#but im going to pretend i’m not

[exclusiivelyd]

everyday one man constantly reminds me why i will never treat a man w respect again

[sofitai28]

im starting uni in a week. terrified. have a merlin i drew to comfort myself

[whimsyprinx]

I feel like now is a good time to announce that I’m in the process of moving blogs! Im doing so for a few reasons, the main one being paranoia, so for that reason I won’t be saying my new urls publicly so like please dm me if you’d like my new url so you can follow me there! I’ll be reblogging this post a lot so ppl can see it (so sorry if you get annoyed by that)!

I’m also remaking my discord account as well so if we’re friends on there then feel free to message me for my new username!

friends and mutuals please do reblog so shared friends/mutuals have a higher chance seeing it!

[httpiastri]

this is one of the best things i’ve seen all year 😭

[nuppu-nuppu]

Ignore if you don’t want to read about me being stupid once again

[lunargrapejuice]

any Artem thoughts you have i would love to hear 🎤 the best boy ever needs some attention hehe

oh my dear beloved gray i have so many artem thoughts hehe 🩷🩷🩷🩷

here are a few - minors you better stop reading now thanks 😛

ive been very in my clit kisser artem vibes, it’s been on my mind all day! just how sweet & so fucking hot he is between your legs, not yet taking your panties off & sickly tender as he’s kissing your pussy through the soaking fabric but ahhhh he looks like pure lustful sin, azure eyes endless & full of desire, his chest & back rising & falling with every deep breath he takes of you, his messy hair that tickles your legs, the huge bulge in his pants when he sits up to slide your panties off your legs before leaning in to kiss your clit that’s been aching for more of him he’s so good at it too😭

& while im on the subject of his huge bulge idk maybe it’s just me but this man is packing ??? & he’s the type that he doesn’t realize he’s that big & is to fucking cute & flustered & hard when you try to tell him aaaa okay okay ive got more he’s been on my mind so much & you are my only artem friend to even share these thoughts with & im sorry these are all horny

im sorry but i will just never get over how much artem loves your thighs. the way your stockings squish the tops of them when you’re dressed up or the peak of them he gets when you sit passenger in his car & your skirt rides up a little (something he very gentlemanly fixes for you like he’s not trying to stop himself from being half hard at something so small). having them around his head (did i mention how much he loves going down on you??)

sex in his movie theater room, the lights of the screen at your back making you look like some kind of angel calling his name as you ride him & he holds your hips, maybe trying to slow you down? maybe pulling you down harder? a bit of both? hehe though he looks plenty heavenly too with his head leaning back, pretty pink lips parted, sweat glistening on his chest, the bob of his throat ajdkdkdkdk

[burnpyygmalion]

i think ppl who are super online or into fandom should watch/read/etc something without ever touching fandom discourse or making aus or shipping characters just like every once in a while

[will-wood-confessions]

I lied about my age to get into a Will Wood concert. I waltzed into that concert at the age of 15 pretending to be 18 and my dad only went with it because he had already bought the tickets and he was going to get his money's worth

(rant in tags)

[uminoiru]

LOCAL MAN KIDNAPS SNAILS!

Saul “Soul” Everett is the lead singer of Death Wish, and one of my many mcs for @infamous-if <3

random info + tatts below ~

- soul’s love for bugs would eventually have him ordering a pair of snails. he's named the pair Winston and Cosmo, who he loves dearly. though him purchasing them was a bit impulsive, he does know how to care for snails and has taken care of other insects in the past (has had a pet spider at once </3). since botb, soul has left his children in the care of a close friend (outside the band).

- much of his tattoos are of insects. the exceptions to his theme are: seven’s initials that he refuses to get rid of (not pictured), Rowan’s art for the band (not pictured), a traditional double heart for his parents, an upside down bat, and soul’s weapon form from soul eater. he still enjoys getting tattoos and generally doesn’t think too much about them when he gets them.

- most def has a secret tiktok acc for his snail babies where he makes content similar to @/mildhippie. he’s only really been able to keep under the radar because he doesn’t show his face or talk, preferring to use a voice filter and only show his hands when crushing eggs <3 unlike his insp. he tends to tell ppl that leave nasty comments to fuck off <3 he also likes pretending to use it in food to freak ppl out (I.e. eating bursting boba)

- is a whole geek. is very much into animation and anime. if asked abt it he will talk abt it excitedly tho it’s not really smth he’ll bring up on his own. he also does NOT like ppl that say it’s for kids ,, some notable faves include but not limited to: yugioh, soul eater, death note, ninja turtles, sonic, invader zim, ruby gloom, Daria, etc. etc.

[whumpy-wyrms]

GUYS i have to give a six minute demonstration speech for my oral/interpersonal communications class later AND. AND like two weeks ago when we were planning it i didn’t know what to do it on so my teacher said something art related since she knows i like to draw. so i chose to. to give a speech in front of like 20 other people in my grade on HOW TO DRAW ANTONNNNN AND I’M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THAT SPEECH LS TOFDAY AND I HAVENT PRACTICED IT AT ALLLLLL LMAO IM SO FUCKED

[pervybutch]

asking for tickles and being told “only if you do [insert humiliating thing]” only for them to tickle u after and say “i would have tickled you either way, i just wanted to see if you’d do it”

[mcybree]

good morning! i’m insane about the coven again!

(thinks about cleo learning that betrayal is inevitable and people are out for themselves and that there are very few people that they can trust. who had been stabbed in the back by the very first person she had met in this world. and then they meet el who is earnest and insecure and vulnerable and inexperienced and they go “this is someone i can Trust.” and never sees her as anything other than a friend and rival who stands on equal ground. and scott is also someone cleo can Trust because he’s proven himself to her over and over again, lifetime after lifetime. thinks abt c!cleo and trust)

you are sick and twisted for sending me this you know that. in 2024 no less

[dipyronegirl]

thinking (and rewatching..) inside job again and i dont think rand is that bad of a father? i mean, he made a lot of mistakes and he doesn’t even feel bad ab it, even tho he traumatized reagan and a lot, but he was never absent. he acts like he cared ab reagan’s career just bc it could help his career, but that’s not true. he pushes her to be the best all the time and it’s bad, but he genuinely cares ab her so much. and the whole ‘creating crises to force her to hang out w him’ thing is fucked up, but it’s cute that he just wants to hang out w her that bad. most fathers literally don’t care enough ab their kids to do any of that. most fathers don’t even know their kids as much as he knows her. maybe my standards are just insanely low, probably, but he’s a better parent than 90% of the parents i know

[angelstrawbabie420]

are my extreme mood swings due to my pmdd, audhd, cptsd, or is it bipolar: i will never know and all i do is confuse my therapists

[bright-and-burning]

anyone wanna play that little word game . the one where ppl send in words n i search it up in my docs . im sitting waiting for code to run rn and its gonna take a While sooooo i am surreptitiously writing on my phone but i need brain breaks . or i’ll DIE

[quietwingsinthesky]

very funny to me that even is very Not immortal. at best, their current age is fucky-wucky because getting stuck in a dimensional bubble and then unstuck via Shenanigans will do that to you. they don’t know how old they are but it’s probably older than they look, but they do know they aren’t going to live as long as either time lord in their life. and what im saying is that if there are Century Long Plots happening, even has to be dropped off at the end to wait like someone stuck at the bus stop to the apocalypse.