#but hazama i dont like

[caramelmochacrow]

oh yeah. uh. in bbtag (as of this moment) i play yuzuriha, linne, seth (kind of?), hazama, nine, yosuke, and weiss bc she's like londrekia.

[tillman]

I wish relius was fun to play he seems designed to give me insane worms in my brain but I just do not enjoy his movement options or neutral buttons. Which is miserable. Puppet character voiced by junichi suwabe who sucks and can summon in air (!!!!!) . Sad . There are other blond men though .

[worstterumifanboy]

ibuprofen hazama bottom text

[postgameroutesix]

part of thay infodump consited of me ranting about common fandom interpretations of hazama. and full disclosure that i dont think ANY of the terasaka gang r “normal” literally of course not have u seen them but godddd the amount of times i saw someone be like “haha hazama is the only normal one” is fucking CRAZY like HAZAMA????? HAZAMA??????,????????

HUH 😭😭😭😭 literally just because shes The Girl i i swear i still get angry when i think about it. she literally carries all the volumes of the count of monte cristo aroujd with her she is THE weirdgirl. she literally scares and torments people shitless for fun. she trauma dumps and doesnt soften her words. she ran away from home when she was fourteen. she has pet tarantulas and she rewrites nationalist propaganda pieces to be haunting nightmare fuel be so deeply serious

[apothecarywormcrud]

apples and coconuts? :D

apples ✦ how long have you been self-shipping, in general? when did you find out about the self-ship community?

i've been in this shit since middle school so like. 16 years? god that is a long time to be mackin on anime dudes. i've been doing it on tumblr for like. idk 4-5? i was introduced to the community via a friend and now you're all stuck in here with me. woe.

coconuts ✦ what's your "type" in terms of fictional characters? what character trait(s) are you most drawn to?

OHOHOHO this is a fun one bc only recently did i realize another consistent throughline in a lot of my favs which is, Guys Who Are Weapons, which includes:

kunikida aka mr paladin supreme nd all paladins suffer from this to some extent. if u are willing to use urself as a human shield nd die to protect th people around u its already too late im afraid.

kabuto who witnessed The Horrors nd decided to make himself into a useful tool so he'd never be discarded again

hazama was straight-up built to serve as a body and weapon to someone else and only became his own person via a fluke. this is more of an inversion but he can be in the club anyways.

viktor's shit is less Weapon but still very much like. become a living embodiment of ur ideals so you dont have to worry so much about the pain of being human. kinda thing.

law went from i wanna kill everyone now to i wanna kill this one specific guy and at no point does his own well-being actually enter into it bc if you are a sword then it doesnt matter what else happens to you as long as you successfully cut down the thing you are aiming at. i think abt this often when i feel like experiencing emotional distress.

but generally i like it when a guy* is a doctor and/or mad scientist and also a smug shithead or just otherwise kind of a weirdo. bonus point if they are sufferring from The Agonies.

[triedpklove]

im like trying to think of the parallels between every character and their cf11 palettes under the cut is me rambling

ragna/sechs - both voiced by sugita and also red

jin/touya - literally none i think jin would scare touya. i guess both sword users?

noel/hinata - ok this one makes a lot of sense bc of their demeanors and also the whole saya/embryo parallel

rachel/mei - both tsunderes

tao/ripper - i guess the whole thing with braincat but that feels like a copout

tager/drei - big boy

litchi/unomaru - literally none other than maybe they both are like girls in stem or whatever

arakune/es-n - i dont really know there either? maybe lab experiment idk

bang/avenge - theyre both seeking revenge i suppose however bang like doesnt wanna kill jin iirc whereas avenge wants to skewer ripper

carl/braincat - unfortunately he is a duo so he gets diagnosed with braincat and kiri for nirvana but theres like nothing between them

hakumen/es - ????????????

es/nu - same reasoning as noel/hinata

tsubaki/izayoi/kuon - izayoi wielders so it makes sense. also this color palette is beautiful on tsubaki

hazama/ripper (alternatively terumi/freaks) - same character

mu/es - see above for the other noel clones

makoto/yuki -

valkenhayn/avenge - i think they just thought his color palette would look good on valkenhayn tbh

platinum/elise - transgender no but really they tend to give elise's palette to the genderqueer characters its interesting

relius/nine - see above with carl

amane/acht - cuntress

bullet/ringo - i think they needed to fit ringo in but i do agree she looks good with ringos palette

azrael/nobody - tits out

kagura/akira - they like women a little too much

kokonoe/nine - thats her mommy

celica/celica - Yeah

lambda/es-n - i think they just wanted to give at least one of the pfds an es-n palette

hibiki/touya - parallels well off of kagura/akira

naoto/sechs - ??no clue. maybe bc ragna is also sechs.

nine/nobody - friends:)

izanami/sechs - they both have similar worldviews i suppose

susanoo/braincat - they ran out of ideas

es/es - :)

mai/elise - see above

jubei/braincat - kity

IF I WERE IN CHARGE heres what i would do (at least for the ones i disagree with)

litchi as acht with arakune as sechs because. well. parallels

bang can stay as avenge i suppose but i feel like theres something better that couldve been done. however the amount of men in xblaze you can count on 1 hand

i think carl and nirvana should switch since kiri is the only one that can hear braincat it would make more sense

hakumen would make more sense as LM es instead of CE es because yknow. Came back wrong and such (i know thats not his whole deal but shh)

OKAY LOOKING BACK valk/avenge makes sense since avenge was mei's mom's bodyguard so i think he can stay that way.

relius should be unomaru and ignis should be es-n because yknow.

amane shoudl also change bc of previously mentioned

also going back mu should be sechs because kusanagi

im running out of steam so just take this

[ao3feed-assassin-class]

Don't Bring a Knife to a Quirk Fight

Don't Bring A Knife to A Quirk Fight (Unless You're Karma or Full of Spite.) by MiraclesInJuly, Purple Touch

"Kacchan…. Do you know what it means to let someone die?" "But he's training to be an assassin, not a hero, they are very different roles…" "That's what you think! I think he'll do nicely. Honestly! just be glad you guys didn't get the sadistic one." "The what one?"" "Say Shigaraki, though your body count is fair as your hands are red, I wonder if you truly understand what it means to kill?" "Huh, would you look at that, even the likes of you get to be heroes? What a joke!" "Assassination goes way beyond killing you know? I'm also a hero-in-training and a student. What kind of assassin will I be if I can't play all my roles well?" "Holy fuck who is that?" "Oh, that's my cousin Karma." "You didn't tell us you have a hot cousin?!"

Words: 2743, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Assassination Classroom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Akabane Karma, Shiota Nagisa, Isogai Yuuma, Okajima Taiga, Okano Hinata, Okuda Manami, Kataoka Megu, Kayano Kaede, Kanzaki Yukiko, Kimura Masayoshi, Kurahashi Hinano, Sugaya Sousuke, Sugino Tomohito, Takebayashi Koutarou, Chiba Ryuunosuke, Terasaka Ryouma, Nakamura Rio, Hazama Kirara, Hayami Rinka, Hara Sumire, Fuwa Yuzuki, Maehara Hiroto, Mimura Kouki, Muramatsu Takuya, Yada Touka, Yoshida Taisei, Ritsu, Horibe Itona, Karasuma Tadaomi, Irina Jelavić, Asano Gakushuu, Asano Gakuhou, Araki Teppei, Bakugou Katsuki

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Everyone, Akabane Karma & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Shiota Nagisa

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Crossover, Not a fic, just plans and drafts of notes, cuz i dont think i'll write it, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Up for Adoption?, idk, another one for my list of mha crossovers, Izuku and Karma are cousins, some of them go to UA, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, BAMF Class 3-E, no romance for Izuku pt198328, this kiddo bouta stay single

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44017786

[arundolyn]

man i always forget until i hear the vocal cover of rebellion again how many gripes i have with the lyrics

[ifyouknowme-stayaway]

War and Journey of Childhood TV Shows

"GRAVITY FALLS!" screamed Hazama and Yoshida defiantly.

"STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL!" yelled Karma, Maehara and Kayano, defending their own favorite show.

"AVATAR IS BETTER!"

"WINX CLUB THOUGH!"

"PHINEAS AND FERB!!"

E class was currently screeching at each other while Irina stared in confusion.

If anyone asked, they would most like blame Terasaka, who would blame his little sister.

The whole mess had started when Terasaka had been absentmindedly humming the Sofia the First theme song, which his little sister had been watching all day the day before.

Yoshida had heard him and started aggressive singing the theme song of Gravity Falls.

Karma had heard them, and started singing the outro song of Star Vs the Forces of Evil, with Kayano joining in.

"You know, Sofia the First, Gravity Falls, and Star Vs the Forces of Evil could all be good shows at the same time," Sugino began, and Isogai nodded approvingly. "But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked," Sugino finished, grinning.

After that, the class had descended into a war as they all fought for their favorite childhood TV show.

Finally, about ten minutes into their intense battle of screaming and aggressively passionate gesturing, Irina yelled very loudly at them to be quiet and get back to their lesson.

"Honestly, I don't even know what you're all fighting over-" Irina said.

At that very moment, all of E class looked at each other and nodded once, instantly knowing their game plan. Which was creepy, since the 'one look, one nod, know exactly what the other is thinking' thing is usually a skill used by very specific people, such as Chiba and Hayami or Maehara and Isogai. Never the whole class.

"Miss (bleep)?" Yada said. "I think you have a lot of shows to binge watch with us.

About a month later, Irina had watched Gravity Falls, Star Vs the Forces of Evil, Winx Club, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Winx Club, and Phineas and Ferb.

When Irina admitted that she did kind of wish there was more content for SVTFOE, Karma and Kayano had laughed evilly (Hazama's evil laugh would've been much better, though the two of them were very good at evilly laughing) and showed her the amount of SVTFOE fan comics there were.

Later on, Irina would mention wanting to read something about the shows she watched, and Fuwa and Takebayashi would look at her at smile with the look of an experienced fan, and introduced her to the magical place that was AO3.

[smellpelt]

I couldn't remember what moment broke noel in continuum shift bc I’d only watched the anime recently and hoo thats right

[lecliss]

I forgot how fun Blazblue Cross Tag Battle is... I also forgot how to play :/

[stitchpillowpet]

ass class trans headcanons because why not

Terasaka - transmasc, He/Pup pronouns, describes his gender as a dogboy (am I projecting my own gender onto him? yes I am, mind your business)

Yoshida - trans man, He/Him pronouns, took up motorcycle riding cause he thought it would make him seem more manly then stuck with it cause he really liked it

Muramatsu - non-binary, They/He pronouns (I dont have any specific headcanons for them, sorry)

Hazama - demigirl, They/She/Rot/It pronouns, describes rotself as "too spooky for gender"

Itona - agender, They/Mew/Circuit/Circuitself pronouns (no specific headcanons for mew)

Gakushuu - non-binary, He/They/She pronouns, they hung a bunch of trans flags around their house to piss off their dad

Kayano - trans woman, She/Her pronouns, Aguri was the first person she came out to (Aguri also got them matching cheesy pride shirts)

Karma - demiboy, He/They pronouns (no specific headcanons for them)

Koro-Sensei - genderfluid, He/They/She (pronouns change) (inspired by this series with genderfluid koro)

Chiba - transmasc, He/They pronouns, can't figure out if he's non-binary or if he's a trans man and has just given up trying to figure it out

Hayami - demigirl, She/They pronouns (no specific headcanons for them)

Kurahashi - genderqueer, She/They/Bug/Pup pronouns, heard Terasaka's Pup/Pups pronouns and stole them because bug liked them

Kimura - trans man, He/Him pronouns (idk, he just radiates trans energy)

Kataoka - trans woman, She/Her pronouns, Okano gave her her hair clip when she first came out

Sugino - transmasc, He/They pronouns, doesn't know if they're non-binary or a trans man

[postgameroutesix]

on this topic. i remembered that hazama canonically thinks karma is cringe which has always been really funny to me when ppl would speculate a possible “friendship” b/w them (unfortunately i dont think they’d ever really be friends) then THAT got me thinking -

karma’s relationships with the tgang are so funny and interesting tbhhh. like u have him and terasaka who are certified enemies to puppet/master to weird close friends character foils and terasaka becomes one of the people alongside nagisa, sugino and okuda karma definitively trusts. their dynamic and its growth are an incredibly interesting + funny one. his relationship with itona becomes one of mutual respect, they get along, but id hesitate to call them “friends” because karma has a very specific criteria for that which is shared by nagisa, okuda, sugino and terasaka - i think itona is similar to nakamura in what he is to karma. hazama is what i described above and i think karma has a level of respect for her but its not necessarily reciprocated - i dont think hazama outright dislikes him or anything rather doesnt have many feelings on him beyond like i said thinking hes a little cringe eek. theres less to say about yoshida and muramatsu bc karma, until quite late, views them as extensions of terasaka like “his minion’s minions” - though, he does start to trust their reliability, as he places yoshida in the “leader” post in the team of him, hara, chiba and hayami when theyre taking back the mountain which ive always thought was interesting

[apothecarywormcrud]

Confession, smitten, and valentine for Hazama

confession — how’d the confession happen, and looking back on it, what are your (and f/o’s) thoughts abt how you both were back then?

"you have a crush on me dont you" "no" "ok liar :)" and then he used that information to emotionally manipulate astoria for 367854736 years but its fine bc they dont remember most of it. astoria's thoughts are, wow i was a dumb sonofabitch idiot. hazama's thoughts are, wow you WERE a sumb sonofabitch idiot :D and i have done nothing wrong ever in my life, ever.

smitten — was it easy for the people around you and f/o to figure out you liked each other? did they get involved in you getting together at all?

no and Fuck No actually thats a lie kagura knew there was bullshit afoot bc astoria is his gossip buddy and loves to complain but "liking each other" doesnt even enter into it. in fact most of people's subsequent involvement was going hey maybe DONT spend time around this guy. maybe help us kill him instead, actually. have you thought about that. and astoria was like no hes a freak and he compels me so he has to live.

valentine — gush about your valentine! ^^

honestly theres nothing abt this ship i could say that doesnt make it sound like the most emotionally unhealthy crockshit imagineable and thats bc it is! bc this dude fucking sucks and it literally takes like 100+ time loops worth of spending time with astoria for him to realize maybe he DOESN'T like it when theyre dead or sufferring. for any normal person this would be unconscienceable but bc its hazama the little freak who doesnt feel emotions or pain until a magical girl blasts him a new chussy this is the only way it was ever going to work. guy of all fucking time. i forgive all his crimes bc sometimes when he smiles he looks like this:

[snakeboistan]

3-E + KARASUNO + 1-A FRIENDSHIP GROUPS

Just a heads up that I don't really know that much about BNHA. Most of my knowledge comes from fanfics, tumblr posts and my bestie so some of these headcanons might be a bit OOC

Nagisa + Hinata + Midoriya

So I’ve already made posts about Nagisa, Hinata and Mido being the ultimate cinnamon roll trio who are the loves of my life, my sons and if anything happens to them I will kill everyone and then myself

Let me adopt them, please let me adopt them 

I mean it is canon that Mama Midoriya is single right?...jk jk ... unless 👀

These precious babies are literally the sweetest guys ever and everyone’s ultimate hype men

They have their own protection squads and at least five people who have a crush on them (these bois be making people question their sexuality like it’s a past time)

They can also turn feral at any given moment and revert back to normal in a second

They act like its no big deal but they have legit traumatised people before

I know that Nagisa and Midoriya are ✨ notebook buddies ✨ but I like to think that Hinata keeps a volleyball journal like Kageyama (like the adorable boyfriend he is) and shows it off proudly to them and Nagisa and Mido are so proud of their tangerine bestie and they teach him how to make notes and analyse like they do and are just so pure (ILOVETHEMSOMUCHYOUHAVENOIDEA)

It’s a legit hazard to have them in the same place because the intensity of the combined smiles of a baby sunshine crow, baby sunshine snake and baby sunshine bunny can wipe out anyone in a 10 km radius

But what a way to go, am I right?

Also, I’m adding Yamaguchi here because he’s a sweetie who can and will end someone if they try to mess with Tsukki the people he cares about 

Do not under any circumstances try to mess with the trio that is Nagi, Yama and Mido because they know all of your secrets and are not afraid to use that to their benefit 

 Isogai + Daichi + Iida 

Did you mean: Dad Friends

Someone help them

It aint easy being a teen parent but they make it work

Also I’m a total simp for all three of them like Iida is everything I want IDKY I’m not saying its the glasses but its totally the glasses

Can and will do the disappointed dad stare. It is effective.

These three meet up to despair about their schoolmates and within five minutes one (or all) of them is getting a phone call because someone needs to be bailed out of jail

Isogai and Iida are class rep goals just saying

They love their classmates but why are they like this

Daichi: *watching Noya and Tanaka egg on the Terasaka gang to let them connect sleds on Yoshida’s motorbikes and go speed racing down the mountain* I ask myself that everyday

Just...someone give them a vacation and some aspirin because they need it

But not for too long because they are the few responsible ones 

Midoriya: *mumbling* That’s funny considering that Iida tried to murder someone in cold blood 

1-A members not aware of the Hosu Incident (so basically everyone except for Mido, Todo and Glasses Sonic): WHAT?!

Karma: Really? That’s weird. Nagisa tried to do that as well

3-E members that didn’t confront Takaoka: WAIT WHAT?!

Karasuno: *paling* who the f*ck are these people…

 Fuwa + Nakamura + Kiyoko + Ashido + Aoyama

The ultimate shippers

Listen, look me in the eyes and tell me that Shimizu Kiyoko doesn’t ship her team and that she does not have a group chat with all of the other managers where they gossip about who’s dating who. Look me right in the eyes and tell me that does not happen.

These people know all of the gossip 

Well actually Nagisa knows all of the tea in 3-E but Fuwa is a close second

Ultimate wingpeople 

 Kataoka + Ennoshita + Momo

I don’t want to say mum friend but they are the most responsible ones if Isogai, Daichi and Iida aren’t around

They are beings to be feared, you dont wanna cross them

There was once a time when all three of them are angered and everyone still has emotional scars to this day

The only ones who can control the chaos

Can also smack talk people like a pro

Have soft spots for the cinnamon rolls

Just imagine the three of them sitting around one of those circular umbrella tables outside of a cafe wearing matching sunglasses and drinking smoothies out of a straw as they judge everyone

 Kimura + Hinata + Kageyama + Kirishima

GYM BUDDIES

Listen, there are athletes and there are athletes™

These boys are the latter 

They race all of the time

I’m not kidding

Everything is a race

Arm wrestles galore

 Hazama + Tsukishima + Tokoyami

Masters of snark

Looks like they can kill you, can actually kill you

Hang out with each other to get away from the stupidity of everyone around them

Hazama and Tokoyami are just chillin’ talking about demonic sacrifice and Tsukki’s like ‘you guys are more tolerable than the feral children I’ll stay here’

Literally have no cares at all

If you approach them they will make you cry

 Chiba + Hayami + Kageyama + Todoroki 

The chill kids

All they do is vibe in the background

They’re entire friendship is just *blank stare* *eye contact* *small nod*

And you know what? That’s valid

Are also totally willing to hide a body 24/7

Todo convinces the other three that his theories are legit

 Terasaka Squad + Nishinoya + Tanaka + Bakusquad

CHAOS

That is it

Do I need to go on?

 Kurahashi + Kouda 

Soft bbys

Would die for them

Go on bug hunting expeditions

Hang out at petting zoos

Kurahashi has fallen in love with Kouda's bunnies as she should 

Are proud parents of every single furry and crawlie critter on the E-Class mountain

Dont worry Nagisa gets to keep his snakes

Go to pet stores and animal shelters

pure cinnamon rolls

 Maehara + Tanaka + Nishinoya + Kaminari

Best hype men

Praise each other like no other

Maehara and Calamari keep on getting annoyed because everyone keeps on pretending to not be able to tell the two apart

They can it's just that it's fun to mess with them

 Karasuma + Ukai + Aizawa

The ‘I came here determined not to get attached and now I’ve adopted a gang of teenagers’

Are literally one second away from becoming alcoholics

Are constantly ready to ‘subtly’ brag about how their students are improving in training 

Karasuma and Aizawa go over sparring procedures and Ukai is just like ‘your students have WEAPONS?!?’

Tsundere but parents

Best Dads

They love their kids 

But dont tell anyone that

It’s okay they know anyway

Will deck anyone that hurts their chaos children in any way

 Koro-Sensei + Takeda + Yagi 

PROUD PAPAS

THEY LOVE THEIR KIDS SO MUCH

THEY CAN SPEND 1284720 HOURS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR KIDS STUDENTS ARE

HAVE WALLETS WITH THEIR PHOTOS IN THEM Yagi’s is just 20+ pictures of Midoriya but shhhh

*Todoroki’s conspiracy theory senses tingle*

They could be at the groceries but they’ll still find a way to brag about their kids

[feifood]

Hi :) I really enjoy your works and wanted to request hcs about the phantom troupe members with an s/o who dances and tries to pull them into dancing when they’re chilling together?

THE ENTIRE TROUPE ANON ?? YOU GONNA GET THE ENTIRE TROUPE AND I MEAN IT

no but fr this was so fun to write (it’s also kinda short sorry) -- I hope you enjoy !!

*I wrote it for the og troupe that we meet in the beginning of the York New arc, I hope that’s okay 

pulled into dancing

Chrollo Lucilfer:

I imagine that he was reading with like classical music in the background

And you suddenly come in and change the music

He looks at you like ?? What’s going on here

And you just straight up pull him out of his chair and start dancing 

Like without a word

He’s still kinda lost but he smirks and he’s like oh so this what we doing right now huh

Put his book down and starts joining you

I think his style of dancing has very minimal movement but he still be busting some moves

Nobunaga Hazama:

You’re gonna need to convince Nobu a bit before he actually agrees to dance with you

He’s gonna think it’s silly at first

Do you know his occupation? And you’re asking him to dance with you?

But don’t worry he eventually comes around and joins you

SORRY NOBU STANS but I don’t think he can dance very well

Don’t tell him though !! He thinks he’s like the dance god 

A+ for effort that’s all that matters at the end of the day

Feitan Portor:

You two were just quietly hanging out, doing your own things in the same room

And you suddenly get up, dragging him to the open space in the room and start to dance

He has the same reaction as Nobu where he doesn’t really budge at first

But you insist you keep trying to push him to do it

He’s all like ugh fine since you keep annoying me about it

But we all know it’s actually because he wanted to join in on the fun

I think his dancing style is like Chrollo’s with very minimal movements

Maybe a bit too lacking of movements 

Lil guy might be kinda stiff at first you’re gonna have to ease him into dancing freely

But he nails it in the end

Machi Komacine:

Hear me out okay: we all know Machi has a very cold demeanor but you can’t convince me that she wouldn’t be an ABSOLUTE softy when she’s with her s/o

Like you’d think she wouldn’t agree to dance with you but let me tell you she’s not even gonna hesitate to agree

AND ITS SO SWEET

Minimal movement when she’s dancing but only because she’s watching you the whole time

You just seem so in your element she can’t help but stare 

Will 1000% cheer you on

Praise you about how good you’re doing 

Machi’s just your #1 fan without a doubt

Hisoka Morow:

Hisoka’s on board like RIGHT away

He’s been waiting for this moment his whole life

Y’all he can dance TRUST ME

THIS MAN CAN BUST SOME MOVES

He’s probably gonna start doing some partner dances with you

And he’s gonna lead of course

A lot of teasing hehe

Even if your a pro at dancing he’s gonna poke at you and talk about how you seem to be a bit slower than usual

Playful bickering back and forth is guaranteed to happen

Phinks Magcub:

Phinks probably loves dancing 

And he’s like cocky about his dance skills but in reality he’s not much better than Nobu AHJDF SORRY PHINKS

But his positive attitude is what matters !!

He’s gonna be like look at my moves and you’re gonna be watching him trying not to laugh

Gonna tease you as well like Hisoka

ALSO going to hype you up so much

You’re his s/o ofc he’s gonna love watching you do anything

He is going to cheer like YELLING even though it’s only you two around

Phinks probably loves parties so why wouldn’t he love a mini dance party with his favorite person? 

Shalnark:  

Shalnark is so good at dancing I just know it

He isn’t even aware of it though

He’s gonna be like okay I’ll join you to dance but I’m not that skilled

And he’s gonna have his cute lil smile

So when he does start dancing with you you’re like HUH?? NOT SKILLED WDYM??

He’s like what? I’m just dancing

And you’re still kinda in shock like Shal you talented talented bro

He just kinda laughs it off and continues to compliment you

The type to cheer you on as well yes yes 

Franklin Bordeau:  

Hesitant to dance with you

Franklin seems like someone that knows how to dance but he hasn’t done it in a long time

So he’s going to warn you a lil about how he’s rusty

He’s not going to put much effort into it because he wants to focus on you the entire time

Minimal movements yet again 

But that doesn’t mean he’s a buzzkill !!

It’s still going to be fun as hell trust me

The entire time you gotta remind him that he has to dance too !! But he keeps losing focus because of how happy you look

Shizuku Murasaki: 

Although she’s usually emotionless you can bet she smiles a lot around you

I think she’s a little stiff when she dances as well

She just doesn’t ever really dance

But it’s fine you can always teach her 

Not difficult to convince her to dance with you though so that’s a big plus

DONT underestimate her though Shizuku will always be on beat

She’s got the potential 

Pakunoda:  

Paku looks straight up ELEGANT when she dances change my mind

You ask her to dance with you and she gives you the softest smile + a giggle and she’s like aight let’s do this

Paku’s movements are minimal but they make a BIG impact

You can tell that she can turn into an intense dancer if she really wanted to

The way she sways to the music is just so calming

Tends to check in on you from time to time to ensure that you’re having a good time

She’s just a really well rounded dancer what can I say

Bonolenov Ndongo: 

Bonolenov is a professional dancer basically

I have 0 evidence to back it up but that’s what I live by

He’s gonna gonna seem uninterested at first though

He’s gonna be like dancing? Really? You really wanna do that?

And you’ll insist and he’ll be like alright sure then if you really want to

And he completely surprises you and you’re like since when??? Since when did you learn how to dance like that

And he’s like idk I’ve just always been this good at it

That’s the day you realized this man is full of surprises

Uvogin:  

Straight up yes the first time you ask

Totally down and totally into it

His way of dancing you can’t really describe it but it’s really just a bunch of random moves that he’s somehow able to pull off

He’s does it ALL he cheers for you, he cheers for himself, he teases you, he watches you dance sometimes, he just is everywhere at once 

Probably going to ask to record it to

Just something he can look back to when he has the time for it

Kortopi:  

Kortopi might seem a bit hard to convince into dancing but I don’t think so

He’ll do whatever makes you happy !! And if it’s dancing then he’ll do it

I think he’s gonna be quite good at dancing

VERY humble about it though

If you compliment him he’s going to just brush it off 

Will watch you most of the time I feel

You’re going to have to keep pulling him back to stand up and dance with you

A good time overall though !! Don’t get it twisted