#but this is a close second

[bazoonga-bazinga]

watching tua s4 knowing fully how its going to disappoint me rn and something that keeps bothering me is just how awful it is that they dont show what happens during the 6 year time skip.

like in season 2 we get to see an abridged version of how everyone got to where they are. this allowed for me as viewer to at least undertsand the reasoning behind the siblings' actions and conflicts. but in season 4 there is just none of that.

instead we only get to see the after of the timeskip. Whatever bits we do hear abt the time in between are extremly limited because they are things that are told to us from biased/flawed/one-sided perspectives. I as a viewer do not get a clear idea of why any of the 8 charcters of the main cast change the way they do becuase i am never shown how this change ocurred. its more i am told things and have to accept because of the 6 year gap.

lila and diego's strained marriage is actually i think the only they showed without telling to an extent. but it still would have also been nice to see thier struggles transitioning to suburbia and would also aid me to better understand why neither of them tried to find an adequate balance in the 6 years. also like why is diego working as a delivery driver? in my mind it makes more sense for him to be a mediocre private investgator or something like that? idk just some more context behind the tension and thier decsions (especially lila dear god dont even get me started) would have been wonderful

viktor's journey to Canada and his distancing from the others sounded interesting and i would have loved to see that on screen. he clearly is unable to form long lasting intamate relationships and showing his life in the time gap would have been a great way to show his journey of accepting the loss of sissy.

allison was definitely hit hard by the lack of explanation. i understand the scheduling issues with raymond's actor but it truly was a heavy blow to season 3 allison actions when they just said he left with no other explanation. most of her conflicts in season 3 were motivated by the loss of claire and raymond and you are telling me she just lost 50% of that a year afterwards? and like this doesnt get mentioned until episode 3??

i actually enjoyed klaus's shift to a risk averse person and it did make sense to me after losing his immortality to become more aware of not only his but his loved ones mortality. the biggest glaring issue is the one everyone has talked about: the lack of dave. i think if they had shown klaus trying to find info on dave and/or even visiting his grave in the timeskip it would been fine with me that he wouldn't mention dave that much. but the dog tags being on screen and him not saying anything is actually inasne??? also it sounds like there was definitely more to his sobriety than what they have told sad that we didnt get to see that storyline....

everyone has said thier piece on how luther just mentioning sloane and then no other explanation is actually awful. like a simple flashback fo luther searching and finding sloane living a different life would have been better than them giving us nothing💀

ben i actually have nothing to say...it would have been silly to see the crypto scam ig. also an explanation of why they even showed the other ben the post credit of the s3 finale i think is warranted. like even a mention of yeah there is probably another ben who belongs to this universe walking around would have been okay ig

five oh where to even begin.... first of all how tf does a person who isnt even in thier 20s even get a gig at the cia. i know they said some bullahit abt five being a part of a relative young group/recruit (cant remember the exact wording) but like a person who is younger than 19 getting a job at the cia is a bit much. also i actually refuse to belive that five wouldn't have figured out his boss was part of the keepers there is just no way. after the handler and reggie i refuse to belive that five would lose his suspicion towards authority figures. i think the only authority figure he has ever listened to was the founder version of himself and even that took time. like if you want me to believe that bs then show me how five turned his brain into mush in the 6 year time skip. either that or show how me his loneliness in those six year because from what i have right now five worked at the cia and that is it nothing else. like from what i have been told by the show nothing else happended to him besides working. which if thier implication is that he was only working and drifted apart from his siblings that message was not clear enough to me as viewer and would have been alot clearer if i was shown such as thing.

[messrsrobyn]

opening a fluffy oneshot to read after the tragic mcd fic i have lined up.

very demure. very mindful.

[freeuselandonorris]

could we get a snippet of the oscar getting fisted fic please?! 👀❤️

hi anon!! of course, since you asked so nicely 😘 thank you for asking!

sneak preview under the cut

“At least see how many fingers you can get in,” Oscar says later, once Lando’s brain has rebooted post-orgasm. “I bet you could do four, easy.”

Lando makes a sounds fake but okay face and considers his right hand. Long fingers, big knuckles, but bunched together they’re probably not much different to his dick. It’s the rest of it that he thinks will pose a problem.

“God,” he says cheerfully, stretching to grab the lube. “You are such a dick-hungry slut.”

Oscar does one of his pantomimed laughs, bringing his knees up since he can’t collapse forward when he’s lying on the bed. What an idiot, Lando thinks, with an appalling sort of internal swoon.

“Yeah,” Oscar says as he shucks off his boxers and rolls onto his belly, looking back at Lando. “I’ve been really lucky to have a more experienced teammate as a mentor. Taught me everything he knows.”

[aailbhe]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

[jigsawed-in-half]

Thing is about the fungi though… those are mating types (which aren’t even the exact same as sexes but pretty close)…. They aren’t genders like. How obvious is it that fungal sex has nothing to do with human sex, let alone gender, which is a human social construct? Are people really THIS widely delusional? Delusional in the way someone is who claims a “miracle” every time something nice happens, or what? Schizophylum commune having whatever number of mating types doesn’t tell us jack shit about how sex functions in humans… which in turn isn’t even gender, just related to it. So what the fuck is up with tens of thousands of people going on and on acting like it does? It’s like going “AHA grapes are purple and also sometimes green, and both taste good. People are also different colors sometimes. So therefore racism is bad. Checkmate racists.” It’s a loony toons argument, a terrible argument, and it does a disservice to the intelligence of anyone who is asked to nod along and act like it makes any kinda sense. Rotting brains as we speak.

ok. wha t . I love you for saying this and I will be studying this obsessively thank you. I want to make an animal/fungi gender tier list, and also you’re so so right. also @specialshoesclub is this you

[prommytheus]

my favorite part of cowboy bebop is the lengthy sequence of spike falling on his ass in the intro that i watch in full every time

[skyelights-xox]

Getting the Watching and Dreaming trailer on the same day as Donald Trump getting arrested, this is shaping up to be MY November 5th

[npdclaraoswald]

Funniest thing about the Todd in the Shadows video about Somerton is that he started it off by saying he "heard through the youtuber grapevine that hbomb was making a video on Somerton; that's right, we all talk to each other." Obviously he was being hyperbolic when he said all of them talk to each other, but it was clearly being discussed in the circles several video essayists run in. And yet Somerton was obviously blindsided by the video.

None of his other community members talk to him and I can absolutely see why

[lauryn-order]

I lost my power due to winter weather and this is 100% my biggest concern right now.

[lowpolyotakuconvention]

MGSV SCRIPT SAYS JULIE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK IN HAL. This would mean she not only raised him from a toddler, but knowingly married the person she was supposed to be protecting him from.

[neutron-stars-collision]

It's a well-known, established fact that whenever I listen to The Winner Takes It All I'm going to sing it, and give it my all

[adhdedrn]

Second Poll.

Third Poll.

Fourth poll.

Fifth poll.

[noodles-and-tea]

Who’s your favorite gravity falls character?

THIS GUY

[sockich]

I WANT TO BE GREAT.

BLUE EYE SAMURAI (2023)

[animatedtext]

[lesbianralzarek]

pretentious bitches feel free to shout out your fav underappreciated songs in the tags!