#but then again its batter

[angryborzois]

I feel like auto-battle failing me is a sign to actually do my battles manually

[mothscotch]

shut up and quiet down

+ closeups

[reksink]

OFF With Humble Zacharies and A Molting Bad Batter

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

currently baking a slab of muffin batter on a aluminum-foil-lined pan in a convection oven. will let you all know how it goes

[dayurno]

we’ve talked about nurse jean but have you ever thought about nurse kevin. have u. worlds most awkward most attentive nurse in the world. picturing him in scrubs as we speak

OF COURSE I HAVE i listen well obviously i have thought about it. first of all i am into nurse costumes with the little dresses so you can jot it down if you want, but even besides that its really cute……………. little scrubs……….. i feel like although kevin is not a nurturing person at all he would be such a good nurse, if a forceful one….. i think he would do great at telling people what to do and how to do it to get better and all things considered might even be a good nurse. plus if you hit your head really hard and ended up in a hospital and saw kevin day over you checking your vitals wouldnt you think he was an angel?

i wrote a kevjean fic once lovingly titled nurse kevin because it was about the stretch of time jean stayed in palmetto before usc where kevin kind of helped abby take care of jean’s injuries (mostly out of guilt, mostly out of a secret second reason). he was really good and diligent but not gentle at all… truly bulldozing jean back to health…. here’s a funny scene

“Don’t Kevin me, I am serious. If you hurt yourself for any reason, I will make you regret it.” He tilts Jean’s chin back, pushing the mouth of his own bottle through Jean’s lips and forcing water down. As a nurse, Kevin makes a tremendous athlete. “Drink. It’s good to get some water in you every few minutes.”

Cool water slips down his throat. A bit of it drips down the corner of Jean’s mouth, and it must soften the nasty stare he gives Kevin over the bottle. Kevin swipes it away with his thumb, squeezing Jean’s chin, and only pulls away when Jean cannot take it anymore and forcefully grips his wrist.

This is… this is babying, even for Kevin Day.

“I am not an invalid,” Jean tells him, but he is so thoroughly ignored in lieu of Kevin checking on his bandages that it doesn’t matter. “Kevin, I’m fine.”

“You’re fine when I see that you’re fine,” Kevin dismisses him. At last, he straightens up, then taps on the small of Jean’s back for him to do the same. Out of habit, and perhaps something else, Jean does as he says. “Keep your posture up. You might upset your stitches otherwise.”

SO YEAH horrible horrible nurse who does not care at all if you dont want to be healthy…… i need him. he could fix me. he did not fix jean but me for sure he would

[avedoodles]

pitcher fang ⚾️💫

[istherewifiinhell]

on this. the oversharing site?

sort of. actually really just an extension of the freeze to death mentality is the fucking. injured composure/competence thing isnt it. yes yes im injured right now and i know it but look im gonna cope with it soooo well you wouldnt believe. i can put together all the things i need all by myself! see! see! let me clean up this blood while im at it. im in a lot of pain but i can grit my teeth and share a laugh, tell me a joke to pass the time. put on the little jesters hat and bring on the clowns, your about to enter the medical bureaucracy, so lets make this look good kid.

[absentmoon]

roomates had some scary people over so while im waiting to be picked up im thinking about bennyyy

[skeleton-in-a-hoodie]

Thinking about Yoshi doing rat stuff and how his uncles feel about that. Like Yoshi is a rat mutant who got mutated when he was about a month old - this kid has zero memories of being human and looking at photos of himself as a newborn makes him feel weird, because in Yoshi's mind he's a rat, not a human.

At first, whenever he acted more like a rat toddler than a human toddler, I think it really worried his uncles. He couldn't talk yet, so they couldn't ask him why he did that and the parenting books they had were no help.

Taling to April wasn't much good either - June may not be entirely human (Utrom/Kraang genetics inherited from April), but she was more or less a normal kid. April had never had to worry about June climbing up walls with her claws, chewing through metal, and had no answers for all the strange noises Yoshi made. It takes them a while to figure out which bruxing means rat nephew is happy and which means he's distressed.

This is a kid who needs new stuff to investigate or he'll get bored and start destroying something. Before he was old enough to entertain himself, the Turtles spent as much time as they could finding things for him to do. This was properly one reason Raph and Casey taught him how to spray paint, as well as how this version of Splinter gets into smithing. Like if he gets bored he can paint something or make another sword! (Ageswap Yoshi has so many knives, it's ridiculous.)

The Turtles have to be careful about introducing new scents into the Lair cause there's a chance it'll confuse Yoshi and his sense of smell won't be able to make up for his terrible eyesight and he'll got lost on his way to the dojo.

The first time the Turtles saw porphyrin coming out of Yoshi's eyes, they pretty much screamed. They thought Yoshi was bleeding out of his eyes and were all in various stages of mental breakdowns thinking Yoshi was deathly ill and they'd failed to look after their nephew. Finding out that hey, it's okay, that's completely normal for him, its not actually blood, had them all either laying on the floor or going off on their own into a quiet room to stare at the wall for a while.

If Yoshi gets stressed out about something, they have to stop him from scratching himself or trying to chew on his own tail.

This kid has no poker face at all. His ears and whiskers are always giving him away, which is great for them knowing when he's lying, but terrible for being a ninja. This also gets really frustrating for him, because there are times when you don't want everyone to know how you're feeling, but those things give him away. Yoshi can forget about being upset without everyone knowing - he tries to compensate by pulling his hood up on bad days, but that kinda just lets everyone know he's upset and doesn't want to talk about it.

Just the Turtles and their very much a rat mutant nephew, who doesn't feel ashamed of being a rat, so doesn't bother hiding the ratty part of his nature

[angryborzois]

HOW DO YOU DO BOSS BATTLES MANUALLY BDSHSC

[mothscotch]

som fanart for @plastic-oasis 's au/fanfic :3

[frozenhi-chews]

I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need to play OFF I need-

[cowboy-robooty]

my big beautiful his favorite collection ٩( ᐛ )و today i begin my reread of the series once again (ignore germany body pillow being used to prop up the books)

[steelycunt]

they should invent a me that is capable of starting my day before 1pm

[santir0sales]

i made brownies for the first time the other day and after being put in the fridge, it literally became a Rock. I think i could even utilize it as a weapon

[avengedbiologist]

Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing.