#but i loff you the best

[cxcewg]

two pretty best friends

pairing: charles leclerc x model!portuguese!brunette!reader type: social media au author’s note: i saw this reel of charles and pierre and i was like these two would be absolute simps for their girlfriends and i absolutely adore kika so... here we are. obviously i had to make osme changes to the timeline of kika and pierre's relationship reader is naturally brunette btw (she has highlights) which she clarifies (because uh i couldnt find consistent photos) nothing is factual 😘 warnings: badly translated portuguese (feel free to correct) masterlist

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yourusername i dont need anyone but her 😘

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francisca.cgomes 😘

ashlypower yall is that pierre in that second pic? 

lando.4norriss liked by pierre gasly wtf?

liked by pierregasly lando.4norriss 💀 ashlypower hes in the 2nd pic i think

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yourusername porto we loved you (though im sure kika particularly had a good time)

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francisca.cgomes sim eu fiz 😘yes i did

yourusername 😌

username gorgeous

charles_leclerc belle pretty

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joij.2001 i cant be the only one who saw that comment

ellasbestie i got a screenshot 👌 joij.2001 i love you dm me it

kikagomesstyles we got charles lurking in the likes lmao

kikagomesstyles and the comments too sonotright hes probably in love with her too ynssource get in line charles she’s mine

cantstoppen1 new wag alert?

ynswifey98 nah there’s absolutely no way lmao she’s way too good for them

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francisca.cgomes minha irmã de outra mãe my sister from another mother

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yourusername ❤️❤️❤️

yourusername te amo love you

team_yuki are you and pierre dating?

likedbypierregasly LIKED BY PIERRE GASLY

ynstyles.s definition of ride or die besties

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francisca.cgomes ❤️

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pierregasly ❤️

yourusername so much fun thirdwheeling 🙄

yourusername só estou brincando eu te amo im just kidding i love you yourusername your little boyfriend wont steal you away from me francisca.cgomes 😘te amo melhor amiga love you bestie francisca.cgomes você teve charles você está bem 😂you had charles you are fine

f1gossxp.1 shes so pretty omg

elliesheartt pierre can you fight?

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yourusername she's everything and he's just pierre

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pierregasly glad to know that you like me so much

yourusername just protective over my girl yourusername i want you to know that im a very skilled martial artist francisca.cgomes by that she means she went to 1 class when she was 10 years old pierregasly charles come get your girl this comment has been deleted joij.2001 please tell me someone got a screenshot of that- ellasbestie I GOTCHU GIRL joij.2001 MY SAVIOR IS HERE

yourusername im just kidding everyone i love them so much together

yourusername but anyways you make kika happy so i like you for her

anniern9 i love their friendship so much

f1wagsig 🚨 new wag alert! learn about francisca (kika) gomes from the link in our bio 🚨 

tifosiiif1 pierre can you fight?

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yourusername amazing to model for l’officiel italia with this guy. thank you 😘

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francisca.cgomes 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

francisca.cgomes 😉

leclerccnews kika-

emyprks id let her run me over with her car 😭

nici.2020 her and charles modeling together POWER COUPLE DAMN

pierregasly.news1 yn with highlights 😭i love it so much

ynfashion its getting hot in here 🥵

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charles_leclerc black & white. thank you lofficielhommesitalia

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pierregasly im sure you had fun 😉

sonotright oh my god pierre

yourusername ❤️

liked by charles_leclerc chrles.leclerc ok girl chrles.leclerc she shooting her shot

justeeeneedits watch them get together im calling it

chrlsleclerc16 hes so pretty omfg

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yourusername days like these

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patrici.a05 who took the photo?

francisca.cgomes meu melhor amiga 😘 my best friend

gaslyyyy10 isnt she blonde?

yourusername nah im naturally brunette ❤️

charles_leclerc photo creds?

yourusername 📸charles_leclerc yourusername happy? charles_leclerc very patrici.a05 i guess my question was answered 💀

charles_leclerc if i get a podium this weekend will you come to the next race?

yourusername you drive for ferrari its not happening yourusername but sure why not

angiespamms shes annoying

ynsangel shut up bitch

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charles_leclerc Third in the main race today. Nothing we could have done more. Thank you for the support and see you in Miami 🇺🇸

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yourusername im a woman of my word

charles_leclerc check your email ynsangel OH MY GOD YALL ynsangel AAAAAAAA charlos.1655 lmao he really wanted her to come to miami he somehow fixed ferraris strategy and car

alexbenett01 the depression has been lifted!!

danithehoneybadger we owe yn our lives thank you queen for getting charles's shit together for us 😘

liked by yourusername danithehoneybadger OMG SHE LIKED I LOVE YOU 😭

scuderiaferrarifanclub FORZA FERRARI

mitchel01 so proud of you charles ❤️

cjacobs9 lord perceval >>>>

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yourusername thank you so much to the scuderia! miami you were amazing 😚

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charles_leclerc hope you had fun!

yourusername i sure did

lilymhe ❤️

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carlossainz55 great to finally meet the girl charles talks about all the time

liked by yourusername cl.charles16 damn carlos really just exposed charles

cnrles_leclerc i can feel the sparks flying omg

gaslynews1 charlie boy has rizz damnnnn

osclo_f1 are they dating?

depressionandcars probably depressionandcars but no confirmation

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yourusername im in it for forever, are you? 😘

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charles_leclerc para sempre ❤️ for forever

maxverstappen1 simp

charles_leclerc meu ajinho my angel

maggie.levine06 THIS WAS NOT ON MY 2023BINGO CARD

landonorris disgusting

yourusername hater

francisca.cgomes 😭my girlie is growing up

yourusername girl im 24 pierregasly you act like you're 13

justeeeneedits CALELD IT WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS

justeeeneedits I AM LEGIT PSYCHIC oscarpastry81 dont let your head get too big

the.emily bi panic who?!

spamsclyde fr i cant decide if i wanna be her or with her

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charles_leclerc Minha estrela. my star

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yourusername mon amour 🥰my love

elise.percoff im crying this is to o cute

elise.percoff i camtnn see my svreen

francisca.cgomes take good care of my girl

charles_leclerc always lestappenn they're so cute 😭

pierregasly someones learning portuguese to impress the inlaws

charles_leclerc tais toi, hypocrite shut up forza.f1 HELP this is so cute tbh eliz.foods i feel so single rn ;-;

pierrregasly you make me sick haha

charles_leclerc your fault

amie44 where can i get a charles

yourusername sorry hes mine but you can always look online 😚 amie44 💀

yourfriend i've never felt more single

landonorris you free this weekend? norizzlando LANDO 😭

requests are open (and encouraged) 😘- BUT charles/lando/oscar requests will receive priority for the moment being 😊(feel free to be a bit specific or as unspecific as you want, i just want a feel for what everyone wants me to write)

also send me recs in gen (obviously f1 fanfics are also accepted haha) cuz im a sucker for a good read

[anxsity]

EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!

4.8 ⭐ / 5 ⭐

that was so fucking stressful but dylan strome i am in love with you. i would know you in death by touch alone. we are in the middle of the ride, so true. um. sorry brain scrambled i love them. i love miro. i love connor "my best friend is alex ovechkin" mcmichael. i love hendrix "fucking watch this shit" lapierre. i love alex "i have so many kids now" ovechkin. i love carbery for giving these kids minutes and responsibilities and letting them fucking prove themselves on the ice! cmm at over 18 mins ice time a game! lapierre playing in sudden death ot! this coach gets it!!!!!!! and chuckie call me a banana the way id split- i should stop talking. okay i just need everyone to look at this gif i ripped from official caps twitter i love how much ovi loves his youngsters. holy shit we might make loffs

[woltourney]

ROUND 3 / SIDE B / POLL 1

El Shizuka (@bounusstage) v. Huge Beef (@isayoldbean)

El Shizuka:

q. What is your WoL name and pronouns? a. El Shizuka, He/They

q. What is your WoL's species? a. Xaela Au'ra

q. What is your WoL's class? Or classes? a. A malicious healer mostly, but will fill any role.

q. What data centre/server are you on, if you want people to find you? a. Crystal, Diabolos

q. Tell us a bit about your WoL! a. They were adopted by a merchant couple who lived in Doma. The couple were able to flee to Kugane during the occupation and and on the way, found El and his siblings. Quite how they ended up so far from home was another question, but one the couple didn't dwell on too long before they took the children in. As things grew more dire and business become slimmer, El decided to embark on a journey to help make ends meet as an adventurer. While El's siblings were content to help with the family business, El found themselves rather inept in the sales department. Indeed, they often caused more trouble than anything. He was charming at first sure, but protective to a fault. Strong willed and accustomed to the slimy nature of swindlers and thieves, El often found himself causing an uproar in the streets if he sensed anything or noticed something was amiss. If he wasn't giving someone hell by messing with them, he was definitely caught in a physical altercation with someone brazen enough to try and take from them. It did occur to El that some took out of necessity. But with their own family struggling to make ends meet, he couldn't just turn a blind eye. Indeed, it was well known not to attempt to steal from the Shizuka family stalls. Not unless the only thing they wanted to walk away with was a black eye or a missing tooth. Perhaps even both. Unfortunately, this did nothing for business and as such, El was relegated to more… behind the scenes duties. Perhaps for the best. Still, as things became harder El wanted to lend a hand anyway he could. Seeking a means to render aid some other way, he heard tell of brave souls who ventured into the unknown, who would come back with bags of gil in hand. Being the adventurous sort himself, El made it their mission to set a course for that adventuring life he's heard so much about. Though their family was unsure of the idea at first, he assured everyone he'd be fine. The merchant couple couldn't deny their son's ability to hold his own. After all, it was he and their eldest that often kept food on the table as hunters. Not to mention the myriad confrontations their wayward son had gotten themselves into. Though adventuring was lucrative work, it was unarguably dangerous too, but El promised his family he'd make it home with piles of gil in hand and then some. He never told anyone about his visions though, and that part of the reason he set out was to find some answers. Though he never gave them much thought, and even used it to his advantage at times, there was an undeniable pull. A call to arms so to speak. At least, that was what it felt like to El. They had no other way to describe it, and nobody at home to talk to about it. But perhaps, out there in the unknown, he may find someone who understood.

q. Why should YOU win? (Answer IC!) a. El shrugs with a weak smile across his face. "In truth, I but joined for the fun of it.." He said with a flick of his tail. "But for the pity points, I have a family to feed." Said El, their smile widening. Though it was a bright expression indeed, there seemed to be a touch of insincerity in it. "My parents are but humble merchants in their twilight years after all." El said, hand over his heart while his half lidded eyes found their focus on the ground at his feet. "All I want is to come home to them with enough gil that they may rest easy." He finished, laying on the drama as he spoke.

q. Anything else you wanna add? a. This is the most I've ever thought about El's backstory. but I loff him i do i swaer. biig lizards good. ; Q;

Huge Beef:

q. What is your WoL name and pronouns? a. Huge Beef, she/her

q. What is your WoL's species? a. Sea Wolf Roegadyn

q. What is your WoL's class? Or classes? a. WAR, MCH, NIN, RDM, AST, FSH (Note from submitter: CUL)

q. What data centre/server are you on, if you want people to find you? a. Crystal Malboro

q. Tell us a bit about your WoL! a. Beef was a fearsome pirate captain who was mortally wounded in an ambush and presumed dead. Hydaelyn intervened to ensure her survival, but the tremendous burst of aether she expended in doing so accidentally wiped Beef's brain completely clean and left her with total amnesia. With nothing but her axe and a talent for busting heads, she decided to set forth and become an adventurer. It turns out that it's a great way to get into fights without getting in trouble with the law, earn fame and money, and get the ladies swooning, so she couldn't be happier with her chosen line of work. In her free time she works on fishing boats, seeks out gourmet recipes, and works her charms on as many beautiful maidens as she can.

q. Why should YOU win? (Answer IC!) a. "What kind of question is that? Why WOULDN'T I win? Have you seen me?"

q. Anything else you wanna add? a. hi this is my wol she's a terrible person but she's incredibly sexy so it's fine i guess. also her name is huge beef. because she's huge and beefy. ok thank you for perceiving her

[chordsykat]

FRIENDSHIP WITH (my own ideas) ENDED. NOW (your ideas for how you want your story to end) IS MY BEST FRIEND. And sorry to bother you so much yesterday, kittenkat. Loffs Youus.

Hay eediot, you never bother me. :D

Sincerely hope you like how everything turns out. I think you will. And you have my permission to write fic that contradicts my ideas, any time you want. Especially if they're smutty.

And that goes for everyone.

[sirkevinmartin]

🆃🅷🆁🅾🆄🅶🅷 🅱🅻🆄🆁🆁🆈 🅳🅰🆈🆂 + 🄲🄻🄰🅁🄸🅃🅈. Wishing one of my BFF FOREVIES the most spectacular day today on her birthday. Sending you warmth, love and all thangs good in Deutschland, BB. We both be freezing coldt AF but we surviving. Hoping everything turns out amazingly best for you through our consistent struggles and challenges in a foreign land. I will always be here for you in ways that I can, mi loff. Shall always be Patrick 💖 to your Spongebob 💛 cos you see I’m growing a mustache, and though I know I must ask you, “Does it really make me look like a man?” I love you to Bikini Bottom and beyond as we live out our Squidward 💚 and Plankton-like 🖤 moods always. Sea you when I do, boo. Stay chill, loved and blessedt! 💙 #HappyBirthdayJenn (at Quezon City, Philippines) https://www.instagram.com/p/CphUridu2ky/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[redbornrobin]

Tim just, so sad that he's beyond crying at this point. 

Because see, he loves Kon. Misses him so fiercely that it's like he's lost an actual limb. 

And watching this slow deterioration is worse than any kind of torment:  and the thing is? Tim's selfish. he gets that: he knows this about himself the same as he knew Dick Grayson was Robin, the same as he knew his mother and father didn’t love him, or that the sky was only blue because of refracted light particles or--. 

It’s just...he wants Kon back but... not at the expense of his memories, his laughter. his stupid sense of humor, or the way the corner of his mouth would lift up just fucking so when Tim did something exceptionally stupid and Kon was debating the pros and cons of teasing him. 

 This person? This inexact replica? He's Kon but only in all the ways that he isn't and it's almost worse. Watching him fall apart like this because at least his first death Tim didn't witness. 

Not firsthand. 

Come in too late to a battle Tim would have been useless in anyway to clutch the body of a boy he loved so desperately that he'd spiraled into madness trying to bring him back. 

And now? 

Now Tim will be even more directly responsible for killing him and it shatters something beneath his sternum. Like he's swallowed broken glass and garbled acid all at once. 

Gentle trace of calloused fingers across the cut of cheekbone Tim could recreate at his most sleep deprived, avoids the cupids bow of a mouth he’s only ever dreamt of kissing. A gentle caress around Kon's eyes, soft pads to the feathering lines of skin that shouldn't even be there. 

Not if Tim had done this right. Not if Kon were really here. 

How do you even kill a super? He's got kryptonite wrapped in lead tucked in one hand. A cylinder of it as narrow as a hyperbaric needle. A fucking bic pen ink cartridge is comparable in size. 

 And Tim? Gets to experience the visceral sensation of holding Kon all over again as he stops breathing and the light leaves his eyes.

[hooned]

honest opinion: JELLY BEST GIRL 💕

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. 💫

[imjeralee]

Not the same anon but I really liked your adhd hcs! Could you the same but with Diluc, Kaeya and Xiao please? (could you also add the fact s/o absolutely can't focus for shit on anything more than 5s before zoning out and they tend to be overstimulated very easily by their environment lol)

hi anon!! thank you so much! I’m glad you enjoyed it :) Not a problem, I guess this can be a part 2 ehe. I hope you like this one too. Please see below - 

Diluc

You’re actually one of the best workers he has in Dawn Winery, because you’re efficient and smart and bustling around like ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

But you do tend to zone out a lot and sometimes you end up working so late into night and you don’t realise it but you had forgotten to eat dinner so you go to the kitchen and it’s like 3am and Diluc is there because he works late too and he’s also just finally getting the chance to eat so you are always having food together whilst everyone else is asleep :3

At work though, if you had forgotten to do something such as paying the bills, no worries, Diluc has a backup plan - the maids usually help with this 

You usually ramble away to Diluc about anything you think of, even when he’s working at his desk. He’ll just be sitting silently and occasionally throwing you glances every now and then as you pace the study up and down and gesture with your hands. You know he’s listening. 

You may be messy, but the maids help clean up after you 

If you can’t focus, Diluc will help organise your day because he is organised himself and has lots of deadlines and also he has trustworthy employees like Adelinde and Connor who can help come up with a schedule for you on a daily basis but Diluc keeps you close by his side which also means you most likely do a lot of things together and you work/stay very closely with him

In order to help you stay focused and on task, he wants you to accomplish one thing at a time and often Diluc will do this with you personally 

If he was in the middle of doing something else, he will pause to head over to assist you. If he’s not able to, he’ll get Connor or Adelinde to help

When you’re overstimulated because there’s too many people visiting the Winery or feeling really uncomfortable in general and your thoughts are darting all over the place, Diluc will take your hand and lead you away and to your special, quiet place where you can just focus on him and look at his face which helps you gradually relax and calm down

You might zone out a bit when he starts talking but then you notice the intricate details on the buttons of his shirt and the buckle on his belt and you’re like ‘cool’…. And start pressing your fingers over them and he’s like “…….”

He still loff you a lot though 

Kaeya

Somehow everything you lose always end up in his possession??? Like you might go up to him and go ‘Kaeya! I lost my sword! I don’t know what happened to it! Its just disappeared!!” And he will just whip it out from behind his back and be like “You mean.... this sword?” And you’ll be like “YESSSS gimme.”

“Nuh-uh, not yet.”

“Whaaaat?”

“You have to give me a kiss first.”

“Okay.”

It’s actually pretty cool and reassuring because you have no idea how he does it

And this is the kind of relationship you have with him so you’re never bored around him because of how unpredictable he is 

You tend to zone out a lot so he likes making up little puzzles and brain teasers for you whenever you’re with him and keeping you guessing all the time

If you ask a question he’ll answer your question with a question. Can be either infuriating or very stimulating. Hmm.

Also enjoys telling you ghost stories 

I suspect you and Kaeya may actually be a pretty messy duo because you’re both busy with knightly duties and shit and your house will be utter chaos. Kaeya has arranged for a knight to come around twice a week to clean up tho

He loves to act as your own personal assistant and remind you of things so you don’t forget, usually by coming up behind you and leaning down to whisper in your ear 

If you zone out again, he’ll feed you some candy or hold your hand so you can play with his long fingers and the studs on his gloves or he’ll make little ice crystals with unique patterns and make them float around in the air for you 

He’ll also allow you to play with his ponytail

He’s quiet on his own so he’ll be a good listener

When you are experiencing sensory overload, Kaeya will usually sort it out for you one way or another. You’re in good hands. Then you will go and take a nap together.

Xiao

Xiao is your mentor. He speaks so fluently and to the point and also expects you to be clear and concise when dealing with him and so unceremoniously end up helping you organise your own thoughts 

Otherwise, you might zone out often and very easily because there’s too many things going on in Wangshu Inn and it’s too much to handle but then the smell of almond tofu being cooked in the kitchen helps kick you back to reality and you’ll realise Xiao was standing there by your side the entire time 

Ok ok so we know from Ganyu that Xiao is punctual and hates tardiness so he’s good at reminding you about appointments/deadline if needed.

I mean he will drill this into your brain with an iron fist. Defy him if you dare

It also means he will inevitably come up with some practises and teach you how to be mindful, how to increase your awareness and also various breathing exercises

Aside from that, he will notice you lose things a lot esp when he finds random stuff littering the Wangshu Inn ranging from cheese and vials of whopperflower nectar so he will keep an eye on you from now on.

Or if he’s not around, he will ask Verr Goldet to take note of what you lost so she can easily and quickly replace it thanks to Wangshu Inn’s connections

Xiao observes what you do on a regular basis from the shadows and then returns to the inn and also ask Verr Goldet to check up on you every now and then and remind you when it’s time to eat because he noticed you often forget to eat

One day you might return to your room and discover that he’s actually left some food for you and there this note on it with the word “EAT” scribbled on it 

Your impulsiveness and the hectic and chaos that surrounds you works well with him because it’s not like he has a schedule either, I mean he often turns up in your room at 4am after fighting so many demons after 3 days straight and he’s in agony from all that bad karma but there’s you and you’re awake because obv you forgot to do something and went back to it hours later but now that he’s here and in your presence and you want to talk to him about your day and he’ll be listening to everything

And listening to your voice and the way you speak is actually really soothing/comforting to him and even makes his pain goes away

Then you’ll remember what you were doing and rush off and he’ll be back up and running and go off to destroy more demons so the world can sleep better at night 

or if he’s free, you drag him outside to go on an adventure and explore the area around the inn and beat up some hilichurls 

If you have some trivial task to do and need his help, he’ll just offer his assistance at no cost, quite simple as that

During his free time, he’ll try to find out more about stim toys to help you. 

Xiao will learn what triggers your overstimulation and purposefully help you avoid it or get rid of the problem before it actually happens.

[tulakhord]

tagged by @raylangivins thank youuuu xx

1. why did you choose your url? i was being swtor trash at the time. i keep eyeing that @devontoews one tho....if the avs outlast the isles i may swap over until end of loffs.

2. any side blogs? i used to actively reblog to @housemartell but not anymore lmao. now it’s just a little shrine. i did once get offered money for the username years ago which i thought was hilarious.

3. how long have you been on tumblr? too long. (2010 oof!!)

4. do you have a queue tag? oh absolutely not. i use the queue but tagging for it? nah.

5. why did you start your blog? truly i could not tell you. i assume because i was bored and i had sort of left dw/lj/etc a couple of years before, and had a lack of online interactions in my life. i didn’t really socialize here for a long while tho.

6. why did you choose your pfp? snotgirl is best girl also i miss having green hair.

7. why did you choose your header? i simply love the isles and the flyers. but also half the time i don’t bother having a header.

8. what’s your post with the most notes? historically this star wars post which has had seven years to cook and i do not like looking at anymore, but if we’re talking recently, obviously it’s a shitpost about defence in sports.

9. how many mutuals do you have? how do i find this out!! i have the perfect number of mutuals but i am greedy and will always take more.

10. how many followers do you have? 327! where did you all come from

11. how many people do you follow? 951 lmao as you can see i lost steam on the unfollowing plan

12. have you ever made a shitpost? all i make is shitposts baby.

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? too often. 😶

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? life is too short

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts? i respond poorly to the imperative mood.

16. do you like tag games? yes! except that i always expose myself as someone who does not consume Media. 😅 

17. do you like ask games? yes, but i always seem to miss when people are posting them and send my questions in late oops.

18. which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous? oh god i don’t know hopefully for your sakes none of you!!

gonna try and tag people i haven’t tagged before, no pressure buuuut if you wanna try it go wild! @lilprincetrashmouth @barbienoturbby @xreveux @tylerglasnow @townhulls @shimmering-shield @bigmouthnatebastian @wejusthangingouthere @goaliehugs

[howdoyousleep3]

This is just a reminder that I loff u! And you deserve all the softness in the world. Just imagine a nice, strong Daddy Ari massaging your body until you're all loose and happy. Something tells me that he would give amazing massages.

🥺😍🥺🥰🥺 Ahhhh, he would absolutely give the best massages. I’m including Massage Therapist Ari in my Kinktober, how did you know! I lub you too, so so much. You deserve so much softness too, my love. ❤️

[tour-main]

Tell me your mutuals and your favorite thing about them !

hi hi hi nonnie!!

ooh we’re doing this huh? i love all of u guys!!! ^^

@whyyounoworkgeez: v v talented and lowkey bullies me but ilu bro

@royallydiva: my favorite hellhole blog fhfsh ❤

@ann-beth: anuuu she’s so so sweet and honestly one of my favorite kids on here, even if we dont talk too much :))

@fangirltrash74: babyy tee is so cute!! she’s baby, thats all i can say 😌

@yvnli: yura!! she’s the most chaotic child here, with her frozen cheese and i love her for it

@vitaminmetawin: faiza was one of the first people i found in the 2gether fandom and to today, i look up to her 🙈 i hope ur well jaan!!

@brightwin: ahh jelly makes 10000000/10 gifs and she’s so cute like 🥺🥺 i lob youuu

@tedursa: teddii we’re mutuals right? even tho im technically following your sideblog fhsdj,, anyways best mdzs content, even better blog owner :))

@jihqo: cousin sam!!!! favorite family member that im not related to TT

@purnotas: sumaya is so so amazing, their moodboards are *chef kiss* and they deserves all the love ❤💖

@moonpjms: isabellaaa best atiny + army child, v v sweet and i hope we can become better friends in the future TT

@yongjaes: cara is the loml, favorite jb simp, and got7 enthusiast :DD

@ckyunoirs: kyunbebe, monbebe, i love her and obsession in getting monsta x nudes and more wonho ass tattoo pics

@neocity127: ahh you’re so so sweet and i lowkey l*ve u 😳

@xiaocity: siya, ur fashion sense is impeccable and i loff your gifs and seeing them get even better :’)

@jaebee: lowkey sorry i invade ur inbox every 3 hours 🙈 but gifs are amazing, as well as your edits. i have no idea how the hell you watched the untamed so fast, but im living for content and opinions. have a nice dayyy ❤

@curryaboo: all this desi content, rao u nice keep going, ilu.

@henderbeans: we pretend the sb we created never existed fhdsj jkjk, dia you’re v v cool and even tho you treat me like im 10 because im a year younger than you >:’0

@yibobibo: aamna!! your blog went full yibo, chsdjn. your gifs are so pretty and your art is amazing, idk how you went this long w/o showing the world your talents

@hourtohournotetonote118: lasyaaa best oreo enthusiast in the universe, i love youuu. you always talk to me whenever i feel like shit and worse :’)

 @haotheheckk: your writing is so good, and as my neighbor internationally and nationally (dont ask), you deserve the world and more

@metawin​: jay!! we only became mutuals v recently, but i love your blog and you seem so sweet 💞

@yoonohse: we havent spoken or interacted much, but i hope you know that  care about you so so much and we can talk whenever you want to :))

@nofilm: fellow jaehyun simp hhhh,, your humour is amazing (look at me i have taste hfjsdb)

im pretty sure that’s all but if i missed any of you, please bonk me in the head and tell me im an idiot :’D

[madfantasy]

hii! sorry if you've answered this before, but how did you find your own art style? it's nothing like i've seen before, very dream-like (: i feel like with so many artists out there it can be hard to find one's own style but yours is truly unique. if it's not too much to ask, do you still have any of your first drawings? thank you 💕💕

(Oh & I'm sorry if I have answered it before, I didn't find anything on my blog so woop here comes my blaber)

Hello dear!

Thank you so much, you flatter me and my bit-som of art-som, heh. Specially that you have called it dream like— cuz 1/4 of my creations does come from my dreams. I even had a dream about Severus a couple of days ago- was explaining to him the concept of gestures in smartphones, I told him it's like pulling down a scroll, to get the notifications, lol.

Before I start side-tracking too much, yes- I can't say I do know how it happens, I guess I wasn't on the base of looking for an art style for myself, or ever considered myself an artist— or a real one? Idk. The idea of having an 'art style' doesn't register with me so I'm possibly always confused what to make of it.

I mean, I didn't go into art for art's sake. I don't enjoy beauty just for beauty's sake. It has to have a meaning, purpose, hidden dilemma you need to solve just by looking deeper; is it speaking to me, or am I speaking for it?

My only concern since the beginning of time of Mani apparating this earth and what got them into drawing anyway is: telling the story as best as possible.

I was drawing before I learned speaking. It was my instinctive language. I had something to say? Illustrated it on a piece of paper to show.

Everything I see in my surroundings or mostly in mind, I had a story to tell about. So I didn't even consider that I was making art.

I remember when I developed enough cells to be aware- I started trying to copy or capture the basics of family members, making stories about them, also games or shows I played; I drew Crash bandicoot, driving into a cliff because he was hated by his family, Tiny wearing an abaya. Pink panther cuz how tall he was weirded me out in a fascinating way, Tarzan and his special muscles, a story about an abused squid lady that eventually turn into a mermaid, a guy turning into a hero coz of some near death experience.. mmm stories about my favourite stuffed rabbit CeCe Bobo— probably the only innocent adventures I drew as a child— I wanted so badly to make them into a video game, having their parents fall into a pit of flames, heh.

And because I had daily TV episodes in my brain of whatever to occupy me from unsanitary real life; I associated with many people I love to see materlized; my characters. So I had to try & draw them exactly how they look/feel, and that's what my art slowly developed based on; is this guy the way I seen and felt him look like? If not, try other ways.

At first, I drew them with literal basic shapes, like a character would have a square face, and another heart, and if I couldn't draw circle, I used my pencil sharpener that was shaped as a circle. A method still I use to differentiate my characters (without the pencil sharpener lol)

Later, since my characters have generally my favourite things, or things I enjoy, things I appreciate— basically things from me directly or from my choices, conscious they were or not—had them chopped and scattered between the lot of them. And to learn how to do some favourite factors of them is what drives my art style I suppose. I knew I didn't want it realistic, but I also didn't want it unreal. What makes art real? That's probably the always questions I face.

Ofc, I was face with so many problems to deteriorate my passion for drawing. Like, not being allowed to draw in the first place. I had wait till everyone is gone or occupied, had to always look over my shoulder and must constantly hide every inkling of any art making, and act like the project I'm making is for school, and draw in breakfast breaks at school. I used to draw under my blanket and store my art between my books or under my pillow (never related to anything so hard like when Harry was studying magic and Dursley keeps checking on him, honestly heh). Either all that or I get the whip.

Or being told what's the point of having a style like that while everybody obviously enjoys popular styles like anime or cartoon? Why don't I draw like the popular to get noticed? I don't know how to draw anime or cartoon even if I tried. It will just show as my art style, no? Exactly like speaking two different languages with the same letters.

Or like the idea of strictly sticking to gendering things while the idea never occurred to me. The base line of how men has to be ugly and women pretty. My motto is showing beauty in everything, even in scary or messed up things hehe. But I had to consent to making my guys 'ugly' as possible to continue drawing, and if u notice a line on their throats, that's one other thing I had to do, wasn’t allowed to draw girls either. And I wasn't happy with any of that at all.

But I was able to win my right to draw anytime I like in recent years, and able to draw how I like how I use digital means. So it got better heh.

And no it's not too much, if anything, it was took me on a dusty beautiful trip of nostalgia, I thank you for it. Sadly I don't have my first drawings, and I do treasure them but they all been tossed, torn and burned before me over the years, heh.

The oldest thing I got is this, a comic made, was 11 years old I think:

Medo, a guy so beautiful that he was forced to work as a femal model, concept that felt the best to me, heh. Even tho I was in no contact with the outsider world.

He is my first solid character and I made endless comics of him.

He's develop into this -dated 2014- , he's fairy sentinel.

And I found few of my old or first time drawing them pics of the main characters in my stories, I'd love to share:

Juicy and X-bi— second ones I made. But these drawings are maybe 2 or 3 years after I made them

I know I said that lots, but x-bi was a mask wearing imaginary friend I translated into X-bi. He has almost always cold hands so I used to put my skin on cold metallic surface and imagine it his hands trying to ease the pain.

And since I had no audience home, my stuff showed at school as i drew alone, always with various replies of 'its good, but'

Juicy got me in trouble with a teacher, by a careless student that was browsing my drawings In front of them, and I was classified as mentally deranged and need help for not drawing the usual princes and white knight.

Fernando and Carlos are also old characters that expressed romance in everything they do, so when I had a drawing of them Carlos tending to a fevered Ferry, and it was snatched from me, everyone considering it intimacy and I had to punch my way through them to get it back. Being called perverted and sick in the process, even tho all they talk to me about is marriage and the process of making babies. One of them literally told me on random occasion that their heart was like a ten story building for rent, there's always someone new in and out.

Carlos is Fernando's soul guardian💛

I created General Pumbkin in school! expressing fashion in strictness with my fav hooked nose!

Axel was my joy in everything, and the most common character I got beat up for, for being girly. I don't draw him too much anymore but seeing him again made me auto happy , hes all about giving loff, darling hehe

Candy, a less brain developed babyy

Brain and Pain, my sibs fav characters from my bag, heh

And Sabine was said to me that he should be a girl to be that scared in a scary story, his story is like dark and twisted fairytales vibe that I love dearly. I'm trying to continue writing his story.

Despite whatever, I love doing art, I have to. It what gives me soul juice heh.

And thank you for sticking on my prolonged answer. I hope I didn't bore too much, I'm flooded with memories happy and bad, and they are all okay. It made me feel passionate again, so thank you for the opportunity 🙏

1.5.2020

[qualitystart]

there is hockey today

while I continue to oscillate wildly between joy (because monkey brain likes knife shoe idiots) and rage (because pandemic return to play is a Bad Idea), I will be liveblogging at least some of the games.

I will be using illegal streams, unless I’m watching with my dad, probably. if you see I’m watching a game & you’re having trouble finding a stream for it DM me and I’ll hook you up if I can.

the tumblr dash update has broken the xkit extension I usually use to quickly tag my lbs, but I will tag everything playoffs-related with “loffs 2020″ for ease of blacklisting, and do my best to tag lbs with the appropriate team as well. apologies in advance if I miss some.

anyway. hockey.

p.s. fun game drink every time the league does some vague gesture designed to dance around the issue of the Black Lives Matter movement

[woltourney]

ROUND 1 / SIDE B / POLL 2

El Shizuka (@bounusstage) v. Coconeja Hahaneja (@plenary-indulgence)

El Shizuka:

q. What is your WoL name and pronouns? a. El Shizuka, He/They

q. What is your WoL's species? a. Xaela Au'ra

q. What is your WoL's class? Or classes? a. A malicious healer mostly, but will fill any role.

q. What data centre/server are you on, if you want people to find you? a. Crystal, Diabolos

q. Tell us a bit about your WoL! a. They were adopted by a merchant couple who lived in Doma. The couple were able to flee to Kugane during the occupation and and on the way, found El and his siblings. Quite how they ended up so far from home was another question, but one the couple didn't dwell on too long before they took the children in. As things grew more dire and business become slimmer, El decided to embark on a journey to help make ends meet as an adventurer. While El's siblings were content to help with the family business, El found themselves rather inept in the sales department. Indeed, they often caused more trouble than anything. He was charming at first sure, but protective to a fault. Strong willed and accustomed to the slimy nature of swindlers and thieves, El often found himself causing an uproar in the streets if he sensed anything or noticed something was amiss. If he wasn't giving someone hell by messing with them, he was definitely caught in a physical altercation with someone brazen enough to try and take from them. It did occur to El that some took out of necessity. But with their own family struggling to make ends meet, he couldn't just turn a blind eye. Indeed, it was well known not to attempt to steal from the Shizuka family stalls. Not unless the only thing they wanted to walk away with was a black eye or a missing tooth. Perhaps even both. Unfortunately, this did nothing for business and as such, El was relegated to more… behind the scenes duties. Perhaps for the best. Still, as things became harder El wanted to lend a hand anyway he could. Seeking a means to render aid some other way, he heard tell of brave souls who ventured into the unknown, who would come back with bags of gil in hand. Being the adventurous sort himself, El made it their mission to set a course for that adventuring life he's heard so much about. Though their family was unsure of the idea at first, he assured everyone he'd be fine. The merchant couple couldn't deny their son's ability to hold his own. After all, it was he and their eldest that often kept food on the table as hunters. Not to mention the myriad confrontations their wayward son had gotten themselves into. Though adventuring was lucrative work, it was unarguably dangerous too, but El promised his family he'd make it home with piles of gil in hand and then some. He never told anyone about his visions though, and that part of the reason he set out was to find some answers. Though he never gave them much thought, and even used it to his advantage at times, there was an undeniable pull. A call to arms so to speak. At least, that was what it felt like to El. They had no other way to describe it, and nobody at home to talk to about it. But perhaps, out there in the unknown, he may find someone who understood.

q. Why should YOU win? (Answer IC!) a. El shrugs with a weak smile across his face. "In truth, I but joined for the fun of it.." He said with a flick of his tail. "But for the pity points, I have a family to feed." Said El, their smile widening. Though it was a bright expression indeed, there seemed to be a touch of insincerity in it. "My parents are but humble merchants in their twilight years after all." El said, hand over his heart while his half lidded eyes found their focus on the ground at his feet. "All I want is to come home to them with enough gil that they may rest easy." He finished, laying on the drama as he spoke.

q. Anything else you wanna add? a. This is the most I've ever thought about El's backstory. but I loff him i do i swaer. biig lizards good. ; Q;

Coconeja Hahaneja:

q. What is your WoL name and pronouns? a. Coconeja Hahaneja - he/him

q. What is your WoL's species? a. lalafell

q. What is your WoL's class? Or classes? a. NIN

q. What data centre/server are you on, if you want people to find you? a. aether - faerie

q. Tell us a bit about your WoL! a. nobody has any idea how or why coconeja became a hero it just sort of happened to him and now his dealing with it. in his free time he enjoys hanging out with his companion, flag, and pining over wedge of the garlond ironworks.

q. Why should YOU win? (Answer IC!) a. oh…ah, i'm not really sure what's happening but i do like to win things?! unless there's someone who deserves it more of course…

[nototherwisespecified]

tagged by @bostonpridehockey ty 💖 50 questionssss

1) what is the color of your hairbrush? I don’t hhhhhhhave one yet in this go-round of having hair that can’t be effectively measured in millimeters but I’m looking at one that’s natural bamboo (yes I like.... research... hairbrushes & other items before purchase, it’s a thing)

2) name a food you never eat? more interesting to me are things I have never eaten: squid ink anything, a moon cake, pandan chiffon cake, insert about 40 other SEA desserts friends from singapore have talked about, ramen that isn’t instant. the stuff I can’t eat is also a list, very long, but it sucks so I’m ignoring it

3) are you typically too warm or too cold? I run cold

4) what were you doing 45 mins ago? reading Dune & trying not to think

5) what's your favorite candy bar? paydays. ohhh my god. or butterfingers, I have a whole process that is apparently disgusting, whatever,

6) have you ever been to a professional sports game? my last was the nwhl all star game :)

7) what was the last thing you said out loud? ....something for a german duolingo lesson. “was werden wir essen” ????

8) what is your favorite ice cream? the best non-dairy ice cream I’ve ever tried is Cado & the deepest darkest chocolate flavor is my jam. need to try other flavors

9) what was the last thing you had to drink? water, filtered, refrigerated

10) do you like your wallet? I have two, a bright green leather women’s wallet that’s starting to fall apart, & a little ripstop coin pouch with a design that says COFFEE: THE LAST CHEAP DRUG on it. I like both but prefer the little dude bc it fits in a pocket

11) what was the last thing you ate? rice krispies

12) did you buy any new clothing last weekend? yes. ???

13) what’s the last sporting event you watched? scf game 5

14) what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? ya gremlin can’t eat popcorn

15) who was the last person you sent a text to? mi madre w/ like a thumbs-up emoji SEVERAL days ago

16) ever go camping? three years in a row & twice in the first year between ages 20 & 22. but, like, I was pitching a tent at hippie prom in the woods & at a training camp for circus arts 

17) do you take your vitamins? all of them

18) do you regularly attend a place of worship? нет

19) do you have a tan? nein

20) do you prefer Chinese or pizza? chinese has more variety! but I do NOT trust chinese food in my new locale. would you? it’s south of the mason-dixon in the middle of a bunch of historical colonial sites. WOULD you?

21) do you drink soda through straws? I have an entire complex about straws because I dated a piece of shit in high school. don’t date pieces of shit in high school, kids

22) what color socks do you usually wear? I ... don’t, & when I do they are of many colors

23) do you ever drive above the speed limit? when I drove, yes. when I drive again, soon, probably also yes

24) what terrifies you? like, being alive at current time in current sociopolitical environment not to mention pandemic. my own brain. climate change, global poverty, the ease with which westerners accept the US driving violent regime changes in countries that don’t need it, & finally, when I am wearing socks & step in something wet that is also warm

25) look to you left, what do you see? the hot pink sparkly lace mess that is my loffs knitting

26) what chore do you hate the most? all of them

27) what do you think when you hear an Australian accent? What Strange Slang Will I Look Up Now

28) what's your favorite soda? coke normal

29) do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I make other people take me to drive-thrus bc I am a princess. thanks

30) what's your favorite number? 2

31) who's the last person you talked to? irl, моя мама; online, thetrashpitals

32) favorite cut of beef? tom wilson

33) last song you listened to? (am listening to) Demons by sleigh bells

34) last book you read? still slogging through Dune. before that, Spell or High Water, which is much funnier than would be suggested by the author having gained some measure of name recognition through .... scott adams ... (the guy who draws dilbert the comic & is also so conservative he’s essentially moving backward)

35) favorite day of the week? friday. it’s the only one I can recognize anymore. thanks, gators daily, for flat fuck friday

36) can you say the alphabet backwards? “the alphabet backwards” but also yes if I’m not trying to set speed records

37) how do you like your coffee? cream always, sugar optional

38) favorite pare of shoes? docs

39) time you normally get up? “normally” lol. between 9 & noon

40) do you prefer sunrise or sunset? sunrise but usually from the wrong end

41) describe your kitchen plates? Not Mine

42) how many blankets on your bed? five. there’d be more if I could be bothered finding them

43) describe your kitchen at the moment? Not Mine

44) do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? gin & tonic with cardamom bitters or scotch neat

45) do you play cards? no

46) what color is your car? n/a

47) can you change a tire? nope

48) favorite state? still MA

49) favorite job you’ve had? current. fixing people’s research writing is my niche. this hole was made for me dot meme

50) I tag: anyone who wants to do the thing

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

NEW

My live reaction to the West End production of The Grinning Man: Apeshit Edition (Act 2)

Labyrinth

Love the intro

But not the theremin, unfortunately. It sounds Off.

Louis Maskell send tweet

Why change the lyrics??? Bristol was literally perfect

These new lyrics make Grinpayne seem more selfish. Very out of character for him

Grinpayne, stop talking about the scorching thoughts. Only Dea can do that.

Don't like the new lyrics

Mr. Maskell, when do you breathe???

How fucking dare they change the Dea interlude so much automatic 2-point penalty

"Could seeeeeEeEeEe" OH SHIT

Why does the theremin sound so different?

No "little bottle"??? 1 point penalty

"And touch it with a heart that isn't blind" That's so fucking rude

Hate the new lyrics

No voice wiggle 😥

That sharp inhale was nice, though

RATING: 5/10 (after penalties)

Only a Clown

Why is there so much musical accompaniment? It's weird.

Ohhh afraid Hazlitt that's good shit

Ah, yes. Mario!Grinpayne

The theremin doesn't fit

Oh Hazlitt's death is so sudden when there's only audio

"In another world, he could be you and you could be him" OH SHIT THE PARALLELS

Sophia Mackay send tweet

Her voice is so strong holy shit

A FLUTE!

Barkilphedro seems overly excited about the boat

Hate the speed

Drums?

"Look around unhappy people" motif in the background? Yes, bitch!

Spike? Was Spike actually there or is this part of the storytelling?

A whole ass "Laughter is the Best Medicine" reprise??? HELL YES I love it

The return of Baaa-kilphedro

RATING: 7/10 (was 6, but Sophia Mackay)

Brand New World of Feeling (Reprise)

Grinpayne's just chilling

And then

GOOOOOD I WANT YOOUU

Josiana ma'am I am begging you once again

Mr. Maskell, when do you breathe?

There's a lot of dramatic music happening I guess the kiss is more intense in Lon Don

Scratchy violin

"Did this brute hurt you?" "~~Quite the opposite~~"

"He's wanted for questioning at the [?] Tower. The torture chamber, not the nightclub" What the fuck??? I hate these references to places.

The musicality's a lil different. Don't hate it

RATING: 5/10

The Smiling Song

Ewww Lon Don Angelica is not my fave

Where’s the Institute for Aristocratic Sociopaths in this production? Not Poland, that’s for sure

“Dea take me back to the place/ Where once we were lost in the snow” Oh my GOD I like this

I. Am. Smiling. You’re. Still. Smiling. Gri. Nning. Like. A. Bag. Of. ~~Peeearls~~

Aww, I miss possessed!Barkilphedro at “stolen away, the Day I was a Loooord”

Ooo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee

I’ve. Been. Smiled. At. You’ve. Been. Smiled. At. One. Small. Smile. Can. Change. Your. ~~Wooorld~~

David, if you’re going to call someone a “motherfucker” be just a *little* angry

Singing Grinpayne? He has a shirt now?

Asking for Dea 💖

He’s asking for something/someone else but I Cannot Hear Him

Hate the speed

“Woooah!” Grinpayne? What was That?

RATING: 4/10

A New Beginning

Dea seems horrified that Ursus have her Crimson Lethe I love that

I hate the way Sanne says “understand” no one should say it like that (sorry bb)

“Your poison burned a hole in his heart” the rhythm is weird here? Can’t explain it

Don’t like the new lyrics

Loff

Sorry Sanne, you’re a little pitchy

That second “Because everything that lives in a love like that dies” was disappointing

“You hid the truth to save yourself” Drag him!

Sanne, bb, sometimes rounding your vowels is *not* the way to goo

Sean sounds younger? Less gruff.

Oh I love Dea’s new lyrics

A “Born Broken” reprise? Okay, I’m digging it!

I love a headstrong Dea

RATING: 5/10 this is too nice and too mean at the same time

The Last Kiss

I’ve listened to this one before, too

I do not like the way Sanne sounds. The rhythm is really rigid and the overly rounded vowels, bleh (sorry, bb)

“Dea you’re aLiIve ~~” Love that bit

Pitchy, Sanne (sorry, bb)

Grinpayne I will not tolerate this self-loathing

Hate the speed

Hazlitt calling his Son by his Name is giving me Feelings

"faAther~~"!

Hate the speed

“Fight for the future/ And fight for your dreams/ With the girl that you found in the snow” On God I love this line

It’s at the moment of my typing this that I have realized I also want “Burn Down the Fair” as a track on the album

Chaotic Sword fight Scene

Someone (I think Louis) makes a Noise and it’s perplexing me (2:28)

“FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT” damn Hazlitt

RATING: 6/10 (was 4, but Hazlitt Trelaw) 

Give Me Back My Mother (Reprise) 

“I remember… Help me, Dea” ❤

“No. Father. Ursus, not you. Please NOOO” Oh My Gooood I’m crying

Oooo the music during the cutting on God (1:03-1:10)

Hate the speed

Grinpayne’s vow is Too Fast, dammit

But the emotion, the growling

Okay the “my faaace” was weird

Sophia Mackay send tweet

Oh my Gooooood

!!!

RATING: 8/10 (was 9, but the speed)

The Smile on Your Face 

On? or In? 

Who is doing the baby noises if not Sanne?

Also, why baby noises here?

Than “we” ever dreamed? I love that

It is In

He’s not just your father, Dea

Okay, she gets it now

“Oh Dea, my love” holy SHIT

I knew they changed the “You didn’t cut my face” line but it still hurt

Louis’ CRYING I’m crying

Why’d the speed up the new motto, ew

A wild Mojo appears

RATING: 9/10 I’m crying in the club

Stars in the Sky (Reprise)

Dea’s soft “Father” !

I think it’s Dea shushing I love the gesture, tho

“My story ends here. Your story begins” oh my Gooood

Go. My children. Go!” Crying in the club

I can finally hear Louis after not being able to do so in Bristol

RATING: 7/10