#but i just had some coke

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into

you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"

many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally

lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll

[ballisterboldheart]

man, i have wanted to apologize to you so many times. i—i guess i was worried that it would've triggered something, or whatnot? you know, thought maybe it was just best to leave the past where it is.

[lovedeltaa]

Is there any place I can read/see/just consume content in general from the vile coke universe? I am absolutely obsessed with these goobers I love them the half vampire idea with Malik is so cool and oughhh Ellie,,,, ellie so pretty,,,

Actually scratch that every one of your ocs are pretty lmfao they all slay so hard😭😭

aw thank you so much :') means a lot

I‘m still working on making decent doodles and misc artworks for the rest of the cast so there‘s more goobers to come. ellie‘s bestie for the resties [partner in crime] is high on my priorities 🤞

I wish I had more about it out but I‘m still very anxious with publicly sharing anything original of mine…. so as of rn there‘s only the info I‘ve put up here LOL </3 but I‘m trying to get more expansive with the parts I share. ty for your interest, it gives me more incentive to get over my anxiety HAHA

there‘s quite a lot of backstory I‘ve yet to share. but a very fast tldr is that ellie and her bff (mariam, or "mari“ as a nickname) are childhood friends. mari‘s dad, subhi, took in malik, ellie, and michael when they got orphaned, up until relationships (see: primarily between subhi and michael) started souring. also important: mari (and subhi) is a puppy dawg werewolf

[comehellorhighwatertheywillwrite]

Watching Cinderella story when I was an autistic child who barely understood what lots of turns of phrases meant was really something. Like I had virtually no idea what was going on when Carter left his house and said goodbye to his dad, I vaguely heard the line ‘knock em dead’ and I thought it meant his mother was dead because she was mentioned in the previous sentence and she’s never seen in the movie

[dirt-str1der]

Love characterising nishikiyama as a booze hound drug hound meth addict high every day body mass 75% alcohol hands constantly shaking literally spacing out while driving fifty over the speed limit using elderly folk as speedbumps one hand on the wheel and one hand free to do more drugs and coming into work while functionally deaf and blind and he is still leagues more competent at his job than kiryu

[anthropoetics]

went on a walk when the sun was going down, bought some wine and instead of feeling sexy i'm feeling lonely

[solradguy]

Dragon Install in Rev2 is so stupid and so fun. I combo'd 6p into 6p into 6p off wall bounces and then 6p'd again and, by god, you wouldn't believe what happened next (6p)

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Learning bartending is so fun

[sameschmidtdiffname]

Accidently drank an energy drink today. Spiritually on the island w/ Mr. Huzzle-Hizzle

[mrsmarlasinger]

Hmmmmmmmm quick question! What do you do when your executive dysfunction has reached such a critical state that you:

are actively ignoring things you desperately need to do

are ghosting your employers (even though you can make it all go away by doing the one thing you most need to do: send an email and QUIT)

have almost three dozen notifications that you can't even bring yourself to look at

completely unironically have done nothing but sleep and flip between two apps for days

are fucking up your professional/financial future even though you need to move out in a matter of months

✨and✨

are paralyzed by anxiety that keeps mounting to increasingly unsustainable heights

YET

you GENUINELY CANNOT figure out how to PHYSICALLY FORCE YOUR BODY to do the (extremely short, extremely important) list of things you keep telling yourself you're going to do

because at this point you can't even shower or change the clothes you've been wearing for days on end?

Asking for a friend. I'm the friend.

[lowqualitygarbage]

Was drawing with my nephew, so here is what I finished on my Michael before he got bored and we did other stuff.

[allylikethecat]

i see that literally all of us who didnt already have the medicine vinyl bought it today huh 😔

😭 I don't listen to vinyl, I don't collect vinyl, the only other vinyl I have has been gifts from people who just assume that's something I'm into based on my apparent vibe (like ok I admit IRL I do seem like the kind of person that would be into collecting vinyl... but also why would I want to do that when I can have literally any song I've ever wanted ever digitally on an external hard drive?! Also I say that now but watch me get really into vinyl in 2024 lol)

BUT I apparently lack all impulse control because seeing the Medicine vinyl still available in the store, hours after the original Tweet I saw was posted for TEN DOLLARS PLUS SHIPPING?! All common sense left my body and I had to have it because that is my SONG that is the A&E Fic song and I am emotionally attached and yep, I was ordering it before better judgement could kick in. Am I going to get judged if I frame it and hang it in my bathroom? Because weirdly my bathroom has ended up 1975 themed...

I love that we were all in the impulse purchasing together though lol we should have gotten some kind of bulk order tumblr discount 😂 Thank you for commiserating with me and I hope you have a great weekend!

❤️Ally

[junkdyke]

tattooing at lesbian and women centered events, yes, really great crowd of people to tattoo, lively but non-stressful environment, fun, will 100% continue doing

hollywood market event that doesn't pick up until midnight, attached to a regular club with a rave-centered crowd where people are visibly fucked up and smoke cigarettes while you are tattooing them in close range? 2/10, the tiny bit of money i made is going towards the parking ticket i got and some guy tried to mansplain my business model to me while i was in the middle of tattooing someone. right at 2am, they cut the power, so if i hadn't had my headlamp i would have been tattooing in actual PITCH BLACK. absolutely not again.

[rmayuscula]

saint kitty apparition on the 5th of december

[boxwinebaddie]

WIAT UNCLE NINA WHYD YOU DELETE THE PETE DAVIDSON ASK IT WAS MINE AND I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO READ IT LMFSOFJFJ

aaaaaah! *hides* you caught me!

there she is officer, the repeat offense tweet/ask deleter!

that crook!

i know, i know, i know. :( i'm sorry, nonnie. it's a bad habit of mine.

please know it had NOTHING to do with your ask ( which i thought was so funny and accurate, which is why i answered it so quickly )

i just...haven't felt very good about the things i have written lately? i feel like my answers have been badly written/characterized, chaotic, uninspired and not saying...the things i want them to say? which stresses me out, starts a spiral and reckless anon/tweet deleting.

if it means anything, i had your ask message copied, was going to resend it to my blog and answer it Better, but to hold myself accountable, i'm gonna answer it now in hopefully a less messy and weird way. ( i also stress-deleted the kyle ask about him getting compliments because i didn't like my answer -- i'll reanswer it too )

but yes, RM!kenny aka mcwhoremick aka skeleKen is the ncu rem(ember) universe pete davidson.

or...has slept w/ him at least.

lowkey, this ask is making me rethink short kenny because i feel like a lot of pete davidsons energy rests on him being tall and having BDE. however, you can probably still be short and have bde. answer later.

but, like i said in the former ask, i kind of wanted to go into it a lot later because rm is supposed to reveal it slowly, but you're all smart, i'm sure you can pick up what i've been trying to put down about cd.

plus, i've been feeling so bad about my writing ( 6 in particular :/ i don't like the structure ) that i fear its gonna take us to get to the places i want to go with the characterization so

looks can be deceiving and cd is punkrockstar boyband proof of that.

they all kind of have Shitcks they're supposed to follow and kenny's is that they are the ~mysterious~ offputting entity in the back, wears the skeleton face that leaves everyone wondering what lies beneath it, doesn't talk very much, is secretive/shadowy, has elusive energy.

( i am leaning towards the concept that no one in public has seen kenny without the Skeleton Mask on...not sure yet but...hmmm... )

but...of course, kenny is kenny. kenny is playful, loud and rowdy and promiscuous, so out of pocket and the life of the gd party. so the second they are off stage, the mask comes off and kenny says 8000 curse words, starts gyratin & is back to being on their worst behavior.

speaking of their worst behavior, kenny is always doing some fuckshit. theyre constantly on a coke on someones yatcht, in some celebrity, in some music execs pants, in someone's daugther, usually college fangirls, like...every cd intern they've ever had. all quit. bc of kenny. not b/c they scared them, but bc they fell in love with them...

and kenny does NOT do commitments. kenny is like a revolving door. the tabloids reflect this. kenny is in there a lot with different celebs. its a whole mess, tbh. also no one knows how to describe them. ooh~

as a result of being messy, kenny gets into a lot of predicaments, or misses meetings/gets into trouble and raven covers for them...ALOT.

tldr: management is pretty sick of kennys shit and is This Close to getting them kicked out of the band ( like they were doin really sloppy shit ) and ravenstan...as the lead singer/face of the band is pretty much untouchable...so he can get away with a lot more so a lot of the time...raven just Covers kenny to save their ass from gettin kicked/in trouble and says that a lot of the fucked up shit kenny does is...Him.

raven is indisposible, but everyone else can be replaced is the gist.

which is :((( because you know it makes sense for chapter 2-5 Raven of Crimson Dawn to be a coke-fiend, party boy, bad influence, live wire, fight-starting, devil may care celebrity a-hole...but as rm readers and stan stans, know: ravenstan is Gods Sweet Angel who cries 24/7, picks up plants from the farmers market, is very kind to his fans, has hit someone once/broke his hand FOR KENNY, and spends his time otherwise watching anime and not...Lotharioing.

( it is also why kenny more than owed raven the favor of covering him so he could go on his #hate with kyle...which they Did ofc... tbh i wish you guys could have heard the other half of that phone call bc kenny was being so fucking funny and being so unhinged/moaning on the phone to freak ravenstan out...but the griefing, while light hearted, also came from a place of overprotectiveness, kenny was Concerned abt that whole Thing...more on that later...their rela is...interestin. )

buuuut that's what happens when you're the lead singer of the band. You're That Guy. so because stenny is soulbonded kenny protects stan bc he is sweet/fragile and stan protects kenny because theyre abrasive and constanly starting shit. and because stan frontmans the band anything anyone in crimson dawn does kind of falls on his shoulders and he carries it like its air but sigh...tell me atlas, whats heavier the world or people's hearts? i hate it here :((( my baby. </3

TLDR kenny is constantly pulling ppl. skeet davidson, bde energy. their list of trysts is a mile long like their...

you know. ;)

-uncle nina, kenny skeet davidson enthusiat and apologist

p.s. i feel like kenny basically has what kathryn in cruel intentions for her blow -- except it might be an upside cross ( or its still right side up and ironic ) and it looks like a rosary but its FULL of coke omg rip

p.s.s. i do think this is interesting because kenny has the coke necklace, ravenstan has the red heart vial and jimmy...also has a necklace...if you ask me very nicely i'll give you a little gossip on it ;)

[akkivee]

in the tdd soul swap, dohifu finally like really believed ramuda was in sensei’s body when he got drunk but didn’t get viciously drunk lol which is a uniquely jakurai thing so i wonder if we’ll have a moment hifumi’s caught without his jacket in whomever he gets stuck in ☹️☹️☹️