#but i just lose my temper

[thislittlekumquat]

Truly unfortunate when you tell your straight female friends that their man ain't shit and then they just go "well, hm, I love him even though he's abusive and covered in red flags". Because not only are they wrong and it sucks to watch them suffer, but then they also stop telling you things, which makes YOU feel like the dumbass in the situation

[egophiliac]

they're baaaaaack

[thelastunison]

And the mercy seat is waiting

and I think my head is burning

and in a way I'm yearning

to be done with all this measuring of proof

[mokeonn]

Before I go to sleep I leave you all with this piece of advice: sometimes you don't actually have to answer big political questions, sometimes you can just say "I am not smart enough to know that, I just know the small things I do to help." Like you can often times completely avoid making a fool of yourself if you just say you don't know.

[jimmyspades]

[nineliars]

I love when people complain about stevie being an unlikable protagonist. I actually think she should get even more unlikable. she should start throwing her shoes at people. she should start calling people mean names when they piss her off. she should be allowed to fire an absolutely life-altering, devastating insult at somebody at least once per book. she should be allowed to call david’s mom and snitch on him every time he does something really stupid. she should’ve gotten to call Charles an annoying serial killer to his face. she should’ve cut the brakes in Carson’s tesla or wrecked his podcast footage. stevie bell is unlikable and i hope they make her even worse. i think somebody should give her a gun

[nulfaga]

[sinomin]

AITA - Buffy Edition pt. 1

[ajokeformur-ray]

tell people once you have anxiety and all of a sudden every physical injury you have isn't an injury at all, i'm just anxious and therefore it's in my head!!! fuck off with that, i told you what was happening.

[fagtainsparklez]

NO LITERALLY I actually thought the mario move was like pretty alright, nothing too special but it was sweet and it was fun to see all the references, but peach felt so little like princess peach that it hurt. she doesn’t even sound like herself!!!

all the references are super fun and the soundtrack FUCKS but i can’t get over peach man 😭 you could replace peach in this movie with wyldstyle and it would NOT feel out of place in the slightest. it would probably even make MORE sense. and i mean this in no offense to wyldstyle bc i love her and think she’s a great character, but she is NOTHING like peach. you should NOT be able to alternate the two like that!!! but you can in this movie because that’s not princess peach!!!!!

[offthedeeepend]

[thecryptidenthusiast]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sunnibits]

top ten scenes that contributed to my dilf awakening

[hella1975]

by pure evil accident taob zuko's current mental state is the exact same as the one ive been stuck in for the past few weeks and that's a bit funny to me. like i started writing this chapter months ago and knew what i was doing with it even longer ago and suddenly ive manifested it into reality. we are both facing the horrors rn

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

hi guys, may i introduce you to the concept of ailette/hestio

If hesphael is ephael giving in to hestio with some jibes that have little to no heat behind them, then ailette/hestio is ailette returning hestio's energy even more and hestio not being able to take it. Ephael teases hestio with a ☺️ or 😄 face while ailette is like >:)) and she does not pull punches. she would embarrass him happily and watch him combust. They compete on a bunch of inconsequential things and hestio loses 80% of the time because ailette is just too cool like that.

[vaguely-concerned]

did u kno.... that the real ending to 'here lies the abyss' if you let hawke stay behind is malcolm hawke crashing through the fade in a blaze of fire and glory going "HEY WHO'S THAT MESSING WITH MY KID???" and unceremoniously squashing the spider and then they get to talk for a little bit before hawke goes back to kirkwall and the people who love them and everything is okay actually 🥺👉👈yes it's true because I say so and my uncle works at bioware so trust me I'm right goodnight

(some dialogue between them about the revelations in Legacy under the cut, because like varric I'm a huge sap who wants to give hawke some resolution)

"Did you ever regret it? I mean, I don’t know what the minimum desired return on investment for one’s soul would be, but somehow it doesn’t feel like… like we could have ever been worth the cost. Well. Me and Carver, anyway. Bethany, I could see it."  

"HAH! I’m sorry, I’m not laughing at you. It’s just that… huh. Garrett, have you had children of your own?"

"Maker forbid, I can barely keep up with my friends most days. I — No."

"That’s okay. But then I understand why you'd ask that. I’m not sure you can really know it before you feel it. I didn’t. 

No. I didn’t regret it. Never, not for an instant. I know what I did, and how wrong it was, and I would stand before the Maker himself, wherever he bides now that he’s flounced out of the Golden City in a fit of temper, and tell Him to His holy face I’d do it all again in a heartbeat. The Maker is himself a father, of a sort. I like to think He'd understand. And if not... then frankly, I don't give a damn. Getting to know you and Carver and Bethany was the greatest joy and pride of my life. I'd take none of it back. And I'm so sorry if I left even a sliver of doubt about it that would lead you to think otherwise."

and then hawke is like '*playing it totally cool clearly crying, voice breaking* that's c-cool dad ;_____;' and gets a hug on his way out of the fade and goes home and everything's okay, as previously mentioned, source: my aforesaid uncle at bioware who does exist.