#but i think he has B's energy in this pic.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

mister macabee is like a kermit the frog to me

[rosyblooom]

not so perfect strangers | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x private fem!reader SUMMARY: after getting completely splashed by a passing car, y/n throws all 'stranger danger' warnings out the window and hitches a ride home.

Instagram

yourusername posted to her story!

[ caption: OMFG THIS CAR JUST SPLASHED ME NOW I'M SOAKED😭😭😭 couldn't even see the driver ughh ]

[ caption: it's been almost 1 hr and i still look like a wet rat🙃 soo guess who's hitching a ride? (if i don't update within 2 hrs CALL THE POLICE PLS) ]

[ tagged: yourbestfriend, yourfriend + more ]

Instagram

yourusername posted to her story!

[ caption: no need to worry anymore, your girl made it back home🙂‍↕️ ]

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Instagram

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yourusername "stranger danger" but not this one !! 🙂‍↕️

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yourfriend girl what- is this who I think it is???

yourusername 🤭🤭

yourbestfriend UHM DINNER TOOO????

yourusername messaging u rn girly🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

landonorris Again soon?👀

yourusername again tmrw? landonorris Again tomorrow. yourbestfriend what. the. fuck.

yourfriend pretty girl <33

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landonorris posted to his story!

[ caption: Day 2 ]

[ tagged: yourusername ]

Twitter

Instagram

yourusername posted to her story!

[ caption 1: mixing friend groups >>> ] [ caption 2: another day, another slay 🙂‍↕️ ]

[ tagged: landonorris, yourbestfriend, yourfriend + more ]

Tiktok

A couple days later...

yourusername posted to her close friends!

[ caption 1: lol ] [ caption 2: bye ]

Instagram

yourusername posted to her close friends!

[ caption 1: this is awkward ahaha... how about we all just forget about my silly goofy little story FOREVER AGO pretty please😁 ]

[ tagged: landonorris ]

story replies:

yourbestfriend "he's dead to me"🤡🤡

yourusername pfft tomato tomato right ahaha 😁

yourfriend folding after only 5 days is clown shit lmfao

yourfriend LMAOOO where did all that energy go??

yourusername new phone who dis😀

yourfriend Y/N STAND TF UP OMFG???

yourusername b-but pretty flowers🥺 yourfriend a lost cause I see...

yourfriend I spy with my little eye a whole damn circus!

yourfriend so real tbh

yourusername i knew you'd get me babe 🙂‍↕️

[ ... ]

yourusername posted to her close friends!

[ caption: STOP EATING ME UP IN THE REPLIES OMFG?? PLS FRIENDS I'M JUST A GIRLLL ]

A few months later...

Instagram

f1gossipofficial

liked by username, username, username, and 13,007 others

f1gossipofficial According to this picture sent to us by a fan in China, it seems Lando Norris has brought Y/N along with him for the upcoming Grand Prix.

The duo has been the subject of rumours and sightings together for a while now. Could this weekend finally mark the debut of a new wag?

They certainly appear close in the photo! 👀

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username just fell to my knees in walmart🧎‍♂️

username aw that picture is so cuteee i already love them together <33

username i feel like she's stuck up tbh cause i've been requesting to follow her for almost a month now and nothing. like girl you're not that important please😒

username uhmm...you're a weirdo username lmaooo how about you go live your life then if she isn't that important what💀

username I saw them too!! I asked for a pic with lando and she was super sweet and took it for us :)

username aw that makes me happy to hear username she did the same for me in monaco 🫶

username she gives bad vibes...

username y'all say that about everyone omg stfu

yourusername posted to her story!

[ caption 1: entering my lucky charm era hmm?👀 ] [ caption 2: AHHH P2 OMFG!!!! SO PROUD OF U LAN ❤️ ❤️ (you're welcome also 😌) ]

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username rip lando's single era 😞💔

username crying and throwing up fr

yourusername ❤️

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username day 593 of begging you to make your insta public🥹 username with the way y'all treated Luisa I doubt that will happen username who tf is y'all?🤨

username P2 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

username ik everyone's been hating but I actually like that y/n's super private bc it shows she's with him for the right reasons :)

username right she seems genuine 🫶

username so proud of you lando 🧡🧡

username LAST PIC SHOULD BE MEEE

1:22 ───────ㅇ───── 2:22

[joeys-babe]

Joey B Imagines: A Day In The Life

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Summary: You do a mini TikTok vlog of a day in the life with your boys while pregnant. (Pregnancy announcement to the public!)

Warnings: Fluff

Pairing: Joe Burrow x reader

Imagine Universe: Into The Mystic

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January 10, 2024 - *35 weeks pregnant*

After posting some more pranks I've done on Joe, surprisingly, my following on TikTok has grown significantly.

Usually, posting Joe on my socials garnered negative attention, AKA hate. I did it because social media apps were meant to share your life, and Joe was a huge part of my life.

I never meant it in a braggadocios way, but that's what people seemed to take from my family photos and post-win pics with my husband.

That's why I was so surprised to see that everyone loved my Joe pranks.

The comments held a consensus that I’d never seen under a post of mine, they loved Joe and I’s dynamic.

I didn't need the public fan validation to make me feel secure in my relationship with Joe, but for once, they understood how special our relationship was, and some even apologized for past statements.

“They love us, Joe.” - you

“No, honey, they love you.” - Joe smiled

After those words were shared, Joe pointed out how all the comments were mostly praising me.

“take back everything I said abt her.”

“stop she matches joe’s energy so well…”

“the way he can’t stay mad at her, they’re so in love”

“actually such a cute couple”

“they compliment each other so well!”

“i see why joe married her! 🥹”

“i want y/n to be MY mom.”

“who gave y/n the right to be so adorable.”

“she’s so fun!”

“the way joe looks at her.. 😭”

“still jealous, but he loves her sm.”

“MY PARENTS.”

“i bet y/n’s the best mom and wife”

“Everyone’s switching sides now, but they never deserved hate. Joe wouldn't marry her if he didn't love her, and I'm glad that you guys can see that now. She makes him really happy!!”

“See? Some are even requesting more videos, baby. Do you see how many new followers you've gotten?” - Joe

“It's just because I posted content of you…” - you

“No, don't say that. It's because you showed your personality, and they love you. They see why I love you.” - Joe

“Do you really think so?” - you

“I know so. Everyone thinks your pranks are hilarious, you're funny, and you handle me super well.” - Joe

“I do handle you super well.” - you laughed

“The best.” - Joe winked

——

That was two days ago, right after we put the twins to sleep and right before we went to bed ourselves.

Currently being nine in the morning, I just woke up.

It was off-season now, but that still meant early mornings.

This morning was a little different, though, because I was making a ‘day in the life’ TikTok.

Since my pranks had become a hit, I've gotten quite a few video ideas from fans in the comments. Most wanted to see more of our everyday lives and wanted to know what it was like as an NFL wife and mother.

So, I decided to do a short video to show what our family day routine was like on an average off-season day.

The thing is… Joe didn't know it was happening.

Joe loved that I was finally being seen the way he saw me but was still weary of what I was posting.

He wasn't a huge fan of social media, and being super public with our relationship and kids, he detested it.

I respected it, but sometimes Joe would ask to participate in a video unprompted.

Lately, that has become a bigger case, so I was hoping he wouldn't mind taking part in the mini-vlog.

Joe was still asleep when I got out of bed, so I discreetly walked into the bathroom after grabbing my phone.

I wouldn't be talking in the video, just showcasing the sounds of the background and whatever I was doing, while the text that I would put over it later would describe what was going on.

After making little clips of me brushing my teeth, washing my face, and brushing my hair out, I walked back into the bedroom.

Next, I recorded a little snippet of me picking out my outfit - leggings and one of Joe’s hoodies - before turning my phone off to get changed.

Now that I was ready, I headed downstairs to start breakfast.

I pulled ingredients out of the fridge for Joe’s smoothie, omelets for me and me, and some of the ingredients for the boy's pancakes.

Just as I was starting the blender, a sleepy-looking Joe with raging bedhead shuffled into the kitchen.

“G’morning.” - you grinned

Thankfully, he put on sweatpants and a T-shirt, and I was glad of that because he'd complain about being shirtless on camera.

“Hi.” - Joe mumbled

“You good, buddy?” - you laughed

“Mhm. I just don't like waking up to see that you're not next to me.” - Joe

“Awe, I'm sorry. C’mere.” - you

I opened my arms to Joe, and he immediately was in my embrace. My arms were around his waist as I squeezed him, and his head lay on my shoulder.

When he pulled away from me, Joe’s eyes landed on the recording camera and immediately went wide-eyed.

“Why are you recording?” - Joe

“I'm making a ‘day in the life' video. I won't put anything in it that you aren't comfortable with, like what just happened.” - you

“Oh… ok. Yeah, don't put that in, though, because I sound like a baby.” - Joe

His grimace made me laugh because I thought our interaction was cute. Then again, I loved Joe’s needy, soft side. It was purely adorable.

“My baby.” - you grinned

“Stop…” - Joe

Joe was trying to hide his smile as his cheeks turned pink, and I couldn't help but giggle. I loved knowing I could make him blush, even after all the years we've been together.

“Do you need help recording anything?” - Joe

“Not at the moment, but if I do, I'll ask you.” - you

“Okay. Want me to make the pancakes?” - Joe

“Sure! Can I get a clip of you flipping them?” - you

“Of course.” - Joe smiled

Shortly after that, Joe got started on the pancakes, and I recorded a little video to get audio of the sizzling from the hot pan.

When I got a short clip of Joe flipping a mini pancake, I didn't put his face in it, but you could very clearly see it was him. His easily recognized bracelets and hands gave that away, along with the laugh the speaker picked up when he executed the flip perfectly.

“I should be a pro cook.” - Joe

“We both know that shouldn't happen.” - you

Joe busted out laughing and told me to put that in the mini-vlog.

“Will do.” - you giggled

——

Later in the day, I had gotten most of the wanted content filmed, including waking the boys up, breakfast, and playing/cleaning around the house.

Now, Joe, Me, and the boys were on our way to the reason for the entire video.

AKA the ultrasound that I'm having today.

It was a hard launch of my pregnancy, but Joe and I thought we'd include it in the video since my maternity photoshoot wasn't for a couple more weeks. The reason we were announcing it before the shoot was because it was getting hard to hide my growing bump. We’d much rather announce it ourselves than someone screenshot a picture of me in the background with a round belly.

When we got sent back to the ultrasound room, Joe sat in the chair next to where I was. Tyson was in Joe’s lap while Miles sat in the chair next to them.

“You ready to see sissy?” - Joe

Tyson and Miles both nodded, causing Joe and I to both smile.

Soon the ultrasound tech walked into the room and before I knew it, the familiar feeling of cold gel on my stomach made me hiss.

“Okay, Mama?” - Joe

“Gel’s just cold. I'm fine.” - you smiled

Joe made sure to get a good video of you watching the monitor, and he felt tears pricking in his eyes at the sight of his baby girl.

He would never get tired of being called, girl dad, Joe wore it like a proud Boy Scout who had just received a new badge.

“Baby Girl is doing great, measuring how she should be, and is very healthy.” - Tech

“Good.” - you and Joe in sync

After a few more minutes, she wiped off my bump, and I was set to go.

Joe helped me off of the chair and pulled the hoodie back over my stomach.

“I love you.” - Joe grinned

“I love you too.” - you

——

I spent the first thirty minutes back home editing together the clips I already had, getting approval from Joe for each one.

It surprised me how much feedback and “Oh, this would be cool!” Joe was giving me. He liked this more than I thought he would.

We ate dinner just shortly after that, and the rest of the afternoon was slow, as it usually was.

Tyson and Miles went to bed earlier than usual, so Joe and I spent the majority of the evening watching space documentaries that Joe had been wanting to watch.

The last video of the day routine vlog was of the TV in front of us, Joe’s hand on my bump in view, as well as our legs tangled together.

I never truly appreciated the little things in my everyday life till they were pointed out in a video, like how Tyson always looks at Joe for approval before doing something or how Miles's eyes crinkle up when he smiles, just like his daddy’s.

Watching back at the completed TikTok while tucked into my handsome husband’s side as he rubbed over my baby bump and drew little shapes on it with his thumb had me thinking something I seem to always find my mind drifting off to. Oh, boy, was I one lucky girl.

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Authors note: cutie family fluff for Sunday

Request for this fic; thank you anon! 🫶

Hope you enjoyed! 💕

[im-notbean]

Dating Killua Headcannons

(I'm in love with this gif. Shut tf up. Bask in it's glory.)

・Cat boy. Cat boy. Cat. Boy.

・No, being serious. Killua is a cat.

・He does that thing where he'll rub his neck or head into you when y'all are cuddling <3

・He also nocks random things over just cause...why the fuck not?

・I like to think Killua is pretty flirty

・But hates when he's being flirted to

・"Your cute Killua." "B-Baka! I'm not cute."

・*Ahem* Anyway.

・Killua is touch starved. Change my mind.

・I'm a personal beliver that Killua has a love hate relationship with praise

・Like, he likes giving praise

・But hates getting praise for some odd reason

・"Hey Y/N." "What babe?" "You have a nice face." "Aw, thanks. You have nice hair" "Baka. I don't"

(I don't remember how praise works ok- its like 5 in the morning okay, I'm watching an old punz vod. it's so old that the camera has the punz border lol.)

・I feel like Killua will just flop into your lap and cling onto you

・He also likes head pats

・Again, he's a cat

・I feel like he's not big on PDA in public but at home...

・He's all over you like your the center on the universe

・Definitely has shocked you before on "accident"

・I feel like he's the type of person to have no storage because he has so mahy pics of you

・I'd think that their all of you sleeping

・Again he's like a cat, sleep during the day and a ball of energy at night

・You both like knocking sense into Gon (you do don't lie)

Alright I'm done- also I sprained my finger today- hurts like a bitch right now but I'll survive.

[amoonalls]

What I Have Learned About Men

1. The Way For Men to Choose or Chase You is By Them Putting You in Pedestal

The man has to see you as higher than him. I'm not talking about competing with a man, I'm talking about being better than man in something he could never do in this lifetime. And that's by being more beautiful and more feminine. Straight men won't be able to do that. Being smart and high achieving in career do work but this professional world is created for men. More often than not men are higher achiever than women. Then being prettier and more feminine is the thing you can do as a woman

2. It's Much Easier For You To Move On When You:

a. Giving Less or None to Men

When you are always in receiving end and you never make sacrifice for men, the only feeling you feel when you seperate with those men is some kind of regret or a lil lost cuz you used to have people do things for you but you no longer have that. But you don't have any kind of resentment because you lose nothing of your energy and resources. Look at those divorcee women or barbara the builder ex gf. What do they say when they crying about their loss? They always say "I did everything for him.. I was there for him when he was in broke and miserable, I paid for his tuition, I cleaned his house and now he left me for other women". You would never hear women crying and saying "I do nothing for him and he left me" cuz women do measure their emotional losses for how much they have given to men. But when men have given so much to you especially money.. you can break up with him thousand times and he will always want to come back. Men don't want to lose things and people they have invest in. You see tons of women have friendship breakup but you rarely see men having their bro breakup

b. Have Your Own Standard

The standard is not on specific person but on things. The standard is not Max but what Max have and do. The standard is not who Max is but how much money Max make and how much he gives to you. Loving someone for what they are is for woman not for man. For a man, partly you love them based on how much they give to you. So say that the standard is that you want a man that is able to give you like $2000 per month. That any man be it Max, Xavier, Dan that are able to give that to you will fall into that category. You can be hopeless romantic when it's toward yourself but when it's about man you have to be single focus. Doesn't care if a man has roster etc etc once the man has been proven to fulfill your standard, you go for that. And you may encounter men who fulfill your material standard but don't want you. Strong and confident women don't get insecure and have meltdown over that fact because as men's life get better their standard get better. Which is why I say there is more than just material standards. It also have to be emotional, mental, and genuine attraction and feelings toward you

3. Do Not Get Insecure On Things You Refuse To Do

So what? You get insecure of beautiful women a man follow on instagram but you refuse to work on yourself? You hate man for following sexy woman when you always keeping yourself look plain? Darling, do you think these sexy women will still be sexy if their feeds are contained with tnem wearing baggy clothes and with bed hair? Observe those women, they do everything to their looks and take the best efforts to take pics for them to be able to post a bombshell pic that a man like. Rather than being jealous toward those women, why don't you get inspired by them? Start observing what these women wear and how they take pics and do that to yourself while you find your best style. You can't hate on women who do so much to keep up with their looks when you are halfassing yourself. And these women have hella confidence for them to post their alluring pics on instagram. You can't be shy and stiff when being taken pic of and hoping it will come out as magnificent pic. Start being confident and post that then you will see you will care much less of those women you will never meet cuz you already become them

And why I use astrology tag? Because only Saturnian women learn about this. Saturn is brutal reality, love and romance are not just dreamy and beautiful things the whole dating can be harsh and cold and never be for faint hearted. Who is not the most perfect candidate to be able to tackle these challenges if it's not Saturnian women? They are accustomed for that. Which is why you see a lot of hypergamous women have prominent Saturn influences. Only strong women are able to tackle with those things when many people choose to be swept off by otherwordly love

[is-this-fandom-who-knows]

There are not enough fics of Jason just reacting to all the shit that happened while he was dead/in a coma/braindead/gone.

"Dick and Kory broke up???"

"Apparently Miriam Delgado is a name I need to add to my list :)"

"Danny is dead?"

"SUPERMAN DIED HOW THE FUCK DID THIS DOOMSDAY GUY JUST PUNCH SUPERMAN TO DEATH HE'S SUPERMAN."

"Also apparently Superman has a clone now???"

"who the fuck is this bane guy and how did he break B's back."

"What the fuck is the speed force."

"COAST CITY DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE - WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE?"

"Are the Green Lantern Corps around rn?"

"Hal Jordan became evil?"

"So Green Arrow also died and came back?"

"How many Green Lanterns are there anyways?"

"There's a Green Arrow 2.0 and he's the first one's kid? Poor guy."

"What the fuck do you mean the sun almost got eaten."

"Iris Allen is alive and time travelled here from the future with her grandson apparently??"

"Blockbuster is smart now?"

"Wait who the fuck is Neron."

"Dick moved to Bludhaven and became a fucking cop?"

"So Dickie finally got adopted."

"Martians almost took over the world?"

"Apparently while I was gone Gotham was targeted by a deadly plague, got hit by a giant earthquake, and basically got kicked out of the US?"

"Someone actually decided to date the Joker? Is she insane? Don't answer that."

"The entire population had to run so that the flash could siphon the energy to run a fucked up hunger games/olympics crossover race set by a pair intergalctic alien gods so they wouldn't Alderaan earth?"

"YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT BASICALLY EVERY HERO GOT THEIR AGE TEMPORARILY FUCKED UP? I NEED PICS ASAP."

"y'all went to war with a guy trying to literally hollow out the universe? damn."

"One of the Pretender's friends was a ghost that was actually an interdimensional portal to Apokolips?"

"The JLA kicked B out and almost fell apart because they found out he had made contingency plans to take em all out? You're telling me they were actually surprised? Old man's paranoid as fuck of course he has contingency plans."

"B and Supes told the rest the JLA their secret identities? I didn't think they had it in them."

"somehow the entire population got mind wiped and no longer remembers that Wally West is the Flash or that his identity used to be public. hm."

"B got arrested and put on trial for murder? lmao."

"WAIT HE WAS FRAMED BY BATGIRL 2.0'S DAD?"

"Jericho is alive???"

"Raven is also alive and a teenager now???"

"Blockbuster murdere- Catalina Flores? Ah, another name to add to my list, I see."

"Why did Gotham become a war zone- oh it was one of B's contingencies? That tracks. Wait another Robin died? I don't care if she wasn't actually using the name Robin when she died what the fuck B?"

"You were actually on to something working with this Orpheus guy but of course he got murdered too-"

"since when did deathstroke have a daughter and why is she missing an eye too?"

"DONNA DIED AND CAME BACK TOO?"

"The Atom's ex killed the Elongated Man's wife and hired Captain Boomerang to end the Pretender's dad? Damn."

"Look is Hal Jordan alive or not."

"EDDIE IS A SUPERHERO NOW?"

"is Jericho evil or not?"

Like there is so much that happened and so much to freak him out over.

[chaoscheebs]

... man, that age-swap Kaiba bros pic I reblogged now has spawned an idea of younger brother!Seto developing a bit of a crush on a still-high school-age Yugi, who. Uh. Still looks younger!Seto's age because smol. Yugi, being the one aware Seto's still baby, gently explains that no, he is a high school student, darn it, and it'd be kinda weird to be his boyfriend as a result.

Seto does the typical kid thing and is like, "then will you be me boyfriend when I'm older?" Yugi laughs it off like, "yeah, sure, if I'm still single then," thinking Seto will forget about it in a week, tops. Seto takes it VERY SERIOUSLY.

Skip several years and some growth spurts later, Yugi, now working at KaibaCorp, meets younger!Seto again, who. Um. Grew up very nicely???? And now Yugi has very conflicting feelings when Seto's here to make sure Yugi is good on his word from back then.

(Mokuba, still having Big Gremlin Energy even as the older brother, is watching the whole thing from a respectful distance and is amused by the whole thing.)

(That said, if you hurt his little bro, he's coming for you, Yugi. 8|b)

[twopoppies]

Different anon-

I do not believe harry is with Taylor even 0.0001%.. because it’s clear atleast for me that Harry is not straight neither Bi.. its just it’s becoming too much for me to believe that HL are together.. after seeing grown up relationships and people around, wanting to truly believe that HL when they spend half of their time oceans separating them, and knowing ppl wouldn’t put that much effort moreover in their field.. I’ve seen all your responses and India’s too .. i want to believe those because i like those kind of relationships and may be because we all do and have seen both boys going through something so beautiful together.. its just few things that happened last year made me think all i was assuming was just that.. just if you don’t mind can you tell me what you think of B being only person from H team(band or crew) on the yacht full of couples and being invited to brit and H posting his pic on valentines day.. am not sure if you’ve seen this before i kind of asked similar thing when it happened, i don’t think you responded, ‘cause may be you’ve missed the ask or you did not wanted to.. but yea just these when it happened i thought may be harry has moved on.. no intention of annoying you, you are my favourite person here, not just saying for the sake of it, hope it does not come across that way..just wanted to take this moment to say i really appreciate all that you do😇

Hi, sugar. Here’s the thing. I really have no idea if they’re still together these days. I’ve said often that there are moments that make me think yes, they are. There are song lyrics that make me think yes, they are. And there are a lot of questions about other things that make me feel that they’re not. I go back and forth.

But I’ve always said that what I want most for them is for them to be happy. If they’re happier apart, then that’s the way it is. The idea of that makes me sad, but it’s not my relationship and I’m not here to convince people they’re together.

However, I can say that there’s absolutely nothing about Brad that makes me think they were dating/hooking up etc. There was a much sexual energy between the two of them as between Harry and a stick of wood. I do think Harry’s team was very aware of fandom chatter and they probably played it up at times. For me, Brad’s existence has absolutely zero bearing on whether I think Harry and Louis are together. I can’t tell you how to feel about it. But if you think it was a relationship, it’s pretty clear it isn’t anymore as he appears to have moved to Los Angeles.

Thank you for all the sweet words, love. I really appreciate it. ❤️

[theywhowriteandknowthings]

Javi Gutierrez x Reader Pt2 Second Time's the Charm

General Warnings: 18+, as is the whole of my blog, I will mark anything specific but be aware this is predominantly a smutty blog with plot. DNI if you are a minor. By reading further you have taken the responsibility to do so with the warnings I have given. This is a lot more fluff than smut and I’m sorry but I wanted to build some tension. Lots more smut to come though!!!

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You scroll through your Instagram feed for the twelfth time in the last half an hour, knee bobbing up and down as your leg shakes with agitated energy. You linger on the Javi Gutierrez story for the tenth time, his outfit to the Met Gala the previous week had been the talk of the internet. Some pundits called it tasteless while others noticed the small but meaningful acts of protest with his silk purple suit, knee length black skirt, heels higher than you could ever pull off. To top it off he had the letter X and B painted on his middle fingers for Xavier Benoit the fashion designer in protest.

You sigh as you order another beer when the waitress comes over to check on you. You’d already had more to drink than you’d like, but tonight was clearly going to be a long one. You feel the buzz of your phone as a message comes through. You roll your eyes, expecting it to be yet another bot, or “promoter” for a brand you never heard of. Brian was late, later than normal, to pick you up for his work quarterly after-party.

User24601: Hey there bonita, you coming tonight or what?

You stare for a moment at the message, unsure of what to think. Yes, you were waiting to meet Brian before heading to another corpo circle-jerk, but you knew bots had been getting clever these days, so you just ignore it, placing your phone face down on the table as the waitress returns with your beer. It was just a coincidence, nothing more.

The smell of stale beer, vodka, and regret wafts around you as you tear at the Guinness branded coaster in your hands. The tactile pleasure ripping of the fibrous material gives you a small sense of relief as you try to hold out for Brian’s eventual appearance. Your phone buzzes again and you flip it over to see another unexpected message.

User24601: You know Brian’s already here, right?

Your stomach lurches as you try to reconcile the situation in your mind. You tap on the user’s profile image, a beagle stock photo by the looks, and see that he follows you. You grumble to yourself and check you profile. He had liked every single photo, or reel in the past two weeks since he followed you.

You: Who is this?

User24601: The man who has a pair of your panties on his nightstand. I’ve seen you replaying my story over and over hermosa.

The message sends shivers through you as you try to keep your head, you smirk down at the phone screen as you drain the last of your beer. You smile as you realise his username is a reference to Jean Valjean and a little part of you warms to the playboy whose dick you had used to get through a rough night.

Surely it can’t really be him?

You think to yourself as you twirl your thumbs over the screen as you think of how to respond. You don’t know if you should play along, or just call him out.

You: Hmmm, doesn’t ring a bell.

User24601: Sent a photo, tap to view.

You pause, knowing there is every chance the picture would be a pathetic little dick pic from some creepy internet rando but curiosity nags at the back of your mind. You tap to open the image and your eyes go wide as you behold the sight before you.

Your panties from that night in the pool are artfully wrapped around his erection. The lacy fabric obscuring enough of his length to make it tasteful, but you feel your mouth drop as you admire the image. You feel the flutter of arousal between your legs as you finally believe it’s him.

You: Didn’t have you down as a Les Misérables fan? ;)

You smile at the speed at which he returns your message, the three dots flashing across the screen for less than a second before the next message pops up in the chat.

User24601: You kidding? I sing my heart out in the shower, it’s quite something to behold.

You: So Brian’s really there?

The three dots flash once more as you wait for the answer, the waitress takes your empty beer bottle, and you throw far too much money on the table.

“Keep the change.” You say absently as you can’t tear your eyes away from your phone. The three lights flash once, twice, three times before they stop and your heart sinks. You switch apps to order an Uber. The notification from Javi’s sock puppet account sends your heart to your throat as you confirm the transaction.

User24601: Sent a photo, tap to view.

You frown as you think about what he could be sending now, another gratuitous shot of your panties on his body would be welcome about now so you hesitate before throwing caution to the wind as you tap the screen. You sigh heavily as you see one of Brain’s female co-workers fused to his lips as the high-quality image loads. You recognise her as one of his coke buddies, Melissa, his secretary.

 You: Figures, I think I might just go home then.

You’re not lying, you feel the cockiness dissipate as you realise how many years you had wasted on Brian. College sweethearts to whatever this was. You were ten years deep in a relationship that had been going nowhere for so long. You knew he fucked around, it’s why you didn’t feel guilty about the night with Javi. But every single day since that hedonistic incident in the pool, the feeling that you had wasted your life with a complete loser only made the resentment fester further.

User24601: Whatever you want bonita, no pressure from me at all, but this party would be much more fun with you here… :’(

Your Uber arrives and you hop in, the destination set to the venue across town, you waver for a moment as you contemplate actually going home, opening a bottle of expensive wine and taking a long bath, rewatching reels of Javi being, well, Javi. But another message comes through.

User24601: Sent a photo, tap to view.

Your tongue snakes over your bottom lip as you tap on the photo to view it. It’s a selfie. You shudder at the sight of the sweet, expressive face of Javi Gutierrez, his wide brown eyes pleading as he presses his middle finger to his bottom lip. The “X” still just visible as it had faded in the last few days. He’s as gorgeous as you remember him in the glare of the pool lights. The look he’s giving you in this selfie is something reserved for you, only mirrored in moments of vulnerability captured through candid moments of filming amongst friends. It was deeply personal. And hot as fuck.

Your heart aches as you realise you’re reading probably way too far into this, but you don’t care. You sit in the back of your Uber in silence for a moment as you know you’re almost at your destination.

You: I’ll be out front in less than five minutes.

You stow your phone in your bag as you fix your makeup with the small compact that was your aunt’s, applying your bright red lipstick to cover up the smudging from the beer. Your leg jitters up and down as you tap out a random rhythm on your knees with the palms of your hands. The Uber comes to a halt and you slip the driver a twenty dollar tip before exiting the car. You brush your dress down and take a deep breath.

Then you see him, he’s leaning back against the wall of the building, a blunt sticking out of his plush lips as smoke swirls around him. His dark shirt hugs his broad chest, framing his body delightfully as the dark blue jeans hug his thighs. His hair is tousled just like in the selfie.

“Evening monsieur.” You purr as you stride confidently up to him, your red bodycon dress tight against your skin as you notice the way he’s drinking you in. He takes a final draw on his blunt and he goes to snuff it out as you approach but before he can reach the ashtray on top of the trashcan you snatch the half-smoked spliff from his hand. You take a long, heavy draw and feel the aggressive tickle against your sternum as the weed battles against your lungs.

“Thought you wouldn’t approve there Javert.”  Javi quips as he watches you exhale like a pro.

“Come on, I’m Éponine, Javert is just a narc.” You grumble as you feel the initial heat of the high spread through your chest. You take another hit before snubbing out the rest of the blunt.

“Thought you didn’t like drugs chica?” He says with amusement clear on his face as he continues to eat you up with his hazy eyes.

“Weed’s barely a drug, come on.” You argue as you reticently admit you were a little hypocritical when it came to drugs.

“Whatever you say hermosa, want to head up?” He asks softly as he cups your cheek, the warmth of his touch floods through you as you hum into his palm.

“On one condition.” You barter and Javi’s eyes gleam with excitement as he nods along.

“Anything.” He says with such conviction you try not to mewl as your core clenches.

“I want to walk into that ballroom with your hands all over me. I want Brian to see, I want everyone to see.” You breathe as you step into Javi’s personal space, your hands fisting in the collar of his shirt as you look up into his doting eyes.

“I mean, that was kind of my plan anyway.” Javi whispers as his hands fall to your waist as he snaps your hips to his. Your groan softly at the percussive force as you grind up against him.

“Come on playboy, let’s put on a show.” You murmur as you reluctantly step out of his embrace. You nod at the doorman, who had definitely not been watching, as he opens the foyer door for you. You smile as you head towards the double doors at the top of the stairs ahead. Javi followed behind you, his on arm cradles the back of your neck and you shudder at the slightly possessive, yet somehow caring gesture.

“How long has it been bonita? Two? Three weeks?” Javi asks as he dips his head to your left ear, his voice is breathy, and the aroma of the very good weed rolls off of him pleasantly.

“About that, why you been counting the days?” You ask as you ascend the carpeted red steps together, his grip on your neck ever-present as he adjusts the intensity as you climb the steps, accounting for the change in height between you. The conscious action makes you smile.

“At the risk of sounding lame, yes.” He says and you look up to see the nervous smile on his face.

“Stalking my Instagram wasn’t enough to scratch that itch then eh?” You tease as you feel his thumb rub against the slope of your neck.

“You wear far too many clothes hermosa, can’t quite scratch that itch when you aren’t looking like this, or better yet naked in my lap.” He retorts as you reach the top step. The ushers on the door open the ballroom for you both and you smirk.

“We can correct that later Javi.” You say as you stride in together, your head high as you feel hundreds of eyes on you. The flush of heat burning your cheeks as you put on your best, flirtiest smile. The noise of barely hushed gossip floods the room and you see Brian detach himself from Melissa for a moment to see what the fuss is about. His eyes go wide and he practically throws his coke-buddy from his arms as he sees you.

“Hey, Javi?” You stop next to the bar and turn to face your definitely-not-your-date.

“Hmmm?” He responds as he moves his hand to your left cheek.

“Kiss me.” You breathe as his eyes sparkle with delight. He obliges and you feel the soft brush of his moustache on your skin as his heavy, plush lips press gently against yours. You shudder and throw your arms around his neck as you deepen the kiss, your tongue meeting his, both eager to re-live the passion of the other night. Some of the patrons gasp and giggle at the PDA and you revel in it. Your world lurches as Javi dips you like some old-time romance novel and you squeal in delight as you come up for air.

“Good enough?” He whispers as he rubs his strong nose against your own, his moustache tickling your skin.

“More than enough, but I want more later, much more.” You say as he pulls you upright, both of you were panting heavily as the arousal and high from the wed made you giddy.

“The fuck babe?” Brian’s nasally whine cuts through the bubble of euphoria and you slowly turn your gaze from Javi to him.

“You have the nerve to ask me the fuck?” Your voice is level, cold, calculating as you look him up and down, his nose is dusted with white and his eyes are like saucers. The ill-fitting black suit looked ridiculous on him. It used to fit him well but the coke-fuelled weight loss and his poor diet had reduced him to a husk. You feel a pang of sadness at the toll the addiction had taken on him.

“I’m not here making out with a celebrity in front of thousands of people, people who are my colleagues!” He argues and you shrug, appreciating there was a difference, sort of.

“No, you’re just making out with your secretary, and high as a fucking kite while you do it.” You say softly, your voice low as if to pretend you were trying to keep your voice down, but really you just wanted him to hear your voice so level, so calm. So unbothered.

“Fuck you, fucking whore.” Brian spits and you feel Javi tense at your side.

“That. Is enough.” Javi says softly but you hear the venom in his voice.

“And who are you to tell me what to do?” Brian barks at Javi and the deep, throaty chuckle that comes out of his mouth makes your heart clench.

“I’m one of the major investors in your firm, pendejo, I’m on the fucking board, why do you think I’m always at these events? Or have you been too coked up to notice?” Javi’s voice is like silk, rolling off his tongue so delicately as he slowly, surely, humiliates Brian.

“I don’t buy it.” Brian fumbles but you can hear the trepidation in his voice.

“Javi, where have you been, I’ve been looking for you all evening?” A white haired man with dark glasses calls out from behind Brian and you watch the colour drain from his face as he clearly recognises it.  

“Been waiting for this gorgeous woman to arrive out front, couldn’t truly enjoy myself without mi amor.” Javi says as he steps away from you to embrace the older man.

“Enchanted to meet you,” He pauses and you give him your name as you hold out your hand to shake, “What a lovely name, I hope you keep him honest! I’m Victor Bosch, founder.” He chuckles.

“I’m not sure anyone can do that, and lovely to meet you Victor, excellent parties you throw.” You say as you shake his hand firmly, he nods before speaking to Javi directly.

“Don’t let this one slip your grasp Javi, or someone else will snatch her up!” Victor says before clapping his hand on Javi’s shoulder.

“She’s a free spirit, I won’t cage her if she wants to leave,” Javi responds with a dazzling smile, “But if she likes me enough to attend events like this, well I might be in for a winner.”

“That’s the spirit, I have to go and socialise with the other guests but I’ll see you later Javi, goodnight my dear, Ben?” He addresses you all and you take small pride in Victor not knowing Ben’s name.

“Night Victor!” You call after him as you watch Brian squirm as he tries to decide what to do.

“Hey Javi, I’m a little tired, wanna come back to mine?” You say with a convincing fake yawn and Javi tries not to smile too eagerly.

“But hermosa, we just arrived, you that wet for me already?” He purrs, loud enough for Brian to hear, playing along with your torture tactics.

“Baby stop,” You swat at his arm playfully but it was true, you could feel how wet you were against the sheer panties, “Oh Brian, if you hadn’t realised, we’re done, get your shit out of my apartment within the week or it’s going to charity.” You say with a saccharine sweet smile.

“Fuck you.” Brian mumbles and you just shrug.

“You ready to go?” You ask Javi as you slide your hands up to his shoulders, pressing your body against him.

“You bet hermosa, lead the way.” The pair of you head back out of the building with ridiculously wide smiles on your faces. The fresh air is sweet on your tongue as you feel Javi pull you into an embrace from behind. His face is pressed into your hair as he breathes you in, placing soft, lingering kisses to the top of your head.

You book an Uber back to yours as you lean back against Javi, his hands were wrapped around your waist in a soft, caring fashion. No hands, only a tight, comforting pulls of his arms.

“Why me Javi?” You ask absently as you put your phone back into your bag, looking up at him through your lashes as he pulls you tighter against him.

“Why not?” He teases but you shake your head slowly.

“No Javi, seriously, I’m head of a medium level PR firm, with not much else going on, what about me makes you want me this much?” You fumble, your insecurities gnawing at you as you try and wrap your head around the situation. You play with the curls at the nape of his neck to try and soothe your nerves.

“Honestly? I don’t know,” He says softly as he turns you around in his embrace, he looks down at you with tender chestnut eyes, “You bewitch me, ever since you challenged me, didn’t fawn in my presence, you’ve made me feel somewhat human again.” He says softly and you feel your heart hammer in your chest.

“Javi…” You breathe, not knowing what to say to such an admission but you couldn’t help but acknowledge that you were feeling something similar.

“It’s ok Bonita, you don’t have to say anything, I just want you to know I’ve not been with anyone else since you, I’ve not thought of anyone else since you.”

“Same,” You manage a hoarse whisper as your heart is in your throat. You had spent so many nights scrolling through his thirst posts and watching interviews and reels that he had done, but you felt so dirty about it, shameful even, “Javi this is so much for me to handle.”

“Because I’m famous, or because I’m famous for being a slut?” He says frankly and you wince a little as your Uber arrives.

“Both, I just, I don’t know I feel like all I’ve done for the last few weeks is creep on you and shit, it feels weird.” You admit as you try and hash out the knotted mass of feelings in your core. You wanted this to be real, neded it to be, after all the bullshit with Brian.

“I get it, fame is, weird,” He says as he cups your cheek as he gives you a look that would melt titanium, “But we can take it slow, all I want is to see that look of joy on your face I was blessed with in the pool.”

“I really appreciate that.” You whisper as you enter the Uber together. You fall against Javi as you breathe in his heady cologne and the faint aroma of weed.

“So, Ben and Jerry’s, some wine and Paddington 2?” Javi jokes softly into your ear and you chuckle.

“Fuck yes.”

Let me know what you think! :D

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i'm not going to really dig into all my thoughts on batman #146 just because i'd end up having to unpack all my thoughts on the zdarsky run and a) there's a lot to unpack, and b) i don't wanna rn, BUT!

i did think this section was interesting:

dialogue transcript (idk why the pic refuses to load w/o the blur):

zur-batman: harley did you really think i'd allow you to go unpunished for all the lives you helped end, working with the joker?

harley: i-i'm a hero now...you s-said

zur-batman: that was then and this is now. justice has come to gotham.

-end transcript-

i don't think damian is dumb enough to actually trust zur, okay so, either he's just being written super-ooc here or dami's playing a long game but all of that aside, hearing zur say that could not have been fun. idk, i've tried to wrestle my thoughts into coherent form but they're resisting and i don't have the energy to wrangle them, but bottom-line i feel like what zur says to harley echoes a fear of damian's..idk

[zbsinbloom]

If ZB1 Were In A Girl Group

Description: Fem!ZB1 as members of existing girl groups. This is my opinion plus a few ideas from one of my besties and some of my fellow zumblr writers, if you don't agree feel free to write your own post 🤭

Also I couldn't find a gif for KOL so I put a pic instead

🍀 Jiwoong ‐ (G)I-DLE

These girls have no problem with more sexy/provocative concepts, and neither would fem!Jiwoong, she loves the affect she has on her fans

On stage she's a total femme fatale that has the fans swooning left, right and center… and she knows it (and as I said before, she loves it)

But off stage she's a complete dork who acts more like a maknae and shows off her natural cute side to the other members

Even Shuhua, the queen of flirting gets a little flustered when fem!Jiwoong reciprocates or flirts with her first

☘ Zhang Hao - Twice

Damn girl, is the rent due or something? Because fem!Hao is feeling herself in every song and fans absolutely adore her for it

Probably ends up being one of the loudest members somehow and goes viral for being a natural comedian. At least in this timeline she has fellow introverts

I can see fem!Hao and Chaeyoung collecting gg idols' numbers together. They have so many new wives friends now

Probably doesn't get treated that much like the youngest because he doesn't really act like it??

🍀 Hanbin - Aespa

This seems like the obvious choice for mother, after all, fem!Hanbin is an icon and boy does she know it

Have you seen the tutting choreo for Hold On Tight? She ate it up and left absolutely zero crumbs. She may probably even created the choreo (in this timeline)

She's got sass and she's got class. Fem!Hanbin Pulls off all of Aespa's choreographies flawlessly.. but are you really surprised?

I think of this group as being quite sharp and clean in their choreo which goes well with Hanbin in my opinion???

☘ Matthew - Weeekly

As much as I'm an "Woohyun oppa" anti, I guess I should let fem!Matthew get to live (some of) her cool unnie dreams

I know like one (1) of their songs and it's so Matthew coded. He would absolutely nail it for real

I feel like she would be that one member who isn't your bias but yes she is, we all stan our small Canadian queen

The members would look up to her a lot.. she just has this really calming, warm energy about her

🍀 Taerae - Stayc

I had 0 doubts here. Taerae would be a part of Stayc and I won't accept any debate on this

Vocal goddess!! Fem!Taerae's voice would fit so well with their concepts and she'd win so many hearts

Their concepts always seem so bright and fun which I think she would live for, and she'd get to show off her dimples which fans adore

As much as she could pull off darker concepts, I feel like her energy would really shine doing more fun, lively concepts

☘ Ricky - Kiss Of Life

I don't know much about these girls just yet but their music! It slaps and I think his vibe would fit well with theirs

Fem!Ricky would enjoy doing a hip concept like Shhh. It's cool and fresh and she would be living for it

She's similar in age as well so I think they'd all get along quite easily as they understand each other better

Their choreo is sexy enough for fem!Ricky to make the fans swoon but not over-the-top to the point it feels awkward to her

🍀 Gyuvin - Itzy

Itzy concepts are a) full of fun and b) full of 'love yourself' energy and yknow what… that's so Gyuvin-coded. Like who cares lemme just do my dancey dance

Okay but fem!Gyuvin would be an absolute clown. At this point she's had at least 47 memes made about her and they've all gone viral

She loves to have fun and be chaotic!! And isn't that Itzy's whole energy??? I feel like she would fit in perfectly with the other girls

They're gonna have their hands full with fem!Gyuvin but they're all whipped for her so they don't mind at all

☘ Gunwook - Everglow

Queens? Queens. Everglow never come here to play around and neither does Gunwook they deserve better though

When fem!Gunwook goes off, don't we all know about it? She dances at 400% all of the time

She's that member who looks super intimidating because she's both pretty and so talented. We all know she's an absolute sweetie though

Oh how the members would dote on her as the new youngest. Fem!Gunwook gets the princess treatment, especially because of the age gap

🍀 Yujin - Le Sserafim

Although he rocked Say My Name, I feel like fem!Yujin wouldn't want to have a cute concept all the time… every once in a while is enough

So she wouldn't want to be in a super cutesy group but not one that has overly sexy concepts either

Both she AND Eunchae get the maknae treatment, like I don't think having a new youngest member would change that

And they'd use it to their advantage, too. Fem!Yujin has found her new partner in crime… mostly to get more snacks

[rebelwrites]

Winner Takes It All || Going Through Hell With A Hangover

Charles Leclerc x Valentina Hendrix (OC)

Winner Takes It All Masterlist

Summary: Valentina thought things were starting to look up but dealing with a mammoth hangover things start heating up in the paddock.

Warnings: Angry Valentina! That is all

As always reblogs and feedback is highly appreciated ❤️ if you want tagging in future parts let me know ❤️

Before I even opened my eyes I knew I was in for the hangover from hell, the room felt like it was spinning, my stomach was churning and it felt like I had a baby elephant stomping on my head.

Pulling the pillow from the other side of the bed over my face, I slowly opened my eyes, at least the pillow would shield me from the brightness of Hudson’s beach facing property in Miami. It was like he didn’t know what blinds or black out curtains were.

“How’s the head?” Hudson’s gravely voice appeared, it was slightly muffled due to the pillow over my face but I could tell he hadn’t long woken up himself. “You gonna be able to get through the media day?”

Groaning into the pillow, I squeezed my eyes closed throwing it across the room. Right now I hated myself, as if media days weren’t bad enough, I now had to deal with it whilst nursing one of the worse hangovers I had ever had.

“I’m going to take that as a no then.” he chuckled.

The weight on the bed changed signally he had sat on the edge of the bed.

“I’m going to go through hell with a hangover.” I mumbled, slowly opening my eyes, letting them adjust to the brightness of the room, at least Hudson’s large frame was kind of blocking the rising sun. “I must have been a real bitch in a past life, I’ve had nothing but shit luck over the last four years.”

“I wouldn’t call getting into the most sought after sports unlucky, sweetheart.” he hummed, brushing some of my wild hair behind my ear. “And plus you have me now, so I think your luck is changing for the better.”

I couldn’t help but smirk at his statement, maybe he was right. This was my time to shine and I wasn’t going to let a hangover stop me from dominating the weekend.

“I also think it is time you get that ass outta this bed and get ready for your day of hell as you like to put it.” he winked before pressing a kiss to the centre of my forehead. Without saying another word, he pushed himself off the bed.

I couldn’t help letting my eyes drop to his ass as he waltzed out of the bedroom wearing nothing but a tight black pair of Armani boxer shorts. Maybe he was right, maybe my luck was starting to turn, I mean I had managed to end up with a relationship with one of the hottest models in America. Running my hands over my face I finally mustered up the energy to clamber out of bed, grabbing the first item of clothing I could find, which just so happened to be one of Hudson’s t-shirts. One glance in the mirror and I was laughing at my reflection, the shirt was at least double maybe even triple my normal size and I could have gotten away with wearing this out as a dress.

Tangling my fingers in my messy hair I slowly made my way into the main part of the apartment finding Hudson leaning against the counter, coffee in one hand and phone in the other. The smirk on his face was wide and his eyes were sparkling from the sunlight bouncing around the kitchen.

“Seen something you like?” I hummed, in amusement as I made a b line straight for the coffee machine.

“Harley Davidson just dropped the pic of our shoot,” he grinned, looking up from his phone. “I think the picture they chose has to be my favourite of the whole shoot.” He paused for a moment, as a mischievous grin spread across his face. “Well, that's a lie, they actually sent us the ones that didn’t make it onto instagram.”

Instantly I knew which photo he was on about, it was the final one of the day where I was in nothing but a red bikini and he decided it would be the perfect time to shake multiple bottles of beer opening them all over me and the photographer managed to capture the moment I was covered in beer flipping off Hudson.

“Let me guess, the one where I’m flipping you off.” I giggled, glancing over my shoulder.

“You got it.” he winked, dropping his gaze back to his phone. “You fans are going crazy in the comments, look.” he smiled, passing me his phone.

I couldn’t help but laugh at some of the comments I was reading, he was right they were going crazy and it was safe to say with the photo I posted last night, no doubt the press images of us at the gala and now this the whole world would know that me and Hudson had something going on.

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“Alors, à quel point as-tu la gueule de bois ce matin ? So, how hungover are you this morning?.” Pierre smirked, pulling his sunglasses down his nose to take in my appearance before passing me a much needed iced coffee.

“I swear I am hanging out my arse.” I moaned, taking a much needed sip of the caffeinated goodness. “But at least everything has just about stopped spinning. I just need today to go perfectly, do the press conferences and interviews, then I am heading back to Hudson’s and sleeping for the rest of the day.”

It was like the universe had something against me today, from across the paddock I could see Becky storming towards me. “Seigneur, donne-moi la force. Lord, give me strength.” I snapped, feeling my fingers ball into a fist.

“Just ignore her.” Hudson hummed, pressing a kiss against the side of my head.

“Easier said than done.” I scoffed, chewing on the straw in my coffee.

The thing that annoyed me the most was the amused look on her face as she looked me and Hudson up and down. Her expression changed to a look of disgust quickly before she spat on the floor.

“Well, well what do we have here?” she said, rolling her eyes before checking on her false nails. “It looks like you like sloppy seconds just like the skank I knew you were.”

Shaking Hudson’s arm off my shoulder, I took a step closer to the bitch standing in front of me, not caring who was watching as I squared up to her.

“The only skank standing here is you, bitch.” I growled, feeling my nails digging into the palm of my hands. This was the last thing I needed, especially today. “You think you are so big and tough but you only ever seem to make a scene when the camera’s are around. What are you hoping for? Your five minutes of fucking fame on DTS?”

“You think you fucking have the world at your feet don’t you?” she snarled, flicking her gaze between me and Hudson. “You think you are fucking untouchable don’t you?”

“Because I am fucking untouchable, you seem to forget you tried to get my arrest record used against me but that one back fired on you didn’t it?” I hummed, keeping my tone venomous. All I wanted to do was wipe that stupid little smirk off her face but this wasn’t the time or place to do so.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw Charles rushing over, the sight of it made me roll my eyes. Of course he would come and try and save the fucking day.

“So I suggest you and your fake ass tits turn around and fucking walk away before you see a side of me you really don’t want to see.”

The moment Charles appeared next to us, Becky screamed with a frustrated look on her face before storming off into the crowd that had formed around us.

“Nothing to see here, people.” I shouted, holding my hand up in the air before turning back to Pierre and Hudson. “I fucking swear some people need to take a long walk off a short pier.”

Before anyone could say anything, I spun around making my way to the Alpha Tauri motorhome, knowing it would be the only place I could get some peace and quiet.

Today was going to be hell on earth.

Not even five minutes later the sound of the motorhome door closing echoed through the silence, I couldn’t help but scoff the moment that familiar scent invaded my senses. Of course he would come here, he couldn’t leave things alone.

“Vaffanculo, Char. Fuck off Char.” I growled, lifting my arm over the top of the sofa, flipping him off. “I want to be alone before the press conference.”

I was met with silence before the sound of his heavy silence filled the sound of the room before I felt his fingers brush against my legs.

I hated the fact that his touch still set my skin on fire, sending sparks throughout my body. The feeling of my legs being lifted up was followed by the weight of Charles sitting next to me on the sofa, placing my legs over his.

“The fuck you doing?” I snarled, refusing to acknowledge that I missed this contact, this closeness.

“I want to ask you something,” he said, aimlessly running his fingers over my skin. I tried my hardest to ignore the feeling, to block everything out but his touch still increased my heart rate, my body was betraying me right now. “I just want to know if you are happy, if he makes you happy?”

It was like someone had just dunked me into an ice bath the moment the words left his lips. Instantly I jolted away from him, throwing myself off the sofa, the feeling of being hungover long forgotten with the anger that was radiating through every bone of my body.

“What fucking right do you have coming in here sitting on the sofa, pulling my legs onto your and asking questions like that.” I growled, tangling my fingers into the roots of my hair. “Oh that’s right Charles, you have no fucking right. You lose those privileges the moment you picked her over me.”

He didn’t say a word as I paced around the motorhome, trying to process everything that had happened today. The fact he sat there in silence angered me even more.

“What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?” I snarled, kicking the chair across the room, this finally got his attention.

“Je tiens toujours à toi. I still care about you.” he said, making eye contact with me. “I will always fucking care about you, so sorry for checking in with you, sorry for trying to show you that I still care about you and wanting to know if you are happy.”

Tears burned my eyes, my vision was starting to get cloudy. I had no idea why I was at the point of breaking down, whether it was anger or the fact that Charles still cared about me. All I knew was I needed him out of my sanctuary, I couldn’t think straight with him around and after the morning I had I really needed some time alone.

“If answering your question will cause you to leave, then yes.” I growled, trying to blink the tears away, I refused to cry in front of him. “Yes, Hudson does make me fucking happy.” I shouted, slamming my palms against the kitchen counter. “I haven’t been this happy in fucking years, now leave I need to get ready for the press conference.”

I didn’t stick around to see what he said next or to even watch him leave, instead I tried to put enough distance between us as possible.

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[megaawkwardhuman]

hello hi hey I'm icarus (but I'm also fine with virgo) and welcome to my blog!

idkf how you got here but uhhh congrats?

also sorry if parts of the gif look weird idfk how to fix it

I'm a neurodivergent artist who talks about gay vampires (wwdits) a lot!

I do have other interests tho like ofmd, good omens, hannibal, re-animator, interview with the vampire, watcher, the band ghost, the world of mr plant, and south park (it's just that wwdits is just what I think about the most)

things I've made:

I've written a few fic before and one can be found on my blog! it's a post season 4 nandermo fic and here's a link if you wanna check it out :)

as for the rest can be found on my ao3 here! (I'm not going to move the post season 4 fic there mainly cause idk if I really wanna)

I made a uquiz a few months ago that basically tells you what you would be if you where in the wwdits universe (a vampire, a familiar. an energy vampire etc)

I have an instagram that I just post my art to and that's really it

things I like to make:

as you can probably gather by now I primarily do pixel art but I also like to doodle/sketch with good old pencil and paper

I make a LOT of kandi (primarily singles) buuut I don't really post it on here (I mean unless someone asks me to I'm more than willing to share)

I kinda write? like I've written fics before and I DO have a bunch of wips but it's kinda hard for me to finish a fic due to the fact that I get distracted easily and the fact that I'm really dyslexic (you have no idea how badly I wanna fist fight the english language in a denny's parking lot at 3am)

oh while it's not a medium or anything but I'd like to mention I LOVE to draw characters from the media I like as pastel bunnies! (tho at this current moment it's primarily wwdits characters I draw) is it weird? yeah but I like to so I'm not stopping anytime soon if you want a rough explanation as to why I made a long post about it

fav characters:

guillermo de la cruz from wwdits (seriously I'm fucking feral for this man he's my top blorbo atm! he has my gender in a chokehold and I relate to him A LOT also harvey guillen is just really fucking hot-)

nandor the relentless also from wwdits (not as crazy about him but like he fascinates me and I love his goofy cringefail vibes... HE'S ALSO REALLY HOT-)

dib from invader zim (while I haven't watched invader zim in a while I still consider dib to be a fav! hell he's my fucking profile pic. he's one of the first ever characters in something I've seen that I've related to)

stede from ofmd (he's a huge fucking mood and I too jump into things head first without any plans whatsoever)

argos from twomp (a new addition to my fav character list since I stumbled upon twomp more recently. idk I just like him like go googly eye man date that murderous plant dude! wow that must sound weird to those who don't know what the world of mr plant is XD. it also might have to do with the fact that he's kinda socially awkward)

mr plant from twomp (another new addition. idfk something about that murderous plant I find oddly relatable? I think it's the fact that he's also socially awkward. arguably more than argos)

herbert west from re-animator (idk I think this autistic man with no care for ethics is neat)

I have more but for now those are the ones I'm gonna list :)

other shit:

as I've already said I have dyslexia, I possibly have ADHD (never officially diagnosed buuuuut really fucking confident I do and a past therapist said I most likely do), I keep running into situations where I question if I have autism or not so take that as you will, and despite what it may seem I have really REALLY bad social anxiety (well I have overall anxiety too but let's just say there's a reason I spend a lot of time online and not out and about)

asks as you can already tell are open

DMs are also open (tho I will say it's mainly to mutuals)

WARNING I KEYBOARD SMASH A LOT!

nandermo shipper but I'm fine with other ships involving the two :)

overall I try to be nice on here cuz there's enough negativity out there why add to it? tho key word here is try (I've gone on small rants here before and there's the possibility I will again)

I really REALLY fucking love bats and frogs THEY'RE JUST LITTLE GUYS HOW CAN I NOT?

there will be moments where for one reason or another (sleep deprived, sad, bored, it's a tueday, etc etc) I'll be reminded that oh yeah I fucking love frogs and will just start spam reblogging frog posts so be warned if you see me reblog a frog photo and read the words frog blogging or frog posting in the tags run while you still can (or don't cuz frogs are the best and need to be loved and cherished)

tag stuff:

misc thoughts/ideas/this tag is mainly random shit: throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again

theories/meta/looking too much into small stuff: word garbage™

answering asks: answering stuff

my art: *funny tag for my art*

bunny art related posts: bun stuff

mothman memo related posts: mothman memo stuff

fanfics I've written: gather around and lend me your time

edits I've made: edit shmedit

memes I've made: brought to you by ms paint

show + tags thing: + tags

all the weekly wwdits sparkle on images: sparkle on it's gay vamp day!!!

posts that involve irl friends of mine: friend chaos

follow for a fuck ton of reblogs, art, and long tangents about whatever takes over my mind atm

thanks for reading, have a nice day, and remember: baby bats are called pups

this has nothing to do with this post I just thought this was important info plus I just wanted to throw in this cute bat image I found on google

[maggotwithanf]

it's come to my attention that not a lot of people know who the guy in my profile pic is and so i have made an effortpost about my favorite late 2000s adult animation sidekick character ever, Trans Icon Randall Skeffington from Ugly Americans:

Ugly Americans is a show about cryptids/monsters/etc living and adjusting to life in NYC and that doesn't matter WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT RANDALL

Randall is a canonically bisexual zombie who's the main character, Mark's, roommate. He's also super fucking trans guy coded and I genuinely don't know if they did this on purpose or not but holy shit this speaks to me on another level.

He turned zombie for this chick he liked who decided she didn't like him that much, and came to terms with just being a zombie as an identity he chose for himself, and he sticks by it a lot. He's also got two (two?!?!?) full fucking episodes about losing his dick as it physically falls off his body and how he's pretty much okay with that but his dick isn't, and he learns to respect it and everything. And there's constantly background gags of Randall getting dick upgrades at the mechanic like he's modular b/c zombie dick

oh yeah and there's this:

Randall's bottom half gets ripped off for like the third time in the series and Mark has to carry him around in a garbage bag and Randall ends up rabbitholing onto a forum for transgender mummies and he's like ">:( it's no use they're just all tips on moisture retention" said with zero 2000s era irony for the trans thing or anything just genuine disappointment that this trans mummy forum has no advice for how to deal with his missing bottom half and is just dusty, like literally. like the last half of the sentence was the punchline, not the first half

okay more fun randall facts: he's a huge fucking slut and a massive whore (canon). he has big Karl from Workaholics energy but if Karl was like, disillusioned by the very fabric of life. he's kind of a creepoid in that 2000s way but he's also perfect and i love him so everybody shut the fuck up. there's a running gag that he definitely probably wants to fuck Mark and in the episode where Mark and Randall's ex Krystal (the girl he went zombie for) swap bodies, Mark's like "what am I supposed to do now" and Randall's like "well you can make one of my longtime dreams come true"

anyway i love this gay gay (canonically bisexual) zombie man and i went back and watched season 1 again and he's honestly treated with a lot more queer/trans coding and whatnot than I remember (and also I didn't remember that they just fucking made him bisexual and he says so in season 1 episode 3 so i'm just a big idiot) and I thought I was reinterpreting a bunch of 2000s era gay jokes but nope, randall skeffington trans icon. spends 1/3rd of his time dickless or with no bottom half and inspires us all. has 200000 STDs and a dream.

Also there's this fucking episode where Randall who's from New Jersey goes back to his home town and has to deal with his internlized homophobia (excuse me ZOMBIEPHOBIA) re: small town gays vs big city gays and it's just really fucking real idk idk idk. And you think it's gonna be straight people doing a hamfisted metaphor but at the end of the episode his dad does this:

anyway watch Ugly Americans which ran for 2 seasons on comedy central in fucking 2010

[destinyc1020]

I actually used to think they were real (and maybe they are?🤷🏾‍♀️) but this year, certain things about their relationship have seemed a bit contrived and pap-heavy??

I think Kaustin is real couple who love calling the paps tbh i noticed now shes nt papped as often (nt once/twice a week lik she used to b) n that may be since she has more events shes going to (this book awards with her mom, academy museum, etc), so her team prob dnt feel lik she need them now. She bout to film for a movie soon too so maybe once shes an "established" actress (whatever that means to her/her team and if she gets to that level) i feel lik she wont b papped as much (just imo).

I agree, I dnt see them as a couple who are "best friends" 1st. They seem to b very attracted to each other by all the Deuxmoi sightings saying that their always making out (lmao) bt it seems different from him/Vanessa who seemed like friends and lovers (this is based off of nuthing bt just a vibe lol).

Idk girl.... I can't really explain it. It's just a vibe that I get in my GUT that something is OFF about them. Not to mention, he's been losing weight this entire year, and hasn't even looked happy at times. 😔

The stark difference in how Austin looked last year vs. how he has looked this year is just crazy to me.

This year, he has not seemed like a man in a happy relationship TO ME. Usually when you're in love in a wonderful relationship, you're practically GLOWING. I don't sense that energy from him? But hey, maybe it's just me. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Look, I'm always 100% HONEST here on my blog about what I think lol. 😅 I just have to be honest about what my gut is feeling. It's the same "off" feeling that I had when Z was dating JE, and when Tom was dating Olivia. Like, something is not right. Something is OFF.

But hey, I could be totally wrong, and Austin and Kaia could be the happiest couple in the world! 😅 They might get married tomorrow for all I know. #shrug

I don't know a single thing about what goes on behind closed doors. All I know is the feeling that I get. His vibe with Kaia is totally different than his vibe was with Vanessa. And yes, I think he and Vanessa were actual close FRIENDS as well as lovers, and they just seemed more in tune to each other.

Not to bring up a whole lot of pics of "the ex", but these are just receipts. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Their vibe just seemed so much more in love, and just genuine imo.

Like I said, it's difficult to explain, but that's just what my gut is saying. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[eyndr-stories]

YOU!!! I WAS DISTRACTED BY SPACE GAME BUT

1. Your first OC ever?

4. A character you rarely talk about?

13. Do you have any troublemaker OCs?

43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It’s time to confess (i bet i can guess something for that one kldgj)

ME!!!!! >:3

1 - I think my first ever OC that i can remember was this little dinosaur fella I would draw all the time in paper margins way back in middle school, I don't actually have any pics on my computer but I doodled him real quick for ya

Binosaur cause his head is just the letter B fdkjgjhgfdkfdg

4 - Lianel!!!!! I don't think I've ever shared them anywhere?? I made them back in highschool (hence the old signature, I went by a different name back then), I actually made a short little comic of them exploring this ruined world that I can't find >:( It's hiding in a sketchbook somewhere i hope and I just haven't scanned it. But anyhoo! Lianel is on the run for space crimes!! Jury's out on whether or not they actually committed said crimes or were framed though. They found their ancient armor from the ruins of a resistance organization that died out a long time ago, but when you're on the run you take what you can get. They've got a funky staff that an even funkier little magic blob lives in, so long as Lianel takes them on adventures, since the little blob can't travel on their own. In return the blob lets Lianel use some of their magic when they get into trouble. I don't think I ever named the blob??????????

13 - Hehohoho!!!!! >:D This is Calcifur!!! They look small and unassuming but they will steal your wallet fhgjhkgfjklhgf

Cal loves being gay and doing crimes, especially graffiti in places they're not supposed to, although after they met Lato they toned it down a lot and now stick to mostly silly pranks. Calcifur is one of the main three fellas I used to draw a whooooole lot before I fell out of doing art for a good while, and i will definitely be using this as an excuse to talk about them gjhfijhgfd but first, more about Calcifur! Cal's skin glows and changes color with their mood, (neutrally they're blue) and they've got a nifty pair of headphones that can transform into a stylish neck kerchief. They can speak, but can only be heard by people they want to hear them. And now the trio!

MY MAIN BLORBOS..... I LOVE THEM

Ok so the other two are Lato and Cube (bet you can't guess who's who lmao) Lato is my fluffy puff ball sweet boy, friendliest fella you'll ever meet. He's naturally very curious and aims to be pals with everyone he meets. He's semi aware of his being an artistic creation, though he's pretty chill about it. Cube on the other hand, is fully aware and somewhat peeved at me about it jhgdkhgdjkjhgfd Cube is a straightforward know it all with a short temper and vast knowledge. Originally I made him to be a companion to Lato, to keep him company in the void (since I was very bad about never drawing any sort of backgrounds lmao) and to answer Lato's many ceaseless questions for me. He often shows up doodled in the margins of whatever I'm working on to make snide jokes about something or other or yell at me to stay focused. Now a days the three live together in a nice house out in the forest and have fun domestic style shenanigans. I could talk about these three for a thousand years so I'll stop here because this whole ask has already gotten slightly out of hand kgfdhlkdjgfhgj

43 - (Looks at my crew of just the silliest lil guys. Jokesters and pranksters abound) Idk can't think of anything

dkhfjhlgdgljgfh I do really like silly characters, and characters with more simple designs that are easier for me to doodle here and there without taking too much time or energy. Cube is VERY popular in my notes and sketchbooks. Funny enough a lot of sillier characters are more recent creations, characters I made in highschool and earlier had more tragic / serious backstories. Oh, I also draw a LOT of little creatures, just strange monster things. Not sure if they count as OCs, most aren't even named or I only drew once or twice, but I do love me a creature