Jay has the potential to do the funniest thing ever and announce the release of the Underworld Saga on Easter
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So considering that it’s the 54 anniversary of the moon landing I thought I’d share one of my favorite bits of trivia about the mission (along with a bit of a shitpost). So the first every liquid to be poured on the moon was actually whine as Buzz Aldrin took communion in the lunar module (the bread and whine were blessed a few days beforehand by a priest). Buzz wanted to broadcast the ceremony back to earth but decided not to at the request of Deke Slayton because of the controversy surrounding the reading of the book of genesis on Apollo 8.
Here’s where the shitposting comes in: According to Catholics (and other religions sects that believe in transubstantiation) believe that during communion the bread and whine literally becomes the body and blood of Christ. Which is why imho (despite not being religious in any way) it is perfectly accurate to say that Jesus Christ has landed on the moon
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Hi how are we, but humble theorists, supposed to factor in the rasp and razzamataz of Alastor’s “Take it, boys!” line from the pilot. How the fuck does that work.
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Lae'zel is so. She's so. Ugh
She's demanding, self-assured, unhesitating. She's my partner in arms, my guardian, my right hand. She insults me constantly except when I least expect it; then she tells me my scent has driven her out of her mind and she has to have me.
She tells Wyll she hardly believes in love at all. And then wakes me up in the middle of the night as begs me to fight her, to prove that I'm worthy of keeping her!!*
She's devoted to her queen above all else, above reason. She allows you to make her choices for her, even if those choices defy Vlaakith. I tell her the truth that she doesn't want to hear and she approves, and considers it earnestly.
Romanceable character of all time. I'm obsessed with her
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Springtime means horny brain. Springtime means the plants are growing and the people must grow too. Springtime means somebody is going to end up 500 pounds and it could be you or it could be me but it's gotta happen.
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i’ve only really started learning more about the paratroopers/us army side of ww2 since i watched bob but i’ve always been a HUGE aviation nerd especially aviation/the raf in ww2 (i’m gonna lose my mind when masters of the air comes out just warning y’all), mostly bc i’m from southampton which is where supermarine manufactured the spitfire and i’ve always thought that was the coolest thing, but dude i have spitfire shirts, a spitfire tote bag, spitfire socks, i wear a little spitfire chain necklace pretty much every day, plus all the books on them and just warplanes in general. i used to have sailor malan’s 10 rules for air fighting stuck up on my bedroom wall like i am OBSESSED with this shit and y’all…
Y’ALL.
for christmas my mum got me tickets to go to the raf museum in london and do the spitfire experience they offer there which means I GET TO SIT IN THE COCKPIT OF A REAL, ACTUAL SPITFIRE !!!!!!!!! A FUCKING SPITFIRE !!!!! BROOOOOOOO !!!!!!!! I’M LOSING MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIND
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Me while I'm trying to sleep: They're going to have to break into Alicante at some point.....OH MY GOD! They're going to do a heist! Or maybe they try to, but when they break in, there is only one LAST SHADOWHUNTER alive in Alicante!!!
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every time you watch/read about Order 66, or see Vader kill literally anyone, remember that the life in question could probably have been saved if Obi Wan had indulged Anakin’s praise kink
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