to write this during the end went so downhill sorry it was rushed)

I would feel robbed if i were u, i missed out chunks😭 sorry im too tired

[frillshark-fr]

How do you get people to always buy your dragons? Genuine question

i was gonna say something like “haha i have no fucking clue” but that would be a lie i think about this a lot actually so i might have some insights i’ve been breeding dragons as my primary activity on FR since i started playing FR (in 2014...) and people have only started actually buying dragons from me consistently like, 5-6 months ago, despite 2-3 attempts at running a genuine hatchery onsite that always died due to lack of interest & not really being worth the effort. 

so ive thought a lot about what the hell is happening now and why my dragons are suddenly consistently selling and I think ive come down to these being the main points of advice i can give: 1. make friends! be friendly! don’t be weird! be a cool and fun person to interact with! 2. post consistently. post your dragons consistently. post about other stuff consistently. just be an active member of the community 3. POST YOUR SHIT IN THE “#FLIGHT RISING” TAG. THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY TRUELY HELPFUL THING I SAY IN THIS POST 4. make pairs that are sexy as hell and be openly proud of them. make dragons and pairs that you like, not what you think will necessarily sell. people can tell when you like stuff and being genuinely passionate about something, whatever the fuck it is, will get other people passionate as well longer versions/explanations under the cut because man this got a mile long. i wasn’t kidding when i said i think about this a lot and i am so sorry if you wanted something concise and useful

1. to be a little glib. i am mutuals/friends with more clout in the FR community than I do kjdshfdsfdhjhkfdf shoutout to everyone who draws their dragons really good on a regular basis because i am riding on your coattails to sell my dragons. i love you this was never my intent, obviously! DO NOT BEFRIEND PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU WILL GET STUFF FROM THEM IT’S JUST A REALLY BAD THING TO DO TO PEOPLE!!! i wouldn’t be friends w/ people if i didn’t genuinely like and get along with them! no amount of pixel cash is worth putting up with people you dont like or abusing people you admire!  but i’d also somehow feel wrong to just... neglect mentioning this factor. idk it’s probably a self-esteem thing sjdkgfhdsf i just Don’t feel like my #success has been totally out of my own effort because its not like im #hustling or whatever i just posted dragons and stuff happened

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2. being consistent! just. posting consistently! posting Every Hatchling I Have and Talking About Them On Tumblr!  Once I had a couple nests just sell super fast likely due to aforementioned clout, i was emboldened to just post more of my nests more often and I swear this has more effect than anything else. i just needed the self-esteem boost to Start Doing That posting consistently makes ppl follow u for ur content which gets even more people to look at your dragons which gets more people to buy your dragons.

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2a. Also just post a lot in general, even if you aren’t necessarily posting about your dragons for sale. it definitely helps! just be friendly and active and people will come

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3. post your shit in the tag. not in “#dragon-sales” or “#fr-dragon-sales” or anything weird like that because I don’t know if anyone actually looks at those, but people definitely browse “#flight rising”. no matter how many followers you have, more people will see your content if you post it in #flight rising than if you just chuck it into the void. 

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3a. however! do not put links into the post if you want it to actually show up in the tag. tumblr is cool in that it doesn’t actually matter that much when you post something, the same way it really matters on twitter bc twitter has algorithms that decide for you what it thinks you want to be seeing whereas tumblr just shows you everything in chronological order. if you post something into the tag at 1am... it will still be there at 2pm when people log on and start scrolling.

the only thing tumblr seems to consistently hide from a tag (and possibly a dashboard, but idk) are posts with links in them, as a half-assed attempt to limit spam. instead of linking to your sales tab/to the dragons directly in the post, reblog it with the links instead. to reduce latency between a post going up and the links being available, i type out the links in the initial post, cut them, post the thing into the tag, then very quickly reblog, paste the links, and post the reblog jdhfsdf. i don’t know if that benefits anything really? but it can sometimes take me a while to type links, so if i posted, pressed reblog, typed up all the links, then posted, it’d be like ~15 minutes where someone may see the post, think “oh i would like to buy those dragons”, then can’t find the link, think “oh well, i will just find it later”, scroll on, and just... completely forget about it. so uh. go quick?

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3b. the armchair sociologist in me also thinks self-reblogging has the added benefit of like... you know how people are more likely to tip a barista when a dollar is already in the tip jar? or how people are more likely to take one of those little tabs on a flyer if one of them is already missing? i think that works with notes, too. i don’t know why i think that or why it happens i just swear once a post gets 1 note, suddenly it gets Even More Notes, and if it doesn’t get any notes for a while it will sit at 0 notes until the end of time. so giving yourself 1 obligatory note makes people more likely to interact. i think

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4. all of these are hard to quantify but this one is especially so: have cool and unique dragons. make your pairs sexy as hell. don’t put all your eggs (hah) into the one basket of selling dragons that are technically “popular”. we have all seen triple white/triple obsidian/triple orca/triple any other popular colors and cherub/pere/stained or wasp/bee/glim pthahlos or whatever. they’re pretty! we get it! but everyone has had one and everyone has had those pairs and market for dragons like that can be super oversaturated. try to break free from that and sell dragons that people can only get from you. I can’t tell you what to do though bc that rly depends on you. make pairs that you find exciting or interesting and people will feel that. i have a very specific theme and aesthetic that i don’t feel like is especially common on FR and i am genuinely very enthusiastic about it. marine shit is my Thing:tm: both on and off FR and dragons are one of my many ways of expressing that   if you have a Thing:tm:, either some fr-centric aesthetic (like being super into plague or earth or light or something) or something more general (such as any of the -punks or -cores)... just fuckin roll with it honestly. if you’re goth? make got h dragons. like scene stuff that looks straight out of a middle school in 2010? rock that hot-topic lair. outdoorsey type? make dragons that look like you’d meet them on a hike in the woods. it really works with anything!  people can tell when you really love something and i know that seeing someone really love something, even if it’s not necessarily MY thing, makes me really excited too!! 

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4a. never show fear. people can smell fear. never be like “well this one isn’t that good” because suddenly now you’ve planted the idea that it’s ugly in other people’s heads when they may have really liked it had you not accidentally suggested to them that it’s an ugly dragon. people are EXTREMELY suggestible to even VERY minor cues so be always a little bit bolder than you think you should be you’d be surprised at how many times ive been like “eh, this one’s kind of a dud, i’ll probably have to exalt this one when the auction expires” and then that hatchling is the first to sell. never ever ever ever decide what other people like for them. always act like your dragons are the hottest shit in all the land and Believe It. this is what people mean when they say “fake it till you make it”

- 4b. also, idk if it’s true of everyone but it’s really off-putting to see someone having serious pity-parties for themselves, on sales posts or otherwise. ive had bad experiences with people who are uncomfortably quick to self-depreciate (because they were using their genuine self-hatred to manipulate me or my friends), so i might be a little more trigger-happy about avoiding this behavior than others, but don’t weaponize your sadness to guilt people into doing what you want. it’s really not cool.

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okay i think that’s my entire manifesto on how i do dragon selling. anon i am so sorry im sure you were expecting like “believe in yourself :)” and here i am dissecting dragon selling like it’s a frog in a science class

edit: AFTER ALL THAT I STILL THOUGHT OF ONE MORE THING. It’s not really a Point, just a Reminder:

i don’t post about all the times i have to exalt dragons that don’t sell. you are seeing me being very selective about what i post. you dont sit and stare at my lair or click through offspring lists or check old sales posts. there are a lot of times where someone just doesn’t sell. even now when i’m selling stuff pretty consistently i will still sometimes have dragons that don’t sell for seemingly no reason. even dragons I think are sure to sell will sometimes just... not. and that’s ok! you gotta just be.. ok with that. it’s par for the course. i typically list dragons for 7 days on the AH, give them a couple more days after their auction expires (partially because i forget, partially to give them a grace period for people to pm/ask me about them), and then exalt them after that point. w/ some dragons that i don’t think got a fair shake for one reason or another (such as the sales post not showing up in the tag or something) i do a little clearance (like the halloween dragons i recently posted) but for the most part if they don’t sell, i just exalt them. 90% of the time i don’t even bother to level them up i just press the exalt button and call it a day. it’s fine

[haileygarciasunshine]

Dark Empress

Pairing: Kylo Ren x Reader

Warning: mentions of blood, swearing

Word Count: 1,822

Part Two

This has been something floating around in my head for awhile now🤷‍♀️🤪

The galaxy had an infinite number of stars, and an infinite number of galaxies that could, or couldn’t have living beings in them. Letting out a frustrated groan, you couldn’t help but believe you were the dumbest in all the galaxies. You had gotten captured by Storm Troopers. It’s not like they would let you go. You were a higher up in the Resistance.

It wasn’t until you were captured that you felt scared. Of course you’ve been captured before, but you’ve never been captured by the Empire before. It wasn’t until recently that there was talk going around about, how bad ‘Kylo Ren’ was. He was tough and didn’t care about anyone he hurt.

That didn’t give you much hope in getting out alive let alone much hope in getting out. You knew the chances of surviving your capture would be slim to none. Being force sensitive you had met Kylo, on several occasions. After the first couple meetings, it was almost like you could sense something. Something like, kindness. You didn’t know much about him, but you knew enough to form your own opinion about him. One of them being he was misunderstood. Being the kind hearted person you were, you often tried to see the good in people, even if that person was the leader of the Empire.

Over the last few months, you had started to develop feelings for Kylo, though you’d never admit it aloud. Seemingly, as you accepted your fate, two Storm Troopers appeared in front of your cell block.

“Come with us.” They said as their voices were masked by a mechanical sound from their helmets.

You rolled your eyes before responding with a scoff, “Like I have a choice, you goons.”

Once they entered your cell block, they placed thick metal handcuffs that were connected together by a chain. There was a Storm Trooper in front of you, and one behind you, leaving you with no way to escape. It wasn’t apparent where they were leading you, but it was farther than they had before.

They lead you into an interrogation room. As the realization dawned on you, you tried to bolt from the room. The Storm troopers were quick and injected you with anesthetics. Once, you had awoken you noticed a familiar face. It was Kylo Ren. You were strapped to an interrogation chair with invisible straps.

“Good. You’re awake.” His deep voice sounded.

“What do you want from me?” You spat voice filled with bitterness.

“I think you know what I want.”

“I’m not of any use to you. We both know that. Why don’t you save us both some time and let me go.”

“Now why would I do that? Here I thought we were having fun.”

Before you could snap back, you felt excruciating pain in your mind. He was trying to pry the information from you. He wanted the satisfaction of seeing your pain, but you weren’t going to give it to him. It took every once of strength you had, not to scream or cry or flinch in pain.

“Why don’t you save your flirting for the scavenger girl.” You quipped back, it was evident on his face you had caught him off guard.

With a huff, he exited the room. The feeling of relief had flooded through your body as you almost collapse against the chair.

It had been three days since your last encounter with Kylo. You didn’t bother moving from your current position during that time. Laying on your left side, looking out of the window, wondering how Finn and Poe were doing. 

Kylo, decided that he was going to have you one last shot. He appeared at the door to your cell block, not even bothering to acknowledge the intruder. 

“Follow me.” 

“Why?”

“What do you mean ‘why’? I want to discuss something.”

“Since when?”

Kylo let out a frustrated groan. If you weren’t the most stubborn person he had ever met. Here he thought he was.

“Come with me, don’t come with me. Fine.”

“Alright. I’ll bite.”

This caught him off guard. He hadn’t expected you to fold so quickly. As you were following him, to where ever it is he wanted to take you, the thought of going into his mind crossed through yours. Why not take a chance seeing as you won’t live to tell the tale. It only took a matter of seconds for him to react.

“Don’t ever try to get inside my head,” he snarled, slamming you against one of the hallway walls in the ship, trapping you between either of his arms. It felt like years had passed under his intense glare. After, awhile his expression softened along with his voice, “It’s too dark for you.” Taking a step back, he continued on down the hallway, expecting you to follow, as you did. 

He took you to the command center, giving you one last chance to become one of the First Order Commanders. Both of you stood in the middle of the command center arguing. 

“Nobody else will be as understanding as I am.” He spat bitterly.

“Oh? Is this you being understanding?”

“This is a serious matter. Being immature won’t help you.”

“Oh please. You’re just pissed because you won’t get to play hero.”

Letting out a frustrated huff he continued, “What’s that supposed to mean?” 

“It means, that I can save myself. I don’t need the ‘great’ Kylo Ren, to step in and save me!”

“Wh-”

“I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day!”

Turning on your heels, you angerly, walked towards the door. As, soon as you had made it into the hallway, there was a man that collapsed five feet away from you. Seeing as you were a Doctor for the Resistance, you bolted over to the unconscious man. 

“Sir can you hear me?”

He let out a moan in pain.

“Sir, my name is Y/N. I’m a Doctor, i’m here to help.”

You were so engrossed in trying to help the man, that you didn’t notice Kylo make his way over to you, and observe you. A couple First Order Medical personal, had made their way to you. 

 “How can we help?”

Being so focused on helping the man, you barely registered what they were saying to you. It wasn’t long before the man came to and was yelling expletives at everyone around him. He took a look at your outfit and saw that it wasn’t what the First Order workers wear. You had sent the First Order medical personal to get the necessary supplies needed to help him.

“Get away from me, you Rebel Scum!”

“Sir, I need you to calm down.”

“Don’t touch me with your filthy Rebel hands!”

It had been a long day. You were tired of putting up with the First Order and their crap. The mad had been shot, and the bullet that was lodged safety has now been dislodged.

“If you want me to stop, then I will. I won’t bother wasting my time for someone who can’t see past the First Order.”

By this time you were covered in this mans blood.

“Daddy!”

“Don’t be stupid John! Let the woman help you! Please!”

You and John turned to look at both his daughter, and an older woman you presumed to be his wife. 

“They’re right,” he said breathy, “I’m sor...”

“John!”

“Daddy!” 

“Get them away from here!” you yelled to nobody in particular. There was a big crowd starting to form in the hallway you were currently occupying. 

“You heard her get everyone out of here!” A husky voice barked. Flinching, you didn’t think he would still be there. Continuing to work feverishly, you were able to get John stable. He was currently in the infirmary, hooked up to an IV, sleeping. You and Kylo, had been sitting beside his bed. Surprisingly, he staid with you the whole time.

“Go on baby, ask her.”

 “Excuse me, Miss Y/N?”

You and Kylo, moved to the hallway to speak to the wife and daughter of John.

“Yes?”

“We just want to say thank you, for saving daddy.” The little girl hurled her tiny body, at your legs in an effort to hug you. Chuckling, you knelt down so you could give her a proper hug. 

“Do you think the tall man in black would let me hug him?” she whispered in your ear.

A warm smile, had spread across your face, “Let me ask him.” You whispered back. She still had her arms wrapped around your neck when you decided to press your luck. You reached up to where Kylo’s gloved hand was, before wrapping your fingers around his, and lightly tugging them down. To your surprise, Kylo obliged kneeling down close to you. 

Slightly leaning over to him, you whispered, “she would like to know if she could give you a hug too.” Surprise, spread across his face, as he looked between your face and the small girls face.

“Okay Mia, that’s enough for today. I don’t think the ‘Supreme Leader,’ wants to be bothered by this.” Her mom interjected.

“It’s alright.” Kylo said softly, causing Mia to squeal, and throw herself at Kylo causing him to lose balance, and fall backwards with Mia clinging to him. He looked at you with shock in his face. The scene before you, caused you to giggle and then burst out laughing. Kylo had a not too subtle blush on his cheeks. 

“Mia! I’m so sorry Supreme Leader!” Her mom bellowed. Once, Kylo gained composure, he sat upright with Mia in his lap. His Leg was fully touching yours at this point, and neither of you tried to move away.

“It’s quite alright.” 

Mia looked between you and Kylo, before she threw one of her arms around you, and the other around him pulling the both of you in for one last hug. Kylo’s right arm, wrapped around your waist to keep the three of you balanced, the touching gesture, caught you off guard. 

“Say goodbye Mia. Let’s go home.”

Both you and Kylo waved to her as she left. 

“Don’t say anything.” His voice laced with sarcasm.

“What? I wasn’t going to!” You smiled, laughing.

Kylo, had talked you into working as a Doctor, for the First Order. It wasn’t hard, considering you loved being able to help people. It had been almost a year since you joined the First Order. You weren’t a solider, but you did help the wounded ones, that came back. 

Over that time, you and Kylo had grown close, especially, since you shared a force bond. He would consider you his friend, while you had developed romantic feelings for him. Tonight, there was a big ball and Kylo, had invited you to go as his date. You wanted to take the leap and try to get him to see you as something other than a friend. 

[jungshookz]

ok but like what if jungkook and y/n are at a hockey match and a kiss cam lands on them but they're both strangers

➺ pairing: jeon jungkook x reader

➺ genre: biRTHDAY-themed fluff that is so utterly sweet you will undoubtedly get like ten cavities after reading this; tae demolished a whole serving of cheesy fries and he’s not feeling so good mr stark; namjoon & y/n bond over the fact that they just don’t get hockey   

➺ wordcount: 4.6k

➺ note: happy birthday to the man that not only owns my heart but also my whOLE ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my goD i love him!!!!!!!!!!!! u ruin my life but also make it ten times better!!!!!!!!

(gif isn’t mine!)

                                      ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

“remind me again why jimin couldn’t come with you instead?” you scowl when someone bumps into you from behind and you instinctively reach down to pull your purse to your front

…what??

you haven’t cashed in your latest paycheque and you don’t want anyone steaLing your hard-earned money

you stumble into tae’s back when someone knocks into you again

you would think that people would have the common decency to be a little more polite but no

this is so not your scene

plus you saw an army of ants feasting on the carcass of a cockroach in the washroom and you immediately hightailed it ouT of there

your bladder is just going to have to wait til you return to safety of your own toilet

tae told you he’d be happy to chug down a gallon of soda and give you the cup to pee in and you nearly considered it because that would probably be cleaner than the washrooms here

“because- yeah, two forks, please - because he had some dumb work thing that he couldn’t skip out on and i wasn’t going to waste my front row tickets!” tae scoffs as if it’s the most obvious answer in the world

well

that’s fair, you suppose

“you really couldn’t invite anybody else? i was your next choice?” you cling to the back of tae’s jersey because everyone keeps shoving into you and you feel like you’re going to be carriEd away by a hoard of sweaty hockey fans if you don’t hold on to something

you don’t mean to sound ungrateful because it is really nice of taehyung to have invited you to this apparently suPer big-deal of a hockey game (you’re pretty sure the fans here would rip each other apart to get their hands on a front row ticket) but like ?///???

you aren’t exactly a super enthusiastic sports person

sure, you’ll watch a couple matches if it’s on the tv while you’re cleaning up your apartment or if you just need some noise in the apartment but it’s not something that you actively seek out to watch

if anything you’re 100% more likely to watch spongebob squarepants over a sports game

you just don’t see the appeal of watching grown men (anD women! ur a feminist! girls are great!) gliding around on ice clickity-clacking a tiny puck here and there with wooden sticks while very aggressively shOving into each other at the same time  

also the names of the hockey teams are always so dumb

you could probably come up with a better hockey team name because all you have to do is pick an adjective and then pick an animal

the screaming giraffes

the wailing whales

the condescending toads

you would pay good money to watch a match between the screaming giraffes and the wailing whales

you’re not sure if the condescending toads would make a good name now that you think about it  

“aw, c’mon! it’s not like you had any other plans, anyways.” tae raises a brow at you and you immediately scoff

he has a good point.,.,., but stiLL

“i totally had plans!”

“ordering a party sized serving of chicken alfredo and garlic bread and watching netflix doesn’t count as plans.”

…okay anoTHer good point

the seats that you guys got are actually pretty good

you’re located right in the middle so you get an equal view of the goal on the right and the goal on the left

it’s not like you’re going to be paying attention to the game but still

very nice!

“can you believe we only had to pay $5 for all of this?” tae laughs lightly in disbelief as he rubs his hands together and looks down at the foot-long hot dog sitting on his lap

“…it should be concerning that we got all of this for $5.” you mutter under your breath and stare down at the plastic-looking cheese smothered over the fries

you told tae not to go overboard with the food but of course he didn’t listen to you which is why you guys are sharing a foot-long chilli cheese dog anD an extra large order of chilli cheese fries and a slurpee served in a literal bucket

usually you’d be down to inhale all of this but uh

you don’t want to sound snooty or anything but you saw one of the employees accidentally drop an entire bag of cheese into the pot before quickly fishing it out with their bare hands and you’re pretty sure that’s a health code violation

you mentioned it to tae and he said it wasn’t a big deal and- well, he’s already starting to scarf down the hot dog

side note

these fries are actually really good

you stab a few more of them with your fork before shovIng the biteful into your mouth and gently dabbing some cheese sauce off your chin with your napkin

just because you’re starving doesn’t mean all your manners are going to fly out the damn window

you didn’t eat breakfast this morning so this is a great first meal

“vou know what fhe beft part iv of sitting in the front?” tae asks through a faT mouthful of hot dog and you immediately wince in respond

men are disgusting

“what?” you reach over to wipe tae’s mouth with a napkin because both his hands are occupied by the almost offensively large hotdog

he swallows his bite before licking some chilli from the corner of his mouth

again

men are disgusting

“sometimes the hockey players get sLammed right up against the protective shield right in front of us.” tae gestures to the clear plastic panels separating the crowd from the rink “and if you’re really lucky, you get to see someone lose a tooth or something!”

you immediately make a face

“wha- how is that-“

“jungkook, over here! i found our seats!” you glance over for a second when someone quite literally scReams out loud for their friend

and then you’re turning to face tae again

“as i was saying,” you pause for a brief second when tae reaches over to take the fries from you, “how the hell is that the best part about sitting in the fr-“

you jump in surprise when what feels like a whole handful of popcorn suddenly scatters down on your head and onto your lap

oh coMe ON

you just washed your hair this morning!!!!!

the crumbs are going to look like you have veRy bad dandruff

also this is heavily buTTERED popcorn which means that the grease stains on your jeans are probably going to be there for the rest of your life

and these jeans were expeNSIVE

>:-(

this hockey game is not a very fun experience so far

“oh shit, sorry!”

“it’s all good, it’s all good…” you mutter as you flick a kernel of popcorn off your shoulder

yep

there’s a speck of grease on your sweater

greAt

“just be careful with that drink of yours because i-“ you look up to-

o-oh

OH

oh god

oh god the popcorn guy is cute

and not just cute

he’s like.,,. he’s suPER CUTE

round brown eyes

obscenely perfectly tousled black hair

he definitely looks to be around your age which is a big fat bonus

although that colour-block hoodie of his is making him look a lot younger you still think it’s safe to say he’s probably around your age

“sorry, miss… the plastic lids here are flimsy as hell and mine keeps popping off so you can’t blame me if i get you wet!” the guy flashes you a boyish smile and you feel your mouth go dry

oh dear lord

have mercy

“hey- you want extra chilli on your half of the hot dog?” you’re rudely poPped out of your little bubble when taehyung suddenly elbows your side

“wh- what? what?” you tear your eyes away from the handsome stranger who’s making himself comfortable in the seat right next to you before clearing your throat and looking over at tae

“extra chilli!” tae chirps and raises your half of the hot dog up a little

he already finished his half which isn’t a huge surprise

to be honest he was going to just go ahead and finish the hot dog but he figured it’d be nice to at least offer you a bite

“-i even asked for an extra little container of chopped up onions because i know you like-“

“no!” you blurt out and whack the container of onions out of tae’s hand causing it to smAck against the plastic divider before clattering to the ground

the two of you blink down at it

tae purses his lips before subtly kicking as much of it as possible under his seat

“i, um, i’m actually not that hungry. you can finish the hot dog.” you clear your throat again before unscrewing the lid of your bottle of water and taking a tentative, ladylike sip

“…what are you talking about? you were going to town on those cheesy fries like five seconds ago- oW-“

“jungkook, over here! i found our seats!” jungkook perks up when he sees namjoon waving him over

aH

there he is!

he was starting to get worried that namjoon wandered off somewhere or somehow locked himself in the supply closet or something

namjoon put him in charge of snack duty and he went aLL out

popcorn? check!

roasted peanuts? double check!

blue-flavoured slurpee? triple check!

he actually ended up getting two drinks because namjoon likes to bite the straw and jungkook doesn’t want to share a drink with a straw-biter

“here, i’ll take the peanuts and my drink-“ namjoon plucks the paper bag and the plastic cup cradled in jungkook’s arms before he steps aside to let him squeeze into the aisle

namjoon actually won these hockey game tickets from a raffle at work and jungkook almost exploded with joy when he invited him to come and watch it with him

it was actually pretty perfect timing because the game just so happened to land on jungkook’s birthday

namjoon gave jungkook the best birthday present and he didn’t even have to spend a dime

:’)

“s’cuse me, sorry-“ jungkook weasels his way in between the aisles and carefully steps over people’s legs as he makes his way to his seat exciTEdly

he’s never been to a live sports game before!!!

and he’s definitely never been in the froNt row of anything before!!!!

two birds with one fAt stone!

also he-

“oh shit, sorry!” he gasps when he accidentally tips his carton of popcorn a little bit causing it to land all over the stranger seated next to his spot

shiT

there goes half his popcorn

he’s not going to go back up to the concessionary stand to get more popcorn because the game is about to start and the line is probably still half a mile long

“it’s all good, it’s all good…” jungkook winces to himself and feels his cheeks heat up a little as he watches you brush the popcorn to the ground

yikes

he’s about to sit down when suddenly you speak up again “just be careful with that drink of yours because i-“

jungkook feels his heart skip a beat when you look up at him

oh wowie you’re pretty  

…he just spilt his greasy popcorn all over a very pretty girl

double yikes

it’s fine

just play it cool

he can play it cool

“sorry…” jungkook raises his cup a little “the plastic lids here are flimsy as hell and mine keeps popping off so you can’t blame me if i get you wet!”

he immediately pales as soon as that tumbles out of his mouth

wha-

what the HELL was that?!?!?!

out of all the things he could’ve said

his three and a half brain cells came up with thAT

you can’t blame me if i get you wet???????

you probably think he’s some kind of weird peRVERT now

luckily your boyfriend starts talking to y-

huh

you have a boyfriend

of course you have a boyfriend

jungkook lets out a little huff before plopping down on the plastic seat

whatever >:-(

namjoon leans over and glances into the popcorn bag before frowning

damnit

he just wanted some popcorn

:-(

“holy shiT, did you see that backhand????” tae practically screeches as he reaches over and slaps your arm aggressively “y/n, did you see it????”

“i saw- i sAW it, i saw it!” you scowl and smack his hands away from you

“oh my god, that was legEndary-“

you can barely hear tae’s enthusiastic blabbering because all you can hear is the sound of skates shrEdding up the ice and the sound of the puck being whacked back and forth and also cheers and whOops from all of these diehard fans

you honestly have no idea what the hell is going on right now

all you know is that the two teams are tied right now and everYone’s getting frustrated

you’re not sure which team you should be rooting for so you’re just basing it off of which uniform you like better

in other words, you’re cheering on the pUrpLe team!

also no one’s been smacked up against the plastic divider yet which is a huge relief because you’re not sure if you want to see anyone lose any teeth today

“will you cut it out?? your future girlfriend probably isn’t going to appreciate it if you’re practically beating her up-“

jungkook perks up immediately when he hears that come out of your mouth

aH

so that guy isn’t your boyfriend!

nice!!!!!

that means he still has a chance even though he dumped like a pound of popcorn on you and almost drenched you in his blue-flavoured slurpee

also he didn’t mean to eavesdrop

it’s just hard noT to eavesdrop when you’re sitting right next to him

he’s been paying attention to the game because duH but also he keeps thinking about how cute u look when you have a mouthful of french fries

also

now he knows that your name is y/n which is actually pretty fitting

you look like a y/n

it’s cute!

on an unrelated note

u smell rly nice but he can’t quite put his finger on what that particular scent is

jungkook’s nose twitches

hm

“what do you mean the game isn’t over yet??” you groan and plop yourself back down in the seat “there was an intermission like half an hour ago!!!”

“there are two intermissions, you whiney baby!”  tae scowls

you need to chill

you’re acting like watching a hockey game is equivalent to getting your teeth pulled out

you’re being a bABy

if he can sit through hours and houRS of your reality tv shows you can sit through one hockey game

“so…” namjoon pauses for a second “the game… isn’t over?”

“nope! there’s one more round.” jungkook chirps and shovels a handful of popcorn into his mouth

“oh.” namjoon slumps back in his seat a little

he thought the game was over

to be honest he was ready to leave before the first intermission but jungkook looked like he was having the time of his life so he decided to wait it out  

“so what are we supposed to do now?” namjoon furrows his brows “do they just expect us to wait and do nothing?”

“well, no, they’re doing that thing where-“ jungkook immediately chokes when he suddenly sees his face on the jumbotron

and unsurprisingly

your face is also on the jumbotron

“y/n-“

“hold on, i’m about to beat my high score-“ your tongue pokes out in concentration as you focus on your very intense session of tetris

“y/n-“ tae hisses and punches your arm

“ow!” you whine and rub your sore arm

tae’s been hitting you for the duration of the whole game and you’re pretty sure your arm is about to fall off

he needs to cut it out

he knoWs you bruise like a pEACH

“-what did i tell you about hitting me???” you put your phone down and turn to glare at tae

“you’re on the- look!!!!” tae points to the front and-  

you immediately pale when you realise that yes, that is most definitely your face on the jumbotron right now, and yes, you and jungkook, the very handsome stranger that you definitely already have a crush on, are currently trapped inside of a big pinK heart with the words ‘KISS CAM’ floating on top of the heart

oh god

you can’t kiss him

you still taste like cheesy fries

and your lips are chapped

and your tongue is stained blue from the slurpee

you can’T KISS HIM

and also he’s a literal stranger but most importantly you are not in the right state to be kisSEd right NOW

“oh, no-“ you shake your head quickly before making a slicing gesture over your neck “we’re not- we’re not together!”

jungkook glances at you for a brief second and he can sEe the panic in your eyes

okay

he was down to kiss you but obviously you don’t feel the same way which is totally understandable but stiLL

oh well

he might as well join in on the protesting

“right, yeah- we don’t know each other!” jungkook shakes his hand at the camera and you flash a sheepish smile at the camera before shrugging

the crowd immediately erupts into boos and you immediately scoff before turning to face the people behind you

“excuse-” you gawk when someone has the audacity to thrOW a handful of popcorn down at you guys “-excuse you!”

you turn back to face the camera and shake your head before holding your arms up and crossing one over the other

“sorry! we’re not going to kiss!!!!!!!!”

you shoot a glare in tae’s direction when he joins in on the booing

sometimes you don’t know why you’re friends with him because he’s literally suCH a moRON

“seriously, we’re not- oh, okay-“ you let out a breath of relief when the camera moves away from the two of you

you immediately slump back in your seat

phEW

that was a close call

if ur going to kiss jungkook it’s going to be because he wantS to kiss you and noT because he’s being forCed to kiss you

“sorry about that…” he turns to look at you and you immediately perk up

“no, you have nothing to apologise for! don’t sweat it.” you laugh lightly and shake your head before digging through your purse for a stick of gum

your breath still tastes like cheesy fries and it’s not very pleasant

“i, uh, i’m jungkook, by the way.” jungkook sticks his hand out for you to shake

oh

he’s… introducing himself to you

…does that mean… he might be… interested in you…?

hM

much to think about

you take his hand gently before offering him a shy smile “i’m y/n.”

“and i’m taehyung!” tae leans over and shoots jungkook a boxy smile “i would shake your hand but my fingers are still sticky with cheese.”

your eyes flutter shut and you pinch the bridge of your nose

kim taehyung is the absolute bane of ur existence

“it’s nice to meet you guys. uh, this is-“ jungkook glances over his shoulder “this is namjoon!”

“hey, hi.” namjoon smiles politely and nods to the both of you in acknowledgement “are you guys big hockey fans?”

“i’m not, but tae is-“ you laugh lightly and namjoon’s eyes liGht up

“i’m not that big of a fan either! i honestly don’t really get it!“

“right??” you gasp in excitement because now you have someone you can actually talk to about this stuff “what’s the big deal with a group of grown men gliding around and-“

“i know!! also i always lose track of where the puck is-“

taehyung and jungkook lean back slightly to give each other the same looks of ‘do you hear what i’m hearing right now?’

“i don’t see what the point is of having two intermissions-“ you nearly jump ten feet into the air when the crowd suddenly buRsts into cheers and for a second you think it’s because the game is resuming

but nO

because take a WILD guess as to whose faces are up on the jumbotron aGAIN

“wha- are you people serious?!” you gawk as you stare at yourself at the screen

…is that really what you look like?

you look weirder when you’re up on the big screen for some reason

you don’t get a chance to dwell on the fact that people can probably see your pores from how HD the camera is because the next thing you know, the crowd is beginning to chant

“kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!”

jungkook lets out a nervous laugh and shakes his head before reaching up to pluck at the silver hoop hanging from his ear (it’s a nervous hAbit and he is very vERY nervous right now) “sorry, we’re not going to!”

“kiSS! kiSS! kiSS! kiSS!”

“you heard the guy!” you gesture over to jungkook “we’re not doing it, you pERverts!”

it seems like the audience couldn’t give leSS of a shit because every time you and jungkook say that you two aren’T going to kiss they become more riled up

even taehyung and namjoon have joined in on the chanting

namjoon can’t help but snort when jungkook turns to look at him with briGht red cheeks

if ya can’t beat em join em!!!

“we’re going to be here all day! just move on!”

“KISS!”

“we’re not going to kiss!!!!!!!”

“KISS!”

“we don’t even know each other!”

“KISS!”

“my lips are suPer chapped!”

“KISS!”

“take a hint!”

“oh for the love of god-“ jungkook’s eyes nearly pop out of his head when you’re suddenly grabbing him by the collar of his hoodie and pulling him towards you and-

his heart stops in his chest when you press your lips against his and he immediately freezes

o god

you’re kissing him

you’re kiSsing HIM

you pull away far too soon for jungkook’s liking (it was obviously only meant to be a peck) and jungkook blinks owlishly

wha-

is that it?????

that’s all????

you are riPPING him off

“there, we kissed! are you freAKS happ-“ before you get a chance to get all smug with the camera jungkook’s yanking you back and smearing his lips over yours

the crowd now eRUPTS into cheers and screams and namjoon is literally screeching his head off next to jungkook

taehyung isn’t doing any better

he threw his half-eaten hot dog up into the aIR

and for a brief second jungkook thinks you’re going to freak out and pull away but he’s more than pleasantly surprised when you begin to kiss him back

also he figured out what u smell like and why he likes it so much

it’s because you smell like his favourite fabric softener

and if that’s not a sign that you’re basically perFect for him then he doesn’t know what is!!!!

jungkook reaches up to cup your cheek gently while your fingers curl around the nape of his neck

needless to say

you are vERy much making out with a stranger right now (your mom would probably flip if she found out) but you most definitely don’t give a hECK because jungkook’s lips are so soft and he tastes like buttery popcorn

the tiniest of whimpers slips past your lips when jungkook teases you with small brushes of his tongue against yours

he tilts his head slightly to deepen the kiss and all of a sudden you feel lightheaded and your entire body feels like jello

he’s such a good kisser that you nearly forget the fact that the two of you are making out in front of like 20,000 people right now

a smirk twitches at the corner of jungkook’s mouth when he pulls away and you immediately respond with a whine

it started off with you getting him all flustered but obviously the tables have turned because you are just putty in his hands and he knows it

“jungkook…” you sigh breathlessly as he nudges his nose against yours

oH boy

your soul definitely left your body

you’re still floating on cloud nine

meanwhile the crowd is still compLETELY losing it because they were just expecting a little pek and not THIS

“yeah?” jungkook takes his bottom lip in between his teeth as he resists the urge to lean in and kiss you again

“i think this means you have to take me out on a date now.”

“…i think you might be right.”

best

birthday

ever

:-)

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Chapter 2 “Timing Is everything”

“Im still 20 mins away from her shit” i said while doing 55 in a 40.

*Vibrate Vibrate* Looked down at my phone.

(Smacked my lips)

“Why this nigga calling me at 2:30 in the morning “

(I answered)

“Whats the deal my nigga”

Rik: AYYYEEEE NIGGA YOU WIDE AWOKE WAIT YOU IN THE CAR WHERE YOU GOING?” He yelled drunkly.

“Whyyy nigga”

Rik:Man you prolly going to a btc house or something ohhhh i know where you going to that big booty btc whats her name.?.? Paris

“Passion my nigga and no😒 i just left there actually”... MAN WASSUP with yo drunk ass” i said jokingly.

Rik:Man Fuck you im not drunk pull up we got hoes , bottles, weed allat.

(You know black people)

Man who all over there? I asked sarcastically.

Rik: Dont do that bro cause everytime you ask that i say the wrong name n you dont show up.

*I laughed*

Whatever my nigga you know i dont fuck around.

He turnt the camera around.

I looked closely i see 3 thick ass females but one of em is bri😍.

“Is that bri”

Rik: Yeeeaaaaa DONT WORRY BOUT IT.

“Man stop playing send me the location bro”

Rik:Ight hurry yo ass up

“Ight bro im coming”

(He hung up the location dropped)

“Bet he only 10 mins away”

*2:35am* (Police sirens)

“Aww shit” while looking at the rearview mirror i Slowed down and pulled over.

*The police Interceptor pulled up behind me*

The officer hops out adjust his pants and armed belt before shutting the his door.

I Rolled down my window as im looking at my side mirror nervous because Im a black man in a nice car in the burbs anything could happen... Am i gonna make it...? Will I see my family again...? (Questions thrown everywhere lost in my head that i forgot i got pulled over..)

Officer jacks:SIR

AJ:Huh.... uh Yes officer

Officer jacks:License, Registration, and Proof of insurance he said aggravatedly.

Aj: I have them but can i ask you why you pulled me over.?

Officer:You were going 55 in a 40.... license, registration, and proof of insurance.

AJ:Ok I have it.. Its in my glove department can i reach to get it sir.??

Officer: Yea go ahead im not gonna hurt you.

*I reached and grabbed everything i needed and handed them to him.(Second cop car pulling up.

*2:40am*

“Oh great now i got another mf to deal with.”

(Second officer walks up and flashes his light in my car blinding my eyes causing me to squint.)

Officer #2: You got anything the car that we need to know about sir? He asked sarcastically.

Aj:No sir i just wanna go home.

Officer#2: You will, just comply and everything will be alrt.

(He walked to the back of my car and met the other officer.)

“Man they need to hurry up its damn near 3am.”

*Incoming Facetime” (Its Ashley)

AJ:Hello.

Ashley:Where are you?!! She cried out.

AJ:I got pulled over.

Ashley:*Gasps* ARE YOU OK?

AJ:Yea yea im good. They walking back up imma call you back.

Ashley:NO ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN IM STAYING ON THE PHONE.

AJ:Ok ok mute your phone

Officer jacks walked up my left side while the other officer walked up the right while his hand was on his holster.

Officer Jacks: Ok here go all your information son but here go a ticket for speeding.

Officer#2: *Chuckled* “You sure there’s nothing in the car that we need to know about son?? He asked again.

AJ: I TOLD YOU NO ALREADY MAN I yelled out.

Officer#2: You getting loud with me boy..?!! He said while pointing the end of his flashlight at me with a aggressive tone.

Officer Jacks:AYE!! Calm down Reed he demanded. Now heres your info and your ticket just slow down. (And he patted the top of my car and both officers walked away).

Officer#2:”Yea ill see you soon” He said while walking away.

AJ: “Oh shit Ashley” Hello.. Hello Fuck it she must’ve went to the bathroom or something.

(Hangs Up)

I sped off going 45 heading to Rik location im 5 mins out.

*3am*

(Pulling up) “Man where this nigga at “ while im looking around for rik.

“Oh There he go drunk ass on top of car with a 5th of anejo in his hand” i thought jokingly

Rik: “AYYYEEEE” is what he yelled while i was walking up.

“Whats the deal brody” (i said while giving him a handshake)

Rik hopped of the car and put his arm around my neck and we started walking.

“Look bro i got the hoes, weed, liqour what else you need my nigga? Condoms? “WASSUP” he yelled with excitement

“Nah nah bro you know i dont be on that kinda shit no more. I really cant be here that long fr my nigga i gotta dip in a min.”

“YOU GOTTA DIIIIIIIIPP Man what” he said

“Look man i told you that otp i just came to see what you was on and where bri?”

“Ohhhh thats what you really came for you slick ass nigga.!” He said while pointing his finger at me.

“Whatever nigga”

*Vibrate Vibrate*

Ashley: AJ stop playing with me😒

AJ: Im not im coming im almost there.

Ashley:Ok babe hurry up

I looked at my apple watch As we was finishing up our convo its 3:05am and a car ridin slow up the block but no one noticed until we heard *FAH FAH FAH* bottles fell, people screaming and running but i also hear “GET ME SOME HELP SOMEBODY PLS HELP”.

“Why the light get so bright? Why im getting so sleepy? Im so numb?

“STAY WITH ME BRO COME ON MAN HEEEEELLLPPP”

*Sirens faintly in the background”

*3:10am*

“Damn i wasnt even suppose to be here...”

This light so bright Imma just close my eyes”

(The lights got dimmer n dimmer til it was dark.)

(Everything just faintly drifted away)

*Beep Beep Beep*

(Slowly opening my eyes)

“Damn you fine in that white dress where im at in heaven”.?

She chuckled “Hello Mr.Davis Im Dr.Taylor and you are very lucky to be alive.”

“Yeah i was thinking the samething very very lucky” and looked her from toe to head.

I started getting lost in her light brown eyes, she walked right over to me and climb in the bed and got right on top of me.

Took her hair out the ponytail and swung it back n forth to give it volume.

I took her doctor coat off and opened her blouse.

Titties so soft and her nipples was so hard i placed my warm mouth and swirled my tongue around her areola.

She placed her hands on the back of my head and pulled me closer.

“Mr Davis” she moaned so softly

“Yes Baby” i said while still licking and kissing all over her.

“Mr Davis” she said again but this time she yelled.

“Huh” i said with confusion.

I snapped back into reality.

“Are you ok” she said with a little chuckle.

“Uhh yeah Im good Doc”

A ugly mean looking nurse walked in and grimmed me before injecting something in my iv.

“WOAH WOAH WHAT SHE DOING Ahhh?” I yelled while i was in pain pressing my side.

“Its gonna help you sleep to reduce the pain in about 10 secs you will be outta there and getting rest. And i will see you when you wake up.” She said as i was nodding off trying to speak.

“Wai—-“ i said faintly was to sleepy to talk.

“Damn and i thought i had a sex scene for yall this time”😂

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[inflashback]

all the ones you want to do 👀

well, here’s everything except the ones i’ve answered, you asked for it

theyre mostly about my youngmabel au, which i will ramblr about for free if anyones interested :’)

What is that one scene that you’ve always wanted to write but can’t be arsed to write all of the set-up and context it would need? (consider this permission to write it and/or share it anyway)

i’ve, for a really really long time, wanted to write like. a scene where laura kinney and henry sutter Talk Their Shit Out, but that would take so so long and i’m not motivated... sorry laura and henry. okay i think the rest of these will b about mabel but. gotta stick with my idiots.

Share a sentence or paragraph from your writing that you’re really proud of (explain why, if you like)

this is from my young mabel story !!

“[Mabel] stops banging her head when she feels a stab of anxiety slash through her stomach. It’s not hers, that much is obvious-- it’s a soft golden feeling, the nerves, the-- 

The girl in the front of her mind, with hair cut just below her ears. Small scatterings of pimples across her face. She has a smile without sharp teeth; she cracks her knuckles when she’s bored or needs to fidget; she owns a pair of overalls she wears at least twice a week in the summer, when she’s in the mood to run around the fields outside her home, barefoot, with a friend or a girlfriend, when she wants to smoke a cigarette or two (she’d kicked the habit exactly three weeks ago today, she’s really proud of herself and her sister is, too), her sister’s name is Mónica and her name is Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna--

Anna Limon, Anna Limon, Anna Limon.”

the reverance to which mabel says anna’s name has always Hit Me for personal reasons and this scene i think is good. that is all

What character that you’re writing do you most identify with?

right now? either vera or mabel. vera is... not Right, and not Wanted by the outside world, so she’s angry and stupid to combat it. and mabel just... loves Her Person more than anything in the world, so there’s that. 

What character do you have the most fun writing?

again, mabel!! she’s so fun and angry all the time and it’s so freeing to just be able to do whatever the hell you WANT with a character

What do you think are the characteristics of your personal writing style? Would others agree?

Uh!! I think i use a lot of metaphor and write a lot of physical affection :’) i’m not sure if others would agree but that’s pretty basic!!

Is what you like to write the same as what you like to read?

yeah...

Are you more of a drabble or a longfic kind of writer? Pantser or plotter? 

i write a lot of drabbles, but my proudest works are my long fic!!! i also plot way too much and i love to do it.

Do you wish you were the other?

i have no idea what this means but... yeah i guess? How would you describe your writing process?

pace around my entire house looping one (1) song thinking of one (1) scene. figure out exactly what it would take to get the characters to that point. write like 2000 words, fall asleep, cant make words for the next three years.

What do you envy in other writers?

oh god, everything. i don’t know how to make my words flow like certain people do, RIVER

Do you want your writing to be famous?

god no. my stories are mine.

Do you share your writing online? (Drop a link!) Do you have projects you’ve kept just for yourself?

yes! here! there’s one story i’ve only shared with two people and that’s my borderline-ridiculous ‘beetlejuice with lab rats and gay shit and werewolves’ au, it’s the most self indulgent thing i’ve ever written and i love it so much.

At what point in writing do you come up with a title?

usually while listening to songs!! fr example my most recent posted fic is a lyric from ‘cop car’ by mitski because the line ‘i get mean when i’m nervous / like a bad dog’ makes me think of mabel, thus that fic came into existence.

Which is harder: titles or summaries (or tags)?

SUMMARIES i hate summaries usually i just paste in whatever i’ve got as the first sentence.

Tried anything new with your writing lately? (style, POV, genre, fandom?)

not really? new fandom but. i got my bread and butter, dude, i don’t feel like branching out. writing’s just a hobby i’m okay at.

Do you think readers perceive your work - or you - differently to you? What do you think would surprise your readers about your writing or your motivations?

i don’t think so !! like some of the stuff is personal and you can’t really understand from an outside POV, but. most of it is just dorky found family stuff!

Do any of your stories have alternative versions? (plotlines that you abandoned, AUs of your own work, different characterisations?) Tell us about them.

oh dear god yes... i mean. obvs river youre asking this youre aware of my aus. but i have a billion aus, theyre my favorite thing to write and ive got at least three for every fandom i’m in. i have an au for my lab rat beetlejuice au, too, which i’ll get around to writing someday.

Is there something you always find yourself repeating in your writing? (favourite verb, something you describe ‘too often’, trope you can’t get enough of?)

ALL I DO IS DESCRIBE PEOPLE’S TEETH AND PHYSICAL AFFECTION. uhh i use the phrase ‘bared their teeth / had far too many teeth / smiled with too many teeth’ a lot, its because i find it the easiest descriptor for monsters and i like to write about monsters.

Tell us the meta about your writing that you really want to ramble to people about (symbolism you’ve included, character or relationship development that you love, hidden references, callbacks or clues for future scenes?)

ohh god okay youngmabel take three. anna wears soft reds and lots of layers-- to contrast mabel, who wears a thin nightgown and has a bright green color palette. this is largely because mabel has been made to show herself to everyone who’s tried to control her (sally, aurora silver, etc) while anna hides in herself. anna specifically wears one of mónica’s old sweaters, because she can hide and protect herself with her family, while mabel cant. also i love mónica im so hype to have her in the series. mabel also repeats things in groups of threes (”hello, hello, hello, anna, hello, hello, hello”) because she’s fae. i love her. ough and i cant wait for the character development you guys rnt ready fr this dumb series

What other medium do you think your story would work well as? (film, webcomic, animated series?)

I WOULD LOVE FR IT TO BE AN ANIMATED SERIES but also it as a film would rock.... yeahhhhh

Do you reread your old works? How do you feel about them?

my xmen ones, yeah. they’re really comforting for me. i feel like i wanna give my kid self a big big hug.

What’s the story idea you’ve had in your head for the longest?

probs the daemons au or the agents of shield / xmen crossover.. those both gave baby abbey a lot of fun hours.

Would you say your writing has changed over time?

yeah! ive gotten better i think

OKAY RAMBLE OVER THANKS RIV

[wctkins]

ok yall ive never made a sideblog before so this may go rough but ! u kno what 2019 is about us facing our fears ok. in other news this is my new Child callia ( um hi i’m cali ty’s mun if u didnt know ) . i was gonna write out a whole gr8 intro but honestly got lazy lmfao whats new ?? under the cut is the usual, wanted plots and stats and whateva ok xoxo

BASICS !

name:  callia ( beautiful voice ) bianca ( after her mother ) donatella ( after donatella versace ) watkins ( welsh surname ) nicknames: calli, cal age: twenty three birthday: november 3 1995  zodiac: scorpio hometown: melbourne, australia occupation:  head engineer at a green tech company  hobbies: working out, partying, watching jeopardy, drawing, reading, trying new foods, going for walks in central park family: emil watkins ( iron ore mining magnate ) , bianca watkins ( socialite )  style inspo: kendall jenner, elsa hosk, rachel green, 90′s drew barrymore, bella hadid muse inspo: donna pinciotti, monica geller, tai frasier, mylene cruz, fallon carrington ( career wise )

HISTORY !

ok so if yall haven’t seen the show yummy mummies on netflix gd thats my new addiction / guilty pleasure o shit that show’s hilarious. callia’s family is fully based on carlos and maria ( maria’s this random selfish bitch who’s obsESSED w versace and herself like go watch fr ) so callia grew up wearing only designer, mostly versace and burberry clothing. she didnt rly care when she was a small child but as she started growing up she started like ?? getting shit on by her other for being a regular child & wanting to play when her mom just wanted her to be decor essentially

had a pretty lonely childhood tbh spent most her time with her terror of a mother bc she wasn’t rly allowed to go hang out w other kids & was never involved in school activities. like essentially she only went to whatever prissy academy so her mom could show off her new car or her daughter’s outfits & brag to other moms lmfao

tbh didn’t give a shit about the brands and labels despite their house being covered in head to toe versace everythING she was more interested in sports and actuaL hobbies ?? so she wanted to play sports but wasn’t allowed bc goD FORBID she get a bruise or smth on her perfect skin. so she just started working out on her own in their home gym and found it was a rly good escape from her fam

another method of escape her mother’s grip was by delving into her studies. she was always top of her class and worked so dang hard ( but like also could afford the best tutors and education lmfao) so sis basically could get accepted wherever she wanted to go for post secondary

eventually she was able to convince her parents to let her study abroad for a year in nyc going to stay w her cousin #jessegrove where she was ! finally ! able to escape the clutches of her awful mother and her pushover disconnected father. she told her mother she was going to use the year as research for a career in modeling or fashion or smth bc she knew it’d cater to her moms interests but rly she just needed to get tf out of melbourne and live a normal life

she’s lived in nyc ever since ( since she was 18 - she’s 23 now ) and wanted nothing to do with the expensive brand names she’d grown to despise. so she found herself a condo ( def spent millions on it bc god forbid bianca watkins’ daughter living in anything under 5mil) but didn’t want it to be anything crazy bc she was so over that lifestyle so its def luxurious but very basic and minimal compared to what she grew up with

got into columbia’s earth and environmental engineering program bc she figured she ought to do something good with her smarts and her parent’s money so she went to school to get a degree & got a sweet job at a green tech company where she basically gets to do whatever tf she wants bc she’s the head engineer & makes fat stacks 

PERSONALITY !

during the week goOD luck convincing cal to leave the office like she basically lives there but she loves it ??? or shes at home doing facemasks and binging on reality tv like weekday vs weekend shes a completely diff person

weekends like......u better watch out. having grown up so isolated and sheltered callia has come to LOVE the nyc nightlife scene like she will get blackout one night and be ready to get drunk at brunch the next. shes not usually the life of the party moreso bc she enjoys just being a shit disturber and finds it fun lmfao

experiences maJOR fomo

she rly tries to be nice to everyone stemming from a deep need to have friends and be liked lmfao and is overall v approachable and friendly

can come across as fake tho bc she tries to be so nice she won’t disagree w people unelss they’re waY off from her own ideas

is v politically engaged & cares alot abt the environment so she’s vegan, walks most places, will 10/10 give a ted talk if anyone asks more deeply abt her job

honestly she wears mostly like simple clothing. like she just buys what she likes, whether its at h&m or at prada she has a distaste for exclusively brand wardrobes. def mostly walks around in high top converse and levi’s jeans 

WANTED PLOTS !

roommates ! the apartment linked above has 4 bedrooms so i’d loVE for 3 lil old roomates :’) 

hook ups / fwbs ! all that pent up stress has to come out somewhere lmfao shes tryna get laid at every turn so imma need a bunch of hook up plots ok no specific gender ( unlimited )

best friend ! the mary kate to her ashley, this person understands her inside and out & tbh knows her better than she knows herself. def knows about her crazy mother & can put up w the rants ( open )

friends from college ! they prob have wild stories abt college parties & have seen one anohter at their worst. preferably someone who went to columbia also ( open )

mutual dislike ! they think callia’s annoying and preachy, she thinks they’re rude and devil’s spawn bc they’re not as passionate abt environmental issues ( open )

exes ( she ghosted on them ) ! pls ok pls i need many !!!! cal’s so willing to adapt her personality to fit w whoever she’s with so she prob would be rly lovey dovey and make it seem like they were perfect for each other and meant to be but she low key lied abt everything, her family, her background, her feelings for them, etc. she prob thought they were ok but wasn’t rly into them besides for sex. so eventually she just got so invested in her work she ghosted on them ! i imagine them dating for a while too like maybe a year & they never met her family or rly got to know her bc she was hella guarded ( open ! )

exes ( on good terms ) ! they dated when she was new to nyc - she was like oooh an american they were like ooh an australian & tbh their sex life was gr8 but they didn’t rly have much going except for that so they called it off. they’re still friends & sometimes laugh abt the relationship ( open ! )

current fling ! they’re hanging out , might be moving towards exclusivity but aren’t there yet, its casual ( open ! ) 

sibling like relationship ! she never had siblings so she always felt like that aspect was missing from her life. she prob treats them like a sibling, asking if they’ve eaten and keeping up to date on their life. she cares alot & has good intentions but can sometimes be seen as over protective and pushy ( open ! )

ok yall im tired of writing this shit props to yall who do like literal essays, bullet points are even too much for me. LIKE THIS n ill slide into yo dms ok thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dollwritesarchive]

I'm so excited that you finally finished jjk omg! Also I feel you on not wanting to wait for the movie unfortunately I didn't get to see it when it was in theaters 😭 so we'll be watching it at the same time once it's on crunchyroll lol. Do you have any plans to read the manga btw? I'll be honest I don't like reading manga as much as watching anime so I would totally get it if you didn't, Its just that I feel like its gonna take them a while to catch up to the manga and I couldn't wait lol

Also the no hard limits 👀 you're an ✨inspiration✨ LOL but as someone that also doesn't have alot of hard limits I love that 🥰 I definitely think you fit in with some of the other jjk writers bc off the top of my head I'm pretty sure the most fucked up fic I've ever read was a sukuna fic lol like I've seen some people get WILD on here with sukuna and mahito. You know I'm just gonna throw this out there ik it's not for everyone but mahito with tentacles LOL just a thought that I cant get out of my head 👀

fr the day that I read the gb fic for mahitos group is the day that I ASCEND I will probably never recover from that ❤

Also I'm probably gonna finally start aot now that I know you're gonna write for it, you've given me the push I needed lol

Some more tiktoks for you 😘

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRydmgu7/?k=1

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRydx6q7/?k=1 STOP HES SO CUTE 😭

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRydFVjM/?k=1

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRyd6gEp/?k=1

OMG YOU HAVENT SEEN IT EITHER? Then I’m very excited to hear all your thoughts on it once we watch it!! ❤️ I think Toge has the spiky hair in that? Which is honestly a fucking look

BUT it is gonna be weird not seeing Mahito 😭 my baby boy 😭😭

I don’t think I’ll read it; I don’t read much manga (I don’t have the time and brainpower DKDKKSK) ! The last one I read was funouhan which honestly, very underrated. If you like gore and horror and a sexy wicked man (which I know you do 🤪) definitely give that one a try too if you’ve the time! (But maybe don’t read it around folks because it’s pretty nsfw sometimes) I don’t think there’s an anime that accompanies it. I do think there’s a live action movie but I’ve never seen it. But let me just appreciate usobuki rq 🥰

IVE CONSIDERED MAHITO WITH TENTACLES. Here’s the thing is that I know he would manipulate his shape when you fucked like that’s just so obvious and he’d do it just to be cruel 😭 you’d be so overwhelmed by him already, and then he’s making you take another him in your ass or he doubles his size just to see it poke out of your belly THE MANS SO EVIL I LOVE HIM

The gb fic ideas I have MY BELOVEDS I really need to get on them because I can see them both so clearly in my head and they’re FILTH pure dark FILTH (poor reader, that’s what I’ll say. Poor thing trying to take them all 🥹)

OMG ??? DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME

Okay confession (justwhenithoughtisaidallicansaymychickonthesidesaidshegotoneontheway) AOT is, without question, without a shadow of a doubt, my favorite anime of all time. it took me a year after it came out to start it and I was hooked EVER SINCE. Levi Ackerman? My ultimate anime husband. If I had to pick one and only one, I’d choose him EVERY TIME. I would love love love to hear your reactions and thoughts about AOT when you watch it although I will say please power through season 1. It’s not bad but trust me it gets REALLY GOOD seasons 2 and 3.

YES MY TIKTOK FUEL

The gambling scene is still too much for me like mahito is so WHINY HE THROWS A TANTRUM

TOGE TRYING THE VERONICA TREND FIDKKDKD I would open the door before he even started singing I’m sorry but you are not getting away from me ❤️

Also just choso in general DAMN

That last tiktok… you know exactly what to show me. You UNDERSTAND the Doll Gaze ™️

SO SINCE YOU ALWAYS PROVIDE THE GOODS WITH THE JJK TIKTOKS (please keep them coming as much as you want 🥰 they’re all incredible) I would like to share some levi with you in hopes to convince you even more to watch aot !!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRydCau1/?k=1

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRydVojy/?k=1

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRydbLgK/?k=1

ALSO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK watch it subbed. Do not get subjected to Levi’s blink 182 sounding voice in the dubbed version 💀

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16th April >> Fr. Martin's Gospel Reflections / Homilies on John 13:21-33,36-38 for Tuesday of Holy Week: ‘One of you will betray me’.

Tuesday of Holy Week

Gospel (Europe, Africa, New Zealand, Australia & Canada)

John 13:21-33,36-38

'What you are going to do, do quickly'

While at supper with his disciples, Jesus was troubled in spirit and declared, ‘I tell you most solemnly, one of you will betray me.’ The disciples looked at one another, wondering which he meant. The disciple Jesus loved was reclining next to Jesus; Simon Peter signed to him and said, ‘Ask who it is he means’, so leaning back on Jesus’ breast he said, ‘Who is it, Lord?’ ‘It is the one’ replied Jesus ‘to whom I give the piece of bread that I shall dip in the dish.’ He dipped the piece of bread and gave it to Judas son of Simon Iscariot. At that instant, after Judas had taken the bread, Satan entered him. Jesus then said, ‘What you are going to do, do quickly.’ None of the others at table understood the reason he said this. Since Judas had charge of the common fund, some of them thought Jesus was telling him, ‘Buy what we need for the festival’, or telling him to give something to the poor. As soon as Judas had taken the piece of bread he went out. Night had fallen.

When he had gone Jesus said:

‘Now has the Son of Man been glorified,

and in him God has been glorified.

If God has been glorified in him,

God will in turn glorify him in himself,

and will glorify him very soon.

‘My little children,

I shall not be with you much longer.

You will look for me,

And, as I told the Jews,

where I am going, you cannot come.’

Simon Peter said, ‘Lord, where are you going?’ Jesus replied, ‘Where I am going you cannot follow me now; you will follow me later.’ Peter said to him, ‘Why can’t I follow you now? I will lay down my life for you.’ ‘Lay down your life for me?’ answered Jesus. ‘I tell you most solemnly, before the cock crows you will have disowned me three times.’

Gospel (USA)

John 13:21-33, 36-38

One of you will betray me; the cock will not crow before you deny me three times.

Reclining at table with his disciples, Jesus was deeply troubled and testified, “Amen, amen, I say to you, one of you will betray me.” The disciples looked at one another, at a loss as to whom he meant. One of his disciples, the one whom Jesus loved, was reclining at Jesus’ side. So Simon Peter nodded to him to find out whom he meant. He leaned back against Jesus’ chest and said to him, “Master, who is it?” Jesus answered, “It is the one to whom I hand the morsel after I have dipped it.” So he dipped the morsel and took it and handed it to Judas, son of Simon the Iscariot. After Judas took the morsel, Satan entered him. So Jesus said to him, “What you are going to do, do quickly.” Now none of those reclining at table realized why he said this to him. Some thought that since Judas kept the money bag, Jesus had told him, “Buy what we need for the feast,” or to give something to the poor. So Judas took the morsel and left at once. And it was night.

When he had left, Jesus said, “Now is the Son of Man glorified, and God is glorified in him. If God is glorified in him, God will also glorify him in himself, and he will glorify him at once. My children, I will be with you only a little while longer. You will look for me, and as I told the Jews, ‘Where I go you cannot come,’ so now I say it to you.”

Simon Peter said to him, “Master, where are you going?” Jesus answered him, “Where I am going, you cannot follow me now, though you will follow later.” Peter said to him, “Master, why can I not follow you now? I will lay down my life for you.” Jesus answered, “Will you lay down your life for me? Amen, amen, I say to you, the cock will not crow before you deny me three times.”

Reflections (10)

(i) Tuesday of Holy Week

The scene in today’s gospel reading has a certain dramatic quality. Immediately after washing the feet of his disciples, Jesus solemnly announces, ‘One of you will betray me’. The disciples wondering who Jesus might be talking about. In a final gesture of affection towards Judas, Jesus offers him a piece of bread that he had dipped in the dish. This is the moment when Judas confirms his decision to betray Jesus to the authorities. In the words of the gospel reading, ‘Satan entered him’. Judas then left the company of Jesus and the other disciples and went out into the night; he left the company of the light and went out into the darkness. Judas intended to betray Jesus and he did not move from his intention. Peter was also present at the table. He would go on to deny Jesus. However, it is clear from the gospel reading that he never intended to deny Jesus. He declares to Jesus, ‘I will lay down my life for you’. With Peter, it was a case of the spirit being willing but the flesh weak. Judas’ spirit was weak. Most of us belong with Peter. We have good intentions but we don’t always follow through on them. We want to be faithful to the Lord by what we say and do, but we fall short in various ways. We can take encouragement from Peter’s story after his denial of Jesus. The risen Lord appeared to him and gave him the opportunity to renew his faithfulness and then gave him an important mission, ‘Feed my lambs, feed my sheep’. The Lord comes to us in our own times of weakness and not only offers us the opportunity to renew our following of him but continues to entrust us with a share in his work.

And/Or

(ii) Tuesday of Holy Week

This morning’s gospel reading from John comes immediately after Jesus washed the feet of his disciples. He washed all of their feet, including the feet of Judas Iscariot. Jesus loved his disciples until the end and his love showed no discrimination. This morning’s gospel reading goes on to portray Jesus as showing a particular sign of affection to Judas. For a host to take a morsel of food and dip it in the sauce and give it to one of the guests was a gesture of honour and affection in that culture. Jesus’ final outreach of love to Judas, enacted in the gift of the morsel, is rebuffed. On receiving the morsel, Judas promptly leaves the company of Jesus and the other disciples and goes out into the darkness of the night. The evangelist is implying that Jesus’ love for Judas was never in doubt. Yet, Jesus seemed helpless before the freedom of Judas to refuse his love. The Lord’s love for us is never in doubt, but he can never force our loving response. Yet, even Judas’ dark deed would serve God’s greater purpose, rooted in God’s love for the world. That is why, when Judas left the room, Jesus could exclaim, ‘Now has the Son of Man been glorified, and in him God has been glorified’. We are being reminded that even our failings can somehow serve God’s purpose of drawing all people to himself through his Son. Even when, like Judas, we head out into the darkness, God’s light is not extinguished. The light of God’s love continues to shine and to pursue us.

And/Or

(iii) Tuesday of Holy Week

In this morning’s gospel reading, Jesus, at the Last Supper, singles out Judas as the one who will betray him. He goes on to single out Peter as the one who will disown him three times. This immediately follows upon Jesus’ washing of his disciples’ feet in John’s gospel. Jesus’ washing of his disciples’ feet was a gesture of loving service which symbolically anticipated his supreme act of loving service in laying down his life for them and for all on the cross. Jesus washed the feet of all his disciples, including the feet of Peter who would deny him and of Judas who would betray him. Similarly, Jesus would lay down his life on the cross for all, including those who were responsible for his death. Paul expresses this truth in his letter to the Romans when he says, ‘God proves his love for us in that while we were sinners Christ died for us’. Christ loves us in our weakness, in our failings, in our sinfulness. That is the message of this Holy Week. His love is not a reward for good behaviour. The Lord gives his love to us before we do anything and he is faithful in his love for us even when we betray and deny him in various ways. His faithful love encourages and inspires us to keep returning to him and to keep renewing our following of him.

And/Or

(iv) Tuesday of Holy Week

In this morning’s gospel reading three of the disciples at the last supper are singled out by the evangelist, the disciple Jesus loved, Simon Peter and Judas. Judas symbolized total failure in discipleship; he left the room and went out into the darkness to betray Jesus. Peter symbolized partial failure; he publicly denied Jesus three times but after the resurrection he would renew his love of Jesus and would die a martyr’s death. The beloved disciple symbolizes the complete absence of failure; he remained faithful to Jesus at all times, and was the only male disciple at the foot of the cross, according to John’s gospel. If we wanted to identify ourselves with any of the three, probably Peter is the one we find it easier to identify with. He has that mixture of failure and loyalty that is in us all, to different degrees. The beloved disciple is the one we would like to be; we would like to have a love for the Lord that is as faithful as his love for us. Yet, it was to Peter that the Lord entrusted the care of his flock, ‘Feed my lambs, feed my flock’. The story of Peter reminds us that the Lord does not wait for us to be complete disciples before entrusting us with pastoral responsibility for others. We all have been given such responsibility in one shape or form. All the Lord asks of us is that we keep on renewing our love for him.

And/Or

(v) Tuesday of Holy Week

One of the most dramatic verses of John’s gospel is to be found in this morning’s gospel reading, ‘As soon as Jesus had taken the piece of bread he went out. Night had fallen’. Judas chose to leave the company of the light, the light of the world, and to go out into the darkness. He turned his back on that greater love which Jesus was showing in laying down his life for the world. Judas had his feet washed by Jesus, just like the other disciples. Jesus’ love did not discriminate between his disciples; he loved them all equally. What distinguished them from each other, what discriminated, was how each of them responded to that love. No one can do our responding for us. Each of us is asked to make a personal response to the Lord’s love. He is the good shepherd who lays down his life for each of us and who calls each of us by name. Our response to the Lord’s love has to come from deep within our own hearts. The very personal question that was addressed to Simon Peter by the risen Lord is addressed to each one of us, ‘Do you love me?’ Peter took the opportunity of that question to renew his love for the Lord. The same opportunity is given to all of us, over and over again. The Lord’s personal love for each one of us constantly calls forth a personal response from each of us.

And/Or

(vi) Tuesday of Holy Week

There are three disciples in this morning’s gospel reading, Peter, Judas and the one referred to as the disciple Jesus loved. Judas leaves the table and goes out into the night about his business of betraying Jesus to the authorities. Peter stays for the moment but Jesus announces to him that later on that night Peter will betray him three times. The disciple Jesus loved is the one closest to Jesus, physically in that he is reclining next to Jesus, but also the closest in love. This is the only disciple, according to the fourth gospel, who will remain with Jesus all through his passion and who will be there at the foot of the cross. The gospel reading this morning from John’s gospel comes just after Jesus has washed his disciples’ feet. Jesus washed the feet of all three of these disciples; his love does not discriminate; what does discriminate is how people respond to his love. We can behave like any one of those three disciples at any time in our lives. This holy week we are asked to identify with the disciple Jesus loved. Like him, we are invited to experience the Lord’s love for us, to receive it and to respond to it generously and faithfully.

And/Or

(vii) Tuesday of Holy Week

This morning’s gospel reading from John comes immediately after the scene where Jesus washes the feet of his disciples. Addressing himself to the disciples whose feet he has just washed, Jesus declared, ‘one of you will betray me’. Jesus loved each disciple equally; he washed the feet of each one of them. Yet, one of them, Judas, having experienced his great act of loving service, went on to betray him. We all have the potential to betray the Lord, in spite of the many ways that he has blessed and graced us. We betray him when we fail to love him and to love one another as he has loved us. As well as Judas, another disciple features in this morning’s gospel reading; he is described as leaning back on Jesus’ breast. In contrast to Judas, who separated himself from Jesus, leaving the room to walk out into the night, this disciple remained in loving communion with Jesus. He is the faithful disciple who was there at the foot of the cross. We all have the potential to become this disciple too, the disciple who was as close to Jesus as Jesus was to his Father, the disciple who bore witness to Jesus as powerfully as Jesus bore witness to the Father. That is the disciple we are all called to identify with this Holy Week and that we are all called to become beyond Holy Week.

And/Or

(viii) Tuesday of Holy Week

This morning’s gospel draws attention to how different disciples responded differently to Jesus as he entered into the final days of his earthly life. Jesus announces that Judas will betray him and Peter will deny him. However, one of the disciples is described as ‘reclining next to Jesus’, literally, ‘close to the heart of Jesus’. In the very first chapter of his gospel, the evangelist described Jesus as ‘close to the heart of the Father’. In other words this disciple has the same relationship with Jesus that Jesus has with his Father. This disciple is not given a name in John’s gospel; he is simply spoken of as the disciple Jesus loved. That is because we are all invited to put our own name on him; we are to identify ourselves with him, to become like him. The evangelist presents him as the disciple we are all called to become; we are all called to have the same relationship with Jesus that this disciple had. We are called to be as close to Jesus as Jesus is to his Father. That is why Jesus in John’s gospel goes on to say to all his disciples, ‘As the Father has loved me, so I have loved you; remain in my love… as I remain in his love’. Jesus wants us to have that same intimate relationship with him that he has with his Father. That is something worth pondering upon this Holy Week.

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(ix) Tuesday of Holy Week

This morning’s gospel portrays very different responses to Jesus on the part of his disciples as he enters into the final days of his earthly life. The disciple Jesus loved is described as ‘reclining next to Jesus’, literally, ‘close to the heart of Jesus’. In the very first chapter of his gospel, the evangelist described Jesus as ‘close to the heart of the Father’ (‘in the bosom of the Father’). In other words this disciple has the same relationship with Jesus that Jesus has with his Father. The evangelist presents him as the disciple we are all called to become. This disciple is not given a name in John’s gospel, because we are all invited to put our own name on him; we are to identify ourselves with him, to become like him. For the fourth evangelist, we are all called to have the same relationship with Jesus that this disciple had. We are called to be as close to Jesus as Jesus is to his Father. That is why Jesus in John’s gospel goes on to say, ‘As the Father has loved me, so I have loved you; remain in my love… as I remain in his love’. Jesus wants us to have that same relationship with him that he has with his Father. That is something worth pondering upon this Holy Week.

And/Or

(x) Tuesday of Holy Week

Three disciples feature in this morning’s gospel reading. Judas left the company of Jesus at table to go out into the night, rejecting the light and embracing the darkness of betrayal. Peter was full of good intentions, ‘I will lay down my life for you’, but couldn’t follow through on them, and went on to deny Jesus publicly three times. Then there is the disciple, described as ‘the disciple Jesus loved’. It is said of him that he was close to the bosom of Jesus. In the opening chapter of John’s gospel it was said of Jesus that he was close to the bosom of the Father. This disciple was as close to Jesus as Jesus was to his Father; he loved Jesus as Jesus loved his Father. He did not deny Jesus, much less betray him. He is the only male disciples found standing at the foot of the cross in this gospel. He is the ideal disciple, the disciple we are all called to become. Like him, we are all called to remain in Jesus’ love, as Jesus remains in his Father’s love; like him, we are to reveal the love of Jesus to others, as Jesus revealed his Father’s love to the world. Of the three disciples in the gospel reading, perhaps we instinctively identify with Peter. We know we are not ideal disciples. Like Peter, we have good intentions but we do not always carry through on them. Like him, we want to be faithful to Jesus, but sometimes our lives suggest otherwise. We see in Peter the person we are and in the beloved disciple the person we are called to be. Peter’s experience reassures us that when we deny Jesus, he does not deny us. When we fail the risen Lord asks us the same question he asked Peter, ‘Do you love me?’ It is a question that invites us to return once more to his love and to remain there, like the beloved disciple.

Fr. Martin Hogan, Saint John the Baptist Parish, Clontarf, Dublin, D03 AO62, Ireland.

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