#but they need to make up asap

[zephyrchama]

Since demons don't have middle or last names, an angry MC resorts to using their titles when they're really mad.

"Did you seriously just turn the router off? After I've been refreshing this page all day? Lucifer, Avatar of Pride, turn it back on now."

"It seems somebody swapped my homework with blank pages. Mammon, Avatar of Greed, do you have anything to say about this?"

"It's 3am. Leviathan, Avatar of Envy, you need to turn that concert DVD off right now and go to bed or I'm snapping it in half."

"Satan, Avatar of Wrath. This is the third time today I've stubbed my toe on one of your cursed books."

"Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. You're a doll. But it has been seven hours. I can't try on any more clothes. I'm exhausted."

"I know my name was on this cup of expensive ice cream. Beelzebub, Avatar of Gluttony, how are you going to make this up to me?"

"So help me, Belphegor, Avatar of Sloth, if you're late for class again, I'm the one who gets an earful of complaints. You're leaving this house right now."

[damsel-loves-machines]

*The poly finally reunite after Lilith's 7 year long absence.*

Imagine King Lucifer Morningstar practically storming in the halls of the Morningstar Mansion, his full demon form slowly coming to fruition with every step he takes toward the master bedroom. Over his broad shoulders are a flustered Queen of Hell herself on one and their shared concubine on the other, the latter possessing a simple grin, expecting this reaction from the fallen angel.

Lucifer: We have to make up for lost time together, all 3 of us. An hour for every year that you were gone, Lili.

Lilith: 7 hours? I've missed you both dearly, but isn't that a bit much?

Concubine!Reader: Luci opted for 7 days at first, but I convinced him to show you mercy, seeing as it has been a while since we've had a taste of you.

[narcoticwriter]

Me: I will stop talking about Nijisanji EN as it is bad for me and they are probably going to want to have it die down eventually.

Nijisanji EN: Not only are we disclosing legal details on a stream, but we're going to have three of our most popular livers (that were also quite close to Selen) read some of the content that sounds like it was read off of a script!

Me: Oh, for fuck's sake- SINK THE YACHT.

[fumifooms]

Holy mother of Chilchuck and Marcille and marchil-

I don't wanna think about my father dyin' I don't wanna hear my mother cryin' I don't wanna look into the mirror tryin' not to lose my shit Flowin' like lava down the side of a mountain Man in the jungle lookin' for a fountain of youth But he knows that fountain won't appear... fear If it all ends tomorrow I had a blast It looked so beautiful And it hurt so bad What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place Searchin' for knowledge Walkin' through fire Man in a garden filled with desire I know my name ain't written in your book... look If it all ends tomorrow I had a blast It looked so beautiful And it hurt so bad What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place

It’s literally got everything it’s just marchil at the end my god. Death, fear of death & aging, resignation, cheery "whatever, as long as I had a good time!", looking at the world both with romantic glasses and harsh realistic cynicism.……….. The way the first verse can apply to both of them… I am deceased

[hella1975]

hiiii haha. hello. exceptionally awkward introduction bc idrk how to start something like this so let's just jump right in. im taking a break from this account for a bit. i know i said i wanted taob out before halloween and currently im fine sticking with that deadline, but if i decide i need longer away then i will take longer away. every time ive reassured people that id never abandon a fic and updates will always come eventually i never once considered that my writing and ability to feel safe and comfortable on this site would be actively taken from me, so im not even going to apologise. i dont want this either and more importantly i dont fucking deserve it. i dont know what it is in the past year, if ive hit a certain amount of followers or 'popularity' that's made it so the natural ratio of positive to negative interactions must in turn go up, but there's been a serious uptick in weird asks for me. the annoying part is that a very small amount of them are actually objectively mean and hateful, the rest are just weird and invasive from people who seemingly dont realise that's what they're being. ive reached a point where i dont care if the intentions are good. it's not my job as a 20 year old tumblr user of all things to defend the morality of someone who couldnt even bother to come off anon. unfortunately, after blocking only one or two anons, the weird asks have decreased substantially, which says all you need to know about the fascinating and exhilarating lives led by these people, but ive also gone on to turn anon asks off entirely. this is something i actively fought against doing and had to be pushed into by my mutuals (who have been the coolest people on planet earth during this entire thing). turning off anon was a big deal to me even if it sounds silly. i felt betrayed and like id been backed into a corner because it was so vehmently something i DIDNT WANT that to feel like i had to do it anyway for my own mental health??? that sucks. so even though ive 'fixed' the problem, im still kind of reeling and uncomfortable every time i come on tumblr. i hope it's just something i need time to ease because i'll truly be devastated if this becomes 'ruined' for me. tumblr exists as the only place in the world where i am honestly every facet of myself without shame or hesitation; losing that would be insanely harmful to me. and to the people who cant appeal to the actual human behind the post, let me put that in words you can understand: we wouldn't get any more writing 😦😦😦 riots and fires and sirens, i know. so yeah. to anyone who has sent me an anon ask and you're now wondering if you were part of the problem, im firmly of the belief that you'll know if you are. when i say 'weird asks' i dont mean 'you sent me a para about your personal life just to vent or ask for advice' or 'you sent me a really deep emotional compliment about the impact me and/or my writing has had on you' - i love asks like that, so much that i put off taking a break and turning off anon solely for the joy they bring me. im sorry that it might feel like you're being punished too bc of the actions of what in reality is a HANDFUL of weird people, but this is what i feel like i have to do to feel safe and not go insane every time i log in. love you guys, hopefully ill see you soon x

[markipliere]

RAHHhhhhh I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

IM GOING TO THROW UP OUT OF EXCITEMENT

[olliesneweyes]

Sobbing crying ect on how they took beta Luca away from us btw

[why-the-heck-not]

oh jesus christ it’s wednesday/thursday and this is the second allnighter of the week

[st0rmyseas]

If Robert hadn’t left when he did, then he and Aaron would have had their surrogate baby in 2019/20. Their baby would be only 2/3 years younger than Seb. So if Robert hadn’t left, then they would have been raising two kids that are close in age who would be growing up together!!!!!

[kinokoshoujoart]

fellas i need you to be aware that marlin is canonically 185 cm (~6 feet 1 inches)

and celia is 155 cm… (5 feet 1 inches)

v-vesta………………….

[feather-bone]

Hi, I do commissions!

My partner and I are in a rough spot right now, so if you’ve got a creature friend you’d like immortalized in a drawing consider checking out my work! They’re geared toward pet portraits on that commissions page, but I’ve done a bunch of tattoo designs and character portraits as well. I’m open to most work - for anything outside of what I’ve covered on my ko-fi page, you can email me at featherbonestudio@gmail.com!

[hotasfahrenheit]

WayV - Give Me That (Korean Ver.)

[03.06.24]

(All the Xiaojun fluffy puppy hair shots)

[quotidian-oblivion]

I think my brain's broken.

Anyone have a band-aid?

[pa-pa-plasma]

quite frankly i am shocked & disappointed with the Phandom for the lack a werewolf AUs. where is your fucking awoo

[thewayuarent]

About Ray calling Sand whore thing

I get it, I want an apology too (is it possible we’ll get it later? idk). I kind of feel it was brushed off by the show and it’s frustrating. But.

Don’t you think there is a possibility that Ray doesn’t clearly remember that night? He remembers the events, obviously, but the whole picture in details?

Both Mew and Cheum said to him what he’s done. Sand didn’t mention that. And Ray said he remembers the last person he talked to - Sand - in their ep 9 conversation. And like it would be the perfect opportunity narratively speaking to say sorry. We kind of have to root for them there. But Ray doesn’t.

And I kind of feel like maybe, maybe he doesn’t remember. I mean,

1. He was very drunk and it wouldn’t be the first time he forgot smth.

2. He was in the middle of mental breakdown which does weird things with our brains.

3. He probably got a concussion after car crush.

It’s not that I try to excuse him, cause this motherfucker owns Sand an apology (or ten). But it’s honestly not Ray’s style. He always apologizes. And than does some shit again. And apologizes again. That’s like their whole dynamic with Sand.

So it’s the only logical explanation I have tbh.

[spicypussywave]

new is SUCH a guy like do i want to Be him or do i Want him. i need him to kill everyone and get away w it.