#but i could never

[suchawrathfullamb]

can't take those cute Will x Reader things cause in what Universe would he be all sweet and romantic with anyone else other than his psycho male bride? but you have fun out there *kiss kiss*

[bookishswordfish]

No shade to anyone who likes their bookshelves this way, but whenever I see the people on TikTok or Instagram who organize their shelves by color, I die a little bit. Don’t get me wrong, it’s visually appealing, but it is chaos! There is no order! How do you know where anything is?? Series are split up! I applaud the people who are able to make their shelves aesthetically pleasing, but it’s alphabetical order for this girl! No thank you!

[cuntyglam]

how can you hate apoo when he goes “apapapapapa !!” and “scRATCH !!”

you can’t. look at his long bubble braid.

can your fav play the piano on their teeth ? or play their arm like a trumpet ? i did not think so. he’s such a little scoundrel but he’s too groovy for me to hate

[cleradinscloset]

"You're mine-" NO. HE ISN'T YOUR PET.

Mike and Will would also never say that to each other. EVER. It's so out of character that it puts me off for the rest of the fic.

[lovebeing-a-girl]

Fucking unfollowed him today and even deleted our chats. Its been 3 fucking years, gotta move on

[brenna]

my coworker is using chatgtp to write this 10 minute presentation we each have to do. like, what?

[nebulasfury]

I could never be a teacher because HOW can you be so heartless as to see a child/teen sobbing over a bad grade and not give them a second chance?

[meaningtotellyou]

I can confidently say i have never in my life wanted to live in a big city

[gushuwa]

well, guess I’m going out without a jacket

[voregeoise]

No disrespect to folks who like furry prey, but furry prey must have the worst damn mouth feel possible. Like I spend 5 minutes spitting and gagging cause I got a few hairs in my mouth, how am I ment to choke down a squirming fur ball? I'd die.

[windandwater]

listening to a discussion of the Irish goodbye and it always makes me laugh when this comes up because I could not relate less to this strategy. my family is a mix of southern and Italian/Portugese. we are not "leave without saying anything" people. we are the keep talking for an hour after we said we were going to leave, and then stand in the doorway/driveway for another hour after that, type, that people invented the Irish goodbye to avoid.

(anyway you can't just leave someone's house. what if they have leftovers they need to pawn off on you? extremely rude)

[honey-mess]

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[diazevan]

chimney is so annoyed by the housing market in los angeles, that he is going to try and convince Maddie that moving into a murder house is the best choice 🤣

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[imperpetuallylost]

are u dating niko

nah man we’re just married