#but idc i'll do it again

[beesholmes]

i use this site to rant more often than i should

[biblically-accurate-dca]

@vanweek2024 day 6 - spare

vanny goes bowling !

[cursedfortune]

Her obsidian gaze squinted, enjoying the liveliness of the people as the yearly festival settled in for the week. As per tradition the witch had brought out her stand on wheels, one used solely for six days of fortune telling only to be converted on the last day into a lucky stand. A kissing booth, as it were. The final days of a festival were always the most potent with potential, ripe for her to bless mortals with her favor or curse them for the year. Though the tales of the morbid witch have gone quiet as the eras passed, Mortem still found herself amused by the mortals that dared approach the colorful and yet ominous booth. Fortunes? It said and beneath it sat the witch, an easy going smile as her fingers traced the wood. Try your luck! The sign below her encouraged. Luck? At what? Mortals come and go. Some receive good fortune, a blessing in some manner. Others are politely rejected, disappointed by their potential - a curse in hopes they'd be better next year. The rare few she stares at with a sharpened gaze that almost is something akin to disgust. They flee her when her hand twitches, as if to grab for something that isn’t there. How does one win a game of fortune when it has no rules? Mortem’s attention shifted then, settling upon them. A look of knowing that comes and goes as her gaze is dragged elsewhere - scouting for potentials to beckon with a single glance. A vague but knowing smile curved its way upon her ashen lips, as if the outcome was one she has seen already.

Information to take part is below the cut.

I haven't done this in a while but here we are. If any of this isn't clear to you, just inquire. This is set up so that if you have any muse(s) interested in having their fortune read, they need only approach her stand. Consider it an open starter. To take part you can either: Send an ask with your muse approaching and stating the kind of fortune they wish to have read or if you'd prefer it in the style of a thread, tag me in a separate post. And people who prefer to do it on Discord can just shoot me a DM or tag me in our server. :)

Mortem will give a reading based on what you're inquiring about (subject-wise). The past, present, future. Something specific, something generalized? You can ask for a tarot, palm or crystal ball reading. If you want to provide your own cards for the tarot reading, you can. I'll have Mortem pull by default.

So be sure to arrived with a question! And if you want something more specific, just ask me. ^^

A heads up: There is a chance for Mortem to physically touch your muse(s), lightly kiss their face or hand depending if she believes they deserve a strong blessing of good fortune. There is also the high chance she'll bless or curse someone once it is over. Obviously you don't have to do anything with it, but this is her area of expertise so if you come for a fortune reading please note it will happen and there's no slipping out of it/dodging her blessings or curses. To receive absolutely nothing means she might show up later with a knife. :)

Good luck!

[dollypopup]

oh hey, fancy meeting you here, you're looking bomb dot com, anywhoozle did you know it was Loving Colin Bridgerton hours for the next foreseeable future? yeah boss said it's all hands on deck, mhm, we're pulling overtime, it's gonna be great

And for anyone in disagreement please take this and use it freely thank you and goodnight

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Me after watching the Sonic Unleashed cutscenes: So so you so you're telling me that Sonic is god's gaia's special little guy???😭

[starswallowingsea]

it's so alkaover

we're so crazy:Back

[the-spaced-out-ace]

if there's something about me it's that i'll put mariah characters in the Time Loop

[beeholyshit]

"The Moon looks beautiful tonight doesn't It....?"

[gammaraydeath]

watching a deadline rapidly approach while i do fuckall about it 😚💖😋😜💫💗🌞

[badcountryofficial]

I'll just substance abuse and kms I guess since no one wants to listen to me 🤪🤪

[ishikawayukis]

"brow blindness blush blindness money piece blindness" fucking let people look however they wanna look and if they wanna laugh at themselves let them but fucking stoooooooooop commenting that shit on people that aren't even participating in this dumb trend

[roberrtphilip]

do you have a favorite Giselle outfit across both movies?

I sure do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this dress is Everything to Me, I love it So much. and my second favorite is technically Robert's outfit but

I just really love that he lets her borrow his pajamas, it's so cute 🤧 Also, special shoutout to this dress, which we only see for a few seconds, but I think it's Very Cute

For the second movie, I can't really say I love any of her dresses. I think the only ones I somewhat vibe with (aside from her peacock dress) are these

but even then I'm not. crazy about them (the middle is probably my fave, if I had to pick). they're certainly her best looks from the sequel, though, at least to me. something about her other dresses just. idk they didn't feel quite right to me, but ya know what Amy Adams movie does feel very Gisellecore in terms of costuming? The Muppets

particularly the blue one and the pink one with the flowers,,, god these fits scream Giselle.

but anywho !! the dress she made from Morgan's sheets is my absolute fave overall, I think it's the cutest/prettiest and the most fun! I love that her shoulders are out, and I love the frills (?) around the top a lot :3

[angelmichelangelo]

ik you don't write for phandom anymore but mmard had such a cultural impact on the community. phanfic isn't really the same now and i miss you <3

oh wow thanks haha. idk if i'd give it such a high badge of honour lol

it never ceases to surprise me that after all these years i still get a trickling of mmard asks in my inbox. yall are real ones fr lmao

like. that fic was BAD in parts. it was badly written, not edited and each chapter was made on the fly and the whole plot as a whole was all over the place.. if i was still active in that community it'd be something i'd for sure be rewriting now and making 1000x better. but i appreciate the love nonetheless. thanks for stopping by anon :) take care of yourself!

[redamanccys]

when your outfit is so uncomfortable but it's pretty so you'll have to do

[ya-gurl-emily]

order 86 Ratchet online to complete my tfp autobot cast*

shows up 2 weeks later, defective copy

have to mail it back (need a new box cause i don't have the actual one) wait for that to go through, then order him again from bbts at higher price

have to wait another month cause they hate shipping to ireland