#but kuwei too

[neptune-scythe]

Once again going feral over wesper and their queerplatonic feral cat boyfriend that breaks into their house and watches them while they sleep

[kazscrows]

I keep seeing people say things like “Why would we want a SoC spin-off they’ve already used the entire plot” and I’m like?? Did we read the same books???

What about The Ice Court Heist? Kuwei? Van Eck? “I’m going to get my money, Kaz vowed. And I’m going to get my girl.”??? The sugar fiasco? The auction at the exchange??

[heartrender6]

everyone loves a traumatized unhinged witty character until they're not white

[fricklefracklefloof]

UR TELLING ME IM NEVER GONNA SEE KUWEI YUL-BO ON SCREEN FOR REAL

[sixcrowsinateacup]

Jesper: This is bad. This is really bad.

Nina: Dude, what is it?

Jesper: I kissed Kuwei.

Nina: Woah, I owe Inej so much money.

[anabetel35]

If you like Kuwei, whatever you do, just don’t think about how he probably grew up isolated from his peers because of his father’s status. How he probably took to reading because no one around him could spare a single second for him. How, when he and his father had to flee the country and were captured by the Fjerdans, he probably realized that what happened to him was a perfect backstory for a main character of some epic story. How, when he had to watch his father try to create a drug that could enslave and kill nearly all Grisha in the world, people just like the two of them, his biggest comfort came from the silly belief that at the end of his story, he too would have everything that he wanted — a family, a lover, a friend, just anyone who would finally care about him. Recognition. Joy. Love.

How, when his father died and he was left alone, a small, delusional, cruel part of him was almost sure that it was necessary for him to then be loved. How, when the Crows came for him, deep down, he fully expected them to be his new family. How, even when everyone was cold to him on the ship, he still tired to convince himself that it was because one of theirs was on the brink of death. How he dumbly tried to tell himself that they won’t actually turn him over to the merchant that wants him because they’re reasonable people. How he spent his days and nights in a cold tomb, pushing down the memories of his now dead father and his grim future, all alone, curled up in a corner.

How he had developed a crush on Jesper, bright, kind, warm Jesper, as if he could do anything else, and then had to watch helplessly as that ray of sunshine ignored him, as he got closer to the boy that had his face. How his skills and efforts were ignored just because what he might know seemed far more important to the people around him. How, not more than two days before the auction where his death would be faked, he got kissed by the man he began to adore and then was disliked for it by the only member of the team that actually tried to befriend him for a while.

How he had to stand tall in front of all the people, all those merchants, the royalty, the warriors, the guards, the farmers, the children, everyone, all the people who came to the Church of barter just to see who he’d be sold to. How he had to trust the six teens who only had qualms about killing him because he was worth a whole lot of money, with his life as different governments called out numbers that could feed the whole world for an entire lifetime. How the last thing that he could’ve seen before he died if the bullet that hit his chest missed his button even by a single hair, was the chaos ‘Brekker and his Crows’ started.

How, when he woke up, he barely had any time to calm down because one of the teens, the Drüskelle, was dead. How he now had to mourn him now, too, along with all that he lost. How, when he was laying down on the ship to pretend he’s dead, he realized that the people he saw as his saviors less than two months ago, and as the thing that he wanted more than life, didn’t care for him at all anymore. That they might even be happier if he died. How, as he neared the sea, he couldn’t help but feel like he’d let his one chance at happiness higher along the canal and that he was now destined for a life of despair.

How, when he arrived to the Little Palace, he wasn’t met with kindness or friendly faces. How he had to hide the fact that the thing he worked on day and night was the cure to a drug that his father had created, a drug that could’ve destroyed Grisha all around the world. How he was their only hope in the war against Fjerda. How he spent his nights awake dreaming of being a part of the family that the Crows clearly were. How he couldn’t seem to fit in anywhere he went.

Most importantly of all, don’t think about the fact that he’d been alone all his life.

[jeansyvesmoreau]

every crow should have been able to say fuck at least once in canon actually they deserve it

[lilisouless]

Nina is a kind and respectful soul who would never wear white on a wedding not do anything that resembles an attempt to overshadow the bride.

The GROOM on another hand, let´s just say she rocked that black suit better than Kaz could ever dream off

[bytaylorswift]

i need the soc spinoff for the simple fact i need to know which gorgeous person theyre going to cast as kuwei

[bloodsoaked-rainbows]

for the character bingo - how ‘bout imogen and/or literally any soc character? - @lavender-temult

imogen mah GIRL:

she's just so perfect <3

and for the soc character, I could hardly pick just one, so I went with Kuwei, but I honestly wanna do it for all the rest of 'em so I may do that later 😂

DOUBLE BINGO for my boi!! Idk if my opinions are popular or not, I just feel like I like him more than the average fan

(Send me a character(s) to fill out a bingo for!!)

[pomnenka-kyticka]

My favorite inferni chaos of a guy. People hating on him like they weren't 15 yo with a crush on Jesper too.

[downn-in-flames]

six of crows as taylor swift albums with no explanation

kanej: red

wesper: 1989

helnik: evermore

kaz: reputation

inej: speak now

jesper: midnights

wylan: folklore

matthias: fearless

nina: lover

kuwei: debut

(also: six of crows as taylor swift albums with explanation)

[bl4ckth0rn3]

I just wanna take a moment to say I really fucking hate Kuwei. That little bitch knew what he was doing.

[heartrender6]

what the fuck is wrong with you 😭

you know I was totally with you until "he starts talking in a shu accent." BABE THAT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE ANYTHING BESIDES ABHORRENT RACISM??

wylan messing with jesper: "ching chong ling long 🥡🥢🥟🧧🧧🎋🍚🍚 tikki tikki tembo no sa rem bo i ruv rice🍚🍚 🥢" *gong sound affect like in a racist 80s sitcom*

too many people think its harmless to post ignorant shit like this online. I am begging you to think before you post. and yall in the 39 notes? I hope you're embarrassed too. this may not seem like a big deal to you but I cannot, in good faith, let this slide.

"Oh but OP isn't saying he's mocking ALL shu people, just kuwei!" It is never funny to mock ethnolects. And if you think this even makes it better you are just wrong. The joke is that kuwei is shu. that's it. And if you don't see the problem with that you seriously need to do some introspecting about how you perceive race and racism.

sincerely, a chinese person 😊 😊 peace and ruv

[mistylakeee]

Brainrot headcanon Kaz discussing what jewel he wants to get/steal for Inej’s wedding ring with Jesper and Wylan it’s time for me to go to bed

[ephemeralgalaxies]

JURDA PAREM?!?!?!?!???!!