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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#this is the one you’re supposed to reblog first so it shows up second. if that wasn’t clear
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Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.
They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.
If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.
I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.
Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.
#Politics#brian thompson#united healthcare#Guys just wanted to make clear I am not a conservative#Just a poor communicator
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
#icarus speaks#they were so cute 😭#i cannot emphasize how large the umbrella was compared to them#and the parents looked as happy as u could be while being rained on too#like it was clear they didn’t mind that much bc the kid was so happy#i love kids so much they’re so everything#containment breach
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Shadow is Rouge's n1 fan (and hater, currently)
+ Sonic is here literally just to be a little prick
This took so long @_@
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#sonic#shadow#rouge#sonadow#implied#sonic x shadow#sonic fanart#sonic the hedgehog fanart#shadow the hedgehog fanart#sonic the hedgehog fancomic#rouge and shadow#shadow and rouge#theyre besties#genderfluid shadow will be explored at a later date#but hes real and i love him dearly#mercurio draws#third attempt at posting this LMAO#long post#NOT shadouge/shadrouge#though i honestly dont care that much just thought Id make it clear XD
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not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.
#i understand licenses i just think they're stupid as hell just so we're clear#humanity: we have invented the limitless access to information machine. but we must limit the access. for money.
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I remember meeting a guy at a bar a year or so ago who told me he worked at the international consortium that does the porn parodies of all the top-grossing film releases. He said that the whole Barbenheimer situation presented his combine with some spectacular highs and lows. Because he said that with Barbie, right, the thing about Barbie is that there's already kind of a three-way ideatic, structural parallel between the curated artificiality of Barbie as a children's toy, the curated artificiality of Barbie as a mass market film, and the curated artificiality of pornography as a genre. Add on top of that that Barbie as a film is already feeling this tension, right where it's trying to be about a character graduating from the platonic sexlessness of a children's franchise to the functional-and-frank sexuality of being a living human woman, but it's also being bogged down in the "Everyone-is-beautiful-no-one-is-horny" aesthetic restrictions of any contemporary big-budget mass-market film so the two states end up looking pretty similar, he said. I mean the film itself is very aware of that tension, right, with that joke about how "casting Margot Robbie is the wrong move if you want to make that point," all that jazz. So, all that in mind, Barbie-themed pornography, he said, is in a weird way actually kind of complementary to the extant project, gesturing at unaddressed tensions and ideas, a dark mirror, the shadow self it wants to deny but can't, there's a lot of room to play in the space. He used the adjective "Lynchian" a couple of times, he seemed super stoked, he was talking with his hands. Oppenheimer, on the other hand. Oppenheimer he said presented a problem. Because obviously you can eroticize the detonation of an atomic bomb, we're all probably three mutuals removed from someone on this site who does exactly that, but obviously that's a niche market, and moreover it's a market that has a ton of overlap with high-minded thinkers who treat the historical use of atomic weapons against Japan with the level of gravity that atrocity demands. So they were stuck. They were really stuck. He told me that they'd been pulling their hair out for months trying to square the circle and all they had to show for it was a big whiteboard with the phrase "Grope-nheimer" written on it
#shitpost#my writing#clearing out the drafts#this was more timely when I started writing it but whatever#unreality#barbie#oppenheimer
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:3
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#sonic#sonic and shadow#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow comic#sonic fanart#sth fanart#sorry to anyone who followed me for other content the hyperfixation is really really bad#i LOOOVE the hc that shadow is bad at texting#btw sonic has a clear case with mementos in it#shadow doesn't have a case at all LOL
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it's too early to be provoking this way ffs
part 2??
#jayvik#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce x viktor#college au if its not clear enough#trans viktor#idk if that tag is necessary at all but there you go tho#jayce said bicep day#my art
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the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3
the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.
#posts made from 1998#hate when ive almost cleared the board only for it to be left to a 50/50#orphe yaps#delete later
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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
[ID: A screencap from The Penguins of Madagascar television series. It shows Skipper and Private in a cinderblock room with the head of a stuffed fish visible in the decor. Skipper is carrying a corked test tube of pink glowing liquid. Skipper glances at Private with a single raised eye brow. Private meets his eyes with a blanker expression of possibly raised eyebrows. End ID]
#penguins of madagascar#it's about time#funny#writing#personal misadventures#finally editing the o.g. with the image description. For reasons#described#edit just to be clear because people keep tagging with confusion: yes this is what the phrase means#I doubt anyone else’s automatic first thought is this specific scene though
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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

#to be clear. i love them very much. but wtf are like half of these#em rambles#sims#eta: the amount of discord servers that have been RUINED as a result of this post <3
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hi dungeon meshi fandom :]
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#dunmeshi#to be clear; he understood it as platonic#pspsps dunmeshi fandom come here i have gifts for you
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I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure purple haired protestors got out safe. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.
#i got arrested at an encampment if that's not clear#sorry to the annons still waiting in my ask box ive had a crazy weekend#christians for a free palestine#free palestine#save Gaza
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trying again to recount this one dream i had that stuck with me awhile ago
#comic#my art tag#looking at my old art of me made me remeber this dream. the memory of the donut is so clear in my mind still#it was waxy looking like soap.#that one comic i forget the critter of reminded/inspired me of/to do the thing where the word bubble leaks out all creepy
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