botanyshitposts · 4 months ago
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me explaining to my grandma that the turkey tail and golden oyster mushrooms and birds nest fungi growing on her huge backyard tree stump are simply eating the dead wood to return it to the soil and they're cute and colorful and add to the whimsy of her landscaping and are not causing the weeds in other places of the yard or harming her little white dog
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kingfuc · 4 months ago
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Playing the pocky game hehe~
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inkskinned · 1 year ago
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
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nothingbizzare · 8 months ago
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When u forgot to bleach your hair because u helped stop world domination
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raihanijulie · 2 days ago
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After my last post where i found the similliarities between our 'ark siblings' and 'unbreakable bond', i decided to... swap their fates for silly. A WHAT IF. What if the siblings swap roles/fate???? And kawboom. It inspired me to make an au.
Idk what to call it but, temporary will go by Other Fate Siblings AU! I suppose i'll explain a lil bit of the au about :3 Still basically like in the canon, but theres changes in their journey that leads to another new storyline:
Ark Siblings. Just like in the canon, Maria is sick and Shadow is a project built for G.U.N AND also to cure her. In this AU, luckily Shadow's existance succeed on curing Maria and the attack never actually happened because the project, Shadow has alot of purpose. Everyone in the ark comes home to earth safely and continue life as usual. Shadow becomes an asset of G.U.N (can b sum kinda agent of G.U.N), works whenever needed. He is still able to keep up with his big sister, Maria, who is now very energized since she is fully healed. She has alot of curiosity of the earth and loves to travel around... of course, Shadow as her brother have the need to accompany her.
Unbreakable Bond. Again, just like in the canon, Sonic found Tails and decided to take care of him as if he is apart of the family... slowly both of them build connections and treat each other as brothers. They went through alot of adventures together. Sonic's existance has big impact on Tails as he is the only close person he cared for. Unnnfortunately, in this AU, Sonic died for sacrificing himself on a mission... protecting other people and Tails. This breaks Tails alot since he lost his one and only important person. Losing guide, he'd revenge this cruel world for his brother's death. (He thinks his life is never fair <"3)
These designs i made would prolly change as i work on the AU!!!! Feel free to keep up cuz i hav alot of plans for this au alrd HEKSIOWKSLSL... feel free to ask too in my question box... i love answering hehe. Who knowz itll help me develop the lore >:]
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starsillys · 8 months ago
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HUMANOIDs humanoids sdesigns for the silly’s SILLY
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anyway a little (🤏) little more detailed description of their fits below the cut,,, no big deal if you read them hhaha (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAPELEASPLE)
sam wears those Hawaiian shirts and wears mismatched socks (brightly colored) with sandals with brightly coloured yellow rubber gloves!!!!! He always wants to start cleaning but just,,, never gets around to it he’s so lasy lol (so much so he procrastinates on taking off the gloves as well wtf) , jade is kind of insane and is so cheery happy she loves pins and tags and stickers and stuffs and she always zooms around with her crazy skates with different colour wheels (everytime she zooms there’s a little rainbow trail coming from her shoes) she has her iconic pink bow obv and can pull out literally anything in her overall dress pocket… like pencils, lollipops, comically large hammers,,, it’s very silly!! KINITO he is not so flashy he’s kind of plain,, usually wears a tank top and shorts yk,,, or sometimes like formal dress shirts and ties when he’s getting slash srs!! He wears jammas,, absolutely dripped out when it’s the sleeps time,, got the epper fit with the candle and hat and nightgown, everything!!! He wears his glasses a lot,,, not just for reading (he has very bad vision overall)
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virune · 3 months ago
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genuinely never understood the preoccupation with bullying people for being harmlessly weird. like if seeing someone wearing eccentric clothing or having an unusual hobby elicits some kind of unfounded aggression in you then i don't know what to tell you. get a grip maybe
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speakercrab666 · 2 months ago
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Republican Green Day fans just now realising American Idiot is about them has gotta be the funniest thing i've ever fucking seen. like my guy they are a pop punk band. they be popping and punking. they've BEEN popping and punking. who the fuck did u think they were talking about????????
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legogender · 7 hours ago
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how it feels knowing we r gonna get morro and evil jay and arin corruption arc in the same season
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year ago
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DAVE: you guys dont know how much south park and adult animated sitcoms hurt me. my bro has watched adult animated sitcoms all day every day for half my life and everything he says is a family guy reference or something. i came out to him as trans and he literally says like "well you know on family guy they at first had a hard time with this kind of thing but later they came around. that was a good lesson" its like his religion
JUNE: somehow, the weirdest aspect of this is that watching family guy made your brother LESS transphobic.
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shiresmthn · 2 years ago
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HELLO i am still very VERY much obsessed with this man
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milkweedman · 6 months ago
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Love it when people barge into my comments or ask box all confused about the penis thing. Like I promise you that if you scroll like 10 posts you will understand that I always do this and it's normal. It's nothing to write home about. The answer is easy but also you don't need an answer and will probably survive even if you never find out why I put penis and cock on all my fiber arts posts. It's OK.
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robobee · 4 months ago
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in my heart of hearts Adam cheating on Ronan throughout greywaren is so canon I keep forgetting it doesn't happen. adam bad bisexuality rep forever he keeps his engagement ring ON while fucking around
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fraternum-momentum · 6 months ago
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I THINK I GOT IT??????????? THEY SAID THEY WOULD TALK TO THE MANAGERS AT THE OFFICES WHERE I LIVE CLOSER SO I THINK I GOT IT BUT I NEED TO TALK TO ANOTHER GUY AGAIN
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leonardalphachurch · 3 months ago
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sometimes i remember that most north fans don’t write him as an absolute insane person ethical manipulative girlfriend style and i’m like. what is he even then… just a pleasant white man? you know what. more power to you if you need a pleasant white man for a blorbo but god that could not be me
#most ppl write north as just like. a nice person i think.#i know him though. i know him.#like nork is SUCH a popular ship (at least like. historically) and every time i see it i go ‘haha that would never work’#and then i remember. oh right most ppl write these guys as like. just kind of decent dudes.#nork to me is like. worlds first ethical manipulative girlfriend (not actually ethical) x worlds first manic pixie dream Nice Guy#who both have literally no identity of their own and sure aren’t actually giving each other one#they’d be so miserable…#constant battle of ‘can’t you see what a sacrifice i’m making for you’#neither of them would ever admit anything was wrong. they both think they can fix it forever#just slowly falling apart. it’s fine :) they’re fine :)#n\orkington is even more baffling#i genuinely couldn’t even imagine the dynamic there#like i know it’s pfl uwu baby wash but even still#he’d be so miserable they’d treat him like shit ToT#oh god north/wash. wash run. WASH RUN.#noooo wash my little chameleon you can’t stay with him he’s going to make you his baby bird#he wouldn’t even realize ToT he wouldn’t even know why he’s unhappy. oh god. wash RUNNNNNNN#i just don’t think north should be in a relationship basically#‘what about churchnorth’ okay. let’s be real. do we really think church should be being in a relationship???#their toxicity perfectly cancels each other out into like. something that’s actually good for both of them#wraps all the way back around. horseshoe theory.#okay this has turned into pure rambling. it’s 4am
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bl00dw1tch · 10 months ago
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Watching someone play afop and im so. Oh my god. Oh my GOD. It's literally just a fucking showcase of all the Exact type of shit that has been happening to indigenous people and people of color have been dealing with for Centuries at the hands of white supremacy and imperialism. Like its literally just Showing all that Shit from the perspective of a Na'vi in universe. So it "demonizes" the RDA accordingly. And uet so many fucking reviewers are joshing on it and calling it Boring and Slow and Uninspired and that it makes human's 'cartoonishly evil' LIKE YOU PEOPLE HAVENT LOOKED AT A SINGLE FUCKING CURRENT EVENT IN YOUR LIVES. Oh my god im so mad at all these fucking reviewers now. The fucking AUDACITY to look at something this fucking Honest about the cruelty humans are capable of, while living during the fucking day and age with all this Knowledge we have at our fingertips -- the fucking audacity to look at this game and what the character goes through and not being able to muster up ANY other fucking emotion besides "ubisoft never was great at story anyway so idc lol" fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. Like actually. You can't even fucking ATTEMPT to connect to this story emotionally? Not even a fucking Smidge? Jesus fucking christ people need everything to be spoon fed to them these days. God forbid a piece of media actually ask you to meet it in the middle for once.
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