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#but he's certainly not joe
cementcornfield · 10 months
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2xmMtRm/
Idk why this is so funny but sad at the same time like he’s just doing the griddy alone in Minnesota
lol no this is hilarious. poor justin 😔
(although he seems to be doing just fine on his own!)
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hussyknee · 6 months
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People declaring the Pope should excommunicate Joe Biden for genocide has me like??? Bro...what do you think the Catholic Church was built on...
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littlematchagirlll · 2 months
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I’M CRYING-
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zot3-flopped · 3 months
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Joe is supposedly a songwriter as well. If he has such a problem with Taylor doing what all songwriters do, then he can do the same. He must be worried about something particular coming out. 🤔
Maybe Joe will write a tell all memoir about what a narcissistic nightmare Taylor Swift is.
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artmill-danaan · 7 months
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So, inktober this year is gonna be Doodle Inktober I'm afraid 😅 and a The Old Guard Inktober
Enjoy sweet Nicolo for day 1 - Dream
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everymlmhybrid · 4 months
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this part genuinely makes me feel like eating dry wall like i can't explain how i feel about it without making some of you finally tire of me and block me about it i think
#.txt#reservoir dogs -#sorry for just randomly posting clips . i was actually working on my vid i swear but then i started Thinking. and here we are.#anyways going genuinely insane in the tags . i'm so sorry. ->#(im only sorry for the sheer amount of tags or if u disagree w/ my interpretations / headcanons. if ur just annoyed lmfao sucks to be you!)#anyways. you guys ever think abt the way orange HAS TO know white's lying to him abt his odds of survival.#bc i think abt that genuinely constantly. all the time thinking about it.#also the ''joe's gonna get you 100% again'' -> first of all . lol. second of all -> ''he was the only one i wasn't 100% on'' hello? HELLO!!#also freddy's voice here makes me feel like punching walls . like it makes me wail in anguish.#no but yeah i think abt the theme of lying & the fact some of the first lies we hear are in this scene in a way#also this part is leaning wayyy harder on headcanon but i always think. like if orange WASNT lying abt who he is. then it'd be reasonable#forhim to not know how likely he is to die and/or how blatantly larry's lying (''i'm talking days!'') but as a cop he SOOO knows he's fcked#but like . what's he gonna do. ''hey i know that's bullshit'' like obviously not and partly bc of How he knows but also bc like#you just don't argue with the only guy who's caring for you while you're seemingly on the brink of death!! LMAO#and certainly not when he's the only one telling you you'll be fine!! even if he's just bullshitting you so you don't freak out!!#I DON'T KNOW i go kinda insane about this scene . as . you can tell.#if you too are insane about this and the implications . don't worry. in several months. my fic will feed you. you will see.#idk . larry lying to and/or for him <33333333 kinda makes me go insane. kinda makes me go wild.#idk. i should be getting ready for bed rn. WHATEVER. bye. logging off. if you read all these i'm in love with you okay#i've just been turngin them around in my head like a microwave for hours so i needed to infodump or else i would explode i think
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atopvisenyashill · 10 months
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i don’t care that rhaenyra’s oldest are illegitimate not bc i’m a targ stan who thinks she can do no wrong but because legitimacy is a social construct that does nothing more than enforce the patriarchy and class system, and rhaenyra having kids out of wedlock with a man she is consenting to sex with is fine, actually, and if you’re hung up on that it is my opinion that you are clinging to the rules of propriety and patriarchy when analyzing her because you think she should be punished for having sex outside marriage and not like, all the things she actually does that are morally wrong, which is like, textbook misogyny.
“but the lords” so the thing is i don’t give a shit if the lords think she’s a slut. i understand the time period bc not only am i not stupid, i also understand that it is still a big issue in many communities for mothers to have children out of wedlock. i am saying i do not care because it’s a fake issue the way “brienne can’t really be a knight because she’s a woman” and “sansa can’t rule winterfell when she has true born younger brothers” or whatever else. legitimacy is a tool of the patriarchy, of colonialism irl, of classism, and the argument “rhaenyra is a bad person for having children out of wedlock when she knew that would put them in danger” is stupid bc legitimacy doesn’t fucking matter and neither does marriage.
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brookheimer · 10 months
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watching the joe schmo show for an article i’m writing about reality tv hoaxes and gotta say. one of the talent shows ever
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lucyteennope · 2 years
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okay, okay, he's sexy, insanely handsome, charming, godlike, he has beautiful, gentle eyes, and he's a great actor who created such a memorable and charismatic character like Eddie, which is why now every 16yo girl dreams of becoming one of the main characters in headcanons where they could meet Eddie or Joe himself, but......
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this fucking coat is just trying to get me to sell my house to buy it!!!!
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wheelie-butch · 1 year
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not now honey*, daddy's** being parasocial with the mayor***
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* person i kidnapped
** kidnapping creep
*** actually is the mayor tbf
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souryogurt64 · 2 years
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in your own words what happens in the abortion commercial
not answering your question but when i was 17 i was in AP government and for the final we had to make a fake campaign video for a celebrity and i think you can all guess who i picked. anyway i no longer have this video but i wish i did. it contained the peterick abortion commercial in its entirety and we showed them to the class. the vibes in that room. Overpowering
this was in spring of 2016 so fob were still semi culturally relevant, it was at the peak of hamilton, peak of vine, peak of yik yak, trump was running but no one thought he was a serious candidate, people thought bernie sanders was gonna win, etc. so the wentz4prez vid was cringy but not the worst thing that happened in this class. i think it was one of the worst times to be in ap government because people were singing lin manuel miranda or arguing about hillary clinton v bernie sanders to the point of red faced crying on a daily basis.
i did get an A on the video but the teacher was not happy about it, she was also a teacher who was a victim of all the emo losers congregating in her classroom yelling about homestuck and petekey and destiel and frerard and johnlock and attack on titan to avoid being bullied in the hallways so i think she had enough of me already
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hecksupremechips · 1 year
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Finally playing your turn to die and oh boy I sure hope no one dies despite that literally being exactly what’s gonna fucking happen
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between mister chestnut and mister macabee’s embrace at the end of this video & the former’s “i love my friends” in the earlier clip, this is an extra heartwarming mister chestnut’s christmas medley performance
also, with the fact that that (almost, since they’re already onstage at the beginning of the video) full uncle peenie & aunt loretta’s christmas around the world medley Performance from the tenth annual show ends with feliz navidad, i wonder if by that point (so, four years later, these clips being from the sixth annual show, 2013 vs 2017 (and that full mister chestnut sequence ft. will roland that is also available being the prior year, 2012, fifth annual show)) the mister chestnut’s christmas medley has a different song for its finale. i suppose “two sequences end w/the same number” could itself be a joke, but may as well either a) use the opportunity for another song or b) push the joke where it’s “sequences just won’t stop ending with feliz navidad”....haven’t seen later mister chestnut videos, or any uncle peenie & aunt loretta videos from before that tenth show’s, so no further info really, like if they swapped songs or anything. or even if the uncle peenie and aunt loretta christmas around the world sequence wasn’t there from the start, since even photowise i can’t say For Sure it was around before the eighth annual show or so, and no signs of it in the videos from the very earliest shows that i’ve ever spotted, for what it’s worth, my not having seen Every such video necessarily lol. so i can imagine it Could be like, if we’ve invented this new sequence, may as well move this song over to that one, and replace it with [???] here....christmysteries
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The first image was moreso supposed to depict a slightly pissed off Volo whose only tell that he's angry is the minute waver of his illusion, hence the ends of his hair being faded and the part that sticks out of his bun is wispy. Alas, I effectively failed in portraying that both in terms of expression and because I have little skill in drawing side-profiles. Also the first image is him topless because I don't really know how to draw clothing on a side profile and have barely enough knowledge of anatomy to go 'fuck it ┐( ˘_˘)┌'.
Second Image I tried to do what I failed in the first and I guess??? it turned out okay??
H.Zoroark!Volo aside, the first image is also just how I headcanon him to look in terms of body type and being more scarred.
#【𝙿 𝚁 𝙸 𝚂 𝙼】#i have difficulty fathoming how some ppl look at volo and not see him as muscular in some manner???#like‚ some ppl do draw him thin or w/ an average body type but it doesn't click that it also means they perceive him as not physically#strong. bc in so many medias a character is basically your average joe but is strong af so there's dissonance in my brain that carries#across several different kinds of media. it's only when i undoubtedly see someone portray him as not that strong i go ??????#to me‚ personally‚ i /cannot/ perceive him as anything other than muscular given 1. he lugs that heavy ass backpack around /everywhere/#sure‚ he may or may not have it always stocked with supplies since he we only ever see him /actually/ do his job once ever but every time#we see him he's carrying that thing that if it isn't filled with stock‚ is filled with supplies for himself and his growing team of pokemon#which i would think wouldn't exactly lead to a light weight. (+ there's the spooky plate which itself doesn't weigh that much but it's#still weight) 2. he travels all of hisui by foot at least most of the time. we see that there are carts(?) that the guild members can ride#in that are pulled by pokemon so they don't have to walk those long distances all the time. volo is a loner within the guild somewhat#he's usually seen doing his own thing and checking out ruins and other things of his interest and only halfheartedly attends to his job as#a merchant. in order for him to do that period he would have to act alone and travel of his own accord bc the guild certainly wouldn't#allow it. you can also explicitly see in his concept art of him in his arceus outfit that he has /really/ big thighs which‚ like‚ no duh#and 3. THIS IS /HISUI/. these are times still long in the past! it'd be a miracle for any adult to be scarless given how dangerous those#times were. and again i reiterate: volo travels mostly /on his own/ he at least a lot of the time has no one but himself and his pokemon#to defend him and at the time we meet him a he has but only a single baby togepi! i honestly just have the firm belief of gamefreak being#a coward. i wouldn't really think that if gaeric and fucking /irida/ didn't look like twigs despite living in a place that has constant sub#zero temperatures. WHERE IS THEIR FAT? WHY DO THEY LOOK LEAN? GAMEFREAK HAS SHOWN THAT THEY CAN MAKE FAT/BUFF CHARACTERS. WHAT HAPPENED#you: it's literally pokemon‚ my guy. me: ←struggles to have a suspension of disbelief bc i have a hard time comprehending things that don't#make sense#edit: first mention of stocked w/ supplies i meant selling stock not personal
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crastlefolke · 2 years
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music ask game:
godhunter (aviators)
Brutus (the buttress)
and just for funsies:
Amerika by rammstein
(you can do just one if you want)
godhunter:
couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library
i like the lyrics of this one and the vibes are good but it feels like it goes on for a bit too long
brutus:
couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library
i LOVE this one sooo much especially the last verse holy shit
amerika:
couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library
i have actually heard this one before and i forever associate it with my year nine maths teacher who made us listen to it once
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