#ice court heist

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz and Matthias being mean to each other in chapter 29 my beloveds.

Kaz: How do we cross? I don't see anything.

Matthias: Because you are not worthy.

Kaz: I'm also not near sighted. There's nothing there.

Matthias: We go from aspirant to novice drüskelle in the ceremony at the sacred ash.

Kaz: Where the tree talks to you.

Matthias: (resisting the urge to shove Kaz into the ice moat) Where we hope to hear the voice of Djel.

Kaz: All this to be a witch hunter? The Dregs need a better initiation.

Matthias: This is only one part of Hringkälla.

Kaz: Yes, I know, then a tree tells you the secret handshake.

Matthias: Chilly, Brekker?

Kaz: If only we had time for a swim. Get moving.

Matthias: I feel sorry for you, Brekker. There is nothing sacred in your life.

Matthias: And the magic tricks?

Kaz: (snorts) So you don't think I'm a demon anymore?

Matthias: I know you're a demon, but your tricks are human.

[sofaloaf]

what i love about inej convincing nina to join the crows is that she does so by saying that kaz can break matthias out of hellgate. nina is a heartrender. she proves multiple times throughout the show that she can easily tell when people are lying. and she also proves that she has no mercy for people who lie about being able to get matthias out of hellgate (ex. pekka). but she goes with inej to see kaz. why?

because inej wasn’t lying.

inej truly believes that kaz is smart enough to break someone out of the highest security prison in ketterdam, even though he clearly (as of s&b season 2) does not think that he could. we love some good kanej mutual simping.

and if we do get a six of crows spin off…inej, oh honey, just you wait until you see what your man can do.

[eventidesworld]

Things we could have seen in the spin-off

Wylan's backstory

Inej's backstory

Matthias freed from Hellgate

Matthias joining the Crows

Kuwei

Colm Fahey

Van Eck (To insult him)

Kaz and Inej reunited

More Helnik

More Wesper (Probably some Wesper drama!)

The "What is the best way to steal a man's wallet?" quote

The "My ghost won't associate with your ghost" quote

Inej touching Kaz's cheek

Inej wearing Kaz's gloves (Just imagine his oversized gloves on her little hands) and climbing the incinerator

Kaz smiling genuinely near the end of the Ice Court heist like in the books

Shirtless Kaz

Kaz soaking wet with the front of his shirt ripped open like in the books

The scene where Inej is sitting on his windowsill with her face turned to the sun and he looks at her and feels like a boy again

Inej and Kaz first meeting at the Menagerie

Helnik drama and kiss

Nina and Inej's scene on the boat where they bitch-talk about the boys

The "I would have come for you" quote

Kaz carrying an injured Inej to the boat and ripping out Oomen's eyeball

Kanej hand-holding at the end

ainadelothwen mentioned Kaz and Jesper's fight scene, that too!

Perhaps a redo of the bathroom scene, but this time he takes his gloves off and kisses her neck

Oh, wait! Another one! "Scheming face? "Definitely" (It's a crime we don't have this one yet)

celeste-star mentioned Kaz and Wylan falling through the ceiling in the Van Eck mansion

I WOULD BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE NETFLIX INDUSTRY IF I COULD!!!!

[martinakl13]

One of the funniest things in SoC is Matthias' motion sickness. He's the dreaded drüskelle and yet he is bent over the railing of the Ferolind, vomiting, while all the Barrel rats are perfectly fine.

[atlasdoe]

with Wylan and Jesper already in a relationship for the ice court heist, Kaz not telling Jesper that Wylan isn't on the ship when it blows it up at the end of soc is just going to be that extra bit cruel

[mexicankazbrekker]

somtimes i think about the fact that i could never be a crow. they have so much will to live. personally im laying down and dying.

[wylanslcve]

I will never move on from how not only did the Crows steal the tank from the Ice Court, but the entire time Wylan is smiling to himself and then absolutely LOSES IT once they've escaped. Like the crew has just stolen a tank from a high-security prison, narrowly escaping death, but Wylan physically can't stop laughing and is quite literally snorting with laughter at the image of the Fjerdans firing uselessly in the tank's direction with the Fjerdan might banner caught in its treads. He could have died but he's laughing hysterically at how stupid the Fjerdans look as they failed to prevent literal children (who have STOLEN ONE OF THEIR TANKS) from escaping their high-security prison. This has got to be one of my favourite underrated Wylan moments.

[kmcintyre870]

All i’m going to say is that Oak would rock this

[ambericesage]

Matthias, raising his glass: I have something to say

Matthias: I cannot believe I’ve already survived another twelve months of absolute fuckery with you all

Matthias: Cheers

[somelokivariant]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Kaz: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Wylan: ...I did. I broke it.

Kaz: No. No you didn't. Jesper?

Jesper: Don't look at me. Look at Matthias.

Matthias: What?! I didn't break it.

Jesper: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Matthias: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Jesper: Suspicious.

Matthias: No, it's not!

Inej: If it matters, probably not, but Nina was the last one to use it.

Nina: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Inej: But then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Nin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Inej!

Wylan: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kaz.

Kaz: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Jesper: Kaz... Kuwei's been awfully quiet.

Kuwei: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Kaz, to a camera 10 minutes later: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Kaz: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Kaz: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

[anxiousandpessimistic]

Wylan: (sees Jesper having a gmabling addiction, way too much trauma, internally hating himself, hiding his grisha powers, accidentaly ruining the ice court heist) Wylan: Yep, seems like the good life for me.

[marvinthecrow]

Six of Crows Incorrect Quotes (again!)

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[whats-todays-hyperfixation]

okay you have the haha funny "i didnt understabd the ice court heist i dont think anyone did, not even kaz" PLEASE TELL YOU GUYS ARENT BEING SERIOUS. LIKE WHERE DID THE READING COMPREHENSION GO?? DO I NEED TO GET MY RED STRING BOARD OUT?? PLEASE TELL ME YOUR KIDDING

[rabbitholessk]

Kaz Brekker regurgitating a bomb every two hours is something only a 17 year old with a penchant for revenge and the promise of cold hard cash (4 million kruge) would be able to think up.

[martinakl13]

The Ice Court Heist is just a school trip with Matthias as the teacher. No one can prove me otherwise.

[zoya-withthepoodlesalready]

Shadow and Bone show CANCELLED? RIP Ice Court Heist, possibilities of Dark!Alina, Zoyalai my beloved, Kanej drama, everything. You will be sorely grieved 🙏😞